Speaker 1: Hi guys. Hi, it's us. Before we start the show.
Speaker 1: We just wanted to jump in here and let you
Speaker 1: know that coming up later in the podcast, we're going
Speaker 1: to be doing a little prank on Jenna, our third wheel.
Speaker 1: She joins us every week on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were about to do something after the two.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? It's how we start the show
Speaker 2: every week.
Speaker 1: Yes, keep an ear up because she's not here right now.
Speaker 1: That's why we're this is us. You're going to know
Speaker 1: what's happening when it happens, but she won't. It's a
Speaker 1: brand new segment that we're calling gas lighting Jenna gas light.
Speaker 2: Now, we're not awful people.
Speaker 1: No, If you don't know what gas lighting is, it's
Speaker 1: just got a little Google says gas lighting is to
Speaker 1: manipulate someone by psychological means into doubting their own sanity,
Speaker 1: and gas lighting is described as one of the most
Speaker 1: toxic traits that someone can exhibit Jesus in a friend.
Speaker 2: And we're putting this on Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yes, So essentially we're gonna try and convince her that
Speaker 1: she agreed to do a segment and watch her freak out.
Speaker 1: If you knew here, she's very timid, out Jenna.
Speaker 2: My prediction, Yeah, she would streak out.
Speaker 1: A little bit. She'll whale anyway, like Mitch said after
Speaker 1: the two igems, So like what in about.
Speaker 2: Fifteen depends on how we waffle on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll hear us gas lighting Jenna and.
Speaker 2: We're going to commit to the bit. Right. We have
Speaker 2: to pretend that she pre planned this segment.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to see how's your coaches? Anyway, let's get
Speaker 1: into the show.
Speaker 3: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Hello on Tracy Grimshaw, welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 1: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 2: Summer fetings make more sense than the others. Switch Australian
Speaker 2: gymnast One Commodore games Gold in nineteen ninety that his
Speaker 2: performance on the pommel Horse India, Marcus, grow up.
Speaker 3: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 1: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 3: This just still to play a couple of mitches dreckon.
Speaker 1: We should include Jenna's name in the opener, tell about
Speaker 1: a compromise. We'll say her name, but it's said in
Speaker 1: the similar.
Speaker 3: Lubi perfect, no mature.
Speaker 2: And I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: Here we are back again why are you so tired?
Speaker 2: Oh so hard being on radio, then podcasting and TV.
Speaker 2: I'm on every medium.
Speaker 1: I know. It's been a big day for us, hasn't
Speaker 1: it TV debut I not walked together. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: on before, but yes, at the time of record right now,
Speaker 1: this morning, we were on Studio ten together promoting this
Speaker 1: fuck damn podcast.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm still not quite sure how that happened.
Speaker 2: Neither am I and I slandered them like I made
Speaker 2: a derogatory comment about the show and a gun nut,
Speaker 2: and then they're like, come on.
Speaker 1: So, if you were listening last week we were talking
Speaker 1: about how we wanted to get pressed for the show,
Speaker 1: we were just like I remember back in the day
Speaker 1: that it used to be really exciting when you saw
Speaker 1: yourself in the local paper and then on a whim
Speaker 1: you were like, let's let's see if we can get
Speaker 1: on TV because I'm higher. Yeah, And then we managed
Speaker 1: to make it happen. We'll play it out in full
Speaker 1: later on and do the full story.
Speaker 2: And of course it spiraled me into an existential crisis
Speaker 2: because Kerry and Kennily hates me, and I haven't been out,
Speaker 2: you know. I finished my show at midnight last night.
Speaker 2: I woke up at seven to come here to do
Speaker 2: the cross from Kiss. It was the whole thing, And
Speaker 2: then I couldn't app because my mind was swirling. Kerry
Speaker 2: and looked at me. She glad at me. She didn't
Speaker 2: laugh at my jokes, and she made some comments that
Speaker 2: I actually believe were directed straight towards me.
Speaker 1: Look, I did get a couple of messages from people
Speaker 1: who were like, God, Kerry Anne was a bit harsh
Speaker 1: on you guys, wasn't she. This is like an Australian
Speaker 1: TV icon we're talking about. Yeah, I think that's just her.
Speaker 1: She's kind of got this dry cynicism about her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we'll play the audio later and you guys can
Speaker 1: be the judge. But like, ah, I really don't think
Speaker 1: she dislikes you. I think you're just being needy.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she is to apologize formally, Jenna, did
Speaker 2: you see it? Jenna is here high for one? Thank you.
Speaker 2: We're sorry. We asked if we could have an extra
Speaker 2: microphone and they said they were all out. They've rented
Speaker 2: them all, and then the zoom couldn't do three people.
Speaker 1: We're very sorry with our third wheel. Grounds keeper Jennish
Speaker 1: is here every week, but hey, it's a big show
Speaker 1: for you anyway.
Speaker 4: If I've been on Studio ten before with the goat, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true, so we've all had this story
Speaker 1: there again.
Speaker 4: You were in Turning of the East to show the
Speaker 4: Sydney Royal Easter Show and I was I helped bring
Speaker 4: in some goats for Studio ten segment about the Easter show.
Speaker 1: There's like a little flash of her in the corner
Speaker 1: of the screen. She wasn't meant to be on the screen,
Speaker 1: but like they panned to follow the goat.
Speaker 2: Hanging in the background of Wizard of Hearts, you have
Speaker 2: to work really closely to find it.
Speaker 1: They told me not to appear on screen, yes, to.
Speaker 2: Be like the goat is the star gen Yes.
Speaker 4: So, but then the goat started running yeah, a whole
Speaker 4: on the camera.
Speaker 2: Well, we're sorry we couldn't have you one, but you'll
Speaker 2: have your moment to shine later in the episode, which
Speaker 2: is nice.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I think we should start, really, don't you.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Let's muck around, Let's start with the Is it just me?
Speaker 2: It's something that's how we start the show every week,
Speaker 2: but something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Basically, Mitch,
Speaker 2: you come with one, I come with one, and neither
Speaker 2: of us know what we're about to do. This is
Speaker 2: like a first take for the two of us.
Speaker 1: That's right. I'm gonna do it a little bit differently
Speaker 1: this week. First things first, we've got Xander on the
Speaker 1: phone right now.
Speaker 5: Hi, Darling, Hey boy, how are you going?
Speaker 1: We're so good now, Mitch, I've been chatting with Xander
Speaker 1: on Instagram and I've asked him to come on to
Speaker 1: do and is it just you? Because I'm interested to
Speaker 1: hear what you have to say about this in particular.
Speaker 1: So I'm actually going to forfeit my iGEM. I want
Speaker 1: to kick off the show. Oh with this? All right?
Speaker 1: You're ready to go? Xander?
Speaker 2: Yes, all right?
Speaker 1: Hit it Bradley.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do you refuse to let someone stay over your house
Speaker 5: after you've hooked up with them? Because I don't understand
Speaker 5: the logic behind it, the.
Speaker 2: Logic behind the hook up or the kicking out?
Speaker 5: Look, why would you let someone stay over a random person?
Speaker 5: In your bit?
Speaker 1: So you're a fan of a Root and Booter, are you?
Speaker 2: That's Louis Jesus Family program? So horror, I'm confused, Mitch,
Speaker 2: do you agree with this? And you've just like, well,
Speaker 2: how has this come about?
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's very interesting that this has come up
Speaker 1: when it has, because I've only recently changed my mind
Speaker 1: on this topic because someone that I hooked up with
Speaker 1: recently said to me afterwards, in no uncertain terms, get
Speaker 1: the hell off my property please, And it was would well, well,
Speaker 1: this is the thing. I got such a rude shock
Speaker 1: at first, because every hookup in the past of mine
Speaker 1: before this, i'd stayed over either me at their place,
Speaker 1: them at my place. And to me, it's not a
Speaker 1: big deal. It's like the equivalent of offering a glass
Speaker 1: of water. It's like, oh, you can crash a few.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Most of the time, there's no discussion.
Speaker 5: You don't know where that person's been. I mean, okay,
Speaker 5: having said that, you'd just.
Speaker 2: You do they've been in you you know exactly where
Speaker 2: they've been, Like where do you draw the line when
Speaker 2: it comes to exchanging germs?
