Speaker 1: Just hosted the Black couple of minches. Hello, yeah, yelese.
Speaker 2: Yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 1: How dare you leak our company secrets?
Speaker 2: That's like the newest hiary at KFC walking out with
Speaker 2: a megaphone and going oregano set head Now he is
Speaker 2: Uli and Michull coups. Hello, yeah, hallo Yeah, getting close
Speaker 2: to the end. I can feel it, you can smell it.
Speaker 2: The end is nine of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Of the pod Yeah, don't ask me how many episodes
Speaker 1: are left, because apparently I can't count.
Speaker 2: We're very little, very few. Price keeper jenees here, of course,
Speaker 2: hol h.
Speaker 1: Am I right in saying that, including this episode, which
Speaker 1: people are yet to consume, it will be actually four.
Speaker 3: Wait what's this episode?
Speaker 1: Two? Three two fifty two three four five, Yes, because
Speaker 1: I'm not counting this episode as complete, we just bloody start.
Speaker 1: So now we can.
Speaker 2: Say we've got FOURFTUR episode four episodes to go, including
Speaker 2: the one you're currently in your ears direct.
Speaker 1: We've actually got an announcement in this episode about something
Speaker 1: we plan to do in one of those remaining episodes.
Speaker 2: The bucket list tics continue running very much. Do times
Speaker 2: ticken dog it is? Are wet?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say we have an announcement because last time
Speaker 1: we had a fucking announcement it wasn't good, was it.
Speaker 1: I promise idiots, you will actually enjoy this one. You will.
Speaker 1: It's a good one.
Speaker 2: I think you will enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Also on today's episode, another round of will it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I'm not across what this one is?
Speaker 1: An out of the box food concoction?
Speaker 2: Where did this come from? For you?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Not will it? We know why we've done it. We've
Speaker 2: done well, We've done will it blend, We've done willet cream.
Speaker 1: It's weird food experiments. So what's the question?
Speaker 2: The question is why where did was this inspired from?
Speaker 1: I actually don't even have an answer. My mind just
Speaker 1: works in weird fucking ways.
Speaker 2: We know that. Yeah, yeah, all right, well I can't
Speaker 2: wait excited And you also have like an eski behind you,
Speaker 2: and there is there's there's briefcases and it looks like
Speaker 2: you're off to hogwarts all the food suitcases and trunks.
Speaker 1: That's all the food in the kitchen talent? Have you really? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well I'm excited for will it? This
Speaker 2: is the final.
Speaker 1: Will it safe to say yes, probably will be. I
Speaker 1: don't imagine we're going to bring it back in the
Speaker 1: in the last four episode.
Speaker 2: We need to really tick things off the bucket list
Speaker 2: because we're running out of time. Yeah, what else is
Speaker 2: there on the bucket list? When John have a quick look,
Speaker 2: a little little read through it.
Speaker 1: Okay, another napt pen pot episode, longest episode ever. That's
Speaker 1: what we're going to aim to do in the final episode.
Speaker 1: That'd be good. Kate lane Brook as a guest one
Speaker 1: last time, Aidan suggested that literally next episode, that's going
Speaker 1: to be happening.
Speaker 2: We've got radio television star kateling Brook, so that's going.
Speaker 1: To be happening on Monday's episode. But Dan's stress we
Speaker 1: would normally take an you call on that episode. We're
Speaker 1: going to move that to Wednesday. We're going to clear
Speaker 1: the runway for Kate shuffling the decks. Yes, an episode
Speaker 1: with Steven, said Sarah tick Dick, another roving report from
Speaker 1: Oscar Tick. Thank you, Katie. Give ben Ford his teatowel.
Speaker 1: Jake suggested, funk I got to get on that.
Speaker 2: I was talking him this week too. I should have
Speaker 2: done it.
Speaker 1: I could just post it to him or something.
Speaker 2: I know where he lives.
Speaker 1: I'll just drop it off do yeah, Oh easy, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll just drop it off out it with no context.
Speaker 1: For context though the teatowel he tweeted me around the
Speaker 1: time of the bog and Gate video that went viral
Speaker 1: in twenty fifteen. Cheusing knew me as the work experienced kid.
Speaker 1: He was like, can you grab me one of those
Speaker 1: tea tawls you mentioned in the video. I was like,
Speaker 1: of course, I can do that.
Speaker 2: Seems like a really I don't think he'll remember.
Speaker 1: He probably won't. I'll have to fucking screenshot the tweet
Speaker 1: when I see him to send it to him yet.
Speaker 1: Lana suggested the life on Cut Girls. As guests on
Speaker 1: this podcast, you'll pick up co hosts.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're my former co host, so that won't.
Speaker 1: Be happening for Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, no, I honestly just don't think that's going to
Speaker 2: happen with timing.
Speaker 1: Yes, was Lana, Sorry, John Lord's sending us off? Thank you,
Speaker 1: Emily Tie. Can we finally get me playing the violin?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Jack Tick go into a smashroom. Matt suggested
Speaker 1: that Tic.
Speaker 2: Tick, well, we are doing well, We're doing well, all right,
Speaker 2: we're making.
Speaker 1: A Peter wanted jen A on mom more time she
Speaker 1: did a little message for it. Sure that that's okay.
Speaker 1: Olivia wanted more talk back teams moments tick.
Speaker 2: We did that. We're getting through it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are getting through it.
Speaker 2: Actually, there's one more thing on the bucket list that
Speaker 2: you haven't said, Mitch. Yeah, well, actually, why don't we
Speaker 2: just do it now? Why don't we just get it
Speaker 2: over and done with?
Speaker 1: You want to tick something off now? Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 2: It won't be quick, but it certainly will be enjoyed. Sure,
Speaker 2: all right, it's your first time listening. Welcome to It
Speaker 2: is just me. Every show we start the same way.
Speaker 2: Something we've noticed, something we hate, her appreciate. Mitch doesn't
Speaker 2: know mine, I don't know Mitch's. We jump in, sure
Speaker 2: go Bradley, Is it just me? Is it time Dot
Speaker 2: Wiggins made a comeback on the podcast? Because she's here now,
Speaker 2: you will not believe this.
Speaker 1: You're right, Katie did suggest that for the buck list
Speaker 1: one loves cut up with Dot Wigan.
Speaker 2: Well, she's here. I have a pssiatrist's next door to
Speaker 2: Pepsi Palace, and she said she messaged me, hilarious message
Speaker 2: me and it was just like you know when you
Speaker 2: do one letter than four spaces and two letters. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just coming to see with a letter see you at
Speaker 2: pod iatrist.
Speaker 1: That would have taken her a long time to write
Speaker 1: that text month.
Speaker 2: So but she's here. I've just put her in the
Speaker 2: green room. She's like, go get her so excited.
Speaker 3: Oh it's been so we haven't seen her in this
Speaker 3: new building.
Speaker 1: So Dot is Cherry's old lady alter ego for those
Speaker 1: that are you here. But he commits to the bit.
Speaker 1: She has come here, Dot down, Hold on here, I'll
Speaker 1: get it a hand, Cheery, help her down. She's okay.
Speaker 2: So she's aged a little since she's been here.
Speaker 1: Last you've forgotten us, Doc Gordon. Girl, look fantastic. Thank
Speaker 1: you you're talking to me or Jenna you me? Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you? What is your nail polish?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you and your radio career being
Speaker 4: here in this studio.
Speaker 2: Oh don't know.
Speaker 4: It's a I can't wait to hear you in the
Speaker 4: new year on the show and the program is the
Speaker 4: only thing keeping my heart pumping, knowing that I'll be
Speaker 4: able to listen to you, my gorgeous grandson from the
Speaker 4: wireless I haven't been proud of him.
