WEBVTT - FULL: Tornado Flush 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:08.200 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. How 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:08.960 are you going? 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:11.640 Can you believe it's near the end of January? 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:13.720 Please? Is in? Please? 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:13.920 Sir? 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:15.360 May I have some more of your horn? 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:15.760 Please? 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:20.079 It's Winky time, Christian O'Connell Show, Gold, one oh four 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:20.960 point three. 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:24.400 And that's why my daughter doesn't joined me to come 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:29.520 and work on today's show. AnyWho, Good morning Wednesday, It's 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:33.000 the Christian O'Connell show here on Gold. Good morning, Patsy morning, 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.000 Good morning, Jackie Boy. Morning guys, and Jackie Boy, how 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:38.520 are you now? Because you are living a bachelor song, 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:41.880 wife and little baby boy are away in America for 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:42.640 a couple of days. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.280 I'm gonna tell you something disgusting. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:48.640 Oh we'll state that laptop is it? 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.440 No, it's in the kitchen. Yankee has been gone four 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.960 days and there's maggots in the Oh. 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.840 Oh god, that come on. I mean all men go 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:01.720 feral within a out forty eight to seventy two hours, 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.040 but maggots. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:06.640 They're discussing. Is there anything more gross than the maggots? 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:08.759 Have you let it get like that? 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:12.199 I didn't know we've been doing defecating the scene. We 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:15.720 have We have just moved house over summer, and I 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:19.440 didn't realize we were starting composting. So there's this little 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.640 bench for compast and I thought that don't you put 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:27.080 it under the sink. Well, that's why it's on the bench, 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:31.280 essentially like bank has bought it. Disgusting and ready to 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.120 put it somewhere else. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:36.120 Yeah, you could put it somewhere else. I'll wait for 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:39.480 that lady to come back. Move it there, opening up hand, 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:42.959 put it in there. It's my supervisor is not here 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:43.639 at the moment. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:48.520 I notice, you know, you know when you go through 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:51.000 life and you notice like a bit of a smell 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:54.160 but not enough to like, yeah action something you just like, 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:56.120 but like, so. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.560 That would be someone like you. Was working at Charne 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:02.000 Nobyl burning smelling won the main reactor. 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:05.800 Good enough to call anyone. But it's off, isn't it. Well, 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:10.840 there's no one to call it. Yesterday I got home 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:15.799 and it was unavoidable. The smell demanded attention. 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:17.960 Flying around and sort of hatching. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:22.919 They had their little black and then but then some 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:29.160 of the guys had actually got out. Guys, it was 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:33.280 disgusting this and I don't start my day with maggot 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.840 chat so I took the compost down the back of 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:36.720 the house. 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.200 And then came back in a paper of maggots. There's 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:40.360 like a swarm following. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:42.320 I didn't even look in there. I don't want to 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.760 know what because the magazine got out of the box. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.919 So they were around on the bench jack and so 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.240 I put the compost at the back. So did you, MP, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.919 I don't want to be I can't today that today 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.720 all I can't. I couldn't at that time i'd seen 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.840 the maggots on the bench. I couldn't look at what 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.400 farm is possibly going on inside the box. But then 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.359 I came back sprayed them all with the martine over 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:07.160 the next time. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.200 Minute's ancient orange, and I really. 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.560 Got rid of half account on them. They all died 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:14.640 and then I'm trying to like scoop them up with 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:19.960 some paper down, but they're slippery from the moreteen slicking vapor. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.160 I got the vacuum cleaner out. 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.040 No, no, now, the smells in the vacuum. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:34.359 I was gagging trying to just. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.840 And you invited and then to come around tonight the 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:44.080 maggot central. I'm not in anything that you've prepared or 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:45.320 has been there. That kitchen top. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:54.760 I think everybody should eat before the. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:58.440 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:04.440 Now time waste extra time. We're looking for office bands. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:08.119 Bands you find in the office. But you Sara's got 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:12.480 some more office facts. Pennits have holes in them to 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:16.919 prevent suffocation in case you accidentally swallow one. This is 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:18.560 true at the top of those big pens in that 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:19.320 little hollow though. 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:20.280 Here's we chew on the pen. 