Speaker 1: And so I used to be like, oh, it's fine,
Speaker 1: it's no big deal, which I still kind of believe,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not fussy about sleeping, like I'll crush on
Speaker 1: someone's couch whatever. Yeah, I'm not it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: But you crushed on my couch the other week exactly,
Speaker 1: Like I don't care. I'm not one of those I
Speaker 1: have to be in my own bed kind of people, right.
Speaker 1: But when I was evicted from the home recently.
Speaker 2: So through the window, it's time to go. Mitchell, You're like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck?
Speaker 1: But I was thinking to myself, I have lived with
Speaker 1: my housemate for a year now, and he is I've
Speaker 1: never once woken up and had someone that he's been
Speaker 1: hooking up with there the next morning.
Speaker 5: Like he's a normal person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, he's like yous and he just's he likes
Speaker 1: his own space. Once he's done with them, he's done
Speaker 1: with as soon as.
Speaker 5: We're done, I need their I need them and their
Speaker 5: skin particles as far away from my house as possible.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by as soon as you're done?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like, are we talking once you've both finished or
Speaker 2: are you very selfish? Like you get off and then
Speaker 2: it's like you just take yourself and.
Speaker 5: You you know, okay, I mean you can have a
Speaker 5: bit of a chat, but like just like go then
Speaker 5: like go go.
Speaker 2: You know what, hold on, Sorry, I'm just gonna want them, Sanda,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do something. Hold on, wait, there.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Could you not live with yourself if you kick someone
Speaker 2: out of your home after sleeping with movie? I would
Speaker 2: watch YouTube, I will get the linen out, I'll put it.
Speaker 2: I could not kick someone out after kissing someone, let
Speaker 2: alone copulating with someone in my own bed.
Speaker 5: I thought you said this. Having said this, my ex
Speaker 5: boyfriend the first time at him was a hook up,
Speaker 5: and I let him say because I was absolutely just
Speaker 5: like taken aback. I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 5: want him to stay here forever.
Speaker 2: Right romantic.
Speaker 5: It's the only time ever. But other than that, get out.
Speaker 2: But what's the problem with it? You've literally had them
Speaker 2: in your.
Speaker 5: Mouth and my own insecurities, I just, I just, I
Speaker 5: just it's.
Speaker 2: My insecurity is keeping them there because I don't want
Speaker 2: to be hated. Also, what I'm offering isn't exactly a
Speaker 2: ten plus service, you know, so I want to make
Speaker 2: sure they're happy with all the amenities because they might
Speaker 2: not be thrilled with what I was giving them, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I know I knew that you were going to feel
Speaker 1: this way about this topic. I love that you've dedicated
Speaker 1: your origin to it as well. You're that passionate you
Speaker 1: would just make like breakfast in bed.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean you kind of just came out of the
Speaker 1: closet and then you're basically married. So I know that
Speaker 1: you're not really that familiar with hookup culture, but I
Speaker 1: feel like you would be such like you'd probably freak
Speaker 1: them out with like the cleanliness.
Speaker 4: They'd wake up and you'd be making pancakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd leave a towel on the end of bed.
Speaker 2: No crap, pancakes are too heavy and penetration. Well, when
Speaker 2: I last time I hooked up with a woman, God
Speaker 2: feel like eons ago. I did stay the night, but
Speaker 2: then I did also wake up with a face full
Speaker 2: of blood. I think I've told that story, haven't I
Speaker 2: just don't get a bleeding no. Well that's the running theory,
Speaker 2: but we won't go into the other.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I stayed there with a bloody no, so
Speaker 2: nothing would stop me. But so did you? Were you
Speaker 2: offended that he asked you to leave me at first?
Speaker 1: But then I thought about it, and I think some
Speaker 1: people's brains are just wide differently, people like my house made,
Speaker 1: people like Xander on the phone, like, I reckon that.
Speaker 5: I think that you myself. I think myself if I
Speaker 5: went to someone's house for a hook up and then
Speaker 5: just invited myself to stay afterwards, that I don't like,
Speaker 5: why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think you invite yourself. I think it's
Speaker 1: just been coincidence that every time in the past it
Speaker 1: just hasn't anything. It's been like, oh, you can crash
Speaker 1: if you want.
Speaker 5: But did someone come over? And then it was we
Speaker 5: kind of finished, and then they were like, oh cool,
Speaker 5: so later tonight we can blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: And I was like, I have plans alone.
Speaker 2: Yes, a mood, but you have to set boundaries. You
Speaker 2: do have to.
Speaker 1: So you said that the only person you've let say
Speaker 1: over has been someone that you had feelings for. Do
Speaker 1: you reckon? That's why people like you Xander don't like
Speaker 1: having hook up sleepover because they're that afraid of commitment.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh god, I'm.
Speaker 2: Leading them on. They're catching feelings.
Speaker 1: They have to get out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just seeing a psychologist.
Speaker 1: Because I'm the opposite. I'm like, to me, it's not
Speaker 1: like a positive sign or like, oh they must be
Speaker 1: into me because they're staying over. It's just not a thing.
Speaker 1: It's it's like, you know, relaxed crash if you want.
Speaker 5: Look, I am literally seeing a psychologist for commitment issues.
Speaker 1: For commitment issues.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this could be we might be getting too deep.
Speaker 1: Now, classic top energy, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Sais queen bottom of self?
Speaker 3: Oh have you too fun?
Speaker 2: There's a weird energy in the room. I'm the general
Speaker 2: to I am this is creepy.
Speaker 1: We haven't fucked.
Speaker 2: Just for the record, right, but you too the matching part.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Please don'tly awkward.
Speaker 2: If you make it awkward, kick him out. All right? Well,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: You're on the central coasts in Yeah, no, that's too
Speaker 1: far for a bout and bood. If I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not allowed to fucking stay the night. I'm not gonna bother.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you too, a body disgusting. Why don't you
Speaker 2: find someone to marry? And you should start thinking about morals?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Thanks, well, thank you, Xander, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, happy fucking.
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Speaker 1: Hey, what's your vibe on showering with people as well,
Speaker 1: someone you've just met, like a hook up. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I tend to think that that's more more intimate than
Speaker 1: just sleeping in someone's bed next to them, just alongside.
Speaker 2: You're cleaning the dirt from your body. I know.
Speaker 1: But some people are into it and they just think
Speaker 1: it's the cheeky thing to do with a stranger. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: like the lights are on for starters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's nice with a partner, that right, And
Speaker 2: when you know someone, when you've seen the crevices, no,
Speaker 2: But where someone you've just met, no, thank you. Also,
Speaker 2: I have very sensitive skin, so I have to have
Speaker 2: it quite cold showers and the blood pressure I get
Speaker 2: quite hot. So Hailey, you hate and hate it because
Speaker 2: my showers are often like maybe nineteen degrees. He pumps
Speaker 2: it right, that Asian pot. He loves it. But we
Speaker 2: can't shower together because we have we have different heat
Speaker 2: body you know, thermometers. It doesn't work.
Speaker 1: You certainly can't bath together.
Speaker 2: We drive drive to and all the insurance claim after
Speaker 2: we wet the carpet.
Speaker 1: Anyway, if you guys want to come on the show
Speaker 1: and do an is it just me of your own
Speaker 1: don't forget you can Dan Amazon, Instagram, we can get
Speaker 1: you on the phone for a chat, or just send
Speaker 1: us a voice message up to you at a couple mitches.
Speaker 1: Is where you can find it on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Really that's the new thing, right, DMS on on the talk.
Speaker 1: Do you think you have to be following each other
Speaker 1: to DM on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, we don't follow anyone back.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing, all right, I said, go
Speaker 1: fucking DMS and Instagram. If you want to do it,
Speaker 1: is it just you? That's how you do it.
Speaker 2: I was trying to be hip and cool and current
Speaker 2: DMS on a LinkedIn for business inquiries. Anyway, let's move
Speaker 2: right along.
Speaker 1: This is it.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for this year.
Speaker 1: Me too, Yes, I really am.
Speaker 2: Right now, I will just pass it over to you, Jenna.
Speaker 1: It's up to you what your big moment is. Finally here, Jenna,
Speaker 1: it's your time to shine. Yep, I have no idea,
Speaker 1: so Jenna, if you knew here, Jenna made the grand
Speaker 1: claim last week that she is like a whiz in
Speaker 1: the kitchen, and she had this really easy hack to
Speaker 1: show us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you literally have been saying for weeks that you
Speaker 2: have a traditional old English handturned butter recipe that you
Speaker 2: want to do on the show.
Speaker 1: So did you get the ingredients that she asked for?
