Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Right now, I
Speaker 1: wanted to get your phone out and just have a
Speaker 1: look at the text that top one whatever it is
Speaker 1: that the top of your kind of text inbox, have
Speaker 1: a look at it, and then forward it on to me.
Speaker 1: Give you the number and a couple of seconds. Do
Speaker 1: not explain what is going on there. We're going to
Speaker 1: try and work out. It's like a snapshot of our lives.
Speaker 1: Really is that our phones are everything. So I just
Speaker 1: wanted to send them to us. The text that is
Speaker 1: at the top of your phone right now, it's ford
Speaker 1: it onto me. Oh four seven five three one O
Speaker 1: four three O four seven five O three one o
Speaker 1: four three. Why don't you put that? Put Christian text
Speaker 1: number on there as well, so you've got my context.
Speaker 1: You don't need to get a hold of me. You're
Speaker 1: not faffing around with it. Oh four seven five o
Speaker 1: three one oh four three. For me, this is every
Speaker 1: flipping day. Number one thing I hear from my wife
Speaker 1: is some sort of a date's got to go in
Speaker 1: the calendar? Can you this one? Can you put the
Speaker 1: fourth of June in? I can't if I say it
Speaker 1: in the calendar I don't want to do it? Can
Speaker 1: you put the dready? One is like what a takeaway?
Speaker 1: Do we fancy tonight? And what for dinner tonight? Is
Speaker 1: a endless stream of questions between my wife and ion
Speaker 1: text So today that yesterday's one, yes even was about
Speaker 1: can you put in your diary? Dune? The fourth, we're
Speaker 1: all going on the queue train. Do you know you
Speaker 1: guys everything on this queue train?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: That's a steam train that goes between Cliff When we
Speaker 3: stayed in Queens Cliff Overy starts.
Speaker 1: Lovely, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Every hour?
Speaker 3: It was giving Chris the rots. He goes if I
Speaker 3: hear that damn one more time?
Speaker 2: Thought you were going to say you rode it every hour?
Speaker 2: Chris couldn't get enough of it again, please me shove
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 1: Coal in the front like a kid with a birthday treats.
Speaker 1: So it's an old train, isn't it. Train is all right?
Speaker 1: There's a restaurant on board.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do lots of stuff. They do jazz, I
Speaker 3: think on some Sundays and all sorts of things. Thomas
Speaker 3: the tangine across the summer holidays.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant, Oh fantastic, we're doing that. That's about that's
Speaker 1: going in the June and fourth. That's date to look
Speaker 1: forward to. Chance on a train, can't escape Jasculus. They
Speaker 1: just called you. Are you even going in the toilet?
Speaker 1: There's a govern slide tron brown Jackie boy? What's he at?
Speaker 1: The textas on top of your phone?
Speaker 2: All right? My last one is out going? So I've
Speaker 2: sent this? How old is he? Three exploration marks? He
Speaker 2: was a baby.
Speaker 1: The other day I have a guess someone who's twenty one.
Speaker 2: It's Hamish Blake's sons Sonny.
Speaker 1: How old is he now?
Speaker 2: He must be like? He looks like ten. The last
Speaker 2: time I saw I don't even.
Speaker 1: Know closest friends. What are your closest friends? Right? How
Speaker 1: old is he now? He looks like he must be ten.
Speaker 2: Hamish and his family live in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Now you.
Speaker 2: Knowing them?
Speaker 1: About fifteen years? Those boys.
Speaker 2: I honestly, the last time I saw him, I reckon.
Speaker 2: He could hardly walk. It felt like he was out
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: The first time you introduced me to Sonny, we're in
Speaker 1: Cheeky Monkey. That was about four years ago. Well he
Speaker 1: was walking then, he was like four.
Speaker 4: Now he looks like a proper grown up kids. I
Speaker 4: couldn't believe how old is he? And Harrish never wrote back,
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why that, says stinking flake who Actually the question is, seriously,
Speaker 1: how old is he? I've got no idea how old
Speaker 1: is he now? No one asked that he's a close friend.
Speaker 1: You should know if you google it you'll probably probably
Speaker 1: get the answers on Wikipedia. You couldn't even rather do that. Patsy,
Speaker 1: what's the Texas on till be your phone? Mine?