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:24.160 Yeah, Monday is the most common sick day in all 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:28.960 of Western countries except this country. Really, really, yeah, what 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:30.000 other day do you think You're on? 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:31.159 Friday? 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:35.800 I'm trying to wrap my rain. Tuesday, really Tuesday. I 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.920 get the Monday. You have two big a weekend, maybe 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.400 overcook it on the on the Saturday in the and 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:42.120 you're dreading the the dreads are out going about the 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.080 working of the Monday. Tuesday. I don't understand. 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:49.160 Oh, I know, it's cheapskate Tuesday. The movies, you get 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:50.239 movies high price. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:53.760 People are taken a sick get five dollars off them. 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:57.840 When you just drive around outside village cinemas or gold 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:01.159 class and there's cues of people pretending to be sick 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.400 who didn't go to work that day, going to see 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:03.960 the flicks. 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.320 Great theory though, all right, so. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:16.320 Office bands, accounting crows, silver pass system of a downsizing. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.159 Silver pennantwork, gold and. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:24.040 Rage against the fax machine us chewing up again fax 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:27.560 in the name. I could push it over the loan 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.440 by yelling, all right, jackie boy, what have you got? Band? 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:31.600 You'd find in the office. 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.240 Usually I know, the louder you get, the least. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.720 Let's call the Sandlers worked around him. He's build career 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:37.120 out of that. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:38.839 What do you mean, dad? 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:42.720 Office bands? Who's playing an office. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:46.080 Fin someone's yelling, someone's someone's. 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:53.960 Nervous glue fighting. Oh god, it works, Janet Faxon should 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:58.599 have been louder. I should have been shipping coins. There's 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:02.040 a great Melbourne band, bluesy band called the Teskey Brothers. 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:06.440 But when they're playing it office first, the Desky Brothers. 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.480 Long way to get there? Was it worth it for 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:11.640 the Give it a silver. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.760 And not UB forty USB forty. 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:16.440 That's about of gold. 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.680 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.440 Jenny's just emailed. She's got an idea about why Tuesday 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:25.080 is the most common sick day here in Australia. Where 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.200 is the rest of the world. It's always your classic Monday, Christian. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.279 I think it's because the most common sit down Australia 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:33.440 be in Tuesday. The construction industry of course has an 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:37.839 audio every second Monday. Yeah, it's them and Christian. There's 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:41.159 enough of the trades around Australia. If they are chucking 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:44.240 it on a Tuesday, it will become our national sick day. Jenn. 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:47.760 I think you're actually right that. Of course, the cinema Tuesday. 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.479 It's all those trades. When they do pull that siki, 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:59.120 they're going to see Tu Tanic together, all right, Tye 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:03.960 waist eggs the time, we're looking for office vans nine 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:14.520 inch staplers, Oh no, Fleetwood, iMac silver paper finger silver, 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:15.840 laptop hoods. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:18.080 Silver. 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:24.040 Andrew I thought it was gone full scap fighters older word. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.520 He phrased that one frog us some full scap paper. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.120 Oh silver, the red Heart paper clippers. 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.000 These sounds really good from. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:39.400 File Collins Silver, Taylor swivel chair. 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:43.040 Silver paths. We're getting closer. We're warming up. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:51.800 Motley glue gone, David Begbury and summary Eskimo Joe gold. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:55.720 There's a ninety five old Eskimo Joe. Eskimo Joe feels 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.320 like a good nickname for someone. We've got Joe works 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:02.680 here that starts all always at old Deskimo Joe. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:03.680 I love that. 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:09.280 Chris well Done zz Desktop Silver water Coolio gold. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:11.760 That's really good. 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:13.760 You didn't put your name on that. Whoever you are, 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.000 last three digit you find five hundred well done. You've 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:21.280 won a chopin the white out stripes, silver plus the 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:27.160 white board stripes and three cubicles down and it was 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.320 only one pen today two pins oh two. It's a 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:31.320 low scoring one though. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.439 Christian Connells Show podcast, we're. 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:39.800 Moving on from the extra time time waster of office bands. However, 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.439 just Jo and Patsy's headline and that song there, the 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:45.560 whole raft of that, I think our gold worthy ones 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:48.640 came through. So just before we move on, Bone in 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:49.360 the Midnight Oil. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:53.200 Oh that's good and he's getting pins on that yes, okay, gold. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:57.640 Yeah, Kenny logging into the computer is gold plus. That's 0:08:57.720 --> 0:09:00.160 my favorite one that last out yesterday's as well. I 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:05.000 love that one ash flow chart Rider gold and I 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:09.080 don't maybe you guys get this vice President of the USA. 