Speaker 2: I literally went to Glee Point Road. Thank god. I
Speaker 2: live in a progressive area. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: hell of Scobie is, but jenn I sent me the
Speaker 2: recipe last week and was like, get all these ingredients.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this.
Speaker 2: So there's the ingredients. I've got the sloby in there
Speaker 2: and the starter.
Speaker 1: Take it, thank you.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we're running this thing. And then
Speaker 2: I've got all the ingredients to sell. And then you've
Speaker 2: got the cure and mixture in the bowl, and then
Speaker 2: you've got the cheese cloth. So Jenna, take it away
Speaker 2: when you're ready cold.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: For someone who's been talking about this for months, you
Speaker 2: think she'd be a tad more confident.
Speaker 4: I know, but it's just a secret recipe, just the
Speaker 4: family recipe from way back.
Speaker 1: So what's step one Jenner for handchurning your own your
Speaker 1: own butter?
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: So first of all, I'm going to open this.
Speaker 2: Cup of liquid and I am holding it's a Scoby Jenner.
Speaker 2: I had to go all the way to the glead
Speaker 2: markets to get there. Yes, of course I'm open scopy.
Speaker 2: You explained what a scopy is. It's just old fashion.
Speaker 2: Why did you want to do this so badly?
Speaker 1: I'm so Why didn't you bring your recipe in your
Speaker 1: old family recipe and to follow if you're confused? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know I should have anyway, what he's going on?
Speaker 1: Did you write it? I still have the shopping list
Speaker 1: that she gave you. Maybe we can read from that.
Speaker 1: She's forgotten her own j D m.
Speaker 2: Me on Thursday and said I'm still doing Janna's kitchen.
Speaker 2: I said yes, j Kirchen and then she said, oh,
Speaker 2: DM you the ingredients. Three days later, Oh.
Speaker 1: God, she's got the early onsets. So now I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Yes, Lina doing anything to get your father.
Speaker 1: And that concludes the first ever round of gas lighting Jenna.
Speaker 2: That was funny.
Speaker 1: That made me scared.
Speaker 2: I was like, we did turn her.
Speaker 1: Down, turn her down? Yeah, look how much she's speaking. God,
Speaker 1: Jenna overwhelmed down.
Speaker 3: Why did you just why did you walk with it?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you say to the absolute get go?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I don't recall fucking agreeing to hand churning my own
Speaker 1: cheese or butter on the podcast because.
Speaker 2: I thought maybe I did, and then I forgot.
Speaker 1: We actually gas lit her. She was questioning her own sanity.
Speaker 5: It.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, maybe I literally did.
Speaker 2: Miss What are you going to do.
Speaker 1: With that ship in the bowl?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: I don't know what what is?
Speaker 2: It's not as go? That's me so soup from my Japanese.
Speaker 7: You're listening to Is it just Me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 1: The really time for us to get out of here.
Speaker 1: But before we do that, let's bring back an old
Speaker 1: segment that we've really been neglecting. We've been quite slack
Speaker 1: with this segment, but we've brought it back in the
Speaker 1: biggest way possible.
Speaker 7: Come on, baby, you.
Speaker 1: Know you got a huse.
Speaker 2: I this is one of my favorite segments.
Speaker 1: You gotta hustle. It's our way of promoting our podcast.
Speaker 1: And god, it's been a while. We've been really slack
Speaker 1: with the hustling.
Speaker 2: When was the last time we hustled? Was it with
Speaker 2: Damie m I think it was?
Speaker 1: Actually no, it was episode four of season one, you
Speaker 1: tried to make me? Or maybe episode five you tried
Speaker 1: to make me prank call someone with a missing pet.
Speaker 2: Oh the budgy. That was Jenni's idea. Yeah, gaslighting you now,
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's a segment where we just try and
Speaker 2: get our podcast out there. We try to promote it
Speaker 2: in unconventional ways.
Speaker 1: We will plug it wherever, whenever, whatever it takes, bit
Speaker 1: by bit, we will grow the audience. But today we've
Speaker 1: got a big leg up because if you were listening
Speaker 1: last week to the podcast, you would have heard that
Speaker 1: we were talking about, Oh, how exciting was it when
Speaker 1: you used to be featured in the local and newspaper
Speaker 1: as a kid, And so we were like, let's try
Speaker 1: and achieve that again. And we've got any journalist's friends.
Speaker 1: We could reach out to.
Speaker 2: Andrew Buckler, a good friend at the news dot com dot.
Speaker 1: Year, And I thought, it can't be that hard to
Speaker 1: get a local news right up. I feel like my
Speaker 1: local newspaper back home they used to go in depth
Speaker 1: about the local swimming carnival results. So surely two boys
Speaker 1: doing a podcast wouldn't be a hard sell. We've had
Speaker 1: no bites so far as far as the local paper goes.
Speaker 1: But you said, let's aim higher.
Speaker 2: I just was literally throwing, you know, caution into the wind.
Speaker 2: Let's try for Studio ten, and then you put it
Speaker 2: on Twitter. Sarah Harris, the anchor of the show, heard it.
Speaker 2: And then the next day we were on Studio ten.
Speaker 1: I got a call being like, see you're on Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so we were like shitting ourselves a little bit, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we have hustled hard this time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the ultimate hussle to get handing out flyers
Speaker 1: and calling people with missing budget. It's like they're on
Speaker 1: national fucking television.
Speaker 2: You never find your budgs.
Speaker 1: You were on TV, but the moment of glory was
Speaker 1: ruined for you a little bit because you're a little
Speaker 1: bit worried that carry Ane Kennerley Ozzie TV icon. She's brilliant,
Speaker 1: was no fan of yours, and I'll admit she was
Speaker 1: a little bit. She didn't love us, let's put it
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 3: She didn't hate me.
Speaker 2: I accidentally made a slur against her dog. You'll hear
Speaker 2: the audio, but I don't think she's sold or quite
Speaker 2: understands what a podcast is.
Speaker 1: I did get a couple of messages being like, god,
Speaker 1: carry Anne was a little bit salty towards you guys.
Speaker 2: Well, I DMed her trying to get her back on
Speaker 2: my side, but she hasn't relied. I just said thank
Speaker 2: you so much for really.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you care so much about being liked?
Speaker 2: I just don't know. I don't like knowing this bad bite. Anyway,
Speaker 2: you can make up your mind.
Speaker 1: Look, anyone who has watched that show, they would know
Speaker 1: that Carry Anne kind of has this dry cynicism about her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of a thing. She often plays like Devil's
Speaker 1: advocate on that show, and so I think that's what
Speaker 1: she was doing. She was grilling us a little bit.
Speaker 1: She was like, who are these young things doing a podcast?
Speaker 1: But I wasn't offended. I just thought that's just her
Speaker 1: being her. But you have not let it go.
Speaker 2: No, I just I went home because I finished at midnight,
Speaker 2: came back, did the cross, went home, tried to nap,
Speaker 2: couldn't nap. I was just thinking it over it. What
Speaker 2: could I have said to Kerriyan? What did I say
Speaker 2: to Kerry? And did I insult Carry Anne? Are we
Speaker 2: ready to hear?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: All right, let's roll it. Well, it seems this global
Speaker 2: pandemic has given us two things, banana bread and a
Speaker 2: lot of podcasts.
Speaker 1: And our mates Mitch and Mitch from KISSFM are no different.
Speaker 1: They are on a mission to get a.
Speaker 5: Little bit.
Speaker 2: Big.
Speaker 1: I just wanted a little corner piece in a local
Speaker 1: paper that says these two boys are making a podcast.
Speaker 2: Good on them. Hold on a second, you know, Jessica
Speaker 2: Rowe don't you know Sarah Harris is the one. Yes,
Speaker 2: why don't we message Sarah and see if we can
Speaker 2: get a like a slot on city. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's how it works. I said, I
Speaker 1: want to a little bit in the paper, not a
Speaker 1: segment of Citio same higher.
Speaker 2: I was watching this morning and let me tell you,
Speaker 2: they did a story on gum nuts on a tree.
Speaker 3: Jesus, I did.
Speaker 2: All right, Well we should go.
Speaker 1: We just uck in getting our little feature in a newspaper.
Speaker 1: Consider us your local rag. Mitch and Mitch, you were asked,
Speaker 1: we delivered. Nice to see you. First of all, Mitch
Speaker 1: in Denham. What gum nuts?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no, no seat, No, you know what I'm going.
