Speaker 1: Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Hello, you totally release.
Speaker 1: Yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No one says the word turn as an adult.
Speaker 1: Kids would be like, can I return?
Speaker 2: You don't say that sit as an adult?
Speaker 3: Can I return?
Speaker 1: In your car? I want to turn. It is mich
Speaker 1: Julie and Mitchell COO's Hello You, Hello you coming to
Speaker 1: you life from a public holiday at the time of recording.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you mind if I tell Riddie to what's
Speaker 2: happened today?
Speaker 1: No? I mean you know what. I don't take any
Speaker 1: ownership over it, so I don't feel bad. So yes, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: No one's here. No one here is trying to make
Speaker 2: you feel bad in Gwood. So we're currently recording on
Speaker 2: end zac Day, and we thought it's a public holiday.
Speaker 2: Mitch Jenna don't have to come to the office. So
Speaker 2: I felt a bit bad that you have to work
Speaker 2: in a way doing this podcast on a public holiday.
Speaker 2: So I was like, let's make it more relaxed. Instead
Speaker 2: of going to the office, we'll do it in my
Speaker 2: lound group. I set everything up, it was all ready
Speaker 2: to go. I blew up a fucking mattress in the
Speaker 2: lound room and who stood it up to try and
Speaker 2: sound fruit and.
Speaker 1: Make it sound like I need to have a nap
Speaker 1: mid show for acoustic reasons.
Speaker 2: He needed his halftime nap.
Speaker 1: Surprised people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, So it was all set up, the lights
Speaker 2: of the camera's ready to go, and then Cheery goes, oh shit,
Speaker 2: I didn't bring the microphones. Yeah, which I'd know that someday.
Speaker 2: It's don't work in the audio space, but they're quite
Speaker 2: important to make a podcast app for that's like.
Speaker 1: Polling yo, turning up to Master Chef day one and going, shit,
Speaker 1: I forgot the food. Like, there's no Master Chef without
Speaker 1: the food exactly.
Speaker 2: It defeats the whole purpose. And so we were like
Speaker 2: all right. Then we all car pulled in Cheery's car
Speaker 2: headed into the studio, including Price, kiper Jenna, who was here.
Speaker 1: Of course, cheers here.
Speaker 2: Does it feel a bit shitty being in the office
Speaker 2: on a public holiday?
Speaker 1: Not gonna lie, Yes, yeah it really does. And also
Speaker 1: I don't work Friday, so I was geared up for
Speaker 1: a four day weekend this week. And now, no, that's
Speaker 1: all right, and what can you do? We're dedicated to.
Speaker 2: The what if I try and make it really fucking
Speaker 2: fun today? So I didn't feel like we Oh you always.
Speaker 3: Do that, It's always fun.
Speaker 1: It's always fun.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the way your eyes just darted each other,
Speaker 2: like go along with the li like go along with
Speaker 2: the large.
Speaker 1: Well like in Jonestown.
Speaker 2: And so it's a cult. Would it be fun to
Speaker 2: do a little taste tests here? Because look what I
Speaker 2: brought with me today. Show me the lube lozenges you recommend?
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 2: This is the place to help with dry mouth. I
Speaker 2: suggested this, you did, and I said a couple of
Speaker 2: episodes ago, whenever it was Yeah, I said that when
Speaker 2: I tried it, it felt like having lube in my mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you did, as if you'd just taken the fucking lid
Speaker 2: off lube had a swig off you go, that's what
Speaker 2: it takes.
Speaker 1: This is the number one dentist recommended dry mouth brand.
Speaker 1: I don't realize how much competition there was in the space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, neither. I'd never heard of dry mouth lozenges.
Speaker 1: So do you suck on it or do you chew it? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: I guess it just pop it in like a strip seal.
Speaker 2: All is like, yeah, it's very strips of adjacent, very dentist.
Speaker 1: Right here we go, don't chew it. You're trucking it on,
Speaker 1: oh favor.
Speaker 2: Right it is saying looby, right, it's weird. I don't
Speaker 2: know if i'd find that helpful, because it was so
Speaker 2: that I didn't get a dry mouth during the podcast,
Speaker 2: so that I didn't drink all that water and need
Speaker 2: to piss all the time.
Speaker 3: See, yeah, it's so loopy.
Speaker 1: Oh that's looby. Oh my god, it's slimy.
Speaker 2: Now. You also had a theory that perhaps these would
Speaker 2: help with gobby. It should be out. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: make today fun for you mate.
Speaker 1: All right, Jenna, it's horrific. I think it would help
Speaker 1: with it, with some sort of fun, I guess.
Speaker 2: So apparently ice cubes are meant to help with that.
Speaker 1: I've cried that you oh god jah.
Speaker 2: As in you put the ice cube in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, and had vice versa.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't make any difference. What is its supposed
Speaker 2: to achieve?
Speaker 1: It's like a different sensation because it's cold down there's
Speaker 1: very sensitive down there, so it's cold. Interesting, it does nothing.
Speaker 2: So were you struggling to talk with the loss and
Speaker 2: during your mouth. It's not a subtle lozenge.
Speaker 1: It's not a subtle subtle loznge. But my mouth isn't
Speaker 1: like I think I'm just drinking the lube, like I'm swallowing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I found it a bit distracting.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I like it dry mouth lost
Speaker 1: ange that my works, but also I just feel like
Speaker 1: I'm salivating because it's sweet. Yeah, this is normally in
Speaker 1: my mouth with a strepsaw or something. Well, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: here at work on a day off.
Speaker 2: I here's something I did to try and make it fun.
Speaker 2: I made bloody an Zac Day spread for your both.
Speaker 2: I tried to fool you into thinking that I made
Speaker 2: sandwiches and anzac biscuits. They were store bought. You didn't
Speaker 2: fucking fall for it.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: I brought them with me in a tupway container to
Speaker 2: the studio since we had to relocate. Oh there, sugar hit.
Speaker 2: Will that make you feel better?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Will?
Speaker 1: But I don't want to suck and chew on the
Speaker 1: same podcast. Never stopped you before though no one really hasn't.
Speaker 1: We'll eat them in there throughout, maybe at the end
Speaker 1: of the show. We'll welcome everyone. If it's your first
Speaker 1: time listening, welcome to Is it just me? Every show
Speaker 1: we start with it? Is it just me? Something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't sorry about that?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I thought that was the sound effect.
Speaker 1: That's that's my saliva.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit much, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitches, I don't
Speaker 1: mine today, I've noticed.
Speaker 2: Mine is also something I noticed. It was something I
Speaker 2: noticed in the car trip. Here about you? Oh no,
Speaker 2: but you're not the only one I've noticed a pattern.
Speaker 1: I've given you a free lift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not negating that criticism. I have a feeling
Speaker 2: you're going to read it that way, but it purely
Speaker 2: is an observation. But you're not the only person I've
Speaker 2: noticed that, does it?
Speaker 1: Is it about that door dash driver almost hit No? Okay, good?
Speaker 3: That was a close call.
Speaker 2: Close that would have been his fault if he struck him.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I agree.
Speaker 2: As a cyclist, I couldn't believe the reckless abandon in
Speaker 2: which he just pulled out in front of you without
Speaker 2: checking if there were any cars coming, And it wasn't
Speaker 2: like a quiet street No, more often than not, there
Speaker 2: would be a car coming.
Speaker 1: He clearly hasn't any street safety lesson.
Speaker 2: Like, No, I didn't see him at the cycling in
Speaker 2: the city course.
Speaker 3: And on Ansack day of all day.
Speaker 2: Makes the difference, but read the room, I would have
Speaker 2: seen you.
Speaker 1: All Right, well shall we jump in? You can? I
Speaker 1: can get first? You want to go first? What do
Speaker 1: you want to do?
Speaker 2: Maybe Jenna decides, have you got that sound effect?
Speaker 1: Oh, I've got a sound effe from me. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just chew this guy.
Speaker 2: That's what I did.
Speaker 1: It's it's ruining the vibe.
Speaker 2: I was a guest on someone else's podcast yesterday, Jimmy
Speaker 2: and nath.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and a am I competition mind you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I actually did say to them, it's so nice
Speaker 2: to be here with my favorite night show.
Speaker 1: You did not. I did just take such a bitch.
Speaker 2: It's a jake.
Speaker 1: I beat them in the rating, so it doesn't bother
Speaker 1: me at all.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I put one of the dry mouth wasn't
Speaker 2: just in on the way and I was like, I
Speaker 2: can't do the interview with this in my mouth. So
Speaker 2: you saw me out the front of the fucking SCA
Speaker 2: building going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, chewing it, trying to spit it out in the
Speaker 1: vih Mitch is nervous nobody, so why would you be nervous?
