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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Meldon's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three five from.

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<v Speaker 2>Richmond Gold one four point three HQGS, Melbourne, Australia, fordcasting

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<v Speaker 2>to the world, Christian one.

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<v Speaker 3>If the listener explodes, if you do that, oh true

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<v Speaker 3>true Matrum to.

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<v Speaker 4>The Cornea, which sounds like a rap song.

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<v Speaker 5>Breakfast show. His brain's working, Pats its work smelled.

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<v Speaker 6>Yet again.

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<v Speaker 3>I'uld get another show, Primes, because I've had three egg

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<v Speaker 3>yolks again today?

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<v Speaker 5>What's four plus four eight? Well done? It's working.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a pre recording today's show that deliberately added

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<v Speaker 6>that gap in.

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<v Speaker 5>It's meant to sharpen your mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it was so sharp. It was too sharp,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought, hang on, that's a trick question. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was watching a huge game show in the UK. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's one of these quiz shows and robertson the weakest

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<v Speaker 3>link and I was on a celebrity version, right, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's someone.

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<v Speaker 6>Like the second round.

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<v Speaker 7>I got.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I hear you're what is that that? There's another

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<v Speaker 6>cart playing out?

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<v Speaker 5>It's actually sounds like yesterday's breakfast show.

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<v Speaker 6>Mark must have mixed it in somewhow to.

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<v Speaker 2>This why Rich Melbourne, Australia to the world for Christians?

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<v Speaker 6>What if the listener explodes if you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh true, true Truman.

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<v Speaker 4>To the Cornea, which sounds like a wrap song breakfast.

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<v Speaker 5>His brain's working, Pats just Cloud.

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<v Speaker 3>It was about twenty seconds into us talking over this

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<v Speaker 3>that I started to hear you a different you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, it sounded like me twenty four hours ago.

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<v Speaker 5>I've changed a lot since then.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't now move on until I know if you're

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to surprise us again in a couple of seconds.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, all right, where were wed at?

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<v Speaker 5>Now it's going to happen again?

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<v Speaker 6>No, what was it? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>It was definitely Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on producer Mark who makes all these as? This

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<v Speaker 3>jumped Tom? What's happened?

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<v Speaker 8>I just checked the session and yes there is some

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<v Speaker 8>bleeding leaking extra file of Jack is sorry, my bad

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<v Speaker 8>because I've never done breath to trader of them the

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<v Speaker 8>next day, I can't do.

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<v Speaker 6>This is from yesterday's show.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if the radio nerds listen today that we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want a half decent audio producer? What is

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<v Speaker 3>going on?

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<v Speaker 6>I've never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's weird.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like over an old fire or an old what happened?

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<v Speaker 5>Mark? Why are you collecting SoundBite to me and mixing

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<v Speaker 5>them in with the radio stuff because.

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<v Speaker 6>I have to change the opener every day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's right, Yeahstam, you're still going on. This is

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<v Speaker 3>an entire link from yesterday show. It's like Jack is

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<v Speaker 3>trapped in him. Oh look what Jackie, were trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get you out. We'll start the show again in a

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<v Speaker 3>minute after this, and Paul Kelly the Colored Girls. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>tell you what sooking good for today's show. Right, those

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<v Speaker 3>eggs are paying off already because I heard it. Because

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<v Speaker 3>everything's going slow now I can slow down it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 3>So before we found out that Jack was trapped in

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<v Speaker 3>the bed, we were talking over earlier. I was just

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<v Speaker 3>talking about I was on this quiz show once called

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen to one for quite a few years. It was

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<v Speaker 3>the UK's biggest quiz show. It's massive and went over

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<v Speaker 3>to America as well, went all over the world.

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<v Speaker 6>It's called the Weakest Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we even had a version of him to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, right, So I went on a celebrity version, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and had this this host called Anne Robins, and she

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<v Speaker 3>just roasted and trashed everyone as soon as you came on.

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<v Speaker 3>She had There were like four or five comedians that

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<v Speaker 3>were in the back wings writing jokes that we took

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<v Speaker 3>ages to pre record, that I'd have to keep stopping.

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<v Speaker 3>She'd have to go and get a fresh load of

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<v Speaker 3>abuse and stuff like this. So you're going into a

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<v Speaker 3>bed bit right. Everyone was so nervous, okay, and I was.

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<v Speaker 6>With all these celebrities.

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<v Speaker 3>I've all done very well in their respective careers and

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<v Speaker 3>radio and TV, all grown nuts, but all absolutely terrified.

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<v Speaker 3>But I expected nothing because those kind of things aren't

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<v Speaker 3>That's not my wheelhouse.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay. Quis shows, however, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Happened to Me has made it on so many different

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<v Speaker 3>TV shows quiz shows worse moments.

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<v Speaker 6>There's one called.

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<v Speaker 3>TV show Hell, and it's this clip where she goes

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<v Speaker 3>to me, oh, Connor, how many legs? This is like

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<v Speaker 3>the second round, which is just full of real easy

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<v Speaker 3>questions again, how many legs does a duck have?

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<v Speaker 5>Right? Okay, I think I know it?

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<v Speaker 6>What would you say too? What did I say? Four?

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<v Speaker 5>Ah?

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<v Speaker 6>Can take us by It's called the Weakest Link. People

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<v Speaker 6>look round stunned, like you do that for a gag or.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally in my mind, I thought were duck and I

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<v Speaker 3>thought I counted the legs I counted before.

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<v Speaker 6>I had to lead.

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<v Speaker 3>The audience were actually silence more like what happened there.

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<v Speaker 3>This was about eight years ago, and there's not a

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<v Speaker 3>year that goes by. There's not some compilation TV show,

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<v Speaker 3>TV show Bloopers, quiz Show's Worst Moments. I've seen it

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<v Speaker 3>come up on as well whenever they do a countdown

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<v Speaker 3>of the funniest worst moments on the Weakest Link the

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<v Speaker 3>show's ended. But this kind of best of the worst bits,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always at number one. Since I've been here in

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<v Speaker 3>thirteen months, they've shown that episode twice.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually believe it's part of what I decided.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you instantly get kicked off the sho show? What's

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<v Speaker 5>it doing?

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<v Speaker 3>It's called the Weakest Sleep and they go around each

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<v Speaker 3>round is it's quick far They go and ask you

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<v Speaker 3>questions and as soon as you get like two or

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<v Speaker 3>three wrong in that round, you're off.

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<v Speaker 6>And so I that was that was it for me.

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<v Speaker 6>That was it, and.

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<v Speaker 3>People were just stunned, and then they as I left

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<v Speaker 3>I thinking I got go on the radio tomorrow, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on.

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<v Speaker 6>Every day, four hours a day.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the biggest show in the country right now,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think actually actually is running away. I could

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<v Speaker 3>get to Miami within three hours. I just need to

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<v Speaker 3>let this leave the country for a bit, Grab the

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<v Speaker 3>kids and wane go dad, Dad stands something really bad

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<v Speaker 3>and you don't want you don't even want to be

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<v Speaker 3>at school for the next couple of years. Let's put

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<v Speaker 3>you on a boarding school in Switzer and let this

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<v Speaker 3>whole four legged duck episode just play out.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did I ever bring up about that awful, awful

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<v Speaker 3>moment on national television and now you found it on YouTube?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I've handed to the web department the game.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, A lot going on today, A lot going

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<v Speaker 3>on today, God one oh four point three, Christian O'Connell

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<v Speaker 3>Breakfast Show for illusion gas log fires all I would

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<v Speaker 3>say my slight defense, and I don't know how much

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<v Speaker 3>to defend it by.

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<v Speaker 6>The wording was trickier than I said.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it wasn't straight up. The question wasn't how many

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<v Speaker 5>legs does a duck have to which you answered for

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<v Speaker 5>is in nature a dog usually has how many more

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<v Speaker 5>legs than a duck? You thought about it and said none.

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<v Speaker 5>Answer is to.

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<v Speaker 3>Where do you guys stand on the classic Australian biscuits?

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<v Speaker 3>That is the company Arnot's. Love Them's my favorite biscuit.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, I'm reading from the Daily Man Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>A controversial list ranking Arnott's biscuits in a top ten

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<v Speaker 3>has been compiled and many Australians are fuming that the

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<v Speaker 3>Kingston isn't at number one. It's the butternut.

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<v Speaker 6>Snap. I'm looking at top ten right now. Is the bonus.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a cookie with oats. It's a bit like

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<v Speaker 4>an Anzac biscuit.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, well, there's boring. Number one's top ten of Arnot's biscuits.

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<v Speaker 3>The reason why they talk about this is about to

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<v Speaker 3>change hands again for billions, and so they're saying that

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<v Speaker 3>some of the biscuits might they might be gone rid

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<v Speaker 3>of the chop. Yeah, cutbacks. It goes around, comes around.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm taking a note in my special book here and

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<v Speaker 3>I write down the top here.

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<v Speaker 6>Checkpost.

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<v Speaker 4>That's go on off it.

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<v Speaker 6>You're always on it every day.

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<v Speaker 3>It starts with your name at ten, the Delta Cream

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<v Speaker 3>at nine, the Farm Bake chop Chip. Then you've got

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<v Speaker 3>at number eight the Humble Teddy Bear.

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<v Speaker 5>I love the chop Chip. Love the Teddy Bear.

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<v Speaker 3>Now this one I'm surprised about coming in hot at

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<v Speaker 3>number seven.

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<v Speaker 6>I would have thought this'd be top three. The Monte Carlo.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a winner, isn't it. It's great and it lives

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<v Speaker 3>up to it. The Monty car that's only number seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Chocolate Ripple was ahead of that, number six. Then at

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<v Speaker 3>number five you got the Milk Coffee ice biscuits at

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<v Speaker 3>four Pommies. Love those those nice biscuits. The sort of

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<v Speaker 3>thing you mum would if the Vicar was coming around,

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<v Speaker 3>Not that vic came ound. And why I'm painting that picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we all know what biscuits would have the vicar.

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<v Speaker 3>What would the vicar to bless you? Before last rite? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>if the vicar's ever come around, gets yourself some nice

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<v Speaker 3>biscuits out for the Vicar.

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<v Speaker 6>They love them. Number three a Scotch finger.

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds a bit rude, like the Scotch finger. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>they're nice, like they're like the novelty of breaking in half.

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<v Speaker 5>I would grind them back and forth against each other

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<v Speaker 5>and shave off the the rough part.

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<v Speaker 6>Surely not as an adult?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And number two is the Kingston and number one it's

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<v Speaker 3>the button up snap.

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<v Speaker 4>That's surprising.

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<v Speaker 5>That is surprised. Wait, Tim Tam isn't even on the list.

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<v Speaker 6>Tim Tam isn't here.

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<v Speaker 3>Now do they tell you why? They probably don't consider

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<v Speaker 3>that strictly a biscuit. That's a chocolate bar.

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<v Speaker 6>Which is the biscuit?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes it is, it's in the biscuit. Are yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Really?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>This surprises me.

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<v Speaker 3>And I thought in a nanny state like Australia there'll

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<v Speaker 3>be stronger on this stuff because a chocolate bar shouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>be next to the biscuit.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not chocolate bar. It costs many small bus practically.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it a biscuit? It's a bit. Tell you what

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<v Speaker 6>it is? A hybrid, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you what's the difference between a chocolate bar

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<v Speaker 5>and a biscuit. If a biscuit snaps and makes a

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<v Speaker 5>biscuit noise, which Tim tawn Wood, it's a biscuit, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you how they classify the difference beween

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<v Speaker 3>a chocolate bar and a biscuit In the UK taxation

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<v Speaker 3>it's a different tax.

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<v Speaker 6>Bracket for a chocolate bar to a biscuit.

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<v Speaker 5>And what are you paying more for a biscuit or

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<v Speaker 5>a chocolate Telepgott.

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<v Speaker 3>I've left the country fourteen months ago. Everything's a blur

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<v Speaker 3>my previous life. Taxation on biscuits and chocolate bars, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a I'm like guy peers and memento. I keep trying

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<v Speaker 3>to put it all together about my old life. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>four legged ducks.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a lot going on right now. People, Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>how do you.

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<v Speaker 5>Even why do you know that? Do you come to

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<v Speaker 5>tax time and go okay, I've had I had ten

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<v Speaker 5>chocolate bars, seats?