Speaker 1: Girls, she hadn't heard the news. Who are you?
Speaker 2: No, that's Jenna, you know, jennadaughter, My.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous girl, thin and skin like a lizard.
Speaker 2: How was the podiatress?
Speaker 4: Awful?
Speaker 1: Awful? Mate? What actually is a podiatress?
Speaker 2: Dot?
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure off the top of my head,
Speaker 1: over prist Darling, it's a foot doctor.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see people wanted you back on the show?
Speaker 2: They did, didn't they want her back on the show much?
Speaker 1: I think the reason Dots don't take it personally that
Speaker 1: you stopped appearing as often as you did is because
Speaker 1: more often than not, you were here for the sake
Speaker 1: of a prank call. And we kind of banned prank
Speaker 1: calls in a way. Dot, But maybe we just throw
Speaker 1: the fucking rule book out because we're nearly ending the podcast.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's fucking muck up day for us?
Speaker 2: Who could we prank call?
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe she left her wallet at the podiatress?
Speaker 1: What's the nearest diatrist to pepsi palace?
Speaker 2: Find a podiatrist near me? And is that the one
Speaker 2: you went?
Speaker 1: Dot?
Speaker 2: You can look at Jenna's computer, Okay, don't you're on
Speaker 2: the pod.
Speaker 1: Okay, dot, Well we're ready to go. We've found the
Speaker 1: number of the nearest podiatrists to us, so let's let's
Speaker 1: give him a call.
Speaker 2: You've got a cough, Dot. Hello, I can help you.
Speaker 1: It's me calling.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to bother you again.
Speaker 1: I was just in there with.
Speaker 2: My my grandson to get my callouses off.
Speaker 1: It's just poor. No, no, there's no poor here.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You do fit, yes, we do.
Speaker 2: You know you.
Speaker 1: Do fit.
Speaker 2: I'm just calling out left my purse. I think it
Speaker 2: might be looking calling the wrong pedietary clinic. I think
Speaker 2: you might be fib Are you looking for paling peddietary perhaps?
Speaker 1: Or who? I think you're called the wrong clinic.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: You don't have my purse. No, we don't have your purse.
Speaker 2: There's anything in Lost and Found anything? No person? Or
Speaker 2: it's a crocodile, black crocodile. I think you've got the
Speaker 2: wrong place. I think you've got the wrong number. All right,
Speaker 2: well I have a lovely day, thank you, Paul. All right,
Speaker 2: that's enough. She's exhausted, she's tired. You can tell she's
Speaker 2: you know, she's she's old, she's older.
Speaker 1: Back I would have even rummaged through lost and found
Speaker 1: and be like, we've got one.
Speaker 2: That would have actually seemed quite sweet. He had like
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 1: He probably gets dots types calling all day every time.
Speaker 2: They're the only people that I've been to a I
Speaker 2: actually have had my tonails removed. And then I went
Speaker 2: to a psychic and he's like, your tornails had removed? Really,
Speaker 2: how did you know? That's very specific?
Speaker 1: Well, DoD it has been lovely to see you, to
Speaker 1: get to right and who what is that? And is
Speaker 1: it just me of my own? I've got one. It's
Speaker 1: something embarrassing that happened to me on the way to
Speaker 1: the studio today.
Speaker 2: Do you have any gym?
Speaker 1: The fox?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: I was trying to wrap read the room badly?
Speaker 2: Just me.
Speaker 1: Do you miss what's his name? You know?
Speaker 2: The boy Andrew?
Speaker 1: Okay, what a man.
Speaker 4: He was so brasiant with those cases and I don't
Speaker 4: know what he's corn and I miss him greatly.
Speaker 1: He's so good. He's very good. And we're also a
Speaker 1: fan of Allen Jones mainly point but as great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who just grace?
Speaker 3: Didn't you love Ralph Harris the.
Speaker 1: Lobble Lobble? I watched you. I've got a Kevin spacey
Speaker 1: film Modern Time.
Speaker 2: I really want to finish it, all right.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's got to go, she's got Look she's she's
Speaker 1: ninety six. Thank you, thank you, help her out.
Speaker 2: She's tripped, she's tripped.
Speaker 1: Help her out.
Speaker 2: Well, let's take it to the pediatric Farewell.
Speaker 1: Dot I die. We'll miss you, all right, you're ready
Speaker 1: for my please? Okay, Bradley, is it just me? Do
Speaker 1: you ever throw your food scraps out the window.
Speaker 2: All the time? I did a banana peal yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See that's what I mean, fruit and ship perishables. Obviously,
Speaker 1: you don't throw your mackets trash out the window. That's
Speaker 1: gronky yuck. But like chook bucket items, that's fine.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what I do every morning? I peel an egg,
Speaker 2: I crack it on the side of my car, put
Speaker 2: my window down, and I peel the egg with my
Speaker 2: thumb and then boil boiled egg and then eat that
Speaker 2: as I drive.
Speaker 1: And then you don't throw the shell out the window.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all biodegradable, it's all natural. Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm all throw things out the window thinking the birds
Speaker 1: will love that.
Speaker 2: That'll be a good.
Speaker 1: Snack for the birds. They can't eat an egg shell.
Speaker 3: At the same time, when you throw it out, you
Speaker 3: don't want them to be on the road.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing. Because I made a bit of
Speaker 1: an error today because night realize that you do this
Speaker 1: in Sydney. I thought it might have been a country
Speaker 1: people thing because that was so the norm on the
Speaker 1: country roads with if you're driving around and it's just farmland,
Speaker 1: basically you just chuck it out the window. It's such
Speaker 1: a normal thing to do. We would throw scraps and
Speaker 1: shit out the window of the school bus. It's very
Speaker 1: normal for the sheep. But today I just auto piloted
Speaker 1: on the way here and without even fucking thinking, I
Speaker 1: just put my window down chucked an apple core out
Speaker 1: the window while I was in the fucking West Connects tunnel.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what did I just do?
Speaker 1: Like there was a car behind me birds in a tunnel?
Speaker 2: Oh, Mitchell, shocking.
Speaker 1: And it was too late. By the time I realized,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2: You've got an art appeal and the wind screen live.
Speaker 2: Some big mac truck has to swerve to be fair.
Speaker 2: I think it's fine.
Speaker 1: Not in a ton or we not in a ton
Speaker 1: or no. And also I don't think I've done that
Speaker 1: the whole ten years almost that I've been in Sydney.
Speaker 2: It was autopilot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that reflex. I don't know where it came from.
Speaker 2: Mitchell I do it too. Did do chewing gum? No? No,
Speaker 2: that's not cool.
Speaker 1: You do don't.
Speaker 2: You don't have any gum.
Speaker 1: The best thing you can do is just like, if
Speaker 1: you're at a cafe or something and they've got one
Speaker 1: of the serviette to spend, pick up a fuck load
Speaker 1: of those, put him in the glove box, and then
Speaker 1: you can your gummy.
Speaker 2: I've got their tissues in my good box. I saw
Speaker 2: some guy on TikTok. He's like, here's my life to
Speaker 2: being frougle. He's like a frugal guy on TikTok and
Speaker 2: he's like, this is how I've saved two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars or whatever. And he doesn't buy toilet paper.
Speaker 2: He gets a wad of serviettes wherever he goes out.
Speaker 1: That's a big commitment because if you run out of servietes,
Speaker 1: I feel like that would run out quicker than fucking
Speaker 1: toilet paper. It's also fair, like.
