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Speaker 1: Women Woody bite sized.

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Speaker 2: You've got our very God Martha, Martha Calipatata, who joins

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Speaker 2: us in the studio.

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Speaker 3: Problem too big or too small.

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Speaker 1: If you're having an issue, you know who to call.

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Speaker 1: It's women Woodies very God Martha. Welcome back, mate, Thanks

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Speaker 1: for having me. Guys. Sure, it's always good to be here.

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Speaker 2: So good to see you. Hey. Of especial occasion though today,

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Speaker 2: Why you're is it your mom's.

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Speaker 1: It is my mom's thirty five year wedding anniversary and.

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Speaker 2: She's sitting outside can see it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's just your chauffeur when you're in the city

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Speaker 4: or pretty much.

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Speaker 1: But basically dad doesn't want to take her out, so

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go out with her and have like

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Speaker 1: some lobster and champagne.

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Speaker 4: Oh wedding anniversary. And somehow he's tired apparently When did

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Speaker 4: he call it off?

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Speaker 3: Afternoon?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an afternoon call. Yeah, thirty years siful

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Speaker 1: you guys.

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Speaker 2: You're kidding.

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Speaker 1: She's completely unfazed with it. By the way, as long

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Speaker 1: as she gets her lobster roll, she doesn't care who

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Speaker 1: she's eating with. She's completely on.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to get Mary in here. It's on stage.

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Speaker 2: We'll have a bit of a chat.

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Speaker 1: I'll see how she really feels about it.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's talk a little bit about mass because I

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Speaker 2: know there's the edit right now going around for Selin.

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Speaker 4: Is it a little bit of a villain edit Selin Selene.

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Speaker 2: Which is similar edit to some I'm sure you can empathize.

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Speaker 4: Well, you were violent, you covered someone with red wine?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 1: Was I a villain? I thought I was a straight sweetet,

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Speaker 1: like right next to Choppery. Okay, take the red wine

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Speaker 1: out of her. That was the reunion though, But.

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Speaker 4: During that, did you dump red wine on someone?

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Speaker 1: Sorry if we can, just because I'm really protective of

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Speaker 1: anyone that I love or care about, and she was

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Speaker 1: coming for Michael, and Michael would never like he's not

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Speaker 1: his un confrontationous. That's like where I tagged me. I

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Speaker 1: mean like tag team and I can deal with it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy it, like that is so out of

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Speaker 1: character for me. But it was just a high pressure situation. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but here's your man, like never ever, ever, ever, Like

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Speaker 1: no one can say anything about about Michael except me.

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Speaker 2: Of course.

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Speaker 1: That's fair enough, that's fair enough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I gottother question from Arthur, which you were

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Speaker 2: talking about yesterday on the show, which I'd love you

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Speaker 2: for you to ask her, Actually.

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Speaker 4: Are you referring to the first week stuff?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Thanks Will. It was a little bit uncomfortable. So I

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Speaker 4: was making the claim yesterday that hanky panky in the

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Speaker 4: first week of meeting someone is the best it gets

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Speaker 4: as because of the excitement there, and there's just you know,

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Speaker 4: Blood's pumping, Gennale's pumping, et cetera. And then after that

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Speaker 4: first week insteadily gets worse. Would you agree with that

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Speaker 4: statement or disagree with that.

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Speaker 1: With your Do you think the first week is all

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Speaker 1: like fumbly and awkward and it's all.

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Speaker 5: Weird, but the excitement.

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Speaker 2: Realizing I'm watching that.

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Speaker 4: Sorry man for that statement, but don't reckon that. It's

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Speaker 4: hard to get that like that initial spark back later on.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like sure, I mean, yes,

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Speaker 1: there's the excitement, but it's like nerves, isn't it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, like real excitement, Like you know, when you

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Speaker 1: know someone and you actually care for them and you

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Speaker 1: love them, it's a bit different. But when it's like

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Speaker 1: a stranger, it's like nerves kind.

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Speaker 2: Of which, as we discussed for men, can can be

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Speaker 2: disastrous a lot of the time.

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Speaker 1: All great really depends on.

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Speaker 4: No, that's true, will and often disaster when we're feeling nervous.

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Speaker 4: There's a certain part of us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nut large to be.

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Speaker 3: She is.

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Speaker 2: We've got more with Mathers. We've got Martha Callafatta's our

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Speaker 2: fairy god Martha in the studio. Very god Martha, and

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited to say that she's got her mother

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Speaker 2: Mary in the studio as well. Very welcome.

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Speaker 5: Hi guys, thank you so happy.

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Speaker 1: So oh no, take it away, Mary.

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Speaker 5: I've been the uber driver since nine o'clock. So she

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Speaker 5: she happy complaining.

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Speaker 1: I can't actually say a bad word about her. She

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Speaker 1: has driven me to like three different meetings.

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Speaker 4: Did I say right that you were complaining about MSG

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Speaker 4: and your chips for lunch today as well?

