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Speaker 2: I know you're aware. Yes, that was just checking. Do
Speaker 2: you know what? Though? It was very cute for me,
Speaker 2: like my two little girls made it very special. My husband,
Speaker 2: he went out of his way to make it special.
Speaker 2: But there's one thing that I think we've been led
Speaker 2: to believe is really just wonderful and romantic and sweet
Speaker 2: and makes you feel like you're all loved. And I
Speaker 2: was sitting there whilst I was being forced into enjoying it,
Speaker 2: and I thought to myself, am I all my own
Speaker 2: with this? Am I the only person who actually doesn't
Speaker 2: enjoy this at all? And it is breakfast in bed?
Speaker 2: Hear me out.
Speaker 1: I don't have to hear you out. It's terrible.
Speaker 2: It's terrible. It's so overrated.
Speaker 1: You want croissant crumbs for you sheep.
Speaker 2: I don't know who even rated it in the first place.
Speaker 2: Like what mum in the history of being a mom
Speaker 2: thought I want breakfast him. I want my kids to
Speaker 2: make me some burnt toast and bring it to me
Speaker 2: in bed.
Speaker 3: I get where it's because with a couple of because
Speaker 3: the toddler can't carry it.
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, the mum gets
Speaker 1: to stay in bed longer. That's what it is.
Speaker 3: I'm going to hang out here for a couple of
Speaker 3: hours to breakfast ready, Like you don't get to do
Speaker 3: that any other day.
Speaker 1: So I get where it started.
Speaker 3: There are mums all over the world putting up with
Speaker 3: the shitter's breakfast and the crumbs in the bed because
Speaker 3: they want to stay in bed.
Speaker 2: This is true, to be fair, it was actually a
Speaker 2: delicious breakfast because my children didn't make it. They went
Speaker 2: to the cafe. But what that meant is is like
Speaker 2: the day had started, like I was awake, I was
Speaker 2: ready to get up, and so they came in first
Speaker 2: and did like this whole happy Mother's Day thing was
Speaker 2: so cute. I have no way am I going to
Speaker 2: criticize the excitement of Mother's Day. It was really beautiful.
Speaker 2: But then it was like they remembered because there were
Speaker 2: only five and four that breakfast in bed isn't obligatory
Speaker 2: part of Mother's Day, and so we'd already done the
Speaker 2: happy Mother's Day thing. I was about to get out
Speaker 2: of bed, so then Matt was like, okay, well, we
Speaker 2: can go to the cafe. So then the kids, he
Speaker 2: takes the kids, they go to the cafe. They come
Speaker 2: back about forty minutes later, and I'm up. I'm doing
Speaker 2: stuff and I hear them come in and they are
Speaker 2: trudging the stairs with the coffee and the bread and
Speaker 2: the smashed avocado with lemon, and they're like, Mom's got
Speaker 2: to still be in bed. So I had to run
Speaker 2: down the hallway, get back in bed, pretend like I
Speaker 2: wasn't dressed for the day, laying in bed, and then
Speaker 2: I had to eat my avocado cold avocado toast in bed,
Speaker 2: and they sat there and they watched me eat every
Speaker 2: single bite.
Speaker 1: The sacrifices you make sounds terrible, Laura.
Speaker 2: I was like, why am I being torting for me
Speaker 2: and your mother?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think? I don't want to
Speaker 1: trump you, but I want to add to it.
Speaker 2: I this is not a competition, but I sit in
Speaker 2: my page.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be a stoytopper, and it's not
Speaker 3: a storytopper, but it's just something that I think is
Speaker 3: on par with things that people.
Speaker 1: Think are romantic but are not. A floating breakfast.
Speaker 2: I can't say I've ever had one brit I think
Speaker 2: guys take a floating breakfast over it much, you know,
Speaker 2: like you go.