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:12.040 So we ask for bands you'd find in the office 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:16.600 office band, does every office have a VP wandering who 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:21.199 is the vice president of gold fn Huggy Hugy or 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.320 is he r R Biden And we don't know. All right, 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:31.680 let's do late to the party late, all right, Lake's 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:33.960 the party. This is where you can email the show 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:36.199 about anything we've been talking about. When it suits you, 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:38.640 you shoot me an email. Nothing we ever talk about 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:40.520 on the show is ever left completely behind. You can 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:42.319 pick it up whenever it suits you, might be a 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.120 podcast or just so. It was too busy at the 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.200 time for you to call the show. Christian at Christian 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.319 O'Connell dot com dot au is my email. Send me 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:53.120 a note, Mandy. We were talking about it didn't fit 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.920 when you just under calculated or miscalculated something not fitting. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:58.600 This is an amazing story for Mandy. 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.559 Hi Christian, and it's Mandy here from Druan. I was 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:05.160 eight and a half months pregnant and quite a big belly. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.960 Two cars in our smallish garage and I always fitted through, 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.080 but I must have parked a bit closer this time. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:15.040 Gone to walk through got so wedde I started depending 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:18.000 and could not move forward or backwards. Had to wait 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.240 for a neighbor to walk past to say help me. 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.200 So they called the fire brigade who came and had 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:24.920 to hoist up the back of one of the cars, 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.719 pivoted to the side, let me out and then went 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.319 to hospital and I was okay, baby was fine. That 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:31.720 it was so embarrassing. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:35.240 That is an amazing story of Mandy. Mandy, thank you 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.360 very much for that. The rest of the emails and 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.959 people calling the station off the show yesterday all to 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:43.959 do with the topic which has broke out of left 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:48.280 field yesterday for days. We were talking yesterday about Perry 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.160 works on the show. It's been to Japan, where they 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.640 used widely used bidets. They have done for decades, right, 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.160 same with a lot of North European countries as well 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.959 as Spain and France. I think they came from. So 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:59.079 we ask you people, are they that good? And lots 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.480 of people calling insane. They are amazing. It's much better 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.000 than wiping you let water do it. It's clean, it's 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:06.280 more hygienic. And we heard about ones though, and then 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:07.959 we heard about one from gay and in one of 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.800 our favorite phone calls we've ever had on the show, 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.800 which is saying something because we've got blessed with amazing 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.079 calls and stories every day. But Gay actually said this 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.600 line about it's the Rolls Royce of toilets is incredible. 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.439 So after I ranked so so as soon as Jack 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.679 and I would do film the walk through yesterday of 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:23.400 the new home that we're going to be given away 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:25.880 for the Robber Melbourne Hospital home. Nottery draw which is 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.160 out and bright, which is beautiful. After that called Robert 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:31.320 Innes and said, can we give away It's called the Toto, right, 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.680 the neo rest. This is the one that the celebrities 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.040 have ten thousand dollars. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.839 It's the most expensive toilet you can buy, toilet b 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:41.120 day set and it has so many folks. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:43.200 We're giving it away, Patsy, We're giving it away Friday 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:47.520 n thanks to Eanes get the e and S feeling 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.600 thanks to Toto. So Jackie Boy tell us a couple 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.839 of facts about the amazing Toto which you can win 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.400 on Friday. This is a gift. It's not so much 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:56.559 for you. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:01.640 It's for your backside, comfortable rear front and ofating cleansing functions, 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.800 WATO soft light function for nighttime use, so it actually 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:07.080 illuminates the bowl. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.520 That's good for you at night, you know. 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:14.360 Yeah, the love God always misses it not. You don't 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:15.240 even turn the light on. 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.840 You get up in the morning, christ just peas all 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:23.480 over the saffron floor. You're guilty. 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:25.280 I do not. 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:27.520 I can hit the bowl. I can hit the bowl. 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:29.679 Speak to my wife. I'm a bowl head. 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:34.240 Get this ultra smooth ceramic glaze that coats the whole 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:38.360 toilet bowl. Its microscopic surface ridges are far smaller than 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:42.199 waste particles, leaving no place for waste to gain a foothold. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.679 We're giving this away Friday ever since. Less from Eric. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.559 Good morning, Christian, Eric from Berrick Cooling. I heard you 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:52.160 were talking about days this morning, and I will say 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.360 my purchase of my day was a life changer. I 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:57.760 have a lot of friends that come around and love 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.600 to use the machine, and I can hear them pressing 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.439 away at all the buttons and using all the controls. 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:05.160 The best four hundred dollars I've ever spent. The best 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:08.320 example I've been given is a greasy plate. You either 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.839 wipe down a greasy plate with a paper towel, or 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:12.880 you can wipe it with a paper toel and warm water, 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.959 and you get better results for everyone out there. Get 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:21.360 it be day today. You will never say nay, Yet every. 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:24.280 Day today you will never say yay. Didn't need the 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:25.120 greasy plate. 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.200 And that's a man who's happy with a four hundred 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.920 dollars BI day. Imagine a ten thousand dollars one. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.520 You'll be calling the show once it's all set up. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.360 It's all thanks to Ianes. You can win it Friday, 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:37.440 get the Eanes feeling thanks to Toto. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:42.959 This is the Christian o'connells show podcast GICs. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:46.280 Isn't it great being back after our way too long break? 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.880 It's great wee can off back in the show. We're excited. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.959 It's great hearing the calls and the stories coming through, 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:53.079 and we're ridly sad about next week. We start to 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.280 give away a billboard every single down the show. More 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:57.760 about that in the next hour. But one of our 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:03.079 listeners isn't happy, and if just one of you isn't happy, 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.480 you can't be happy. None of us can be happy. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:13.440 None of us can. We've had a threat. So it's 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:18.240 a darktown radio where someone contacts the station threaten to 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.960 take their valuables to rival, and then they name the rival. 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:27.640 You know, doesn't happen in relationships? Does it any more? 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:32.960 This anymore? This, and I'm off to Marie. I don't 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.840 want to go, but I am going to. I'm going to. 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:36.560 I'm going to. I'm packing up the car right now. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:41.120 I'm going to Marie. Let me just read out the message. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.800 It came to this radio station, ran about lunchtime yesterday, 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.160 killed the music. We all need to leading guys, gather around, 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.840 team produces everybody. Okay, no hello, because when you're angry, 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:55.160 straight into business. Okay, don't time formalities. Why on earth 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.760 would you have American slogans on your radio station? 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:04.160 What did we do? 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:11.160 He's talking about this that you know that show me 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:16.080 the money, the fake American accent. Why on earth would 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:20.400 you have American slogans on your radio stations. Quotation marks, 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:24.880 show me the money, end of quotation marks, double exclamation mark. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:31.160 We are in Australia is the word what this says? 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:36.320 And we are Australians say with an Australian accent. It 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:41.000 can be done. Switching to triple M. Thing I like 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:44.080 about this though, in his rage, his little chunky thumbs, 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:50.080 he's put two p's in triple trip M. It's a 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.320 new one of their new digital stations. I think trip M. 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.480 So he's he emailed the radio session or you directly. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:59.480 He must have been doing show me the money. He's 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.480 moaning about this this big thing we're doing. It's showing 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:05.000 the money. You win money from the radio station that 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:07.400 brought you so q and this is how Gold do it. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:11.200 Fake American accent from the radio station that brought you 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:12.000 cash Man. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:16.440 Cash grab comes a radio competition so easy even Tom 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:17.480 Cruise can play. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:18.600 Put you in. 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:22.600 Sorry dude, okay, Gold one oh four point threes. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:26.360 Show me the money, show you the money, so you 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:29.160 know what's By the way, Triple M for the last 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.080 three decades been using fake American accents with actually order 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:32.640 their ideas. 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:34.720 By the way, I'm worried when this email. Here's the 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:36.520 breakfast show and here's that there's. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:43.680 An English guy on there. We are Australians. It can 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:46.320 be done, all right, so we don't want to lose. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:49.720 Listen now, we don't want someone upset. Okay, so calling 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.040 now Australians or do an impression of an Australian just 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.200 yelling or saying show me the money. 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:58.280 Right idea. We can even audition it for Huggy. You say, 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:00.680 this could be your new voice for your petition. 