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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. How
Speaker 2: are you going?
Speaker 3: Can you believe it's near the end of January?
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Speaker 2: It's Winky time, Christian O'Connell Show, Gold, one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 4: And that's why my daughter doesn't joined me to come
Speaker 4: and work on today's show. AnyWho, Good morning Wednesday, It's
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell show here on Gold. Good morning, Patsy morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jackie Boy. Morning guys, and Jackie Boy, how
Speaker 4: are you now? Because you are living a bachelor song,
Speaker 4: wife and little baby boy are away in America for
Speaker 4: a couple of days.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you something disgusting.
Speaker 4: Oh we'll state that laptop is it?
Speaker 5: No, it's in the kitchen. Yankee has been gone four
Speaker 5: days and there's maggots in the Oh.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that come on. I mean all men go
Speaker 4: feral within a out forty eight to seventy two hours,
Speaker 4: but maggots.
Speaker 5: They're discussing. Is there anything more gross than the maggots?
Speaker 4: Have you let it get like that?
Speaker 5: I didn't know we've been doing defecating the scene. We
Speaker 5: have We have just moved house over summer, and I
Speaker 5: didn't realize we were starting composting. So there's this little
Speaker 5: bench for compast and I thought that don't you put
Speaker 5: it under the sink. Well, that's why it's on the bench,
Speaker 5: essentially like bank has bought it. Disgusting and ready to
Speaker 5: put it somewhere else.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could put it somewhere else. I'll wait for
Speaker 4: that lady to come back. Move it there, opening up hand,
Speaker 4: put it in there. It's my supervisor is not here
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 5: I notice, you know, you know when you go through
Speaker 5: life and you notice like a bit of a smell
Speaker 5: but not enough to like, yeah action something you just like,
Speaker 5: but like, so.
Speaker 4: That would be someone like you. Was working at Charne
Speaker 4: Nobyl burning smelling won the main reactor.
Speaker 6: Good enough to call anyone. But it's off, isn't it. Well,
Speaker 6: there's no one to call it. Yesterday I got home
Speaker 6: and it was unavoidable. The smell demanded attention.
Speaker 4: Flying around and sort of hatching.
Speaker 5: They had their little black and then but then some
Speaker 5: of the guys had actually got out. Guys, it was
Speaker 5: disgusting this and I don't start my day with maggot
Speaker 5: chat so I took the compost down the back of
Speaker 5: the house.
Speaker 4: And then came back in a paper of maggots. There's
Speaker 4: like a swarm following.
Speaker 5: I didn't even look in there. I don't want to
Speaker 5: know what because the magazine got out of the box.
Speaker 5: So they were around on the bench jack and so
Speaker 5: I put the compost at the back. So did you, MP,
Speaker 5: I don't want to be I can't today that today
Speaker 5: all I can't. I couldn't at that time i'd seen
Speaker 5: the maggots on the bench. I couldn't look at what
Speaker 5: farm is possibly going on inside the box. But then
Speaker 5: I came back sprayed them all with the martine over
Speaker 5: the next time.
Speaker 4: Minute's ancient orange, and I really.
Speaker 5: Got rid of half account on them. They all died
Speaker 5: and then I'm trying to like scoop them up with
Speaker 5: some paper down, but they're slippery from the moreteen slicking vapor.
Speaker 5: I got the vacuum cleaner out.
Speaker 3: No, no, now, the smells in the vacuum.
Speaker 5: I was gagging trying to just.
Speaker 4: And you invited and then to come around tonight the
Speaker 4: maggot central. I'm not in anything that you've prepared or
Speaker 4: has been there. That kitchen top.
Speaker 5: I think everybody should eat before the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Now time waste extra time. We're looking for office bands.
Speaker 4: Bands you find in the office. But you Sara's got
Speaker 4: some more office facts. Pennits have holes in them to
Speaker 4: prevent suffocation in case you accidentally swallow one. This is
Speaker 4: true at the top of those big pens in that
Speaker 4: little hollow though.
Speaker 5: Here's we chew on the pen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Monday is the most common sick day in all
Speaker 4: of Western countries except this country. Really, really, yeah, what
Speaker 4: other day do you think You're on?
Speaker 5: Friday?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to wrap my rain. Tuesday, really Tuesday. I
Speaker 4: get the Monday. You have two big a weekend, maybe
Speaker 4: overcook it on the on the Saturday in the and
Speaker 4: you're dreading the the dreads are out going about the
Speaker 4: working of the Monday. Tuesday. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, it's cheapskate Tuesday. The movies, you get
Speaker 3: movies high price.
Speaker 5: People are taken a sick get five dollars off them.
Speaker 4: When you just drive around outside village cinemas or gold
Speaker 4: class and there's cues of people pretending to be sick
Speaker 4: who didn't go to work that day, going to see
Speaker 4: the flicks.
Speaker 5: Great theory though, all right, so.
Speaker 4: Office bands, accounting crows, silver pass system of a downsizing.
Speaker 5: Silver pennantwork, gold and.
Speaker 4: Rage against the fax machine us chewing up again fax
Speaker 4: in the name. I could push it over the loan
Speaker 4: by yelling, all right, jackie boy, what have you got? Band?
Speaker 4: You'd find in the office.
Speaker 5: Usually I know, the louder you get, the least.
Speaker 4: Let's call the Sandlers worked around him. He's build career
Speaker 4: out of that.
Speaker 7: What do you mean, dad?
Speaker 5: Office bands? Who's playing an office.
Speaker 4: Fin someone's yelling, someone's someone's.
Speaker 5: Nervous glue fighting. Oh god, it works, Janet Faxon should
Speaker 5: have been louder. I should have been shipping coins. There's
Speaker 5: a great Melbourne band, bluesy band called the Teskey Brothers.
Speaker 5: But when they're playing it office first, the Desky Brothers.
Speaker 4: Long way to get there? Was it worth it for
Speaker 4: the Give it a silver.
Speaker 5: And not UB forty USB forty.
Speaker 4: That's about of gold.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jenny's just emailed. She's got an idea about why Tuesday
Speaker 4: is the most common sick day here in Australia. Where
Speaker 4: is the rest of the world. It's always your classic Monday, Christian.
Speaker 4: I think it's because the most common sit down Australia
Speaker 4: be in Tuesday. The construction industry of course has an
Speaker 4: audio every second Monday. Yeah, it's them and Christian. There's
Speaker 4: enough of the trades around Australia. If they are chucking
Speaker 4: it on a Tuesday, it will become our national sick day. Jenn.
Speaker 4: I think you're actually right that. Of course, the cinema Tuesday.
Speaker 4: It's all those trades. When they do pull that siki,
Speaker 4: they're going to see Tu Tanic together, all right, Tye
Speaker 4: waist eggs the time, we're looking for office vans nine
Speaker 4: inch staplers, Oh no, Fleetwood, iMac silver paper finger silver,
Speaker 4: laptop hoods.
Speaker 5: Silver.
Speaker 4: Andrew I thought it was gone full scap fighters older word.
Speaker 4: He phrased that one frog us some full scap paper.
Speaker 4: Oh silver, the red Heart paper clippers.
Speaker 5: These sounds really good from.
Speaker 4: File Collins Silver, Taylor swivel chair.