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<v Speaker 6>Where are the seats?

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<v Speaker 5>Did the vicar come over?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think is aside from honest? What do

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<v Speaker 3>you think he is Australia's greatest biscuit?

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<v Speaker 6>What's your favorite?

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<v Speaker 4>Tim Tam Tim Tam double coat are good and I

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<v Speaker 4>like this.

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<v Speaker 5>Is not a super popular one. But the caramel cream,

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, when we had had one of those?

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<v Speaker 5>Are they an it's patty?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I think so on.

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<v Speaker 6>This list then, but what about the chocolate.

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<v Speaker 4>Bar What about barbecue shapes. You cannot touch the barbecue shapes.

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<v Speaker 6>Those are the best ones, aren't.

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<v Speaker 4>There, The originals, not those new Vogue ones.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, I prefer them.

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<v Speaker 3>And I did like the pizza ones until I had

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<v Speaker 3>the barbecue ones, and then they are a game change.

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<v Speaker 6>But again that's not a biscuit.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, if we're categorizing, I guess that's hips crisp.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd say savories, different tax brackets. Scott Morrison is this

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<v Speaker 3>right now? He's going to go gather, gather the cabinet.

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<v Speaker 3>This is we can we can make more more.

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<v Speaker 1>New taxation like the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold

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<v Speaker 1>one oh four point three?

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<v Speaker 3>What is going on with Patsy this morning? Gold one

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<v Speaker 3>I four point three Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>a giant monitor that goes into her news cage. What

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<v Speaker 3>you were gobbing up or throwing up doing some kind

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<v Speaker 3>of baby bird into a tissue and then throw looking

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<v Speaker 3>at it and then putting it in the bin.

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<v Speaker 6>That's your fault.

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<v Speaker 4>I just had some of your miracle throat spray throw

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<v Speaker 4>up and yeah, it kind of came back up. It's

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<v Speaker 4>all right, it's all good.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh BlimE me. I saw that happen on a large

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<v Speaker 6>TV screen. I can't see that. Oh it's like that

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<v Speaker 6>old baby bird. This time of the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just liquid in there from like your coffee you've

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<v Speaker 3>had or something.

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<v Speaker 5>But I'll come to your defense path. I always take

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<v Speaker 5>a little sneaky peke or whatever it comes up, like if.

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<v Speaker 4>You yeah, you got it.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to monitor what's going on that Sometimes when

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<v Speaker 3>you go to a number two has a little looks

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<v Speaker 3>in there as well.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have to have a look see it all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, let's go back to biscuits, because there's been a

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<v Speaker 3>top ten of someone's ranked from best to worst. Aren't

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<v Speaker 3>and we're upset that the Monte Carlo isn't higher. I

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<v Speaker 3>was just saying how in the UK there's a different

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<v Speaker 3>tax taxation on biscuits compared to cakes and chocolate biscuits.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll just reminded myself the official ruling on this.

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<v Speaker 3>Under UK law, tax on cakes and biscuits is set

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<v Speaker 3>at zero percent.

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<v Speaker 6>There's no tax, they're tax free, right, hilarious.

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<v Speaker 5>The government makes no money, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Because they know that they would be writing on the

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<v Speaker 3>streets if we put a tax on British people love

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<v Speaker 3>their cakes. That's what a British Bakoff became the biggest

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<v Speaker 3>TV show.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like ten million people every week watching the

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<v Speaker 6>British Bakeoff, which.

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<v Speaker 3>Is ten million, oh god shoe, and it was people

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<v Speaker 3>in a tent baking cakes.

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<v Speaker 6>But I used to watch it right my.

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<v Speaker 3>Family, and I remember once actually crying because some guys

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<v Speaker 3>lemons collapsed and it just meant it meant everything to

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<v Speaker 3>this guy everything, and he'd been through rehabit, he'd been

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<v Speaker 3>through a lot, and everything was about the success of

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<v Speaker 3>this lemon sponge and it just didn't happen for this

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<v Speaker 3>guy and he went to pieces. Was like sobbing watching it.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, zero tax on cakes and biscuits. However, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm reading here from Wikipedia, Crucially, the lost states that

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<v Speaker 3>live a biscuit is partially or wholly covered in chocolate,

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<v Speaker 3>then it must be taxed at the standard rate. Amazing,

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<v Speaker 3>there's nothing more British than that. People would have met

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<v Speaker 3>at a table around this lawyers to agree this. Crucially,

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<v Speaker 3>the law states that have a biscuit is partially or

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<v Speaker 3>wholly covered in chocolate, then it must be taxed at

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<v Speaker 3>the standard rate, which in the UK is seventeen.

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<v Speaker 5>And that makes so much sense as to why in

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<v Speaker 5>Australia we love tim TAM's and caramel crowns and mint

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<v Speaker 5>slices covered in chocolate, whereas British people always love the

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<v Speaker 5>boring ones, like that's just the arrowroot biscuit.

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<v Speaker 6>We like a humbler biscuit.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, it's because you don't want it's too cheap.

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<v Speaker 3>And like I said earlier, the vicar is coming round

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<v Speaker 3>and they might break out the tim tam. So what

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<v Speaker 3>the U gave us just the penguin, which is far superior.

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<v Speaker 3>If you ever had a penguin, never had a penguin?

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<v Speaker 3>Pick up a penguin was their big marketing campaign.

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<v Speaker 6>They are.

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<v Speaker 3>If I did a blind tastest, you would agree a

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<v Speaker 3>penguin is superior to a tim Tam.

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<v Speaker 4>I would never Are they similar? Like a similar looking biscuit?

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly the same?

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<v Speaker 4>Are they?

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<v Speaker 6>But the taste from a penguin it's better than a

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<v Speaker 6>tim tam.

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<v Speaker 5>Get one in, bye, I'll bring it in.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go to By the way, someone says

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<v Speaker 3>texts and Christian biscuits are traditionally cooked twice hence the

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<v Speaker 3>name biscuit, meaning twice cooked in French.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, they would say.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, it's those eggs.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know dropping that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go to Cole's on today. I might go,

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<v Speaker 3>excuse me, madam, where are the bisci?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes? I am European, Trevor, good morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you? I'm goodie. What have you got to

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<v Speaker 3>say about biscuits? What do you think they are the

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<v Speaker 3>best biscuits?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, well, actually I think white and games are the

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<v Speaker 9>best biscuits. But I've always wondered, is it twig a

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<v Speaker 9>biscuit or a candy bar?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd see yeah, in UK law it's a chocolate bar

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<v Speaker 3>because it is not even partially covered.

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<v Speaker 6>It's wholly covered in chocolate. It's a great one as well.

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<v Speaker 6>I love a twigs.

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<v Speaker 5>It's it is a chocolate bar, Trevor. Even though it's

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<v Speaker 5>a biscuit covered in chocolate. You find it in the

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<v Speaker 5>chocolate bar aisle and to look at it, it looks

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<v Speaker 5>like a chocolate bar.

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<v Speaker 6>It's wholly covered in chocolate. And with the taxation people, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Capra, do those finger biscuits? Have you seen those in

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<v Speaker 4>the biscuit aisle? They look like a TwixT, but they're

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<v Speaker 4>in the biscuitile exactly.

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<v Speaker 9>That's the question I was wondering, is because the size

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<v Speaker 9>that count or is it the like the factor was

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<v Speaker 9>actually in the biscuit.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a great point. Actually, why is cabra what's Cabri

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<v Speaker 5>doing in the biscuital They have no right to be in.

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<v Speaker 3>They've done it by stealth as well, because what they've done.

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<v Speaker 6>Is they've sneaked in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it's chocolate, but it's a biscuit bait. Yeah, how

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<v Speaker 3>much is when does the biscuit end? And and and

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<v Speaker 3>the chocolate begin? Also chocolate fingers, right, those things you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about, the traditional I only ever saw those at

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas time. There are a thing that my mum would

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<v Speaker 3>get out. She'd fan them all out on a plate,

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<v Speaker 3>right like a peacock that would all be fanned out,

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<v Speaker 3>and bring them around if there were delicacies.

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<v Speaker 6>This is a fancy.

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<v Speaker 4>So we used to have after dinner mints in the

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<v Speaker 4>seventies year.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you remember those then you have? Did you get

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<v Speaker 6>after eights?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they were called in the UK they were called

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<v Speaker 3>after eights like it was it's after eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 6>We've had dinner and.

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<v Speaker 3>The children of sleep it's treats usuf now with this

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<v Speaker 3>delicious chocolate mint wayfar so instead of dessert.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, no, well, but serve them at weddings and you

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<v Speaker 4>thought you were quite posh getting one because they have

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<v Speaker 4>them in a little brown sleeve weddings.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, you had just a chocolate wait.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, you had dessert. And then when all the

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<v Speaker 4>coffees and teas came around that have, like you say,

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<v Speaker 4>fanned out on a plate.

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<v Speaker 3>Any's delicacies and facin.

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<v Speaker 6>You are spoiling us today.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 3>edition socks and we got the mugs as well. This

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<v Speaker 3>one is coming off the back of yesterday late to

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<v Speaker 3>the party and poor Patsy's husband Pat said, zero sympathy.

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<v Speaker 3>He's scratched trauma to the cor near How is the

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<v Speaker 3>big where we love machine today?

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, love machines doing okay, still off work

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<v Speaker 4>though still can't drive and.

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<v Speaker 3>He staggered down the road to get your daughter yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>do school pickup with a patch over his eye. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a great look, that's not your no, no, no Christian

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<v Speaker 3>Systems show yesterday, couldn't call in. I was heading to

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<v Speaker 3>work and I had no sympathy for her husband's injury.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been the similar thing that was with my wife

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<v Speaker 3>though this is David in mill Park reminded me the

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<v Speaker 3>time I was asleep and the alarm went off and

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't be bothered reaching over to turn it off,

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<v Speaker 3>so I pretended to be asleep. It was then that

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<v Speaker 3>my wife jumped across the bed to do so, but

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<v Speaker 3>instead of of a hand going on to the bed,

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<v Speaker 3>it landed on my chest with the hard bit just

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<v Speaker 3>above the wrist, catching my ribs. I jumped and screamed

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<v Speaker 3>out of bed, and she said, serves you right. Two

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<v Speaker 3>days later I was stood in a lot of pain,

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<v Speaker 3>no sympathy from her. A winkler doctor sent me for

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<v Speaker 3>an X ray. Four broken ribs.

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<v Speaker 10>Wow, heavy your wife's hands or did she try to

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<v Speaker 10>karate and pretend she was just hand on me?

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<v Speaker 6>He married to Conor McGregor, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>I listening to the podcast So howard you talking about

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<v Speaker 3>the joy of returning a dog, a lost dog to

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<v Speaker 3>their owner. This was yesterday's show. I was mentioned because

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<v Speaker 3>I read down some details. I seen a little fly

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<v Speaker 3>in a black crog about a missing dog.

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<v Speaker 6>The dog's been.

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<v Speaker 3>Found, Amber, the little kavoodle that was on medication and

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<v Speaker 3>are missing for a few days. Very timid little dog

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<v Speaker 3>was found yesterday by lunchtime. So thank you very very much.

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<v Speaker 3>And a lot of people in the area were spreading

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<v Speaker 3>the word and talking about it. Quite a few people

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<v Speaker 3>emailed me back and so thanks for doing that. But

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<v Speaker 3>the good news is Amber the kavoodle is back home

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<v Speaker 3>stage with her meds and she's doing very well.

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<v Speaker 5>And was it the show that helped reunite it.

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<v Speaker 6>They didn't say that, but in my mind, yes, we're.

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<v Speaker 4>Claiming it to your community.

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<v Speaker 6>See this Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>One time was about fourteen, I was in the car

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<v Speaker 3>pulling up at home with my mum. We saw a

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<v Speaker 3>Golden Retriever in the front yard of a house a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of doors down. We instantly recognized the dog as

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<v Speaker 3>the Golden Retriever that lives around the corner. So we

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<v Speaker 3>popped a dog in the back of the car to

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<v Speaker 3>take it back home. My mum refused to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the door because she didn't want to get stuck in

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<v Speaker 3>a conversation with the neighbors.

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<v Speaker 6>My parents like that.

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<v Speaker 3>How many times you say that about so as well?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to get stuck talking to them.

