Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Meldon's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three five from.
Speaker 2: Richmond Gold one four point three HQGS, Melbourne, Australia, fordcasting
Speaker 2: to the world, Christian one.
Speaker 3: If the listener explodes, if you do that, oh true
Speaker 3: true Matrum to.
Speaker 4: The Cornea, which sounds like a rap song.
Speaker 5: Breakfast show. His brain's working, Pats its work smelled.
Speaker 6: Yet again.
Speaker 3: I'uld get another show, Primes, because I've had three egg
Speaker 3: yolks again today?
Speaker 5: What's four plus four eight? Well done? It's working.
Speaker 6: It was a pre recording today's show that deliberately added
Speaker 6: that gap in.
Speaker 5: It's meant to sharpen your mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was so sharp. It was too sharp,
Speaker 3: and I thought, hang on, that's a trick question. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was watching a huge game show in the UK. Right,
Speaker 3: it's one of these quiz shows and robertson the weakest
Speaker 3: link and I was on a celebrity version, right, and
Speaker 3: it's someone.
Speaker 6: Like the second round.
Speaker 7: I got.
Speaker 6: Can I hear you're what is that that? There's another
Speaker 6: cart playing out?
Speaker 5: It's actually sounds like yesterday's breakfast show.
Speaker 6: Mark must have mixed it in somewhow to.
Speaker 2: This why Rich Melbourne, Australia to the world for Christians?
Speaker 6: What if the listener explodes if you do that?
Speaker 1: Oh true, true Truman.
Speaker 4: To the Cornea, which sounds like a wrap song breakfast.
Speaker 5: His brain's working, Pats just Cloud.
Speaker 3: It was about twenty seconds into us talking over this
Speaker 3: that I started to hear you a different you.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it sounded like me twenty four hours ago.
Speaker 5: I've changed a lot since then.
Speaker 3: We can't now move on until I know if you're
Speaker 3: you're going to surprise us again in a couple of seconds.
Speaker 6: Anyway, all right, where were wed at?
Speaker 5: Now it's going to happen again?
Speaker 6: No, what was it? I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was definitely Jack.
Speaker 3: Hang on producer Mark who makes all these as? This
Speaker 3: jumped Tom? What's happened?
Speaker 8: I just checked the session and yes there is some
Speaker 8: bleeding leaking extra file of Jack is sorry, my bad
Speaker 8: because I've never done breath to trader of them the
Speaker 8: next day, I can't do.
Speaker 6: This is from yesterday's show.
Speaker 3: I mean, if the radio nerds listen today that we go.
Speaker 3: Do you want a half decent audio producer? What is
Speaker 3: going on?
Speaker 6: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4: It's weird.
Speaker 6: It's like over an old fire or an old what happened?
Speaker 5: Mark? Why are you collecting SoundBite to me and mixing
Speaker 5: them in with the radio stuff because.
Speaker 6: I have to change the opener every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right, Yeahstam, you're still going on. This is
Speaker 3: an entire link from yesterday show. It's like Jack is
Speaker 3: trapped in him. Oh look what Jackie, were trying to
Speaker 3: get you out. We'll start the show again in a
Speaker 3: minute after this, and Paul Kelly the Colored Girls. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what sooking good for today's show. Right, those
Speaker 3: eggs are paying off already because I heard it. Because
Speaker 3: everything's going slow now I can slow down it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So before we found out that Jack was trapped in
Speaker 3: the bed, we were talking over earlier. I was just
Speaker 3: talking about I was on this quiz show once called
Speaker 3: fifteen to one for quite a few years. It was
Speaker 3: the UK's biggest quiz show. It's massive and went over
Speaker 3: to America as well, went all over the world.
Speaker 6: It's called the Weakest Lincoln.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we even had a version of him to do.
Speaker 3: Of course, right, So I went on a celebrity version, right,
Speaker 3: and had this this host called Anne Robins, and she
Speaker 3: just roasted and trashed everyone as soon as you came on.
Speaker 3: She had There were like four or five comedians that
Speaker 3: were in the back wings writing jokes that we took
Speaker 3: ages to pre record, that I'd have to keep stopping.
Speaker 3: She'd have to go and get a fresh load of
Speaker 3: abuse and stuff like this. So you're going into a
Speaker 3: bed bit right. Everyone was so nervous, okay, and I was.
Speaker 6: With all these celebrities.
Speaker 3: I've all done very well in their respective careers and
Speaker 3: radio and TV, all grown nuts, but all absolutely terrified.
Speaker 3: But I expected nothing because those kind of things aren't
Speaker 3: That's not my wheelhouse.
Speaker 6: Okay. Quis shows, however, what.
Speaker 3: Happened to Me has made it on so many different
Speaker 3: TV shows quiz shows worse moments.
Speaker 6: There's one called.
Speaker 3: TV show Hell, and it's this clip where she goes
Speaker 3: to me, oh, Connor, how many legs? This is like
Speaker 3: the second round, which is just full of real easy
Speaker 3: questions again, how many legs does a duck have?
Speaker 5: Right? Okay, I think I know it?
Speaker 6: What would you say too? What did I say? Four?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 6: Can take us by It's called the Weakest Link. People
Speaker 6: look round stunned, like you do that for a gag or.
Speaker 3: Literally in my mind, I thought were duck and I
Speaker 3: thought I counted the legs I counted before.
Speaker 6: I had to lead.
Speaker 3: The audience were actually silence more like what happened there.
Speaker 3: This was about eight years ago, and there's not a
Speaker 3: year that goes by. There's not some compilation TV show,
Speaker 3: TV show Bloopers, quiz Show's Worst Moments. I've seen it
Speaker 3: come up on as well whenever they do a countdown
Speaker 3: of the funniest worst moments on the Weakest Link the
Speaker 3: show's ended. But this kind of best of the worst bits,
Speaker 3: I'm always at number one. Since I've been here in
Speaker 3: thirteen months, they've shown that episode twice.
Speaker 6: I actually believe it's part of what I decided.
Speaker 5: Do you instantly get kicked off the sho show? What's
Speaker 5: it doing?
Speaker 3: It's called the Weakest Sleep and they go around each
Speaker 3: round is it's quick far They go and ask you
Speaker 3: questions and as soon as you get like two or
Speaker 3: three wrong in that round, you're off.
Speaker 6: And so I that was that was it for me.
Speaker 6: That was it, and.
Speaker 3: People were just stunned, and then they as I left
Speaker 3: I thinking I got go on the radio tomorrow, and
Speaker 3: I'm on.
Speaker 6: Every day, four hours a day.
Speaker 3: This is the biggest show in the country right now,
Speaker 3: and I think actually actually is running away. I could
Speaker 3: get to Miami within three hours. I just need to
Speaker 3: let this leave the country for a bit, Grab the
Speaker 3: kids and wane go dad, Dad stands something really bad
Speaker 3: and you don't want you don't even want to be
Speaker 3: at school for the next couple of years. Let's put
Speaker 3: you on a boarding school in Switzer and let this
Speaker 3: whole four legged duck episode just play out.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Why did I ever bring up about that awful, awful
Speaker 3: moment on national television and now you found it on YouTube?
Speaker 5: Yes, I've handed to the web department the game.
Speaker 3: I said, A lot going on today, A lot going
Speaker 3: on today, God one oh four point three, Christian O'Connell
Speaker 3: Breakfast Show for illusion gas log fires all I would
Speaker 3: say my slight defense, and I don't know how much
Speaker 3: to defend it by.
Speaker 6: The wording was trickier than I said.
Speaker 5: Yes, it wasn't straight up. The question wasn't how many
Speaker 5: legs does a duck have to which you answered for
Speaker 5: is in nature a dog usually has how many more
Speaker 5: legs than a duck? You thought about it and said none.
Speaker 5: Answer is to.
Speaker 3: Where do you guys stand on the classic Australian biscuits?
Speaker 3: That is the company Arnot's. Love Them's my favorite biscuit.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I'm reading from the Daily Man Australia.
Speaker 3: A controversial list ranking Arnott's biscuits in a top ten
Speaker 3: has been compiled and many Australians are fuming that the
Speaker 3: Kingston isn't at number one. It's the butternut.
Speaker 6: Snap. I'm looking at top ten right now. Is the bonus.
Speaker 4: It's like a cookie with oats. It's a bit like
Speaker 4: an Anzac biscuit.
Speaker 6: Actually, well, there's boring. Number one's top ten of Arnot's biscuits.
Speaker 3: The reason why they talk about this is about to
Speaker 3: change hands again for billions, and so they're saying that
Speaker 3: some of the biscuits might they might be gone rid
Speaker 3: of the chop. Yeah, cutbacks. It goes around, comes around.
Speaker 3: I'm taking a note in my special book here and
Speaker 3: I write down the top here.
Speaker 6: Checkpost.
Speaker 4: That's go on off it.
Speaker 6: You're always on it every day.
Speaker 3: It starts with your name at ten, the Delta Cream
Speaker 3: at nine, the Farm Bake chop Chip. Then you've got
Speaker 3: at number eight the Humble Teddy Bear.
Speaker 5: I love the chop Chip. Love the Teddy Bear.
Speaker 3: Now this one I'm surprised about coming in hot at
Speaker 3: number seven.
Speaker 6: I would have thought this'd be top three. The Monte Carlo.
Speaker 4: Oh that's my favorite.
Speaker 3: That's a winner, isn't it. It's great and it lives
Speaker 3: up to it. The Monty car that's only number seven.
Speaker 3: Chocolate Ripple was ahead of that, number six. Then at
Speaker 3: number five you got the Milk Coffee ice biscuits at
Speaker 3: four Pommies. Love those those nice biscuits. The sort of
Speaker 3: thing you mum would if the Vicar was coming around,
Speaker 3: Not that vic came ound. And why I'm painting that picture.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we all know what biscuits would have the vicar.