Speaker 3: To Bali, you're a little hotel and it's always an option,
Speaker 3: like you don't have to have it, but they when
Speaker 3: you check in, they're like, hey, do you want the
Speaker 3: floating breakfast?
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, why not? That sounds lit.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you're in the pool, your breakfast
Speaker 3: is floating away. I have to tell Ben to stop
Speaker 3: splashing his long limbs around because the pool.
Speaker 1: Waters going on the food.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is actually not what I thought
Speaker 2: it would be. But also mantree of getting into the
Speaker 2: pool at eight am in the morning or seven thirty whenever,
Speaker 2: Like I'm a mom, I'm up at six thirty. I'm
Speaker 2: not getting in the pool to eat my breakfast at
Speaker 2: six thirty.
Speaker 3: And you have to because you can't have a floating breakfast,
Speaker 3: not in the pool the only time you can't have
Speaker 3: a stable breakfast on a floating tray.
Speaker 2: Do you not just put it on the side of
Speaker 2: the pool.
Speaker 3: You can, but you have to live with that that
Speaker 3: you had a floating breakfast that wasn't floating, that.
Speaker 2: Was on the ground. You're gonna be okay. I think
Speaker 2: the only time when a breakfast in bed is acceptable
Speaker 2: is when you're really hungover. That's like been the one
Speaker 2: time that I've thoroughly enjoyed it. Well. Look after really
Speaker 2: unpacking this far far deeper than I ever should have have,
Speaker 2: I've come up with a list, a list of things
Speaker 2: that people think are traditionally romantic which we should just
Speaker 2: put in the bin. We shoul all talk about how
Speaker 2: they kind of suck, and everyone collectively thinks they suck,
Speaker 2: but no one's saying it out loud. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Having a bath with a lover oh terrible.
Speaker 1: Add to that as well, doing the deed in the
Speaker 1: bath in water. It doesn't work. And anyone that thinks
Speaker 1: it's good and romantic and sex it's not.
Speaker 2: In the shower not bad, but that's not We don't
Speaker 2: have to go.
Speaker 1: I've got one.
Speaker 3: This happened to me not in a long time, when
Speaker 3: someone like thinks that they're an amateur musician or something
Speaker 3: and they play the guitar and sing to my Yeah,
Speaker 3: I had was It was not bad, but it's like,
Speaker 3: what do you do? It's like a concept for one
Speaker 3: like what do you want me to do? To remain
Speaker 3: undies at you.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: My ex was a musician. He was actually very good,
Speaker 2: so I shouldn't I shouldn't poopoo him, but he would
Speaker 2: serename me from time to time, and looking at the time,
Speaker 2: I feel at the time I thought it was really cute,
Speaker 2: and now looking back at it, I'm like, Wow, that's
Speaker 2: kind of cream, isn't it? Okay? Something else that I
Speaker 2: think potentially could be great? But you're taking a risk.
Speaker 2: Surprise holidays now, hear me out, No, that's all right,
Speaker 2: hear me. I know that there's gonna be people who disagree.
Speaker 2: But if you are a busy person, if you've got work,
Speaker 2: if you've got stuff, if you I'm talking like complete surprise,
Speaker 2: get to the airport, a bag has been packed for
Speaker 2: you. You didn't get to pack your own things. You didn't
Speaker 2: get to pack your own taller trees. I think it's
Speaker 2: really romantic in theory, but I think in practicality it's
Speaker 2: it's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1: I don't think many people are.
Speaker 3: Doing it to that level where they're like meet me
Speaker 3: at the airport with a bad klava on their.
Speaker 1: Head, like I think most people usually know, like hey,
Speaker 1: tomorrow or yeah.
Speaker 2: I think usually you've got.
Speaker 1: Like a day or two notice.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have one more for you. Public surprise proposals.
Speaker 1: Nah, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I love love, Give me all the romance, private, public,
Speaker 3: anywhere flash dance proposal. I would have died for a
Speaker 3: flash dance dead, deceased, Bury me, bury me in my
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