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<v Speaker 5>Then we're not home.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeahs, Pats does that lot.

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<v Speaker 3>She turns in the lights off in her studio when

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<v Speaker 3>Jack and I go in to have a chat with her.

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<v Speaker 6>Perhaps we can see you in there, is it.

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<v Speaker 3>My mum refused to go to the door because she

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want to get stuck in a conversation with the

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<v Speaker 3>neighbors if she didn't like so she told me to

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<v Speaker 3>go to the door with the dog, and I got

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<v Speaker 3>the front door, but I could hear their dog buck

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<v Speaker 3>near the side.

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't their dog.

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<v Speaker 3>They tell us that the people a few doors down

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<v Speaker 3>are missing that dog that we've got in the car

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<v Speaker 3>looking confused in the back seat. So basically, Christian, we

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<v Speaker 3>stole the dog from its own front yard.

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<v Speaker 6>It We then quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>Joined it back and dropped it back where we picked

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<v Speaker 3>her up from and sed off.

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<v Speaker 6>Not quite the hero story like yours.

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<v Speaker 3>That's from Stiff, Thank you very much, you've got an

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<v Speaker 3>email for us a late to the party. Christian at

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<v Speaker 3>Gold one four three dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 3>Three Grainy this morning. Front page of the Herald Son,

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<v Speaker 3>front page of the hell Song. Obviously in this city

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<v Speaker 3>it's all about footy and what often the Herald some

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<v Speaker 3>will do well. They will try and find any story

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<v Speaker 3>and link it to footy.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, in the middle of December, yes so yesterday the

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<v Speaker 11>news that the UFC, which is men and women locked

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<v Speaker 11>in a cage fighting with each other, was even a

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<v Speaker 11>decision to come to the home of footy, Melbourne, Marvel Stadium, where.

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<v Speaker 3>Footy is played in front of thousands of fans. That's

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<v Speaker 3>what That's what's drawn the UC in Dana White. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like then they play footy there. Hymn's Word's always there,

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<v Speaker 3>Matt Damon's always there.

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<v Speaker 6>Former Hole manner at banners down there.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get them all fighting the cage down at Marvel Stadium.

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<v Speaker 3>So whenever there's any slight tenuous link, they must brainstorm

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<v Speaker 3>what the front page. Is there anything we can link

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<v Speaker 3>this to footy. This is the best example I've ever

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<v Speaker 3>seen of it. It's genuinely great news for since kild

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<v Speaker 3>a legend, footy legend, Nick Rewot and Rewot and his

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<v Speaker 3>wife they just had their third baby. However, get a

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<v Speaker 3>load of this headline. And Nick obviously was amazing at

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<v Speaker 3>the Big Freeze this year. I thought that was fantast Yeah, Freyman,

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<v Speaker 3>get rid of this headline. Here headline baby Saint, it's

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<v Speaker 3>the next bit.

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<v Speaker 6>I love this.

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<v Speaker 3>St killed, his hopes boosted as Nick Rewalt welcomes third.

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<v Speaker 5>Son Edwards, signs of a desperate team.

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<v Speaker 12>I pressure.

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<v Speaker 3>That is headline of the day. Well done, hats off held, So.

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<v Speaker 5>Were twenty two players bring the sigh of relief for

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<v Speaker 5>this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they'll be looking to try and get the edge

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<v Speaker 3>on the D's. We're playing each other on Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a huge game. Now they're going to be right

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<v Speaker 3>because of baby Saints. St killed as hopes boosted as

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<v Speaker 3>Nick Reewalt welcomes third son Edwards. That is fantastic. Now

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<v Speaker 3>you have used the first time fabric conditioner.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I always thought it was called fabric softener, but

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's the same thing. Is it the same thing?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I have never used it before. But my T shirts

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<v Speaker 5>are kind of always stiff, so I thought.

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<v Speaker 6>It's all the repeated washers.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I thought, you know what, the product exists, fabric softener.

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't I go and get some. I'd never had

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<v Speaker 5>a TV ad work right now?

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<v Speaker 6>It actually speaks like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean? Your internal dialogue? I

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<v Speaker 3>always find fascinating. Who goes around and took actually having

0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:18.399
<v Speaker 3>that kind of conversation with himself?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what? Yeah? I mean, yeah, the product exists.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay? Voice in my head chatting to me like.

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<v Speaker 5>This, I didn't brought it home. I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you meant to mix it in with the detergent or.

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<v Speaker 4>You there's a separate compartment, so cocktail?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, good? I went for separate compartment.

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<v Speaker 6>Now about which one?

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<v Speaker 3>Because there is always I am forty six and I

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<v Speaker 3>still don't know. Why is there three channels of mystery there?

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<v Speaker 3>Why if they got that? Why have scientists giving us

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<v Speaker 3>the three channels?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>One is the powder or if you use a liquid,

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<v Speaker 3>then there's the other one which should be for the

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<v Speaker 3>conditional softenare Why is there the third channel which is massive?

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<v Speaker 4>That's bleach?

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<v Speaker 3>Bleach on my clothes. I mean, what about and sawed

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<v Speaker 3>my pants or something. Well, you know, if you've got

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<v Speaker 3>to put bleach on your what what have you done

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<v Speaker 3>your cricket wise?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't have any cricket wise?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, so if I'm looking left or right, the

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<v Speaker 5>first channel is for the detergent.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, my one has a little hole in.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have that. I've got I've got three slip planes, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and they get smaller and smaller. So I put the

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<v Speaker 5>detergent in the big one. The middle one I missed

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<v Speaker 5>because it's the only one with a logo that's got

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<v Speaker 5>a hand that's pointing upwards. And I don't know what

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<v Speaker 5>that say, an alien sign or what is that? So

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<v Speaker 5>I put the fabric industry in the third one. The smallest, is.

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<v Speaker 6>That, right, Pats?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that sounds right, Jack?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So well.

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<v Speaker 3>I still do now it tries my wife notes. I

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<v Speaker 3>put a little bit and each of the three channels,

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<v Speaker 3>thinking I'm going to play the game here, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>some way it's getting softened.

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<v Speaker 5>Catching my bets. I'm not that soft this morning. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>feel feel me if you would.

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<v Speaker 6>It should be that has not that's had no softer on.

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<v Speaker 5>It actually feel like it's actually a bit rougher.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you put it in the right channel,

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<v Speaker 3>but I put it in the smallest channel.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think then the smallest channel on your machine

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<v Speaker 6>isn't right.

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<v Speaker 4>Get your user manual out washer.

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<v Speaker 5>I never keep those.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy talk now about looking at a manual. Were

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<v Speaker 3>guys don't look at mans. Put it in all three channels,

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<v Speaker 3>hope for the best.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 3>What washing machines need with the mystery of the three channels?

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<v Speaker 3>It needs that sort of sound effect. If you start

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<v Speaker 3>to pour it in the wrong one, just do.

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<v Speaker 6>That, then I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The other one, God, and it's shake and dispense a

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<v Speaker 3>little sweet you know, like to train me like that,

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<v Speaker 3>you know?

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<v Speaker 6>God?

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<v Speaker 3>What a four point three Christian O'Connor rector show. So

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday my wife and I we had to go to

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<v Speaker 3>Harvey Norman in the middle of the day. Now, I

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:55.920
<v Speaker 3>don't know if you've ever been to one of these,

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<v Speaker 3>any of these kind of showrooms in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>the day. They're very quiet. I feel sorry for the

0:27:00.680 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 3>salespeople that weren't there. You know, it's really quiet. You

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:04.920
<v Speaker 3>know you can hear them having some of that band

0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 3>there there. When we went to yesterday, there was a

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:11.440
<v Speaker 3>guy there who's going, I won't keep I won't keep

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<v Speaker 3>pestering you, Maureen for my favorite coffee cups.

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<v Speaker 6>Everything just sort of hangs in the air.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, they're just praying for warm bodies to walk

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<v Speaker 3>in off the street.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it's mainly sort of.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a very elderly couple shuffling around touching everything.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know where they went, from the TVs

0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:36.400
<v Speaker 3>to the hoovers to the beds. And then my wife

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:38.840
<v Speaker 3>and I. My wife was on a mission. We need

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<v Speaker 3>to get a TV for on the rooms in the

0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:45.320
<v Speaker 3>new house. And my wife wants the TV not to

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<v Speaker 3>be like the center point of the room, otherwise she

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:50.359
<v Speaker 3>thinks it looks a bit to me. I always think

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<v Speaker 3>when you're dressing a room, the TV is the guest

0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 3>in the room, and everything files round it whip.

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<v Speaker 6>There's amazing thing in the TV. So chairs are they're pointing.

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:04.480
<v Speaker 5>At the t Everything is orientated towards the.

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:10.080
<v Speaker 3>TV is a star. Guess he's here again. My wife

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 3>sees it very very differently, okay, which is why I've

0:28:13.880 --> 0:28:16.119
<v Speaker 3>resisted for days, but yesterday I had to give in.

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 3>She has researched and found that there was a certain

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<v Speaker 3>type of TV. It reminds me of when I say this,

0:28:21.760 --> 0:28:23.600
<v Speaker 3>I know you're going to judge me, right. It reminds

0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:25.719
<v Speaker 3>me of years ago. I remember I had a I

0:28:25.760 --> 0:28:29.680
<v Speaker 3>had my friends. He was middle class, right, My parents

0:28:29.680 --> 0:28:31.240
<v Speaker 3>were not middle class. And I remember I went round

0:28:31.280 --> 0:28:33.159
<v Speaker 3>one day and I realized that his parents middle class.

0:28:33.320 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 3>They had like their VHS video cassettes inside these fake

0:28:37.240 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 3>leather books. Oh, they literally said on the side Encyclopedia Britannica.

0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:48.240
<v Speaker 3>Inside was like you know Jaws, or you know your

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:50.600
<v Speaker 3>favorite TV show, Beverly Hill's nine O two one hour

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 3>and a cassette. But from the outside it looked like

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 3>you had a whole shelf of leather, leather bound books.

0:28:57.280 --> 0:29:00.720
<v Speaker 3>Inside were video cassettes. And I remember thinking, God, is

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<v Speaker 3>that cool.

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<v Speaker 6>That's right?

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<v Speaker 3>This TV that Sarah has found out about, right, it

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:05.120
<v Speaker 3>is called the frame.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yes, have you heard about this pot.

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<v Speaker 4>When we were in the market for a TV a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of months ago, we saw that what is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Very clever?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, what it is.

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 3>It's a frame that sits on the wall, so it's

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<v Speaker 3>meant to look like it's a frame, piece of art

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 3>or a photo. And then you turn the TV on

0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:22.520
<v Speaker 3>and IH think it's something you clip over or some

0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 3>of that. No, I'll tell you all happened. Let's look

0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:29.920
<v Speaker 3>at the listen. There's no I've said, no, it's happening. Okay,

0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 3>it's happening. It doesn't matter my opinion. I even said,

0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 3>why am I going? It's happening.

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<v Speaker 5>It's only a matter of years before that goes the

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<v Speaker 5>same way as the three D TV and the curve TV.

0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 5>For a while they were huge. They were the new

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 5>thing in TV, and everyone wanted a three DA TV.

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:51.160
<v Speaker 5>Everyone frame, everyone wanted a curve TV. And now people

0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 5>probably out there listening are stuck with those things that

0:29:53.560 --> 0:29:56.040
<v Speaker 5>we don't like anymore. And that's going to be you

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 5>in three years.

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<v Speaker 6>What about if you came around and he went, what's

0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 6>that lovely photo up there? Sit down? Also a TV?

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:06.640
<v Speaker 6>What would you think? You think? Would you feel sorry

0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 6>for me?

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<v Speaker 13>What are you?

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<v Speaker 5>The way you're describing is you're taking the picture off

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 5>the TV. I thought the TV mimicked itself as a picture.

0:30:13.880 --> 0:30:16.640
<v Speaker 3>Hm, maybe it does that, yeah, said I was so

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 3>grumpy about going to a showroom anyway, in the middle

0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 3>of the day.

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:20.440
<v Speaker 6>I was like a teenage boy. You know.

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 3>I had low blood sugar as well, and I kept

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:23.360
<v Speaker 3>seeing I needed to be fed before I went.

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:25.720
<v Speaker 6>So but I think it just one of those two

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 6>things as well. What do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's a novelty that will go away.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's a great idea. She's on the money there.