Speaker 1: Excuse I'm joker. I love them. It's a bit of playful,
Speaker 1: you know. It's like friendly Foes Canada in the USA.
Speaker 1: All right, well you can go first, will you to
Speaker 1: jump in?
Speaker 2: I've got Dan it's a side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got the soundfect.
Speaker 5: I want to know what's bad about you, Chury, So
Speaker 5: I'm going to choose it was.
Speaker 1: Bad Dare on Antac Day of all days.
Speaker 2: You know, it's also funny just if you're lashing out
Speaker 2: at someone, just be like, oh, and so close to
Speaker 2: Antac Day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course in December. Could you just say so
Speaker 1: close and then insert the nearest holiday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I can't believe you hit that cyclist with
Speaker 2: your car, and just after resta totally as if that
Speaker 2: affects it in any way.
Speaker 3: Just after Martin Luther King Day.
Speaker 2: Actually we should do that. What day does this episode
Speaker 2: come out? Monday the April. Don't all rush and check
Speaker 2: your calendar at once.
Speaker 3: Monday the twenty night.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me have a quick look.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's Self Determination Day is it.
Speaker 1: Yes, so close to Self Determination Day.
Speaker 2: On this here, Self Determination Day, which I've always proudly celebrated.
Speaker 2: I've never missed it.
Speaker 1: Stephen's facetiming mess. Sorry put him on.
Speaker 2: He's not a secret anymore.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, babe, we're recording the podcasta his dog sitting.
Speaker 1: What message do you want to spread? D l D?
Speaker 2: What what's d l D Delayed language development disorderthologist?
Speaker 1: Of course, thank you, Stephen. We'll make sure that gets
Speaker 1: out there all right, sick bye d l D. It
Speaker 1: doesn't he's not he's not a presenter. He doesn't understand
Speaker 1: the comment. He has to do context.
Speaker 2: Just googled other celebrations today. I've got an idea of
Speaker 2: what you and Stephen can do when you get home.
Speaker 2: Will you be celebrating National Ziper Day? Does it sound
Speaker 2: effect for that? I believe true.
Speaker 1: There is, yes, this one.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that's meant to mean.
Speaker 1: That's a my zip.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's such an effort to get undone.
Speaker 1: What from zipper opens?
Speaker 2: Don't bring dolphins into this. There is nothing not so
Speaker 2: close to National Supply Chain Day. Oh, it's also National
Speaker 2: Peace rose a Day roads Why does my mind go
Speaker 2: to road days.
Speaker 1: You're an alcohol When I came out, Mom was like,
Speaker 1: it was December twelfth. She's like, it's so close to Christmas?
Speaker 2: Did she actually that's hilarious?
Speaker 1: I was like, you've still got ten days?
Speaker 2: It ruined the silly season?
Speaker 1: Wait till after Christmas? No, I could not have I
Speaker 1: was actually quite depressed.
Speaker 2: OHI guess what else? It is? The day this episode
Speaker 2: comes out? What far up that chain? Saw it? National
Speaker 2: Day of Trees?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Cut him down astradium hathon. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: there's a frog in that tree. I'll get it. I
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: Don't worry if we're having fun? Does it not feel
Speaker 2: like we're having fun?
Speaker 1: Having fun?
Speaker 2: Sorry about that? I told you the studio still fucking.
Speaker 1: Jenna's we five too? Just went it's on an automated
Speaker 1: timer because it's a public holiday. She thought she'd have
Speaker 1: the privacy of her own home.
Speaker 2: All right, where do we settle? Am I going for?
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit? Please just speak?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go go?
Speaker 1: Is Bradley here on the public holidays?
Speaker 2: There with a brassbee paying him overtime? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Go for it? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Can tops not use maps?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god. Now, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I mean by that. We were
Speaker 2: driving here moments ago to come to the studio. We're
Speaker 2: all in the car together. You've got the map up
Speaker 2: in front of you on a fucking Imax size screen
Speaker 2: in your car. Yeah, And I said to you, Oh,
Speaker 2: you don't need maps, I can give directions. He said, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: don't worry, I'll just follow the map. Did you though,
Speaker 2: because at one point you're.
Speaker 1: In the car, make it here.
Speaker 2: So what I had to do was, as we were
Speaker 2: driving there, despite the fact that the maps now have
Speaker 2: a big fucking arrow telling you which lane to be in,
Speaker 2: I had to say to you, get in the left lane.
Speaker 2: We're turning here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I thought that the map was giving you a different direction.
Speaker 2: Two turn left, and it had the three lanes, and
Speaker 2: it had one arrow highlighted which was the left lane,
Speaker 2: and you ignored it.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't ignore it. Here's what happens. I don't
Speaker 1: like I'm a lane filterer, Like in my mind I'm
Speaker 1: on a moped. I'm on a motorbike. Like if there's
Speaker 1: a lineup of traffic, I'll go, well, that's going to
Speaker 1: open at some point, and I'm one of those cars
Speaker 1: that will just cut in.
Speaker 2: So even if there was a huge line of cars
Speaker 2: wanting to turn left at a red light, what was
Speaker 2: your plan?
Speaker 1: Just wait at the front of the red light and indicate?
Speaker 1: What can they do? It's a public holiday that day day,
Speaker 1: that day. Let's we forget I was indicating to the left.
Speaker 1: I would have always gone in. I wasn't ignoring it.
Speaker 1: I just know it.
Speaker 2: Was very much a oh shit, Yeah, you're right. You
Speaker 2: just didn't realize because we were deep in conversation.
Speaker 1: Well, why are you throwing me? Speaking of being deep off,
Speaker 1: why would you throw me in all my other community
Speaker 1: of tops in the same basket.
Speaker 2: Jenna, would you like to explain for any oblivious listeners
Speaker 2: of ours, what do I mean when I say top
Speaker 2: and bottom correct?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so a top will insert their penis?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jesus, Jennet forgot, we've got children.
Speaker 2: You're going to use colorful language, embellish at all.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Insert you can just say and I'll play a
Speaker 1: sound effect for it. So yeah, they.
Speaker 5: Will insert there yeph into correct and then a bottom.
Speaker 3: Yes, we'll received cop.
Speaker 2: It like a champ in there and correct anyway. So
Speaker 2: the reason I'm leaving you in with that is because
Speaker 2: I've not in huh.
Speaker 1: Lubing me in you wish mate.
Speaker 2: Although the ninety is young, it's a public work.
Speaker 1: So close to antac data. Yeah, you know what, it.
Speaker 2: Might not just be Tops, it could be straight men
Speaker 2: as well. I reckon they would both make the same mistake.
Speaker 1: Anyone who's putting their penis in something learn to drive.
Speaker 2: The reason I'm saying Tops can't use maps is because
Speaker 2: Sean does this too. Yep, your boyfriend as well as
Speaker 2: Oscar our fourth wheel roving.
Speaker 1: I'm still not sure that he can claim that title,
Speaker 1: but sure no he is.
Speaker 2: Which shocks everyone assume no anyway, So Sean will do that.
Speaker 2: Whenever we're driving, I can see quite clearly that the
Speaker 2: map has highlighted be in the left lane. You're merging here,
Speaker 2: and he's your off with the fair He's no intention
Speaker 2: of turning left. And he's also the sort of person
Speaker 2: that he doesn't like making sudden maneuvers. He's the opposite
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: I'll make a sudden maneuver like I'll.
Speaker 2: Say you need to be in the left lane. We're
Speaker 2: merging here, We're turning left and he'll go, fuck, no,
Speaker 2: there's no time. I just gonna have to go forward.
Speaker 2: I was like, there actually is still time if you
Speaker 2: go left now. No I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: And we've had enough time to have this conversation, but
Speaker 2: he's still deemed there's not enough time to turn layer
Speaker 2: get in the right lane. He doesn't like sudden maneuvers,
Speaker 2: so we get fucking lost all the time because he
Speaker 2: doesn't check the arrow on the map.
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: And same deal with Oscar. He drove me back from
Speaker 2: my Newcastle comedy gigs and Fuck Me Dead. I was
Speaker 2: editing our podcast in the passenger seat, and even I'm
Speaker 2: keeping an eye on the map, being like, babe, you're
Speaker 2: turning here.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck am I.
Speaker 2: What is it with tops and maps? It's making it
Speaker 2: so easy for you.
Speaker 1: Well, you know why we're so preoccupied when we're driving. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is why we're so not preoccupied when we're driving,
Speaker 1: because during sex, we have to do all the work.
