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Speaker 1: Jam mission with Jones and Amanda Well.

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Speaker 2: She's one of the biggest names in comedy in Australia

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Speaker 2: and New Zealand. She's have you been paying attention royalty

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Speaker 2: and thrilled to say she has a brand new live

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Speaker 2: show on its way. It's called It's Personal. She is

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Speaker 2: called Ursula Carlson and Hello.

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Speaker 3: Wow, good morning.

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Speaker 4: How are you very well?

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Speaker 2: How are things going in New Zealand? What's happening lockdown wise?

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Speaker 4: What stage are you at?

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you where we are.

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Speaker 5: I'm looking at the two of you sitting there next

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Speaker 5: to each other and it gives them heart palpitations.

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Speaker 3: That's where we are. We are still in lockdown.

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Speaker 5: I think it's day ninety three for us, right, but

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Speaker 5: they said yesterday, on the fifteenth of December, we'll be

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Speaker 5: able to travel out of Auckland again, which is very

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Speaker 5: happy news for me and my mum, who came over

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Speaker 5: ninety three or ninety four days ago for a two

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Speaker 5: week visit.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Wow, she came from South Africa.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, No, No, she lives in christ right. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: In that time while she hasn't.

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Speaker 5: Been home because she was supposed to move in the

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Speaker 5: middle of it, so she had to her stuff was

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Speaker 5: moved out of her house, so her whole move everything

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Speaker 5: happened without her being there, so it was quite stressful.

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Speaker 1: I must say, your hair, your hair is on point.

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Speaker 1: You look fantastic. Your hair looks great.

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Speaker 2: You know what, This is.

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Speaker 5: Weird thing because I'm so gray and now I'm in

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Speaker 5: that weird sort of middle bit where you know, sort

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Speaker 5: of when you go gray, completely gray, and now all

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Speaker 5: these women around me go, I'm just.

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Speaker 3: Going to embrace the gray, and I'm like, oh no,

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Speaker 3: one of you will crack.

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Speaker 5: And color your hair as soon as we get out

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Speaker 5: of this thing and ruin it.

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Speaker 3: For the rest of us, we're either all in it

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Speaker 3: or none of us is in it.

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Speaker 4: That's what happened to.

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Speaker 3: Look like the old lunch lady and the.

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Speaker 2: Rest of us like a troll under the bridge, and

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Speaker 2: everyone else is glam.

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Speaker 4: That's what happened here. Everyone was embracing the gray.

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Speaker 2: Then the minute the salon's open, we said stuff that, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you can't.

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Speaker 3: It's like it's like saying I'm going bushy with the eyebrows.

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Speaker 5: No, no, just because you know, they the whole slogan

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Speaker 5: for this pandemic, because we're in this together. The only

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Speaker 5: thing together is my eyebrows.

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Speaker 1: And you know lockdown better than anyone. You know everything

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Speaker 1: about hotel quarantine. How many times have you been in

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Speaker 1: hotel quarantine.

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Speaker 5: Now, actual hotel quarantine four times, once in Sydney, once

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Speaker 5: in Melbourne, and then twice in Auckland.

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Speaker 3: And I just want to say the food and.

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Speaker 5: Melbourne was superior to any of the other places. And

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Speaker 5: but I mean, overall, I just think those people, people

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Speaker 5: who work in the quarantine facilities, I take my hat

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Speaker 5: off to them, because you're only dealing with hostile people

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Speaker 5: for two weeks every day of you there's no one.

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Speaker 3: That goes in there and go, this is going to

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Speaker 3: be amazing.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I kind of like going into quarantine and

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Speaker 5: even I was like on edge because you're nervous the

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Speaker 5: whole time. You don't know who else is in there,

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Speaker 5: you know, and you can hear people get frustrated. So

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Speaker 5: I just I take my hat off to those people.

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Speaker 5: I didn't even complain if I couldn't recognize the food.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, you know what, I went to boarding school.

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Speaker 5: I'll eat it.

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Speaker 4: It was a shoe.

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Speaker 2: But still some catch up. Let's tell us about it's personal. Obviously,

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of fodder since we last saw you.

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Speaker 2: What what stuff are you going to play with?

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Speaker 5: Well? I do want to go more personal with my

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Speaker 5: own life because I never really talk about my own

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Speaker 5: personal stuff, you know, I never put it out on

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Speaker 5: social media. I don't put anything on social media. And

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Speaker 5: I think we're sort of getting to a point where

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Speaker 5: we are robbing each other as human beings of just

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Speaker 5: having one on one conversations with each other, because you

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Speaker 5: don't need to anymore.

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Speaker 3: It's all on Facebook.

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Speaker 5: If you try and bring up a conversation with a friend,

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Speaker 5: they go, yeah, I saw it on Facebook, or yeah

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Speaker 5: I saw it on a TikTok story, and you're like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 5: so we don't.

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Speaker 3: Actually need to talk anymore. You just got to go

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Speaker 3: did you see on Facebook?

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Speaker 5: Ga?

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Speaker 3: I did? And this is why we're drinking harder, because

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Speaker 3: we have nothing to talk about, you know.

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Speaker 5: I think we need to strip it back and have

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Speaker 5: personal conversations with each other, you know, just just one

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Speaker 5: on one type thing where we can just get back

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Speaker 5: to good old gossip and good oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Have you heard?

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Speaker 5: Because we don't have that anymore, and we're all about

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Speaker 5: reading it or seeing it online.

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Speaker 3: So but I do you know?

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Speaker 5: Because now with COVID, were have all this you know,

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Speaker 5: personal space. People need to stay away from you one.

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Speaker 3: And a half meters to two meters. You know, my body,

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Speaker 3: my choice.

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Speaker 5: If you're getting the vaccine, people are very aware of

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Speaker 5: their personal stuff. And I mean, you know that's up

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Speaker 5: to you if you're getting vaccinated or not.

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Speaker 3: But just ask yourself this. You don't want to share

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Speaker 3: your vaccination status.

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Speaker 5: But if I had a vicious infestation of head lives,

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Speaker 5: would you want to know?

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Speaker 3: Because that's also a medical thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a very good question.

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Speaker 6: And you've got and do you and were your hair

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Speaker 6: as good as it looks?

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Speaker 3: Is long?

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Speaker 4: You've got two young children, so from now you may yeah.

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Speaker 5: But although they're say with COVID, because of all the lockdown,

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Speaker 5: once may have died out.

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Speaker 3: Wow, because kids spend so.

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Speaker 5: Much time away from each other that there's no more transmission.

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Speaker 5: See this is how vaccines were. There's no more transmission.

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Speaker 5: So now the headlights is just gone.

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Speaker 6: Look to the head lies.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's one good thing.

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Speaker 6: Look to the headlines. It's always silver lining. It's great

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Speaker 6: to see you. We're looking forward to seeing your show.

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Speaker 4: Your hair, silver lining.

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Speaker 6: Ay see what Amanda did that.

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Speaker 1: You can get your tickets to Ursula's show at live

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Speaker 1: nation dot com dot au.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for being a ray of sunshine.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for having me on your show.

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Speaker 4: We'll see you in the flesh next year. Yes yes please,

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Speaker 4: yes please.

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Speaker 2: Thank you and Amanda's