Speaker 5: Silver paths. We're getting closer. We're warming up.
Speaker 4: Motley glue gone, David Begbury and summary Eskimo Joe gold.
Speaker 4: There's a ninety five old Eskimo Joe. Eskimo Joe feels
Speaker 4: like a good nickname for someone. We've got Joe works
Speaker 4: here that starts all always at old Deskimo Joe.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: Chris well Done zz Desktop Silver water Coolio gold.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 4: You didn't put your name on that. Whoever you are,
Speaker 4: last three digit you find five hundred well done. You've
Speaker 4: won a chopin the white out stripes, silver plus the
Speaker 4: white board stripes and three cubicles down and it was
Speaker 4: only one pen today two pins oh two. It's a
Speaker 4: low scoring one though.
Speaker 2: Christian Connells Show podcast, we're.
Speaker 4: Moving on from the extra time time waster of office bands. However,
Speaker 4: just Jo and Patsy's headline and that song there, the
Speaker 4: whole raft of that, I think our gold worthy ones
Speaker 4: came through. So just before we move on, Bone in
Speaker 4: the Midnight Oil.
Speaker 5: Oh that's good and he's getting pins on that yes, okay, gold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kenny logging into the computer is gold plus. That's
Speaker 4: my favorite one that last out yesterday's as well. I
Speaker 4: love that one ash flow chart Rider gold and I
Speaker 4: don't maybe you guys get this vice President of the USA.
Speaker 4: So we ask for bands you'd find in the office
Speaker 4: office band, does every office have a VP wandering who
Speaker 4: is the vice president of gold fn Huggy Hugy or
Speaker 4: is he r R Biden And we don't know. All right,
Speaker 4: let's do late to the party late, all right, Lake's
Speaker 4: the party. This is where you can email the show
Speaker 4: about anything we've been talking about. When it suits you,
Speaker 4: you shoot me an email. Nothing we ever talk about
Speaker 4: on the show is ever left completely behind. You can
Speaker 4: pick it up whenever it suits you, might be a
Speaker 4: podcast or just so. It was too busy at the
Speaker 4: time for you to call the show. Christian at Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell dot com dot au is my email. Send me
Speaker 4: a note, Mandy. We were talking about it didn't fit
Speaker 4: when you just under calculated or miscalculated something not fitting.
Speaker 4: This is an amazing story for Mandy.
Speaker 8: Hi Christian, and it's Mandy here from Druan. I was
Speaker 8: eight and a half months pregnant and quite a big belly.
Speaker 8: Two cars in our smallish garage and I always fitted through,
Speaker 8: but I must have parked a bit closer this time.
Speaker 8: Gone to walk through got so wedde I started depending
Speaker 8: and could not move forward or backwards. Had to wait
Speaker 8: for a neighbor to walk past to say help me.
Speaker 8: So they called the fire brigade who came and had
Speaker 8: to hoist up the back of one of the cars,
Speaker 8: pivoted to the side, let me out and then went
Speaker 8: to hospital and I was okay, baby was fine. That
Speaker 8: it was so embarrassing.
Speaker 4: That is an amazing story of Mandy. Mandy, thank you
Speaker 4: very much for that. The rest of the emails and
Speaker 4: people calling the station off the show yesterday all to
Speaker 4: do with the topic which has broke out of left
Speaker 4: field yesterday for days. We were talking yesterday about Perry
Speaker 4: works on the show. It's been to Japan, where they
Speaker 4: used widely used bidets. They have done for decades, right,
Speaker 4: same with a lot of North European countries as well
Speaker 4: as Spain and France. I think they came from. So
Speaker 4: we ask you people, are they that good? And lots
Speaker 4: of people calling insane. They are amazing. It's much better
Speaker 4: than wiping you let water do it. It's clean, it's
Speaker 4: more hygienic. And we heard about ones though, and then
Speaker 4: we heard about one from gay and in one of
Speaker 4: our favorite phone calls we've ever had on the show,
Speaker 4: which is saying something because we've got blessed with amazing
Speaker 4: calls and stories every day. But Gay actually said this
Speaker 4: line about it's the Rolls Royce of toilets is incredible.
Speaker 4: So after I ranked so so as soon as Jack
Speaker 4: and I would do film the walk through yesterday of
Speaker 4: the new home that we're going to be given away
Speaker 4: for the Robber Melbourne Hospital home. Nottery draw which is
Speaker 4: out and bright, which is beautiful. After that called Robert
Speaker 4: Innes and said, can we give away It's called the Toto, right,
Speaker 4: the neo rest. This is the one that the celebrities
Speaker 4: have ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: It's the most expensive toilet you can buy, toilet b
Speaker 5: day set and it has so many folks.
Speaker 4: We're giving it away, Patsy, We're giving it away Friday
Speaker 4: n thanks to Eanes get the e and S feeling
Speaker 4: thanks to Toto. So Jackie Boy tell us a couple
Speaker 4: of facts about the amazing Toto which you can win
Speaker 4: on Friday. This is a gift. It's not so much
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 5: It's for your backside, comfortable rear front and ofating cleansing functions,
Speaker 5: WATO soft light function for nighttime use, so it actually
Speaker 5: illuminates the bowl.
Speaker 4: That's good for you at night, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the love God always misses it not. You don't
Speaker 3: even turn the light on.
Speaker 5: You get up in the morning, christ just peas all
Speaker 5: over the saffron floor. You're guilty.
Speaker 9: I do not.
Speaker 4: I can hit the bowl. I can hit the bowl.
Speaker 4: Speak to my wife. I'm a bowl head.
Speaker 5: Get this ultra smooth ceramic glaze that coats the whole
Speaker 5: toilet bowl. Its microscopic surface ridges are far smaller than
Speaker 5: waste particles, leaving no place for waste to gain a foothold.
Speaker 4: We're giving this away Friday ever since. Less from Eric.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian, Eric from Berrick Cooling. I heard you
Speaker 10: were talking about days this morning, and I will say
Speaker 10: my purchase of my day was a life changer. I
Speaker 10: have a lot of friends that come around and love
Speaker 10: to use the machine, and I can hear them pressing
Speaker 10: away at all the buttons and using all the controls.
Speaker 10: The best four hundred dollars I've ever spent. The best
Speaker 10: example I've been given is a greasy plate. You either
Speaker 10: wipe down a greasy plate with a paper towel, or
Speaker 10: you can wipe it with a paper toel and warm water,
Speaker 10: and you get better results for everyone out there. Get
Speaker 10: it be day today. You will never say nay, Yet every.
Speaker 4: Day today you will never say yay. Didn't need the
Speaker 4: greasy plate.
Speaker 5: And that's a man who's happy with a four hundred
Speaker 5: dollars BI day. Imagine a ten thousand dollars one.
Speaker 4: You'll be calling the show once it's all set up.
Speaker 4: It's all thanks to Ianes. You can win it Friday,
Speaker 4: get the Eanes feeling thanks to Toto.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast GICs.
Speaker 4: Isn't it great being back after our way too long break?
Speaker 4: It's great wee can off back in the show. We're excited.
Speaker 4: It's great hearing the calls and the stories coming through,
Speaker 4: and we're ridly sad about next week. We start to
Speaker 4: give away a billboard every single down the show. More
Speaker 4: about that in the next hour. But one of our
Speaker 4: listeners isn't happy, and if just one of you isn't happy,
Speaker 4: you can't be happy. None of us can be happy.