Speaker 3: What would the vicar to bless you? Before last rite? Anyway,
Speaker 3: if the vicar's ever come around, gets yourself some nice
Speaker 3: biscuits out for the Vicar.
Speaker 6: They love them. Number three a Scotch finger.
Speaker 5: That sounds a bit rude, like the Scotch finger. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they're nice, like they're like the novelty of breaking in half.
Speaker 5: I would grind them back and forth against each other
Speaker 5: and shave off the the rough part.
Speaker 6: Surely not as an adult?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 3: And number two is the Kingston and number one it's
Speaker 3: the button up snap.
Speaker 4: That's surprising.
Speaker 5: That is surprised. Wait, Tim Tam isn't even on the list.
Speaker 6: Tim Tam isn't here.
Speaker 3: Now do they tell you why? They probably don't consider
Speaker 3: that strictly a biscuit. That's a chocolate bar.
Speaker 6: Which is the biscuit?
Speaker 5: Yes it is, it's in the biscuit. Are yeah?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: This surprises me.
Speaker 3: And I thought in a nanny state like Australia there'll
Speaker 3: be stronger on this stuff because a chocolate bar shouldn't
Speaker 3: be next to the biscuit.
Speaker 5: It's not chocolate bar. It costs many small bus practically.
Speaker 6: Is it a biscuit? It's a bit. Tell you what
Speaker 6: it is? A hybrid, isn't it.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what's the difference between a chocolate bar
Speaker 5: and a biscuit. If a biscuit snaps and makes a
Speaker 5: biscuit noise, which Tim tawn Wood, it's a biscuit, right?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you how they classify the difference beween
Speaker 3: a chocolate bar and a biscuit In the UK taxation
Speaker 3: it's a different tax.
Speaker 6: Bracket for a chocolate bar to a biscuit.
Speaker 5: And what are you paying more for a biscuit or
Speaker 5: a chocolate Telepgott.
Speaker 3: I've left the country fourteen months ago. Everything's a blur
Speaker 3: my previous life. Taxation on biscuits and chocolate bars, it's
Speaker 3: a I'm like guy peers and memento. I keep trying
Speaker 3: to put it all together about my old life. You know,
Speaker 3: four legged ducks.
Speaker 6: I've got a lot going on right now. People, Okay,
Speaker 6: how do you.
Speaker 5: Even why do you know that? Do you come to
Speaker 5: tax time and go okay, I've had I had ten
Speaker 5: chocolate bars, seats?
Speaker 6: Where are the seats?
Speaker 5: Did the vicar come over?
Speaker 3: What do you think is aside from honest? What do
Speaker 3: you think he is Australia's greatest biscuit?
Speaker 6: What's your favorite?
Speaker 4: Tim Tam Tim Tam double coat are good and I
Speaker 4: like this.
Speaker 5: Is not a super popular one. But the caramel cream,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, when we had had one of those?
Speaker 5: Are they an it's patty?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think so on.
Speaker 6: This list then, but what about the chocolate.
Speaker 4: Bar What about barbecue shapes. You cannot touch the barbecue shapes.
Speaker 6: Those are the best ones, aren't.
Speaker 4: There, The originals, not those new Vogue ones.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I prefer them.
Speaker 3: And I did like the pizza ones until I had
Speaker 3: the barbecue ones, and then they are a game change.
Speaker 6: But again that's not a biscuit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if we're categorizing, I guess that's hips crisp.
Speaker 3: I'd say savories, different tax brackets. Scott Morrison is this
Speaker 3: right now? He's going to go gather, gather the cabinet.
Speaker 3: This is we can we can make more more.
Speaker 1: New taxation like the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three?
Speaker 3: What is going on with Patsy this morning? Gold one
Speaker 3: I four point three Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. I've got
Speaker 3: a giant monitor that goes into her news cage. What
Speaker 3: you were gobbing up or throwing up doing some kind
Speaker 3: of baby bird into a tissue and then throw looking
Speaker 3: at it and then putting it in the bin.
Speaker 6: That's your fault.
Speaker 4: I just had some of your miracle throat spray throw
Speaker 4: up and yeah, it kind of came back up. It's
Speaker 4: all right, it's all good.
Speaker 6: Oh BlimE me. I saw that happen on a large
Speaker 6: TV screen. I can't see that. Oh it's like that
Speaker 6: old baby bird. This time of the morning.
Speaker 3: It's just liquid in there from like your coffee you've
Speaker 3: had or something.
Speaker 5: But I'll come to your defense path. I always take
Speaker 5: a little sneaky peke or whatever it comes up, like if.
Speaker 4: You yeah, you got it.
Speaker 3: You've got to monitor what's going on that Sometimes when
Speaker 3: you go to a number two has a little looks
Speaker 3: in there as well.
Speaker 5: I don't have to have a look see it all right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's go back to biscuits, because there's been a
Speaker 3: top ten of someone's ranked from best to worst. Aren't
Speaker 3: and we're upset that the Monte Carlo isn't higher. I
Speaker 3: was just saying how in the UK there's a different
Speaker 3: tax taxation on biscuits compared to cakes and chocolate biscuits.
Speaker 6: I'll just reminded myself the official ruling on this.
Speaker 3: Under UK law, tax on cakes and biscuits is set
Speaker 3: at zero percent.
Speaker 6: There's no tax, they're tax free, right, hilarious.
Speaker 5: The government makes no money, yeah.
Speaker 3: Because they know that they would be writing on the
Speaker 3: streets if we put a tax on British people love
Speaker 3: their cakes. That's what a British Bakoff became the biggest
Speaker 3: TV show.
Speaker 6: It was like ten million people every week watching the
Speaker 6: British Bakeoff, which.
Speaker 3: Is ten million, oh god shoe, and it was people
Speaker 3: in a tent baking cakes.
Speaker 6: But I used to watch it right my.
Speaker 3: Family, and I remember once actually crying because some guys
Speaker 3: lemons collapsed and it just meant it meant everything to
Speaker 3: this guy everything, and he'd been through rehabit, he'd been
Speaker 3: through a lot, and everything was about the success of
Speaker 3: this lemon sponge and it just didn't happen for this
Speaker 3: guy and he went to pieces. Was like sobbing watching it.
Speaker 3: But anyway, zero tax on cakes and biscuits. However, and
Speaker 3: I'm reading here from Wikipedia, Crucially, the lost states that
Speaker 3: live a biscuit is partially or wholly covered in chocolate,
Speaker 3: then it must be taxed at the standard rate. Amazing,
Speaker 3: there's nothing more British than that. People would have met
Speaker 3: at a table around this lawyers to agree this. Crucially,
Speaker 3: the law states that have a biscuit is partially or
Speaker 3: wholly covered in chocolate, then it must be taxed at
Speaker 3: the standard rate, which in the UK is seventeen.
Speaker 5: And that makes so much sense as to why in
Speaker 5: Australia we love tim TAM's and caramel crowns and mint
Speaker 5: slices covered in chocolate, whereas British people always love the
Speaker 5: boring ones, like that's just the arrowroot biscuit.
Speaker 6: We like a humbler biscuit.
Speaker 5: You know, it's because you don't want it's too cheap.
Speaker 3: And like I said earlier, the vicar is coming round
Speaker 3: and they might break out the tim tam. So what
Speaker 3: the U gave us just the penguin, which is far superior.
Speaker 3: If you ever had a penguin, never had a penguin?
Speaker 3: Pick up a penguin was their big marketing campaign.
Speaker 6: They are.
Speaker 3: If I did a blind tastest, you would agree a
Speaker 3: penguin is superior to a tim Tam.
Speaker 4: I would never Are they similar? Like a similar looking biscuit?
Speaker 6: Exactly the same?
Speaker 4: Are they?
Speaker 6: But the taste from a penguin it's better than a
Speaker 6: tim tam.
Speaker 5: Get one in, bye, I'll bring it in.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to By the way, someone says
Speaker 3: texts and Christian biscuits are traditionally cooked twice hence the
Speaker 3: name biscuit, meaning twice cooked in French.
Speaker 6: Yes, they would say.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's those eggs.
Speaker 6: I don't know dropping that.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to Cole's on today. I might go,
Speaker 3: excuse me, madam, where are the bisci?
Speaker 6: Yes? I am European, Trevor, good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you? I'm goodie. What have you got to
Speaker 3: say about biscuits? What do you think they are the
Speaker 3: best biscuits?
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, actually I think white and games are the
Speaker 9: best biscuits. But I've always wondered, is it twig a
Speaker 9: biscuit or a candy bar?
Speaker 3: I'd see yeah, in UK law it's a chocolate bar
Speaker 3: because it is not even partially covered.
Speaker 6: It's wholly covered in chocolate. It's a great one as well.
Speaker 6: I love a twigs.
Speaker 5: It's it is a chocolate bar, Trevor. Even though it's
Speaker 5: a biscuit covered in chocolate. You find it in the
Speaker 5: chocolate bar aisle and to look at it, it looks
Speaker 5: like a chocolate bar.
Speaker 6: It's wholly covered in chocolate. And with the taxation people, but.
Speaker 4: Capra, do those finger biscuits? Have you seen those in
Speaker 4: the biscuit aisle? They look like a TwixT, but they're
Speaker 4: in the biscuitile exactly.
Speaker 9: That's the question I was wondering, is because the size
Speaker 9: that count or is it the like the factor was
Speaker 9: actually in the biscuit.
Speaker 5: That's a great point. Actually, why is cabra what's Cabri
Speaker 5: doing in the biscuital They have no right to be in.
Speaker 3: They've done it by stealth as well, because what they've done.
Speaker 6: Is they've sneaked in.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's chocolate, but it's a biscuit bait. Yeah, how
Speaker 3: much is when does the biscuit end? And and and
Speaker 3: the chocolate begin? Also chocolate fingers, right, those things you're
Speaker 3: talking about, the traditional I only ever saw those at
Speaker 3: Christmas time. There are a thing that my mum would
Speaker 3: get out. She'd fan them all out on a plate,
Speaker 3: right like a peacock that would all be fanned out,
Speaker 3: and bring them around if there were delicacies.
