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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: The King's Coronation, King's Charles is getting coronated, not collinated.

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Speaker 1: We're not going there.

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Speaker 2: We're not going there. We're not going we'd all agree,

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Speaker 2: scepter orb too hard as the chosen instrument. Now Woods,

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Speaker 2: before we get into the coronation, not the coronation of

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Speaker 2: King Charles. There's a few words here. I've got the

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Speaker 2: actual procedure set out for me here. I'd love for

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Speaker 2: you to try and guess what they mean. What do

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Speaker 2: you think the anointing involves?

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Speaker 1: So to anoint would be to call him, to call

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Speaker 1: him up when he when he is anointed, that is,

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Speaker 1: called him out from the crowd. Would the king please

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Speaker 1: step forward? No, I'm just trying to logically run it

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Speaker 1: through to annoy to someone, and I'm thinking of a point.

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Speaker 1: Put his jacket on, put his coat.

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Speaker 2: On, put on.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: Anointing someone is when you put oil or liquid on

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Speaker 2: their head. Yeah, the archbishop will pour a special oil

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Speaker 2: from a gold flask from the coronation spoon.

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Speaker 1: A little facial on his head, breast, on his breast.

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Speaker 1: They oil when it was the queen, Oh god, I mean,

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Speaker 1: just get with the times. Royal family. You can't be chest,

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Speaker 1: you just can't be.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't find the chest. It's a get in there, all right.

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Speaker 2: So next one presentation of regalia.

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Speaker 1: So I reckon, They've got him behind some sort of curtain.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, and then it's like drop the curtain, and

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Speaker 1: then it's like bang there I am in all my

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Speaker 1: royal guard.

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Speaker 2: He's oiled. No, no, no, no, He's presented with a

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Speaker 2: number of very valuable royal pieces. So this is the

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Speaker 2: crown jerk, the spurs, the swords, the amals, all those things.

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Speaker 2: What do you think The investitures is my favorite part

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Speaker 2: of the song. By the way, listen to this. This is.

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Speaker 1: Spy game anyone the movie Spy Game?

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Speaker 2: Why are we playing? This is awesome?

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Speaker 1: Brad Pitt?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Investiture, what do you think that is?

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Speaker 1: Investure would be sparta. I think it is makes He

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Speaker 1: makes his first investment with royal cash. So like, you're

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Speaker 1: now the owner of money in the world. What do

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Speaker 1: you want to invest in?

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Speaker 2: It's Valdi? Sorry, it's the Four Seasons. God. Classical music

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Speaker 2: fans are dying. Sorry, what are you so wrong? Back

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Speaker 2: on you? No, no, he doesn't just sit there. Where

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Speaker 2: do you want to put your cash first, mate, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to go for bonds, beautiful, great calls, ten million pounds.

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Speaker 2: Will it be? No? The investiture the bell rings for

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Speaker 2: two minutes, trumpets sound and the gun salote is the

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Speaker 2: investiture and confusing titles, mate, I'm not done the homage.

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Speaker 2: That's the other part of it. Oh god, hey on

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Speaker 2: to see again Govaldi. I think it's spring in the

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Speaker 2: Quatro stati first part of it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that's violin there, I think, so yeah, oh, take me,

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Speaker 1: take me.

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Speaker 2: It's the four Seasons, the Quadra Stagioni. It's one of

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Speaker 2: the most famous pieces of music on the planet.

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Speaker 1: It's in heaps of movies. Would be he gives a

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Speaker 1: brief speech about the previous person who was on the chair,

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Speaker 1: so he'll be giving a beautiful speech about his mother.

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Speaker 1: Oh to his mom.

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Speaker 2: No. The senior officials all ben denee and they kiss

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Speaker 2: his hand. They kiss his hand yet.

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Speaker 1: Bare hand or gloved.

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Speaker 2: I think it's with the ring, with the royal ring.

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Speaker 2: They kissed the royal ring. Yeah, bloody yeah, isn't that amazing?

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Speaker 2: So look, you and I know nothing about this, and

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Speaker 2: as is proven by that, we were probably more interested

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Speaker 2: in the backing track than we were the actual coronation.

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Speaker 2: But there are lots of people who are very, very

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Speaker 2: pumped about this, and I really I know your mum

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Speaker 2: is one of them, so I'd love to hear from her.

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Speaker 1: We'll call her up next as well, because.

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Speaker 2: I'm currently in the position where there's this big news

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Speaker 2: point going on. It's on the weekends in all the papers.

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Speaker 2: This is what's happening. This is what's happening. You can't

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Speaker 2: escape it. I don't give a rats ass, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I just don't care, and I kind of would like

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Speaker 2: to do, you know what I mean. I'm always at

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Speaker 2: the I'm like, intrigue me, investor make me want to

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Speaker 2: watch this thing because I feel like currently I'm missing

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Speaker 2: out on a big bit. I want to know from

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Speaker 2: you guys thirty one and six five, is there someone

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Speaker 2: out there who can convince me to watch tomorrow night?