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:33.560
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, this is what I knew would happen.

0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:35.720
<v Speaker 4>I knew pat see, she's got four side this woman.

0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 4>She's very clever lady.

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Or what what she doesn't want is going into the

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:41.000
<v Speaker 3>room and just seeing the TV as a sentiment.

0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 6>And I'm like, what's wrong with that?

0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:45.200
<v Speaker 4>But you've got the best of both worlds. You got

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:46.720
<v Speaker 4>a picture and then when you want it to be

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:47.720
<v Speaker 4>a TV, it can be a TV.

0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:49.880
<v Speaker 5>What picture are you going to choose? Do? What do

0:30:49.880 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 5>you do? Just google images like famous artwork and center TV.

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:54.959
<v Speaker 6>I just said, it's just going to look like an

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:55.640
<v Speaker 6>Indian restaurant.

0:30:55.680 --> 0:30:58.240
<v Speaker 3>It's going to be like a walk, which isn't a

0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:01.040
<v Speaker 3>bad look, you know. However, it's going to be like

0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:03.080
<v Speaker 3>a waterfall or something like that. You can look at

0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 3>that lovely waterfall in a minute, sit down, Let's watch

0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:06.480
<v Speaker 3>the UFC.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Who Connall Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian. I don't think your frame TV is a novelty.

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<v Speaker 6>We've got one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the only way I could convince my wife to

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<v Speaker 3>get a TV in our bedroom. I always say that's

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<v Speaker 3>not a good idea to get a TV in a bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't get to spend any you know, Netflix or

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<v Speaker 3>washing box sets and to do what play the piano together?

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<v Speaker 6>Line down?

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<v Speaker 3>Coming up next, we're looking for your I Almost stories

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<v Speaker 3>on nine four one four one oh four three of

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<v Speaker 3>the back of Make Us Say Wow. Yesterday when young

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<v Speaker 3>Joe give us a call with his non makers say

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<v Speaker 3>Wow story but about how he almost keyword almost bumped

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<v Speaker 3>into former chains Bond Pierce Brosnan on the streets of Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 6>What is your I Almost Story? Nine four one four

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<v Speaker 6>one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Who Connall Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three.

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<v Speaker 3>So yesterday we were doing our weekly Makeers Say Wow

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<v Speaker 3>she was doing on Wednesday, and we get these amazing

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<v Speaker 3>stories we never know what story we're going to as

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<v Speaker 3>we go through the various callers, and suddenly we had

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<v Speaker 3>a story from very excitable young man called Joe, and

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<v Speaker 3>he had a story. Bear in mind that, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>some of the stories we get our own credel, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and people who call in they think they have a

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<v Speaker 3>story that's going to make the three of us say wow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a very simple idea. Joe had a story about

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<v Speaker 3>Pierce Brosnan, former James Bond, how he's walking through the

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<v Speaker 3>streets of the CBD and he almost bumped into the

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<v Speaker 3>former Bond.

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<v Speaker 6>End of the story. Now, Joe, you're still listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe called us back five minutes ago when he heard

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<v Speaker 3>me saying this guy called Joe called yesterday with this

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<v Speaker 3>non maker. Say, well, he's just called back to have

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<v Speaker 3>it out with producer Bet Going.

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<v Speaker 6>I still think I was hard done by.

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<v Speaker 3>Does he understand that I almost bumped into Pierce Brosnan? Joe,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you're still listen to a show. Let's agree

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<v Speaker 3>to disagree. There's not a maker say wow, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>still getting in love. In this phone in dedicated to

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<v Speaker 3>you Joe Online one which is called I Almost Ye.

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't a sliding doors moment. Had he really bumped

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<v Speaker 5>into Piers Proston, would his life be different?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a Lockdow moment. You're not coming in to

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<v Speaker 3>meet Pierce Brosnan. So this morning we went on a

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<v Speaker 3>phone and called.

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<v Speaker 6>I almost what is your light? Joe? I almost story Patsy,

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<v Speaker 6>what's yours?

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<v Speaker 4>I almost met one of my acting icons, Sarah Jessica

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<v Speaker 4>Parker when we went to New York and ironically, my

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<v Speaker 4>husband and I were on the Sex and the City

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<v Speaker 4>tour and we've gone.

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<v Speaker 5>This is what they tell everybody.

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<v Speaker 6>She missed her. Let me to tip the driver.

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<v Speaker 4>From Australia where we're in the East Village and we

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<v Speaker 4>were at Magnolia Bakery, which features in the series. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>I was busting to go to the loo, so I

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<v Speaker 4>went inside to go to the loo. Chris was outside

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<v Speaker 4>and she actually lives a block away and I.

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<v Speaker 6>Can't stalker and yeah, we get it all right.

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<v Speaker 4>I've come outside and Chris said, you're never going to

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<v Speaker 4>believe what's just happened. And I said what And he said,

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah Jessica Parker just walked past. I said no way,

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<v Speaker 4>and he said seriously, And I said well, did you

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<v Speaker 4>get a photo? And he said no, it was too embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, are you sure it was her? And

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<v Speaker 4>he said she's tiny, She's like a little pocket rocket

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<v Speaker 4>and I said, that's her And I missed my opportunity.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh did you like Sex and the City?

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<v Speaker 9>Was that?

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<v Speaker 4>You loved it? Loved it? What have you seen it?

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<v Speaker 6>I saw five minutes of it once and not for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, you've got no taste there you ever seen it?

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<v Speaker 5>I've seen one episode maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, boys, come on.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's not for us, is it? You know? It

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<v Speaker 6>was a massive show all over It was huge.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm confused how she's your acting icon because she

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to do all those amazing movies like.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh what Sarah stop?

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<v Speaker 4>She's right, I love.

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<v Speaker 6>The other one that got all the awards.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I like about her if she's really

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<v Speaker 4>down to earth, She's not sucked into all the Hollywood started.

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<v Speaker 3>The TV show about airheaded women obsessed with stress.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not really like that.

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<v Speaker 5>When you met her in real life, you realized that

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<v Speaker 5>she was so down to earth.

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<v Speaker 6>She wasn't even wearing high heeled shoes or Milano blaniks.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, she's on bare feet anyway, that was my moment.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not almost brushed with.

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<v Speaker 6>Frame almost You were in the toilet. I know how

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<v Speaker 6>to typical is that separate phone?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was in the toilet of the toy. But

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<v Speaker 3>this morning, what is your I Almost story? Nine four

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<v Speaker 3>one o four three The.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 6>Three What is your I Almost Story?

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<v Speaker 3>Tom listens to the show in America in Connecticut, Christian

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<v Speaker 3>A year ago, I was walking briskly through JFK Airport,

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<v Speaker 3>New York, when I noticed another gentleman moving with equal urgency,

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<v Speaker 3>headed straight for me. He had his head down and

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<v Speaker 3>her cap shielding his face.

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<v Speaker 6>I know it's so unfamous.

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<v Speaker 3>The standing get up of the famous person in disguise

0:35:59.400 --> 0:36:02.720
<v Speaker 3>isn't sunglasses. You always look at that and go someone famous.

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<v Speaker 3>Moments before a head on collision, he looked up and

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<v Speaker 3>I saw that it was none other than Daniel Craig.

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<v Speaker 3>This is another almost miss with a James Bond, but

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<v Speaker 3>this one of the current James Bond. Without breaking stride,

0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:18.840
<v Speaker 3>he seems to sidestepped me and our shoulders almost brushed.

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<v Speaker 3>It's that footwork that got in the bond crisis averted.

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<v Speaker 3>He continued on his way, and so did I. One

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<v Speaker 3>fourth step though from either of us, And this will

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<v Speaker 3>be a story for a very different feature, tom I

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<v Speaker 3>one day we have that feature I bumped into.

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<v Speaker 6>That's gonna make a note of that right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you'll never bump into a bond that. I think

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<v Speaker 5>that's the thing we're learning, whether Daniel Craig or Pierce

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<v Speaker 5>Proston bond is too sweet, too elusive.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's take some calls and I almost Trinity, good.

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<v Speaker 13>Morning, Oh, good morning, Christian, helly, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 6>Welcome to the show, Trinity, And what's your iye, almost story.

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<v Speaker 13>I almost tattooed Heath later.

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<v Speaker 7>It was a few years back now, obviously.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, So he came into the studio while he was

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<v Speaker 13>filming Ned Kelly and so while I was drawing everything

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<v Speaker 13>up and you know, loving life at the you know

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<v Speaker 13>there with Pep Ledger, his handler, producer whoever, came in

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<v Speaker 13>and we seim back to set a little upset with him.

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<v Speaker 3>So no moment that would have been an amazing act

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<v Speaker 3>and a huge loss, really sad story of anything about

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<v Speaker 3>Heath Ledger, but an amazing I mean made the dark

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<v Speaker 3>Knight Movies.

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<v Speaker 6>This incredible performance and that.

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<v Speaker 3>But what I'm curious what was the tattoo going to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get that far into the conversation?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 13>We actually we had the design all drawn up, we

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<v Speaker 13>had expenciled. It was pretty much literally he just wanted

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<v Speaker 13>like simple black lines around his wrist so he could

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<v Speaker 13>hide them under you know, other things, so they wouldn't

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<v Speaker 13>be obvious on sets.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I guess getting ready for the day who

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<v Speaker 3>one day played the joker and the joke hasn't got tats?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah he's but I mean what he under a sweat band?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 13>Bracelets, like you know, he's like little leather sort of

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<v Speaker 13>band bracelets. That was the idea here.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool, this could have been a story to make us say, wow,

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<v Speaker 3>it's amazing. All right, Trinity, don't you call me.

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<v Speaker 6>By Heather? Good morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello and Heather, welcome to the show. And what

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<v Speaker 3>is your eye?

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<v Speaker 7>Almost well, holiday in Ballei one year. We arrived at

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<v Speaker 7>the beach and noticed that Hugh Jackman and Denver Leief

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<v Speaker 7>and us were there, and I almost went up and

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<v Speaker 7>asks them for a photo, and noticed that they had

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<v Speaker 7>their children with them and there seemed to be you

0:38:29.880 --> 0:38:32.359
<v Speaker 7>could almost feel a consensus on the beach to let

0:38:32.360 --> 0:38:33.480
<v Speaker 7>them have a family holiday.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh that's very nice. That's very nice of you to

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<v Speaker 6>do that, you know, and judge the moment.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep, not just me, nobody did. So they had a

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<v Speaker 7>good couple of hours on the beach and then they left.

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<v Speaker 7>But it did feel good to leave them alone.

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<v Speaker 5>If you see a jackman in the wild, leave it.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you very much, she called.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, great show, Thanks guys, thank.

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<v Speaker 6>You very much. Heather. All Right, we're out of time. Sorry, Debbie.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not going to get to your story, which is

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<v Speaker 3>about you almost became the Australian distributor of Pokemon.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, we got the news and sport on the

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<v Speaker 6>way the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, come on and welcome to this Mornings Isolated Vocal.

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<v Speaker 6>We do this.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything was Thursday on the Breakfast Show on God one

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<v Speaker 3>oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 6>Isolated Vocal. This just a strip back.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the raw vocal performance and when you strip it

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<v Speaker 3>back from the rest of the song, all the instruments,

0:39:22.719 --> 0:39:25.600
<v Speaker 3>the studio effects, you hear in a totally different way

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<v Speaker 3>and Ferraris it's a better way.

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<v Speaker 6>It's more raw, it's more powerful. This is a great one.

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<v Speaker 3>This song itself rock Sand by the Police, You've heard

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<v Speaker 3>a million times. It's over forty years old. It's written

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<v Speaker 3>in nineteen seventy seven. It's a love letter from Sting

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<v Speaker 3>to a lady of the night. There was staying in

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<v Speaker 3>a very cheap part of Paris, and there was a

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<v Speaker 3>lady outside their cheap hotel, and Sting wrote a letter

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<v Speaker 3>to her. The name of it, rock Sand, comes from

0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:51.080
<v Speaker 3>the movie poster Sorono de Burger write that was in

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<v Speaker 3>the foyer or the very cheap hotel. But how a

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<v Speaker 3>listen to this? This is rock Sand in a completely

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<v Speaker 3>different way. This is this week's isolated vocal Rockan.