Speaker 1: You get to that.
Speaker 2: It's it's not you just.
Speaker 1: Get to lie there, pop in a what is it
Speaker 1: called a bioteen dry mouth, lost engine, go to town.
Speaker 1: We have to put in the work. We've got to
Speaker 1: do the thrusting we've got. There's a lot of work
Speaker 1: to be put in.
Speaker 2: You mustn't base your opinion off the clearly too lazy,
Speaker 2: dopey starfish as you've slept.
Speaker 1: Excuse you?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I meant the two relationships more than that.
Speaker 2: Have they all been fucking starfish?
Speaker 1: No? They have not been. But I'm a real power
Speaker 1: you like, yeah, yeah, see, maybe Jenny, could you leave
Speaker 1: the room for a moment, maybe put this in the we'll.
Speaker 2: Just fight over who's in charge it still anyway?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Well, apologies saw the tops listening miture? You really mustn't.
Speaker 2: No, it's just interesting. I wonder what the connection.
Speaker 1: Especially God, you know where the most confined group of
Speaker 1: tops are war, but I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 2: We need to ease up, We need to pull back
Speaker 2: on the fucking.
Speaker 1: War jokes that should ever be included apology.
Speaker 2: Especially of course so close to especially back then, i'
Speaker 2: imagine how much hard it would have been to get
Speaker 2: around with no Google Maps, with actual arrows telling you
Speaker 2: where to go. You just have to figure it out yourself.
Speaker 1: It would have been awful. I could not have handled it.
Speaker 2: I remember one time when I was a kid, we
Speaker 2: came to Sydney because we were buying a fucking above
Speaker 2: ground pool from someone else and grasps gum tree or something.
Speaker 1: These farming industry is doing well. I might sell myself
Speaker 1: a shit.
Speaker 2: And so when we went to pick it up, Mum
Speaker 2: and Dad opened like, I don't know what they're called
Speaker 2: in Sydney, but it was like a big fucking phone book.
Speaker 2: But it was a map in Melbourne. It's called the Meilways.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what the citny w we.
Speaker 1: Had it too, but it was called something.
Speaker 2: And they tried to explain it to me how they
Speaker 2: just flicked through all these pages to figure out the
Speaker 2: route to this random person's address. And if you put
Speaker 2: a gun to my head, there's no way I could
Speaker 2: use a school map to get around what book? And
Speaker 2: it's to turn the pages as he drives.
Speaker 1: Yes, my mum loved it.
Speaker 2: Why does he just not like the new technology where
Speaker 2: he's like, ah, well it's always worked for.
Speaker 5: Me because he thinks that works better even though lots
Speaker 5: of those roads aren't even know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say they're constantly updated in the
Speaker 2: roads totally all right, I've got to get my canoe
Speaker 2: over the Sydney Harbor.
Speaker 1: You're like, my dad, there's a bridge there. Now. My
Speaker 1: mum used a website. I can't for the life of
Speaker 1: me remember what it's called. But you'd put in your
Speaker 1: starting address and the destination and it would print out
Speaker 1: on a computer. At the time, however, because we didn't
Speaker 1: have devices on us, so you had a home computer only,
Speaker 1: so what you'd have to do was just print that
Speaker 1: web page. So and to me, that was like, this
Speaker 1: is the hot that's a normenology huge, So that was
Speaker 1: that's probably pre maps, the only pre maps tech I had.
Speaker 1: But I've always had maps when we're driving.
Speaker 2: We've always and even then before I had Google Maps,
Speaker 2: I had a tom Tom. I had a tom Tom,
Speaker 2: the one that had a little suction plug to the window.
Speaker 1: Yes, and the touch scream is terrible. Force your finger
Speaker 1: into that thing to get it.
Speaker 2: Trying to type fucking anything on that horrific.
Speaker 1: And then I had a voice activation. It's like I
Speaker 1: want to go to Crenela. It's like taking you to Venezuela.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: I actually hate when they talk to me. I've got
Speaker 2: my maps on mute. They never say turn left because
Speaker 2: I know how to read an arrow. Yes, and then
Speaker 2: Sean blames me for him getting shit wrong when he
Speaker 2: drives my car because he goes. I'm used to having
Speaker 2: the voice tell me where to go, like I fucking
Speaker 2: tell you where to go with my voice. Right now
Speaker 2: you're listening to.
Speaker 3: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: Listening? You're on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five
Speaker 1: star Hey coming up in a couple of days on
Speaker 1: the next show. I have some feedback I need to
Speaker 1: give you. Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Oh good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not an intervention, which I love to throw around.
Speaker 2: There was not one part of it was worried about that.
Speaker 1: I know it was gonna be, but I thought fuck
Speaker 1: was close to Anzecdio. I better not. So. I have
Speaker 1: to talk to you about an appearance you made on
Speaker 1: another podcast. Something was said that has deeply offended me.
Speaker 1: It's not appearing on my competition's podcast.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I just told you to your
Speaker 2: faith what I said about you to Jimmy and Naith,
Speaker 2: and I said that they're my favorite night show radio
Speaker 2: ho that's but true. That episode hasn't come out yet.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure when it does come out. Fuck, I
Speaker 2: haven't been a guest on a podcast in a because, well.
Speaker 1: Think about the podcast you've been on, you've appeared on,
Speaker 1: so that you'll find out in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: I'm not pissed off. I'm disappointed and there's something I
Speaker 1: need to get from you.
Speaker 2: I'm actually really wrecking my brain. I can't remember last
Speaker 2: time I was a guest on someone's podcast. I did
Speaker 2: a guest appearance with Trash Alley.
Speaker 1: No, God, no, I think I've got.
Speaker 2: Matt and I were on Two Broke Chicks. That's probably
Speaker 2: the last time I was a guest on someone's podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm actually offended now that to think about it, I
Speaker 2: should be guessed more often.
Speaker 1: You should, Yeah, you should. Two Girl Cats podcasts haven't
Speaker 1: called out for you, has it.
Speaker 2: I've genuinely you guys. Said to Jenna recently, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I actually need a cat mum's support group. Who do
Speaker 2: you want to end to? I don't have, you know,
Speaker 2: like mother's groups and whatever people with their babies. They've
Speaker 2: got other people in that group that can ask questions.
Speaker 2: Who do I ask about my little girl? I need
Speaker 2: to confide in the Two Girls, Three Cats podcast.
Speaker 3: That's true because we do deliver deliver well. Cat stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just want I just want motherly advice. I
Speaker 2: worry often. I am my mother. I worry often about
Speaker 2: whether I'm doing a good job.
Speaker 3: At parent I think that's normal. That's a normal cat parenting.
Speaker 1: This is the advice I wanted that podcast. If you
Speaker 1: guys are just the the band is very no.
Speaker 2: But I've got specific cat related issues that I've been
Speaker 2: writing down. I'm like, oh, remember that when I go
Speaker 2: on the podcast. But that was that released has been
Speaker 2: going for a couple of years.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: Don't you book him? Jenna?
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you like to come on?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Of course, I'd love to. I love you and Semio.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll get my co host to it because oh
Speaker 3: my god, and.
Speaker 2: I suffered that either we're fucking friends. Can't you sure
Speaker 2: is with your co host?
Speaker 3: Because I don't like to put in work, she.
Speaker 2: Gets ship done. I'd rather Lias with her anyway.
Speaker 1: Sorry, anything for press. I'll get a cat just to
Speaker 1: come on the show.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true, because you said last
Speaker 2: week that you were going to be a weekend Sunrise
Speaker 2: and then you pulled out because you realize you don't
Speaker 2: know about Taylor's.
Speaker 1: I canceled the day before, they were very upset.
Speaker 3: I was watching and I was waiting canceled.
Speaker 2: Who do they get on instead?
Speaker 1: I don't know that no one could replace me, so
Speaker 1: I think they just had to play.
Speaker 2: Didn't cover the tailor sift to have, they.
Speaker 1: Said, Unfortunately Mitchell's pulled out anyway.
Speaker 2: So I've upset you and we're going to find out
Speaker 2: on Wednesday. What I said on another podcast.
Speaker 1: Also brand new mispronunciations. We haven't done them in a
Speaker 1: long time. I'd say almost a year. And if your
Speaker 1: new listen, I mispronunciations were our bread and butter. After
Speaker 1: we discovered that I couldn't say well, allegedly couldn't say blind.
Speaker 2: You've gone a bit better. You really really exaggerated instead
Speaker 2: of saying blind, you'd say blind.
Speaker 1: I think because I was worked up and I go
Speaker 1: by and like I was yelling. But now it's more.