Speaker 4: None of us can. We've had a threat. So it's
Speaker 4: a darktown radio where someone contacts the station threaten to
Speaker 4: take their valuables to rival, and then they name the rival.
Speaker 4: You know, doesn't happen in relationships? Does it any more?
Speaker 4: This anymore? This, and I'm off to Marie. I don't
Speaker 4: want to go, but I am going to. I'm going to.
Speaker 4: I'm going to. I'm packing up the car right now.
Speaker 4: I'm going to Marie. Let me just read out the message.
Speaker 4: It came to this radio station, ran about lunchtime yesterday,
Speaker 4: killed the music. We all need to leading guys, gather around,
Speaker 4: team produces everybody. Okay, no hello, because when you're angry,
Speaker 4: straight into business. Okay, don't time formalities. Why on earth
Speaker 4: would you have American slogans on your radio station?
Speaker 5: What did we do?
Speaker 4: He's talking about this that you know that show me
Speaker 4: the money, the fake American accent. Why on earth would
Speaker 4: you have American slogans on your radio stations. Quotation marks,
Speaker 4: show me the money, end of quotation marks, double exclamation mark.
Speaker 4: We are in Australia is the word what this says?
Speaker 4: And we are Australians say with an Australian accent. It
Speaker 4: can be done. Switching to triple M. Thing I like
Speaker 4: about this though, in his rage, his little chunky thumbs,
Speaker 4: he's put two p's in triple trip M. It's a
Speaker 4: new one of their new digital stations. I think trip M.
Speaker 5: So he's he emailed the radio session or you directly.
Speaker 4: He must have been doing show me the money. He's
Speaker 4: moaning about this this big thing we're doing. It's showing
Speaker 4: the money. You win money from the radio station that
Speaker 4: brought you so q and this is how Gold do it.
Speaker 4: Fake American accent from the radio station that brought you
Speaker 4: cash Man.
Speaker 11: Cash grab comes a radio competition so easy even Tom
Speaker 11: Cruise can play.
Speaker 4: Put you in.
Speaker 2: Sorry dude, okay, Gold one oh four point threes.
Speaker 4: Show me the money, show you the money, so you
Speaker 4: know what's By the way, Triple M for the last
Speaker 4: three decades been using fake American accents with actually order
Speaker 4: their ideas.
Speaker 5: By the way, I'm worried when this email. Here's the
Speaker 5: breakfast show and here's that there's.
Speaker 4: An English guy on there. We are Australians. It can
Speaker 4: be done, all right, so we don't want to lose.
Speaker 4: Listen now, we don't want someone upset. Okay, so calling
Speaker 4: now Australians or do an impression of an Australian just
Speaker 4: yelling or saying show me the money.
Speaker 5: Right idea. We can even audition it for Huggy. You say,
Speaker 5: this could be your new voice for your petition.
Speaker 4: Exactly, okay, because this is a you know, this is
Speaker 4: a this is God, this is a fake American accent. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's a voiceover guy. You know, Sue the Boss loves
Speaker 4: this kind of stuff, doesn't she know? She in fact
Speaker 4: that is this is super Boss. She has a special
Speaker 4: sound effect in her office, you know, that tannoid system.
Speaker 4: She just goes quick, put me on out and need
Speaker 4: to record another new.
Speaker 5: One from at the time. We actually had a sit down,
Speaker 5: proper official meeting with Sue and that guy Jamie, and
Speaker 5: they told us about the voice like they talked about
Speaker 5: this voiceover guy like he was the Babe Ruth of
Speaker 5: voiceover guys, like he can do any voice, any voice
Speaker 5: you can imagine, he can do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then not just that to say, They were
Speaker 4: like going, so you want a Russian guy? And I said,
Speaker 4: why would you want? Oh, we're doing putin Monday Monday,
Speaker 4: pick the suburb you want wiped out and we're puting it.
Speaker 4: Why would we need a Russian voice? Situation would we
Speaker 4: be in when we acquire that adio show? Anyway, show
Speaker 4: me the money, that's all you've got, yelled down the
Speaker 4: phone to keep this guy happy, or he's off to
Speaker 4: tripe a m.
Speaker 2: Carl A Briner. No, you're listening to the Christian o'conl
Speaker 2: show podcast.
Speaker 4: We need you help. We have had an angry text
Speaker 4: about Midday yesterday sent to I'll give You on his show,
Speaker 4: moaning about how the voiceover guy they use on Show
Speaker 4: Me the Money is an American voice and this guy
Speaker 4: is saying use an Australian voice. This is Australia. It
Speaker 4: can be done. So we don't want to lose a
Speaker 4: listener or upset anybody on the eve of of course
Speaker 4: Australia Day. So could you just call in this morning?
Speaker 4: We will record you. Maybe we'll give some alternative promos
Speaker 4: to sue the boss. I just need you to call
Speaker 4: in and go in your own beautiful Australian voice, show
Speaker 4: me the Money. That's it. We need to save a
Speaker 4: listener otherwise he's going to Triple M and they need them.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Has been a complaint to this fine radio station. This
Speaker 4: is what it says, word for word. Why on earth
Speaker 4: would you have American slogans on your radio station. I
Speaker 4: mean he must be just contact in Netflix and Stan
Speaker 4: about all these American TV shows are showing at the moment,
Speaker 4: why on earth would you have American slog cons on
Speaker 4: your radio station. Show me the money. He's talking, of course,
Speaker 4: about this big new thing station doing after nine. Show
Speaker 4: me the money. We are in Australia. We are Australian.
Speaker 4: Say it with an Australian accident. It can be done.
Speaker 4: Switching to triple M. And he's missed about triple M
Speaker 4: had a little p in there as well. Jackie said
Speaker 4: that the voiceover guy we use, this guy from.
Speaker 11: The radio station that brought you cash grab.
Speaker 4: Jack described him as the babe Ruth of voiceover guys.
Speaker 4: Someone else has complained about that. Oh my god, Jack,
Speaker 4: this is also Australia. He's not the babe ruth. He's
Speaker 4: a Don Bradman. We're twenty four hours away from Australia day.
Speaker 4: Take it easy, people, we've got to get this wrong.
Speaker 5: And look at how quickly we could do twenty four
Speaker 5: hours a day of broadcasting. But we do thirty seconds
Speaker 5: of American accent and you lose all.
Speaker 4: That's it. This is the fragile world we find ourselves in.
Speaker 4: So at the moment, our friend doesn't like this from the.
Speaker 11: Radio station that brought you cash Man, cash grab God
Speaker 11: one or four points.
Speaker 4: Free, show me the money. So all we need to
Speaker 4: do this is an easy fix. He's happy, he stays
Speaker 4: at locks and loaded on gold. We don't lose a listener.
Speaker 4: We just need you to read that line. We can
Speaker 4: then cut it together and make a nice shiny Australian
Speaker 4: version of the show me the Money promo as we
Speaker 4: call them in the trade. Graham, Okay, Graham. More I
Speaker 4: need for you then is just show me the money. Graham.
Speaker 12: Off you go by show me the money.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: That's very good. Okay, So I just need that one
Speaker 4: more extra line, Grame, this is very good. From the
Speaker 4: station that brought you cash Man and cash grabs it
Speaker 4: show me the money. Let me just go through that again.