Speaker 6: This is a fancy.
Speaker 4: So we used to have after dinner mints in the
Speaker 4: seventies year.
Speaker 6: Do you remember those then you have? Did you get
Speaker 6: after eights?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were called in the UK they were called
Speaker 3: after eights like it was it's after eight o'clock.
Speaker 6: We've had dinner and.
Speaker 3: The children of sleep it's treats usuf now with this
Speaker 3: delicious chocolate mint wayfar so instead of dessert.
Speaker 4: Yes, no, well, but serve them at weddings and you
Speaker 4: thought you were quite posh getting one because they have
Speaker 4: them in a little brown sleeve weddings.
Speaker 6: Yes, you had just a chocolate wait.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you had dessert. And then when all the
Speaker 4: coffees and teas came around that have, like you say,
Speaker 4: fanned out on a plate.
Speaker 3: Any's delicacies and facin.
Speaker 6: You are spoiling us today.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Some of your brilliant emails now if you get your
Speaker 3: email right out on the show when you send your prizes.
Speaker 3: We've still got some limited edition one year anniversary special
Speaker 3: edition socks and we got the mugs as well. This
Speaker 3: one is coming off the back of yesterday late to
Speaker 3: the party and poor Patsy's husband Pat said, zero sympathy.
Speaker 3: He's scratched trauma to the cor near How is the
Speaker 3: big where we love machine today?
Speaker 4: By the way, love machines doing okay, still off work
Speaker 4: though still can't drive and.
Speaker 3: He staggered down the road to get your daughter yesterday,
Speaker 3: do school pickup with a patch over his eye. That's
Speaker 3: a great look, that's not your no, no, no Christian
Speaker 3: Systems show yesterday, couldn't call in. I was heading to
Speaker 3: work and I had no sympathy for her husband's injury.
Speaker 3: I've been the similar thing that was with my wife
Speaker 3: though this is David in mill Park reminded me the
Speaker 3: time I was asleep and the alarm went off and
Speaker 3: I couldn't be bothered reaching over to turn it off,
Speaker 3: so I pretended to be asleep. It was then that
Speaker 3: my wife jumped across the bed to do so, but
Speaker 3: instead of of a hand going on to the bed,
Speaker 3: it landed on my chest with the hard bit just
Speaker 3: above the wrist, catching my ribs. I jumped and screamed
Speaker 3: out of bed, and she said, serves you right. Two
Speaker 3: days later I was stood in a lot of pain,
Speaker 3: no sympathy from her. A winkler doctor sent me for
Speaker 3: an X ray. Four broken ribs.
Speaker 10: Wow, heavy your wife's hands or did she try to
Speaker 10: karate and pretend she was just hand on me?
Speaker 6: He married to Conor McGregor, Christian.
Speaker 3: I listening to the podcast So howard you talking about
Speaker 3: the joy of returning a dog, a lost dog to
Speaker 3: their owner. This was yesterday's show. I was mentioned because
Speaker 3: I read down some details. I seen a little fly
Speaker 3: in a black crog about a missing dog.
Speaker 6: The dog's been.
Speaker 3: Found, Amber, the little kavoodle that was on medication and
Speaker 3: are missing for a few days. Very timid little dog
Speaker 3: was found yesterday by lunchtime. So thank you very very much.
Speaker 3: And a lot of people in the area were spreading
Speaker 3: the word and talking about it. Quite a few people
Speaker 3: emailed me back and so thanks for doing that. But
Speaker 3: the good news is Amber the kavoodle is back home
Speaker 3: stage with her meds and she's doing very well.
Speaker 5: And was it the show that helped reunite it.
Speaker 6: They didn't say that, but in my mind, yes, we're.
Speaker 4: Claiming it to your community.
Speaker 6: See this Christian.
Speaker 3: One time was about fourteen, I was in the car
Speaker 3: pulling up at home with my mum. We saw a
Speaker 3: Golden Retriever in the front yard of a house a
Speaker 3: couple of doors down. We instantly recognized the dog as
Speaker 3: the Golden Retriever that lives around the corner. So we
Speaker 3: popped a dog in the back of the car to
Speaker 3: take it back home. My mum refused to go to
Speaker 3: the door because she didn't want to get stuck in
Speaker 3: a conversation with the neighbors.
Speaker 6: My parents like that.
Speaker 3: How many times you say that about so as well?
Speaker 3: I don't want to get stuck talking to them.
Speaker 5: Then we're not home.
Speaker 6: Yeahs, Pats does that lot.
Speaker 3: She turns in the lights off in her studio when
Speaker 3: Jack and I go in to have a chat with her.
Speaker 6: Perhaps we can see you in there, is it.
Speaker 3: My mum refused to go to the door because she
Speaker 3: didn't want to get stuck in a conversation with the
Speaker 3: neighbors if she didn't like so she told me to
Speaker 3: go to the door with the dog, and I got
Speaker 3: the front door, but I could hear their dog buck
Speaker 3: near the side.
Speaker 6: It wasn't their dog.
Speaker 3: They tell us that the people a few doors down
Speaker 3: are missing that dog that we've got in the car
Speaker 3: looking confused in the back seat. So basically, Christian, we
Speaker 3: stole the dog from its own front yard.
Speaker 6: It We then quickly.
Speaker 3: Joined it back and dropped it back where we picked
Speaker 3: her up from and sed off.
Speaker 6: Not quite the hero story like yours.
Speaker 3: That's from Stiff, Thank you very much, you've got an
Speaker 3: email for us a late to the party. Christian at
Speaker 3: Gold one four three dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Grainy this morning. Front page of the Herald Son,
Speaker 3: front page of the hell Song. Obviously in this city
Speaker 3: it's all about footy and what often the Herald some
Speaker 3: will do well. They will try and find any story
Speaker 3: and link it to footy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, in the middle of December, yes so yesterday the
Speaker 11: news that the UFC, which is men and women locked
Speaker 11: in a cage fighting with each other, was even a
Speaker 11: decision to come to the home of footy, Melbourne, Marvel Stadium, where.
Speaker 3: Footy is played in front of thousands of fans. That's
Speaker 3: what That's what's drawn the UC in Dana White. It's
Speaker 3: like then they play footy there. Hymn's Word's always there,
Speaker 3: Matt Damon's always there.
Speaker 6: Former Hole manner at banners down there.
Speaker 3: Let's get them all fighting the cage down at Marvel Stadium.
Speaker 3: So whenever there's any slight tenuous link, they must brainstorm
Speaker 3: what the front page. Is there anything we can link
Speaker 3: this to footy. This is the best example I've ever
Speaker 3: seen of it. It's genuinely great news for since kild
Speaker 3: a legend, footy legend, Nick Rewot and Rewot and his
Speaker 3: wife they just had their third baby. However, get a
Speaker 3: load of this headline. And Nick obviously was amazing at
Speaker 3: the Big Freeze this year. I thought that was fantast Yeah, Freyman,
Speaker 3: get rid of this headline. Here headline baby Saint, it's
Speaker 3: the next bit.
Speaker 6: I love this.
Speaker 3: St killed, his hopes boosted as Nick Rewalt welcomes third.
Speaker 5: Son Edwards, signs of a desperate team.
Speaker 12: I pressure.
Speaker 3: That is headline of the day. Well done, hats off held, So.
Speaker 5: Were twenty two players bring the sigh of relief for
Speaker 5: this weekend.
Speaker 3: Well, they'll be looking to try and get the edge
Speaker 3: on the D's. We're playing each other on Saturday night.
Speaker 3: It's a huge game. Now they're going to be right
Speaker 3: because of baby Saints. St killed as hopes boosted as
Speaker 3: Nick Reewalt welcomes third son Edwards. That is fantastic. Now
Speaker 3: you have used the first time fabric conditioner.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I always thought it was called fabric softener, but
Speaker 5: I think it's the same thing. Is it the same thing?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I have never used it before. But my T shirts
Speaker 5: are kind of always stiff, so I thought.
Speaker 6: It's all the repeated washers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought, you know what, the product exists, fabric softener.
Speaker 5: Why don't I go and get some. I'd never had
Speaker 5: a TV ad work right now?
Speaker 6: It actually speaks like that.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Your internal dialogue? I
Speaker 3: always find fascinating. Who goes around and took actually having
Speaker 3: that kind of conversation with himself?
Speaker 6: Do you know what? Yeah? I mean, yeah, the product exists.
Speaker 3: Why is it?
Speaker 6: Okay? Voice in my head chatting to me like.
Speaker 5: This, I didn't brought it home. I don't really know.
Speaker 5: Are you meant to mix it in with the detergent or.
Speaker 4: You there's a separate compartment, so cocktail?
Speaker 5: Okay, good? I went for separate compartment.
Speaker 6: Now about which one?
Speaker 3: Because there is always I am forty six and I
Speaker 3: still don't know. Why is there three channels of mystery there?
Speaker 3: Why if they got that? Why have scientists giving us
Speaker 3: the three channels?
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: One is the powder or if you use a liquid,
Speaker 3: then there's the other one which should be for the
Speaker 3: conditional softenare Why is there the third channel which is massive?
Speaker 4: That's bleach?
Speaker 3: Bleach on my clothes. I mean, what about and sawed
Speaker 3: my pants or something. Well, you know, if you've got
Speaker 3: to put bleach on your what what have you done
Speaker 3: your cricket wise?
Speaker 6: I don't have any cricket wise?
Speaker 5: Oh well, so if I'm looking left or right, the
Speaker 5: first channel is for the detergent.
Speaker 6: Well, my one has a little hole in.