Speaker 1: With Larry and Kylie, we'd never do for sure.
Speaker 2: I think it was better homes and gardens. It was
Speaker 2: very early. I was confused, and no, I fully take
Speaker 2: that back. I believe it was Kerry Ann's labrador. The
Speaker 2: day I was watching and that was enthralling television. So
Speaker 2: I take it all back, Golden Retriever. Sorry, Kerry, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry, and carry you just speak, You speak.
Speaker 1: All right, fellas, give us your best pitch, Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 1: Why should people listen to your podcast? Well, we like
Speaker 1: to think of it as giving younger listeners heads up
Speaker 1: of all the rude shocks that are going to come
Speaker 1: with becoming a young adult. So I don't know how
Speaker 1: how how how old are your kids now, Sarah? And
Speaker 1: how old's Amelia? Mine is twelve? She might be right
Speaker 1: in me.
Speaker 2: To listen to them.
Speaker 1: She's too young men, she's around seventeen. She can tune
Speaker 1: in and we can just be like, hey, heads up,
Speaker 1: these are all the speed bumps that you might not
Speaker 1: have expected to happen. Like even recently, this Mitch moved
Speaker 1: out of home what was it two weeks ago? Very finally,
Speaker 1: and he didn't realize that houses, every household doesn't just
Speaker 1: come with a tea towel. You have to buy your right.
Speaker 1: You thought they were like recycle bits, every house just
Speaker 1: had a tea.
Speaker 2: They thought they gave you the keys, You signed the
Speaker 2: contract and they go here you go he's a country
Speaker 2: road tea Tawlune. They came with a property. Mitch was
Speaker 2: getting his car service and he thought a genuine car
Speaker 2: part meant that the car part was just honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did, No, I did what I meant. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it seemed sincere to me. I don't know, adulting is
Speaker 1: very very hard work. What else have you discovered about
Speaker 1: having to grow up?
Speaker 2: Well? I think the thing is also having a podcast
Speaker 2: is like running. I'm like a small bit. We're a
Speaker 2: small business owner. We do a segment. This is part
Speaker 2: of the broader segment. You got a hustle, so you
Speaker 2: just have you guys know, you got a hustle.
Speaker 1: We've been doing all sorts of random whack things to
Speaker 1: try and promote the podcast. We were like this close
Speaker 1: handing out flyers. So it's great that you guys have
Speaker 1: helped us out and had us on today. We appreciate it.
Speaker 1: But I still really want something that my grandparents can
Speaker 1: cut out and stick on the fridge. So fingers crossed.
Speaker 1: The local paper is watching. It doesn't matter what local paper.
Speaker 1: We can pretend to be local anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you're trying to earn a living and you're doing
Speaker 1: a podcast. Yes, I know it's that sad.
Speaker 2: I know right.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. Like I said, younger listeners can listen,
Speaker 1: but the older listeners they like to just listen and go.
Speaker 1: God 'p, Lenny, you're stupid. So's there's something for everyone.
Speaker 2: Make money.
Speaker 1: Just give me an example of how you will make money.
Speaker 1: Have you got a business plan? Well, look, I don't
Speaker 1: want to accidentally clash with any of your existing clients.
Speaker 1: Who's a sponsor. I can think I'll do a credit
Speaker 1: line sham wow them anyway, Wow, thanks to ShamWow. This
Speaker 1: isn't just me. Thanks for tuning in, Fellers, good luck
Speaker 1: of the podcast. Just quickly at Mitch before we let
Speaker 1: you go, which say blinds for us?
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm wrapping up. I'm getting the wrap from
Speaker 2: the producer. Say it. I think it's time to say
Speaker 2: it blind.
Speaker 1: He adds an extra syllable to the word blind.
Speaker 2: Not intentionally blind. That's an Aussie.
Speaker 1: It's part of really hard time saying it.
Speaker 3: It's all fire.
Speaker 1: Thanks guy, your next time.
Speaker 2: Carry hates listening back a second time. It's more everyone
Speaker 2: else is loving us. The banter is flowing. And then
Speaker 2: Carry talk to me about the fiscal responsibility.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah at the time because that was my first
Speaker 1: time listening back, and at the time it didn't feel
Speaker 1: as awkward as it just sounded. But yeah, carry and
Speaker 1: was like, what's this about? But I do, like I said,
Speaker 1: I do think that's just her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, only in her bits though, I mean, and for
Speaker 2: God's take a labrador on a golden Previus' fucking fair.
Speaker 2: Don't call me out on a national live television.
Speaker 1: I'll be invoicing sham wow, just quietly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good amount of money.
Speaker 1: And you know what else, I notice the Mitch jury
Speaker 1: curse strikes again. You know how you have this thing
Speaker 1: where you accidentally mentioned rival clients in sponsored content. You
Speaker 1: have a very bad track record. You were dumped by
Speaker 1: Vision Personal Training because you mentioned Plus Fitness forty five.
Speaker 1: You were giving away Eddie had flights on your radio show,
Speaker 1: and you thanked Emirates.
Speaker 2: A business class to London.
Speaker 1: We were giving away red Rooster vouchers and you mentioned
Speaker 1: KFC you accidentally sleep at the time. And now you
Speaker 1: went on Channel ten and mentioned better Homes and Gardens
Speaker 1: from Channel seven?
Speaker 2: Is it a Channel seven program?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh no.
Speaker 2: Shit. She mentioned Larry and Kylie, which is an opposition
Speaker 2: show to them.
Speaker 3: So it's all she did.
Speaker 1: That's a very good call.
Speaker 2: I love how she stumbled at the end when she
Speaker 2: clearly went for a prep sheet when she was trying
Speaker 2: to hook to me, she went, Mitch, fat one, it
Speaker 2: couldn't differentiate us. That was that was fun for our
Speaker 2: first TV appearance.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, I still couple believe we managed to pull that off.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 1: That was some hardcore hustling.
Speaker 2: No but can I And that was live live Like
Speaker 2: that was just straight out it was you.
Speaker 1: Know what I was thinking about. I was like, we
Speaker 1: could have just said fuck. Like you know, I always
Speaker 1: have these like intrusive thoughts. I'm like, they've trusted us
Speaker 1: to go live. Imagine if we just exploited it.
Speaker 2: We could have pranked them. Not that we would, but
Speaker 2: the producers were so trusting.
Speaker 1: It must very nice. It was very nice.
Speaker 2: It was nice. I mean, they must look at us
Speaker 2: as media professionals, which is nice for them to see
Speaker 2: us on the same page as they as they do.
Speaker 1: Look. I just I know it sounds like I'm ungrateful,
Speaker 1: huge opportunity in all but like I said in that interview,
Speaker 1: I just I still want the local paper situation to happen,
Speaker 1: Like I really, that's that was the goal. I still
Speaker 1: feel like I haven't ticked it off.
Speaker 2: But I'm very satisfied. To be honest.
Speaker 1: I know, I know that you love seeing yourself on TV,
Speaker 1: but like I just I wanted to be in the paper.
Speaker 1: That was what we wanted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can print out a screenshot of us
Speaker 2: on the telly and put it on your fridge.
Speaker 1: It's not the same. My grandparents don't get that thrill
Speaker 1: of cutting it out.
Speaker 3: On the fridge. So what do you mean?
Speaker 2: We literally have peaked at TV. The next step is
Speaker 2: getting a billboard, I know.
Speaker 1: And then Andrew Bucklough from news dot com dot you,
Speaker 1: he said that we can try and tease something up,
Speaker 1: but newds dot com dot are you only just occurred
Speaker 1: to me that's online.
Speaker 2: That's not a bloody print. Also, you want old school
Speaker 2: bonfight print out Butcher's.
Speaker 1: Paper, But like what, we're not going to get in
Speaker 1: the Inus Career or the bloody Daily Telegraph.
Speaker 2: And I called the Courier and the data tells back
Speaker 2: to it. Do you do you have a local paper
Speaker 2: back home?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I used to do work placement at the local
Speaker 1: paper back home, the Forbes Advocate. I used to do.
Speaker 1: I used to do one day a week there instead
Speaker 1: of going to school.
Speaker 2: God say you can see the heckline now previous worker
Speaker 2: to Forbes Advocate.
Speaker 1: No, but it's awkward because I don't know anyone that
Speaker 1: works there anymore. I think all the journalists that were
Speaker 1: there when I was there of left side don't know.
Speaker 1: They probably hoping an even know who I am.