Speaker 2: Is designed to get sauce out of your finger tips.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like a napkin. It's got too much texture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want you don't want to feel anything. No, No,
Speaker 2: it's got bumps and shit.
Speaker 1: Oh awful.
Speaker 2: Although I love a wet wipe, like it's biodegradeable wet wipe,
Speaker 2: I mean that. Whoever invented that? I mean, oh, come on.
Speaker 1: It's so confronting when you've just been using regular toilet
Speaker 1: paper to wipe your rear, entrance or eggs and whatever
Speaker 1: you want to call it. Yeah, it's so confronting when
Speaker 1: you use regular toilet paper to wipe and you think
Speaker 1: you're done and you're like, yeah, I'm clean, and then
Speaker 1: you get a wet wipe involved and you're like, I've
Speaker 1: been walking around with a dirty AARs all this time.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It's quite humbling, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets a lot more done than just toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Also, like it's humbling to know, like how clean I
Speaker 2: keep myself. Some men do not clean themselves at all.
Speaker 2: They let water rints down and that is their clean.
Speaker 2: Can I get all up in there like I'm debooning
Speaker 2: a salmon fillt, Like I'm in there I'm swiping, I'm
Speaker 2: up and I'm downing. It's like I get in every
Speaker 2: nook and cranny.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I always forget to do, which
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing because I'm a grown ass adult now,
Speaker 1: I always forget.
Speaker 2: To clean me ears.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, you know it's an old thing that
Speaker 1: people say, like, oh, I forget to clean behind your ears.
Speaker 1: I do behind, but just in there in there?
Speaker 2: Oh, what do you mean, like the cracks in here?
Speaker 1: Because sometimes because I've got long nails, if I just
Speaker 1: do this, yeah, and reach inside the lode and just
Speaker 1: give it a quick scratch around the edge, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's confronted clean today actually, but a lot of like
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it is, sweat in there.
Speaker 3: And like dry skin and all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like a white powder out under my nail,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, shit, yeah, I've got to clean the
Speaker 1: ear's a bit more thoroughly than now. One I always forget.
Speaker 1: But how is one ought to clean their ears? Yeah
Speaker 1: with a shower? Do you just like pour the aceop
Speaker 1: into the ear?
Speaker 2: No? No, but you get a Q tip and I
Speaker 2: think you swirl around. Yeah, you put a bit of
Speaker 2: something on there and you clean it up.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, having Sean moving has really fucked
Speaker 1: my nighttime routine. Oh yeah, because I used to have
Speaker 1: my Q tips like the ear cleaner's and the floss
Speaker 1: in the coffee table in the lund room because if
Speaker 1: I was watching TV alone at night, I just get
Speaker 1: that shit done then and there. But now the is there.
Speaker 1: I can't dory that in front of him.
Speaker 2: That's putrid. Yeah. Wait, so do you guys do your
Speaker 2: morning return? Well, I guess you've got different routines like
Speaker 2: in the morning when he's getting ready for work. You guys,
Speaker 2: when they've got multiple bathrooms, you don't share a sink
Speaker 2: or do you have separate sinks.
Speaker 1: Well, he's just sort of started using the main downstairs
Speaker 1: bathroom is his and it's almost like I have the
Speaker 1: on suite to myself. How it's worked out.
Speaker 2: Is there a main downstairs bathroom? Yeah, and then the laundry.
Speaker 3: I think it's good to have different ones opportunity they have.
Speaker 1: And when I worked here, one of my colleagues was saying,
Speaker 1: oh my god, me and my partner, we could never
Speaker 1: go back to having only one bathroom, Like we just
Speaker 1: couldn't cope and I was thinking, fuck, you're a snob.
Speaker 1: But now I'm like, nah, I get it. Once you're there,
Speaker 1: you can't go back home.
Speaker 2: Well, when I lived out of home, yeah, separate bathrooms
Speaker 2: was incredible, incredible, especially with the limited bench space. Like,
Speaker 2: you don't realize how many products you need. You I've
Speaker 2: got ointments and oils.
Speaker 1: And you have more products than fucking anyone I do.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to pair it back though. Ah yah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You're doing a decluttering all the bloody skin care well.
Speaker 2: Less there's more apparently with skincare. I mean, Jenny, well, no,
Speaker 2: I would all a lot.
Speaker 1: I know, I was just like.
Speaker 2: Caught up in that in the you know, the fat
Speaker 2: of it all. But you, Jenna, how many how many
Speaker 2: steps is your skin care routine?
Speaker 3: Usually like four?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, even that's a lot for me.
Speaker 2: I would even that, but mine at night is now three.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's coons.
Speaker 2: I know. I use a retinol and then I use
Speaker 2: a face oil and then a night moisturizer.
Speaker 1: That's it. And oh that's in the shower skincare thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, because that's like part of it. I double
Speaker 2: cleanse though, yeah, apparently that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 2: Key to it. When it cleansed twice.
Speaker 1: First, think I do that because I will go now
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know when your shampoo ryeah, they say do
Speaker 2: it twice. Yeah, first one it gets just the oil out,
Speaker 2: and the second one gets to the roots and cleans
Speaker 2: all the cells whatever. So yeah, I cleansed twice.
Speaker 1: And then literally where the phrase rinse and repeat comes from,
Speaker 1: You're meant to shampoo twice?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really, Oh funny, but my morning, my daily routine
Speaker 2: is two steps. Now.
Speaker 1: Somewhat proud are you? You've been preachy all this time,
Speaker 1: being like, oh no, mitchal You've got to get on
Speaker 1: this theorem and this ointment. I'm like, fuck that.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I've got more. I've got specials, like you know,
Speaker 2: creams or serums that I'll use on a special occasion,
Speaker 2: or a face masker and eye mask, but normally every
Speaker 2: day it's just it's a moisturizer and a special anti
Speaker 2: aging serum.
Speaker 3: I do like the pills that you suggested. They're really good.
Speaker 1: I did you buy them? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do them once a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're amazing. They make your skin look incredibly.
Speaker 2: You didn't like them, did you, Minchell.
Speaker 1: Have I tried it?
Speaker 2: Doctor the doctor Dennis GROW's face peals chemical peel bha.
Speaker 2: They are great for your skin and.
Speaker 1: The birthday present you gave me, right, Yeah, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: tried them. I didn't dislike them. They were fine, but
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't feel the need. I'm not
Speaker 1: like sould.
Speaker 2: I gave you a bunch of little things that I like,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, let's see if you like them?
Speaker 1: Do you even use them anymore?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not? Hand me down. I'm surprised you didn't notice
Speaker 2: one was half.
Speaker 6: Empty you're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 5: But don't worry, Dahl, It's all almost over, and I,
Speaker 5: for one am thrilled to hear it. Hello everyone, it's
Speaker 5: your favorite podcast guest host and Mitch Cherry understudy. All right, hey,
Speaker 5: I'm here to bring.
Speaker 2: The good news to all fourteen of.
Speaker 5: Igum's listeners that the podcast is almost over finished. Brito.
Speaker 5: I'm very proud of Mitchell and Mitch and the other
Speaker 5: old lady that joins them on the podcast. Forget her
Speaker 5: name be for letting me be a part of the
Speaker 5: podcast on multiple occasions. I think if you did a
Speaker 5: tally over the past five years, I'd be up there
Speaker 5: with one of the highest repeat guests that the podcast
Speaker 5: has ever seen. So thank you for constantly letting me
Speaker 5: infiltrate the podcast. I've loved every second, but I'm very busy,
Speaker 5: you know, and I just I can't keep putting my
Speaker 5: life on hold to come and keep this podcast alive.