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:02.440 Exactly, okay, because this is a you know, this is 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:04.880 a this is God, this is a fake American accent. Okay, 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:08.640 it's a voiceover guy. You know, Sue the Boss loves 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:10.880 this kind of stuff, doesn't she know? She in fact 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:13.240 that is this is super Boss. She has a special 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:16.280 sound effect in her office, you know, that tannoid system. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:17.840 She just goes quick, put me on out and need 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:18.720 to record another new. 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:23.160 One from at the time. We actually had a sit down, 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:26.240 proper official meeting with Sue and that guy Jamie, and 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:30.080 they told us about the voice like they talked about 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:32.080 this voiceover guy like he was the Babe Ruth of 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:36.240 voiceover guys, like he can do any voice, any voice 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:37.960 you can imagine, he can do it. 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.280 Yeah, And then not just that to say, They were 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:42.400 like going, so you want a Russian guy? And I said, 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:47.360 why would you want? Oh, we're doing putin Monday Monday, 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.760 pick the suburb you want wiped out and we're puting it. 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:56.200 Why would we need a Russian voice? Situation would we 0:17:56.320 --> 0:18:01.200 be in when we acquire that adio show? Anyway, show 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.480 me the money, that's all you've got, yelled down the 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:05.520 phone to keep this guy happy, or he's off to 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:06.280 tripe a m. 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:09.760 Carl A Briner. No, you're listening to the Christian o'conl 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:10.600 show podcast. 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:12.920 We need you help. We have had an angry text 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:16.120 about Midday yesterday sent to I'll give You on his show, 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:19.200 moaning about how the voiceover guy they use on Show 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.000 Me the Money is an American voice and this guy 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:26.240 is saying use an Australian voice. This is Australia. It 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:28.200 can be done. So we don't want to lose a 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:30.560 listener or upset anybody on the eve of of course 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.480 Australia Day. So could you just call in this morning? 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:36.679 We will record you. Maybe we'll give some alternative promos 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:38.880 to sue the boss. I just need you to call 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:42.640 in and go in your own beautiful Australian voice, show 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:44.800 me the Money. That's it. We need to save a 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:48.800 listener otherwise he's going to Triple M and they need them. 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:52.359 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:55.040 Has been a complaint to this fine radio station. This 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:56.680 is what it says, word for word. Why on earth 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.320 would you have American slogans on your radio station. I 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:02.440 mean he must be just contact in Netflix and Stan 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:05.520 about all these American TV shows are showing at the moment, 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:08.359 why on earth would you have American slog cons on 0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:11.840 your radio station. Show me the money. He's talking, of course, 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:15.040 about this big new thing station doing after nine. Show 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:19.920 me the money. We are in Australia. We are Australian. 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:22.120 Say it with an Australian accident. It can be done. 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:25.480 Switching to triple M. And he's missed about triple M 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.000 had a little p in there as well. Jackie said 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:30.359 that the voiceover guy we use, this guy from. 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:33.560 The radio station that brought you cash grab. 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:36.560 Jack described him as the babe Ruth of voiceover guys. 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:39.640 Someone else has complained about that. Oh my god, Jack, 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:42.840 this is also Australia. He's not the babe ruth. He's 0:19:42.880 --> 0:19:49.760 a Don Bradman. We're twenty four hours away from Australia day. 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:52.840 Take it easy, people, we've got to get this wrong. 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:55.640 And look at how quickly we could do twenty four 0:19:55.680 --> 0:19:58.320 hours a day of broadcasting. But we do thirty seconds 0:19:58.359 --> 0:19:59.840 of American accent and you lose all. 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:03.240 That's it. This is the fragile world we find ourselves in. 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:06.159 So at the moment, our friend doesn't like this from the. 0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:09.840 Radio station that brought you cash Man, cash grab God 0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:11.159 one or four points. 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:14.240 Free, show me the money. So all we need to 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:17.000 do this is an easy fix. He's happy, he stays 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:19.639 at locks and loaded on gold. We don't lose a listener. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.320 We just need you to read that line. We can 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:24.920 then cut it together and make a nice shiny Australian 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:27.399 version of the show me the Money promo as we 0:20:27.480 --> 0:20:32.800 call them in the trade. Graham, Okay, Graham. More I 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:35.359 need for you then is just show me the money. Graham. 0:20:35.440 --> 0:20:38.160 Off you go by show me the money. 0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:39.360 That's pretty good. 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:41.239 That's very good. Okay, So I just need that one 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:43.800 more extra line, Grame, this is very good. From the 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:47.840 station that brought you cash Man and cash grabs it 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:50.040 show me the money. Let me just go through that again. 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:55.000 You've got you've got to work for your money in 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:57.240 this game, my friend, tap dance, tap dance. 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:01.679