Speaker 5: I don't have that. I've got I've got three slip planes, right, yeah,
Speaker 5: and they get smaller and smaller. So I put the
Speaker 5: detergent in the big one. The middle one I missed
Speaker 5: because it's the only one with a logo that's got
Speaker 5: a hand that's pointing upwards. And I don't know what
Speaker 5: that say, an alien sign or what is that? So
Speaker 5: I put the fabric industry in the third one. The smallest, is.
Speaker 6: That, right, Pats?
Speaker 4: Yeah that sounds right, Jack?
Speaker 5: Okay, So well.
Speaker 3: I still do now it tries my wife notes. I
Speaker 3: put a little bit and each of the three channels,
Speaker 3: thinking I'm going to play the game here, you know,
Speaker 3: some way it's getting softened.
Speaker 5: Catching my bets. I'm not that soft this morning. Now,
Speaker 5: feel feel me if you would.
Speaker 6: It should be that has not that's had no softer on.
Speaker 5: It actually feel like it's actually a bit rougher.
Speaker 3: I don't think you put it in the right channel,
Speaker 3: but I put it in the smallest channel.
Speaker 6: I don't think then the smallest channel on your machine
Speaker 6: isn't right.
Speaker 4: Get your user manual out washer.
Speaker 5: I never keep those.
Speaker 3: It's crazy talk now about looking at a manual. Were
Speaker 3: guys don't look at mans. Put it in all three channels,
Speaker 3: hope for the best.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: What washing machines need with the mystery of the three channels?
Speaker 3: It needs that sort of sound effect. If you start
Speaker 3: to pour it in the wrong one, just do.
Speaker 6: That, then I'm okay.
Speaker 3: The other one, God, and it's shake and dispense a
Speaker 3: little sweet you know, like to train me like that,
Speaker 3: you know?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 3: What a four point three Christian O'Connor rector show. So
Speaker 3: yesterday my wife and I we had to go to
Speaker 3: Harvey Norman in the middle of the day. Now, I
Speaker 3: don't know if you've ever been to one of these,
Speaker 3: any of these kind of showrooms in the middle of
Speaker 3: the day. They're very quiet. I feel sorry for the
Speaker 3: salespeople that weren't there. You know, it's really quiet. You
Speaker 3: know you can hear them having some of that band
Speaker 3: there there. When we went to yesterday, there was a
Speaker 3: guy there who's going, I won't keep I won't keep
Speaker 3: pestering you, Maureen for my favorite coffee cups.
Speaker 6: Everything just sort of hangs in the air.
Speaker 3: You know, they're just praying for warm bodies to walk
Speaker 3: in off the street.
Speaker 6: You know, it's mainly sort of.
Speaker 3: There was a very elderly couple shuffling around touching everything.
Speaker 6: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't even know where they went, from the TVs
Speaker 3: to the hoovers to the beds. And then my wife
Speaker 3: and I. My wife was on a mission. We need
Speaker 3: to get a TV for on the rooms in the
Speaker 3: new house. And my wife wants the TV not to
Speaker 3: be like the center point of the room, otherwise she
Speaker 3: thinks it looks a bit to me. I always think
Speaker 3: when you're dressing a room, the TV is the guest
Speaker 3: in the room, and everything files round it whip.
Speaker 6: There's amazing thing in the TV. So chairs are they're pointing.
Speaker 5: At the t Everything is orientated towards the.
Speaker 3: TV is a star. Guess he's here again. My wife
Speaker 3: sees it very very differently, okay, which is why I've
Speaker 3: resisted for days, but yesterday I had to give in.
Speaker 3: She has researched and found that there was a certain
Speaker 3: type of TV. It reminds me of when I say this,
Speaker 3: I know you're going to judge me, right. It reminds
Speaker 3: me of years ago. I remember I had a I
Speaker 3: had my friends. He was middle class, right, My parents
Speaker 3: were not middle class. And I remember I went round
Speaker 3: one day and I realized that his parents middle class.
Speaker 3: They had like their VHS video cassettes inside these fake
Speaker 3: leather books. Oh, they literally said on the side Encyclopedia Britannica.
Speaker 3: Inside was like you know Jaws, or you know your
Speaker 3: favorite TV show, Beverly Hill's nine O two one hour
Speaker 3: and a cassette. But from the outside it looked like
Speaker 3: you had a whole shelf of leather, leather bound books.
Speaker 3: Inside were video cassettes. And I remember thinking, God, is
Speaker 3: that cool.
Speaker 6: That's right?
Speaker 3: This TV that Sarah has found out about, right, it
Speaker 3: is called the frame.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, have you heard about this pot.
Speaker 4: When we were in the market for a TV a
Speaker 4: couple of months ago, we saw that what is it?
Speaker 4: Very clever?
Speaker 6: Well, what it is.
Speaker 3: It's a frame that sits on the wall, so it's
Speaker 3: meant to look like it's a frame, piece of art
Speaker 3: or a photo. And then you turn the TV on
Speaker 3: and IH think it's something you clip over or some
Speaker 3: of that. No, I'll tell you all happened. Let's look
Speaker 3: at the listen. There's no I've said, no, it's happening. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's happening. It doesn't matter my opinion. I even said,
Speaker 3: why am I going? It's happening.
Speaker 5: It's only a matter of years before that goes the
Speaker 5: same way as the three D TV and the curve TV.
Speaker 5: For a while they were huge. They were the new
Speaker 5: thing in TV, and everyone wanted a three DA TV.
Speaker 5: Everyone frame, everyone wanted a curve TV. And now people
Speaker 5: probably out there listening are stuck with those things that
Speaker 5: we don't like anymore. And that's going to be you
Speaker 5: in three years.
Speaker 6: What about if you came around and he went, what's
Speaker 6: that lovely photo up there? Sit down? Also a TV?
Speaker 6: What would you think? You think? Would you feel sorry
Speaker 6: for me?
Speaker 13: What are you?
Speaker 5: The way you're describing is you're taking the picture off
Speaker 5: the TV. I thought the TV mimicked itself as a picture.
Speaker 3: Hm, maybe it does that, yeah, said I was so
Speaker 3: grumpy about going to a showroom anyway, in the middle
Speaker 3: of the day.
Speaker 6: I was like a teenage boy. You know.
Speaker 3: I had low blood sugar as well, and I kept
Speaker 3: seeing I needed to be fed before I went.
Speaker 6: So but I think it just one of those two
Speaker 6: things as well. What do you think about that?
Speaker 5: I think it's a novelty that will go away.
Speaker 4: No, it's a great idea. She's on the money there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is what I knew would happen.
Speaker 4: I knew pat see, she's got four side this woman.
Speaker 4: She's very clever lady.
Speaker 3: Or what what she doesn't want is going into the
Speaker 3: room and just seeing the TV as a sentiment.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 4: But you've got the best of both worlds. You got
Speaker 4: a picture and then when you want it to be
Speaker 4: a TV, it can be a TV.
Speaker 5: What picture are you going to choose? Do? What do
Speaker 5: you do? Just google images like famous artwork and center TV.
Speaker 6: I just said, it's just going to look like an
Speaker 6: Indian restaurant.
Speaker 3: It's going to be like a walk, which isn't a
Speaker 3: bad look, you know. However, it's going to be like
Speaker 3: a waterfall or something like that. You can look at
Speaker 3: that lovely waterfall in a minute, sit down, Let's watch
Speaker 3: the UFC.
Speaker 1: The Christian Who Connall Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 6: Christian. I don't think your frame TV is a novelty.
Speaker 6: We've got one.
Speaker 3: It's the only way I could convince my wife to
Speaker 3: get a TV in our bedroom. I always say that's
Speaker 3: not a good idea to get a TV in a bedroom.
Speaker 3: You don't get to spend any you know, Netflix or
Speaker 3: washing box sets and to do what play the piano together?
Speaker 6: Line down?
Speaker 3: Coming up next, we're looking for your I Almost stories
Speaker 3: on nine four one four one oh four three of
Speaker 3: the back of Make Us Say Wow. Yesterday when young
Speaker 3: Joe give us a call with his non makers say
Speaker 3: Wow story but about how he almost keyword almost bumped
Speaker 3: into former chains Bond Pierce Brosnan on the streets of Melbourne.
Speaker 6: What is your I Almost Story? Nine four one four
Speaker 6: one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian Who Connall Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: So yesterday we were doing our weekly Makeers Say Wow
Speaker 3: she was doing on Wednesday, and we get these amazing
Speaker 3: stories we never know what story we're going to as
Speaker 3: we go through the various callers, and suddenly we had
Speaker 3: a story from very excitable young man called Joe, and
Speaker 3: he had a story. Bear in mind that, you know,
Speaker 3: some of the stories we get our own credel, you know,
Speaker 3: and people who call in they think they have a
Speaker 3: story that's going to make the three of us say wow.
Speaker 3: It's a very simple idea. Joe had a story about
Speaker 3: Pierce Brosnan, former James Bond, how he's walking through the
Speaker 3: streets of the CBD and he almost bumped into the
Speaker 3: former Bond.
Speaker 6: End of the story. Now, Joe, you're still listening.
Speaker 3: Joe called us back five minutes ago when he heard
Speaker 3: me saying this guy called Joe called yesterday with this
Speaker 3: non maker. Say, well, he's just called back to have
Speaker 3: it out with producer Bet Going.
Speaker 6: I still think I was hard done by.
Speaker 3: Does he understand that I almost bumped into Pierce Brosnan? Joe,
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're still listen to a show. Let's agree
Speaker 3: to disagree. There's not a maker say wow, but it's
Speaker 3: still getting in love. In this phone in dedicated to
Speaker 3: you Joe Online one which is called I Almost Ye.
Speaker 5: It wasn't a sliding doors moment. Had he really bumped
Speaker 5: into Piers Proston, would his life be different?
Speaker 3: It was a Lockdow moment. You're not coming in to
Speaker 3: meet Pierce Brosnan. So this morning we went on a
Speaker 3: phone and called.
Speaker 6: I almost what is your light? Joe? I almost story Patsy,
Speaker 6: what's yours?
