WEBVTT - #252: DOT! 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:10.520 Just hosted the Black couple of minches. Hello, yeah, yelese. 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:12.959 Yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:15.640 How dare you leak our company secrets? 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.479 That's like the newest hiary at KFC walking out with 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:25.840 a megaphone and going oregano set head Now he is 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:32.200 Uli and Michull coups. Hello, yeah, hallo Yeah, getting close 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:33.960 to the end. I can feel it, you can smell it. 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:35.879 The end is nine of the podcast. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:38.040 Of the pod Yeah, don't ask me how many episodes 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:39.640 are left, because apparently I can't count. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:42.960 We're very little, very few. Price keeper jenees here, of course, 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:43.400 hol h. 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:47.800 Am I right in saying that, including this episode, which 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:50.240 people are yet to consume, it will be actually four. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:51.440 Wait what's this episode? 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:56.120 Two? Three two fifty two three four five, Yes, because 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:58.560 I'm not counting this episode as complete, we just bloody start. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:00:59.800 So now we can. 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:03.440 Say we've got FOURFTUR episode four episodes to go, including 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.319 the one you're currently in your ears direct. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:09.119 We've actually got an announcement in this episode about something 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.440 we plan to do in one of those remaining episodes. 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:15.240 The bucket list tics continue running very much. Do times 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.080 ticken dog it is? Are wet? 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.040 I shouldn't say we have an announcement because last time 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.119 we had a fucking announcement it wasn't good, was it. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.160 I promise idiots, you will actually enjoy this one. You will. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:26.800 It's a good one. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:27.880 I think you will enjoy it. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.480 Also on today's episode, another round of will it? 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.680 Oh yeah, and I'm not across what this one is? 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:35.840 An out of the box food concoction? 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.720 Where did this come from? For you? 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:37.880 Like? 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:39.520 Not will it? We know why we've done it. We've 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:42.279 done well, We've done will it blend, We've done willet cream. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.720 It's weird food experiments. So what's the question? 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:48.120 The question is why where did was this inspired from? 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:50.200 I actually don't even have an answer. My mind just 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:51.480 works in weird fucking ways. 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:53.760 We know that. Yeah, yeah, all right, well I can't 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:57.000 wait excited And you also have like an eski behind you, 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:00.840 and there is there's there's briefcases and it looks like 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.440 you're off to hogwarts all the food suitcases and trunks. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:07.760 That's all the food in the kitchen talent? Have you really? Oh? 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:10.480 Yeah, all right, well I'm excited for will it? This 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:11.280 is the final. 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:14.120 Will it safe to say yes, probably will be. I 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:15.440 don't imagine we're going to bring it back in the 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:16.720 in the last four episode. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.240 We need to really tick things off the bucket list 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.720 because we're running out of time. Yeah, what else is 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:23.360 there on the bucket list? When John have a quick look, 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:25.440 a little little read through it. 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:30.200 Okay, another napt pen pot episode, longest episode ever. That's 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.640 what we're going to aim to do in the final episode. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.280 That'd be good. Kate lane Brook as a guest one 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:39.640 last time, Aidan suggested that literally next episode, that's going 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:40.280 to be happening. 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:43.760 We've got radio television star kateling Brook, so that's going. 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.560 To be happening on Monday's episode. But Dan's stress we 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:49.160 would normally take an you call on that episode. We're 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:50.760 going to move that to Wednesday. We're going to clear 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:53.560 the runway for Kate shuffling the decks. Yes, an episode 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.400 with Steven, said Sarah tick Dick, another roving report from 0:02:56.400 --> 0:03:00.720 Oscar Tick. Thank you, Katie. Give ben Ford his teatowel. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:02.320 Jake suggested, funk I got to get on that. 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:03.960 I was talking him this week too. I should have 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:04.200 done it. 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:05.600 I could just post it to him or something. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:06.400 I know where he lives. 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:08.400 I'll just drop it off do yeah, Oh easy, okay, 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.200 I'll just drop it off out it with no context. 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:15.760 For context though the teatowel he tweeted me around the 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.720 time of the bog and Gate video that went viral 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.000 in twenty fifteen. Cheusing knew me as the work experienced kid. 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:22.200 He was like, can you grab me one of those 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.200 tea tawls you mentioned in the video. I was like, 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.359 of course, I can do that. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.400 Seems like a really I don't think he'll remember. 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:30.720 He probably won't. I'll have to fucking screenshot the tweet 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.079 when I see him to send it to him yet. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:36.120 Lana suggested the life on Cut Girls. As guests on 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:37.920 this podcast, you'll pick up co hosts. 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:40.000 Yes, we're my former co host, so that won't. 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.480 Be happening for Yeah. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.560 No, no, I honestly just don't think that's going to 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:45.200 happen with timing. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.040 Yes, was Lana, Sorry, John Lord's sending us off? Thank you, 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:51.280 Emily Tie. Can we finally get me playing the violin? 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:54.480 Thank you? Jack Tick go into a smashroom. Matt suggested 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:55.000 that Tic. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.680 Tick, well, we are doing well, We're doing well, all right, 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:58.360 we're making. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.600 A Peter wanted jen A on mom more time she 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:04.360 did a little message for it. Sure that that's okay. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.280 Olivia wanted more talk back teams moments tick. 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.040 We did that. We're getting through it. 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:10.280 Yeah, we are getting through it. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.080 Actually, there's one more thing on the bucket list that 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.360 you haven't said, Mitch. Yeah, well, actually, why don't we 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.120 just do it now? Why don't we just get it 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:16.640 over and done with? 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:18.480 You want to tick something off now? Yeah? I think so. 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.719 It won't be quick, but it certainly will be enjoyed. Sure, 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.280 all right, it's your first time listening. Welcome to It 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:25.080 is just me. Every show we start the same way. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.400 Something we've noticed, something we hate, her appreciate. Mitch doesn't 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:31.040 know mine, I don't know Mitch's. We jump in, sure 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:38.000 go Bradley, Is it just me? Is it time Dot 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:42.240 Wiggins made a comeback on the podcast? Because she's here now, 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:43.760 you will not believe this. 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:46.040 You're right, Katie did suggest that for the buck list 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:47.599 one loves cut up with Dot Wigan. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.920 Well, she's here. I have a pssiatrist's next door to 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:55.440 Pepsi Palace, and she said she messaged me, hilarious message 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:57.279 me and it was just like you know when you 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.680 do one letter than four spaces and two letters. Yeah, 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.839 just coming to see with a letter see you at 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:04.800 pod iatrist. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.239 That would have taken her a long time to write 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:09.680 that text month. 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:10.840 So but she's here. I've just put her in the 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.520 green room. She's like, go get her so excited. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.360 Oh it's been so we haven't seen her in this 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:17.039 new building. 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.960 So Dot is Cherry's old lady alter ego for those 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:22.480 that are you here. But he commits to the bit. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:29.440 She has come here, Dot down, Hold on here, I'll 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:33.520 get it a hand, Cheery, help her down. She's okay. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.480 So she's aged a little since she's been here. 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:39.640 Last you've forgotten us, Doc Gordon. Girl, look fantastic. Thank 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.479 you you're talking to me or Jenna you me? Yes, 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.040 thank you? What is your nail polish? 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:44.640 You? 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:48.400 I'm so proud of you and your radio career being 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:49.640 here in this studio. 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:50.359 Oh don't know. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:52.279 It's a I can't wait to hear you in the 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:55.479 new year on the show and the program is the 0:05:55.560 --> 0:06:00.320 only thing keeping my heart pumping, knowing that I'll be 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:04.479 able to listen to you, my gorgeous grandson from the 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.440 wireless I haven't been proud of him. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.760 Girls, she hadn't heard the news. Who are you? 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:13.400 No, that's Jenna, you know, jennadaughter, My. 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:18.000 Gorgeous girl, thin and skin like a lizard. 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:20.440 How was the podiatress? 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:21.200 Awful? 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:23.960 Awful? Mate? What actually is a podiatress? 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:24.160 Dot? 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:25.719 I'm not even sure off the top of my head, 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:30.400 over prist Darling, it's a foot doctor. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.880 Oh, I see people wanted you back on the show? 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.240 They did, didn't they want her back on the show much? 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:39.039 I think the reason Dots don't take it personally that 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.479 you stopped appearing as often as you did is because 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:43.520 more often than not, you were here for the sake 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:45.919 of a prank call. And we kind of banned prank 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:48.400 calls in a way. Dot, But maybe we just throw 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:52.160 the fucking rule book out because we're nearly ending the podcast. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:53.800 Maybe it's fucking muck up day for us? 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:54.920 Who could we prank call? 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.919 Do you think maybe she left her wallet at the podiatress? 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.440 What's the nearest diatrist to pepsi palace? 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.800 Find a podiatrist near me? And is that the one 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:04.120 you went? 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:04.920 Dot? 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:09.200 You can look at Jenna's computer, Okay, don't you're on 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:09.800 the pod. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.120 Okay, dot, Well we're ready to go. We've found the 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.360 number of the nearest podiatrists to us, so let's let's 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:17.000 give him a call. 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:25.920 You've got a cough, Dot. Hello, I can help you. 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:28.200 It's me calling. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.680 I'm so sorry to bother you again. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.040 I was just in there with. 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:36.280 My my grandson to get my callouses off. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:42.520 It's just poor. No, no, there's no poor here. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:42.720 Man. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:46.440 You do fit, yes, we do. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:47.720 You know you. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:50.120 Do fit. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:55.000 I'm just calling out left my purse. I think it 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:58.640 might be looking calling the wrong pedietary clinic. I think 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:03.520 you might be fib Are you looking for paling peddietary perhaps? 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:07.120 Or who? I think you're called the wrong clinic. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:07.360 Man. 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.800 You don't have my purse. No, we don't have your purse. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:19.560 There's anything in Lost and Found anything? No person? Or 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:24.920 it's a crocodile, black crocodile. I think you've got the 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:30.680 wrong place. I think you've got the wrong number. All right, 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:38.840 well I have a lovely day, thank you, Paul. All right, 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:42.360 that's enough. She's exhausted, she's tired. You can tell she's 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:45.120 you know, she's she's old, she's older. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.080 Back I would have even rummaged through lost and found 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:47.960 and be like, we've got one. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.440 That would have actually seemed quite sweet. He had like 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:51.800 a car. 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.280 He probably gets dots types calling all day every time. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:59.240 They're the only people that I've been to a I 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.080 actually have had my tonails removed. And then I went 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.720 to a psychic and he's like, your tornails had removed? Really, 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.920 how did you know? That's very specific? 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.520 Well, DoD it has been lovely to see you, to 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:13.920 get to right and who what is that? And is 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.960 it just me of my own? I've got one. It's 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.000 something embarrassing that happened to me on the way to 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:18.800 the studio today. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.360 Do you have any gym? 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:22.800 The fox? 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:24.480 You know? 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:27.040 I was trying to wrap read the room badly? 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:30.200 Just me. 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:37.120 Do you miss what's his name? You know? 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.400 The boy Andrew? 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.560 Okay, what a man. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.720 He was so brasiant with those cases and I don't 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.400 know what he's corn and I miss him greatly. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:53.160 He's so good. He's very good. And we're also a 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:58.360 fan of Allen Jones mainly point but as great. Yeah, 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.400 who just grace? 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.160 Didn't you love Ralph Harris the. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:10.079 Lobble Lobble? I watched you. I've got a Kevin spacey 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:10.880 film Modern Time. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.959 I really want to finish it, all right. 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:15.880 Okay, she's got to go, she's got Look she's she's 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:20.960 ninety six. Thank you, thank you, help her out. 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:23.440 She's tripped, she's tripped. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:24.040 Help her out. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.480 Well, let's take it to the pediatric Farewell. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:30.640 Dot I die. We'll miss you, all right, you're ready 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:38.560 for my please? Okay, Bradley, is it just me? Do 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.080 you ever throw your food scraps out the window. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.400 All the time? I did a banana peal yesterday. 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:43.680 Yeah. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:47.120 See that's what I mean, fruit and ship perishables. Obviously, 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:48.959 you don't throw your mackets trash out the window. That's 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:52.319 gronky yuck. But like chook bucket items, that's fine. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:52.600 Right. 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:52.839 Yeah. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.920 You know what I do every morning? I peel an egg, 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.679 I crack it on the side of my car, put 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.200 my window down, and I peel the egg with my 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.240 thumb and then boil boiled egg and then eat that 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:01.800 as I drive. 