Speaker 5: So with that being said, cheers to is it just
Speaker 5: me ending? And cheers to trash Alli returning in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty five.
Speaker 1: Big show.
Speaker 2: Oh that was great?
Speaker 4: Not no?
Speaker 1: I love already can confirm trash Allie if not returning
Speaker 1: twenty five. He was trying to rile you up there.
Speaker 2: It didn't work and nothing. At the end of this show, I.
Speaker 1: Will say though, he and I are reuniting in a
Speaker 1: way very soon. If you're in Sydney, Melbourne or Brisbane,
Speaker 1: all right, hey and I are doing our joint Christmas
Speaker 1: show together, our stand up comedy show. It's called Can't
Speaker 1: Be Bothered Christmas with the Gay Grinches, And so that's
Speaker 1: coming to as I said, Sidney, Melbourne, Brisbane. More talent
Speaker 1: dot com dot are you if you want to get
Speaker 1: your tickets or Lincoln my buyo.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I have to buy tickets. I'd love
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: It's the first time in my fucking career that it's
Speaker 1: been a venue where when you buy tickets you've got
Speaker 1: all the dots and you have to click what seat.
Speaker 2: Normally general, you buy ticket, you rock up, you find it,
Speaker 2: say what venue are you doing?
Speaker 1: Factory Theater in Sydney, Comics Lounge, Melbourne, that I don't
Speaker 1: have the dots you just got and then old me
Speaker 1: seem in Brisbane. Ye, that should be fun. And it's
Speaker 1: coming up very soon Jesus.
Speaker 2: Less than a month almost, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Very much, less than a month.
Speaker 2: How's the show looking?
Speaker 1: Well? I always feel unprepared, so I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: like it'll be fun. It'll be fun.
Speaker 2: We'll come together, it will yeah, all right, Well I'll
Speaker 2: for one be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's selling quick.
Speaker 2: I got to tell you, really, I'll get ticket it
Speaker 2: actually is.
Speaker 1: Okay, I would you like to see if there's even
Speaker 1: two dots next to each other?
Speaker 2: Ship with too many dots of this episode already? Should
Speaker 2: this episode just be called dot dot the Return of
Speaker 2: the Dots, And then I'll confuse dot dot sure.
Speaker 1: Then we'll plug the website a couple of dot yeah,
Speaker 1: yea dot a yeah, correct, yet take a sip every
Speaker 1: time we say dot. Speaking of sipping, Oh, it's time
Speaker 1: for the latest round of will it. In the past
Speaker 1: we have done will it block? Will it blend? Will
Speaker 1: it Cream? Today we are doing You're ready will slam?
Speaker 2: Will it slam?
Speaker 1: Will it slam?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, you bring in a bunch of twinks, and I'm
Speaker 2: going to have to tell you which one old slam.
Speaker 1: Don't be foul as if I would do that? What
Speaker 1: do you miss.
Speaker 2: I've already done that. What do you mean, will it's slam?
Speaker 1: Well, you're familiar with the Tim Tam slam. Yes, Oh, I.
Speaker 2: See what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, this is good. You've had a tim Tam slam?
Speaker 2: Look at me. Yeah, so I've had a tim Tam
Speaker 2: slam and they work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, they're stunting. I know that you
Speaker 1: like to bear in mind the internationals. Yeah, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: get you to demonstrate a tim Tam slam for the
Speaker 1: internationals that might not know what the fuck are on about.
Speaker 2: And this has turned into the best day ef Yeah.
Speaker 2: Who would have thought one of the worst weeks of
Speaker 2: my life could be flipped on its head.
Speaker 1: I knew the best way to cheer you up was food, Yeah,
Speaker 1: tim a cup of tea. Oh god, it's hot hot,
Speaker 1: otherwise the tim Tam doesn't melt.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, So tim Tam Slam of the internationals.
Speaker 2: Tim Tam is an Aussie cookie biscuit. It's chocolate coated biscuit,
Speaker 2: like choky biscuit with a bit of chocky cream in
Speaker 2: the middle, and it's just milk chocolate that is so
Speaker 2: soft that you hold it for ten seconds and it melts.
Speaker 2: So what you do is in a tim Tam slam,
Speaker 2: if you bite the corners.
Speaker 1: You bite off two corners. They can't be next to
Speaker 1: each other, different ends of the biscuit diagonally opposite each other.
Speaker 1: It's like an oblong and just a little nibble on
Speaker 1: diagonal corners of the tim Tam, and then you stick
Speaker 1: one of the nibbled off bits inside the hot drink yep,
Speaker 1: And then you suck on the other end like a straw,
Speaker 1: so that all the hot beverage comes through and it
Speaker 1: melts the inside of the tim tam very quickly. Quick
Speaker 1: chuck it in your mouth. Oh so the hot tea
Speaker 1: that you've just slept through like a straw by biting
Speaker 1: off the end of the tim tam. You can suck
Speaker 1: the liquid in. It makes it all fucking melt.
Speaker 2: Its beautiful. The whole thing is melting in my mouth.
Speaker 1: So you've heard of a timtam slam? What else can slam?
Speaker 1: What other foods can be used as a straw?
Speaker 2: You've peagued my interest?
Speaker 1: I thought I might.
Speaker 2: I know where this is going though.
Speaker 1: Okay, well i'll kick things off. First thing we're going
Speaker 1: to try is a spring roll slam. Interesting and rather
Speaker 1: than a cup of tea, I've got a cup of
Speaker 1: hot soup. There you go, that's what you might pair
Speaker 1: with a spring roll.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not man. Initially I was. I thought you
Speaker 2: were going to thank you? Oh wow, kept the props bid?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are they still hot?
Speaker 2: I was worried about.
Speaker 1: It, super scolding. We said that really well out there
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: All right? So these are are these air fried spring rolls?
Speaker 1: I popped them in my oven this morning, really where
Speaker 1: I came in.
Speaker 2: An extra crispy one.
Speaker 1: And just for you, by the way, you know the
Speaker 1: floor air con in the car, I had it on
Speaker 1: heat to keep these things warm, which meant I was
Speaker 1: fucking boy.
Speaker 2: With Mitchually you really do think of everything.
Speaker 1: So bite off one end of the spring roll and
Speaker 1: then the other end of the spring roll, and then
Speaker 1: see if you can slip sep through it like a straw. Still,
Speaker 1: it has to be a food. I feel that it
Speaker 1: has to be a food that has a bit of
Speaker 1: airflow inside. Can't be like a dim sim slam. That
Speaker 1: wouldn't work out it's tubular.
Speaker 2: Yes, now, I appreciate that this is like complimenting flavor savory.
Speaker 2: You know it's not not making me want to gag.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Okay, here we go. Will it slam?
Speaker 1: Here we go, spring slam.
Speaker 2: Nothing's coming through?
Speaker 1: Oh no, nothing suck harder fighter double m and now
Speaker 1: slammed the spring rolls. I could make it better.
Speaker 2: See it was awful.
Speaker 1: Well it does slam it still, Sam, you can suck
Speaker 1: through it like a straw.
Speaker 2: You can, but it makes it soggy and wet.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for the next one?
Speaker 2: No, but we have a podcast to do, so sure.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to keep slam in the
Speaker 1: spring rolls, is it mes? Yeah? Out a vague memory
Speaker 1: of you saying you liked meet I see love me,
Speaker 1: so Sue thought, oh my god, this is brilliant, keep
Speaker 1: it coming.
Speaker 2: I'm happy so fast.
Speaker 3: This is fun.
Speaker 1: Right up next we have that was like a dinner
Speaker 1: or a lunch option, let's think breakfast.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like an amuse boosh, that's what that means.