Speaker 2: Of course, Well, then let's ring them right now, Jenna
Speaker 2: with it's the number for Forbes Forbes Advocate, please call.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure my next
Speaker 1: door neighbor, Kathy is the adwork in reception still.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. If it's Kathy's answers, well, you know
Speaker 2: who you are, I represent you because that makes you
Speaker 2: sound bigger than you. You'd be my p a, right, just.
Speaker 1: Patching you don't call Kathy. I know, I don't I
Speaker 1: know her.
Speaker 2: That's that's what's another. It's six eight five two six
Speaker 2: eight OW Regional one eight zero zero Forbes Advocate. We
Speaker 2: want to get a two page bread now we have
Speaker 2: a mind with a little corner snippet right.
Speaker 6: Thank you for calling the Forbes Advocate Unfortunately you have
Speaker 6: called outside our business hours.
Speaker 1: Oh what about the Parks Champion Post.
Speaker 2: Then, Jenna Pass Champion Posts, get it up?
Speaker 1: What hope?
Speaker 2: What about the dish? Isn't that like a dish in
Speaker 2: that area?
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's in part, that's Parks Parks Champion Post
Speaker 1: paper in the area.
Speaker 2: Let me have a look.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd be happy with the fucking newsletter at
Speaker 1: this point.
Speaker 4: Should we try the Parks Champion Post?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, it is six eight six two.
Speaker 4: Two three two two.
Speaker 2: There wasn't nobody local boy stuck in a well and
Speaker 2: after four thirty we don't give a ship.
Speaker 6: Thank you for calling the Parks Championship. To help direct
Speaker 6: your call, please choose from the following options.
Speaker 1: For classified, it might actually make more sent one to
Speaker 1: pitch to them.
Speaker 6: For display and online advertising, Press two or for editorial
Speaker 6: please press three. Thank you for Christine Little Press one.
Speaker 6: For Greeves, Please press to Bowl Grieves.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is bow Grief? I think who votes?
Speaker 2: Bowed out? Votes for about Matt Christine?
Speaker 1: I don't know who either of I didn't work at
Speaker 1: this one. What's the paper called Champion Post?
Speaker 2: I've got a tip off for a great podcast. He
Speaker 2: was in the Oken game Boy you remember can I
Speaker 2: My name is Mitcham calling from Sydney. How are you?
Speaker 2: That's good? Hey, listen, I think I've got a good
Speaker 2: a good write up for you, maybe front page material.
Speaker 2: So I work at Kiss FM in Sydney, Big Smoke
Speaker 2: with Mitchell Coombs, who's a local parks boy, a local
Speaker 2: you know, like a pick a pig. You know him, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: Well I don't know that well. But he's quite got
Speaker 2: quite a big name in the city. He's making quite
Speaker 2: I represent him, you see, but I have never really
Speaker 2: met him or worked with him. But he's he's signed
Speaker 2: up with our agency, and I was thinking, he's just
Speaker 2: started this Gangbusters podcast. It's blowing up in the city.
Speaker 2: And it was just on Studio ten this morning on
Speaker 2: national television. He was on Spruce in it. And we
Speaker 2: had a meeting with him and his team today and
Speaker 2: all his team sat down and all ten of us
Speaker 2: are like, you know what, we should try and get
Speaker 2: him back where where his roots are from and get
Speaker 2: him a right up in the paper. He's blown up.
Speaker 7: We love we love doing stories about people. Love hearing
Speaker 7: about you know, the bog and gate boys or yeah,
Speaker 7: old players, old hockey players, whatever it may be.
Speaker 5: So I love hearing about that.
Speaker 2: Great. All right, well i'll give you my email. So
Speaker 2: it's it's Mitchell Dotchuri at gmail dot com.
Speaker 7: Was there a dot in mature, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So Mitchell dot Chury at gmail dot com. Well that's perfect,
Speaker 2: yeah for the same name.
Speaker 5: Okay, absolutely can get slightly emotions.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm down by the way. By the way, i
Speaker 2: host the podcast with him, so I actually do the
Speaker 2: show with him, so I'm.
Speaker 7: Sort of I'm going to check it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called a Couple of Mitches, so obviously Mitchell
Speaker 2: Cherry's Mitchell Combs, so yeah, on Instagram at couple of Mitches.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna check it out.
Speaker 2: If you need anything, I can send you some links
Speaker 2: and I can send you audio and photos in high
Speaker 2: definition if you want it, and we can we get
Speaker 2: it printed, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, And I'm actually the paper next week, so I
Speaker 5: can do whatever I want.
Speaker 2: Really, Okay, how much do I have to pay you
Speaker 2: to get front page? All right? All right, I'll send
Speaker 2: I'll send you a case and you know what I
Speaker 2: think is his great beautiful grandparents still live in bogging Gate,
Speaker 2: So I think they'll get a real they'll get a
Speaker 2: real kick out of it.
Speaker 7: Perfect, and that is our that's our target market, to
Speaker 7: be honest, the people that love these stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the oldest friends and.
Speaker 7: The daughters and sons, friends.
Speaker 2: And all that. Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 7: Absolutely get something in brilliant all right the next Tuesday
Speaker 7: or Friday's paper, Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 2: Let's do buzz double double spread up.
Speaker 7: I could even plug it on air Instagram, I.
Speaker 2: Think so to give us a tag and we'll reshare.
Speaker 2: Yeah sure, all right, well you would be out because
Speaker 2: we're doing front page, right, I've written that down front page.
Speaker 2: You've got my emails.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure I have a front page for Friday.
Speaker 2: Oh really.
Speaker 6: If you've got a.
Speaker 4: Picture, yeah, anything with good quality pictures doesn't have to
Speaker 4: be not the definition.
Speaker 6: But you know, people smiling, people in the many few
Speaker 6: people in them.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know it doesn't smile all
Speaker 2: the time. A big.
Speaker 7: You can be a big gun, that can be a
Speaker 7: that can be something all in itself count yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. There's the many signs to the bug
Speaker 2: and Gate boy. You know, alright, love a bit. You've
Speaker 2: got my email, you send it my way and we'll
Speaker 2: go from there.
Speaker 5: Okay, I will and look forward to it.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I appreciate it. You have a
Speaker 2: good day.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that. So my god, I'm thrilled.
Speaker 3: We we did it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on the cover of the Champions on.
Speaker 2: Both days, on Tuesday and Friday.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're really good at negotiating.
Speaker 3: I was hard assed too.
Speaker 2: She was a beer. I want to paid her a
Speaker 2: hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to start brainstorming the prank
Speaker 1: cause before you do them, rather than just diving in.
Speaker 1: Because you started by firstly saying your workplace, so you
Speaker 1: told the truth, and then you reverted back to a lie.
Speaker 1: I represent him. I never worked with him. It's like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking to me?
Speaker 2: Really went back and foot But it works.
Speaker 1: Are you in character or not?
Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: We made it well Now I do feel fulfilled. Studio
Speaker 1: ten and the Champion post.
Speaker 2: God, what's next?
Speaker 1: Sixty minutes?
Speaker 2: Imagine that lovely you print?
Speaker 1: Call them next week?
Speaker 2: Oh Sandra selling online? Get her on. Wow. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm just on such a high. I can't even think
Speaker 2: about what just happened. You're in the paper, Well I
Speaker 2: will be Also, is are we in the paper? Because
Speaker 2: I want to be in the paper, like that photo
Speaker 2: is gonna be of us?
Speaker 1: I can crop, Honey, I'm not sting you. I feel
Speaker 1: like I should return the favor and call your paper.
Speaker 1: Maybe next week it's something, not now, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm as good at negotiating like you are.
Speaker 1: Like that was a strong fucking pitch.
Speaker 2: Thank you for I get Can someone call for me?
Speaker 2: Where would we call? Jenna Liberal? Thank you? I reckon?
Speaker 2: You know what we even aim lower for me? We
Speaker 2: can talk about that data like school newsletter. I don't
Speaker 2: need paper, you know.
Speaker 1: That's just as exciting to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the school newsletters to beget it's all like we said,
Speaker 2: all the sporting kids, never drama boys.
Speaker 1: No, that's true. So where did you go to school?
Speaker 2: Will Awear high school? What is that funny? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well I'll call them, not now we've
Speaker 1: gone over time, but let's call them next week. I'll
Speaker 1: call your high school and be like, mate, Actually, it's
Speaker 1: probably more convincing if I'm a woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Hi, I'm terrees.
