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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Right now, I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to get your phone out and just have a

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<v Speaker 1>look at the text that top one whatever it is

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<v Speaker 1>that the top of your kind of text inbox, have

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<v Speaker 1>a look at it, and then forward it on to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you the number and a couple of seconds. Do

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<v Speaker 1>not explain what is going on there. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>try and work out. It's like a snapshot of our lives.

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<v Speaker 1>Really is that our phones are everything. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to send them to us. The text that is

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<v Speaker 1>at the top of your phone right now, it's ford

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<v Speaker 1>it onto me. Oh four seven five three one O

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<v Speaker 1>four three O four seven five O three one o

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<v Speaker 1>four three. Why don't you put that? Put Christian text

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<v Speaker 1>number on there as well, so you've got my context.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to get a hold of me. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not faffing around with it. Oh four seven five o

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<v Speaker 1>three one oh four three. For me, this is every

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<v Speaker 1>flipping day. Number one thing I hear from my wife

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<v Speaker 1>is some sort of a date's got to go in

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<v Speaker 1>the calendar? Can you this one? Can you put the

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<v Speaker 1>fourth of June in? I can't if I say it

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<v Speaker 1>in the calendar I don't want to do it? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you put the dready? One is like what a takeaway?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we fancy tonight? And what for dinner tonight? Is

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<v Speaker 1>a endless stream of questions between my wife and ion

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<v Speaker 1>text So today that yesterday's one, yes even was about

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<v Speaker 1>can you put in your diary? Dune? The fourth, we're

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<v Speaker 1>all going on the queue train. Do you know you

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<v Speaker 1>guys everything on this queue train?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a steam train that goes between Cliff When we

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<v Speaker 3>stayed in Queens Cliff Overy starts.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Every hour?

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<v Speaker 3>It was giving Chris the rots. He goes if I

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<v Speaker 3>hear that damn one more time?

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<v Speaker 2>Thought you were going to say you rode it every hour?

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<v Speaker 2>Chris couldn't get enough of it again, please me shove

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<v Speaker 2>on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Coal in the front like a kid with a birthday treats.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's an old train, isn't it. Train is all right?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a restaurant on board.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do lots of stuff. They do jazz, I

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<v Speaker 3>think on some Sundays and all sorts of things. Thomas

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<v Speaker 3>the tangine across the summer holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>It's brilliant, Oh fantastic, we're doing that. That's about that's

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<v Speaker 1>going in the June and fourth. That's date to look

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<v Speaker 1>forward to. Chance on a train, can't escape Jasculus. They

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<v Speaker 1>just called you. Are you even going in the toilet?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a govern slide tron brown Jackie boy? What's he at?

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<v Speaker 1>The textas on top of your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? My last one is out going? So I've

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<v Speaker 2>sent this? How old is he? Three exploration marks? He

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<v Speaker 2>was a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day I have a guess someone who's twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Hamish Blake's sons Sonny.

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<v Speaker 1>How old is he now?

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<v Speaker 2>He must be like? He looks like ten. The last

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<v Speaker 2>time I saw I don't even.

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<v Speaker 1>Know closest friends. What are your closest friends? Right? How

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<v Speaker 1>old is he now? He looks like he must be ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Hamish and his family live in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you.

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<v Speaker 2>Knowing them?

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<v Speaker 1>About fifteen years? Those boys.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly, the last time I saw him, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>He could hardly walk. It felt like he was out

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<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time you introduced me to Sonny, we're in

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<v Speaker 1>Cheeky Monkey. That was about four years ago. Well he

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<v Speaker 1>was walking then, he was like four.

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<v Speaker 4>Now he looks like a proper grown up kids. I

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't believe how old is he? And Harrish never wrote back,

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Why that, says stinking flake who Actually the question is, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>how old is he? I've got no idea how old

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<v Speaker 1>is he now? No one asked that he's a close friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You should know if you google it you'll probably probably

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<v Speaker 1>get the answers on Wikipedia. You couldn't even rather do that. Patsy,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the Texas on till be your phone? Mine?