Speaker 2: But I always heard other people say it.
Speaker 1: Oh he's bending down a week big slam.
Speaker 2: Here we go, got a bowl of milk. Through of milk, Jenna,
Speaker 2: do you mind? Here you go? If this milk is
Speaker 2: room temperature and.
Speaker 1: It's cold, food safety measures, you know?
Speaker 2: Do you think I do what I did to the
Speaker 2: Tim Tamman bite the corners.
Speaker 1: You probably don't need to, like before you even put
Speaker 1: it in the milk. Just suck through the wheat in
Speaker 1: front of the mic. So if it has airflow? Do
Speaker 1: I look like I'm vaping? Read a little bit?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: I could play this like a kazoo. Okay, please please please, okay,
Speaker 6: let the tempt.
Speaker 1: The wheat slam?
Speaker 2: Will it slam? Weak bigs?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 2: It looks ridiculous. Oh no, it's it's too porous.
Speaker 1: What if you keep sucking? Nothing, suck harder? Oh don't
Speaker 1: choke now, flam it the week flam whoa. This is
Speaker 1: not going to be easy for you to talk any times.
Speaker 1: Then you've just put a whole week bic in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Do you feel do you think, Jenner, Yes, it's a
Speaker 1: week bic. If there's no plural, it was only one, I'd.
Speaker 3: Say a week bic, a week a week bit.
Speaker 1: A little dry, yeah, wash it down some milk, but
Speaker 1: it works.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Would you say that it enhanced the week bic because
Speaker 1: obviously the tim tam slam that makes it even better?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 2: No, although you know when you eat weet bixs and
Speaker 2: they get soggy too quick. Yeah, it's like a thirty
Speaker 2: second window of perfect wheat bis and they're gone.
Speaker 1: You're almost going to put them like your sack and fire.
Speaker 1: Would like there's some dry bits hanging out and then
Speaker 1: some real soggy bits in the middle.
Speaker 2: It's like Jenga. You wanted to slowly fall down into
Speaker 2: place that was They also far have slammed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. What about the next one? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me just grab it down.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Well, stomach has got a lot of emotions.
Speaker 1: What about a chicko roll slam?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I've never had a chicko roll neither.
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure, what, Jenna? Can you google what
Speaker 1: the fuck they are? I don't even know what they are.
Speaker 2: I think it's vegetable bits. Isn't it slid over?
Speaker 1: It looks like a sausage roll? But what's inside, Jenna?
Speaker 1: Because I can't even remember off the top of my head?
Speaker 2: Cabbage?
Speaker 3: Okay? What's inside?
Speaker 2: The chicker roll for the internationals, by the way, is
Speaker 2: an Ozzy Servo staple. It's just a deep fried spring roll.
Speaker 1: It's massive.
Speaker 2: It's like the size of a Snicker's bath.
Speaker 3: Primarily cabbage and barley, as well as carrot, green beans, beef,
Speaker 3: beef tallow, wheat, cereal, celery, and onion.
Speaker 2: You had me at a beef tallow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never actually tried one. So can you rather
Speaker 1: than biting off the end, just snap a bit off
Speaker 1: for me so I can try it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can have the end.
Speaker 1: And I was trying to think what drink would one
Speaker 1: pair with a Chicko roll? My mind went where You're like,
Speaker 1: it's survey, so I've.
Speaker 2: Got your favorite. It's tomato, sauce PEPSI Max, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: make you drink tomato. I knew this was fucking coming.
Speaker 3: I know he likes pepsi max.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite. Thank you, Jenna.
Speaker 1: How much airflow does the now it looks like what
Speaker 1: is it called it canola or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah, cannoli.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like there is nothing getting through that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, give it a go. Just suck on it
Speaker 1: like a sausage roll. I don't think I wasn't tempted
Speaker 1: to do a sausage rolls.
Speaker 2: All right, So will it slam, Chico ro.
Speaker 1: Just try the air first before you stick it in
Speaker 1: the drink. Just try and vapor it.
Speaker 2: It's a big cigar, is not of airflow.
Speaker 1: Let me push, let me push, push. Sucking, but you're
Speaker 1: gonna blow on it a big cigar. Okay, there's probably
Speaker 1: not much use in China. Slap the pepsi is there?
Speaker 1: That is ruined a good pepsi max.
Speaker 2: I'm no quitter.
Speaker 3: Give it a go.
Speaker 2: I mean I do get far hired, but I definitely
Speaker 2: don't quit. All right, here we go, will it slam,
Speaker 2: Chicko rolling pepsi mat?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, is it working? Oh
Speaker 1: for god, it looks like your glands are hurting from
Speaker 1: sucking so hard. I'm just getting meat. That's a fail,
Speaker 1: So Chicko roll will not slam. Good to know so hard?
Speaker 2: Did you see my whole body shape?
Speaker 1: Yes, you can still have the Pepsi max. I suppose
Speaker 1: it's full of chickam Okay, well can I just try
Speaker 1: some chicka rolling? A little could eat? All right?
Speaker 3: There we go?
Speaker 1: Well not good? No, oh no, that's not good for you.
Speaker 1: You'd think being stuff for the vegetables, it would be
Speaker 1: good for your nut. It's a fail fail just in general.
Speaker 1: Before you've even slammed it. It's not great.
Speaker 2: No, it's not for me. A sausage ry is where
Speaker 2: it's at? Well, will it is that?
Speaker 1: It? Sorry, I'm trying to swallow the fucking go ll No,
Speaker 1: I've got one more cheese. I thought that was theirs,
Speaker 1: the last one.
Speaker 2: Ready good, I'm ready?
Speaker 1: So what about a chicken nugget? Slam? Oh my favorite,
Speaker 1: because the crumb is quite loose on a Maca's chicken nugget,
Speaker 1: so there would be a bit of air flow. You reckon.
Speaker 2: So these are from Macas, but don't slip.
Speaker 1: The barbecue sauce. I was thinking you could use the
Speaker 1: Pepsi max. That might be a drink you get from maccas. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're really fucking.
Speaker 2: Game Macas do coke. Actually they don't have the agreement
Speaker 2: with PEPSI.
Speaker 1: You're really fucking game Grimmace.
Speaker 2: Shake, Give me the shake, all right?
Speaker 1: I also haven't tried one of these. I'm kind of curious.
Speaker 2: I think it tastes like a melted fred o cake.
Speaker 2: Oh really cake? Yeah? Oh that's a bit.
Speaker 1: I put it in the free throw at home to
Speaker 1: try and keep it thick, but now it's gone too thick.
Speaker 1: Just give it a stair. I got it without the
Speaker 1: whipped cream on top, because fuck that that's a sugar headache. Waiting.
Speaker 1: How do you describe the Grimmace Shake. There's been a
Speaker 1: lot of hype around these.
Speaker 2: I think it's actually like raspberry or BlackBerry.
Speaker 1: Can I have a quick sip before you tarnish it
Speaker 1: with chicken? Be alright?
Speaker 2: I just want to try the Grimmath Shake. What do
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a hundredercent right melted freda cake? Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: you think?
Speaker 2: Have you tried, JENNI?
Speaker 1: But very great heavy.
Speaker 3: It's described as a purple berry flavored milkshake.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like your half abubber gum infused freda O cake.
Speaker 2: Disgusting.
Speaker 3: H it's not bad. It does taste like a fredak.
Speaker 2: Let me try again. Actually know, I'll wait because I'll
Speaker 2: slam you know that the.
Speaker 1: Chicken nuggets could go beautifully with a thick shake because
Speaker 1: one of my gross guilty pleasures that maccas was always
Speaker 1: getting a strawberry thick shake and dipping my fries in it.