Speaker 1: I work for Argia Management and my client Mitch Churi.
Speaker 1: Ohs just anyway, we'll.
Speaker 2: Want impersonate my manager. Well done TV Press in one day.
Speaker 2: We ghastly, Jenna, this is our dream show.
Speaker 1: Oh what a weird podcast really was?
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. Leave us a five star review if
Speaker 2: you want. We have we're growing there. But you know,
Speaker 2: if you've got nothing else to do, tap five stars
Speaker 2: and write one. It means the world to us.
Speaker 1: And you can join our Facebook group and Enduring Idiots
Speaker 1: is where you can hang out. That's where that's where
Speaker 1: all our favorite listeners like to live. Next week, we've
Speaker 1: got another guest host joining us, so looking forward to that.
Speaker 2: It'll be fun.
Speaker 1: That's it, frustman out Hey, we'll catch you next week.
Speaker 2: So listening by is it just me?
Speaker 1: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 1: podcast app.
Speaker 3: I'll follow on Spotify.
Speaker 1: I was fucking kidding when I said it's just that's
Speaker 1: it for now.
Speaker 3: We're silly full.
Speaker 5: Out.
Speaker 1: This is add brief. The bonus segment on the end
Speaker 1: if you've ever heard it, sorry, the secret segment on
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 2: Oh that's Bao. Bao just tweeted out, I'm resigned. From
Speaker 2: the gazette. Well we knew that because he didn't answer. Far.
Speaker 1: We keep this segment a secret because it's a little
Speaker 1: bit embarrassing, like we just carry on and go rogue.
Speaker 1: There's nothing planned, so it's not our best work, which
Speaker 1: is why we keep it hidden for you guys only.
Speaker 2: But sometimes it is. This is where the Studio tenn
Speaker 2: inception happened.
Speaker 1: That's true, it did.
Speaker 2: Our best bits come from?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 2: Was Bliind's in this bit?
Speaker 1: No, that was as we're wrapping up the show.
Speaker 2: Oh right, the best bits happened in the non planned moments.
Speaker 1: I can't believe Sarah Harris brought up the blinds thing.
Speaker 2: Mitch in the benum with the blood pressure say, blions
Speaker 2: got She is a real like just talent, isn't she?
Speaker 2: She's so down to earth, you know, and keeps that
Speaker 2: show going and just angers the shit out of it.
Speaker 1: Unlike carry Anne. I'm not impressed, Kenniley.
Speaker 2: Like Carriyanna, how are you making money off that? Kenny?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you know how tempted I was.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say this normally, but because it's a secret
Speaker 1: segment only that you guys can keep this on.
Speaker 2: Of course, you know how.
Speaker 1: Tempted I was to say, Oh, I don't know, kerry Ane,
Speaker 1: what's your business plan now that you've been made with Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because she I'm pretty sure this could be her last
Speaker 1: week or maybe last two weeks on Studio ten. It
Speaker 1: was announced recently that she was part of the redundancy cuts.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So weird.
Speaker 1: She's thrilling us about how are you going to make
Speaker 1: money on a podcast and what's your business plan?
Speaker 2: Jesus, so we made history. We were in one of
Speaker 2: the last interviews of Kerriyenne's career.
Speaker 1: Now shall be back?
Speaker 2: Will she?
Speaker 1: I don't know, on Sky or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, yeah, I wouldn't surprise.
Speaker 1: But yes, don't be offended. I'm telling you that's just her.
Speaker 1: That's what she's like.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not that offended. Really, listening back, it was
Speaker 2: more awkward than it felt, maybe because you're on a
Speaker 2: for those who have done television in retrospect those listening
Speaker 2: probably not many people have. But it just sort of happens,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. Then it's done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty shit that really flew by. It was
Speaker 1: weird because it was on Zoom. The first time I
Speaker 1: did a live across the studio ten. Yeah, they sent
Speaker 1: the camera crew out, and I still haven't watched it
Speaker 1: because I went upstairs and I said to someone in
Speaker 1: the office, how was it, and they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: the delay was so awkward. It was like you were
Speaker 1: fucking an international correspondent in like Bay route. Oh, and
Speaker 1: there was some satellite delay where it was like, Hi, Mitch,
Speaker 1: thanks for joining us.
Speaker 2: It's great to be here.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently it was quite awkward, and so I still
Speaker 1: haven't watched it because I've been told that it was
Speaker 1: a bit awkward the delay, but that was over zoom
Speaker 1: and it was fine. Yeah, it was barely delay at all.
Speaker 2: I honestly didn't feel a delay. And we only had
Speaker 2: one AirPod in each We were sharing it like a
Speaker 2: couple on a flight. We just had one AirPod in each.
Speaker 7: Year.
Speaker 1: I would never share AirPods on a flight.
Speaker 2: No, I have one of those pod splitters. You sort
Speaker 2: of plug it in then you split the earphones.
Speaker 1: Even that sounds shit. Just listen to your own thing,
Speaker 1: try the talk or don't. Yeah, you're listen to the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 2: I'm the only one with this issue.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 2: You're both very single, So.
Speaker 1: Oh god, if I ever got in a relationship with
Speaker 1: someone that wanted to share AirPods. No, I would be
Speaker 1: just livid. I'd be like, how did I get a here?
Speaker 2: Mine are very waxy as well.
Speaker 1: No, but like, I'm assuming you split them. Hayden's got
Speaker 1: his own, Yeah, why can't you just listen to his
Speaker 1: own fucking music because you for.
Speaker 2: Watching a movie or something.
Speaker 1: It's okay. That different.
Speaker 2: And with AirPods now you can only have one in
Speaker 2: because I think you can split too, you can connect
Speaker 2: two devices now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't have the attention span for films,
Speaker 1: And so if I was sharing AirPods with someone on
Speaker 1: a flight, I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: feel rude and be like, can we fucking not get
Speaker 1: rid of if?
Speaker 2: I also don't have Wi Fi at my place still?
Speaker 2: And it's been a month in a couple of days, really, yeah,
Speaker 2: no Wi Fi? Can you believe?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you didn't in fact check me on
Speaker 1: Studio ten by the way, I said you moved out
Speaker 1: two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was it two weeks. I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I think it's a month. We moved in on the
Speaker 2: seventh and yeah, almost we get there. This will probably
Speaker 2: this will be out on the seventh. So there's been
Speaker 2: a month when you're hearing this, Genna, Why don't you
Speaker 2: have a drink of that cheese milky?
Speaker 7: Mate?
Speaker 3: No, it's okay, No, it's all good.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how long she ran with it.
Speaker 2: Did you know what did you think was happening? Did
Speaker 2: you think you were having a stroke?
Speaker 4: At first, I thought you were joking, but then you
Speaker 4: all went along with it, and I thought, oh, my
Speaker 4: memory is playing tricks with me again.
Speaker 2: She thought you were me and having memory issues.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she really is just the queen of fucking
Speaker 1: fake it till you make it, isn't she. She rocks
Speaker 1: up here every week unprepared and just kind of goes
Speaker 1: with the flow to the point where she just commits
Speaker 1: to shoot like that and goes, all right, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm hand churning cheese today.
Speaker 4: But then you were going on about Instagram messages and stuff,
Speaker 4: and I thought, what did I do?
Speaker 2: We really layered the line, didn't we. Yes, have you
Speaker 2: ever handshurned anything in your life?
Speaker 1: I don't know what hands. I don't think you shake
Speaker 1: it up in a bottle, though I had, of course, not.
Speaker 2: I have hand I've made better than myself. It's very easy.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: You just get milk and and you shake it until
Speaker 2: the milk you shake it. Yeah, you do shake it,
Speaker 2: but like you churn it, like I don't know what
Speaker 2: that means. Churning is like the best pressure involved. Like
Speaker 2: they used to put it in wooden barrels, cut a
Speaker 2: hole on the top and then I push a stick
Speaker 2: in and that would like like a French press coffee machine.
Speaker 2: You do that and you turn it into butter. So
Speaker 2: thanks for that, Jenna.
Speaker 1: I'm still so confused.
Speaker 2: That's fine, don't worry. Well, we won't do it again.
Speaker 2: It's fine, we'll never do it again.
Speaker 1: Please don't.
Speaker 2: I have exhausted for the spoiled guys. Confusion.
Speaker 1: What time did you get up?
Speaker 2: Six thirty? But I got I fell asleep at one thirty.
