WEBVTT - #203: Tops Can't Use Maps 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:06.880 Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:09.960 Hello, you totally release. 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.920 Yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:15.360 Yeah, No one says the word turn as an adult. 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.360 Kids would be like, can I return? 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:19.480 You don't say that sit as an adult? 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:20.600 Can I return? 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:29.040 In your car? I want to turn. It is mich 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:35.800 Julie and Mitchell COO's Hello You, Hello you coming to 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.879 you life from a public holiday at the time of recording. 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.360 Yeah, do you mind if I tell Riddie to what's 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:40.960 happened today? 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:42.959 No? I mean you know what. I don't take any 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:45.120 ownership over it, so I don't feel bad. So yes, no, 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:45.479 I don't know. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:46.760 No one's here. No one here is trying to make 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.680 you feel bad in Gwood. So we're currently recording on 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.880 end zac Day, and we thought it's a public holiday. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.520 Mitch Jenna don't have to come to the office. So 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.480 I felt a bit bad that you have to work 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.960 in a way doing this podcast on a public holiday. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.800 So I was like, let's make it more relaxed. Instead 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:02.520 of going to the office, we'll do it in my 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.640 lound group. I set everything up, it was all ready 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.399 to go. I blew up a fucking mattress in the 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.720 lound room and who stood it up to try and 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:10.360 sound fruit and. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:11.720 Make it sound like I need to have a nap 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:14.360 mid show for acoustic reasons. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:16.000 He needed his halftime nap. 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:17.000 Surprised people. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.680 Yeah, anyway, So it was all set up, the lights 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.000 of the camera's ready to go, and then Cheery goes, oh shit, 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:26.959 I didn't bring the microphones. Yeah, which I'd know that someday. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.080 It's don't work in the audio space, but they're quite 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.600 important to make a podcast app for that's like. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.360 Polling yo, turning up to Master Chef day one and going, shit, 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.640 I forgot the food. Like, there's no Master Chef without 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:38.959 the food exactly. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.200 It defeats the whole purpose. And so we were like 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.679 all right. Then we all car pulled in Cheery's car 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:46.280 headed into the studio, including Price, kiper Jenna, who was here. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:47.240 Of course, cheers here. 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:49.600 Does it feel a bit shitty being in the office 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:50.480 on a public holiday? 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:53.360 Not gonna lie, Yes, yeah it really does. And also 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.160 I don't work Friday, so I was geared up for 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:58.000 a four day weekend this week. And now, no, that's 0:01:58.040 --> 0:01:59.800 all right, and what can you do? We're dedicated to. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:02.360 The what if I try and make it really fucking 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:05.800 fun today? So I didn't feel like we Oh you always. 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:06.680 Do that, It's always fun. 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:07.440 It's always fun. 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.639 Oh my god, the way your eyes just darted each other, 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:10.959 like go along with the li like go along with 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:11.480 the large. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:14.359 Well like in Jonestown. 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.000 And so it's a cult. Would it be fun to 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:18.680 do a little taste tests here? Because look what I 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:22.120 brought with me today. Show me the lube lozenges you recommend? 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:23.959 Oh you know, I'm so excited for this. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.200 This is the place to help with dry mouth. I 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.760 suggested this, you did, and I said a couple of 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.120 episodes ago, whenever it was Yeah, I said that when 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.280 I tried it, it felt like having lube in my mouth. Yeah, 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:36.600 you did, as if you'd just taken the fucking lid 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.240 off lube had a swig off you go, that's what 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:39.519 it takes. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.040 This is the number one dentist recommended dry mouth brand. 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.520 I don't realize how much competition there was in the space. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.880 Yeah, neither. I'd never heard of dry mouth lozenges. 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:48.560 So do you suck on it or do you chew it? Mitchell? 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.079 I guess it just pop it in like a strip seal. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:54.360 All is like, yeah, it's very strips of adjacent, very dentist. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:57.560 Right here we go, don't chew it. You're trucking it on, 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.919 oh favor. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:05.919 Right it is saying looby, right, it's weird. I don't 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:07.600 know if i'd find that helpful, because it was so 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:09.720 that I didn't get a dry mouth during the podcast, 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:12.120 so that I didn't drink all that water and need 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:12.840 to piss all the time. 