Speaker 2: Now it sounds like one drawn out syllable, but before
Speaker 2: it was definitely two blind.
Speaker 3: It's still wrong blind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's two syllables. It's blind.
Speaker 1: I do still think I'm not actually putting it on.
Speaker 1: I do think I'm saying blind. I'm saying the same
Speaker 1: word you are.
Speaker 2: Well, I think you're fiend.
Speaker 1: You know we can't. I'm pretty sure that.
Speaker 2: Blinds video is how a lot of fucking idiots came
Speaker 2: to be. They saw that of TikTok and started listening.
Speaker 2: So we're going back to base with bread and butter.
Speaker 1: Three new mispronunciations are coming up. But in the mean
Speaker 1: three Yeah, I've got through. I found three.
Speaker 2: I just got a strap in for a lot of
Speaker 2: surprises on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: This public holiday has worked well for you. You've never
Speaker 2: brought this much to the table. Why that don't work?
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I can actually think. Yeah, can you pass
Speaker 1: an Endzac cookie?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, but you're about to do an in gym? Do
Speaker 2: you want to crumb off your mouth as well.
Speaker 1: As loub No. I wouldn't be the first time that
Speaker 1: made no sense.
Speaker 2: Bradley, hurry, Hey, we're not gonna yuck you, no.
Speaker 1: Dabt Is it just me? Should phone companies be contractually
Speaker 1: illegally obliged to call you back if the phone gets disconnected?
Speaker 1: It should be a legal requirement. If I'm on the
Speaker 1: phone to optus, if I'm on the phone to tell Stra,
Speaker 1: if I'm on the phone to any company.
Speaker 2: All right, so you're calling them, especially if they called
Speaker 2: me to they want me to call them, to pay
Speaker 2: a bill, to give them any of my money, to
Speaker 2: discuss a dispute, and then we're on hold for twenty
Speaker 2: thirty forty minutes.
Speaker 1: You finally get through to them at all, and then
Speaker 1: we've all been there. The phone gets disconnected, whether it
Speaker 1: be you, whether you accidentally hang up if you've got
Speaker 1: AirPods in and or you know how sometimes you got
Speaker 1: to lock your phone but then it just hangs.
Speaker 2: Up, or just the fact that increasingly mobile phone reception
Speaker 2: is so fucked a call will just fail mid call
Speaker 2: for no reason. I'm mid sentence. The reception is crystal clear.
Speaker 2: I can hear everything and then boom boom boom yep.
Speaker 1: Call Like what Normally you haven't moved, Yeah, the bars
Speaker 1: would go far four three two one and then it
Speaker 1: would have cut out. But now it's like five G.
Speaker 1: You're streaming Avatar, gone.
Speaker 2: They don't buzz you back.
Speaker 1: No, have you not been in that experience where the
Speaker 1: phone line drops out and then they do not call
Speaker 1: you back.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I actually did get a callback.
Speaker 3: When you're on the phone to an actual person from there,
Speaker 3: not when you're.
Speaker 2: And you've already passed so many fucking checkpoints. God one
Speaker 2: for this, press.
Speaker 1: Two for that, different people whatever, first dog's genitalia.
Speaker 2: And then you have to go back to the start.
Speaker 1: Fuck that, and it's the worst, And it's always that
Speaker 1: gamble of you get disconnected and then I wait, I
Speaker 1: go that call back. This happened to me this week.
Speaker 1: I was on the phone to Service New South Wales
Speaker 1: because I got a speeding vine which probably shouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that off the back of your regim.
Speaker 2: That's the other thing I noticed. All you were driving
Speaker 2: just slightly.
Speaker 1: Press six if you're a top six. Anyway, we got
Speaker 1: to the point end they put you through to some
Speaker 1: bossy bottom to give you a lecture. Oh wait, it's
Speaker 1: been here, sweetheart. It did work.
Speaker 2: The fuck you think you're doing so funny.
Speaker 1: So we were got talking like all right, give me
Speaker 1: your driver's license number and will process this payment. I
Speaker 1: had to pay it anyway, it no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: was paying it, but I wanted to put on a
Speaker 1: payment plan because I don't pay it up up front
Speaker 1: because I hate them. That's actually a funnage them on
Speaker 1: the fly.
Speaker 2: I haven't had enough speeding fines to work up a
Speaker 2: grudge about the payment system.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've got so many. So if you'll find three
Speaker 1: hundred bucks, you can, because they can't just take the
Speaker 1: money from me in one go. Not everyone can pay
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks in one sitting. Yeah that makes sense,
Speaker 1: so you can. You can choose your O. I feel
Speaker 1: like you probably could. Well, yes, But I also hate
Speaker 1: the service New South Wales.
Speaker 2: So you know, if you just pay it on the app,
Speaker 2: you don't have to talk to anyone. So if you
Speaker 2: hate Service New South Wales, you've actually created an opportunity
Speaker 2: for more fucking conversation with them.
Speaker 1: But I also like money, so I don't want all
Speaker 1: that money out of my account, you know. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I said, I want to pay five dollars a week.
Speaker 2: Oh you can name the pride.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Interesting, And they go, well, can we suggest ten?
Speaker 1: We think that's some more, and I'll go seven. Meet
Speaker 1: you in the middle, Like I'm negotiating with this woman.
Speaker 1: So we finally get to the terms. It's like a
Speaker 1: twenty week whatever, there's no interest, and she goes, all right,
Speaker 1: let me get your driver's license number and I go
Speaker 1: to get my phone and I accidentally hang up. Ah fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking this woman right is sitting at her desk
Speaker 1: with a headset on.
Speaker 2: She's already got the form up, she's got the for.
Speaker 1: Mum, and she goes, oh, well, does she just fucking
Speaker 1: pick up her laptop, put it in a bin and start.
Speaker 3: For it because it's a waste of her time?
Speaker 1: Too, waste of her time. She knows where I've called from,
Speaker 1: she's got my details in front of it. She could
Speaker 1: just call me back, and she never fucking did.
Speaker 2: So if I was in that situation, I definitely would
Speaker 2: have called back just to be like, oh, I better
Speaker 2: buzz in back.
Speaker 5: Right, And also I've got all the information up already, yeah,
Speaker 5: and because I.
Speaker 2: Would hate leaving the task half done. Yes, But also
Speaker 2: maybe she had a fucking queue of calls to get
Speaker 2: through and she's like noah, well snouthia lower's ass hule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's isn't that not really rude? And you
Speaker 1: know what, so good transactape.
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting though? You not wanting to pay
Speaker 2: all that money at once. I'm the opposite. Oh why
Speaker 2: because I'd prefer to rip the bandad off and then
Speaker 2: my conscience is clear I have no debts. The other day,
Speaker 2: I just pay the remaining of my fucking student line.
Speaker 1: Because your X, yeah, he is about to be indexed.
Speaker 2: Well, it already has been. Last time I checked it,
Speaker 2: it was like fucking seven grand left, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I could probably just pay the seven I reckon I'd
Speaker 2: be okay to do that. And then I think I
Speaker 2: was with Mum and Dad at the time. They're like, nah, nah,
Speaker 2: don't do that. Under that, just let it pay off
Speaker 2: gradually whatever, and they taught me out of it. And
Speaker 2: then I checked it recently and it had gone up
Speaker 2: to eight point five yes, and so I was like,
Speaker 2: fuck this, I'm just going to do it in one go.
Speaker 2: But now I've had to tighten the belt a bit.
Speaker 2: I feel good knowing that dead is clear, but fuck
Speaker 2: eight grand missing from the account, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've thought the exact same thing because it's
Speaker 1: about to be reindexed at a higher percent rate. Soubt.
Speaker 1: My student deslat was at three grand. It's gone.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, you're only one year of
Speaker 2: UNI right now.
Speaker 1: I did one year of UNI, but I did three
Speaker 1: different I did three semesters at three different degrees. So
Speaker 1: I've got essentially a year worth of hextead.
Speaker 2: Wait, so did you like start accounting? Then when this sucks,
Speaker 2: I'm going to do marketing.
Speaker 1: It sucks, I mean, yes, but not those degrees? Now,
Speaker 1: well were they? I did civil engineering? Since when pair design?
Speaker 1: Did you in dentistry?
Speaker 2: Dentistry? If I did it, I believed you. No, I
Speaker 2: can imagine you dropping out of dentist.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, no I did. Oh my god. I did
Speaker 1: Bachelor of Media Communications and Journalism double degree, and then
Speaker 1: I went, this is not for me. So I did
Speaker 1: a Performing Arts theater degree at the University of Wollongong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it didn't work. So then I went to the Universe
Speaker 1: the Australian Institute of Music and did an acting degree and.
