WEBVTT - MINI: Right of Reply

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show podcast, Kenny Logins, Danger Zone, Christian O'Connell Show,

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<v Speaker 2>go on one oh four point three four Get Marsh

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<v Speaker 2>dot com dot Au five minutes past seven, Patsy, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>how is the temperature at home?

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<v Speaker 1>Between you and the wearer? Be love? God?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little frosty, little frosty Ford.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is everything all good? Everythink cooking?

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<v Speaker 3>It's not completely back to where it was, but we're

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<v Speaker 3>working on it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the fault, I believe of pet peeves.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know that we'd be opening up such big

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<v Speaker 4>cans of worms.

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>I just presume when we gave our other halfs the

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<v Speaker 4>right to reply when we'd said on Thursday, here are

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<v Speaker 4>partner pet peeves, and people called.

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<v Speaker 1>In and shared theirs.

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<v Speaker 4>Because now we're spending far too much time together indoors.

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<v Speaker 4>These pet peeves are always there, they're always aware of

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<v Speaker 4>we're really hyper aware of them now. I had no

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<v Speaker 4>idea on Friday that Chris would really unleash something could

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<v Speaker 4>obviously was in there dormant, and he decided to let rip.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is what he let rip with on Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm about to embark on the biggest act of self sabotage.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're saying that, why do that right now?

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<v Speaker 4>You can't hide away at work and meetings, is that

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<v Speaker 4>you're in captivity.

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<v Speaker 1>They've caught you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm about to embark on the biggest act of self

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<v Speaker 3>sabotage since Phonsie dumped Pinky Tuscadero.

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<v Speaker 1>But here we go. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing that annoys me the most about Patrina is

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<v Speaker 3>when she eats, she gnaws on her food. She'll move

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<v Speaker 3>everything to the back of her mouth. She'll clench down

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<v Speaker 3>on the back teeth, she'll pull her teeths back, and

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<v Speaker 3>her neck will fan out like a frill neck lizard.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really, really horrible to watch, and she insists on

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<v Speaker 3>doing it even when we're in a restaurant. It's gross

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<v Speaker 3>and I hate it.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, don't Pinky like wow, get that feeling?

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<v Speaker 4>That is harsh? Like that is harsh. Anyway, He's left

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<v Speaker 4>us us a message? Left now, how things are at home?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Christian mate. When I heard the show go to

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<v Speaker 3>air on Friday, I knew there was gonna be blowback

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<v Speaker 3>because I got a text after the show in capital

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<v Speaker 3>letters on my weight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all I got that.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like al Pacina at the end of Donnie Brasco.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like I needed to put my watch, ring

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<v Speaker 3>and wallet in an envelope and sign it to Audrey

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<v Speaker 3>in case no one ever sees me again. I needed

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<v Speaker 3>a plan. I didn't have one. Actually, what I needed

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<v Speaker 3>was a panic room, but I didn't have one of

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<v Speaker 3>those either, So I knew I was going to have

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<v Speaker 3>to face the fire. So when she come home, she

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't happy say, my natural instincts kicked in and all

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<v Speaker 3>I could do was stop, drop and roll. It's the

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<v Speaker 3>only thing I could think of, and I worked awfully hard,

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<v Speaker 3>awfully hard all weekend to try to make it up

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<v Speaker 3>to her. Made her a lovely secuterie board glass of bubbles.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know if it worked because the dialogue is still

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<v Speaker 3>being pretty limited all weekend, but I'm hoping it'll blow

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<v Speaker 3>over soon. But mate, if you ever do one of

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<v Speaker 3>these segments again, can you promise that you won't include me? Thanks? Mate, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>there's still way to go.

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<v Speaker 4>Did the cold cured meats and the glass champagne do anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy was a starting point.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's just say.

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<v Speaker 1>On my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>It didn't take long for Chris to channel once something

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<v Speaker 4>to unleash all that about Patsy and her unique eating habits. However,

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<v Speaker 4>for Jack and I, I guess our wives hit the lottery.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they're with two guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Faults are strangers to us, barely on speaking terms with Faults.