Speaker 1: Don't knock until you try it, and the fucking killer combo. Actually,
Speaker 1: so nuggets and grimers shake could be gorgo. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 2: This is the final one. And isn't it weird how
Speaker 2: Macca's nuggets all look the same.
Speaker 1: There's the round like a template.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then there's the ones that kind of look like
Speaker 2: I'd never.
Speaker 1: Even noticed that until you pointed it out.
Speaker 3: It's so true.
Speaker 1: You taught me that I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what this one is looks like a drumstick.
Speaker 2: And then there's the one that looks like a little
Speaker 2: yeah one.
Speaker 1: See if it has airflow. First, it's bite a bit
Speaker 1: of nugget. Oh yeah, it's a bit of room more
Speaker 1: than the Cheeka roll.
Speaker 2: Let's go, will it slam Maca's nugget in a grimmer shape?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm chuckling your teeth. Grimmer missus, grimmers of
Speaker 2: grimm there's nothing. Go damn.
Speaker 1: Look at the ends of the nugget. It's I've eaten
Speaker 1: it though.
Speaker 2: Yeah it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It's awful even it's the grimmerce and nugget combination in general. Awful.
Speaker 2: Fuck do you even want those nuggets? Well?
Speaker 1: I thought you might want them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to swallow? Oh god man, yeah,
Speaker 2: well done. So what are we concluding there? We bigs
Speaker 2: will slam, yep, yep, Tim Tam will slam. Obviously, ye
Speaker 2: spring roll will slam.
Speaker 1: You rade a spring roll slam?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was delicious. You could even do it with
Speaker 2: soy sauce. Oh yeah, Oh good idea. Actually, Chico roll
Speaker 2: will not slam, no fucking way, and chicken nugget will
Speaker 2: not slam.
Speaker 1: Should we try the nuggets with the the pepsi? It's
Speaker 1: for good measure because obviously the grimm is shake is
Speaker 1: harder sick shake, true, but it's wondering. I'm just curious.
Speaker 1: You don't have to have got one.
Speaker 2: I may as well. This pepsi is like, look at it,
Speaker 2: it's good cheek in it. Also, the BP oil spill.
Speaker 2: It's just like an oil slick on the top. Here
Speaker 2: we go, will it slam?
Speaker 3: Here we go?
Speaker 2: Nugg from Yeah.
Speaker 3: Suck hardy air.
Speaker 2: Flow good good, like a flapper or a gang stuff. Hey,
Speaker 2: come over here, so you Jenner, come over here and
Speaker 2: in my lab hot there. That was disgusting. Anything.
Speaker 1: The chicken is too thick.
Speaker 2: It's a fail. Chicken is too thick?
Speaker 1: Okay, fail disappointed. Also, what the conclusion of that experiment is?
Speaker 1: I don't really know why we did that. It's something fun,
Speaker 1: it's a good f Yi. You don't just have to
Speaker 1: slam a Tim Tams. Yeah, you've always said that, you're
Speaker 1: always famously path through one of them.
Speaker 2: Actually, okay, the tea is still warm if you want
Speaker 2: to sip.
Speaker 1: Ah, is it? It's not that warm anymore.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: My teeth gone cold and wander what right I'm going
Speaker 1: to do a slam for old time. Frank, Come here, bitch,
Speaker 1: gonna slam the funk out of you.
Speaker 2: Oh it's going down. You're top, Mitchell. You slam too fast?
Speaker 2: How good is it worth?
Speaker 1: Tim slam? You can't knock?
Speaker 2: That's so good. I've got different msgs and oils in
Speaker 2: my body that would like feel.
Speaker 1: Really unwe little very carb heavy, an't the ol heavy?
Speaker 2: Janne got away scot Free with Nove.
Speaker 1: It's just me. You should follow these idiots online search
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches. I could time for an announcement. Panic, Panic,
Speaker 1: It's not a bad announcement, not you, but it's going
Speaker 1: to be quite happy with the announcement. It's one thing
Speaker 1: on the bucket least that we've long spoken about and
Speaker 1: we're finally ticking it off. Do you want to do
Speaker 1: the honors jury?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can do the honest after years of discussion
Speaker 2: and the idea being thrown around, and it being one
Speaker 2: of the reasons Mitchell Coombs was projected onto the.
Speaker 1: World unleashed, Unleashed.
Speaker 2: Whether you like it or not, it is an idea
Speaker 2: that I had years ago and have wanted to do
Speaker 2: since this show started. In the semi final, is it
Speaker 2: just me? We can confirm that we will be broadcasting
Speaker 2: live from bogan Gate.
Speaker 1: My god, I'm a country boy.
Speaker 2: We're heading country kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my hometown, bogen Gate. You're finally going to be
Speaker 1: paint a visit. Yes, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Where's the nearest hospital I've got health anxiety.
Speaker 1: Is there one Parks and Forbes.
Speaker 2: Okay about eagle distance, I would say, all right, that's handy.
Speaker 2: So we're going to be.
Speaker 1: Going to bogen Gate. Yes, it's such a bummer because
Speaker 1: Jenna can't join it.
Speaker 3: No, I can't.
Speaker 2: Jenna's in Dubbo. Though you're close. I know.
Speaker 1: It sucks because she's going to be so close but
Speaker 1: so far away. She had a fucking funeral in Dubble.
Speaker 3: I'll be doing the eulogy.
Speaker 2: So Jennoa, sorry for your loss, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: We are going to be broadcasting life from bogen Gate.
Speaker 1: So I thought, why don't we want not live?
Speaker 2: But now yeah, we'll be podcasting from bogan Gate, recorded live.
Speaker 2: Will we We need to build an itinerary out because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of things that I want to get
Speaker 2: done and a lot of things a thing.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how to squeeze as much
Speaker 1: out of the weekend as we can. This weekend we
Speaker 1: will be there. Yeah, so like thirtieth and first of December.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, by the way, Mugvember very nearly over. If
Speaker 1: you got one of our mugs, A couple of dot
Speaker 1: com yeah dot a brilliant last chance. The pre orders
Speaker 1: close at the end of Mudvember.
Speaker 2: I see what you did there.
Speaker 1: Yes, I just have to remind everyone one final time
Speaker 1: if you want one for Christmas, send it to every
Speaker 1: fucking person you know. And so, you know what, I'd
Speaker 1: really love one of the that's how you get it
Speaker 1: to even a rap shirt too, maybe true shit, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've got those as well.
Speaker 2: There are plenty of items on the website dot dot
Speaker 2: as we were, so there's so many things to squeeze in.
Speaker 1: But the problem is that they're in surrounding towns and
Speaker 1: it's going to be hard to fit it all into
Speaker 1: one day. So I guess you're gonna have to pick
Speaker 1: which out of these things on offer you want to do.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 2: This is great. It's like planning our holiday. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I feel like the bog and Gate Pub is
Speaker 1: a given.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I also feel like a given might be the park's
Speaker 1: dish I've not seen as a child.
Speaker 2: I feel I have potentially driven through it, or passed
Speaker 2: it or on it.
Speaker 1: The Park's dish is obviously famous for the role it
Speaker 1: played in the moonlanding and broadcasting that footage to the world,
Speaker 1: and the movie literally it's a huge fucking satellite radio
Speaker 1: telescope thing in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 3: It's me you have to see it.
Speaker 1: But we really latch onto weird novelty like that and
Speaker 1: in the country. So do you reckon? That's a definite.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the bar is it?
Speaker 2: From your place?