Speaker 4: I almost met one of my acting icons, Sarah Jessica
Speaker 4: Parker when we went to New York and ironically, my
Speaker 4: husband and I were on the Sex and the City
Speaker 4: tour and we've gone.
Speaker 5: This is what they tell everybody.
Speaker 6: She missed her. Let me to tip the driver.
Speaker 4: From Australia where we're in the East Village and we
Speaker 4: were at Magnolia Bakery, which features in the series. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I was busting to go to the loo, so I
Speaker 4: went inside to go to the loo. Chris was outside
Speaker 4: and she actually lives a block away and I.
Speaker 6: Can't stalker and yeah, we get it all right.
Speaker 4: I've come outside and Chris said, you're never going to
Speaker 4: believe what's just happened. And I said what And he said,
Speaker 4: Sarah Jessica Parker just walked past. I said no way,
Speaker 4: and he said seriously, And I said well, did you
Speaker 4: get a photo? And he said no, it was too embarrassed.
Speaker 4: And I said, are you sure it was her? And
Speaker 4: he said she's tiny, She's like a little pocket rocket
Speaker 4: and I said, that's her And I missed my opportunity.
Speaker 6: Oh did you like Sex and the City?
Speaker 9: Was that?
Speaker 4: You loved it? Loved it? What have you seen it?
Speaker 6: I saw five minutes of it once and not for me.
Speaker 4: Really, you've got no taste there you ever seen it?
Speaker 5: I've seen one episode maybe.
Speaker 4: Oh, boys, come on.
Speaker 6: But it's not for us, is it? You know? It
Speaker 6: was a massive show all over It was huge.
Speaker 3: And I'm confused how she's your acting icon because she
Speaker 3: wanted to do all those amazing movies like.
Speaker 6: Oh what Sarah stop?
Speaker 4: She's right, I love.
Speaker 6: The other one that got all the awards.
Speaker 4: You know what I like about her if she's really
Speaker 4: down to earth, She's not sucked into all the Hollywood started.
Speaker 3: The TV show about airheaded women obsessed with stress.
Speaker 4: She's not really like that.
Speaker 5: When you met her in real life, you realized that
Speaker 5: she was so down to earth.
Speaker 6: She wasn't even wearing high heeled shoes or Milano blaniks.
Speaker 4: You know, she's on bare feet anyway, that was my moment.
Speaker 4: She's not almost brushed with.
Speaker 6: Frame almost You were in the toilet. I know how
Speaker 6: to typical is that separate phone?
Speaker 3: And I was in the toilet of the toy. But
Speaker 3: this morning, what is your I Almost story? Nine four
Speaker 3: one o four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 6: Three What is your I Almost Story?
Speaker 3: Tom listens to the show in America in Connecticut, Christian
Speaker 3: A year ago, I was walking briskly through JFK Airport,
Speaker 3: New York, when I noticed another gentleman moving with equal urgency,
Speaker 3: headed straight for me. He had his head down and
Speaker 3: her cap shielding his face.
Speaker 6: I know it's so unfamous.
Speaker 3: The standing get up of the famous person in disguise
Speaker 3: isn't sunglasses. You always look at that and go someone famous.
Speaker 3: Moments before a head on collision, he looked up and
Speaker 3: I saw that it was none other than Daniel Craig.
Speaker 3: This is another almost miss with a James Bond, but
Speaker 3: this one of the current James Bond. Without breaking stride,
Speaker 3: he seems to sidestepped me and our shoulders almost brushed.
Speaker 3: It's that footwork that got in the bond crisis averted.
Speaker 3: He continued on his way, and so did I. One
Speaker 3: fourth step though from either of us, And this will
Speaker 3: be a story for a very different feature, tom I
Speaker 3: one day we have that feature I bumped into.
Speaker 6: That's gonna make a note of that right now.
Speaker 5: Well, you'll never bump into a bond that. I think
Speaker 5: that's the thing we're learning, whether Daniel Craig or Pierce
Speaker 5: Proston bond is too sweet, too elusive.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take some calls and I almost Trinity, good.
Speaker 13: Morning, Oh, good morning, Christian, helly, I'm good.
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show, Trinity, And what's your iye, almost story.
Speaker 13: I almost tattooed Heath later.
Speaker 7: It was a few years back now, obviously.
Speaker 13: Yeah, So he came into the studio while he was
Speaker 13: filming Ned Kelly and so while I was drawing everything
Speaker 13: up and you know, loving life at the you know
Speaker 13: there with Pep Ledger, his handler, producer whoever, came in
Speaker 13: and we seim back to set a little upset with him.
Speaker 3: So no moment that would have been an amazing act
Speaker 3: and a huge loss, really sad story of anything about
Speaker 3: Heath Ledger, but an amazing I mean made the dark
Speaker 3: Knight Movies.
Speaker 6: This incredible performance and that.
Speaker 3: But what I'm curious what was the tattoo going to be?
Speaker 3: Did you get that far into the conversation?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did.
Speaker 13: We actually we had the design all drawn up, we
Speaker 13: had expenciled. It was pretty much literally he just wanted
Speaker 13: like simple black lines around his wrist so he could
Speaker 13: hide them under you know, other things, so they wouldn't
Speaker 13: be obvious on sets.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I guess getting ready for the day who
Speaker 3: one day played the joker and the joke hasn't got tats?
Speaker 5: Yeah he's but I mean what he under a sweat band?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Bracelets, like you know, he's like little leather sort of
Speaker 13: band bracelets. That was the idea here.
Speaker 3: Cool, this could have been a story to make us say, wow,
Speaker 3: it's amazing. All right, Trinity, don't you call me.
Speaker 6: By Heather? Good morning?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello and Heather, welcome to the show. And what
Speaker 3: is your eye?
Speaker 7: Almost well, holiday in Ballei one year. We arrived at
Speaker 7: the beach and noticed that Hugh Jackman and Denver Leief
Speaker 7: and us were there, and I almost went up and
Speaker 7: asks them for a photo, and noticed that they had
Speaker 7: their children with them and there seemed to be you
Speaker 7: could almost feel a consensus on the beach to let
Speaker 7: them have a family holiday.
Speaker 6: Oh that's very nice. That's very nice of you to
Speaker 6: do that, you know, and judge the moment.
Speaker 7: Yep, not just me, nobody did. So they had a
Speaker 7: good couple of hours on the beach and then they left.
Speaker 7: But it did feel good to leave them alone.
Speaker 5: If you see a jackman in the wild, leave it.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much, she called.
Speaker 7: Okay, great show, Thanks guys, thank.
Speaker 6: You very much. Heather. All Right, we're out of time. Sorry, Debbie.
Speaker 3: We're not going to get to your story, which is
Speaker 3: about you almost became the Australian distributor of Pokemon.
Speaker 6: All right, we got the news and sport on the
Speaker 6: way the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Hey, come on and welcome to this Mornings Isolated Vocal.
Speaker 6: We do this.
Speaker 3: Everything was Thursday on the Breakfast Show on God one
Speaker 3: oh four point three.
Speaker 6: Isolated Vocal. This just a strip back.
Speaker 3: It's the raw vocal performance and when you strip it
Speaker 3: back from the rest of the song, all the instruments,
Speaker 3: the studio effects, you hear in a totally different way
Speaker 3: and Ferraris it's a better way.
Speaker 6: It's more raw, it's more powerful. This is a great one.
Speaker 3: This song itself rock Sand by the Police, You've heard
Speaker 3: a million times. It's over forty years old. It's written
Speaker 3: in nineteen seventy seven. It's a love letter from Sting
Speaker 3: to a lady of the night. There was staying in
Speaker 3: a very cheap part of Paris, and there was a
Speaker 3: lady outside their cheap hotel, and Sting wrote a letter
Speaker 3: to her. The name of it, rock Sand, comes from
Speaker 3: the movie poster Sorono de Burger write that was in
Speaker 3: the foyer or the very cheap hotel. But how a
Speaker 3: listen to this? This is rock Sand in a completely
Speaker 3: different way. This is this week's isolated vocal Rockan.
Speaker 14: You don't have to put on the red light.
Speaker 6: Those days are over.
Speaker 14: You don't have to say everybody to the night, rock Same.
Speaker 14: You don't have to wear that dress to night, walk
Speaker 14: the streets for money. You don't care it's wrong, if
Speaker 14: it's right, Rock Sam.
Speaker 6: You don't have to put on the.
Speaker 14: Red light, Rocks Sam. You don't have to put on
Speaker 14: the red line.
Speaker 3: Feel a red light, full red light, feel the red light.
Speaker 6: Fell a rud light full on the red line.
Speaker 3: Originally this is going to be a very slow love song,
Speaker 3: but Stuart Copeland, who to me has always been the
Speaker 3: star of the band the drama, wanted to be a
Speaker 3: much bigger sounding song. The star for me always in
Speaker 3: this song isn't just things amazing vocal and the lyrics.
Speaker 3: It's the drumming from Stuart Copland very underrated drumma.
Speaker 6: Such a great song.
Speaker 3: It's from nineteen seventy seven, it's forty two years old,
Speaker 3: and there's that cliche, isn't They don't make them like
Speaker 3: the used to? And there's some brilliant new music still
Speaker 3: being made around rock bands now all over the world. However,
Speaker 3: I think we could do a feature call that don't
Speaker 3: make them like they used to? Because sometimes some of
Speaker 3: those old songs which are coming up for thirty forty
Speaker 3: years odd old now still sounds so great, don't they.
Speaker 3: And I love the drumming in that as well. But
Speaker 3: if you ever want to find any of these isolated vocals,
Speaker 3: it's the first time you've heard us do that.
Speaker 6: You find them all on YouTube.
Speaker 3: There's hours and hours and hours of them, and if
Speaker 3: you ever come across one, you think would sound great
Speaker 3: on the show. We have done three by Freddie Mercury.