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Speaker 1: And we'll see if Mum can do it as well.

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Speaker 1: Because Mum will watch the en.

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Speaker 2: She'll have a yeah for all those nasayers out there,

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Speaker 2: this might be good therapy for you as well. Why

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Speaker 2: should we watch the coronation toorrow night? Convinces that it's

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Speaker 2: a worthwhile operation, like even our producer l J who's

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Speaker 2: a brit and she's an absolute mad Royal fan. Elg,

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Speaker 2: why do you like the coronation?

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Speaker 1: Just the pump, that glitz, the glabor, all of that.

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Speaker 2: So that's just not getting me to chat. So there's

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Speaker 2: good there's a good game for footy on Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: So let's get me over the line here, Jess on

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Speaker 2: thirty one and six five. You're pumped about it?

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Speaker 4: Oh, absolutely, It's a historical event.

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Speaker 5: If nothing else, this hasn't happened since Betty, like we've

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Speaker 5: It's been so many years.

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Speaker 4: It's a big deal.

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Speaker 6: I'm we're having a party scone finger sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: That sounds actually quite nice. Excuse to have ten scones.

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Speaker 2: Again, I'd rather just have everyone around for teen SCons.

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Speaker 2: It's going to go for five hours? Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: So I'm just not there yet.

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Speaker 1: A number one fan, or the number one fan of

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Speaker 1: the royal family is my mother. She sat through the

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Speaker 1: entire funeral of the Queen, which I'm going to say

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Speaker 1: was probably more interesting than the currente.

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Speaker 2: The Queen's funeral one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: Mum didn't miss a minute of it, and I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure she watched it again, so she watched.

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Speaker 2: It twice when for six hours.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves it. So I wouldn't mind calling mum

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Speaker 1: right now and just on what Elge said before, our

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Speaker 1: producer like, my mum's also thrown around around the word glitzlits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I spoke to earlier in the week and she's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I just can't watch it, but.

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Speaker 2: Just said it as well. She was like, it's the glitz,

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Speaker 2: it's the pomp glit. What is glitz?

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Speaker 1: To say the mum, I was like, what is glitz?

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Speaker 1: And she's like, well, just watch it on Saturday night

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Speaker 1: and you'll be thinking glitz. And I just love all

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Speaker 1: the glitz. So I think what'd be quite funny is

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Speaker 1: what don't we call mum right now? And the exactly

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Speaker 1: the sounds we've been doing. I'm like, m'um, why do

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Speaker 1: you think I should watch it? Let's see how many

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Speaker 1: times she says the word glitz without any explanation. Can

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Speaker 1: we get a ding or something? Hey, moment's woody? Oh

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Speaker 1: hi quick one coronation tomorrow night? Are you watching that?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to be watching that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Of course I love it. Why do you reckon I

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Speaker 1: should watch it? Or what would be a good reason

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Speaker 1: to watch it.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a very significant historical event. All the pomp

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Speaker 4: and ceremony and the beautiful dresses and all the glips. Okay,

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Speaker 4: it will be exciting, just the sort of stuff you love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you genuinely think I'll love it because of

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Speaker 1: the glitz and the dresses. So what part of it

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Speaker 1: are you most looking forward to?

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Speaker 4: The music? The music, so yeah, the music, the glitz,

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Speaker 4: the body language with Harry, it's going to.

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Speaker 1: Be right, okay. And what do you think Harry's body

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Speaker 1: language will be?

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Speaker 4: Like, mam, grumpy, very grumpy.

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Speaker 1: And you're a fan of Charles.

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Speaker 4: And I want to see all the tour and the

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Speaker 4: glips that he has to wear, the fur and the glitz.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's real.

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Speaker 4: The glipse is to go. I love you gliit the glitz.

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Speaker 1: So the glitz, the fur, the dresses and what about

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Speaker 1: the horses, mum, let me guess the.

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Speaker 4: Glitz glid, you know, trotting in time with each other.

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Speaker 1: Well, I've actually got Will here as well.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure he'll be enjoying it too, and his mum, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mum, or mum's watching it.

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Speaker 1: It was a pretty good cell mum, the dresses, the glitz.

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Speaker 2: Horses, don't forget the glitz.

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Speaker 4: The glid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the glitz of course.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm just.

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Speaker 7: At the shop fair enough.

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Speaker 2: You know you can wind you wind yourself up. You

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Speaker 2: normally wind yourself up. You don't have any invitation.

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Speaker 4: I look forward to hearing what you guys think of it, anyway,

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Speaker 4: that'll be pretty interesting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've blocked out Monday's show for a full review. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, okay, let's chat thence. Yeah, anyway, on Monday.