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<v Speaker 14>You don't have to put on the red light.

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<v Speaker 6>Those days are over.

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<v Speaker 14>You don't have to say everybody to the night, rock Same.

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<v Speaker 14>You don't have to wear that dress to night, walk

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<v Speaker 14>the streets for money. You don't care it's wrong, if

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<v Speaker 14>it's right, Rock Sam.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't have to put on the.

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<v Speaker 14>Red light, Rocks Sam. You don't have to put on

0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:42.000
<v Speaker 14>the red line.

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:51.799
<v Speaker 3>Feel a red light, full red light, feel the red light.

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<v Speaker 6>Fell a rud light full on the red line.

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<v Speaker 3>Originally this is going to be a very slow love song,

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<v Speaker 3>but Stuart Copeland, who to me has always been the

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<v Speaker 3>star of the band the drama, wanted to be a

0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:10.000
<v Speaker 3>much bigger sounding song. The star for me always in

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<v Speaker 3>this song isn't just things amazing vocal and the lyrics.

0:41:12.560 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 3>It's the drumming from Stuart Copland very underrated drumma.

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<v Speaker 6>Such a great song.

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<v Speaker 3>It's from nineteen seventy seven, it's forty two years old,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's that cliche, isn't They don't make them like

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<v Speaker 3>the used to? And there's some brilliant new music still

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:26.960
<v Speaker 3>being made around rock bands now all over the world. However,

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<v Speaker 3>I think we could do a feature call that don't

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<v Speaker 3>make them like they used to? Because sometimes some of

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<v Speaker 3>those old songs which are coming up for thirty forty

0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:37.919
<v Speaker 3>years odd old now still sounds so great, don't they.

0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:39.759
<v Speaker 3>And I love the drumming in that as well. But

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<v Speaker 3>if you ever want to find any of these isolated vocals,

0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:43.319
<v Speaker 3>it's the first time you've heard us do that.

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<v Speaker 6>You find them all on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 3>There's hours and hours and hours of them, and if

0:41:46.360 --> 0:41:48.200
<v Speaker 3>you ever come across one, you think would sound great

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<v Speaker 3>on the show. We have done three by Freddie Mercury.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you start emailing the Freddie ones, I think

0:41:53.120 --> 0:41:54.360
<v Speaker 3>we've done most of answer.

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:56.040
<v Speaker 5>We know he's good, we know he's really good.

0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:57.959
<v Speaker 3>We've done three by Freddy, two from out and John

0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:00.000
<v Speaker 3>I think two also from David Bowie.

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<v Speaker 6>But have a look on YouTube. Just type an.

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:04.680
<v Speaker 3>Isolated vocal and there's loads of delights there. Do you

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:06.840
<v Speaker 3>know what I was interviewing? There was a there's a

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:09.319
<v Speaker 3>rumor going around that you two won of the first

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:10.920
<v Speaker 3>big sort of things they had in their careers. They

0:42:10.920 --> 0:42:13.879
<v Speaker 3>were allowed to support the Police, obviously the big band

0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:16.080
<v Speaker 3>in the UK in the late seventies, and the you

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:17.880
<v Speaker 3>two weren't an own band then they were an up

0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:20.640
<v Speaker 3>and coming Irish band yep. And there was a story

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 3>going around that sting vain man back of the day,

0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 3>like a lot of front men were so upset with

0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 3>how this Irish band that no one knew who they

0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 3>were were just smashing it every night and a little

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 3>bit too good for a support act told the engineers

0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:36.040
<v Speaker 3>to put what was was called limiters on their amps

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:38.520
<v Speaker 3>and monitors, which makes it means it lowers all the sounds.

0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:41.359
<v Speaker 3>They can't get that loud on purpose. When I asked

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:42.759
<v Speaker 3>on her if this is true a couple years ago

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:47.279
<v Speaker 3>and I was interviewing, he said, yeah, said he had

0:42:47.320 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 3>done the same. You should never be shown up by

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 3>the support band. And I went, oh, so you were

0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 3>showing them up. You weren't this good. I didn't mean

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:57.600
<v Speaker 3>to say that. I regue to a phone in one

0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:00.239
<v Speaker 3>day about great support acts you've seen, because some times

0:43:00.280 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 3>you see a support band, don't you, And often most

0:43:02.520 --> 0:43:05.239
<v Speaker 3>of them hardly anyone's there. But you see these prince

0:43:05.280 --> 0:43:07.520
<v Speaker 3>support act somebody and you catch them when they're on

0:43:07.520 --> 0:43:09.319
<v Speaker 3>the cusp, and you didn't know at the time, and

0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:12.279
<v Speaker 3>then a year, two, three years later they suddenly they're

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:14.279
<v Speaker 3>really big. But at the time they were just an

0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:16.360
<v Speaker 3>opening app to They were just a support act. Anyway,

0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:17.520
<v Speaker 3>coming up next to tell you what we got on

0:43:17.520 --> 0:43:20.480
<v Speaker 3>the show based on what happened yesterday. Scold one o

0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:22.839
<v Speaker 3>four point three, Banana, Arma Venus.

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:26.040
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:26.680
<v Speaker 1>point three.

0:43:26.880 --> 0:43:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes songs are like a time isssion, a direct link

0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 3>to a certain time and place in life. This song

0:43:31.239 --> 0:43:35.440
<v Speaker 3>for me Banana rama Venus reminds me of being a teenager.

0:43:35.480 --> 0:43:37.640
<v Speaker 3>And there used to be a monthly roller disco where

0:43:37.640 --> 0:43:40.200
<v Speaker 3>I grew up, and the DJ always used to play

0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:42.239
<v Speaker 3>that song and he would yell looks looks creepy. Now

0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:43.759
<v Speaker 3>he would yell over the top of it. He would

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 3>dip it at the venus bit and he and out

0:43:46.080 --> 0:43:50.120
<v Speaker 3>another word comediically that rhymed with that man of mine.

0:43:50.200 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 3>It was a road of disco full of teenagers and

0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:56.000
<v Speaker 3>that guy was in his at least fifties. Hashtag different

0:43:56.040 --> 0:44:02.520
<v Speaker 3>Timey's goed one four point three seventeen minutes past. Stay

0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:05.920
<v Speaker 3>It's to Christian o'connoll breakfast show for illusion gas log fires.

0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:08.759
<v Speaker 3>All right, So yesterday we had this amazing story from

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:11.600
<v Speaker 3>a litst so called Kathy, and she was taking we

0:44:11.640 --> 0:44:13.200
<v Speaker 3>did a phone in this sweet five till but Tuesday

0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:15.480
<v Speaker 3>about cheating at school. She told us about how she'd

0:44:15.480 --> 0:44:18.280
<v Speaker 3>written this poem, amazing poem and it got an award

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:21.640
<v Speaker 3>and in the school magazine for Earth Day. And the

0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:24.320
<v Speaker 3>poem was an exact literally a cut and paste before

0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:26.520
<v Speaker 3>that was ever a thing of the lyrics from her

0:44:26.520 --> 0:44:30.839
<v Speaker 3>elder brother's album Trees by Rush and the title track tree.

0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:33.879
<v Speaker 3>She wrote down the lyrics and handed those in and

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:36.400
<v Speaker 3>basically she was only nine years of age. How the

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:38.000
<v Speaker 3>school or a teacher ever thought of nine year could

0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:39.920
<v Speaker 3>come up with this huge, beautiful poem and an o

0:44:40.120 --> 0:44:43.479
<v Speaker 3>to nature and wildlife. So maj just think her mums

0:44:43.480 --> 0:44:45.360
<v Speaker 3>stool doesn't know. She's never told her mum and it

0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:47.320
<v Speaker 3>was just a couple of decades ago because she'd be

0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:49.319
<v Speaker 3>too embarrassed, and Mum put it up on the wall

0:44:49.360 --> 0:44:51.359
<v Speaker 3>in a frame at home the magazine it was in.

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:53.239
<v Speaker 3>So we thought it'd be great phone in What your

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:55.960
<v Speaker 3>parents stool don't know? We put this on our Facebook

0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 3>page yesterday evening. We start a new thing yesterday tomorrow's

0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:01.759
<v Speaker 3>show today. We don't know everything about today's show the

0:45:01.840 --> 0:45:04.520
<v Speaker 3>day before, but sometimes we've got some rough idea and

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:06.320
<v Speaker 3>so if you want to become a friend of our Facebook,

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:07.719
<v Speaker 3>you can find out a bit about the show before

0:45:07.760 --> 0:45:10.759
<v Speaker 3>even starts. Head onto OC one oh four to three

0:45:10.800 --> 0:45:13.400
<v Speaker 3>on Facebook. Couple of great ones to get us going. Then,

0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 3>what your parents still don't know about you? I love

0:45:15.719 --> 0:45:20.000
<v Speaker 3>this one from Nicole. My parents pay for two years

0:45:20.080 --> 0:45:21.840
<v Speaker 3>of taithe that I didn't attend.

0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:26.879
<v Speaker 6>Oh that was twenty two years ago?

0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:27.920
<v Speaker 3>What did you do?

0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:30.440
<v Speaker 6>Did you say bye? And then where did you go

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:31.680
<v Speaker 6>with your secret life?

0:45:31.800 --> 0:45:33.840
<v Speaker 5>I've got my bag on going to say my friends

0:45:33.840 --> 0:45:35.120
<v Speaker 5>at the bus stop on the other.

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:39.239
<v Speaker 3>Day, coming home, and you don't got any work to

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:40.160
<v Speaker 3>do for your course?

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:44.440
<v Speaker 6>No another year gone by? No homework? Or do we

0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:47.359
<v Speaker 6>need to go and meet the teachers there? No, not

0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:49.680
<v Speaker 6>that tathe No, they're not into that. And then there's

0:45:49.719 --> 0:45:50.319
<v Speaker 6>Miriam here.

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:52.239
<v Speaker 3>I crashed my car and my dad sent me a

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:54.440
<v Speaker 3>check to get the car fixed. But I just took

0:45:54.440 --> 0:45:57.000
<v Speaker 3>all my mates to the pub that dent stayed in

0:45:57.040 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 3>the car for eight years, sold.

0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:02.600
<v Speaker 5>Miriam.

0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:04.480
<v Speaker 6>That's great. What have you got there? What don't your

0:46:04.520 --> 0:46:06.040
<v Speaker 6>parents still know? You're grown up?

0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:08.520
<v Speaker 3>But what stall don't your parents know? Nine four one

0:46:08.560 --> 0:46:11.120
<v Speaker 3>four one four three. If you want to keep it

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:12.960
<v Speaker 3>from a secret from them worried that they might hear

0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:16.040
<v Speaker 3>about it, you can give yourself a movie star's name

0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:18.480
<v Speaker 3>if you want to remain anonymous nine four one four

0:46:18.520 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 3>one o four three.

0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:22.799
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melvine's Gold one oh four

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:23.319
<v Speaker 1>point three.

0:46:23.560 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 3>Next half an hour, Cross's in a Day Early with

0:46:25.880 --> 0:46:30.440
<v Speaker 3>John by Shane Crawford live in a studio. Nothing's ever

0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:34.280
<v Speaker 3>straightforward with Crawf. We agreed he's in every Friday. Yesterday

0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:36.360
<v Speaker 3>he starts. Somebody's going sheep sharing tomorrow.

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 6>I'm not making this up. We'll find out more in

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 6>a minute.

0:46:38.760 --> 0:46:40.880
<v Speaker 3>Right now, though, you're grown up. But what don't your

0:46:40.920 --> 0:46:44.200
<v Speaker 3>parents still know about you? Angela has just sent this

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.600
<v Speaker 3>to me, Christian. When I was fifteen, I went snooping

0:46:46.600 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 3>through my mum's draws in her bedroom, as you do,

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 3>and I found her Like we say this word, you

0:46:52.560 --> 0:46:57.040
<v Speaker 3>can't say we put their angel on Facebook adult muscle relaxer.

0:46:58.800 --> 0:46:59.680
<v Speaker 5>That sounds worse.

0:47:01.960 --> 0:47:04.239
<v Speaker 3>My wife's got one. Okay, she's got a stiff neck.

0:47:04.280 --> 0:47:06.080
<v Speaker 3>But apparently you can only use behind a locked door.

0:47:06.120 --> 0:47:09.000
<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm not a doctor. That's what she said.