Speaker 3: Says it's hanging on the laundry door. Audrey has school
Speaker 3: photos today, So I said to Chris last night, make
Speaker 3: sure you put a fresh shirt on her. And he's
Speaker 3: texted me one with like sort of you.
Speaker 1: Know, bad stains or something. Not that again you have
Speaker 1: blood down it last.
Speaker 2: Year, I say, one time, clean shirt, gravy Canada.
Speaker 1: No gravy shirt with.
Speaker 3: Girls, especially because they're not kicking footies so much like
Speaker 3: boys in the mud. You can get a couple of
Speaker 3: days out.
Speaker 2: Of a shirt.
Speaker 3: So I said to her. She had a fresh one yesterday,
Speaker 3: but I said, please make sure she has a fresh
Speaker 3: one again today for the photo.
Speaker 1: These school photos I didn't want to arrived last week
Speaker 1: and I caught my daughter and put them in the bin,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's got my name on it.
Speaker 1: It's the school photos. They're ter wort. Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how it should always be. School photos aren't selfies. Okay,
Speaker 1: hand them here. They were beautiful, but the technoon she's
Speaker 1: still the same. Yeah, it's that strange sort of sky
Speaker 1: blue backdrop that just brains the color out of any
Speaker 1: healthy looking, vibrant kid or adult. You ever see any
Speaker 1: posters around town, No one is in front of that
Speaker 1: awful sky blue backdrop. Entraine your life forts off from them.
Speaker 2: They cost a pretty penny, cost.
Speaker 1: A pretty penny. These days they's all have ten move
Speaker 1: and six. I think they are really really, really really expensive. Honestly,
Speaker 1: so I could top notch photographer for what is stand there, click.
Speaker 3: Go, And it's all the same sort of stances. I'd
Speaker 3: love like a full length shot of her in a uniform,
Speaker 3: but it's always just like sitting there on the angle
Speaker 3: with head.
Speaker 2: You want to say that clean shirt that I'm working too.
Speaker 1: As I said, Lois, so there are these grease stains
Speaker 1: down I tell you mom about this before Carl and
Speaker 1: Brner and.
Speaker 3: You're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go through these. I love this one
Speaker 1: that came in a little bit too late. Hi heard
Speaker 1: on the rail of this morning. You're searching for Tony Barber.
Speaker 1: I'm his agents today, my friend, I've gone man o
Speaker 1: Manno no cut for you, mister agent. Knew there was
Speaker 1: not that much work out there. All right, so many
Speaker 1: sext messages coming in there no explanation, and we're trying
Speaker 1: to work out what's going on in your life. It's
Speaker 1: bib Thursday.
Speaker 2: Sounds.
Speaker 1: I'm back at your house for Aladay school photo today.
Speaker 2: No stains on the top. What however, where you bibs?
Speaker 1: Everybody is bib Thursday day. Bibis are things you should
Speaker 1: have to live in school sports sometimes versus or. I
Speaker 1: don't think they do this now, but sometimes we had
Speaker 1: a yeah that pe teacher left up for a turn
Speaker 1: that is not happening now. Skins and you know when
Speaker 1: it is very different time. No one said, wait, why
Speaker 1: there's bibbs there, sir? Why are hiding them behind your back?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I forgot to read them today. Just show me your
Speaker 1: skins are when did they when do you reckon it?
Speaker 1: Was the year where they were like, you're coming doing
Speaker 1: that anymore? I no more skins anyway. Bib Thursday, guys,
Speaker 1: is Bib Thursday. Meeker's sleeping with me in the back
Speaker 1: room in case you can't find her in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's a pet or baby and.
Speaker 2: You know what that sounds like.
Speaker 4: Actually that's probably two partners who have a baby and
Speaker 4: one they have that spare room to go and sleep
Speaker 4: in the sanctuary.
Speaker 2: That's what we call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the panic room. It's a nice name. I've
Speaker 1: only heard it once before. There was a character on
Speaker 1: Neighbors a couple of years ago who had that name.
Speaker 1: I'm now desperate to know that the people talking about
Speaker 1: a baby that's been named and it's an unusual name.