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Speaker 1: In front of the shops, usually I'm the lamb. Usually

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Speaker 1: i'm the lamb dislaughter because I say stupid things. But you,

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Speaker 1: my friend William, have slipped up. You didn't realize, did bub.

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Speaker 2: I thought I was just practicing in front of some

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Speaker 2: other trusted professionals who have got my back.

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Speaker 1: How wrong you are, How wrong you are? So basically

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Speaker 1: you were preparing for a prank call. You're a beautiful pranker,

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Speaker 1: a beautiful prank Your voice work is impeccable.

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Speaker 2: Don't talk me out.

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Speaker 1: Because the four will be greater when I talk you

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Speaker 1: about But obviously this is this voice work that you

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Speaker 1: do on prank calls. It needs rehearsal, but stupidly, Will

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Speaker 1: you were rehearsing in front of a microphone which is

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Speaker 1: always recording. My friends, So you wanted to do a

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Speaker 1: prank call as former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, this.

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Speaker 5: Guy, I'm very much in favor of powerful mayors in

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Speaker 5: the West of England and elsewhere.

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Speaker 2: Speaker, can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to give that answer?

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Speaker 2: A guest?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I went, as we all must, to pepper Pig World,

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Speaker 2: pe Pig World. Who's been the pads mean, who's been

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Speaker 2: to pepper Pig World? I was worse. I was a

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Speaker 2: bit hazy when I would find the pepper Pig World,

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Speaker 2: but I loved it. Pepper Pig World is very much

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Speaker 2: my kind of place.

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Speaker 1: So we're there further Ato, you obviously listen to that

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Speaker 1: audio day, listen to that and you're like, I can

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Speaker 1: do that. And here you are Will doing Boris Johnson.

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Speaker 2: This historic moment. Right, you have to reach into my Warran.

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Speaker 2: I discovered there's absolutely nothing in there. Do you have

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Speaker 2: do you have some do you have some chap whose

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Speaker 2: dresses off? Was Warring walking around the out campaigny for

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Speaker 2: the West of England Mayor and all conservative candidates throughout

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Speaker 2: the weeks. Sixty six thousand sausages, missus bigger? Can you

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Speaker 2: hear me? Do you want me to give that answer again? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It has dozens of about thirty sixty six thousand sausages.

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Speaker 2: And I went, as we all must, to pepper Pig World.

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Speaker 2: Who've been to pepper Pig World? Who's been to pepper

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Speaker 2: Pig World? Not enough? Clearly I was a bit eazy

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Speaker 2: about what I would find at pepper Pickle World, but

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Speaker 2: very much my kind of place. Sixty six thousand sausages,

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Speaker 2: you know, let's go. After Robin Williams died, they released

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Speaker 1: You know that time when we went out on Friday

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Speaker 2: We've got about that. Yeah, I came home and I

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Speaker 1: It's a band aid. We do it as a band aid.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I always enjoy seeing a guy, particularly a very

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Speaker 1: It's a big deal, and generally speaking, it does fix

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Speaker 2: So I would love to know if they've tried to

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Speaker 2: And the reason the reason I'm talking about this is, look,

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Speaker 2: Third end one six five? Have they tried to fix

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Speaker 3: I should have got your flowers.

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Speaker 2: All right now. The reason we are talking about this

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Speaker 1: Why would Sophie Monk want seven grand of someone.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, why would sopemunk be messaging this bloke

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Speaker 2: it's actually quite disgusting how she's lured him in messages

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Speaker 2: it was are you serious? Because he was just like,

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Speaker 2: I would loved him. Can we send him something? Can

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Speaker 1: Should flowers.

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Speaker 2: Nice not bad? All right, Well, look if he calls

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Speaker 2: Bryan Bryant, Well, that's it's in the newspaper. Give us

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Speaker 2: some flowers, honestly, because that sucks. Danny is called though.

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Speaker 2: What did he try and fix with flowers?

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Speaker 7: Danny L Hi, guys, are you going good?

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Speaker 7: So I had an appointment to have my eyebrows one

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Speaker 7: we kind of said, I said, I'll just tweet because no, no, no,

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Speaker 7: So on one of them he put the wets on.

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Speaker 7: but he still had a little bit on his finger

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Speaker 2: Oh, he gave me flowers to try and soothe it.

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Speaker 7: For training, but it looked really bad, Like I can't

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Speaker 7: Why would he?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's actually quite smart day sending them publicly

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Speaker 2: Half an eyebrow. Though, can't you already see that.

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Speaker 1: Women are quite good at drawing them on drawing on

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Taylor's called. I'd love to go into that, but Taylor,

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Speaker 2: talk to me, what did you try and fix your flowers?

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Speaker 8: Okay, a bit of a sad one. I inherited. I

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Speaker 6: My grandfather who passed away, and it was very sentimental

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Speaker 2: Oh well, that sounds like something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 8: I got to close the enclosure and the cat got in.

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Speaker 6: Obviously the snake didn't make it. To fix it, he

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Speaker 2: Green roses, right, okay.