Speaker 2: That the music industry.
Speaker 1: Hey, the Australian Institute of Music, Yeah.
Speaker 2: They do acting. Yeah, I would have thought that would
Speaker 2: be niner nationality. In Getitute of Dramatic Art.
Speaker 1: I did a short course at night and many short costs.
Speaker 2: We've all done at night.
Speaker 1: I got into Woppa, but I didn't want to move
Speaker 1: to w A. Theif years, Yes, but I didn't want
Speaker 1: to move to w A. I should have because I'm
Speaker 1: pretentious and I want to be in Sydney. You know,
Speaker 1: I hate like living in Sydney.
Speaker 3: So you moved to New York.
Speaker 1: So I moved to New York. Yes, there's the logic there.
Speaker 1: I went and started acting in New York. But that's
Speaker 1: not extut I had to pay that all up front.
Speaker 1: That's alone from my dad that I have not paid
Speaker 1: back yet.
Speaker 2: Is he keeping tabs changing I moved there for Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was much thirty grand, holy.
Speaker 1: Fun, maybe twenty, I don't remember. I paid my rent
Speaker 1: because I worked at Coles. I had the high scan
Speaker 1: rate in the region, and I moved to New York
Speaker 1: paid my rent and accommodation. Dad paid for the school,
Speaker 1: but I paid for food and everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, paying for a rent in accommodation, that's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1: Actually, it was a sublet. It was a whole thing.
Speaker 1: I'm still on New York City sublets and everyone's like
Speaker 1: brand new bulken apartment.
Speaker 2: Can't you just unsubscribed to those emails?
Speaker 1: Really good point? Yeah, yeah, they make a great point.
Speaker 2: You know what you'll do with you fucking call them.
Speaker 1: About it. But you could just click a button anyway.
Speaker 1: If you work in a telephone room, or in telemarketing.
Speaker 1: Please let us know what the protocol is, because I'm
Speaker 1: sure we have one idiot that works.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, we got a post in our Facebook group
Speaker 2: and during idiots from Summer, she's talking about your crutch.
Speaker 2: How you keep saying.
Speaker 1: Totally, yeah, totally, Well it's not a crutch. It was
Speaker 1: a day I was very hyper bored.
Speaker 2: Summer said, if it makes you feel better, cheery. I
Speaker 2: was called out yesterday by a customer with a phrase
Speaker 2: that I always say. This is Summer's crutch. I say
Speaker 2: to customers, not a problem when booking in jobs, and
Speaker 2: yesterday I had a customer who lost power and I said,
Speaker 2: that's not a problem. We'll get it sought this afternoon.
Speaker 2: And she responds with, what do you mean it's not
Speaker 2: a problem, But it's a fucking problem.
Speaker 1: Yes see.
Speaker 2: She auto pilots too, when she might do on the phone.
Speaker 1: You should listen to my radio show I have.
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything worse.
Speaker 1: Fuck off, I have so many crutches.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'll be listening to Jimmy and Name.
Speaker 1: No you're not. Why are we plugging them? They're my competition?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but we love them. It's no we
Speaker 2: don't you said earlier that it was playful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but every time we mentioned their name, someone gets
Speaker 1: more interested.
Speaker 3: I prefer gem Nation.
Speaker 1: What that's it's jonesy yea.
Speaker 3: But I don't have to give money because I didn't
Speaker 3: say their name fair enough.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, what a loophole.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true.
Speaker 2: How we started doing a fucking swear job. But every
Speaker 2: time she mentions a Menza whatever, well, you.
Speaker 1: Don't have to pay. We don't because it's just Jenna's rule.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, what were you saying?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I'd actually like to go.
Speaker 2: I said, you should listen to my radio show, and
Speaker 2: I said, can't.
Speaker 1: I just know that I've got crutches when i've got
Speaker 1: a call and I've got to get rid of them.
Speaker 1: I've given them a prize. I'll get that prize out
Speaker 1: to your honey. Thanks. That's all. I said that every night.
Speaker 2: No, and you know what you do? All right, We'll
Speaker 2: got it out to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do it. Okay, But I find.
Speaker 2: That kind of reassuring and companying the Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, okay, fire off the next song.
Speaker 1: It's a whole thing anyway, all right, thanks to your
Speaker 1: Jim who's that? That's me?
Speaker 2: Should we get a caller on? Now? It is? Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Monday?
Speaker 1: After all? Let's let's dial off a call. Let's go,
Speaker 1: so this is your chance to have any gym of
Speaker 1: your own. Yes, let's go to the Shire today again.
Speaker 2: We're in the Shy last week.
Speaker 1: And I know that's just how the cookie crumbles, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: How the ends up cookie crumbles.
Speaker 2: I'm noticing a bias from you.
Speaker 1: No, it's not no, I don't know. Just you know
Speaker 1: it's a local Shire personality.
Speaker 2: I know what's happening here because if a listener comes
Speaker 2: on with an is it just me of their own?
Speaker 2: They get a fucking prize from price Keeper gym.
Speaker 1: You got it? This is my this is she's selling
Speaker 1: them on eBay so she can rant. All right, let's
Speaker 1: dial up. Who are we calling? They Caitlin kind of
Speaker 1: need Kaitlyn cronella.
Speaker 2: Caitlyn, Kaitlyn, okay, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. So she's noticed, I hate it,
Speaker 1: appreciated something. Let's find out.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, is that Caitlin?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi Caitlyn, Hi darl and.
Speaker 2: What have we interrupted you doing today? It's public holiday
Speaker 2: after all?
Speaker 4: Oh? Actually we've just been to the gym. My boyfriend's
Speaker 4: now dead asleep, and we're about to get ready and
Speaker 4: go to my mum's for dinner.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn, I'm a Cronola boy. Do we know each other?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we went to high school together. I was in
Speaker 4: a couple of years below you though.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, so is this during Cheery's reign
Speaker 2: as school captain?
Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, I was there when he was school captain.
Speaker 4: I even I did drama and Cherry came and helped
Speaker 4: me with my final performance for my hc.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that ringing any bells?
Speaker 1: Oh, Caitlyn? Do you want to say your surname? We
Speaker 1: can bleep it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's oh yes, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, Caitlyn.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's for you.
Speaker 1: A band five at best, To be honest, I was
Speaker 1: really worried for your performance.
Speaker 4: No, I did get a band five.
Speaker 1: There, you see.
Speaker 2: I don't do the band five.
Speaker 1: I'm a good tutor? Was I a good teacher? Did
Speaker 1: I chew to you? Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because before you came in it was a fucking
Speaker 4: shit show of a performance. And then you came in
Speaker 4: and you went, no, you're a bartender who's in her
Speaker 4: late forties and it changed everything.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, And I still give that advice to this day.
Speaker 1: You did. I just walk out and you're a bartender
Speaker 1: and you're in your mid forties.
Speaker 2: If Jenn had a dollar, I have to quit your job.
Speaker 3: I'd be a billionaire.
Speaker 1: Just be a bartender in your mid forties. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: happy for you. And are you in the arts industry now, Caitlin.
Speaker 4: I'm actually a drama teacher now, so I thin?
Speaker 1: Now? Wow? Do you think I was like I was
Speaker 1: the inspiration behind that? A little Kaylan?
Speaker 4: I would give it more to the drama teacher that
Speaker 4: we had pen.
Speaker 2: She didn't repair your fucking performance like Cherry did, did she?
Speaker 1: No? She truck youthless.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: She was seriously like, do whatever you want. And then
Speaker 4: Cherry was like, don't do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Wow, maybe you could be a drama teacher if all
Speaker 2: this media stuff goes tips up and you've had enough,
Speaker 2: I'd be a brilliant drama Could you go to UNI
Speaker 2: for a few years to become a teacher?
Speaker 6: Would? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You wouldn't do.
Speaker 1: I can just ride on the laurels of my radio success.
Speaker 3: Now you would just say you did?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would convince your No, i'd act anyway. Well
Speaker 1: what a small world. So I see you around Cronella.
Speaker 1: Are you still living down in the Shire.
Speaker 4: No, i'd like recently just moved into my partner's parents' house,
Speaker 4: so we're saving up for a house.
Speaker 2: Oh that's very packed to the rafters of you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a journey.
Speaker 1: All right. Well listen, sounds like you wants to have
Speaker 1: all on that before dinner at months. Yeah, so listen,
Speaker 1: Bradley or can't. You're in the new hit us with
Speaker 1: your Is it just me? Okay?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Are married men? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not all men, No, not all married people.