Speaker 4: You've got you've got to work for your money in
Speaker 4: this game, my friend, tap dance, tap dance.
Speaker 12: We can't remember things, so I'll.
Speaker 4: Break it down for you. So first of all, just say,
Speaker 4: from the station that brought you.
Speaker 12: From the space and that brought you cash.
Speaker 4: Man cash Grabs, I can't even remember that.
Speaker 13: Maybe I should become American.
Speaker 4: And cash Grass what's more? Please within and cash craps.
Speaker 4: It's show me the money.
Speaker 14: It's show me the money.
Speaker 4: Mary, I am the truck driver. I see. I'm going
Speaker 4: to be your agent, big future voice over work. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's very good, Graham. Let's try now, Sharon. Come on, Sharon, Hi,
Speaker 4: how are you going? I'm good, Sharon? Okay, could you
Speaker 4: be the new voice of show Me the Money? So
Speaker 4: just first of all, we Sharon, let's hear your first
Speaker 4: read of show.
Speaker 15: Me the money, Show me the money.
Speaker 4: Okay, Now what are we going to do? Is I reckon?
Speaker 4: You're about sort of about forty percent of the moment.
Speaker 4: If we take that to one hundred and ten percent,
Speaker 4: what would that sound like? So now show me the money,
Speaker 4: show me the money. Okay, how about now we do
Speaker 4: show me way to be and then go money. So
Speaker 4: go show me the money, Show me the money. More pause,
Speaker 4: more pause, show me the money, show me the money.
Speaker 4: This is okay, all right, So let's not break it
Speaker 4: down from the station that brought you, from the station
Speaker 4: that brought you cash Man, cash Man and cash grabs
Speaker 4: and cash grab. It showed me the money.
Speaker 15: It show me the money.
Speaker 4: Smash it So good. Voice of someone's going to be
Speaker 4: out of work. Thank you very much, Sharon and let's
Speaker 4: go to Baden good. Here are we? Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 9: This is it.
Speaker 4: This is a proper Australian accent. Lovely to hear that. Okay,
Speaker 4: so how would you say show me the money?
Speaker 14: Well, first of all, I'll tell you I go one
Speaker 14: A four three, show me the money, and I want
Speaker 14: to get it back to me.
Speaker 4: I love that little bit of artistic adjustment. You got
Speaker 4: more and loadsmall.
Speaker 14: You know we really want the money, don't we?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, it is getting more afraid. I think we got
Speaker 5: more emphasis.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so we could just focus at the moment.
Speaker 4: There's so much energy here. I want to focus it
Speaker 4: like a laser at the moment. We can cut through
Speaker 4: rock with that voice. So paid you say, show me
Speaker 4: the money.
Speaker 12: Show me that money getting better.
Speaker 4: That's it. I love the branding and the eye get
Speaker 4: this is technically very good. From the station that brought you,
Speaker 4: from the station they brought you, cash man and cash
Speaker 4: grab the money. I wanted to be. It's so good,
Speaker 4: you old rascal. Yeah, absolutely all right. We'll let you
Speaker 4: go for that pain and I think that's all we're
Speaker 4: going to get out the truth. It's there with that
Speaker 4: little squeeze what final one?
Speaker 5: Is this what you expected?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 4: He's laughing right now, said the boss. This is why
Speaker 4: we use American pros. Steve. Yeah, Steve, you've got a
Speaker 4: load of money to give away. You're gonna yell show
Speaker 4: me the money.
Speaker 16: Yep, show me the money.
Speaker 4: Very good, Steve. From the station that brought you.
Speaker 9: From the station that brought you.
Speaker 4: Cash Man, cash grabs. That's sorry, I've got in the
Speaker 4: way there and cash grabs your time.
Speaker 14: And show me the money.
Speaker 2: Well not everybody the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: You make a great voice over guy, Yes, Russell Crowe,
Speaker 4: that voice he's got, He's got such an amazing voice.
Speaker 4: Chances of him being available to do radio promos for
Speaker 4: Gold very very slim.
Speaker 5: Did you I ever end up watching the rest of
Speaker 5: that Russell Crowe movie last year? What was it about
Speaker 5: poker Face Face? Poker Face one of the best movies
Speaker 5: of last Somebody told me that in an interview he
Speaker 5: apologized for making poker Face.
Speaker 4: He need have bothered. It's an amazing movie. And I,
Speaker 4: for one, thank Russell Croche for being in that movie
Speaker 4: because I wanted to be the show's new voiceover guy
Speaker 4: for twenty twenty three. Even if he did only like
Speaker 4: two sessions a year, it would be amazing. Again we ask,
Speaker 4: We can only ask all right, starting next Monday on
Speaker 4: the show something new for you, guys, really excited about this.
Speaker 4: We're giving away every single morning next week and the
Speaker 4: week after as well, and we can even do a
Speaker 4: couple of times during the show. Within ten minutes, you
Speaker 4: come up with a phraser, slogan, a question, anything you
Speaker 4: want to put on a billboard and we can put
Speaker 4: it up within ten to fifteen minutes on ninety six
Speaker 4: digital billboards all over Melbourne. That is the power that
Speaker 4: we have. In the studio Jack slaptop, we type out
Speaker 4: the message with you once he clicks send. Within ten
Speaker 4: or fifteen minutes, they were all changed to ninety six
Speaker 4: different billboards. These are bus shelters as well, and bus
Speaker 4: stops as well. They all change to ninety six of
Speaker 4: them all over major arterial as we call them as well,
Speaker 4: arterial roots in and out of around Melbourne as well.
Speaker 4: Your one message, whichever it is, got a great email
Speaker 4: overnight actually about someone who wants this next week. This
Speaker 4: is it, Christian, I need a billboard. All it would
Speaker 4: say is urgently needed goalkeeper for under fourteen's girls at
Speaker 4: mill Park, sc Christian. It is harder to find than
Speaker 4: you call it. Yesterday looking for a black imparlor for
Speaker 4: its daughters. So you can do anything, sell, buy whatever
Speaker 4: you want up there. Okay, there was a lady yesterday, Jenny,
Speaker 4: that wants to look for a forty five year old
Speaker 4: to fifty five year old bearded boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Yes, are we putting them together, by the way, so
Speaker 5: that they.
Speaker 4: Can reverge her to maybe do the advert in the
Speaker 4: next two weeks, because then she's got options.
Speaker 5: Then she's got a selection.
Speaker 11: You're right.
Speaker 4: It's like they'vebout the Bachelor, but just full of bearded men.
Speaker 4: The beard Schiller good sixteen. They did men go into
Speaker 4: the house, only one will leave with Jennifer. So yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what we're doing next week. The power. Yesterday we
Speaker 4: had a great call saying that they wanted to use
Speaker 4: the billboards for this.
Speaker 9: I'm sending my message stairly and squarely to Peter's ice Cream.
Speaker 9: I want to bring back the.
Speaker 4: Wink icy pole, all right, So she was very passionate. Okay, Patsy,
Speaker 4: do you remember this a little bit before your time?