Speaker 2: I didn't get home until midnight. I was working at twelve.
Speaker 1: I know, But then you were here for half an
Speaker 1: hour and you went back home again.
Speaker 2: I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 1: I didn't tossing and carry gaming.
Speaker 2: How are you gonna make money? How are you gonna
Speaker 2: make money? How are you gonna make money? Hovering over
Speaker 2: business plan? What's your business plan?
Speaker 1: What's with that? You know what we should have said,
Speaker 1: We'd be like Kerry and I'm glad you asked business plans, right,
Speaker 1: he just got the Yeah, it's got our summary here
Speaker 1: and our total earnings so far have been the square
Speaker 1: root of fuck all.
Speaker 3: Cac.
Speaker 2: I wonder what she would have said. We could not
Speaker 2: have made a redundancy joke. They would have pulled us
Speaker 2: from the air, although there was no delay, so it
Speaker 2: would have made great TV.
Speaker 1: And they don't have a dump system, I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 1: so they have to just run with it. Like if
Speaker 1: someone swears or whatever on TV, it's too late. It's
Speaker 1: already out there if you look up on Google or something.
Speaker 1: Can you play that through this through the system? Studio
Speaker 1: ten swearing live and I don't know because I know
Speaker 1: it's happened before. And TV like Live TV, even Sunrise,
Speaker 1: they don't have that situation where you can just dump,
Speaker 1: like kiss the fame came.
Speaker 2: Would they not put it in even a ten second?
Speaker 2: Ten seconds? Nothing?
Speaker 4: But like even the other week Christina Knew was on
Speaker 4: the project and swore really yeah.
Speaker 1: The Bachelor of Australia. Love has been on the mind of.
Speaker 2: The Bachelor's Australia drops f one Morning TV. It's a
Speaker 2: nine minute audio.
Speaker 1: I remember writing about this or someone in.
Speaker 2: The comments seven sixteen is what you've come for? Those people? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what legends? Let's do.
Speaker 1: I'll just leave it with a simple one. Sucking dog.
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 3: We cannot play that on TV.
Speaker 2: Girl, wrap things up.
Speaker 1: Do not missus not live?
Speaker 7: This is sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't watch TV.
Speaker 3: Right much take away.
Speaker 1: I think is right up to this.
Speaker 2: Or they look pissed off too.
Speaker 1: Well, she was a bit attitude. I don't watch TV.
Speaker 2: H that was yeah, who is in the background? This
Speaker 2: is studio ten, ladies.
Speaker 1: I think that was the che bishop was. Imagine if
Speaker 1: we said those exact words to carry in though fucking dog?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all the comments the acc has got.
Speaker 2: But you wouldn't get in trouble for that, would you?
Speaker 2: Or you would you get fine?
Speaker 1: I think it's no fault of their own. Really.
Speaker 2: I've let f bum slip out on the air sometimes
Speaker 2: I've let one in a call. I didn't notice it
Speaker 2: and I just shuffled along very quickly. Anyway, there's Kerry Anne.
Speaker 2: She says, I do love you both.
Speaker 1: No, she said, I hate you, I love you at
Speaker 1: Mitchchury not sure about the girl though, love Mitchell Kum
Speaker 1: Mitch Chury, no good.
Speaker 2: Dying Hell Joe Hilda Brand love you both. And Bishops
Speaker 2: so funny, even the fat one. They're all just coming
Speaker 2: through hot and heavy.
Speaker 1: Norelda Jones, Norelda Jacob Nolda.
Speaker 2: Jacobs just says one word fantastic. That's nice.
Speaker 1: So I found this TikTok challenge that I want you
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, you know I've been getting you to
Speaker 1: do them in a d D. Briefly there was this.
Speaker 1: There was the try laugh without smiling challenge.
Speaker 2: Which viral.
Speaker 3: I thought it was fun.
Speaker 2: They neither did my sims one.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, we're just not going to do it
Speaker 1: anymore because they didn't go viral A fun fun You.
Speaker 2: Put up a photo in your car, got poot on
Speaker 2: by a bird a million vis. What oh, I'll dry
Speaker 2: my hair million vis stupid algorithm.
Speaker 1: We won't do it, then do it.
Speaker 2: I want to do it. I want to do I
Speaker 2: have and I want to do it all right.
Speaker 1: Well, anyone if you spot a TikTok challenge that you
Speaker 1: want either of us to do, yeah, add brief is
Speaker 1: where it all happens, they shoot it on through.
Speaker 2: I wanted to do the Wop dance, but unless you
Speaker 2: nominate it, then I won't do it. Do it. I'm
Speaker 2: too tired to do it. Actually I should have brought
Speaker 2: it up. Oh you couldn't do it. So I'm still
Speaker 2: on a fucking high from getting you in the body
Speaker 2: Ptudora Advocate or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: Advocate the Parks Championships.
Speaker 2: Parks champion Post.
Speaker 1: Are you feeling good? What would you do if I
Speaker 1: took this opportunity and then I use the paper to
Speaker 1: plug this snitty committee my other podcast?
Speaker 2: I would I would leave, I'd resign. I would God,
Speaker 2: I would resign. You change all the branding just Mitch,
Speaker 2: not a couple, just the Mitches, just one Mitch, no plural.
Speaker 1: Have you other thought about what you would do if
Speaker 1: I was away one week?
Speaker 2: Me? Of course?
Speaker 1: What would you do?
Speaker 2: Not just getting a filling house? I've got many celebrity
Speaker 2: friends if I could come on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, what about all the things I do?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I mean other than jumping in your brain and actually
Speaker 1: physically speaking your words for you, I do everything around it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have to edit though, I'm smart enough to
Speaker 2: record in one go.
Speaker 1: Not barely yet it anymore?
Speaker 2: Anyway, Oh shit, that's Julian Morris. Should we put her on?
Speaker 2: Why is she calling for the mask singer? She's calling
Speaker 2: for my show? Can we Why did you.
Speaker 1: Not think to tell us?
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 1: Oh well, ask her if she wants to be on
Speaker 1: our podcast while she's here.
Speaker 2: No, she will, but I have to do some radio
Speaker 2: chat final fast.
Speaker 1: I'll fast forwarded all that shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, Anthony, Oh is this Julia really is?
Speaker 3: Oh jesus, you're normally.
Speaker 2: There's like a PR person who speaks first in US.
Speaker 2: Don't swear at Julia, don't be rude to the celebrities,
Speaker 2: don't save any f word. But jeez, are you doing
Speaker 2: Are you doing the PR work off your own iPhone? Julia?
Speaker 7: Do you know what Anthony has been working? Like crazy person?
Speaker 7: Just like six this morning?
Speaker 5: I take a load.
Speaker 7: I d my fingers a dollar number.
Speaker 2: Look at you so down to earth and real. Ellen
Speaker 2: could never Ellen would never be able.
Speaker 7: To find the number on the email.
Speaker 2: She would Hey, listen, can I quickly add my co
Speaker 2: host in for my podcast? You might having a little
Speaker 2: extra chap for us absolutely. God, you're good. His name's
Speaker 2: Mitch as well. There's two mitches here.
Speaker 1: Hi, Sureliah. How are you squat?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm in vintage form, to be honest,
Speaker 7: I'm so jolly good now that all the secrets are out.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great. I'm sorry to just chime in here,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to let you know that my
Speaker 1: bloody came to a few of your shows and I've
Speaker 1: actually stolen one of your jokes and kind of claimed
Speaker 1: it as my own.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: So you came out on the LOGI stage once and
Speaker 1: you just said, oh, she's gotten so thin? Can you
Speaker 1: stand it? And I've kind of taken the phrase can
Speaker 1: you stand it? And I say it all the time,
Speaker 1: to the point that my Instagram and followers will comment
Speaker 1: on my photo it's like, oh can you stand it?
Speaker 1: They think it's my thing, but I fucking sotole it
Speaker 1: from UTU. Do you know what?
Speaker 7: Nothing is news? Someone back in the eighteen hundreds was like,
Speaker 7: can you totally stand it? You know, it's all wards
Speaker 7: everybody said before, whether it's in that order or not.
Speaker 7: I'm just like, share a share, Yeah, yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2: That's what Captain Cook would have said when he landed
Speaker 2: in Colnelly, how can you stand I loved it?
Speaker 7: Can you imagine? It will get me around a bed
Speaker 7: along time?