Speaker 1: Why do you say that?
Speaker 4: Well, I have a fuck story that I know Koombs
Speaker 4: is going to enjoy.
Speaker 2: Perfect, great, perfect.
Speaker 4: So I've got to take you back to twenty seventeen
Speaker 4: when I'm fresh out of high school. I'm like sexy
Speaker 4: as anything, and I've just gotten out of a long
Speaker 4: term related.
Speaker 1: Well that's why I was tutoring you. Let's be really,
Speaker 1: I was trying to sleep with you, Kaitlyn.
Speaker 2: I don't say that.
Speaker 1: I mean just like grooming students. Sorry, sorry, that's what
Speaker 1: I meant, just a poor, poor joke. Sorry, Caitlyn. Continue.
Speaker 2: So it didn't work out with the high school sweetheart?
Speaker 4: No, No, he was crazy anyway, that's a whole nother,
Speaker 4: whole nother. Anyway, I was on Tinder, which is a
Speaker 4: very scary place, but when you're eighteen, it's like the
Speaker 4: place to be. So I, obviously, coming out of a
Speaker 4: high school relationship, wanted to date an older man, probably
Speaker 4: be because of daddy issues, but again another thing. So
Speaker 4: I ended up matching with this guy and he's in
Speaker 4: his late twenties. He's really good looking, the profile is legit.
Speaker 4: We've like had some really nice chat and we decided
Speaker 4: to go on a date. So anyway, he picks me
Speaker 4: up and we go and get ice cream. When we
Speaker 4: get to the shop.
Speaker 2: What is it about an older man taking a younger
Speaker 2: girl for ice cream that seems creepy? The ice cream
Speaker 2: element makes it sound like you're beated as a child.
Speaker 4: Just you wait, because it's like seriously a journey, it's
Speaker 4: so crazy. Anyway, we get to this shop and he's
Speaker 4: taking forever to get out of his car, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: is something wrong? Like anyway, I walk around the car
Speaker 4: and this man is sitting there putting on his prosthetic legs.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: The thing was, he never brought it up, and when
Speaker 4: I looked back at his profile, all of his photos
Speaker 4: were from the waist up.
Speaker 2: Wait when you say putting it on? Had he driven
Speaker 2: you to the shop or was that where you were
Speaker 2: meeting up?
Speaker 4: No, he picked me up, but like his car had
Speaker 4: this like special pedal thing that he hooked into.
Speaker 1: And he didn't realized.
Speaker 4: I had no idea because he had long pants on.
Speaker 1: I had, yeah, co, okay, right, So then you get
Speaker 1: around the side he's putting his leg in. What he say?
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, oh, I didn't know, and
Speaker 4: he was like, yeah, I actually don't tell people because
Speaker 4: I feel like it either scares them off or like
Speaker 4: some people are like really weird about it.
Speaker 2: And I was a bit sad. I would lead with
Speaker 2: that on my profile. I'd be like, fucking look at me,
Speaker 2: Jake the pega for.
Speaker 1: Here, Oh my god, that would be in my barrier.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oscar for the story is but nice?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I was like, okay, that's kind of cool,
Speaker 4: and then like, I have no issues with it. It
Speaker 4: was actually kind of like a nice thing to talk
Speaker 4: about and then we had time to talk about so anyway,
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's going well. We end up getting the
Speaker 4: ice cream, we go and drive and sit somewhere. We're
Speaker 4: having like a pretty normal conversation, and then he goes like,
Speaker 4: what do you think about polyamorous relationship?
Speaker 1: Oh? Here we go.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm more of a monogamous girl myself, so.
Speaker 2: Especially at age eighteen or nineteen whatever you were.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was like eighteen, so I was like, no,
Speaker 4: it's not really my vibe. He goes, well, yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: married and I'm looking for a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, does your wife know? And
Speaker 4: he was like, yes, he has a boyfriend as well,
Speaker 4: wearing an open marriage, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And it's still something like the leg that's fine that
Speaker 2: he didn't flag that, that's his business, but the marriage, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you really should have mentioned that on Tinder, buddy.
Speaker 4: Yes I know. And I was like, look, I'm happy
Speaker 4: for you. That works for you, guys, I'm not interested. Anyway,
Speaker 4: he drops me home. I never speak to him again.
Speaker 4: But then two years ago, i'm single again, I'm on Tinder,
Speaker 4: and he obviously sees me on Tinder and he messages
Speaker 4: me on Snapchat because that's what we talked on, which
Speaker 4: like I would never do that. Yes, he messaged me
Speaker 4: and he was like, we're having your chat. He gives
Speaker 4: me his Instagram when we follow each other on Instagram.
Speaker 2: First message, how do you break the ice after all
Speaker 2: those years? Hey me again?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He was like, hey, you just saw you on Tinder?
Speaker 4: Are you single again? And I was like oh, and
Speaker 4: I knew straight away who it was. I remember his
Speaker 4: name because he has a very unique name.
Speaker 1: What a confidence to be like two years later, he's
Speaker 1: still pining over two years ago. Two years ago? Yes,
Speaker 1: you're right?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it was like five years later, Wow, unforgettable, understandable.
Speaker 4: So he asked me again, like how do you feel
Speaker 4: about polyamorous relationships? And I was like, look, I'm still
Speaker 4: that's not my five I'm looking for someone to settle
Speaker 4: down with and he was like, no worries. So I'm
Speaker 4: a nosy bitch and I go on his program. I
Speaker 4: find his wife on Instagram and I go something, he's
Speaker 4: not right about this man. So I messaged her.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's getting too.
Speaker 4: And I said, Hi, I know this is really weird,
Speaker 4: and all respect you if you are, but are you
Speaker 4: in an open relationship in your marriage? Because your husband
Speaker 4: is sending me these types of messages. And about five
Speaker 4: years ago we went on a date and she said, no,
Speaker 4: you are not the first person to come to me
Speaker 4: about this. I'm about to file for divorce.
Speaker 2: Such a good sorry, which means that he's going to
Speaker 2: be available soon now. But god, this is like sisters
Speaker 2: looking out for each other. I love that multiple women
Speaker 2: had come forward and flagged it, like, sis, is this
Speaker 2: your man? Is that the Facebook group? Y?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Oh my god. So you clearly should have
Speaker 1: known for a couple of years before, or maybe a
Speaker 1: few months, because she's filed for divorce.
Speaker 4: Wow, well yeah she must have. And like they in
Speaker 4: this time period that we hadn't spoken, they'd also had
Speaker 4: a child, because I had photo of the mid as well,
Speaker 4: So I was like, he's been cheating on her for
Speaker 4: at least five years probably more. Wow, thinking that they're
Speaker 4: in like some sort of open relationship and manipulating other girls.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was. It was a whirlwind.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what we want, Hue College, the
Speaker 1: best we've had all you glad that that wife is
Speaker 1: just going to run for the heels because fuck no,
Speaker 1: he can't you get out of their girlfriend? Yeah? Oh,
Speaker 1: brilliant story, Caitlin.
Speaker 4: Thank you guys. I knew you guys would like.
Speaker 1: Can I just say I take a bit of credit
Speaker 1: for that. I've taught you the art of storytelling. And
Speaker 1: I really think I heard a lot of Mitch Jury
Speaker 1: in that story being told. I really had a beginning, middle,
Speaker 1: and end.
Speaker 2: No, there was no embellishing. No, there was as well.
Speaker 1: You never know, you never know. Screwing in the leg
Speaker 1: seems a bit silly. I mean I doubt they screw
Speaker 1: in you know. Oh, Caitlin will send you out a
Speaker 1: price prize keeper general.
Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, thanks God, not that it's any of my business.
Speaker 2: By the way, but are you still single?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been through a journey. I completely forgot about
Speaker 2: the start of the conversation.
Speaker 1: There's a lot going on. He's napping, remember, yeah? Or
Speaker 1: is he? Is he hooking up with other women? You
Speaker 1: never know?
Speaker 2: You wake him up to prove that he's a faithful man.
Speaker 2: He's not hit him on.
Speaker 1: All right, Kayler, thanks for listening. We love you.
Speaker 2: Thanks Darlin, thank you bo so Key.
Speaker 1: What a sweetheart. If you've got a story like that.
Speaker 1: That is the bar that we want to set for.
Speaker 1: Is it just you callers? You can DMS on a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches, so you can text us on this
Speaker 1: number oh till no.
Speaker 2: Zero two to nine. Yes, please do. I'm loving this
Speaker 2: streak of hectic Caller's a lot of relationships stuff that's
Speaker 2: good the relationship.
Speaker 1: People get fucked in relationships famously. Yeah. Yes, people want
Speaker 1: to know the ins and outs of my last fallout.
Speaker 1: So maybe I just called the shows and is it
Speaker 1: just you'd call?
Speaker 2: You could put in a voice disguise thing we could.
Speaker 1: I could do a theatrical voice, or you.
Speaker 2: Give someone else a script. Ah, and none of our
Speaker 2: idiots will ever know that it's actually your story.
Speaker 1: And I'd realize, oh, it's a really good one.
Speaker 3: But also we wouldn't know either because you've sourced the call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Jenny, you'd be like that sounds striking. You'd
Speaker 1: be like Mitch, you Okay, this is a trigger warning?
Speaker 1: Do you need a trigger warning for this story? PTSD?
Speaker 1: All right, shall we go?
Speaker 2: I'm sure if you want to. I personally am just
Speaker 2: having so much fun.
Speaker 1: No, it's a very fun episode. Yeah, I'm completely looped up,
Speaker 1: so it's my mouth, so I mean, can't keep going
Speaker 1: if you like, no, we'll end it a freaking guy.
Speaker 1: It's a big show in a couple of days, the
Speaker 1: big intervention and then of course three new miss produce.
Speaker 2: It is an intervention.
Speaker 1: Now now it's just a nice word for me to
Speaker 1: throw around. It's more of a it's more of a repatriation.
Speaker 1: There's a war word for you.
Speaker 2: I knew that this was some sort of revenge because
Speaker 2: of the totally thing revenge.
Speaker 1: It's just you know, Popcorst.
Speaker 2: I feel like you would have let it slide if
Speaker 2: not for me calling you up for saying totally.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't said slide, but I mislooped up. Hey, let's go.
Speaker 1: We'll see you guys in a couple of days. Have
Speaker 1: a great public holiday the next one, which is of
Speaker 1: course National Linguiney Day.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to.
Speaker 3: Is It Just Me Podcast by a couple.
Speaker 5: Of make sure you've got to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add Breath, our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 2: tend the show's done, but then we just go a
Speaker 2: bit right. I'm so glad some add people just letting
Speaker 2: their minds go fucking anywhere?
Speaker 1: Now, since when has sprite been lemon and lime?
Speaker 2: Oh, we've talked about this on the podcast I reckon
Speaker 2: it was a couple of years ago. It was when
Speaker 2: Star McGowan was here instead of Jenna.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: I think we spoke about that.
Speaker 1: She's been banned from the show so she won't.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like I should be abreast of the band.
Speaker 1: She's unbanned officially. What was that for Rose McGowan being
Speaker 1: unbanned from the start? I'm sure she'll sleep better at
Speaker 1: night now, Yeah, and of course you will.
Speaker 2: We've got another Actually, we didn't get a post in
Speaker 2: the Facebook group. I created this post because last episode
Speaker 2: you alluded to the fact that Casey Donovan wants you
Speaker 2: dead and she absolutely cannot stand you. Yeah, the sight,
Speaker 2: the sound, the smell, nothing, She's repulsed by you. She
Speaker 2: thinks you're terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm not interrupting because they're all true.
Speaker 2: Ah, but we beeped out what actually happened. You didn't
Speaker 2: want to elaborate, and so I put a post in
Speaker 2: the Facebook group. Let's start a speculation thread. Why do
Speaker 2: you think Australian sweetheart Casey Donovan can't stand Mitchell? Luise cheery.
Speaker 2: There's a few theories. You want to go have a look.
Speaker 1: Is it on in the Facebook?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mentioned that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are we still in the pogga?
Speaker 2: Totally?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find it. Cabby, get some dumb posts
Speaker 1: in this page? Oh everyone did? Anyone who's natural mapp
Speaker 1: He's like, shut up the wrong page for that shit.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. They're amongst friends, our idiots. They can
Speaker 2: post about anything they damn.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I know, I'm just teasing. They know I'm teasing.
Speaker 2: Where is it? Actually, here's an intervention on our idiots.
Speaker 2: Our Facebook group gets more engagement than our actual Instagram
Speaker 2: and Facebook page. So to the general public that aren't
Speaker 2: in the group, it looks like we have no fucking fans.
Speaker 2: But in the Facebook group, which is private, not everyone
Speaker 2: can see that. Oh it fires up, we get heats
Speaker 2: of engagement. Start commenting on our posts.
Speaker 1: Please, yeah, please, it's not a good look if you
Speaker 1: don't also like follow our Facebook group page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, who gives a fuck about the face
Speaker 2: of the page. But our Instagram I can't find. I've
Speaker 2: just fucking us far found it.
Speaker 1: I found So the top actually says most relevant all right,
Speaker 1: So you've asked, why does Casey Donovan hate Mitch Jerry.
Speaker 1: Here are some of the best suggestions, as per the Idiots.
Speaker 1: Dean Barnes suggested he ran his mouth off and said
Speaker 1: something stupid. Didn't he get go? He's got eight likes.
Speaker 1: Jessica Scott said, is it like the Alicia Keys story
Speaker 1: and he somehow insulted her during an interview.
Speaker 2: I don't think you insulted Alicia Keys. You never said
Speaker 2: to her faith that you could smell her shit.
Speaker 1: No, Alicia Keys just did bapoo in front of me.
Speaker 1: Calum Cantrell he says he was the one calling for
Speaker 1: six years.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you were the catfish.
Speaker 1: Casey Donovan was cat fashion for six years.
Speaker 2: You're in the clear because they're pretty sure it was
Speaker 2: a woman in the end, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I think yes? At last, Nila says, maybe Kerry Anne
Speaker 1: got in her ear. Oh, because we carry an hates
Speaker 1: you not me.
Speaker 2: Nah, it was you remember on? Yeah, because he called
Speaker 2: a Kerry and she was like a girl and retriever yes,
Speaker 2: and you were like, I thought you're a woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was awful. Joshua Ryan Cool says he said
Speaker 1: something of abnoxious and offensive as a joke. Shut up,
Speaker 1: Josh Xander Cross. I thought I boked him from the page.
Speaker 1: Move on. Tash Duff says she's jealous. We do kind
Speaker 1: of look alike, especially my bigger days. Matt Fudge says,
Speaker 1: kept telling her different establishments are giving away free refreshments.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because of the Coke story.
Speaker 2: Oh Coke lands or not?
Speaker 1: Really angry email from Coxy Kim Coke. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: She was pierced someone Also, Christine suggested that maybe you
Speaker 2: both auditioned for the role in and Juliet. I don't
Speaker 2: know why she'd be pissed at you because Katie got
Speaker 2: the lead role. You're in a peardly guess thing? Are
Speaker 2: you still doing that?
Speaker 1: Yes? That is actually?
Speaker 3: Do you even talk in it?
Speaker 1: Or not?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I don't have a speaking role.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought that there was something.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm nervous about. It's meant apparently in the
Speaker 1: UK version, that New York version, they had a famous,
Speaker 1: famous radio or TV presenter come out. So the fact
Speaker 1: of the matter is they're watching the show and it's
Speaker 1: during a lull where they're lining up to get into
Speaker 1: a club and the doors open and like a couple
Speaker 1: walk out and then they walk into the club. So
Speaker 1: the door's open. It's kicked open, and it's a celebrity
Speaker 1: that everyone knows and loves.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's meant to be like a surprise.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but ter, if I'm going to kick
Speaker 1: the door open, everyone's going to go. Fuck that extra's
Speaker 1: got some goal.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think that they promise everyone in the
Speaker 2: audience of the musical that night. Hey, keep an eye out.
Speaker 2: There's a huge star making a cameo. I think it's
Speaker 2: meant to be a surprise. And so if they don't
Speaker 2: know who you are, that's fine. If you pull the
Speaker 2: roll off, well it'll be seamless. Whereas those that are
Speaker 2: coming to see you. I think the idea is that
Speaker 2: you talk about and people buy tickets. Ah, I mean,
Speaker 2: Jen and I. We're ready to go. We've got the
Speaker 2: Beats Bean account number, we're ready to pay.
Speaker 1: We'll be there, all right, Leave it with me.
Speaker 3: When when it happens to you want me to go?
Speaker 6: Whoa you know, Oh my god, I'm going to go.
Speaker 6: Who Please don't I'll go Mitchell. That'd be very funny anyway.
Speaker 6: So yeah, that is happening, but it's got to be
Speaker 6: going through the whole radio team.
Speaker 1: It's you know how slow.
Speaker 2: But you've said yes, okay, I have said yes, and
Speaker 2: you don't have a date yet. Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, but they're not in Sydney for much longer.