Speaker 3: So if you start emailing the Freddie ones, I think
Speaker 3: we've done most of answer.
Speaker 5: We know he's good, we know he's really good.
Speaker 3: We've done three by Freddy, two from out and John
Speaker 3: I think two also from David Bowie.
Speaker 6: But have a look on YouTube. Just type an.
Speaker 3: Isolated vocal and there's loads of delights there. Do you
Speaker 3: know what I was interviewing? There was a there's a
Speaker 3: rumor going around that you two won of the first
Speaker 3: big sort of things they had in their careers. They
Speaker 3: were allowed to support the Police, obviously the big band
Speaker 3: in the UK in the late seventies, and the you
Speaker 3: two weren't an own band then they were an up
Speaker 3: and coming Irish band yep. And there was a story
Speaker 3: going around that sting vain man back of the day,
Speaker 3: like a lot of front men were so upset with
Speaker 3: how this Irish band that no one knew who they
Speaker 3: were were just smashing it every night and a little
Speaker 3: bit too good for a support act told the engineers
Speaker 3: to put what was was called limiters on their amps
Speaker 3: and monitors, which makes it means it lowers all the sounds.
Speaker 3: They can't get that loud on purpose. When I asked
Speaker 3: on her if this is true a couple years ago
Speaker 3: and I was interviewing, he said, yeah, said he had
Speaker 3: done the same. You should never be shown up by
Speaker 3: the support band. And I went, oh, so you were
Speaker 3: showing them up. You weren't this good. I didn't mean
Speaker 3: to say that. I regue to a phone in one
Speaker 3: day about great support acts you've seen, because some times
Speaker 3: you see a support band, don't you, And often most
Speaker 3: of them hardly anyone's there. But you see these prince
Speaker 3: support act somebody and you catch them when they're on
Speaker 3: the cusp, and you didn't know at the time, and
Speaker 3: then a year, two, three years later they suddenly they're
Speaker 3: really big. But at the time they were just an
Speaker 3: opening app to They were just a support act. Anyway,
Speaker 3: coming up next to tell you what we got on
Speaker 3: the show based on what happened yesterday. Scold one o
Speaker 3: four point three, Banana, Arma Venus.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Sometimes songs are like a time isssion, a direct link
Speaker 3: to a certain time and place in life. This song
Speaker 3: for me Banana rama Venus reminds me of being a teenager.
Speaker 3: And there used to be a monthly roller disco where
Speaker 3: I grew up, and the DJ always used to play
Speaker 3: that song and he would yell looks looks creepy. Now
Speaker 3: he would yell over the top of it. He would
Speaker 3: dip it at the venus bit and he and out
Speaker 3: another word comediically that rhymed with that man of mine.
Speaker 3: It was a road of disco full of teenagers and
Speaker 3: that guy was in his at least fifties. Hashtag different
Speaker 3: Timey's goed one four point three seventeen minutes past. Stay
Speaker 3: It's to Christian o'connoll breakfast show for illusion gas log fires.
Speaker 3: All right, So yesterday we had this amazing story from
Speaker 3: a litst so called Kathy, and she was taking we
Speaker 3: did a phone in this sweet five till but Tuesday
Speaker 3: about cheating at school. She told us about how she'd
Speaker 3: written this poem, amazing poem and it got an award
Speaker 3: and in the school magazine for Earth Day. And the
Speaker 3: poem was an exact literally a cut and paste before
Speaker 3: that was ever a thing of the lyrics from her
Speaker 3: elder brother's album Trees by Rush and the title track tree.
Speaker 3: She wrote down the lyrics and handed those in and
Speaker 3: basically she was only nine years of age. How the
Speaker 3: school or a teacher ever thought of nine year could
Speaker 3: come up with this huge, beautiful poem and an o
Speaker 3: to nature and wildlife. So maj just think her mums
Speaker 3: stool doesn't know. She's never told her mum and it
Speaker 3: was just a couple of decades ago because she'd be
Speaker 3: too embarrassed, and Mum put it up on the wall
Speaker 3: in a frame at home the magazine it was in.
Speaker 3: So we thought it'd be great phone in What your
Speaker 3: parents stool don't know? We put this on our Facebook
Speaker 3: page yesterday evening. We start a new thing yesterday tomorrow's
Speaker 3: show today. We don't know everything about today's show the
Speaker 3: day before, but sometimes we've got some rough idea and
Speaker 3: so if you want to become a friend of our Facebook,
Speaker 3: you can find out a bit about the show before
Speaker 3: even starts. Head onto OC one oh four to three
Speaker 3: on Facebook. Couple of great ones to get us going. Then,
Speaker 3: what your parents still don't know about you? I love
Speaker 3: this one from Nicole. My parents pay for two years
Speaker 3: of taithe that I didn't attend.
Speaker 6: Oh that was twenty two years ago?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 6: Did you say bye? And then where did you go
Speaker 6: with your secret life?
Speaker 5: I've got my bag on going to say my friends
Speaker 5: at the bus stop on the other.
Speaker 3: Day, coming home, and you don't got any work to
Speaker 3: do for your course?
Speaker 6: No another year gone by? No homework? Or do we
Speaker 6: need to go and meet the teachers there? No, not
Speaker 6: that tathe No, they're not into that. And then there's
Speaker 6: Miriam here.
Speaker 3: I crashed my car and my dad sent me a
Speaker 3: check to get the car fixed. But I just took
Speaker 3: all my mates to the pub that dent stayed in
Speaker 3: the car for eight years, sold.
Speaker 5: Miriam.
Speaker 6: That's great. What have you got there? What don't your
Speaker 6: parents still know? You're grown up?
Speaker 3: But what stall don't your parents know? Nine four one
Speaker 3: four one four three. If you want to keep it
Speaker 3: from a secret from them worried that they might hear
Speaker 3: about it, you can give yourself a movie star's name
Speaker 3: if you want to remain anonymous nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melvine's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Next half an hour, Cross's in a Day Early with
Speaker 3: John by Shane Crawford live in a studio. Nothing's ever
Speaker 3: straightforward with Crawf. We agreed he's in every Friday. Yesterday
Speaker 3: he starts. Somebody's going sheep sharing tomorrow.
Speaker 6: I'm not making this up. We'll find out more in
Speaker 6: a minute.
Speaker 3: Right now, though, you're grown up. But what don't your
Speaker 3: parents still know about you? Angela has just sent this
Speaker 3: to me, Christian. When I was fifteen, I went snooping
Speaker 3: through my mum's draws in her bedroom, as you do,
Speaker 3: and I found her Like we say this word, you
Speaker 3: can't say we put their angel on Facebook adult muscle relaxer.
Speaker 5: That sounds worse.
Speaker 3: My wife's got one. Okay, she's got a stiff neck.
Speaker 3: But apparently you can only use behind a locked door.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not a doctor. That's what she said.
Speaker 3: The doctor said how to use it?
Speaker 6: Then that's fine. Andrew, Good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian. How are you here?
Speaker 6: I'm good? Have we still on? Andrew? Why don't your
Speaker 6: parents talk know about you?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 9: When I was in high school, made of Mine, we
Speaker 9: would often just get the point where we don't want
Speaker 9: to go to school today, or you know, Friday's looks
Speaker 9: me pretty bad on a Tuesday, so I had a
Speaker 9: scanning and a computer pretty early on in the mid nineties,
Speaker 9: and we used to get curriculum days from school, so
Speaker 9: where the teachers and principle would come together and talk
Speaker 9: about what the learning patterns would be. And so I
Speaker 9: scanned the curriculum notices, changed all of the text and
Speaker 9: the dates and things, and I just give them through
Speaker 9: our parents. Friend and we and say, oh, yeah, we've
Speaker 9: got a day off on Friday. Then I'd get an
Speaker 9: old doctor's letter that I'd hold on to Friday, copy
Speaker 9: that and change the day.
Speaker 5: Some talented mister Ripley, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6: I mean he should have been charging your friends a
Speaker 6: fortune for.
Speaker 9: This, I thought about. I mean there was no Netflix
Speaker 9: at the time, Christian, So what the kid's going to do?
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, what's going to do? Andrew into the master forger.
Speaker 9: Exactly, I have a business I can for the website.
Speaker 9: But yeah, So we did that for a number of
Speaker 9: days until the principal brought my friend and I to
Speaker 9: the office and said, look, you guys are going to
Speaker 9: fail on attendance if you don't come to the next
Speaker 9: four to six weeks. We've checked out all of the
Speaker 9: documentation and everything in order all your certificates are there,
Speaker 9: but you got to come to school with the next two.
Speaker 9: It's the hardest month and a half of my life.
Speaker 6: What's a kid going to do? There's no Netflix.
Speaker 9: Exactly right, exactly right? Can we do this for number
Speaker 9: years junior high school? Anytime we felt like it was
Speaker 9: too much, we you know, a bag of Cheetos and
Speaker 9: some video game.
Speaker 6: Good time.
Speaker 5: Amazing that the teachers never thought of suspicious that you
Speaker 5: and your friend always got sick on the same day.
Speaker 9: Well they did. That's try a printable day. This is
Speaker 9: like you boys are always off on the same day,
Speaker 9: you know, a trail here but boating on where everything's
Speaker 9: on the control as far as the books to concern.
Speaker 9: But we were like, you know, I don't know. We
Speaker 9: hang out of it. Maybe we got a pod at
Speaker 9: the same time.
Speaker 3: You tell me that's great, Andrew, that's a great story.
Speaker 3: Thanks to calling mate. Most of the scene in Ferris
Speaker 3: Bud's day off where Rooney you at the head master
Speaker 3: that Ferris was tormenting. He rang his parents to say
Speaker 3: that he'd had twelve six days that semester, and as
Speaker 3: he's on the phone, Cameron's hacking into the school systems
Speaker 3: and Rooney Rooney is when your son has in the
Speaker 3: twelve goes down to eleven.