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Speaker 6: Get him died, and I was like, I kept the roses.

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Speaker 2: Oh you got rid of it? Really up for killing

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Speaker 1: Totally want I think I'll tell you what I was

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Speaker 2: Think a little part of you would have to have

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Speaker 1: That's a great victory.

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Speaker 2: Enslaved the serpent.

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Speaker 2: Before we go to Beck, these are the stranger stories?

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Speaker 2: What who are these people? Six five? What are you

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Speaker 2: try and fix your flowers? Well?

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Speaker 5: I was seeing a guy for about six months, you know,

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Speaker 5: doing everything right. Obviously thought that we were almost you know,

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Speaker 4: But yeah, it was there was trying to fix that

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Speaker 3: I don't understand it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he said flowers because he had a wife, and

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Speaker 2: he's definitely what I'm talking about. He's definitely one dimensional.

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Speaker 1: He's definitely on the two for one deal as well

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Speaker 1: More after this, it's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: There's a whole bunch of people we could have got

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Number one.

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Speaker 2: Well, people that are there. I would have liked to

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Speaker 2: And then would have been my question says you know

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Speaker 2: aged woman who is also a banker and likes writing song.

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Speaker 2: Parody is in her spare time. She's a parody.

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Speaker 1: Please Garante to blow your mind.

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Speaker 2: The parody Queen Dina joined and I called her a

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Speaker 2: and I definitely shouldn't have assumed that. I'm sorry about that. Mate.

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Speaker 3: Oh look, apology accepted. Yeah, but you know, a woman

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Speaker 1: No, nothing rattles you, though, Dina, nothing rattles you. How

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Speaker 2: Dana does have a ballpark though, Dina, like I was,

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, well, I was doubling down. He's thinking

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe double it, and then adds.

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Speaker 1: Some Okay, there you go. Well you have a very

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 2: Before we get into the parodies, though, Dina, can we

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Speaker 2: just talk quickly because obviously you're you're also our ear

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Speaker 3: Interest rate yeah, yeah, I mean, what can I say?

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Speaker 2: Guys?

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Speaker 3: Another rates are you know, increased by the RBA. So

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay, and that's the official word from that's the

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Speaker 1: official word from the bank. No, just me, yeah, yeahge Dina,

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Speaker 2: We've got no idea, but she's up there. She is

438
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 2: up there. Now, d let's get down to the parodies, mate.

439
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 2: So obviously the producers hit you out. I know again

440
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 2: as always very late. Notice, but you have written two parodies.

441
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,640
Speaker 2: I'm being told about Charles being coronated this Saturday.

442
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 3: Yes, correct, Yes, okay, I had to. It's a big event.

443
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 2: That's you, of course. I mean, yeah, I imagine you

444
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 2: the same sort of feeling that great writers get when

445
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 2: something happens and they feel.

446
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 5: Like the inspiration came flowing, beautiful, great to hear. A.

447
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 2: Right, well this is your first song.

448
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 1: I say, lying mean I said you've done here.

449
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 2: All right? Well, well the floors you mate?

450
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 3: Okay a may A cheer? Why am I not listening

451
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 3: a may cheer? Wearing lots of brings, He's laded his

452
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 3: whole life Whisker Miller as his wife to see and say.

453
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Speaker 5: What our day?

454
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 3: I'm sitting in my chea.

455
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, ageah with with you. I think it's it's the

456
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 2: it's the vocal range that really gets me. That's thet

457
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 2: was quite astonished by. There's just unbelievable. It's the full scale,

458
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 2: isn't it amazing? Dina? Again, no rhymes in there? I

459
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 2: didn't I didn't feel just ah, A couple, A couple

460
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 2: of couple there you had to listen out for a

461
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,400
Speaker 2: couple of lines. The rhyme at the end there, well

462
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 2: it was the what are they?

463
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 3: It's to see and.

464
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 2: Say, oh day and say and again very good? Yeah?

465
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 2: I love it all right?

466
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 1: No gooding?

467
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 2: Second song then shall.

468
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah?

469
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 2: Nice? All right? Great?

470
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 1: Hard to follow that one, Dana of good luck to you.

471
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Charmy's going to be the king's

472
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 3: But do we really care? I don't think we give

473
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 3: a sheep. He doesn't have much hair, he said gage pension,

474
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 3: I said, with their crown driver, catch up on Netflix

475
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 3: and sit my dressing gown.

476
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 2: Again?

477
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: Who went whack there? Day?

478
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 2: And the crown and gown there as well. I really

479
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 2: brought it home with a bank. Are you gonna watch it? Obviously?

480
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 2: You sound passionate about it. Are you going to watch

481
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 2: it on the weekend? Uh?

482
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 3: Probably not, guys. Yeah, ok, I'm in and out of it,

483
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 3: but yeah, I don't think I'll be glued to the shed.