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:03.920 And then you don't throw the shell out the window. 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:07.800 Yeah, it's all biodegradable, it's all natural. Oh. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.400 I'm all throw things out the window thinking the birds 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.400 will love that. 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:12.120 That'll be a good. 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:13.720 Snack for the birds. They can't eat an egg shell. 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:15.600 At the same time, when you throw it out, you 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.160 don't want them to be on the road. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:19.559 Well that's the thing. Because I made a bit of 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.360 an error today because night realize that you do this 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.120 in Sydney. I thought it might have been a country 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:26.800 people thing because that was so the norm on the 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:29.719 country roads with if you're driving around and it's just farmland, 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.360 basically you just chuck it out the window. It's such 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.319 a normal thing to do. We would throw scraps and 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.959 shit out the window of the school bus. It's very 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:40.720 normal for the sheep. But today I just auto piloted 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.720 on the way here and without even fucking thinking, I 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:48.320 just put my window down chucked an apple core out 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.040 the window while I was in the fucking West Connects tunnel. 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.480 Oh my god, what did I just do? 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:58.800 Like there was a car behind me birds in a tunnel? 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.120 Oh, Mitchell, shocking. 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:03.200 And it was too late. By the time I realized, 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.000 I was like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.160 You've got an art appeal and the wind screen live. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.120 Some big mac truck has to swerve to be fair. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:12.400 I think it's fine. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.360 Not in a ton or we not in a ton 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:16.760 or no. And also I don't think I've done that 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.559 the whole ten years almost that I've been in Sydney. 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:20.439 It was autopilot. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.640 Yeah, that reflex. I don't know where it came from. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:26.440 Mitchell I do it too. Did do chewing gum? No? No, 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:29.040 that's not cool. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:30.280 You do don't. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.679 You don't have any gum. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.480 The best thing you can do is just like, if 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.920 you're at a cafe or something and they've got one 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:38.280 of the serviette to spend, pick up a fuck load 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:39.560 of those, put him in the glove box, and then 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:40.480 you can your gummy. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.720 I've got their tissues in my good box. I saw 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.760 some guy on TikTok. He's like, here's my life to 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.319 being frougle. He's like a frugal guy on TikTok and 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:48.800 he's like, this is how I've saved two hundred and 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.440 fifty thousand dollars or whatever. And he doesn't buy toilet paper. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.600 He gets a wad of serviettes wherever he goes out. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.200 That's a big commitment because if you run out of servietes, 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.600 I feel like that would run out quicker than fucking 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:00.120 toilet paper. It's also fair, like. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.520 Is designed to get sauce out of your finger tips. 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.480 Yeah, I feel like a napkin. It's got too much texture. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:08.480 Yeah, you don't want you don't want to feel anything. No, No, 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:09.720 it's got bumps and shit. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:10.840 Oh awful. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:14.080 Although I love a wet wipe, like it's biodegradeable wet wipe, 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:17.080 I mean that. Whoever invented that? I mean, oh, come on. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:20.280 It's so confronting when you've just been using regular toilet 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:23.480 paper to wipe your rear, entrance or eggs and whatever 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.640 you want to call it. Yeah, it's so confronting when 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:27.800 you use regular toilet paper to wipe and you think 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:29.200 you're done and you're like, yeah, I'm clean, and then 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:31.720 you get a wet wipe involved and you're like, I've 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:33.480 been walking around with a dirty AARs all this time. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:33.800 I know. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.199 It's quite humbling, isn't it. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:38.679 Yeah, it gets a lot more done than just toilet paper. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.560 Also, like it's humbling to know, like how clean I 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.560 keep myself. Some men do not clean themselves at all. 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:47.439 They let water rints down and that is their clean. 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:49.720 Can I get all up in there like I'm debooning 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:52.520 a salmon fillt, Like I'm in there I'm swiping, I'm 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.480 up and I'm downing. It's like I get in every 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:55.200 nook and cranny. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.000 Do you know what I always forget to do, which 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.280 is so embarrassing because I'm a grown ass adult now, 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:00.239 I always forget. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:00.760 To clean me ears. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:03.720 Oh oh yeah, you know it's an old thing that 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.160 people say, like, oh, I forget to clean behind your ears. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.720 I do behind, but just in there in there? 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.920 Oh, what do you mean, like the cracks in here? 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:13.760 Because sometimes because I've got long nails, if I just 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.320 do this, yeah, and reach inside the lode and just 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.280 give it a quick scratch around the edge, I'm like, oh, 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.160 that's confronted clean today actually, but a lot of like 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.640 I don't even know what it is, sweat in there. 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.280 And like dry skin and all. 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:29.040 Yeah, it's just like a white powder out under my nail, 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.040 and I'm like, shit, yeah, I've got to clean the 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.520 ear's a bit more thoroughly than now. One I always forget. 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.640 But how is one ought to clean their ears? Yeah 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.080 with a shower? Do you just like pour the aceop 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:38.960 into the ear? 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.680 No? No, but you get a Q tip and I 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.840 think you swirl around. Yeah, you put a bit of 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.080 something on there and you clean it up. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:48.040 I'll tell you what, having Sean moving has really fucked 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.520 my nighttime routine. Oh yeah, because I used to have 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.000 my Q tips like the ear cleaner's and the floss 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.640 in the coffee table in the lund room because if 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:58.240 I was watching TV alone at night, I just get 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.480 that shit done then and there. But now the is there. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:01.840 I can't dory that in front of him. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.240 That's putrid. Yeah. Wait, so do you guys do your 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.360 morning return? Well, I guess you've got different routines like 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.640 in the morning when he's getting ready for work. You guys, 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:12.280 when they've got multiple bathrooms, you don't share a sink 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:13.320 or do you have separate sinks. 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:15.960 Well, he's just sort of started using the main downstairs 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:17.720 bathroom is his and it's almost like I have the 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.280 on suite to myself. How it's worked out. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:23.760 Is there a main downstairs bathroom? Yeah, and then the laundry. 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:27.640 I think it's good to have different ones opportunity they have. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:31.040 And when I worked here, one of my colleagues was saying, 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:33.160 oh my god, me and my partner, we could never 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.360 go back to having only one bathroom, Like we just 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.400 couldn't cope and I was thinking, fuck, you're a snob. 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.600 But now I'm like, nah, I get it. Once you're there, 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:41.600 you can't go back home. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.520 Well, when I lived out of home, yeah, separate bathrooms 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:48.080 was incredible, incredible, especially with the limited bench space. Like, 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:49.960 you don't realize how many products you need. You I've 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:51.080 got ointments and oils. 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:52.840 And you have more products than fucking anyone I do. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:55.880 I'm trying to pair it back though. Ah yah, yeah, yeah. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.200 You're doing a decluttering all the bloody skin care well. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:02.120 Less there's more apparently with skincare. I mean, Jenny, well, no, 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:03.280 I would all a lot. 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:04.120 I know, I was just like. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.400 Caught up in that in the you know, the fat 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:06.880 of it all. But you, Jenna, how many how many 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.160 steps is your skin care routine? 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:09.240 Usually like four? 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:11.360 Yeah, okay, even that's a lot for me. 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.560 I would even that, but mine at night is now three. 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:15.720 Wow, that's coons. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:17.640 I know. I use a retinol and then I use 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.359 a face oil and then a night moisturizer. 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:24.520 That's it. And oh that's in the shower skincare thing. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.280 Yeah no, because that's like part of it. I double 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.120 cleanse though, yeah, apparently that's it. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:28.720 Yeah, that's the. 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:30.640 Key to it. When it cleansed twice. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:32.680 First, think I do that because I will go now 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:33.400 it doesn't feel right. 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.040 Yeah, we know when your shampoo ryeah, they say do 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:36.960 it twice. Yeah, first one it gets just the oil out, 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:38.520 and the second one gets to the roots and cleans 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:40.880 all the cells whatever. So yeah, I cleansed twice. 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:43.840 And then literally where the phrase rinse and repeat comes from, 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:45.040 You're meant to shampoo twice? 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:48.480 Yeah? Really, Oh funny, but my morning, my daily routine 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:51.200 is two steps. Now. 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:55.440