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<v Speaker 3>Says it's hanging on the laundry door. Audrey has school

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<v Speaker 3>photos today, So I said to Chris last night, make

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<v Speaker 3>sure you put a fresh shirt on her. And he's

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<v Speaker 3>texted me one with like sort of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, bad stains or something. Not that again you have

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<v Speaker 1>blood down it last.

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<v Speaker 2>Year, I say, one time, clean shirt, gravy Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>No gravy shirt with.

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<v Speaker 3>Girls, especially because they're not kicking footies so much like

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<v Speaker 3>boys in the mud. You can get a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>days out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of a shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said to her. She had a fresh one yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>but I said, please make sure she has a fresh

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<v Speaker 3>one again today for the photo.

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<v Speaker 1>These school photos I didn't want to arrived last week

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<v Speaker 1>and I caught my daughter and put them in the bin,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, that's got my name on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the school photos. They're ter wort. Oh no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how it should always be. School photos aren't selfies. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hand them here. They were beautiful, but the technoon she's

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<v Speaker 1>still the same. Yeah, it's that strange sort of sky

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<v Speaker 1>blue backdrop that just brains the color out of any

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<v Speaker 1>healthy looking, vibrant kid or adult. You ever see any

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<v Speaker 1>posters around town, No one is in front of that

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<v Speaker 1>awful sky blue backdrop. Entraine your life forts off from them.

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<v Speaker 2>They cost a pretty penny, cost.

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<v Speaker 1>A pretty penny. These days they's all have ten move

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<v Speaker 1>and six. I think they are really really, really really expensive. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>so I could top notch photographer for what is stand there, click.

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<v Speaker 3>Go, And it's all the same sort of stances. I'd

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<v Speaker 3>love like a full length shot of her in a uniform,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's always just like sitting there on the angle

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<v Speaker 3>with head.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to say that clean shirt that I'm working too.

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<v Speaker 1>As I said, Lois, so there are these grease stains

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<v Speaker 1>down I tell you mom about this before Carl and

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<v Speaker 1>Brner and.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go through these. I love this one

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<v Speaker 1>that came in a little bit too late. Hi heard

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<v Speaker 1>on the rail of this morning. You're searching for Tony Barber.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm his agents today, my friend, I've gone man o

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<v Speaker 1>Manno no cut for you, mister agent. Knew there was

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<v Speaker 1>not that much work out there. All right, so many

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<v Speaker 1>sext messages coming in there no explanation, and we're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to work out what's going on in your life. It's

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<v Speaker 1>bib Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back at your house for Aladay school photo today.

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<v Speaker 2>No stains on the top. What however, where you bibs?

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody is bib Thursday day. Bibis are things you should

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<v Speaker 1>have to live in school sports sometimes versus or. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think they do this now, but sometimes we had

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<v Speaker 1>a yeah that pe teacher left up for a turn

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<v Speaker 1>that is not happening now. Skins and you know when

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<v Speaker 1>it is very different time. No one said, wait, why

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<v Speaker 1>there's bibbs there, sir? Why are hiding them behind your back?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to read them today. Just show me your

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<v Speaker 1>skins are when did they when do you reckon it?

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<v Speaker 1>Was the year where they were like, you're coming doing

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<v Speaker 1>that anymore? I no more skins anyway. Bib Thursday, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>is Bib Thursday. Meeker's sleeping with me in the back

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<v Speaker 1>room in case you can't find her in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a pet or baby and.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what that sounds like.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually that's probably two partners who have a baby and

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<v Speaker 4>one they have that spare room to go and sleep

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<v Speaker 4>in the sanctuary.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we call.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the panic room. It's a nice name. I've

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<v Speaker 1>only heard it once before. There was a character on

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<v Speaker 1>Neighbors a couple of years ago who had that name.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm now desperate to know that the people talking about

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<v Speaker 1>a baby that's been named and it's an unusual name.