484
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: No, fair enough.

485
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 2: I'm glad we got one for it anyway. Day of

486
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 2: all the authorities we could have had on the coronation

487
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 2: this weekend, the one and only Queen and parodies Dina,

488
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us, mate right to everyone.

489
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: As always, it's will and Woody Lip Kisses Social lip

490
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Speaker 1: Kisses thirteen one oh six five is our number. Give

491
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: us the call if you want to name and shame

492
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 1: a lip kisser cheers. Personally, I can't have them. It

493
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 1: makes me feel a bit uncomfortable when I'm when I'm

494
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: greeting a friend and that friend is trying to seek

495
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 1: out your lips.

496
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're trying. They're They're like homing pigeons, aren't

497
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 2: they all Right.

498
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: You try and balk them, and it's like they anticipate

499
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: the book. They know the book's coming, so they over

500
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: commit to the way the smack bang on the middle.

501
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: My aunt are kind of like it, though, no, because

502
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: sometimes my like Mim wouldn't care. It's a if someone's

503
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 1: lip kissing me, Ither'd be like, oh, I'm in front

504
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: of my beautiful fiance, Like, is she gonna think something's

505
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: going on?

506
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: No, come on, I don't know. Let's not put words

507
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 2: in MIM's mouth doesn't care.

508
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: She probably doesn't care. But I okay, I feel like

509
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like my lips being kissed.

510
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: I'll give you a cheek. You can have the cheek

511
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: all day. You can choose which cheek you want?

512
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 2: Oh, that's very kind.

513
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: Even the French when they kissed both checks go for

514
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: your life?

515
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 2: What about the neck? I'm just kiss Jesus made it

516
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 2: sounds like, you know, you're trying to sell it like

517
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 2: there's a lot of real estate there. But ultimately you're

518
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 2: quite picky, aren't you.

519
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: Well, Yeah, I guess I am. I guess I am.

520
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm just a cheek.

521
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 2: Do you feel about Schnow's kiss?

522
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 1: A Schnow's kiss. I'm not uncomfortable because I'm insecure about

523
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: my schnoves. Now, why am I talking about kiss? I

524
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: should talk about why I'm talking about. Don't you talk

525
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: about my big n aircraft carrier. I'm talking about lip

526
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: kissing because a guy who Taylor Swift used to date.

527
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: She had a very small deally once with a guy

528
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: called Matty Healy who's the lead singer of nineteen seventy five.

529
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 2: I think she's seeing him now. I don't think she's

530
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 2: having a small galions for them. No.

531
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: I think they're doing a reunion on stage. But they

532
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: used to day anyway. He one of the things he

533
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: does at his concerts is he lip kisses people. He

534
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: just gets out there and kisses. Everyone love that, But

535
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: out of respect for Taylor Swift, he stopped doing that

536
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: when they were seeing each other. That's why we're talking

537
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: about lip kissing. We've got George here now, George, let's

538
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: talk about the lip kisser in your life.

539
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 7: So, my missus every time she says hello and birth

540
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 7: grandma's house, she says bye, they.

541
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,199
Speaker 2: Give a bit of a liks your missus and your grandma.

542
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 7: She kisses me.

543
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 2: So he name gissing your nan? Yeah?

544
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah does she? So does? She does she jump a generation?

545
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:55,199
Speaker 2: Then?

546
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: Then does she kiss her mum on the lips?

547
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 7: Not the mums nan?

548
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: That's odd, that's trying miss missus generation, that's her her

549
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: own net.

550
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 2: I thought she was kissing Georgie's nan.

551
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: No, yeah, right, okay, you and your mom kiss on

552
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: the lips.

553
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 2: Well, my mum occasionally goes for that occasion.

554
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: Every every kiss I have seen, every interaction I have

555
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: seen who's watching? Because I get uncomfortable? Uncomfort The producer

556
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: l J she's a lip kiss I wasn't going to

557
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 1: bring that up.

558
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 2: I'm happy to bring it up. She's she's happy to

559
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: bring it up. She loves it. No, I'm a.

560
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: Receiver of a lip kissing if someone's coming for me,

561
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: rude movie in my head, like I feel like I'm

562
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: the bud person.

563
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 2: Absolutely on the lips.

564
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: It's no doubt.

565
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 2: It's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing.

566
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: I want you to know it's not a bad thing.

567
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's I mean, sometimes you know, I feel

568
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 2: like the clown at the fair and I'm like trying

569
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: to go out of the way, you know, like and

570
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 2: you're you've got the ball and you're like in there

571
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: around the side. It's hard to avoid you. Sometimes you

572
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: go for him, and what he said, there's this like,

573
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: there's this honing ability.

574
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: I've got an Auntie, Antie Auntie, She'll see you from

575
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: across the room and she'll be going for those lips.

576
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: It's right off. Now let's go to Lily here, Lily,

577
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: here we go. You've got a member of your family

578
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: who is a lib kisser.