Speaker 1: The dish well, it's on the way fortunately, because we
Speaker 1: have to go through parks anyway. It's a slight detwour
Speaker 1: down the Newell Highway, but we can do it. They've
Speaker 1: got a gorgeous dish cafe. I feel like we can
Speaker 1: factor that into either a brunch or maybe an afternoon
Speaker 1: thing or a lunch or some great, great, great great
Speaker 1: And then meanwhile, in Condobuleim, which is about forty five
Speaker 1: minutes away, the landmarks that I can show you in Condo,
Speaker 1: I can show you the utes in the Paddock exhibition,
Speaker 1: which is precisely what it sounds like, Jenna giving me laptop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it could be a case of once you've seen them
Speaker 1: on the laptop, that's all you need to know. In
Speaker 1: the Paddock, it's an art exhibition where people have transferred.
Speaker 1: It's quite fucking impressive. The name sounds like it's nothing,
Speaker 1: but they've transformed the utes into these gorgeous artworks.
Speaker 2: Oh, I actually like that. Is it a drive by
Speaker 2: kind of thing? Well, if you want it to be, well,
Speaker 2: there's nothing really in it for the podcast audience.
Speaker 1: So is that's true? But it's up to you because
Speaker 1: we'll be posing online and stuff. We'll be doing Instagram
Speaker 1: lives things like that. Is this a detour? Like?
Speaker 2: Is it going to take how in there? I think
Speaker 2: we skip it. I mean, I'm not a car guy.
Speaker 1: I spose there's not a lot going on out there.
Speaker 1: That's one thing that's on the list of you. If
Speaker 1: we don't have time, that's fine, Okay, that's down the program.
Speaker 1: The only other thing that I can show you in Condoble,
Speaker 1: and the only other landmark is I can take you
Speaker 1: to the count of the corner shop where Shannonoles saw
Speaker 1: a little girl waiting in the What About Me? Music videos? Yes, what.
Speaker 2: Is it open? Still in practice? So they do service.
Speaker 1: Nut's closed, but they have this sign that literally says
Speaker 1: I had seen in Shannonoles What About Me? Because he's
Speaker 1: from condobl and so we shot the what About Me
Speaker 1: music video after his Australian idol fame in conduct.
Speaker 2: As you can so it's empty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's sad that I'll show you because Roving
Speaker 1: Report of Oscar did a little parody of it. Look
Speaker 1: what about me? It isn't fair an, So maybe it's
Speaker 1: been done. That's all we can really do there, just
Speaker 1: recreate the Shannon No video.
Speaker 2: I like it. Yeah, we could also put the song
Speaker 2: over it. I can't see like chicken, so perhaps I
Speaker 2: could just sit there and lip sync.
Speaker 1: Did you not notice that he'd lost his voice at
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: That he thought it was pitchy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, so condo, I might pop that down the
Speaker 1: priority list. I have to say. There's also not a
Speaker 1: lot to show you in Forbes apart from the stinky
Speaker 1: cum trees.
Speaker 2: I'd love to smell them. I've never smelled a countree.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if they're still in Bloom anymore would Spring.
Speaker 1: They were in Bloom in September. We're going in Littleville December.
Speaker 2: Summer. Yeah, how hot is it going to be? Jenna?
Speaker 1: Can you google the Buget weather forecast?
Speaker 2: Don't do well? Does your family have air con?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Yes? Do they use it though they're fucking singy with it?
Speaker 3: Shit, it'll be around thirty degrees that's.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, yeah, shorts Weather, would you time yeah.
Speaker 1: Trundle Oundle another nearby town. It has the widest main
Speaker 1: street in Australia and the second largest pub veranda in Australia.
Speaker 2: How wide is the street?
Speaker 1: It's pretty fucking wide.
Speaker 2: No, not even if you were.
Speaker 1: To cross really big. I feel we would have to
Speaker 1: drive twenty five minutes to get their purely to just
Speaker 1: get a video of you crossing the road and being like,
Speaker 1: how long is they're going to take him to cross there?
Speaker 1: We could just time it. It's really fucking w that's huge.
Speaker 2: Of those gorgeous girls walking tell.
Speaker 1: Us as someone like you that's lived in Bloody leab
Speaker 1: with a narrow failing in room two cards, you could
Speaker 1: fit twelve cards driving good. It's a weird flex, but
Speaker 1: it's there. Unfortunately, they're all in completely fucking different directions.
Speaker 1: So if we were to try to hit all three
Speaker 1: parks kind of and Trundle in the same day, it
Speaker 1: would take hours.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You have to really pick your poison him.
Speaker 2: You know what, I just want to be in Bogan Gate.
Speaker 2: I want to go to the pub and I want
Speaker 2: to I want.
Speaker 1: To actually that's a given.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I want to do some activity with your parents.
Speaker 2: I've never ridden a tractor in my life. I've trouble.
Speaker 1: That's easy. It'll be It'll be almost like a hobby
Speaker 1: hunt in a way. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to look like in my head
Speaker 2: it's like a little mint get away. So I don't
Speaker 2: want to be running.
Speaker 1: I don't want to jamp at this guy. I'm running
Speaker 1: a bike.
Speaker 2: And I want to get a nice dinner with Jane
Speaker 2: Andy and you know, and I want to I want
Speaker 2: to spend time there.
Speaker 1: In terms of like close to home in bogen Gate,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like fun activities. One of
Speaker 1: the things that is equally scary and also very freaking
Speaker 1: about being on the farmer is that you can scream
Speaker 1: so loud that no one will hear you. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think I should set a video if you're screaming into
Speaker 1: the abys in the middle of a.
Speaker 2: Pat given the current situation, it'll.
Speaker 1: Be like smash room adjacent therapy. Will that be just
Speaker 1: a scream?
Speaker 2: I just want to look out and look at the stars,
Speaker 2: country stars.
Speaker 1: I do have a tradition every time I take friends
Speaker 1: back to the farm, on the last night there before
Speaker 1: we drive back to Sydney the next day, I reverse
Speaker 1: Dad's ute on the dam bank. Yeah, and we overlook
Speaker 1: the sunset and just crack some drinks.
Speaker 2: Sitting on the sitting on the back of the year.
Speaker 2: That sounds gorgeous.
Speaker 1: If only we could somehow get the fucking podcast equipment
Speaker 1: to work with no electricity, we could do it from
Speaker 1: the dam bank.
Speaker 2: We could just do it on the little mics. I'll
Speaker 2: be ship for one of our final yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that will literally be the second last episode.
Speaker 2: Really, that sea and that feels appropriate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Monday's episode will be Katel and then Wednesday
Speaker 1: this Bogen game. Yeah, and then the finale.
Speaker 2: Fuck. Oh that's su Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: What else can I get you to do on the farm?
Speaker 1: We could move sheep. They need to be moved. We're
Speaker 1: going to put them back where we found them after
Speaker 1: we moved them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Can I milk a cow? I don't have a cow.
Speaker 2: I can't fucking stand them.
Speaker 1: Oh well really, because you know that's saying like they
Speaker 1: follow them like sheep, like the sheep, they just follow
Speaker 1: the crowd. It's easy to move sheep because once you've
Speaker 1: convince one sheep to go in the main direction. They
Speaker 1: all follow cows. You have to personally negotiate with every
Speaker 1: single fucking count.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll lock it in, Mitchell, let's lock it in
Speaker 2: sheep yep. Yeah, and we can tweak it off the
Speaker 2: air and we can discuss.
Speaker 1: I can take you for a ride on the sider. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a TV. That is I've never done that.
Speaker 2: That'd be great.
Speaker 1: It is fun. Fine, have you driven a manual? Never?