Speaker 3: Do I remember we were just talking about the Winks
Speaker 3: ice cream No, I was thinking that yesterday. I don't
Speaker 3: recall the Winks. I remember the Hearts ice creams, but
Speaker 3: I don't remember the Winks. I think it was a bit.
Speaker 5: This is a telltale sign of someone who got caught
Speaker 5: not listening. Maybe too much description.
Speaker 4: Remember what an ungreat way to style out of it?
Speaker 4: I was just thinking about yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday.
Speaker 3: I don't remember winks.
Speaker 6: No, I do not.
Speaker 5: Okay, I actually read about winks. They're like a paddle pop,
Speaker 5: but Peter made them. They were actually before the paeddal Pop,
Speaker 5: and Streets made paddle pop to compete with the wink.
Speaker 4: And so what is the wink? What was the wink?
Speaker 4: Is it a caramel based?
Speaker 5: It's chocolate and caramel ice cream sounds to it together
Speaker 5: with smooth fudge.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that sounds great. Does anyone remember these?
Speaker 4: Should we start a campaign to bring them back? Oh?
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Do you remember Wink ice creams? Nine four one four
Speaker 4: one O four three Rose, Good morning, Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 4: Good morning Rose. Thank you very much for calling the show.
Speaker 4: So do you remember wink ice creams?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 17: I used to get one every day on moll I
Speaker 17: hang from school. And then when I got married Palm,
Speaker 17: I was telling my husband about him, and he remembered
Speaker 17: them and we wanted to get one, and then we
Speaker 17: found out there was none.
Speaker 4: It stopped them. Yes, so, Rose, do you think we
Speaker 4: need to try and get them brought back?
Speaker 17: Oh? Yes, very much so.
Speaker 4: So how many years ago was it you think you
Speaker 4: last had one?
Speaker 17: Well I was married for forty years, so.
Speaker 1: That been all right.
Speaker 4: Rose. Thank you very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 4: We'll see what we can do.
Speaker 17: Oh that would be great. I could take one down
Speaker 17: and give it to him at the cemetery.
Speaker 4: Rose, you're breaking our hearts. Well beautiful, yep, happened. Okay, Rose,
Speaker 4: I hope you well. Thank you very much for giving
Speaker 4: us a call. Thank you, Bobby and Kayleen. Good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning. Here are you going? I'm good. So do
Speaker 4: you remember wink ice creams like Roses?
Speaker 16: Definitely? I remember them fondly. I used to get tongues
Speaker 16: lighters quite a lot as a kids, and they were
Speaker 16: always in the trees are at home, and that was
Speaker 16: in the seventies and then by the eighties early eighties
Speaker 16: you couldn't get him anymore.
Speaker 5: And what do you remember of him? Was it like
Speaker 5: a paddle part?
Speaker 16: No, nothing like a petal pop. I don't like pettle pop.
Speaker 16: I don't know. They were just a really creamy chocolate
Speaker 16: and they were actually like a brand and pink color.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the photos, that's what they look at. It's strange
Speaker 4: looking things.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 16: Oh no, they were beautiful. They were really creamy and yeah,
Speaker 16: devastated when they took them off the market.
Speaker 4: Ah, Katie, thank you very much you call. We've got
Speaker 4: another corner on though now Patricia from well werribee h.
Speaker 3: Do I remember what?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We've got an amazing day ahead of us to our
Speaker 4: my family, my eighteen year old daughter Ruby. It's a
Speaker 4: citizenship ceremony tomorrow morning at the local town hall. We
Speaker 4: cannot wait the family. It's an amazing as we head
Speaker 4: into May this year, five years since we moved to Australia,
Speaker 4: having Ruby before she leaves home to go to unit.
Speaker 4: It's incredible.
Speaker 5: Do you all dressing up for you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We are. It's amazing. Actually, I've even got my
Speaker 4: mom and dad because you can watch online from you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they can watch online my dad and mum and getting
Speaker 4: up on the early hours to watch from the other
Speaker 4: side of our back in the UK. It's an amazing thing.
Speaker 4: So and Jack's done a really nice thing tonight because
Speaker 4: obviously we're off observing the National Day tomorrow. So you're
Speaker 4: you're hosting this running yours tonight.
Speaker 5: Yes, And it started with excitement yesterday we were talking
Speaker 5: because I played poker on Saturday night. I was telling
Speaker 5: you guys about how fun it was. We played for
Speaker 5: eight hours. My friend's got the proper table, he's got
Speaker 5: the cards, he's got the chips. So I said, you
Speaker 5: know what, what did you all come around and play poker.
Speaker 4: At my day? Nice team bonding thing. We're all back
Speaker 4: together off the big Christmas and New Year break.
Speaker 5: Everyone's excited. Yeah yeah, oh my god, we'd love to
Speaker 5: do that. So I put get home, put an official
Speaker 5: group chat out. And this always happens on group chats,
Speaker 5: people disrespect them.
Speaker 4: I said, so this is on WhatsApp.
Speaker 5: This is on WhatsApp. Hey guys, we're locked in for
Speaker 5: poker night tomorrow night at six pm. Who's coming, Who's coming?
Speaker 4: Right? Right? Right? Supply I did say that I was coming.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I told you Monday, Yeah, I'm coming looking forward to it.
Speaker 7: Jack invited us after the show in person, when you
Speaker 7: already organized. He said, yeah, come bring your partners, It'll
Speaker 7: be so much fun. So we all agreed. Then we
Speaker 7: all patted Jack on the back. Thank you so much,
Speaker 7: La La. You know, we need to keep Jack happy
Speaker 7: for this, and he's doing something great, and so we're
Speaker 7: saying thank you, you know, doing the right thing.
Speaker 4: This is non team bonding already. I mean, how is
Speaker 4: it going to be to our person now with losing
Speaker 4: money and there's alcohol, part sex. I just hate the
Speaker 4: fact that no, no, no, hes got the floor.
Speaker 7: What's that message? Wasn't a come over to my house.
Speaker 7: It was a message to tell us all that all
Speaker 7: our partners had been uninvited. So what does he wanted
Speaker 7: to He want us to pat you on the back
Speaker 7: for that.
Speaker 4: But that was just so much.
Speaker 5: That was just a bit of fine print. As I said, guys,
Speaker 5: not reading the seas. This is what I remember of it. Guys,
Speaker 5: we're on for poker at six pm. The poker table
Speaker 5: only really fits about eight people.
Speaker 4: So to bring reality shows Poker Island.
Speaker 5: So realistically to have everybody's partners there, it's going to
Speaker 5: be too squishy, So why don't we just keep it
Speaker 5: as the core team. That's what it started.
Speaker 4: Did use the phrase to squishy, so just.
Speaker 5: To know fine print, partners are no longer welcome.
Speaker 4: Nice for everyone house. Yeah, the ripples of that. So
Speaker 4: then uninvite and how the other halfsh you can't come?
Speaker 4: Jack hates you?
Speaker 7: So response did you expect from us after that? I
Speaker 7: thank you so much. We'll now go tell our partners
Speaker 7: that they can't come.
Speaker 4: Now, I believe here now. The tone of it was,
Speaker 4: that's always with Jack. There's a little bit befuddled and confused. However,
Speaker 4: an r s v P is required. Yes, something you're writing,
Speaker 4: you have this.
Speaker 3: That's courtesy.