579
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, I do. He's like a great uncle friend. I

580
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 9: haven't seen him in like a really long time, probably

581
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 9: not since I was really young. And we he came

582
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 9: to my sister's twenty first.

583
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 8: He flew in because he lives in England.

584
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 9: Came to my sister's twenty thirst. And my sister had

585
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 9: a brand new boyfriend that hadn't met the family yet. Oh,

586
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 9: right in front of her new boyfriend, he kissed her

587
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 9: straight on the lip.

588
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: Oh right off, that's right.

589
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 2: Was so so awkward. Has anyone said anything to him?

590
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 9: No, because I think our family are a little bit

591
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 9: used to it. But like a teenage girls, we were

592
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 9: sort of like, WHOA, Yeah, he doesn't mean it in

593
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 9: like a creepy way. I don't like. I just think

594
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 9: he's just older, and I think that must be what

595
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 9: they do.

596
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: Do you find.

597
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean in an a grieving way. That's what

598
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: they told her, and that's what they do. Wow, Lily,

599
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: never be a defense attorney.

600
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 4: Poor Will and Woody goodness.

601
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: After this, it's the Women Woody Podcast.

602
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 2: Well, Joe, right now, we'd love to hear from you, guys.

603
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: Third end one and six y five. You're driving home.

604
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 2: If you think you can impersonate someone, well, if you

605
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: got a good voice in your back pocket, or maybe

606
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: you actually sound similar to the person who's in the

607
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: car with you. Either way convinces you're in the car

608
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 2: with somebody else. Third end one and six five. It's

609
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: fine alone, Wiland Woodies.

610
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: Alone I love it. You gotta be good, though, I'll

611
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: tell you, like, we've done this now for how long?

612
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 2: Will ah? Five years?

613
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: I don't think of that long.

614
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: Well, you asked me, how do you think we've done

615
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 2: it for the two years?

616
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: For two years? And I think to get the past

617
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: us now with a fake voice is bloody hard to do.

618
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: Be an elite sportsman that we are as good at

619
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: this as as they are there Brontie Campbell, Bronti Campbell,

620
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 2: the Olympic swimmer.

621
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, also a friend of ours. A little to Bronti,

622
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: but we are the Brogie Campbell of this game.

623
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 2: Well, she bore a record holder, gold medalist.

624
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: All those things.

625
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to Michelle I and she'd be offended

626
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: by that. No, that was equating her career to our

627
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: game of radio.

628
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I'm equating her career in

629
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: swimming to our ability in a small radio game.

630
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have gone for someone that we know.

631
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: Let's go to Michelle, Michelle, who are you in the

632
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: car with?

633
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, I'm with my sister sister.

634
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so give us the specs their older sister, younger

635
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: sister or what's her name?

636
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 8: So this is my younger sister. She's twenty two.

637
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: Okay, cool. What's her name?

638
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 8: I would say my most favorite sister.

639
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't actually care about that.

640
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: What's her name?

641
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 8: Oh, her name's Tiffany.

642
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Tiffany, Okay, throw tiff on the phone please. Okay,

643
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: Hey guys, Hi, Tiffany, why do you think you're Michelle's

644
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: favorite sister?

645
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 8: So recently I just bought her a brand new Tiffany

646
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 8: necklace for her thirty first birthday.

647
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: Tiffany, you bought a Tiffany bracelet. It's all seen a

648
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: little bit too.

649
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: Can you chuck Michelle back on, please, Tiffany.

650
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, hello, it doesn't even sound like you're

651
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: in a car. I'm gonna be honest, Michelle.

652
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how you have. His dreaming is on the

653
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app.

654
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: Baby, So let's have a guest woods where you I'm saying, no,

655
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: I think, Michelle, you're making up the fact that there's

656
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: a woman called Tiffany who got you a Tiffany bracelet.

657
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite sister? Michelle, I'm going to say, you're

658
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: by yourself.

659
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 8: You are right there?

660
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. Whether Brontie Campbell the phone a line,

661
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: there's no doubt about it. Let's go to Ellie here

662
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: on thirteen one sixty five. Ellie, who are you in

663
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: the car with?

664
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, thank you very well.

665
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 8: Here in the car with I'm just driving home with

666
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 8: my friend Jack.

667
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 2: Oh Jack, right, Jack, all right? Jack him on?

668
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 8: You get a boys, what's up?

669
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I think of myself there, l thanks.

670
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever had a female successfully pull

671
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: off fake male No, because no, no we haven't.

672
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 2: That's a I think I personally.

673
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

674
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's the depth and the voice, isn't it.

675
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 2: There was a time when you thought that they were

676
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 2: impersonating a woman and then turned out it was just

677
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: a woman with a very deep voice, and that was awkward.

678
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: That was We'll go to Ash here on Hi, Ash, Hey, guys,

679
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: there's a going yeah, good good.

680
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: Who are you in the car with?

681
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 5: Ash?

682
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: Who are you in the car with?

683
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 4: I'm actually was an old friend of mine.

684
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: Gladders gladders right, okay, so here we go. This is again, guys,

685
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 2: this is this is what we're like to call a

686
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 2: perfect phone line. If you can change if Ash might

687
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 2: be in the car with gladys happy to accept that

688
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: We're about to find that out. But if he manages

689
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 2: to Bamburzlers here woulds this is This is a Hoi

690
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,479
Speaker 2: its lux double pass and one hundred dollars a red

691
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 2: roaster in a in one clean swait. As far as

692
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 2: I'm concerned, I don't know about you any objections.

693
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: There absolutely not the hard thing to do in the game.

694
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: As you said, Wilbur across the genders. Ash, put Gladys

695
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: on the phone, please.

696
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 9: Yes, this is for you to speak now.

697
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 7: Oh hello DearS, Hi.

698
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: Gladys, Yes it is.

699
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: Boy.

700
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did just get out of the jungle, missus Talbot.

701
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: Sure if anyone referred to me as jungle boy. But

702
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: what do you do with yourself, Gladys? Not a lot, dear.

703
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 4: I'm just in the very good friend's many younger. Oh

704
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 4: this is young boy.

705
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: Is there anything going on between you and Ash Gladys.

706
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 8: No, it's truly platonic.

707
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: Deal, don't be so ridiculous. Okay, okay, So how did

708
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 2: you get to know him?

709
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: Then here's my caro.

710
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: He's your Cara lovely all right? So what sort of

711
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 2: thing does he do for you?

712
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: Well, he's driving me to the supermarket.

713
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 2: Deal, oh lovely, and he's just driving you around as

714
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 2: you do things around the house for you.

715
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 3: Well, really, he doesn't do much.

716
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: I got it to him.

717
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 3: He doesn't do much, it's told, dear, But you know

718
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 3: he's a lovely young gentleman.

719
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 2: Wow, that was awesome.

720
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: You're getting better.

721
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: That was really impressive. I mean to what you think

722
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: it's real talk like you not real. Wait on a second,

723
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 2: but that was good. That was really good. The jut

724
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 2: out of character was amazing.

725
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: Gladys, is there a special person in your life? My

726
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: husband both he passed.

727
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 4: Away man, he used to go dear, guy's gidding.

728
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 5: He oh, he and I had some f Let me

729
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 5: tell you.

730
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: We'll tell us about it. Then.

731
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 2: I don't think it's appropriate.

732
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: He quickly. Could you throw your carry back on the phone, please, Gladys. Yes, certainly,

733
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: there I go.

734
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 2: As quick as the transition is good, I mean for me,

735
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 2: for me that Gladys is not there, but it's it's

736
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: it's near a perfect voice. He's got himself, the roosters

737
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: calling him, and he's got double tickets to Holts even

738
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 2: if he's celebrated. So you are buy yourself ash, Well, yeah,

739
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: me and myself and I am the rest of us.

740
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: Well done, Ash, great voice, well done, got better? Well done?

741
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 5: Mate?

742
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 2: Gee whiz that was amazing.

743
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: The beautiful relationship between Ash and Gladys.

744
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: I agree. Right up next, Diana, the Queen of Parodies,

745
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 2: joins us. It's Will and Woody.

746
00:35:55,080 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: Kiss right now, it's Will and Woody. What you think

747
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: you're doing? You're getting carrot cake? You're getting carro cake?

748
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 2: What's he doing?

749
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: Is he getting carrot cake? We've got carrot cake? Here

750
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: live narration?

751
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 2: What's he doing? He's getting caricake?

752
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 1: So Will has been on a sugar fast.

753
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 2: He's broken up.

754
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, was that was that? That was the

755
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: end of the fast?

756
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: Oh?

757
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: You he is going to be hypo. I thought you

758
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: were going to say. Was that what you said? Like

759
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: six p m sugar fart.

760
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: All cream, cheese icy?

761
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: But do you feel quite hypo now? Because how long

762
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: has been sugar? How long has it been?

763
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: Oh? You are going to be bad? Really? Yeah? Good?

764
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: How's the flavor? How's the flavor?

765
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 2: And ready to go?

766
00:36:59,360 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

767
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: Talk me through the flavor though, because because when you

768
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: have you and you haven't had sugar for so long?

769
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: How sweet is sugar?

770
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 2: It's very good? It's like it's like, yeah, like lots

771
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 2: of other good things that you might have that is amazing. Yeah, fantastic.

772
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: Has your energy great? Yeah you look you're standing up

773
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: now you were sitting.

774
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: Down the entire She's actually quite a phenomenal, isn't I

775
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: feel like Popeye after spinach?

776
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that immediate.

777
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, because sugar is sugar into your blood. Yeah oh yeah,

778
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 2: red hot, Yeah, I'm like tingling. Yeah, more of that.