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<v Speaker 1>But is it Toadfish? Do you think someone's called the

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<v Speaker 1>kid Toadfish?

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<v Speaker 2>Can't roll out.

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<v Speaker 1>Some Queenslander Toadfish or Missus Mengele. Yes, this is one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred a Thursday message. I reckon this has come in

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. Tomorrow we're going to get slammed. That is, guys, guys, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>is it I'm willing to guess that's guys, guys. Guys. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're welcome Jenny and it's double bunny.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it some kind of secret code? Yeah? Or are

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<v Speaker 2>there actually two rabbits?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I reckon, there's something going on. This code for something.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this is guy here. We've been talking earlier

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<v Speaker 1>about pacemakers. Patsy's dancer handled fitted this week Christian who

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<v Speaker 1>said that there's a monitor that feeds information once a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know that if you all the help

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<v Speaker 1>desk and there's a technical problem, do they ask you

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<v Speaker 1>to turn the pacemaker on and off again to see

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<v Speaker 1>if it fixes the problem? Actually, I think they bring

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<v Speaker 1>you in. They do actually open you up to have

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<v Speaker 1>a quick look at it, give it a little bang

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<v Speaker 1>on a tabment and put it back In the Christian

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<v Speaker 1>O'Connell show podcast. At the moment, we're slipping through your

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<v Speaker 1>phone messages. Whatever the phone message is that's at the

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<v Speaker 1>top of your inbox, send it over to me on

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<v Speaker 1>for seven five three one oh four three. That's our

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<v Speaker 1>text number on the show. O four seven five O

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<v Speaker 1>three one oh four three. No explanation, Just forward on

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<v Speaker 1>the text message that's on the top of your phone,

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<v Speaker 1>whether you sent it to somebody or it came into you.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get back into them. This is all in block capitals.

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<v Speaker 1>So someone, this is when it's it's always like exclamatory,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it when it's all in block capitals. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>believe Nando's has a no cash policy?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Dot dot dot question mark? Well, quite a few places

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<v Speaker 1>have a no case see now says kind of COVID thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I guess it isn't only handling that dirty old cash.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think you could refuse cash. It's a form

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<v Speaker 3>of Payment's.

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<v Speaker 1>Woken up going down there to play for that piery

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<v Speaker 1>pierry chicken in a pitcher. I love Ernandos. I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>d C eight ten to eight point fifty. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to say hello, that is someone who ryans a

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<v Speaker 1>very tight schedule. What is DC code.

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<v Speaker 2>For Washington d C? Strange texta scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't have that kind of business going on. Come on, hidal,

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<v Speaker 1>don't call a text. I'm in the car with the Ferrels.

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<v Speaker 1>We know Ferrels is under twelve teenagers? Is that you

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<v Speaker 1>just say the teens or some of that Ferrels? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that seven eight nine peak feral, isn't it? We were

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<v Speaker 1>all especially boys, We were all ferrls, former fers and

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<v Speaker 1>slightly feral still now. To be honest, if my wife

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<v Speaker 1>is away for a day or two, I will go

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<v Speaker 1>feral again.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you get in the car with a car

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<v Speaker 4>load of guys at any age, it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>So yes, I love this one. Hey, d don't don't

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<v Speaker 1>even call them text, don't even speak to me when

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<v Speaker 1>this I in the car with the Ferrls going to Costco. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's even worse. You're going to Costco and peak traffic. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's finished, but it's making noises like it's on brackets, weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but no smell, so I've turned it off.

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<v Speaker 4>Washing machine could be any household appliants because our dishwasher

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<v Speaker 4>steal beeps like it finishes.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you're so needy, aren't they? All the beats

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<v Speaker 1>and sirens going on with the washing machine or washing

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<v Speaker 1>machine when it's finish, has got this irritating buzzer? Is that.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to keep them in there. I like the

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<v Speaker 2>dishes in there. Wash me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right, there's no time limit on this. The

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