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Speaker 5: There was a there was a funny taste and I

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Speaker 5: said the aftertaste tasted like gene. She said, oh, it's

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Speaker 5: probably not, and I said it's not.

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Speaker 1: MSG.

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Speaker 4: You ate the whole box of chicken and then you

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Speaker 4: went to the counter in complain.

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Speaker 1: It's coming from the woman who it's like a packet

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Speaker 1: of chicken twisties every night, not chicken cheese.

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Speaker 4: And the other big scoop that we're learning about, is

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Speaker 4: it's your thirty five year wedding anniversary tonight?

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Speaker 5: Yes it is.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 5: I didn't even know it was my anniversary because every

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Speaker 5: year I forget.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you didn't have you told your husband that

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Speaker 2: it's that your wedding anniversary? No, you haven't told him.

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Speaker 5: I said to him, why don't we go out for

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Speaker 5: dinner tonight? And he said okay, And then he renegged

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Speaker 5: on me and he said, you know what, just just

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Speaker 5: take someone now.

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Speaker 2: Before we get to because I really want to call

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Speaker 2: what's what's your husband's say? Okay? I really want to

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Speaker 2: call THEO before we do. I just want to know

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Speaker 2: very quickly, what was Martha like as a kid?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My god, any horror stories around her, anything that you

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Speaker 2: struggled with at all?

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Speaker 1: No, it's not really a good kid a kid, it was. No,

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Speaker 1: it was only once I got older that I was.

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Speaker 5: She smashed every car that she ever drove.

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Speaker 1: I smashed about thirteen of my dad's thirteen. I had

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Speaker 1: about thirteen fender benders, maybe more. She came home with

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Speaker 1: the door missing the car, like.

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Speaker 5: Who does that?

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Speaker 1: Wait? Wait? And it was Dad's company car.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the whole door was off Frere.

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Speaker 4: It was the drivers to drive you did you back

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Speaker 4: back out?

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Speaker 1: Someone clipped it at seven eleven.

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Speaker 2: And you went.

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Speaker 1: And I cooked And I'm like, Dad, I was just

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Speaker 1: opening the door.

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Speaker 5: He goes, stop.

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Speaker 4: Did you put the door in the boot or said.

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Speaker 5: His brother to go and pick it up later?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, Well, I'm sure we could talk about Martha

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Speaker 2: as a teenager all day. Let's get down to business,

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Speaker 2: you know, So THEO what do you think he's going

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Speaker 5: I'm going to say, Martha can't come with me, so

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Speaker 5: can you want to come?

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Speaker 2: You have to remind him that it's thirty?

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Speaker 5: Have you forgotten something today?

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Speaker 4: I like Mary?

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Speaker 2: All right, so we'll go straight to you. Mary.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Yeah, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Are you doing?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, Martha can't come with me for dinner? So

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Speaker 5: do you want to come? Are you there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: What you're talking about?

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Speaker 5: Oh? What am I talking about?

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Speaker 3: Now? Why that? Won't you tell me?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: What were you going to do? Buy me a diamond ring?

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Speaker 3: Tight as you and your diamond rings?

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Speaker 1: Me? Well?

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Speaker 5: You I organized lobster and champagne. But yeah, where it

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Speaker 5: was a surprise you tell me, and you know how

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Speaker 5: many years that he's twenty eight.

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Speaker 3: Years when Mars thirty three? You know, man, why did

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Speaker 3: you tell me what you were up to?

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Speaker 5: Well, I wanted to surprise you. You know how I'm

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Speaker 5: a romantic.

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Speaker 3: Every other time you have a body dunner.

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Speaker 5: I know, because I forget every year. Susie reminded me.

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Speaker 2: So who are you do with hey the you're actually

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Speaker 2: on radio with Will and Muddy.

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Speaker 1: No you're not, Yeah, we are?

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Speaker 5: You are?

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Speaker 2: You know you're on radio? You just swore like a trooper,

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Speaker 2: just very quickly before you go. We were asking Martha

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Speaker 2: before about the time that she blew the door off

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Speaker 2: your car and drove it home. What are your thoughts

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Speaker 2: on that?

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Speaker 3: Well, I was a surprise. Was a surprise she had.

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Speaker 3: We got a bloody uncle to tell me that you

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Speaker 3: know something? Well, you know we need never would keep

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Speaker 3: martha car because we know something would happen.

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Speaker 1: Thanks ride star Airy.

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Speaker 5: That aren't you shocked? And I think he's very intelligent

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Speaker 5: with he was all over. I can just say to him,

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Speaker 5: can you work out because I make my own sour

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Speaker 5: don't And I'll say, can you work out the percentage

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Speaker 5: of how much and he does it straight away.

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Speaker 1: It's simple maths make it's a simple math.

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Speaker 5: I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: It's it's eight o'clock THEO and I put my sourdo

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Speaker 1: in four hours ago. What time did I do it?

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Speaker 2: How does he do it? Honestly, studio mate. I have

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Speaker 2: a wonderful day, Thanks mother.

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Speaker 1: Anytime are of the boys on the Full Show podcast?

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Speaker 2: You know you want to