0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:10.200
<v Speaker 3>The doctor said how to use it?

0:47:10.239 --> 0:47:13.040
<v Speaker 6>Then that's fine. Andrew, Good morning.

0:47:13.360 --> 0:47:14.759
<v Speaker 9>Good morning, Christian. How are you here?

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:18.880
<v Speaker 6>I'm good? Have we still on? Andrew? Why don't your

0:47:18.880 --> 0:47:20.000
<v Speaker 6>parents talk know about you?

0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 15>Yeah?

0:47:20.800 --> 0:47:23.680
<v Speaker 9>When I was in high school, made of Mine, we

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:25.960
<v Speaker 9>would often just get the point where we don't want

0:47:26.000 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 9>to go to school today, or you know, Friday's looks

0:47:28.160 --> 0:47:30.640
<v Speaker 9>me pretty bad on a Tuesday, so I had a

0:47:30.800 --> 0:47:33.400
<v Speaker 9>scanning and a computer pretty early on in the mid nineties,

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:36.000
<v Speaker 9>and we used to get curriculum days from school, so

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:38.799
<v Speaker 9>where the teachers and principle would come together and talk

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:41.799
<v Speaker 9>about what the learning patterns would be. And so I

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:45.600
<v Speaker 9>scanned the curriculum notices, changed all of the text and

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:48.200
<v Speaker 9>the dates and things, and I just give them through

0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:50.560
<v Speaker 9>our parents. Friend and we and say, oh, yeah, we've

0:47:50.560 --> 0:47:53.120
<v Speaker 9>got a day off on Friday. Then I'd get an

0:47:53.120 --> 0:47:56.400
<v Speaker 9>old doctor's letter that I'd hold on to Friday, copy

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:58.040
<v Speaker 9>that and change the day.

0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:03.280
<v Speaker 5>Some talented mister Ripley, Yeah exactly.

0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:05.360
<v Speaker 6>I mean he should have been charging your friends a

0:48:05.480 --> 0:48:06.120
<v Speaker 6>fortune for.

0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:08.640
<v Speaker 9>This, I thought about. I mean there was no Netflix

0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:10.480
<v Speaker 9>at the time, Christian, So what the kid's going to do?

0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:20.399
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, right, what's going to do? Andrew into the master forger.

0:48:21.160 --> 0:48:23.480
<v Speaker 9>Exactly, I have a business I can for the website.

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:27.200
<v Speaker 9>But yeah, So we did that for a number of

0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:29.680
<v Speaker 9>days until the principal brought my friend and I to

0:48:29.760 --> 0:48:32.040
<v Speaker 9>the office and said, look, you guys are going to

0:48:32.080 --> 0:48:34.280
<v Speaker 9>fail on attendance if you don't come to the next

0:48:34.360 --> 0:48:37.200
<v Speaker 9>four to six weeks. We've checked out all of the

0:48:37.280 --> 0:48:40.239
<v Speaker 9>documentation and everything in order all your certificates are there,

0:48:40.719 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 9>but you got to come to school with the next two.

0:48:42.719 --> 0:48:44.480
<v Speaker 9>It's the hardest month and a half of my life.

0:48:45.760 --> 0:48:47.480
<v Speaker 6>What's a kid going to do? There's no Netflix.

0:48:48.120 --> 0:48:50.440
<v Speaker 9>Exactly right, exactly right? Can we do this for number

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 9>years junior high school? Anytime we felt like it was

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:55.320
<v Speaker 9>too much, we you know, a bag of Cheetos and

0:48:55.440 --> 0:48:56.239
<v Speaker 9>some video game.

0:48:57.480 --> 0:48:57.879
<v Speaker 6>Good time.

0:48:58.000 --> 0:49:00.160
<v Speaker 5>Amazing that the teachers never thought of suspicious that you

0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:02.520
<v Speaker 5>and your friend always got sick on the same day.

0:49:02.680 --> 0:49:04.800
<v Speaker 9>Well they did. That's try a printable day. This is

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.120
<v Speaker 9>like you boys are always off on the same day,

0:49:07.239 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 9>you know, a trail here but boating on where everything's

0:49:11.960 --> 0:49:14.000
<v Speaker 9>on the control as far as the books to concern.

0:49:15.600 --> 0:49:17.120
<v Speaker 9>But we were like, you know, I don't know. We

0:49:17.160 --> 0:49:18.719
<v Speaker 9>hang out of it. Maybe we got a pod at

0:49:18.719 --> 0:49:19.319
<v Speaker 9>the same time.

0:49:19.360 --> 0:49:21.960
<v Speaker 3>You tell me that's great, Andrew, that's a great story.

0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:23.920
<v Speaker 3>Thanks to calling mate. Most of the scene in Ferris

0:49:23.920 --> 0:49:27.400
<v Speaker 3>Bud's day off where Rooney you at the head master

0:49:27.440 --> 0:49:29.879
<v Speaker 3>that Ferris was tormenting. He rang his parents to say

0:49:29.880 --> 0:49:32.839
<v Speaker 3>that he'd had twelve six days that semester, and as

0:49:32.840 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 3>he's on the phone, Cameron's hacking into the school systems

0:49:36.120 --> 0:49:40.360
<v Speaker 3>and Rooney Rooney is when your son has in the

0:49:40.400 --> 0:49:42.479
<v Speaker 3>twelve goes down to eleven.

0:49:43.400 --> 0:49:44.880
<v Speaker 6>It's their own sick days.

0:49:46.120 --> 0:49:49.520
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

0:49:49.520 --> 0:49:50.040
<v Speaker 1>point three.

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:53.800
<v Speaker 3>Joining us normally on a Friday today is Shane Crawford.

0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:55.400
<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Crawff, good morning. How are you?

0:49:55.480 --> 0:49:57.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm good. So you're in your running gear. I

0:49:57.680 --> 0:49:58.680
<v Speaker 3>went out for a run earlier.

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:01.239
<v Speaker 16>Why actually got Yeah, I was in my running gear.

0:50:01.239 --> 0:50:03.480
<v Speaker 16>I got changed out the front. I do apologize. There

0:50:03.480 --> 0:50:05.080
<v Speaker 16>was a couple of people when I was getting changed.

0:50:05.160 --> 0:50:06.719
<v Speaker 16>I was new to my car. I think there might

0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:10.759
<v Speaker 16>be a few complaints, but I was getting changed because toilet.

0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:13.160
<v Speaker 3>She don't need to be getting exposing yourself to the

0:50:13.200 --> 0:50:14.600
<v Speaker 3>residence of Richmond in the morning.

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:16.640
<v Speaker 16>Yeah, that is very true. I need to live and learn.

0:50:16.640 --> 0:50:18.560
<v Speaker 16>But I don't know what it is. I like getting

0:50:18.640 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 16>changed in my car. I don't know why there is

0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 16>but that it feels like.

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:24.200
<v Speaker 6>It's cramped and confined.

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:25.880
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I sort it's a challenge.

0:50:26.200 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 6>You know, Hey, you should take that to Channel nine.

0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:32.080
<v Speaker 3>This in your TV show The Car The Changing.

0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:33.719
<v Speaker 12>I was still trying to get that footy show go.

0:50:34.080 --> 0:50:35.400
<v Speaker 6>I want to get that done first.

0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:39.440
<v Speaker 3>So this week on the show, we've been talking about

0:50:39.719 --> 0:50:42.279
<v Speaker 3>cheating at school. Did you do anything at school where

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:43.080
<v Speaker 3>the young Crawf.

0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:47.720
<v Speaker 16>Was a well many times, but this is a true story.

0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:51.439
<v Speaker 16>In year twelve, I wasn't great at school. I thought

0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:54.560
<v Speaker 16>I was just ticking time and hoping that my football

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:59.480
<v Speaker 16>career might kick off. But in year twelve English wasn't

0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:03.080
<v Speaker 16>much good, very creative, but that had nothing to do

0:51:03.160 --> 0:51:05.239
<v Speaker 16>with what we had to do in English. So my

0:51:05.360 --> 0:51:08.160
<v Speaker 16>football coach, who was also an English teacher, and.

0:51:08.239 --> 0:51:10.319
<v Speaker 6>We can already see what's happening, and you make sure

0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:10.880
<v Speaker 6>you get paid.

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:11.960
<v Speaker 12>It was great, Carol.

0:51:12.000 --> 0:51:14.600
<v Speaker 16>He's one of the all time greats at Assumption College.

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:16.560
<v Speaker 16>He's an absolute legend. He knew that I needed a

0:51:16.560 --> 0:51:19.439
<v Speaker 16>bit of a kick along. So there was a couple

0:51:19.480 --> 0:51:21.160
<v Speaker 16>of questions that I needed answered and I had to

0:51:21.239 --> 0:51:22.120
<v Speaker 16>do an essay and so.

0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:25.440
<v Speaker 3>Spell can't Yeah, well that's right, we can't make your

0:51:25.480 --> 0:51:26.400
<v Speaker 3>multiple choice scrawl.

0:51:26.840 --> 0:51:31.279
<v Speaker 16>So anyway, so he answered it all and put it

0:51:31.280 --> 0:51:33.920
<v Speaker 16>out in his own words, and he said, here, this

0:51:34.040 --> 0:51:35.480
<v Speaker 16>is going to help you. You need to put it

0:51:35.520 --> 0:51:38.080
<v Speaker 16>in your own words. I didn't have my own words.

0:51:38.960 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 16>I didn't have so I copied it word for word,

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:43.920
<v Speaker 16>so all of a sudden in English, I went from

0:51:43.960 --> 0:51:47.799
<v Speaker 16>an E to an A. This is true. I got sent.

0:51:48.120 --> 0:51:50.160
<v Speaker 16>I got asked about this, how did you do this?

0:51:50.239 --> 0:51:53.080
<v Speaker 16>And I said, I just studied hard. Then I went

0:51:53.120 --> 0:51:55.799
<v Speaker 16>to the principal's office and they said what happened here?

0:51:55.840 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 12>How did this work? And I said, oh, listen, I

0:51:58.320 --> 0:52:01.640
<v Speaker 12>must admit being truthful. I had a little bit of help. Right,

0:52:01.840 --> 0:52:02.720
<v Speaker 12>tell me about that.

0:52:02.640 --> 0:52:03.680
<v Speaker 6>You crossed up the teacher.

0:52:03.840 --> 0:52:06.480
<v Speaker 16>Well, I told on mister Carroll. I said no, no,

0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:09.000
<v Speaker 16>I said, he helped me. Yeah, he guided me through.

0:52:09.280 --> 0:52:11.839
<v Speaker 16>And then mister Carroll got called in and he got

0:52:11.840 --> 0:52:14.440
<v Speaker 16>reprimanded under the bus snitch.

0:52:15.000 --> 0:52:16.719
<v Speaker 6>There's a name for people like you in a place

0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:17.680
<v Speaker 6>in hell, for snitches.

0:52:17.719 --> 0:52:18.200
<v Speaker 13>It's no.

0:52:18.280 --> 0:52:18.960
<v Speaker 12>I was being honest.

0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:22.520
<v Speaker 16>He helped me, but I just didn't rewrite it because

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:23.520
<v Speaker 16>I didn't have my own words.

0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:25.839
<v Speaker 6>So anyway, I find him. He's been homeless the last

0:52:25.840 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 6>twenty years.

0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:31.239
<v Speaker 12>But he's never been allowed to teach every again. Now,

0:52:31.320 --> 0:52:32.640
<v Speaker 12>you could never get rid of him. He was one

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:33.440
<v Speaker 12>of the all time greats.

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:35.960
<v Speaker 16>But he was just trying to help a young country

0:52:36.000 --> 0:52:39.400
<v Speaker 16>guy out and hopefully a backward kid who was looking

0:52:39.440 --> 0:52:42.640
<v Speaker 16>like he was terribly in reverse, just to maybe go

0:52:42.719 --> 0:52:43.800
<v Speaker 16>forward for a few steps.

0:52:43.920 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 6>All right, we'll clear the ads. We'll come back Part

0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:46.400
<v Speaker 6>two with Shane Crawford.

0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Next the Christian oh' connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one

0:52:49.800 --> 0:52:50.640
<v Speaker 1>or four point three.