779
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: You might go for a jog or something. Yeah.

780
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. The chef must be good. Who made them? They're amazing? God?

781
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 2: What a gun? Oh it must have been a digital

782
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 2: producer gave. She's good, unbelievable aparently great cook. She's really good.

783
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: It was me actually analy.

784
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 2: Oh we had no idea.

785
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: Thank you.

786
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about the slipper there.

787
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: They were delicious. I was so good she taught me.

788
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 2: Is I just realized them off the lead, I've got

789
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: to move this weekend. It's good timing. It's good timing.

790
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: Are you back on everything all of a sudden, Yeah,

791
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: surely you wean things back, don't go back into sugar booze.

792
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: And I realized I realized that I'm a I realized

793
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 2: recently that I'm an all or nothing person. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

794
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 2: so what you alreadynew that you didn't break it all?

795
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 2: Just like prior to that, I had a couple of brakes.

796
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 2: I had a couple of breaks and alcohol. Yes I

797
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 2: did you know this time and you know that that's

798
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 2: what you've set me up with this question, you bastard.

799
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 2: But yes, I had, I've had. I've had a couple

800
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 2: of slips. Just a couple of slips of the booze.

801
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 2: That's it, that's it.

802
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, nothing like you haven't.

803
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 2: You're off vaping as well, vaping slipped back in. But

804
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 2: yeah at the window, just staring out in just today,

805
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 2: just moving tomorrow. And I went and saw the builders

806
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 2: today and there are a few things.

807
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 1: Someone last weekend.

808
00:38:54,680 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I up there earlier. But the sugar, we don't

809
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 2: want to be an all or nothing person, to be honest,

810
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 2: but today was the day that it was like everything

811
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 2: you know, he's back on.

812
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 6: Wow.

813
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,919
Speaker 2: But it's good that I'm moving this weekend because because

814
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 2: as you know, would you know, if I was all

815
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 2: or nothing this weekend and I had a month off,

816
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 2: it would have been interesting. So I'm really glad there's

817
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 2: that kind.

818
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: Of like you're still a Saturday night, and you probably

819
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: want to.

820
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 2: I'll be exhausted, celebrated, I'll be exhausted. Yeah, I'll have

821
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 2: a glass champagne on Saturday night for sure.

822
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: But that's just one all or nothing boy.

823
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 2: Last time, last time seven, I moved house. Last time seven,

824
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 2: I moved house. We moved in and we got so

825
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 2: excited that yeah we yeah we we saw it through

826
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 2: it Sunday sent Yeah, no, yeah you did. Remember that

827
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 2: night you think you might have dropped in and I

828
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 2: flung the doors open and then we gave and then

829
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 2: we gave everyone that came over that night a key.

830
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 2: It was rumped about the fact that they were there.

831
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,919
Speaker 2: We gave out seven keys, and a friend of mine

832
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 2: I forgot. I gave him the key, and then he

833
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 2: took a photo of himself in my house like a

834
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: few months later while we're away and I'd forgotten, and

835
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck are you doing? He's like, you

836
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 2: get me keys. I didn't think I was going to

837
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 2: use that, did you.

838
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: I'm here, so you're on tomorrow night?

839
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not. I'm not because yet I'm not. No,

840
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: I'm not. I just told you I'm not. Can you

841
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 2: stop playing on the devil. What is this do you

842
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 2: want to think psychologically manipulate me? Gas lighting? Motherfucker? You

843
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: actually took me over to the edge before. Yes, you

844
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 2: make me admit that I was fucking vaping and now

845
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 2: all I was. Fuck off?

846
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: He running down these beats, by the way, or are you.

847
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: He's not it's the podcast anyway, Yeah, he's not podcast.

848
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: You're looking outside. You're looking for more sugar.

849
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 3: I don't like.

850
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: Stop picking on me. Seriously.

851
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 1: Clean the carrot cakes, really scary, clean the carrot cakes.

852
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: It's really scary.

853
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 2: I'm not scary. It's just you've been going me and

854
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 2: I'm allowed. I've fun fucking well, all right, had a

855
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 2: month of no, I've had a month and like I've

856
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: done really well. So just back off anyway? Is that

857
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: all to be? What do you need to be? I

858
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 2: just want to leave. I want to leave and get

859
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: some more sugar, more sugar, I'm going that's the deal.

860
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to be here on Monday.

861
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 2: Well, no, I will be, I promise. I've got to

862
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 2: move on the weekend's a big job anyway, coronation this weekend,

863
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 2: enjoy that. Oh kiss off. I actually would like a

864
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 2: little bit of loving. Actually, yeah, hug would be good.

865
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 2: Maybe not from LJ because your lip kiss me. All right, Yeah,

866
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 2: we're gonna go, guys, see you on Monday away. It's

867
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 2: giving me when your way don't care.