Speaker 1: But is it Toadfish? Do you think someone's called the
Speaker 1: kid Toadfish?
Speaker 2: Can't roll out.
Speaker 1: Some Queenslander Toadfish or Missus Mengele. Yes, this is one
Speaker 1: hundred a Thursday message. I reckon this has come in
Speaker 1: this morning. Tomorrow we're going to get slammed. That is, guys, guys, guys,
Speaker 1: is it I'm willing to guess that's guys, guys. Guys. Uh,
Speaker 1: you're welcome Jenny and it's double bunny.
Speaker 3: Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Is it some kind of secret code? Yeah? Or are
Speaker 2: there actually two rabbits?
Speaker 1: No, I reckon, there's something going on. This code for something.
Speaker 1: And then this is guy here. We've been talking earlier
Speaker 1: about pacemakers. Patsy's dancer handled fitted this week Christian who
Speaker 1: said that there's a monitor that feeds information once a day.
Speaker 1: I want to know that if you all the help
Speaker 1: desk and there's a technical problem, do they ask you
Speaker 1: to turn the pacemaker on and off again to see
Speaker 1: if it fixes the problem? Actually, I think they bring
Speaker 1: you in. They do actually open you up to have
Speaker 1: a quick look at it, give it a little bang
Speaker 1: on a tabment and put it back In the Christian
Speaker 1: O'Connell show podcast. At the moment, we're slipping through your
Speaker 1: phone messages. Whatever the phone message is that's at the
Speaker 1: top of your inbox, send it over to me on
Speaker 1: for seven five three one oh four three. That's our
Speaker 1: text number on the show. O four seven five O
Speaker 1: three one oh four three. No explanation, Just forward on
Speaker 1: the text message that's on the top of your phone,
Speaker 1: whether you sent it to somebody or it came into you.
Speaker 1: Let's get back into them. This is all in block capitals.
Speaker 1: So someone, this is when it's it's always like exclamatory,
Speaker 1: isn't it when it's all in block capitals. Can you
Speaker 1: believe Nando's has a no cash policy?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Dot dot dot question mark? Well, quite a few places
Speaker 1: have a no case see now says kind of COVID thing.
Speaker 1: Or I guess it isn't only handling that dirty old cash.
Speaker 3: I didn't think you could refuse cash. It's a form
Speaker 3: of Payment's.
Speaker 1: Woken up going down there to play for that piery
Speaker 1: pierry chicken in a pitcher. I love Ernandos. I'm at
Speaker 1: d C eight ten to eight point fifty. If you
Speaker 1: want to say hello, that is someone who ryans a
Speaker 1: very tight schedule. What is DC code.
Speaker 2: For Washington d C? Strange texta scene.
Speaker 1: Just don't have that kind of business going on. Come on, hidal,
Speaker 1: don't call a text. I'm in the car with the Ferrels.
Speaker 1: We know Ferrels is under twelve teenagers? Is that you
Speaker 1: just say the teens or some of that Ferrels? Is
Speaker 1: that seven eight nine peak feral, isn't it? We were
Speaker 1: all especially boys, We were all ferrls, former fers and
Speaker 1: slightly feral still now. To be honest, if my wife
Speaker 1: is away for a day or two, I will go
Speaker 1: feral again.
Speaker 4: And if you get in the car with a car
Speaker 4: load of guys at any age, it goes.
Speaker 1: So yes, I love this one. Hey, d don't don't
Speaker 1: even call them text, don't even speak to me when
Speaker 1: this I in the car with the Ferrls going to Costco. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's even worse. You're going to Costco and peak traffic. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's it's finished, but it's making noises like it's on brackets, weird,
Speaker 1: but no smell, so I've turned it off.
Speaker 4: Washing machine could be any household appliants because our dishwasher
Speaker 4: steal beeps like it finishes.
Speaker 1: And then you're so needy, aren't they? All the beats
Speaker 1: and sirens going on with the washing machine or washing
Speaker 1: machine when it's finish, has got this irritating buzzer? Is that.
Speaker 2: I like to keep them in there. I like the
Speaker 2: dishes in there. Wash me.
Speaker 1: It's all right, there's no time limit on this. The
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