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:53.120
<v Speaker 3>We're back with our guest this morning. He's on every week,

0:52:53.520 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 3>Shane Crawford. So over the weekend there were some big games.

0:52:57.600 --> 0:53:00.000
<v Speaker 3>It's a big upsets and I won the star performances.

0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:03.120
<v Speaker 3>Actually a chat post team the Bombers. They looks amazing

0:53:03.160 --> 0:53:04.120
<v Speaker 3>on front now very good.

0:53:04.200 --> 0:53:06.160
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, it was great to see this time.

0:53:06.360 --> 0:53:10.680
<v Speaker 16>A lot of upsets because it's such a long year

0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:14.080
<v Speaker 16>to keep your team firing at the very best, and

0:53:14.120 --> 0:53:16.520
<v Speaker 16>this is where injuries start to come in. But the

0:53:16.560 --> 0:53:20.120
<v Speaker 16>biggest talking point around Essendon at the moment is Anthony

0:53:20.160 --> 0:53:22.680
<v Speaker 16>Tip and Woody my favorite name and one of my

0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:24.880
<v Speaker 16>favorite players in the competition.

0:53:24.960 --> 0:53:27.000
<v Speaker 5>He's my actual favorite player. And I would hate to

0:53:27.040 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 5>think he's going coming.

0:53:28.000 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 6>To the he's coming over.

0:53:30.040 --> 0:53:33.600
<v Speaker 16>Yes, he's he's put on whole contract talks with the Bombers.

0:53:33.640 --> 0:53:35.200
<v Speaker 16>He's going to wait until the end of the year.

0:53:35.239 --> 0:53:37.920
<v Speaker 16>He has been on fire. He really has been playing beautifully.

0:53:38.040 --> 0:53:41.280
<v Speaker 16>I think he's kicked like twenty seven goals or twenty

0:53:41.280 --> 0:53:43.680
<v Speaker 16>four goals seven something. Anyways, a beautiful shop for gold

0:53:43.719 --> 0:53:47.040
<v Speaker 16>never misses under pressure. However, there's a lot of club

0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:50.080
<v Speaker 16>sniffing around. Okay, I think the Blues want a really

0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:53.040
<v Speaker 16>dangerous sort of forward. They've got some money to to

0:53:53.480 --> 0:53:55.759
<v Speaker 16>throw his way out. North Melbourne are always out there,

0:53:55.800 --> 0:53:58.560
<v Speaker 16>the Bulldogs, I think even Hawthorne are looking for some

0:53:58.560 --> 0:53:59.120
<v Speaker 16>small forwards.

0:53:59.239 --> 0:54:01.880
<v Speaker 6>Did you have this? You must have had these big offers.

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 3>When the money comes and you've got a loyalty or opportunity, you.

0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:11.440
<v Speaker 16>Can always sell your souls. You can just get more money, absolutely,

0:54:11.520 --> 0:54:13.759
<v Speaker 16>and you fight that you go, am I happy? Am

0:54:13.760 --> 0:54:15.040
<v Speaker 16>I happy? Not winning games?

0:54:15.040 --> 0:54:17.799
<v Speaker 5>Here? How important was it for you to be a

0:54:17.800 --> 0:54:19.480
<v Speaker 5>one club man your whole career?

0:54:19.560 --> 0:54:22.120
<v Speaker 16>Well, looking back, I wish I had have taken off

0:54:22.200 --> 0:54:27.440
<v Speaker 16>because early on in my career I just started a

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:29.960
<v Speaker 16>Hawthorne and I started to get a bit of momentum

0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:33.319
<v Speaker 16>and I was going okay. And then because you love

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:35.879
<v Speaker 16>the club and you're with these young kids coming through

0:54:35.920 --> 0:54:37.879
<v Speaker 16>there your mates, so you don't really want to leave

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:39.919
<v Speaker 16>your mates. As you get older, you sort of think,

0:54:39.960 --> 0:54:43.920
<v Speaker 16>oh maybe I need to you know, just spark spark

0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:45.680
<v Speaker 16>it up a bit and give myself a new lease

0:54:45.719 --> 0:54:46.080
<v Speaker 16>on life.

0:54:46.080 --> 0:54:47.680
<v Speaker 12>But early on I got an offer.

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:50.480
<v Speaker 16>From Port Adelaide when they were starting out and building

0:54:50.480 --> 0:54:52.759
<v Speaker 16>a club. I got it like a five year deal

0:54:52.840 --> 0:54:55.160
<v Speaker 16>on virtually triple the money I was going to get

0:54:55.200 --> 0:54:58.920
<v Speaker 16>at Hawthorne, which was a lot of money. And but

0:54:59.200 --> 0:55:01.960
<v Speaker 16>the kicker was, oh, you come over and possibly be

0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:04.120
<v Speaker 16>the captain and be our leader, you know, go with

0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:06.560
<v Speaker 16>a young leader. But also we might be able to

0:55:06.600 --> 0:55:08.600
<v Speaker 16>get you involved in a McDonald's franchise.

0:55:09.200 --> 0:55:10.120
<v Speaker 12>So that was the deal.

0:55:10.239 --> 0:55:10.600
<v Speaker 3>Kickout.

0:55:10.800 --> 0:55:14.239
<v Speaker 16>What do you mean not working there or no, not

0:55:14.320 --> 0:55:18.160
<v Speaker 16>working there, although at the time franchise you.

0:55:18.200 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 6>Can you can in charge of the friar on a Sunday.

0:55:20.800 --> 0:55:22.920
<v Speaker 12>No, but it's interesting to say because.

0:55:22.680 --> 0:55:23.720
<v Speaker 5>You're a junior manager.

0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:26.680
<v Speaker 6>You know, he's only a three out of five. You

0:55:26.719 --> 0:55:28.200
<v Speaker 6>don't have the little stars. But do you know what,

0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:32.440
<v Speaker 6>he's no employee of the month they have as as you.

0:55:32.920 --> 0:55:35.440
<v Speaker 16>I don't know if it still happens with McDonald's franchises,

0:55:35.440 --> 0:55:37.279
<v Speaker 16>but that's what they used to do. Like if you

0:55:37.440 --> 0:55:39.279
<v Speaker 16>actually have some kind of ownership, you had to go

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:40.240
<v Speaker 16>and work in the business.

0:55:40.680 --> 0:55:41.719
<v Speaker 12>So I would have had to.

0:55:41.680 --> 0:55:43.799
<v Speaker 16>Go over there and and make those what are those

0:55:43.800 --> 0:55:44.360
<v Speaker 16>ice creams?

0:55:44.360 --> 0:55:45.359
<v Speaker 12>Those mister wibi ice.

0:55:46.960 --> 0:55:52.680
<v Speaker 16>Yeah, but even now, like I just kicked myself and

0:55:52.800 --> 0:55:54.520
<v Speaker 16>like I've got four kids, I could I could bring

0:55:54.560 --> 0:55:57.879
<v Speaker 16>him up on McDonald's and save a fortune, Like don't

0:55:57.920 --> 0:55:59.440
<v Speaker 16>you look back with regret at times?

0:55:59.440 --> 0:56:02.520
<v Speaker 3>And they never never westerly about a McDonald's franchise.

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:03.080
<v Speaker 6>It never came.

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 16>I get a lot of money. I know it's not

0:56:08.600 --> 0:56:10.440
<v Speaker 16>all about money, but it certainly helps when you've got

0:56:10.480 --> 0:56:12.799
<v Speaker 16>four boys, you've got a McDonald's franchise were there. You

0:56:12.800 --> 0:56:14.640
<v Speaker 16>can feed your family and friends, you can have all

0:56:14.640 --> 0:56:17.800
<v Speaker 16>your parties there. You know, I'm turning fifty soon, so

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:20.200
<v Speaker 16>him a fifty story, isn't it.

0:56:20.360 --> 0:56:25.480
<v Speaker 5>We didn't start to shake the campaign. So do you

0:56:25.520 --> 0:56:29.960
<v Speaker 5>think that's what Gavin Wangan lies with that? Jack, one

0:56:30.000 --> 0:56:31.840
<v Speaker 5>of my favorite players of the kid left s and

0:56:31.960 --> 0:56:34.399
<v Speaker 5>n to be the first Captain of Port Adelaide. Gavin

0:56:34.440 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 5>wan did he have a McDonald's for franchise?

0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 16>Well, I'm not sure, but I think he was encouraged.

0:56:40.200 --> 0:56:42.319
<v Speaker 16>Why would he leave Esendon when he was flying and

0:56:42.360 --> 0:56:43.879
<v Speaker 16>he was so loved and I think he.

0:56:43.840 --> 0:56:44.440
<v Speaker 12>Loved the place.

0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:46.120
<v Speaker 6>He the price.

0:56:47.280 --> 0:56:49.480
<v Speaker 12>Actually fries and hash browns.

0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:51.280
<v Speaker 5>Attracted to those Golden Archers.

0:56:51.400 --> 0:56:52.160
<v Speaker 12>Well, that's the thing.

0:56:52.239 --> 0:56:54.080
<v Speaker 16>And I think he had a bit of a family

0:56:54.080 --> 0:56:56.600
<v Speaker 16>connection back there as well, so that certainly was I

0:56:56.680 --> 0:57:00.239
<v Speaker 16>think a driving factor. But for me, I really kick

0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:02.439
<v Speaker 16>myself to this day. I should have sold my soul.

0:57:02.480 --> 0:57:04.319
<v Speaker 16>I should have just taken off over there. I could

0:57:04.320 --> 0:57:07.000
<v Speaker 16>have been over there now, sitting there and just watching.

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:08.839
<v Speaker 6>Coming in here every week.

0:57:09.840 --> 0:57:11.919
<v Speaker 3>All right, this quickly, then we've got thirty seconds left.

0:57:11.920 --> 0:57:13.800
<v Speaker 3>What are your picks of the weekend? Then obviously Saturday

0:57:13.840 --> 0:57:15.760
<v Speaker 3>night big game with the T's and the Saints.

0:57:17.360 --> 0:57:19.360
<v Speaker 16>We don't care about the D's anymore, but the Saints

0:57:19.600 --> 0:57:21.560
<v Speaker 16>under Brett Ratten. Was great to see them winning. I

0:57:21.560 --> 0:57:23.680
<v Speaker 16>think they can continue on there. The underdogs this week,

0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:26.760
<v Speaker 16>Collingwood Richmond a top four spot Friday Night. It's gonna

0:57:26.760 --> 0:57:29.280
<v Speaker 16>be massive. Everyone's been given to the Pies, but they're

0:57:29.280 --> 0:57:31.560
<v Speaker 16>still a pretty good side. But the Tigers they're up

0:57:31.560 --> 0:57:32.600
<v Speaker 16>and about. They're on a roll.

0:57:33.200 --> 0:57:35.120
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, they're playing really well. Mon, you're going for your

0:57:35.160 --> 0:57:36.360
<v Speaker 6>picking the Tigers.

0:57:35.920 --> 0:57:38.400
<v Speaker 16>Picking the Tigers, And sorry I couldn't be here tomorrow.

0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:40.880
<v Speaker 16>I'm actually going to shar some sheep which is true.

0:57:40.920 --> 0:57:41.840
<v Speaker 12>So again it's.

0:57:41.680 --> 0:57:43.360
<v Speaker 6>Because that McDonald's franchise didn't come.

0:57:44.440 --> 0:57:47.760
<v Speaker 12>That's someone's got to cut the DAGs before we share them.

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:49.520
<v Speaker 6>All right, we got to go Craws. Nice to see

0:57:49.520 --> 0:57:49.880
<v Speaker 6>you make.

0:57:49.840 --> 0:57:52.840
<v Speaker 1>All the best The Christian Who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's

0:57:52.840 --> 0:57:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Gold one oh four point three.

0:57:57.840 --> 0:57:59.760
<v Speaker 3>All right, then this is an ancient story. There's a

0:57:59.760 --> 0:58:06.160
<v Speaker 3>sinner in Queensland where they're offering beds for patrons.

0:58:06.200 --> 0:58:08.320
<v Speaker 6>You can go to cinema and watch the movie from

0:58:08.360 --> 0:58:08.720
<v Speaker 6>a bed.