Speaker 5: It is at the moment that message is sitting in
Speaker 5: the group chat. Nobody at the moment, it's just Jack
Speaker 5: and I paying poker. Very rich Jack.
Speaker 7: Three weeks ago I invited to you and the whole
Speaker 7: team to my thirtieth on Saturday. Still yet to see
Speaker 7: an r s v P from Jack the rest of
Speaker 7: the team.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, I rs That's what I'm saying. Everyone else
Speaker 5: in the team is rs VP. Jack.
Speaker 7: No response on Facebook, no response on WhatsApp, really, I
Speaker 7: actually honestly missed that. You know, all you did was
Speaker 7: I got a thumbs up emoji. So you have seen it,
Speaker 7: but you have not.
Speaker 4: Seen it either. I've not seen it. To be found,
Speaker 4: I've not seen that.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying double standards. Maybe hold yourself to the
Speaker 5: same stingy but you're holding.
Speaker 4: Okay, we've we've only in backs seven made it's show seven.
Speaker 5: The saddest part about all this is.
Speaker 4: Can I make a scrapped the pokon? Hell? He does
Speaker 4: not need to lose money and sort of out fox
Speaker 4: each other and add alcohol.
Speaker 5: I already pushed the dining table against the wall, set
Speaker 5: up the poker table.
Speaker 3: And the maggots of been cleaned up.
Speaker 4: If anyone to the people are thinking about coming tonight,
Speaker 4: for God's say, eat before you come. My family can't
Speaker 4: reminded around a year and a half ago, fateful Christmas
Speaker 4: we got there. There's no food there, right, I've got
Speaker 4: hungry teenagers. Okay, And he's like, I thought, we didn't
Speaker 4: make the pasta together. It's got a passive machine out.
Speaker 4: We're not going to work in Nona's museum.
Speaker 5: I thought it would be fun for your daughter when
Speaker 5: there may be five and the teenagers are hungry and
Speaker 5: eat feeding. We make the dough.
Speaker 4: We made the dough. They made it for five minutes,
Speaker 4: so then obviously they got bored and went back to
Speaker 4: their phones. And Jack's like, okay, your daughters, they don't
Speaker 4: want to do it for longer and they want to
Speaker 4: eat now. Ten o'clock we ate Patsha. Ten o'clock, we
Speaker 4: ate right the way home, way home. At eleven o'clock
Speaker 4: we're a Macca's drive through in the corner from Go Bo.
Speaker 4: I'm not exaggerating, So eat everyone before you come tonight.
Speaker 5: You got to make You've got to make the dough
Speaker 5: and then let it sit. That's the problem.
Speaker 4: You don't like me around and start chopping up that iceberg.
Speaker 4: Who is come.
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Sorry, I might go. This is a nightmare walking.
Speaker 5: This is team building.
Speaker 4: Husual energy on this. Once we get team building, this
Speaker 4: is one of the worst arguments we've had on it.
Speaker 5: You've got to break it down to build it back up.
Speaker 5: We're at our lowest point right now.
Speaker 4: We come back.
Speaker 5: We need the poker night to save the team.
Speaker 4: We need it.
Speaker 5: Everybody's coming, non negotiable.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian Kyle's show.
Speaker 4: Podcast, Patsy, you honestly have done the right thing. Not
Speaker 4: coming on tonight. I'm actually nervous about the repercussions of
Speaker 4: the team because people people aren't going to do well.
Speaker 4: We're playing what are we playing?
Speaker 5: Poker? Texas? Hold them. I'll explain the rules because I
Speaker 5: know there are some beginners coming, so I'll do an introduction,
Speaker 5: put a list of what hands beat what hands on
Speaker 5: the wall. But it's really not about winning.
Speaker 4: A list of what hands. But who's gonna be Do.
Speaker 3: You say it's not about winning all losing. You're the
Speaker 3: worst poorest loser.
Speaker 4: Is this what I'm worried about? His house as well?
Speaker 5: I'm a great loser.
Speaker 4: No, you're not. You have to almost host an entire
Speaker 4: tenpin bowlder nights. You could find someone to a listener
Speaker 4: to beat.
Speaker 5: What happened to that? By the way, you pulled the
Speaker 5: pin because your.
Speaker 4: Wife beat you again over Christmas? I said, you still
Speaker 4: want to do it at my house?
Speaker 5: That, guys, tonight is not about I just want to
Speaker 5: make this clear. It's not about winning a losing. It's
Speaker 5: about getting in a room altogether with the team. We
Speaker 5: all have fun. We have a couple of drinks. We
Speaker 5: have share stories, fast forward.
Speaker 4: This is like something out of mass. That table has
Speaker 4: been flipped over at half time by Jack.
Speaker 5: If you got at my house, this is what I'm
Speaker 5: worried about. If you guys all bring this energy like
Speaker 5: you brought this energy.
Speaker 4: You're the energy bringer. I'm the energy healer. I'm turning
Speaker 4: up with some sage to actually cleansed that place. Smudging.
Speaker 4: We called it, to get the juju out. Okay, right,
Speaker 4: lines are open now. Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three. Weakest claim to fame is bat. When we
Speaker 4: ask you every single Wednesday, what is the weakest claim
Speaker 4: to fame you have? Remember, no claim to fame is
Speaker 4: ever two week.
Speaker 2: For this The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, and we're back
Speaker 2: into this business like show business.
Speaker 18: I met Princess Margaret, actually served her cucumber sandwiches.
Speaker 1: I owned by piercens with the smith.
Speaker 2: My don't had a car accident with Rick Springfield.
Speaker 15: I had a night out with the man who invented dictionary.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to face dominy.
Speaker 4: Great calls on this. Never know who we're going to
Speaker 4: call to call, what story we're going to get and
Speaker 4: we claim to fame. We're going to hear nine four
Speaker 4: one for one oh four three joining this morning. Then
Speaker 4: just tell us about your weakest claim to fame. First
Speaker 4: this saning we have Janine.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Jeanine, good morning team.
Speaker 5: How are we all?
Speaker 4: Good team? Here's goodie you well.
Speaker 18: I'm very well, thank you. This is about my fourth
Speaker 18: time through in the last couple of months.
Speaker 9: I'm very excited.
Speaker 4: Why you get a little gold badge, a loyalty card, five,
Speaker 4: a free coffee.
Speaker 5: I mean, we were away for six weeks. Who are
Speaker 5: you talking to?
Speaker 8: Anyway?
Speaker 18: My week has came to fames. I only found this
Speaker 18: out last night. I've been cutting this man's hairs for
Speaker 18: quite a few times, well for twenty years anyway. I
Speaker 18: am the barber of the ex pool man for John
Speaker 18: Farmon and Lindsay Fox.
Speaker 4: And you had no idea all that time, no no idea.
Speaker 18: We've been cutting his hair for about twenty years. It's
Speaker 18: become a very good friend. Yeah and yeah, he's basically
Speaker 18: the pool builder to the staff.
Speaker 4: By the way, who's a fellow in the background. Oh
Speaker 4: that's my husband, all right, who's that?
Speaker 18: That's my husbands.
Speaker 2: That's barber Bill gotcha okay, a good front of your
Speaker 2: house in the morning.
Speaker 15: In the background, yeah, well he's a bit of a parrot.
Speaker 16: But anyway, Cracker.