Speaker 2: That's a compliment? What is the imitation? Is the highest
Speaker 2: form of flattery? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolute?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I couldn't dig it more. And also there's very few
Speaker 7: people who can actually stand it, so it's.
Speaker 2: It's quite literal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just my favorite. It's such a mood like,
Speaker 1: oh God, can you stand it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Do you hear me say that all the time? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: He does say it all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He almost used it as like a compliment to him,
Speaker 2: like you look good. He's like, can you stand it?
Speaker 2: Like it's very versatile.
Speaker 7: Catch the slice of me is what I'm thinking as well.
Speaker 7: You just got to do it. I mean twenty twenty.
Speaker 7: It really feels like it keeps bushing up another whole
Speaker 7: level of can you stand it? Stand it?
Speaker 2: That'd be a good name for the next stand up
Speaker 2: special Jewels. Can you stand it?
Speaker 7: Absolutely well? I've got I'm ready to go. There's a
Speaker 7: tour coming up that just keep getting postponed with everything
Speaker 7: in the government, Like three people can be together at
Speaker 7: any one time, right, do you have a.
Speaker 1: Date a lot in that or is it still all
Speaker 1: just tentative.
Speaker 7: Well, it was meant to. I mean, I'm meant to
Speaker 7: be on the road as we speak. So it definitely
Speaker 7: looks like early in that first lockdown that it just
Speaker 7: simply wasn't going to be possible, particularly with close all
Speaker 7: the theaters and trilover when you're in Melbourne, right, Yeah,
Speaker 7: So we handballed it on until May, and I'm crossing
Speaker 7: everything that we are going to be returning to some
Speaker 7: sort of normality by May.
Speaker 5: I mean who would know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like May, that's not too absurd. I've
Speaker 1: seen some billboards advertising like musicals like Frozen in Sydney
Speaker 1: starts in November and I'm like, babe, not going to happen.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Back to your castle past.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just not even post.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 7: The other thing is, you know, the government very kindly
Speaker 7: to give the art community a break because I said, no,
Speaker 7: you can open the theater, but you can only have
Speaker 7: twenty five twenty five percent capacity, And if you're playing
Speaker 7: to twenty five percent of a house, what you're actually
Speaker 7: doing is you are physically personally paying for the seventy
Speaker 7: five percent of the sea to entertainer.
Speaker 1: Of the boothel not worse.
Speaker 7: I don't really see how that mass works out. How's
Speaker 7: that helping us.
Speaker 2: Have them over to your house for a body of
Speaker 2: dinner be cheaper?
Speaker 7: I could send food around everybody's house, it'd be cheaper.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know what though, because our podcast, Mitch like,
Speaker 1: we're very happy with the amount of listeners we get.
Speaker 1: But it's not exactly setting the world on fire. We
Speaker 1: just just fucking like rent out the Opera House and
Speaker 1: just claim that, oh we would love to have had
Speaker 1: the full house, but we have it. It's a strict
Speaker 1: limit twenty five capacity.
Speaker 2: But really that's all we can. I feel actually really smart.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 7: That's actually really smart. Live at the opera houses with
Speaker 7: three people in seats.
Speaker 3: It's all we could do. It's all we could do.
Speaker 1: We know, Julia Morris, I actually saw you at the
Speaker 1: Opera House and bloody hell, I got like the nosebleed
Speaker 1: seats up the back. They sold out so quick. Oh
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 7: Well, the Opera House is such a beautiful venue, and
Speaker 7: I think not only does it have obviously an incredible
Speaker 7: mailing list of people who want to see things at
Speaker 7: the Opera House because every time you step out, it
Speaker 7: totally feels like the best night out and ever. And
Speaker 7: every time I get down there, I think, why am
Speaker 7: I not here all the time? Yeah, you feel like
Speaker 7: you're living in a postcard. It's so borious and it's
Speaker 7: always in honor to perform there. There's no two ways
Speaker 7: about it. You know it's such a great venue.
Speaker 2: Well, we can't wait to have you back on our stages.
Speaker 2: You're on our screens. Mar Singer, we love you. Julia Morris,
Speaker 2: thank you for coming on Double Trouble.
Speaker 3: Can you stand it?
Speaker 7: I got It's my mid squared.
Speaker 2: We love it. Thanks Jules, thanks to you, and now
Speaker 2: you can hang up your own call. You've got to
Speaker 2: move on to the next. You hope you're getting paid
Speaker 2: for this pr work.
Speaker 7: It's way too groovy. Can you believed my own numbers?
Speaker 7: I'm really down.
Speaker 2: Jewels.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Love you guys, thanks for including me.
Speaker 1: I gotta do this more often. Just hang around your
Speaker 1: studio and listening to Deck.
Speaker 2: That's all I do. They get along with him more
Speaker 2: than they do me. At least you know you know
Speaker 2: about her. I didn't know any of those things about
Speaker 2: her stand up for Can you.
Speaker 1: Just start like letting me know every guest you have on,
Speaker 1: because I feel like in many cases I give more
Speaker 1: of a fuck about them than you.
Speaker 4: And I actually say that I did about She won
Speaker 4: a singing reality show.
Speaker 1: Yes, like I didn't even have to research her. I
Speaker 1: just had all these things I wanted to say.
Speaker 2: But most of the people I get a musicians, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't give a shit, like who like Caigo? What would
Speaker 2: you ask Kigo if he came on?
Speaker 1: Oh Caigo? Didn't he bloody bring Whitney Houston back from
Speaker 1: the dead. That must have been nice. What was it
Speaker 1: like working with Selena Gomez?
Speaker 2: Very true? I don't need help. I'm fine with a musos.
Speaker 2: It's just when these people come on, you know, can
Speaker 2: you stand it? She loved that too. What a compliment
Speaker 2: that was?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I had to tell her you do say that all
Speaker 2: the time?
Speaker 1: Id it?
Speaker 2: We would remember we went on that road trip and
Speaker 2: you hit that old woman when I can you stand it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't really think that's an approverate thing
Speaker 2: to say you've hit the woman. Anyway, we should go.
Speaker 2: It's been a big day. I'm delusional, I'm tired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should go.
Speaker 2: I'm not making sense and I have a national broadcasted
Speaker 2: show to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, you haven't mentioned that nice sympathy.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Shut up, general, make your turn
Speaker 2: butter for real, shut up?
Speaker 1: Goodness, what do you mean nice sympathy? What do you
Speaker 1: want me to say?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Your poor thing? We should go. I'll buy your dinner
Speaker 2: for free of them.
Speaker 3: Why would I do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I need to have a nap. I
Speaker 2: might have a nap in the green room where that
Speaker 2: we hold the celebrities.
Speaker 1: Ah, you're doing that thing?
Speaker 2: What thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've told you about this. But
Speaker 1: over on my other podcast, Schnitty Committee, I've started calling
Speaker 1: Talita out for this thing that she always does. Right,
Speaker 1: we're about to oh, she verbal. She just starts thinking
Speaker 1: out loud, like I'll be like, all right, guys, thanks
Speaker 1: so much for listening. We'll catch you back, catch you
Speaker 1: back next week. And She'll be like, I really need
Speaker 1: to get my Roots three done. And I'm like, babe,
Speaker 1: keep it to yourself. And you're there going, oh, might
Speaker 1: I have a nap in the green room.
Speaker 2: That's a thought, yeah, but that that is topical to
Speaker 2: me being tired doing my radio show.
Speaker 1: But we're rapping.
Speaker 2: I know it's ad debrief. We've already wrapped. This is
Speaker 2: the loose wrap.
Speaker 1: It's not like you've mentioned that you're tired one hundred times.
Speaker 2: Listening here, Jenna, I added, you do the opener. I
Speaker 2: can remove you just as easy. Back. Next week there
Speaker 2: is a special guest host, but we won't say much
Speaker 2: more on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, surprise, surprise, not if you wanting more.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll see then. If you haven't seen the footage
Speaker 2: of Studio ten, it is on our on our socials
Speaker 2: at a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Yes, you got to go check out Mitchell's facial expression
Speaker 1: when fucking Kerry am with basically just like grilling him
Speaker 1: about his business plan.
Speaker 2: It was tragic. That's like on a Celebrity Apprentice when
Speaker 2: Mark Boris is always like, and what will you do
Speaker 2: to get investors? You know, Julian Morris once that idea,
Speaker 2: that's not that doesn't relate to any of the singing
Speaker 2: questions though. Anyway, I've seen you next week, guys, Bye,
Speaker 2: thanks for listening. See I