0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:11.080
<v Speaker 5>You know that doesn't surprise me. I went to a

0:58:11.200 --> 0:58:14.440
<v Speaker 5>nightclub once in the Gold Coast where they had no seats,

0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:17.280
<v Speaker 5>they only had beds. I'm not sure if it still exists,

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:19.080
<v Speaker 5>if any of our listeners know what it's called, or

0:58:19.120 --> 0:58:19.960
<v Speaker 5>if it still exists.

0:58:20.400 --> 0:58:23.920
<v Speaker 6>You see it club with beds.

0:58:24.280 --> 0:58:29.520
<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you the most disgusting part is the.

0:58:28.040 --> 0:58:29.880
<v Speaker 6>Cleaning stuff we've got cleaning the beds. After it.

0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:32.960
<v Speaker 5>They walk around with a spray because it smells so

0:58:33.000 --> 0:58:35.200
<v Speaker 5>bad in there, and they just keep spraying from the hip.

0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:41.440
<v Speaker 6>We did not need that story anyway. Today's that work

0:58:41.520 --> 0:58:42.880
<v Speaker 6>time when he started to move the show on.

0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:48.120
<v Speaker 3>It is bet bet movies. Okay, I've got a nighty

0:58:48.360 --> 0:58:54.680
<v Speaker 3>on Elm Street. That's good, thank you. My left futon

0:58:55.520 --> 0:58:57.040
<v Speaker 3>could have gone with back to the footon, but I

0:58:57.080 --> 0:59:00.280
<v Speaker 3>went with my left futon. Alvin and the cheek Bunks.

0:59:02.760 --> 0:59:03.720
<v Speaker 6>Wasn't sure how would it go?

0:59:03.800 --> 0:59:07.160
<v Speaker 3>But I'm pleased with that one, Alvin and the cheap Bunks.

0:59:08.360 --> 0:59:11.520
<v Speaker 3>I know what you did last slumber good all right,

0:59:11.600 --> 0:59:13.760
<v Speaker 3>Jackie bod. What have you got bed films?

0:59:13.800 --> 0:59:18.440
<v Speaker 5>How to snooze a guy in ten days? Four posters

0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:19.280
<v Speaker 5>in a funeral?

0:59:19.560 --> 0:59:21.360
<v Speaker 6>Ah, I was thinking about a four poster.

0:59:21.160 --> 0:59:30.200
<v Speaker 5>One Lady in the waterbed Slumber, Doug Millionaire yep and

0:59:30.320 --> 0:59:33.320
<v Speaker 5>the new Dwaine, the Rock Johnson movie Futon with my

0:59:33.440 --> 0:59:35.880
<v Speaker 5>family puton.

0:59:36.920 --> 0:59:39.080
<v Speaker 6>Don't repeat it all right?

0:59:39.160 --> 0:59:43.800
<v Speaker 3>Send us your bed movies text them in four seven, five, three,

0:59:44.000 --> 0:59:46.640
<v Speaker 3>one oh four three best we get in ten minutes

0:59:46.640 --> 0:59:48.640
<v Speaker 3>time and give it. Tickets go today on the Green.

0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Rick Asley is going to be live in the UK

0:59:51.400 --> 0:59:54.320
<v Speaker 3>on tomorrow. Show tickets go and sell tomorrow. Rick Assley

0:59:54.360 --> 0:59:56.840
<v Speaker 3>got an eighties double bill great one. Rick Asley and

0:59:56.960 --> 1:00:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Aha are headlining next year. Tickets going sell tomorrow morning.

1:00:00.120 --> 1:00:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Can win them on the outwork time waster with us

1:00:02.040 --> 1:00:02.400
<v Speaker 3>this morning.

1:00:02.480 --> 1:00:05.840
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1:00:05.880 --> 1:00:06.480
<v Speaker 1>point three.

1:00:06.640 --> 1:00:08.640
<v Speaker 3>So tomorrow morning you get tickets to go to a

1:00:08.720 --> 1:00:10.640
<v Speaker 3>Day on the Green. You got Ahara and Rick Astley

1:00:10.680 --> 1:00:14.400
<v Speaker 3>are headlining and out at Rochard Wines on the twenty second.

1:00:14.440 --> 1:00:17.240
<v Speaker 3>Next year Margaret Court Arena on the twenty third. Tickets

1:00:17.240 --> 1:00:20.240
<v Speaker 3>go and sell tomorrow morning you can give a pair away.

1:00:20.240 --> 1:00:20.360
<v Speaker 9>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's at work time waste with the News at Queensland.

1:00:24.240 --> 1:00:28.120
<v Speaker 3>Boy's the Home of Innovation Queensland are beds now at

1:00:28.160 --> 1:00:29.280
<v Speaker 3>cinemas in Queensland.

1:00:29.560 --> 1:00:31.360
<v Speaker 6>So it's a film.

1:00:31.400 --> 1:00:34.880
<v Speaker 3>Sorry bed movies. Today's the outwork time waster Wind in

1:00:34.960 --> 1:00:42.760
<v Speaker 3>the Pillows, Oh Silver from Heidi, Heidi bed her Civil

1:00:42.800 --> 1:00:49.080
<v Speaker 3>plus Muriel's Bedding Gold in Bed with Madonna, what's the movie?

1:00:49.160 --> 1:00:51.680
<v Speaker 6>Do you remember the nineties one Bed with My Daughter?

1:00:52.040 --> 1:00:53.960
<v Speaker 5>Oh Silver?

1:00:54.520 --> 1:00:54.680
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

1:00:54.720 --> 1:00:57.720
<v Speaker 3>I got really upset watching that when Kevin Costner went

1:00:57.760 --> 1:01:00.280
<v Speaker 3>to see her backstage and they had like a bit

1:01:00.320 --> 1:01:02.120
<v Speaker 3>of an awkward chat, and then when he left, she

1:01:02.160 --> 1:01:04.240
<v Speaker 3>stuck her fingers in her throat like she's been sick

1:01:04.280 --> 1:01:08.320
<v Speaker 3>from talking to him. And I loved Kevin cost for you. Yeah,

1:01:08.720 --> 1:01:09.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I don't you know.

1:01:11.520 --> 1:01:15.040
<v Speaker 6>That's what. Oh yeah, that's one. I want my Donna

1:01:15.080 --> 1:01:16.760
<v Speaker 6>because of your time never.

1:01:16.640 --> 1:01:22.440
<v Speaker 3>Meeting her yet, Pat will cast a withering judgment on

1:01:22.600 --> 1:01:24.560
<v Speaker 3>someone it doesn't even exist.

1:01:25.080 --> 1:01:26.080
<v Speaker 6>That sounds so for you.

1:01:26.640 --> 1:01:31.840
<v Speaker 3>West Side Snorri Gold Alice in Slumberland, Silver bus gown

1:01:32.080 --> 1:01:36.240
<v Speaker 3>with the winds Gold, I don't the good name, sir.

1:01:36.560 --> 1:01:37.640
<v Speaker 6>The walking bed.

1:01:39.200 --> 1:01:44.840
<v Speaker 5>About a TV showing not a movie. Bronze, Uncle, bunk, gold.

1:01:44.800 --> 1:01:50.920
<v Speaker 15>Sheets just not that into you, gold, I said, sheets,

1:01:51.560 --> 1:01:57.840
<v Speaker 15>the lion King, silver arm a bedden, gold, Edwin sleep,

1:01:58.000 --> 1:02:04.480
<v Speaker 15>Edward's sleeping hands, Bronze, where's my pillow? Gold saving private

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<v Speaker 15>lie in silver black Hawk, eider down.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't get it bronze eider down.

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<v Speaker 6>I do eider down as a type of.

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<v Speaker 4>Another word for a doner.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never heard of that. What do you call you

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<v Speaker 5>don't call the don okay, no, make no sense. Now

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<v Speaker 5>what do you call them?

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<v Speaker 6>Do they?

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<v Speaker 5>That's a funny word.

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<v Speaker 6>Funny, It makes no work, not even a word. You

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<v Speaker 6>made it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Fair and Loafers in Las Vegas, silver plus, corn airbed

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<v Speaker 3>gold single white foot on silver ones.

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<v Speaker 6>He flew over gold plus All right, who's getting the ticket?

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<v Speaker 5>It's between that and uncle, Bunk.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you like, Uncle bun to do a John candy?

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<v Speaker 6>You can get that, Uncle Bunk. You're the weather'st oneing

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<v Speaker 6>word up.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, your wife, Bianca came back from You've been awayfer

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<v Speaker 3>apart from about eight nine days. Normally sometimes brings some

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<v Speaker 3>brings a little gift back if you had anything.

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<v Speaker 5>She bought me a lovely gift, something actually can share

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<v Speaker 5>with the whole team from l a. She bought me

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<v Speaker 5>a creativity stone, a colorful rock that emits creativity gives

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<v Speaker 5>the owner.

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<v Speaker 3>Where did she piece of Can I be ruined? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to be rude, hoel a creativity rock?

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<v Speaker 5>See, I thought you I'm a skeptic at times, I

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<v Speaker 5>thought you would be the kind of person who likes

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<v Speaker 5>a creativity stone.

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<v Speaker 3>I have some creativity crystals at home, Okay, so full disclosure.

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<v Speaker 6>However, a rock.

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<v Speaker 3>That I'm going to hold and I'm going to write

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<v Speaker 3>the next book buster a creativity stone?

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<v Speaker 6>Where does she? Where does she get it from?

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<v Speaker 5>She got I guess like a Knickknacks type store or

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<v Speaker 5>where in the world from Laels.

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<v Speaker 3>From the whole, big part of creativeness. Spielberg's in the

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<v Speaker 3>Jennifer Anderson Show to find a great movie stall.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the home of creativity in many ways and failures.

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<v Speaker 6>Both are true. And so what is it just a pebble?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's it's you would fit in the palm of

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<v Speaker 5>your hand nicely. I'll bring it in so we can

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<v Speaker 5>all touch it a minute.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean two things about the gift. One, she thinks

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<v Speaker 6>you need it. What can I get him?

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<v Speaker 3>Jackson was in a purple pat so maybe this pebble

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<v Speaker 3>will help him.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know where is it today.

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<v Speaker 5>It's in our bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you do with it? Do you hold it?

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<v Speaker 13>Aw?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you put it?

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<v Speaker 9>Wy?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought you especially would be skeptic.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just asking how it works.

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<v Speaker 5>You have moon crystals, You got different kinds of crystals.

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<v Speaker 6>Even we would draw the line at a lucky pebble.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a pet rock.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally stopping me going down the beach and picking up

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of rocks, funny rocks.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it's painted.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's not painted. It's just it's a natural creative color.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, that's it.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys aren't touching the rocket or I'm keeping all

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<v Speaker 5>the creativity for myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't tell me it says something like dream or

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<v Speaker 3>on it.

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<v Speaker 5>It doesn't say anything on it. It's a row.

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<v Speaker 6>It's so creative already, how abstract, how wonderful.

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<v Speaker 5>It doesn't need to show off.

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<v Speaker 6>It is what it is, is what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Please bring it in tomorrow and let's just see what happens.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm using it for myself though.

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<v Speaker 6>Fine, we're all gonna just warm our hands on.

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<v Speaker 5>Your glove, sit back and watch my performance tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 6>We are back tomorrow morning. What are we going to

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<v Speaker 6>do for title of today's show?

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<v Speaker 3>There have been so many different things and so many

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<v Speaker 3>moments on today's show. What lends itself to a title

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<v Speaker 3>of today's show?

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<v Speaker 5>The four Legged Duck?

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<v Speaker 6>Must we?

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<v Speaker 5>I think we have? You haven't really mentioned it again

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<v Speaker 5>since the five past six this morning, but I go.

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<v Speaker 3>On about it twice because it's the worst moment when

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<v Speaker 3>the UK that I had on TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Man Answers Stupid Question is up on our Facebook page

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<v Speaker 5>now Christian competing on the UK's version of the Weakest Link.

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<v Speaker 3>And I really was the weakest link. This video is

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<v Speaker 3>why I moved to this part of the country. You

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<v Speaker 3>can find it now on Facebook OC one O four

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<v Speaker 3>to three. Tommy who made the video, is leaving the

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<v Speaker 3>show as soon as you got out of it. Bye

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<v Speaker 3>bye Tommy. Start gathering up your stuff. Went back tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much for listening.

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<v Speaker 6>Have a great day. We catch you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Huggy's on the Way, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's

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<v Speaker 1>Gold one oh four point three