WEBVTT - MINI: Things that SOUND romantic, but aren't

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<v Speaker 1>Heart podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>free iHeart apprit. The other day it was Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're aware. Yes, that was just checking. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what? Though? It was very cute for me,

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<v Speaker 2>like my two little girls made it very special. My husband,

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<v Speaker 2>he went out of his way to make it special.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's one thing that I think we've been led

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<v Speaker 2>to believe is really just wonderful and romantic and sweet

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<v Speaker 2>and makes you feel like you're all loved. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was sitting there whilst I was being forced into enjoying it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought to myself, am I all my own

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<v Speaker 2>with this? Am I the only person who actually doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy this at all? And it is breakfast in bed?

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<v Speaker 2>Hear me out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to hear you out. It's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>It's terrible. It's so overrated.

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<v Speaker 1>You want croissant crumbs for you sheep.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who even rated it in the first place.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what mum in the history of being a mom

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<v Speaker 2>thought I want breakfast him. I want my kids to

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<v Speaker 2>make me some burnt toast and bring it to me

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<v Speaker 2>in bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I get where it's because with a couple of because

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<v Speaker 3>the toddler can't carry it.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the end of the day, the mum gets

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<v Speaker 1>to stay in bed longer. That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to hang out here for a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>hours to breakfast ready, Like you don't get to do

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<v Speaker 3>that any other day.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get where it started.

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<v Speaker 3>There are mums all over the world putting up with

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<v Speaker 3>the shitter's breakfast and the crumbs in the bed because

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<v Speaker 3>they want to stay in bed.

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<v Speaker 2>This is true, to be fair, it was actually a

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<v Speaker 2>delicious breakfast because my children didn't make it. They went

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<v Speaker 2>to the cafe. But what that meant is is like

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<v Speaker 2>the day had started, like I was awake, I was

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<v Speaker 2>ready to get up, and so they came in first

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<v Speaker 2>and did like this whole happy Mother's Day thing was

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<v Speaker 2>so cute. I have no way am I going to

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<v Speaker 2>criticize the excitement of Mother's Day. It was really beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>But then it was like they remembered because there were

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<v Speaker 2>only five and four that breakfast in bed isn't obligatory

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<v Speaker 2>part of Mother's Day, and so we'd already done the

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<v Speaker 2>happy Mother's Day thing. I was about to get out

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<v Speaker 2>of bed, so then Matt was like, okay, well, we

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<v Speaker 2>can go to the cafe. So then the kids, he

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<v Speaker 2>takes the kids, they go to the cafe. They come

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<v Speaker 2>back about forty minutes later, and I'm up. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>stuff and I hear them come in and they are

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<v Speaker 2>trudging the stairs with the coffee and the bread and

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<v Speaker 2>the smashed avocado with lemon, and they're like, Mom's got

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<v Speaker 2>to still be in bed. So I had to run

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<v Speaker 2>down the hallway, get back in bed, pretend like I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't dressed for the day, laying in bed, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I had to eat my avocado cold avocado toast in bed,

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<v Speaker 2>and they sat there and they watched me eat every

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<v Speaker 2>single bite.

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<v Speaker 1>The sacrifices you make sounds terrible, Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, why am I being torting for me

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<v Speaker 2>and your mother?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I think? I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>trump you, but I want to add to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I this is not a competition, but I sit in

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<v Speaker 2>my page.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to be a stoytopper, and it's not

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<v Speaker 3>a storytopper, but it's just something that I think is

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<v Speaker 3>on par with things that people.

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<v Speaker 1>Think are romantic but are not. A floating breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't say I've ever had one brit I think

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<v Speaker 2>guys take a floating breakfast over it much, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like you go.

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<v Speaker 3>To Bali, you're a little hotel and it's always an option,

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<v Speaker 3>like you don't have to have it, but they when

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<v Speaker 3>you check in, they're like, hey, do you want the

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<v Speaker 3>floating breakfast?

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<v Speaker 1>And you're like, yeah, why not? That sounds lit.

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<v Speaker 3>All of a sudden, you're in the pool, your breakfast

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<v Speaker 3>is floating away. I have to tell Ben to stop

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<v Speaker 3>splashing his long limbs around because the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Waters going on the food.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, this is actually not what I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it would be. But also mantree of getting into the

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<v Speaker 2>pool at eight am in the morning or seven thirty whenever,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm a mom, I'm up at six thirty. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not getting in the pool to eat my breakfast at

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<v Speaker 2>six thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>And you have to because you can't have a floating breakfast,

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<v Speaker 3>not in the pool the only time you can't have

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<v Speaker 3>a stable breakfast on a floating tray.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you not just put it on the side of

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<v Speaker 2>the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>You can, but you have to live with that that

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<v Speaker 3>you had a floating breakfast that wasn't floating, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was on the ground. You're gonna be okay. I think

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<v Speaker 2>the only time when a breakfast in bed is acceptable

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<v Speaker 2>is when you're really hungover. That's like been the one

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<v Speaker 2>time that I've thoroughly enjoyed it. Well. Look after really

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<v Speaker 2>unpacking this far far deeper than I ever should have have,

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<v Speaker 2>I've come up with a list, a list of things

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<v Speaker 2>that people think are traditionally romantic which we should just

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<v Speaker 2>put in the bin. We shoul all talk about how

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<v Speaker 2>they kind of suck, and everyone collectively thinks they suck,

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<v Speaker 2>but no one's saying it out loud. Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Having a bath with a lover oh terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Add to that as well, doing the deed in the

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<v Speaker 1>bath in water. It doesn't work. And anyone that thinks

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<v Speaker 1>it's good and romantic and sex it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>In the shower not bad, but that's not We don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got one.

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<v Speaker 3>This happened to me not in a long time, when

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<v Speaker 3>someone like thinks that they're an amateur musician or something

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<v Speaker 3>and they play the guitar and sing to my Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I had was It was not bad, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you do? It's like a concept for one

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<v Speaker 3>like what do you want me to do? To remain

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<v Speaker 3>undies at you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>My ex was a musician. He was actually very good,

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<v Speaker 2>so I shouldn't I shouldn't poopoo him, but he would

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<v Speaker 2>serename me from time to time, and looking at the time,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel at the time I thought it was really cute,

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<v Speaker 2>and now looking back at it, I'm like, Wow, that's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cream, isn't it? Okay? Something else that I

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<v Speaker 2>think potentially could be great? But you're taking a risk.

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<v Speaker 2>Surprise holidays now, hear me out, No, that's all right,

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<v Speaker 2>hear me. I know that there's gonna be people who disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you are a busy person, if you've got work,

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<v Speaker 2>if you've got stuff, if you I'm talking like complete surprise,

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<v Speaker 2>get to the airport, a bag has been packed for

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<v Speaker 2>you. You didn't get to pack your own things. You didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get to pack your own taller trees. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>really romantic in theory, but I think in practicality it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think many people are.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing it to that level where they're like meet me

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<v Speaker 3>at the airport with a bad klava on their.

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<v Speaker 1>Head, like I think most people usually know, like hey,

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow or yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think usually you've got.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a day or two notice.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have one more for you. Public surprise proposals.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I love love, Give me all the romance, private, public,

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<v Speaker 3>anywhere flash dance proposal. I would have died for a

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<v Speaker 3>flash dance dead, deceased, Bury me, bury me in my

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