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.600 See, yeah, it's so loopy. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:19.000 Oh that's looby. Oh my god, it's slimy. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.760 Now. You also had a theory that perhaps these would 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.840 help with gobby. It should be out. I'm trying to 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.160 make today fun for you mate. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:30.560 All right, Jenna, it's horrific. I think it would help 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.880 with it, with some sort of fun, I guess. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.720 So apparently ice cubes are meant to help with that. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.880 I've cried that you oh god jah. 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:38.520 As in you put the ice cube in your mouth. 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:39.920 Oh yes, and had vice versa. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:41.920 Okay, I didn't make any difference. What is its supposed 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:42.320 to achieve? 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.320 It's like a different sensation because it's cold down there's 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:48.520 very sensitive down there, so it's cold. Interesting, it does nothing. 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.320 So were you struggling to talk with the loss and 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.120 during your mouth. It's not a subtle lozenge. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.160 It's not a subtle subtle loznge. But my mouth isn't 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.880 like I think I'm just drinking the lube, like I'm swallowing. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:03:59.640 Yeah, I found it a bit distracting. 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:01.280 I don't know if I like it dry mouth lost 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.360 ange that my works, but also I just feel like 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:06.120 I'm salivating because it's sweet. Yeah, this is normally in 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.440 my mouth with a strepsaw or something. Well, yeah, we're 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.119 here at work on a day off. 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:14.000 I here's something I did to try and make it fun. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:17.000 I made bloody an Zac Day spread for your both. 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:18.880 I tried to fool you into thinking that I made 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.960 sandwiches and anzac biscuits. They were store bought. You didn't 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:22.719 fucking fall for it. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:22.840 Now. 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:24.480 I brought them with me in a tupway container to 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.320 the studio since we had to relocate. Oh there, sugar hit. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:28.400 Will that make you feel better? 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:28.719 Yeah? 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:28.960 Will? 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:30.520 But I don't want to suck and chew on the 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.839 same podcast. Never stopped you before though no one really hasn't. 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.200 We'll eat them in there throughout, maybe at the end 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.440 of the show. We'll welcome everyone. If it's your first 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:40.520 time listening, welcome to Is it just me? Every show 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.440 we start with it? Is it just me? Something we've noticed, 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.760 something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't sorry about that? 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.200 Sorry, I thought that was the sound effect. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:49.560 That's that's my saliva. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:51.320 Yeah, it's a bit much, isn't it. 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.359 Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitches, I don't 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.440 mine today, I've noticed. 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:00.720 Mine is also something I noticed. It was something I 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.720 noticed in the car trip. Here about you? Oh no, 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.120 but you're not the only one I've noticed a pattern. 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.200 I've given you a free lift. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:12.679 Yeah, I'm not negating that criticism. I have a feeling 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:14.760 you're going to read it that way, but it purely 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.760 is an observation. But you're not the only person I've 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:17.720 noticed that, does it? 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.800 Is it about that door dash driver almost hit No? Okay, good? 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:21.880 That was a close call. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.360 Close that would have been his fault if he struck him. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:25.080 Thank you. I agree. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:29.520 As a cyclist, I couldn't believe the reckless abandon in 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.400 which he just pulled out in front of you without 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.359 checking if there were any cars coming, And it wasn't 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.920 like a quiet street No, more often than not, there 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:36.919 would be a car coming. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.239 He clearly hasn't any street safety lesson. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.160 Like, No, I didn't see him at the cycling in 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:42.120 the city course. 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.120 And on Ansack day of all day. 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.200 Makes the difference, but read the room, I would have 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:47.520 seen you. 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:49.440 All Right, well shall we jump in? You can? I 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:50.560 can get first? You want to go first? What do 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:50.960 you want to do? 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.880 Maybe Jenna decides, have you got that sound effect? 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.400 Oh, I've got a sound effe from me. I'm gonna 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:57.200 just chew this guy. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:58.440 That's what I did. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.280 It's it's ruining the vibe. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.760 I was a guest on someone else's podcast yesterday, Jimmy 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:04.360 and nath. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:06.279 Oh yeah, and a am I competition mind you? 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.200 Yeah? I actually did say to them, it's so nice 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.680 to be here with my favorite night show. 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:13.480 You did not. I did just take such a bitch. 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:14.719 It's a jake. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:16.120 I beat them in the rating, so it doesn't bother 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:16.480 me at all. 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.040 But yeah, I put one of the dry mouth wasn't 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:19.760 just in on the way and I was like, I 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:22.359 can't do the interview with this in my mouth. So 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.440 you saw me out the front of the fucking SCA 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:25.240 building going. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.120 Yeah, chewing it, trying to spit it out in the 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:31.800 vih Mitch is nervous nobody, so why would you be nervous? 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:33.880 Excuse I'm joker. I love them. It's a bit of playful, 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.480 you know. It's like friendly Foes Canada in the USA. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:39.480 All right, well you can go first, will you to 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:39.800 jump in? 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.760 I've got Dan it's a side. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:42.679 Yeah, I've got the soundfect. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.719 I want to know what's bad about you, Chury, So 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:50.320 I'm going to choose it was. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:54.799 Bad Dare on Antac Day of all days. 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:58.520 You know, it's also funny just if you're lashing out 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:00.640 at someone, just be like, oh, and so close to 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:01.320 Antac Day? 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:07.479 Yeah, of course in December. Could you just say so 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.480 close and then insert the nearest holiday? 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:13.000 Yeah, like I can't believe you hit that cyclist with 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.440 your car, and just after resta totally as if that 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:16.679 affects it in any way. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:18.360 Just after Martin Luther King Day. 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:22.120 Actually we should do that. What day does this episode 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:26.840 come out? Monday the April. Don't all rush and check 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:27.520 your calendar at once. 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.280 Monday the twenty night. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:33.119 Okay, let me have a quick look. 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:37.200 Oh my gosh, that's Self Determination Day is it. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:41.040 Yes, so close to Self Determination Day. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:45.920 On this here, Self Determination Day, which I've always proudly celebrated. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:47.560 I've never missed it. 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.000 Stephen's facetiming mess. Sorry put him on. 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:51.480 He's not a secret anymore. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:59.640 Hello, Hi, babe, we're recording the podcasta his dog sitting. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:05.720 What message do you want to spread? D l D? 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:13.280 What what's d l D Delayed language development disorderthologist? 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.040 Of course, thank you, Stephen. We'll make sure that gets 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:18.160 out there all right, sick bye d l D. It 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.360 doesn't he's not he's not a presenter. He doesn't understand 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:21.640 the comment. He has to do context. 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:25.000 Just googled other celebrations today. I've got an idea of 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.120 what you and Stephen can do when you get home. 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:32.760 Will you be celebrating National Ziper Day? Does it sound 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:33.960 effect for that? I believe true. 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:39.520 There is, yes, this one. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:42.320 I don't even know what that's meant to mean. 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:43.480 That's a my zip. 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.120 It sounds like it's such an effort to get undone. 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.200 What from zipper opens? 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:56.080 Don't bring dolphins into this. There is nothing not so 0:08:56.160 --> 0:09:01.600 close to National Supply Chain Day. Oh, it's also National 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:06.000 Peace rose a Day roads Why does my mind go 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:06.640 to road days. 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.400 You're an alcohol When I came out, Mom was like, 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.280 it was December twelfth. She's like, it's so close to Christmas? 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.439 Did she actually that's hilarious? 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:16.400 I was like, you've still got ten days? 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:18.160 It ruined the silly season? 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.480 Wait till after Christmas? No, I could not have I 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:22.520 was actually quite depressed. 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:26.120 OHI guess what else? It is? The day this episode 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.960 comes out? What far up that chain? Saw it? National 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:29.680 Day of Trees? 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:37.480 Oh my god? Cut him down astradium hathon. Oh shit, 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:42.040 there's a frog in that tree. I'll get it. I 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:42.360 got it. 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.560 Don't worry if we're having fun? Does it not feel 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:45.120 like we're having fun? 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:45.920 Having fun? 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:52.320 Sorry about that? I told you the studio still fucking. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.680 Jenna's we five too? Just went it's on an automated 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.680 timer because it's a public holiday. She thought she'd have 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:57.719 the privacy of her own home. 0:09:58.440 --> 0:09:59.880 All right, where do we settle? Am I going for? 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.840 I don't give a shit? Please just speak? 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:04.040 Okay, here we go go? 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.400 Is Bradley here on the public holidays? 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:08.480 There with a brassbee paying him overtime? Yeah? 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:12.000 Go for it? Is it just me? 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:15.880 Can tops not use maps? 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:20.080 Oh? My god. Now, what do you mean by that? 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.319 I'll tell you what I mean by that. We were 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:26.880 driving here moments ago to come to the studio. We're 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.800 all in the car together. You've got the map up 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.080 in front of you on a fucking Imax size screen 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.720 in your car. Yeah, And I said to you, Oh, 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.600 you don't need maps, I can give directions. He said, no, no, no, 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:41.240 don't worry, I'll just follow the map. Did you though, 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.720 because at one point you're. 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:44.880 In the car, make it here. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.000 So what I had to do was, as we were 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.960 driving there, despite the fact that the maps now have 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:54.000 a big fucking arrow telling you which lane to be in, 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.079 I had to say to you, get in the left lane. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:56.600 We're turning here. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:57.120 Oh my god. 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.880 I thought that the map was giving you a different direction. 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.040 Two turn left, and it had the three lanes, and 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.960 it had one arrow highlighted which was the left lane, 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:08.000 and you ignored it. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.240 No, I didn't ignore it. Here's what happens. I don't 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.400 like I'm a lane filterer, Like in my mind I'm 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:15.880 on a moped. I'm on a motorbike. Like if there's 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.000 a lineup of traffic, I'll go, well, that's going to 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:19.560 open at some point, and I'm one of those cars 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:20.360 that will just cut in. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.040 So even if there was a huge line of cars 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:24.880 wanting to turn left at a red light, what was 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:25.320 your plan? 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.480 Just wait at the front of the red light and indicate? 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:32.120 What can they do? It's a public holiday that day day, 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:36.000 that day. Let's we forget I was indicating to the left. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:37.720 I would have always gone in. I wasn't ignoring it. 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:38.920 I just know it. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.240 Was very much a oh shit, Yeah, you're right. You 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:43.319 just didn't realize because we were deep in conversation. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:46.200 Well, why are you throwing me? Speaking of being deep off, 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.360 why would you throw me in all my other community 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.640 of tops in the same basket. 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:53.840 Jenna, would you like to explain for any oblivious listeners 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:55.800 of ours, what do I mean when I say top 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:56.520 and bottom correct? 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.920 Oh yeah, so a top will insert their penis? 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.480 Oh my god, Jesus, Jennet forgot, we've got children. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.200 You're going to use colorful language, embellish at all. 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.160 Anyway, Insert you can just say and I'll play a 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:08.920 sound effect for it. So yeah, they. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:15.079 Will insert there yeph into correct and then a bottom. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.600 Yes, we'll received cop. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:22.559 It like a champ in there and correct anyway. So 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.600 the reason I'm leaving you in with that is because 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:26.320 I've not in huh. 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.040 Lubing me in you wish mate. 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.520 Although the ninety is young, it's a public work. 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.760 So close to antac data. Yeah, you know what, it. 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.280 Might not just be Tops, it could be straight men 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.360 as well. I reckon they would both make the same mistake. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:41.360 Anyone who's putting their penis in something learn to drive. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.720 The reason I'm saying Tops can't use maps is because 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:48.240 Sean does this too. Yep, your boyfriend as well as 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:49.800 Oscar our fourth wheel roving. 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:52.360 I'm still not sure that he can claim that title, 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:53.480 but sure no he is. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:59.120 Which shocks everyone assume no anyway, So Sean will do that. 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:02.240 Whenever we're driving, I can see quite clearly that the 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:05.080 map has highlighted be in the left lane. You're merging here, 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.319 and he's your off with the fair He's no intention 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.640 of turning left. And he's also the sort of person 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.199 that he doesn't like making sudden maneuvers. He's the opposite 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:13.440 to you. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:15.400 I'll make a sudden maneuver like I'll. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:16.880 Say you need to be in the left lane. We're 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:20.720 merging here, We're turning left and he'll go, fuck, no, 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:22.120 there's no time. I just gonna have to go forward. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:23.600 I was like, there actually is still time if you 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:24.800 go left now. No I can't. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:25.199 I can't. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.000 And we've had enough time to have this conversation, but 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:29.719 he's still deemed there's not enough time to turn layer 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.079 get in the right lane. He doesn't like sudden maneuvers, 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:33.880 so we get fucking lost all the time because he 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.400 doesn't check the arrow on the map. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:35.800 Got it? 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:37.880 And same deal with Oscar. He drove me back from 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:41.400 my Newcastle comedy gigs and Fuck Me Dead. I was 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.719 editing our podcast in the passenger seat, and even I'm 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:45.559 keeping an eye on the map, being like, babe, you're 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:46.000 turning here. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:46.760 Oh fuck am I. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:49.600 What is it with tops and maps? It's making it 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:50.640 so easy for you. 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:54.920 Well, you know why we're so preoccupied when we're driving. No, no, no, no, 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.280 this is why we're so not preoccupied when we're driving, 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.120 because during sex, we have to do all the work. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.680 You get to that. 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:02.600 It's it's not you just. 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.440 Get to lie there, pop in a what is it 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.400 called a bioteen dry mouth, lost engine, go to town. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:09.080 We have to put in the work. We've got to 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.720 do the thrusting we've got. There's a lot of work 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:12.560 to be put in. 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.760 You mustn't base your opinion off the clearly too lazy, 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:17.400 dopey starfish as you've slept. 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:18.920 Excuse you? 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.360 Oh wait, I meant the two relationships more than that. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:22.800 Have they all been fucking starfish? 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.600 No? They have not been. But I'm a real power 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:30.680 you like, yeah, yeah, see, maybe Jenny, could you leave 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.480 the room for a moment, maybe put this in the we'll. 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.640 Just fight over who's in charge it still anyway? 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:36.840 Right? 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.040 Well, apologies saw the tops listening miture? You really mustn't. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.280 No, it's just interesting. I wonder what the connection. 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:45.240 Especially God, you know where the most confined group of 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:49.840 tops are war, but I don't know where that came from. 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:51.960 We need to ease up, We need to pull back 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:52.920 on the fucking. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:55.160 War jokes that should ever be included apology. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:59.880 Especially of course so close to especially back then, i' 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.400 imagine how much hard it would have been to get 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:03.480 around with no Google Maps, with actual arrows telling you 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.080 where to go. You just have to figure it out yourself. 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.280 It would have been awful. I could not have handled it. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:09.720 I remember one time when I was a kid, we 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:11.800 came to Sydney because we were buying a fucking above 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.720 ground pool from someone else and grasps gum tree or something. 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:16.720 These farming industry is doing well. I might sell myself 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:17.200 a shit. 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.160 And so when we went to pick it up, Mum 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.320 and Dad opened like, I don't know what they're called 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.440 in Sydney, but it was like a big fucking phone book. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.280 But it was a map in Melbourne. It's called the Meilways. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:27.560 I don't remember what the citny w we. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.440 Had it too, but it was called something. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:30.920 And they tried to explain it to me how they 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.240 just flicked through all these pages to figure out the 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.320 route to this random person's address. And if you put 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:36.480 a gun to my head, there's no way I could 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.480 use a school map to get around what book? And 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.240 it's to turn the pages as he drives. 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:43.840 Yes, my mum loved it. 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:47.360 Why does he just not like the new technology where 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.240 he's like, ah, well it's always worked for. 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.600 Me because he thinks that works better even though lots 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:52.640 of those roads aren't even know. 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:54.360 Yeah, I was gonna say they're constantly updated in the 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:56.520 roads totally all right, I've got to get my canoe 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:57.400 over the Sydney Harbor. 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:00.200