Speaker 2: Well then I think it sounds like it's going to
Speaker 2: happen soon. Yeah, we'll let you know it is. If
Speaker 2: you're in Sydney and want to come along to the theater,
Speaker 2: we'll make it a little excursion.
Speaker 1: That's how you plug it, Mitchell. Well, yeah, yeah, enjoy
Speaker 1: that one. Okay, that was my radio sign off. Enjoy that, honey.
Speaker 1: We'll get that prize out yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh no, it's like we'll get it out to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, get out to you. Okay. Don't like it, you
Speaker 1: don't like it?
Speaker 2: I like it?
Speaker 3: I like sure, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It feels like you're clutching me to your busy
Speaker 2: and giving me a gorgeous cuddle. Yeah, okay, it'll be
Speaker 2: all right. I'll get your price you Akay.
Speaker 1: I was at a pub the other night and some
Speaker 1: what that's not like you? No, right, was with the family,
Speaker 1: so that makes sense, some twinker, you're.
Speaker 2: At the bistro. Jimmy, you got me through, Jess really
Speaker 2: And I was like, you educated the next generaction or fuck.
Speaker 1: The country screw And I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, you used to listen to Mitch till midnight.
Speaker 1: When I was studying.
Speaker 2: Wow, he's up last.
Speaker 1: Back when I had the late night show. Yeah, to listen,
Speaker 1: isn't that sweet?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You forget the impact you have, not Mandela Nelson.
Speaker 3: Nelson, Yeah, don't say that, not so close to.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'll try one of those cookies now.
Speaker 2: Ahh, yeah, that's fine. What about these sandwiches that I made?
Speaker 1: Have a sandwich? I prefer savory?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Here, So you tried to tell me, inconvinced Jenner and
Speaker 1: I actually that we were at your house what seems
Speaker 1: like four hours ago.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even that long ago.
Speaker 1: You made these sandwiches, but they actually with how fast
Speaker 1: you drive here? I did drug well, we want needed
Speaker 1: to get here. See now, look at the inconsistencies, Janet.
Speaker 1: This one has to do you drug a ham one.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's ham and cheese, there's some egg and lettuce.
Speaker 2: And I tried to convince you that I made these sandwiches.
Speaker 2: You believed that I made the cookies. You're like, this
Speaker 2: is so sweet. I posted the videos on my Instagram
Speaker 2: story if you missed it, I'm like popping in the
Speaker 2: Facebook group as well. Me trying to prank these two.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if it's a prank. I was
Speaker 2: just trying to seem really hospitable and like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: the work he's made.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: But I still went and picked them up.
Speaker 5: Especially Yeah, of course if you hadn't told me, I
Speaker 5: would have thought that you've done.
Speaker 1: It was because you put on a baking tray.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really committed, and you believe me at the cookies.
Speaker 2: But then as soon as I brought out the fucking sandwiches,
Speaker 2: you were like there from seven eleven, like you even
Speaker 2: knew the store.
Speaker 3: I believed you with the sandwiches.
Speaker 1: I actually my brain wanted to say BP, but I
Speaker 1: said seven eleven or.
Speaker 2: Some I it was specifically seven eleven. I love a
Speaker 2: Servo Sanger, honestly, Servo sushi. Yeah, especially in country towns.
Speaker 2: I'm like, where did that fucking fish come from?
Speaker 1: Did you'm on the fly or is will Worth Sushi? Not?
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I've had it.
Speaker 1: I don't trust it. Oh why I don't trust it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I see them making it. They look legit.
Speaker 1: Going to Freedom Furniture and they're like, hey, we also
Speaker 1: sell tacos at the back.
Speaker 2: That's some Aldi shit right there.
Speaker 1: Aldi special bars. I get so sold into it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: good shopping it, ADDI for milk and bread and now
Speaker 1: we also have kayaks on them for it. It's a
Speaker 1: special by.
Speaker 3: I saw a trumpet and I'm almost sported.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My fucking grandmother in Sydney calls home once when
Speaker 2: Nicole and I were still living there growing up. Nicole
Speaker 2: played clarinet. I played violin, and.
Speaker 1: I bought your violin my birthday.
Speaker 2: That was for my birthday anyway. Yeah, my nan calls
Speaker 2: my mother and goes, guess what they're selling violins and
Speaker 2: clarinets at Aldi at the moment, and Mom's like, of course,
Speaker 2: like bloody are And then he's like, do you want
Speaker 2: me to grab them for no cola minch. Mom's like, no,
Speaker 2: they already own one of each because they've been learning
Speaker 2: for years, got them at a very reputable music instrument shop.
Speaker 2: So no, we don't need the Aldi ones. But now
Speaker 2: I'm curious and what.
Speaker 1: If they were all right, if you bought one, let
Speaker 1: us know it was years ago. But yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sure the trumpet was only a couple of months ago.
Speaker 2: So why do they just do they roll a dice.
Speaker 1: Just be like, what do we do this? I saw
Speaker 1: on TikTok some woman being like, rush into aldi cookie
Speaker 1: giant cookie that you put in the microwave and it's
Speaker 1: like the size of a bar.
Speaker 3: I saw that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I raced into Ali. I went to my
Speaker 1: local Audi. I'm like, hi, I've seen cookie. I did
Speaker 1: race and I sped there, took all the wrong turns
Speaker 1: and then had anal sex. It was great using my
Speaker 1: pennis anyway, So I God, if anyone just wanted to
Speaker 1: listen to the end of the show and heard that,
Speaker 1: that makes there's a joke referencing you, they skipped.
Speaker 2: They're like, what a sick fuck you don't need to know.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's it's a funny joke, I promise in context. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it really wasn't. I want to get the cookie.
Speaker 1: And this girl who was like fucking thought you'd think
Speaker 1: she was anale Audi for fuck's sake. She was like,
Speaker 1: oh you saw that on TikTok. I'm like yeah. She's like,
Speaker 1: you're on British TikTok, You're on Brett Talk.
Speaker 2: She also British, and she.
Speaker 1: Was like, this happens all the time. You'd be sur
Speaker 1: brace what you've done. You've gotten the TikTok from the country.
Speaker 2: We don't sell that, so they thought it was available
Speaker 2: in Australia too.
Speaker 1: It was just the video was going viral in Australia and.
Speaker 2: We were their accents in the video.
Speaker 1: I think I've just had a mild stroke from that
Speaker 1: sandwich from the petrol station.
Speaker 2: What do you mean they're gorgeous? Do you know that
Speaker 2: in America they don't say petrol station. Yeah, what the
Speaker 2: gas du station? Don't let you fill it up yourself.
Speaker 2: An attendant has to do it. No, I think it's law.
Speaker 1: Fu me Google that that's not real.
Speaker 2: No, it was because I remember when I was staying
Speaker 2: with a friend in America, her mum was driving somewhere
Speaker 2: and we were sitting there waiting ages waiting for the attendant,
Speaker 2: and I was trying to be nice, being like, do
Speaker 2: you want me to fill it up? She goes no,
Speaker 2: you're not allowed to hear.
Speaker 1: Oh, in some states. Certainly not in California or New York.
Speaker 2: Because I was in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's a different state, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Probably in America, No, because I've definitely filled up in America.
Speaker 1: But really you paid before get this? Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you've got to just guess.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 5: New Jersey remains the sole state not to allow gas
Speaker 5: self service.
Speaker 2: I was about to LA, but it wasn't all of
Speaker 2: America or New Jerseys.
Speaker 1: I've never I've never met in New Jersey so well,
Speaker 1: but yes, so the mind fuck of it all is
Speaker 1: in all of America, you pay before you feel so
Speaker 1: I'd go up how much you want? I'm like, how
Speaker 1: much do I need?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because what if you pay one hundred bucks but you
Speaker 2: your tanker only fits eighty worth only?
Speaker 1: No, your card, it puts a hold of one hundred,
Speaker 1: I think, and then say you get to ninety five,
Speaker 1: it charges you.
Speaker 2: And then you pull out.
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, yes apparently, but it's very stressful.
Speaker 2: So you don't get ripped off if you pull out early.
Speaker 1: No, No, it depends.
Speaker 2: That's the relief.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it is, isn't it. Sometimes you have to
Speaker 1: thank God. Anyway, shall we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we can go.
Speaker 1: Probably we should go. Really waffled on.
Speaker 2: It just flew by because you're having so much fun.
Speaker 3: It's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: But we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 2: two percent better today. That's all just two percent okay, okay, yeah, honey,
Speaker 2: catch you on Wednesday to get to see you soon.
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