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<v Speaker 1>But over the weekend I kept saying to her, look

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<v Speaker 1>that must.

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<v Speaker 5>Be please please think this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's odd, it's odd. I get it, but they don't.

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<v Speaker 4>And just to help Patsy out, just to help settle

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<v Speaker 4>things down, find something that really annoys you about me.

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<v Speaker 4>And suddenly she went in a rant yesterday about something

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<v Speaker 4>it's an occurring thing that's been going on our relationship

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<v Speaker 4>for over twenty three years. And I went, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>now you found it, do it now? This one had

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<v Speaker 4>just happened.

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<v Speaker 6>My pet Peeves just happened where you have listened to the.

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<v Speaker 4>Inises Karen on the streets somewhere, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 6>My pet Peeves just happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Reless, reckless in the rage. All right, far up, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 6>My pet Peeves just happened where you have just wind

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<v Speaker 6>on about not being able to find the chai.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just looked for it.

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<v Speaker 6>Chide, my pet peeves just happened where you have just

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<v Speaker 6>wind on about not being able to find the chi

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<v Speaker 6>I've just looked for it, and I've just looked for it,

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<v Speaker 6>and then I've gone into the cupboard. Literally, the very

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<v Speaker 6>very first thing in front of my eyes is the

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<v Speaker 6>chai leaves right in front of me. I don't even understand.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because you're.

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<v Speaker 6>Literally incapable of opening your eyes or even moving anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you feel the anger? Incapable?

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<v Speaker 4>You are incapable of capable of opening my eyes or

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<v Speaker 4>moving Technically, I'm dead.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of like three signs of life, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say in my right right right.

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<v Speaker 4>To reply the chili leaves we're hitting in a mysterious jar.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I meant to open the jar.

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<v Speaker 5>It's been removed from the packaging in a special job.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the point of doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's the point to keep it fresh? But there's

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<v Speaker 1>like five other jars.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have time. It's not game show, it's not

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<v Speaker 4>deal or No Deal, the jar special. I don't have

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<v Speaker 4>time for that. All right, So Jackie boy be Yankee,

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<v Speaker 4>you obviously had to beg her a weekend again.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm saying, please, please think of any anything. No, no,

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<v Speaker 5>I refuse to do it, but I'd be lying. Eventually

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<v Speaker 5>she found some time alone and she did this actually

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<v Speaker 5>without me prompting her.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi. This is Bianca's confessional about my pet peeves about Jack.

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<v Speaker 7>It might be t m I, but he does this

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<v Speaker 7>thing where he like doesn't cut his toenails and instead

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<v Speaker 7>he just like pulls at him like savage and he

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<v Speaker 7>just rips them from his feet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gross.

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<v Speaker 7>I hate it.

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<v Speaker 5>Bye, oh Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the Cheerry buy.

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<v Speaker 4>There is that when someone says, hey, don't take this

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<v Speaker 4>the wrong weight, and then there's only one we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to take it bye.

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<v Speaker 1>After dropping out a show, you don't do that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a good case.

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<v Speaker 5>That's revolting. Well, we must have them out. We must

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<v Speaker 5>have done it as cave people, because how else did

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<v Speaker 5>we get our toenails off? And it actually is so effective.

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<v Speaker 5>I do agree it's gross for other people to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>What I get it.

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<v Speaker 5>You use your fingernail, say the fingernail on your thumb

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<v Speaker 5>to make a small incision in the toenail, and then

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<v Speaker 5>you can peel it. It actually comes off more perfect

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<v Speaker 5>than if you're cutting it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you okay, okay not to do this. Can we

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<v Speaker 1>all agree We're never going to do Partner pet Feeves again,

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<v Speaker 1>going to open the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm going to see it in this idea right

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<v Speaker 4>bury under thirty feet of concrete. I'm moving on. We

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<v Speaker 4>never go near Partner pet Peeves again. You do not

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<v Speaker 4>put off your

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