Speaker 4: In the on the radio. That's a little podcast we've
Speaker 4: got going on down the line. And now listen, Jane
Speaker 4: tell me this. So how did you find this out?
Speaker 4: He's coming in for his customing trim shot back inside.
Speaker 4: So I've been anyway nice on holidays and then he says, well,
Speaker 4: actually I have a bit bit busy at John Farnon's pool.
Speaker 18: I tell you, I'm actually I'm going to put you
Speaker 18: into my house, all.
Speaker 4: Right, money guys, yeah, live wire.
Speaker 13: Well, he was telling us his story while he was
Speaker 13: in the chair about how he had to go on
Speaker 13: program John Farm's plant equipment, all his pool equipment, and
Speaker 13: John Farm was standing over and watching it.
Speaker 12: And he doesn't like this, you know, the trades me
Speaker 12: because it makes him nervous.
Speaker 4: Sure, he's just like, he don't he doesn't trust him.
Speaker 4: He knows what the chloring level needs to be.
Speaker 13: Well, maybe fans he was trying to work it out
Speaker 13: so he could save a couple of bob and eliminate
Speaker 13: the pull man.
Speaker 5: It looks easy enough.
Speaker 4: To be a movie, eliminate the pull man, and then.
Speaker 12: We're thinking his brain's going, well, what's this and what's that?
Speaker 12: So my my client to him and says, you're the voice.
Speaker 12: You try and understand and make if I had a
Speaker 12: big dollar for it.
Speaker 13: Every time someone said that to me, it was really
Speaker 13: funny with his and then wanted to adopt him at
Speaker 13: one stage.
Speaker 4: To be all right, we listened. It's been lovely having
Speaker 4: the Janine show and what's your name sir Bill? Bill?
Speaker 4: Lovely to have you both on. Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: cool on the show, take.
Speaker 12: Care, great job, thanks for the entertainment.
Speaker 4: Bless you, thank you for the entertainment just giving us
Speaker 4: as well. And one two double acts on the line
Speaker 4: there and play a.
Speaker 2: Soul now The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: If you ever wondered what happened to Abbott and Costella,
Speaker 4: you just heard them powerful scenes. You're the voice, try
Speaker 4: and understand it. It's very funny what.
Speaker 5: That had a whiff of as the husband didn't have
Speaker 5: the guts or bravery to call into the show.
Speaker 4: But once his wife is gone, here you get them go,
Speaker 4: you warm them up on them. They again they bring
Speaker 4: on the main event. And now for the main event
Speaker 4: of the evening, my husband Bill, Bill. All right, so
Speaker 4: we're looking for your weakest claim to fame on nine
Speaker 4: four one four one O four three Mitch Christian, Mitch,
Speaker 4: welcome to the show. What's your weakest claim to fame? Mate?
Speaker 14: My weakest claim to say, mate is the bass player.
Speaker 14: I don't know if you know the band Jet, very
Speaker 14: great better the band Jet came to my brother's wedding.
Speaker 4: Boom there it is might drop. Yeah, we're from Dingley
Speaker 4: Finish where we were a couple of months ago, toward
Speaker 4: the end of last year. He was su the WORKO.
Speaker 4: That's right. Did you go over and say hi?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 14: I was a bit younger at this stage. My brother's
Speaker 14: a bit older than me. But I went over and
Speaker 14: got an autograph on a apkid.
Speaker 4: And how come the basse player from Jet was at
Speaker 4: the winding They went to school together? Gotcha? All right?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Mitch. Let's go to Fiona.
Speaker 15: Hi, Christian, how are you going?
Speaker 4: Oh good Fiona? What is your weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 15: My weakest claim to fame is I met Woody Harrelson
Speaker 15: in a Blockbuster video store.
Speaker 4: What else? And again where else.
Speaker 15: In Melbourne in Doncaster, Doncaster?
Speaker 4: What was Woodo Howison doing there?
Speaker 15: He's got friends that live in the area and he
Speaker 15: was on holiday. He was holidaying in Australia and gives
Speaker 15: being friends and yeah, Friday nights are at Blockbuster Video
Speaker 15: like everyone else does in the nineties.
Speaker 4: Can you remember, like what he was looking at to
Speaker 4: try and get out?
Speaker 15: He was in the actions and he had a Bruce
Speaker 15: Willis's video in his hands.
Speaker 4: A bold guy. It's a bold guy.
Speaker 5: Looks a bit like me in the nineties. Woud he Harrelson?
Speaker 5: I mean he's huge now Indecent proposal.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was two years after Indecent Proposal and I
Speaker 15: went all fan girl on him and my biggest question
Speaker 15: to him was what was to me?
Speaker 4: More like, well, what did would he say?
Speaker 15: He laughed and he said no, she was really lovely,
Speaker 15: really easy to work with that. I think he was
Speaker 15: a bit disappointed we weren't more interested in him.
Speaker 4: You know, we're looking for facts about suburbs, and well
Speaker 4: we haven't heard this one about he's got friends friends,
Speaker 4: this is amazing putting coaster on the map.
Speaker 15: And they left Blockbuster Video. We did follow them to
Speaker 15: the house what. We kept driving because we were too
Speaker 15: scared to do anything about it.
Speaker 4: And so what happened when he got to the place
Speaker 4: where it was going? Did you carry on? Did you
Speaker 4: park across the road like you're tailing him?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 15: No, we just we kept driving. We're like, oh, I try,
Speaker 15: that's where they are, and kept driving.
Speaker 4: But you know, do you think he knew?
Speaker 15: Do you think they knew?
Speaker 4: And turn the lights off?
Speaker 5: Muster, They're going to try and watch Boris Willis through
Speaker 5: the window.
Speaker 4: Hutton Hawks Suckers, Ah, Fiona, this is a great one.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 2: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast see coming Monday.
Speaker 4: Something new for us, something new for you guys. The
Speaker 4: power that we now have, it's amazing. We can be
Speaker 4: giving away billboards for the next two weeks, so you
Speaker 4: really can have whatever you want on your billboard. Whant
Speaker 4: to say your billboard. It's not just one each day,
Speaker 4: and we have the power to change ninety seven billboards
Speaker 4: live during the show, so you could be calling us
Speaker 4: say I really need to do it. In the next
Speaker 4: half an hour. I need to get this measure to somebody.
Speaker 4: I know they're going to be on the op in
Speaker 4: the next twenty minutes, we can change the billboards on
Speaker 4: an opeon and across ninety seven other billboards, all live
Speaker 4: during the breakfast show within about ten minutes, just from
Speaker 4: Jack's computer. We actually, I actually can't believe that they've
Speaker 4: given us the power and the responsibility.
Speaker 5: I got this, I got the link sent to me yesterday.
Speaker 5: It felt like too much power. Opened it up. It's like,
Speaker 5: enter your message here and it hits sen.
Speaker 4: How many shows before we get our first typo? That's
Speaker 4: what I was thinking, because you know what it's like
Speaker 4: with emails and that you reread it. You're a bit
Speaker 4: tired in the morning. It's it's a high pressure job,
Speaker 4: yours more than anybody's next week. You've got to reread
Speaker 4: it a couple of times, click send, and then that's it.
Speaker 4: The next thing, you know, within tim minutes is up
Speaker 4: all over Melbourne and these big billboards.