Speaker 6: It's their own sick days.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Joining us normally on a Friday today is Shane Crawford.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Crawff, good morning. How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good. So you're in your running gear. I
Speaker 3: went out for a run earlier.
Speaker 16: Why actually got Yeah, I was in my running gear.
Speaker 16: I got changed out the front. I do apologize. There
Speaker 16: was a couple of people when I was getting changed.
Speaker 16: I was new to my car. I think there might
Speaker 16: be a few complaints, but I was getting changed because toilet.
Speaker 3: She don't need to be getting exposing yourself to the
Speaker 3: residence of Richmond in the morning.
Speaker 16: Yeah, that is very true. I need to live and learn.
Speaker 16: But I don't know what it is. I like getting
Speaker 16: changed in my car. I don't know why there is
Speaker 16: but that it feels like.
Speaker 6: It's cramped and confined.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I sort it's a challenge.
Speaker 6: You know, Hey, you should take that to Channel nine.
Speaker 3: This in your TV show The Car The Changing.
Speaker 12: I was still trying to get that footy show go.
Speaker 6: I want to get that done first.
Speaker 3: So this week on the show, we've been talking about
Speaker 3: cheating at school. Did you do anything at school where
Speaker 3: the young Crawf.
Speaker 16: Was a well many times, but this is a true story.
Speaker 16: In year twelve, I wasn't great at school. I thought
Speaker 16: I was just ticking time and hoping that my football
Speaker 16: career might kick off. But in year twelve English wasn't
Speaker 16: much good, very creative, but that had nothing to do
Speaker 16: with what we had to do in English. So my
Speaker 16: football coach, who was also an English teacher, and.
Speaker 6: We can already see what's happening, and you make sure
Speaker 6: you get paid.
Speaker 12: It was great, Carol.
Speaker 16: He's one of the all time greats at Assumption College.
Speaker 16: He's an absolute legend. He knew that I needed a
Speaker 16: bit of a kick along. So there was a couple
Speaker 16: of questions that I needed answered and I had to
Speaker 16: do an essay and so.
Speaker 3: Spell can't Yeah, well that's right, we can't make your
Speaker 3: multiple choice scrawl.
Speaker 16: So anyway, so he answered it all and put it
Speaker 16: out in his own words, and he said, here, this
Speaker 16: is going to help you. You need to put it
Speaker 16: in your own words. I didn't have my own words.
Speaker 16: I didn't have so I copied it word for word,
Speaker 16: so all of a sudden in English, I went from
Speaker 16: an E to an A. This is true. I got sent.
Speaker 16: I got asked about this, how did you do this?
Speaker 16: And I said, I just studied hard. Then I went
Speaker 16: to the principal's office and they said what happened here?
Speaker 12: How did this work? And I said, oh, listen, I
Speaker 12: must admit being truthful. I had a little bit of help. Right,
Speaker 12: tell me about that.
Speaker 6: You crossed up the teacher.
Speaker 16: Well, I told on mister Carroll. I said no, no,
Speaker 16: I said, he helped me. Yeah, he guided me through.
Speaker 16: And then mister Carroll got called in and he got
Speaker 16: reprimanded under the bus snitch.
Speaker 6: There's a name for people like you in a place
Speaker 6: in hell, for snitches.
Speaker 13: It's no.
Speaker 12: I was being honest.
Speaker 16: He helped me, but I just didn't rewrite it because
Speaker 16: I didn't have my own words.
Speaker 6: So anyway, I find him. He's been homeless the last
Speaker 6: twenty years.
Speaker 12: But he's never been allowed to teach every again. Now,
Speaker 12: you could never get rid of him. He was one
Speaker 12: of the all time greats.
Speaker 16: But he was just trying to help a young country
Speaker 16: guy out and hopefully a backward kid who was looking
Speaker 16: like he was terribly in reverse, just to maybe go
Speaker 16: forward for a few steps.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll clear the ads. We'll come back Part
Speaker 6: two with Shane Crawford.
Speaker 1: Next the Christian oh' connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: or four point three.
Speaker 3: We're back with our guest this morning. He's on every week,
Speaker 3: Shane Crawford. So over the weekend there were some big games.
Speaker 3: It's a big upsets and I won the star performances.
Speaker 3: Actually a chat post team the Bombers. They looks amazing
Speaker 3: on front now very good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was great to see this time.
Speaker 16: A lot of upsets because it's such a long year
Speaker 16: to keep your team firing at the very best, and
Speaker 16: this is where injuries start to come in. But the
Speaker 16: biggest talking point around Essendon at the moment is Anthony
Speaker 16: Tip and Woody my favorite name and one of my
Speaker 16: favorite players in the competition.
Speaker 5: He's my actual favorite player. And I would hate to
Speaker 5: think he's going coming.
Speaker 6: To the he's coming over.
Speaker 16: Yes, he's he's put on whole contract talks with the Bombers.
Speaker 16: He's going to wait until the end of the year.
Speaker 16: He has been on fire. He really has been playing beautifully.
Speaker 16: I think he's kicked like twenty seven goals or twenty
Speaker 16: four goals seven something. Anyways, a beautiful shop for gold
Speaker 16: never misses under pressure. However, there's a lot of club
Speaker 16: sniffing around. Okay, I think the Blues want a really
Speaker 16: dangerous sort of forward. They've got some money to to
Speaker 16: throw his way out. North Melbourne are always out there,
Speaker 16: the Bulldogs, I think even Hawthorne are looking for some
Speaker 16: small forwards.
Speaker 6: Did you have this? You must have had these big offers.
Speaker 3: When the money comes and you've got a loyalty or opportunity, you.
Speaker 16: Can always sell your souls. You can just get more money, absolutely,
Speaker 16: and you fight that you go, am I happy? Am
Speaker 16: I happy? Not winning games?
Speaker 5: Here? How important was it for you to be a
Speaker 5: one club man your whole career?
Speaker 16: Well, looking back, I wish I had have taken off
Speaker 16: because early on in my career I just started a
Speaker 16: Hawthorne and I started to get a bit of momentum
Speaker 16: and I was going okay. And then because you love
Speaker 16: the club and you're with these young kids coming through
Speaker 16: there your mates, so you don't really want to leave
Speaker 16: your mates. As you get older, you sort of think,
Speaker 16: oh maybe I need to you know, just spark spark
Speaker 16: it up a bit and give myself a new lease
Speaker 16: on life.
Speaker 12: But early on I got an offer.
Speaker 16: From Port Adelaide when they were starting out and building
Speaker 16: a club. I got it like a five year deal
Speaker 16: on virtually triple the money I was going to get
Speaker 16: at Hawthorne, which was a lot of money. And but
Speaker 16: the kicker was, oh, you come over and possibly be
Speaker 16: the captain and be our leader, you know, go with
Speaker 16: a young leader. But also we might be able to
Speaker 16: get you involved in a McDonald's franchise.
Speaker 12: So that was the deal.
Speaker 3: Kickout.
Speaker 16: What do you mean not working there or no, not
Speaker 16: working there, although at the time franchise you.
Speaker 6: Can you can in charge of the friar on a Sunday.
Speaker 12: No, but it's interesting to say because.
Speaker 5: You're a junior manager.
Speaker 6: You know, he's only a three out of five. You
Speaker 6: don't have the little stars. But do you know what,
Speaker 6: he's no employee of the month they have as as you.
Speaker 16: I don't know if it still happens with McDonald's franchises,
Speaker 16: but that's what they used to do. Like if you
Speaker 16: actually have some kind of ownership, you had to go
Speaker 16: and work in the business.
Speaker 12: So I would have had to.
Speaker 16: Go over there and and make those what are those
Speaker 16: ice creams?
Speaker 12: Those mister wibi ice.
Speaker 16: Yeah, but even now, like I just kicked myself and
Speaker 16: like I've got four kids, I could I could bring
Speaker 16: him up on McDonald's and save a fortune, Like don't
Speaker 16: you look back with regret at times?
Speaker 3: And they never never westerly about a McDonald's franchise.
Speaker 6: It never came.
Speaker 16: I get a lot of money. I know it's not
Speaker 16: all about money, but it certainly helps when you've got
Speaker 16: four boys, you've got a McDonald's franchise were there. You
Speaker 16: can feed your family and friends, you can have all
Speaker 16: your parties there. You know, I'm turning fifty soon, so
Speaker 16: him a fifty story, isn't it.
Speaker 5: We didn't start to shake the campaign. So do you
Speaker 5: think that's what Gavin Wangan lies with that? Jack, one
Speaker 5: of my favorite players of the kid left s and
Speaker 5: n to be the first Captain of Port Adelaide. Gavin
Speaker 5: wan did he have a McDonald's for franchise?
Speaker 16: Well, I'm not sure, but I think he was encouraged.
Speaker 16: Why would he leave Esendon when he was flying and
Speaker 16: he was so loved and I think he.
Speaker 12: Loved the place.
Speaker 6: He the price.
Speaker 12: Actually fries and hash browns.
Speaker 5: Attracted to those Golden Archers.
Speaker 12: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 16: And I think he had a bit of a family
Speaker 16: connection back there as well, so that certainly was I
Speaker 16: think a driving factor. But for me, I really kick
Speaker 16: myself to this day. I should have sold my soul.
Speaker 16: I should have just taken off over there. I could
Speaker 16: have been over there now, sitting there and just watching.
Speaker 6: Coming in here every week.
Speaker 3: All right, this quickly, then we've got thirty seconds left.
Speaker 3: What are your picks of the weekend? Then obviously Saturday
Speaker 3: night big game with the T's and the Saints.
Speaker 16: We don't care about the D's anymore, but the Saints
Speaker 16: under Brett Ratten. Was great to see them winning. I
Speaker 16: think they can continue on there. The underdogs this week,
Speaker 16: Collingwood Richmond a top four spot Friday Night. It's gonna
Speaker 16: be massive. Everyone's been given to the Pies, but they're
Speaker 16: still a pretty good side. But the Tigers they're up
Speaker 16: and about. They're on a roll.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're playing really well. Mon, you're going for your
Speaker 6: picking the Tigers.