Speaker 2: I don't know how. I don't know how to drive manual.
Speaker 1: Just say it the fart, that's the park stish in
Speaker 1: the farm.
Speaker 2: There's plenty of me to learn on the farm.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. I've never driven a manual in my life.
Speaker 1: Yes, look at the fuck, let's do it.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be all right. Well, listen, we got
Speaker 2: a lot to plan. Let's go for today. I'm Excitedly
Speaker 2: you could.
Speaker 3: I'll see what I can do.
Speaker 1: It would help if you could drive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll plane my mom to drive me.
Speaker 2: Yeah that'll work.
Speaker 1: I mean you could maybe come on the Friday and
Speaker 1: then go to double and said, oh it doesn't mean well,
Speaker 1: it'll be too complicated, all right, we need to go.
Speaker 2: We gotta go.
Speaker 1: Yes, We've got to get out of here. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: It gets a new episode coming out of Monday with
Speaker 1: the very gorge so fun. Enjoy it. We'll see you
Speaker 1: in a couple of days. Chat soon. Bye, bye, seya bye.
Speaker 1: Is It just Me? Podcast by a couple of make
Speaker 1: sure you've hit follow on your podcast aff Welcome to
Speaker 1: ad Debrief our secret segment. On the end, we pretend
Speaker 1: the show is done, but it's not. We talked ship
Speaker 1: for a little bit. On the end, we run a
Speaker 1: bit longer.
Speaker 2: It's been a long episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not as long as the last episode.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm excited. Oh yeah, fuck. I feel like
Speaker 1: it could easily go wrong though, Why trying to do
Speaker 1: our longest episode ever? Because with that expectation, because sometimes
Speaker 1: the long episodes happen by accident.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 1: But if we're trying to search it out, we'll just
Speaker 1: look at the clock and be like, will be fine.
Speaker 1: I'm going to have heaps planned.
Speaker 3: I think. I think we'll be fine.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be like, what is there to talk about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but once we start, it'll be fine, you think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had an idea for the final episode you guys
Speaker 1: can veto it now if you want. We did it
Speaker 1: on Not My Cup of Tea. You always want food
Speaker 1: and something you have that you have the Uber eats app.
Speaker 1: What's stopping you?
Speaker 2: There's a gorgeous half it in Chicko Roll.
Speaker 1: It's so true.
Speaker 2: Yes it's got some PEPSI max in it, but you
Speaker 2: know what, eat it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So my idea for the final episode we did
Speaker 1: it on Not My Cup of Tea is because of
Speaker 1: the nature of a show like this, it's very lighthearted
Speaker 1: and conversational. You don't get to say the deep shit
Speaker 1: that you really want to, and so I think we
Speaker 1: should have a speech each Yeah, it doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be super long. Just treat it like a twenty first speech.
Speaker 1: A few nice words, you can get a bit deep
Speaker 1: if you want, a few gags, whatever you want, and
Speaker 1: I'll have like the daggy sound effects with the microphone
Speaker 1: so we can pretend we're actually at a twenty first.
Speaker 2: Birthday giving speech.
Speaker 1: We all get a chance to say what we really
Speaker 1: want to, because otherwise we might regret not saying what
Speaker 1: we want to.
Speaker 2: I think that's really cute. Yes, look it in, lock
Speaker 2: it in great and I still not on the fence
Speaker 2: about this song. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're not on the fence.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, I'm on the fence. I'm not convinced
Speaker 2: about a song. I feel like we started the show
Speaker 2: with us. I think it should be us to end
Speaker 2: the show the final words.
Speaker 1: Oh but we can't just be like bye and that's it.
Speaker 1: We didn't need a song to play us out?
Speaker 2: Do we? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we need a bit of a song.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of suggestions coming in, and I don't
Speaker 2: think Oscar should sing it.
Speaker 1: He sings enough.
Speaker 2: The eyes have it. I do tend to agree with
Speaker 2: you this.
Speaker 1: That's just the ideas for a song wicked. Okay, go
Speaker 1: Remember I'm not saying him now, I'm saying remember like
Speaker 1: our last episode of last year, we ended with christ cue.
Speaker 2: And we all belted. Yeah, okay, it needs to be
Speaker 2: Was it only last year? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Man? Yeah? This is anyone? Is it?
Speaker 2: Just me on the fly? But have have the last
Speaker 2: twelve months in particular just flown by? Yes, like more so,
Speaker 2: more quicker than any any other year period.
Speaker 1: It's like November already, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: It's basically in twenty twenty five, you know, apparently twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five is like, can't make a really bad year
Speaker 2: for the world for sake. I don't know, like it's
Speaker 2: meant to be like a bit all over the place.
Speaker 1: Who said that?
Speaker 2: Darli Lama on his podcast The Darlay Cast The dal Cast.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Lama with a question, Man, no ideas did
Speaker 1: I have for the last episode. I've just been if
Speaker 1: it's been chilling away back in my head.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a six hour long Wicked Part
Speaker 2: one Fiasca.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: No, true, You're not wrong. Are Wicked out at the time?
Speaker 1: This is dropping? Yeah? Do you guys have plans to
Speaker 1: see it immediately?
Speaker 2: I do, going this weekend.
Speaker 3: I really want to see it.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited. It's going to be amazing.
Speaker 1: It's a bit long, I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 2: I've heard that. Is it like? Does it hit all
Speaker 2: the marks where there's some points tell you like what
Speaker 2: the fuck's going on here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I feel like it's ruder to get up
Speaker 1: at the theater if you're seeing the actual stage version
Speaker 1: of Wicked for all the shit songs I don't like,
Speaker 1: like the fucking goat one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Miss doctor del Mar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Doctor Dilloman something bad fucking singing ghost like across Diloment.
Speaker 1: And so that's when I would get up and go
Speaker 1: to the toot in the cinema.
Speaker 2: Did you yeah, you took a bathroom break? At what
Speaker 2: point did you miss? Strategically? I knew, I know the
Speaker 2: show and the order it runs in.
Speaker 1: I strategically held my pits for the fucking goat song
Speaker 1: I don't care to goat Erasia Mitchell, which is actually
Speaker 1: a big plot point in the movie. I'm just as
Speaker 1: bad as so.
Speaker 2: What's the point of the character is He's sorry? I'm
Speaker 2: all mean? My question is is he a real goat
Speaker 2: c g i' or is it an actor cgi? I
Speaker 2: can't wait to see it. I'm gonna wear pink or green?
Speaker 2: I reckon green green.
Speaker 1: That's such an original thought.
Speaker 2: Is everyone doing that like they did with Barbie?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Is that where people again? Culturally? Probably I might eat
Speaker 2: two bags of popcorn because Oriana is not eating anything.
Speaker 2: It might be a trend that I start.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the photos people have taken of there's
Speaker 1: signs at cinema's been like for all.
Speaker 2: That visiting Wicked.
Speaker 1: Please don't sing along? We have sing along sessions, but
Speaker 1: don't fuck the movie for everyone else.
Speaker 2: I saw that, but it's like the single long sessions
Speaker 2: will begin the twenty fourth of December. It's all right,
Speaker 2: but I will be seeing it.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck me. The Grimest Shakes getting conversation everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's splitting.
Speaker 1: What are they gonna do?
Speaker 2: Kick us out of the studio, fire me. We're see
Speaker 2: you you all soon.
Speaker 1: We hope this podcast made you feel least two percent
Speaker 1: better today. That's all stupid, so we do say idiots.
Speaker 1: Talk to you next week. Bye bye bye. Is it
Speaker 1: just me? A podcast by a couple of meches.
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