Speaker 5: So should I type it then get you to proof reading?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need a proof rate.
Speaker 4: I think we need three because actually probably the best
Speaker 4: proof of it it will be Patsy because she's done
Speaker 4: how many millions of bulletins You've.
Speaker 3: Actually proved too many to count?
Speaker 5: Trillions?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, oh, anyway, so it lasts Monday. A big
Speaker 4: question is what do you want on your billboard? What
Speaker 4: do you want to say? Christiana Team Me and my
Speaker 4: lovely partner, Emma. I'm getting married on the tenth of February,
Speaker 4: which is going to be right in the middle of
Speaker 4: when you're doing your big thing on a P and
Speaker 4: O cruise. There are forty people that are attending our wedding.
Speaker 4: Ninety five percent of the guests are traveling up the Monash.
Speaker 4: I know where along the Monosh to get on the
Speaker 4: boat at midday for the wedding to be held in
Speaker 4: doc on the boat, and then we leave for a
Speaker 4: three day cruise, which is an eighties theme. Emma, being
Speaker 4: the fantastic, kind hearted person she has, has organized everything.
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to do is to use the billboards
Speaker 4: to at least do something along the Monash wherever possible.
Speaker 4: As we approach Intodos, where the boat will leave, I
Speaker 4: just want to thank over all our hard work with
Speaker 4: the following message, this is lovely. I love you, Emma Lee,
Speaker 4: and I'm looking forward to becoming your husband today. That's love.
Speaker 4: Oh go.
Speaker 5: Wait hey, sorry, I go to distracted because are they
Speaker 5: inviting people to a wedding on a boat, and then
Speaker 5: they take the whole wedding party on a three.
Speaker 4: Days hopefully not No, I'm thinking they get off.
Speaker 3: No, oh, I'd love to do a three day eighties crew?
Speaker 4: Is that a be awesome? It'd be great. But with
Speaker 4: everyone seeing, you know, all the rallies and yeah, I
Speaker 4: already get dinner again. Yeah, that's the same table, that
Speaker 4: same story.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that afternoon wedding is enough for me to go, oh,
Speaker 5: we got such and such?
Speaker 4: Can we when can we go? How many couples have that?
Speaker 4: No matter how good the wedding is, the west wedding
Speaker 4: will ever go to is your own one? After that?
Speaker 4: It's a it's a sliding scale, and you all couples
Speaker 4: do that? Do you think we can leave? They're not
Speaker 4: on the they don't stay on the boat. I think
Speaker 4: they get back over. They get back out of town
Speaker 4: and get back on that old monash. Ninety percent of
Speaker 4: you off, you go?
Speaker 5: So who's left on the boat. Yeah, and then other
Speaker 5: people and strangers.
Speaker 4: Well not strangers there paying customers, megabonds off the stage,
Speaker 4: hide the whole p and O cruise and some thirteen
Speaker 4: story honeymoon.
Speaker 5: But So are all the guests of the crews watching
Speaker 5: the wedding or do they know about the wedding or
Speaker 5: they come after the.
Speaker 3: Way they know because they know to get on the
Speaker 3: road on the monash the arterial to get to station
Speaker 3: peer to the boat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm talking about the strangers.
Speaker 4: Listen, we can't have this next week. We're up against time.
Speaker 4: All right, you're mister type right over there. I can't
Speaker 4: have you pulling apart the whole origin story. This is
Speaker 4: a reminder to me, actually that commuter.
Speaker 5: Do you think they're feeling, it's actually good to plush
Speaker 5: this out of the system, out and be game ready.
Speaker 4: Monday Ready, Monday morning, Jackie moy and every morning, not
Speaker 4: just Monday. Maybe I'm going to get some billboards from
Speaker 4: your new home all the way into the station of
Speaker 4: Monday came ready, Jackie boys. All right, here are some
Speaker 4: of the ideas you've been calling in with so far.
Speaker 4: But what you want on your billboard next.
Speaker 16: Week, I'd actually love to have welcome back Tom Love Mum.
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Speaker 10: For the single men of Melbourne.
Speaker 7: Stop posting photos of yourself on dating apps that were
Speaker 7: taking ten to twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: At the risk of unraving you again. You know the
Speaker 4: message I just read out about possible billboard next week.
Speaker 4: Yes from the husband to be Kevin for his wife
Speaker 4: to be Emma, guests coming down the Monash wants us
Speaker 4: to change the billboard. Guests are all going on this
Speaker 4: cruise Pino Cruise. Wedding takes place while they're docked yep.
Speaker 5: And then we weren't sure if the guests get off
Speaker 5: and the couple go on the cruise or if all
Speaker 5: guests everybody going to the wedding goes on the cruise.
Speaker 4: Great recap, by the way, that's very good. Kevin heard
Speaker 4: all this, Okay, not bright to beat groom to be
Speaker 4: Just how do you guys and jack Joanna understand what
Speaker 4: was going on the wedding guys and ants Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: Yes or the wedding parties stay on the boat for
Speaker 4: the cruise for the three days. Then me and Emmus
Speaker 4: stay on the boat for a second cruise to South
Speaker 4: Australia for four days. For our private honeymoon.
Speaker 5: Okay, is that a bit too much to ask of guests?
Speaker 3: No, A lot of people have like destination weddings, They
Speaker 3: go to Bali or Thailand for a week.
Speaker 4: Patsy's done with that really well, I was about to
Speaker 4: swear that he's responded to an invitation. What do you
Speaker 4: want on your billboard? It's not for us to start
Speaker 4: then getting into their personal private business. If people want
Speaker 4: to choose to do that and celebrate that, they might
Speaker 4: have had one of those weddings who got moved around
Speaker 4: five times in in lockdown.
Speaker 5: True, but it doesn't mean you have to have a
Speaker 5: wedding that goes five times. He probably imagine the guests
Speaker 5: got the choice to come on, and they.
Speaker 3: Probably well, they could easily just decline the invitation exactly.
Speaker 5: Then you left with the adults.
Speaker 4: They've chosen to come along and celebrate and have a
Speaker 4: three day party with their friends, have a great time.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you go away for a wedding, you've got to
Speaker 4: take a weekend away. My I'm go Sydney for the weekend,
Speaker 4: getting on the friday.
Speaker 5: That's true, that's true, Okay, not that weird, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Kevin? I hope I still have some good feelings
Speaker 4: about possibly putting this or at the moment these ninety
Speaker 4: seven billboards that we can change. They're all just going
Speaker 4: to be you explaining what they see on the first.
Speaker 5: One on they Maybe I should do the first one
Speaker 5: and say, sorry, Kevin, that's not been rude.
Speaker 4: Another possible messed for the billboard here, Christian, I heard
Speaker 4: that lady saying, can men stop using photos? Single men
Speaker 4: stop using photos at ten years old? Okay? Can then?
Speaker 4: I just also say, can single woman of Melbourne stop
Speaker 4: filtering the be Jesus out of your profile picks? Ours
Speaker 4: might be ten years old, yours are heavily filtered. There's
Speaker 4: something in the air today. Can everyone play nice? Okay?
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Speaker 4: All right, so we're now back Friday. Whatever you're doing tomorrow,
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Speaker 4: We're back Friday on Bidet Fridays, Jan O'Connell Show podcast