Speaker 16: Picking the Tigers, And sorry I couldn't be here tomorrow.
Speaker 16: I'm actually going to shar some sheep which is true.
Speaker 12: So again it's.
Speaker 6: Because that McDonald's franchise didn't come.
Speaker 12: That's someone's got to cut the DAGs before we share them.
Speaker 6: All right, we got to go Craws. Nice to see
Speaker 6: you make.
Speaker 1: All the best The Christian Who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: All right, then this is an ancient story. There's a
Speaker 3: sinner in Queensland where they're offering beds for patrons.
Speaker 6: You can go to cinema and watch the movie from
Speaker 6: a bed.
Speaker 5: You know that doesn't surprise me. I went to a
Speaker 5: nightclub once in the Gold Coast where they had no seats,
Speaker 5: they only had beds. I'm not sure if it still exists,
Speaker 5: if any of our listeners know what it's called, or
Speaker 5: if it still exists.
Speaker 6: You see it club with beds.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you the most disgusting part is the.
Speaker 6: Cleaning stuff we've got cleaning the beds. After it.
Speaker 5: They walk around with a spray because it smells so
Speaker 5: bad in there, and they just keep spraying from the hip.
Speaker 6: We did not need that story anyway. Today's that work
Speaker 6: time when he started to move the show on.
Speaker 3: It is bet bet movies. Okay, I've got a nighty
Speaker 3: on Elm Street. That's good, thank you. My left futon
Speaker 3: could have gone with back to the footon, but I
Speaker 3: went with my left futon. Alvin and the cheek Bunks.
Speaker 6: Wasn't sure how would it go?
Speaker 3: But I'm pleased with that one, Alvin and the cheap Bunks.
Speaker 3: I know what you did last slumber good all right,
Speaker 3: Jackie bod. What have you got bed films?
Speaker 5: How to snooze a guy in ten days? Four posters
Speaker 5: in a funeral?
Speaker 6: Ah, I was thinking about a four poster.
Speaker 5: One Lady in the waterbed Slumber, Doug Millionaire yep and
Speaker 5: the new Dwaine, the Rock Johnson movie Futon with my
Speaker 5: family puton.
Speaker 6: Don't repeat it all right?
Speaker 3: Send us your bed movies text them in four seven, five, three,
Speaker 3: one oh four three best we get in ten minutes
Speaker 3: time and give it. Tickets go today on the Green.
Speaker 3: Rick Asley is going to be live in the UK
Speaker 3: on tomorrow. Show tickets go and sell tomorrow. Rick Assley
Speaker 3: got an eighties double bill great one. Rick Asley and
Speaker 3: Aha are headlining next year. Tickets going sell tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Can win them on the outwork time waster with us
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So tomorrow morning you get tickets to go to a
Speaker 3: Day on the Green. You got Ahara and Rick Astley
Speaker 3: are headlining and out at Rochard Wines on the twenty second.
Speaker 3: Next year Margaret Court Arena on the twenty third. Tickets
Speaker 3: go and sell tomorrow morning you can give a pair away.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 3: Today's at work time waste with the News at Queensland.
Speaker 3: Boy's the Home of Innovation Queensland are beds now at
Speaker 3: cinemas in Queensland.
Speaker 6: So it's a film.
Speaker 3: Sorry bed movies. Today's the outwork time waster Wind in
Speaker 3: the Pillows, Oh Silver from Heidi, Heidi bed her Civil
Speaker 3: plus Muriel's Bedding Gold in Bed with Madonna, what's the movie?
Speaker 6: Do you remember the nineties one Bed with My Daughter?
Speaker 5: Oh Silver?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I got really upset watching that when Kevin Costner went
Speaker 3: to see her backstage and they had like a bit
Speaker 3: of an awkward chat, and then when he left, she
Speaker 3: stuck her fingers in her throat like she's been sick
Speaker 3: from talking to him. And I loved Kevin cost for you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't you know.
Speaker 6: That's what. Oh yeah, that's one. I want my Donna
Speaker 6: because of your time never.
Speaker 3: Meeting her yet, Pat will cast a withering judgment on
Speaker 3: someone it doesn't even exist.
Speaker 6: That sounds so for you.
Speaker 3: West Side Snorri Gold Alice in Slumberland, Silver bus gown
Speaker 3: with the winds Gold, I don't the good name, sir.
Speaker 6: The walking bed.
Speaker 5: About a TV showing not a movie. Bronze, Uncle, bunk, gold.
Speaker 15: Sheets just not that into you, gold, I said, sheets,
Speaker 15: the lion King, silver arm a bedden, gold, Edwin sleep,
Speaker 15: Edward's sleeping hands, Bronze, where's my pillow? Gold saving private
Speaker 15: lie in silver black Hawk, eider down.
Speaker 5: Don't get it bronze eider down.
Speaker 6: I do eider down as a type of.
Speaker 4: Another word for a doner.
Speaker 5: I've never heard of that. What do you call you
Speaker 5: don't call the don okay, no, make no sense. Now
Speaker 5: what do you call them?
Speaker 6: Do they?
Speaker 5: That's a funny word.
Speaker 6: Funny, It makes no work, not even a word. You
Speaker 6: made it up.
Speaker 3: Fair and Loafers in Las Vegas, silver plus, corn airbed
Speaker 3: gold single white foot on silver ones.
Speaker 6: He flew over gold plus All right, who's getting the ticket?
Speaker 5: It's between that and uncle, Bunk.
Speaker 6: What do you like, Uncle bun to do a John candy?
Speaker 6: You can get that, Uncle Bunk. You're the weather'st oneing
Speaker 6: word up.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Now, your wife, Bianca came back from You've been awayfer
Speaker 3: apart from about eight nine days. Normally sometimes brings some
Speaker 3: brings a little gift back if you had anything.
Speaker 5: She bought me a lovely gift, something actually can share
Speaker 5: with the whole team from l a. She bought me
Speaker 5: a creativity stone, a colorful rock that emits creativity gives
Speaker 5: the owner.
Speaker 3: Where did she piece of Can I be ruined? I'm
Speaker 3: going to be rude, hoel a creativity rock?
Speaker 5: See, I thought you I'm a skeptic at times, I
Speaker 5: thought you would be the kind of person who likes
Speaker 5: a creativity stone.
Speaker 3: I have some creativity crystals at home, Okay, so full disclosure.
Speaker 6: However, a rock.
Speaker 3: That I'm going to hold and I'm going to write
Speaker 3: the next book buster a creativity stone?
Speaker 6: Where does she? Where does she get it from?
Speaker 5: She got I guess like a Knickknacks type store or
Speaker 5: where in the world from Laels.
Speaker 3: From the whole, big part of creativeness. Spielberg's in the
Speaker 3: Jennifer Anderson Show to find a great movie stall.
Speaker 5: It's the home of creativity in many ways and failures.
Speaker 6: Both are true. And so what is it just a pebble?
Speaker 5: No, it's it's you would fit in the palm of
Speaker 5: your hand nicely. I'll bring it in so we can
Speaker 5: all touch it a minute.
Speaker 6: I mean two things about the gift. One, she thinks
Speaker 6: you need it. What can I get him?
Speaker 3: Jackson was in a purple pat so maybe this pebble
Speaker 3: will help him.
Speaker 6: I don't know where is it today.
Speaker 5: It's in our bathroom.
Speaker 4: What do you do with it? Do you hold it?
Speaker 13: Aw?
Speaker 4: Do you put it?
Speaker 9: Wy?
Speaker 5: I thought you especially would be skeptic.
Speaker 4: I'm just asking how it works.
Speaker 5: You have moon crystals, You got different kinds of crystals.
Speaker 6: Even we would draw the line at a lucky pebble.
Speaker 4: It's like a pet rock.
Speaker 6: I mean, there's nothing.
Speaker 3: Literally stopping me going down the beach and picking up
Speaker 3: a lot of rocks, funny rocks.
Speaker 4: Oh it's painted.
Speaker 5: No, it's not painted. It's just it's a natural creative color.
Speaker 6: All right, that's it.
Speaker 5: You guys aren't touching the rocket or I'm keeping all
Speaker 5: the creativity for myself.
Speaker 3: Please don't tell me it says something like dream or
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 5: It doesn't say anything on it. It's a row.
Speaker 6: It's so creative already, how abstract, how wonderful.
Speaker 5: It doesn't need to show off.
Speaker 6: It is what it is, is what it is.
Speaker 3: Please bring it in tomorrow and let's just see what happens.
Speaker 5: I'm using it for myself though.
Speaker 6: Fine, we're all gonna just warm our hands on.
Speaker 5: Your glove, sit back and watch my performance tomorrow.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 6: We are back tomorrow morning. What are we going to
Speaker 6: do for title of today's show?
Speaker 3: There have been so many different things and so many
Speaker 3: moments on today's show. What lends itself to a title
Speaker 3: of today's show?
Speaker 5: The four Legged Duck?
Speaker 6: Must we?
Speaker 5: I think we have? You haven't really mentioned it again
Speaker 5: since the five past six this morning, but I go.
Speaker 3: On about it twice because it's the worst moment when
Speaker 3: the UK that I had on TV.
Speaker 5: Man Answers Stupid Question is up on our Facebook page
Speaker 5: now Christian competing on the UK's version of the Weakest Link.
Speaker 3: And I really was the weakest link. This video is
Speaker 3: why I moved to this part of the country. You
Speaker 3: can find it now on Facebook OC one O four
Speaker 3: to three. Tommy who made the video, is leaving the
Speaker 3: show as soon as you got out of it. Bye
Speaker 3: bye Tommy. Start gathering up your stuff. Went back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for listening.
Speaker 6: Have a great day. We catch you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Huggy's on the Way, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three