WEBVTT - MINI: Cash Only

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian No Con Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So, my youngest daughter going back to school today, which

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<v Speaker 2>is awesome news for her, but it also means on

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<v Speaker 2>the flip side, is it's the stress now of the

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<v Speaker 2>pickup time. I mean, I don't know about you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no pickup time for me and my parents.

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<v Speaker 2>They both had jobs, So it's very much. I made

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<v Speaker 2>my own way walk home from school. Yeah, we're just kay,

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<v Speaker 2>you just come home. How you get home is entirely

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<v Speaker 2>up to you. Strangers hitch high kisses before we were told,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, not to get strange cars, but they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>really care. It was just like, that's up to you, you

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<v Speaker 2>get home. Why would you bother us? Wells sit the daughter?

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<v Speaker 2>What time you want me to pick me up? She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, here we Goigans.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's a turn of shenanigans because obviously once they

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<v Speaker 2>all get back into school today, it'll all about it's

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out in the afternoon, and then it's like so

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<v Speaker 2>anxio about what are they doing where they're going? And

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<v Speaker 2>because we got the old tracking on our phones line

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<v Speaker 2>through sixty, you could seem like head into sint killed

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<v Speaker 2>and home work is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's ome work club. I doubt it. What

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<v Speaker 1>is going on? So I eat my stomach? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you know. I can't just have the car

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<v Speaker 1>running outside the house. But I just stayed there for

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<v Speaker 1>an hour or two. I had to have the chat

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<v Speaker 1>with at.

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<v Speaker 2>The other day about common sense, right, saying it's a

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<v Speaker 2>very important thing they don't teach at school.

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<v Speaker 1>It's being lost this day.

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<v Speaker 3>And Christian streets.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well, I'll tell you why.

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<v Speaker 2>She comes back in the other day from being out

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<v Speaker 2>with her going out for walk with her mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Her mate had been getting some cash.

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<v Speaker 2>Out a hole in the walls. Like, who is getting

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<v Speaker 2>money out? I thought your TikTok generation for two years?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is still getting money out of the the ATM?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway? It ate her friend's card. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>they do this once a week. Do you know when

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<v Speaker 1>that used to be a thing we just eat a

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<v Speaker 1>car for we.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to wait to go into the bank.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how mate did?

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<v Speaker 3>Just left it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, called the police. What I was got to be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>I lost my mind. I went, you're winding me up.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way she's a smart kid.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened. They went, what do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>They literally were apparently disdainful was the word she said.

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<v Speaker 2>They actually said, what he wants to do? Arrest the machine?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, if someone stolen it, then go away, little children.

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<v Speaker 1>What they called the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Should have called the fibergad and they bring the jaws.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, put off the wall, try and get the money out.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I said, you don't waste that and Ementina,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think was going to happen? So when

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<v Speaker 2>we just thought that they would come and get it out?

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<v Speaker 2>The police, what do they have a special code? Look

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<v Speaker 2>the other way, kids, We just go through the old

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<v Speaker 2>triple don't ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell anyone it's actually triple zero.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's the code to get all card machines back

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<v Speaker 2>out the machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Did this happen to your husband?

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<v Speaker 4>Over the weekend, Chris went to get a haircut at

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<v Speaker 4>the barber and set the alarm extra early because you

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<v Speaker 4>know the barbers are packed at the moment. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he got up there at a quarter to seven and

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<v Speaker 4>same as us. We never have hash anymore. It's and

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<v Speaker 4>he's a cash only situation.

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<v Speaker 1>So he businesses these days are still cash only.

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<v Speaker 2>Some are like that and even in COVID times, it

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<v Speaker 2>became someplace even if you've got cash, they wouldn't accept

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<v Speaker 2>it because it wasn't a safe way to behave in

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<v Speaker 2>COVID protocols and all that. But it's amazing how some

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<v Speaker 2>places still want cash.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the hairdresser is my still only cash only business.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifteen bucks for a haircut. I actually think like, well

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<v Speaker 3>that's cheap, hush more like fifteen dollars. This is half an.

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<v Speaker 2>How so do you have to go via a cash

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<v Speaker 2>machine and to get the moneygon war past the bank

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<v Speaker 2>on the way, And doesn't it feel like filthy even

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<v Speaker 2>touching that? Like all the stuff that we're doing now

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<v Speaker 2>wearing masks, they're filthiest and most dangerous men. It's that

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<v Speaker 2>contact point, all those fingerprints, and they're always cakes and crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't they.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always maybe like a bit of old dry chunda

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But one as well terribly So, what did Chris do

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<v Speaker 1>to eat his card?

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<v Speaker 4>So it ate his card? So he went to get

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<v Speaker 4>fifty bucks out and he said he was quite offended.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty bucks in cash?

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<v Speaker 4>No, Well it's like the you know, the smallest you

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<v Speaker 4>can get these days. You used to be able, I

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<v Speaker 4>remember the days you used to be able to get

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<v Speaker 4>ten bucks out way back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you can still get twenty bucks out. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't just get fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, maybe you got a couple of hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't telling.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, Yes, I'm walking around. Money for Chris, money for Kristal.

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<v Speaker 1>Patch only dispensers a.

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<v Speaker 4>Large Anyway, it gobbled up his card. I said, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know. I didn't do anything wrong. He was highly offended.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't press any buttons wrong. Anyway. He went up

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<v Speaker 4>to the bank yesterday to retrieve the card and it

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<v Speaker 4>was a faulty machine and it had swallowed up about

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<v Speaker 4>fifty people's cards on Saturday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember there used to be that sort of

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<v Speaker 2>sort of urban rumors and myths and that that if

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<v Speaker 2>you put in a certain code, it would just.

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<v Speaker 1>Give out money.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I member mates would all take it in turns

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<v Speaker 2>doing that. Once a week there'd be a new rumor

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<v Speaker 2>that the machine would just give out money if you

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<v Speaker 2>hanked it by doing like four hash keys or something

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<v Speaker 2>like that, putting the card in and out three times,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you go, I must have just have no money,

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know why this isn't just paying out

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<v Speaker 2>where else do we think.

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<v Speaker 4>Of Nile does as well the Nile Ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast