1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Right now, I 2 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: wanted to get your phone out and just have a 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: look at the text that top one whatever it is 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: that the top of your kind of text inbox, have 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: a look at it, and then forward it on to me. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,959 Speaker 1: Give you the number and a couple of seconds. Do 7 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: not explain what is going on there. We're going to 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaker 1: try and work out. It's like a snapshot of our lives. 9 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: Really is that our phones are everything. So I just 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,639 Speaker 1: wanted to send them to us. The text that is 11 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,520 Speaker 1: at the top of your phone right now, it's ford 12 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: it onto me. Oh four seven five three one O 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: four three O four seven five O three one o 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 1: four three. Why don't you put that? Put Christian text 15 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 1: number on there as well, so you've got my context. 16 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 1: You don't need to get a hold of me. You're 17 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: not faffing around with it. Oh four seven five o 18 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: three one oh four three. For me, this is every 19 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: flipping day. Number one thing I hear from my wife 20 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: is some sort of a date's got to go in 21 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 1: the calendar? Can you this one? Can you put the 22 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: fourth of June in? I can't if I say it 23 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,479 Speaker 1: in the calendar I don't want to do it? Can 24 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: you put the dready? One is like what a takeaway? 25 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: Do we fancy tonight? And what for dinner tonight? Is 26 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 1: a endless stream of questions between my wife and ion 27 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: text So today that yesterday's one, yes even was about 28 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: can you put in your diary? Dune? The fourth, we're 29 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: all going on the queue train. Do you know you 30 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 1: guys everything on this queue train? 31 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. 32 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 3: That's a steam train that goes between Cliff When we 33 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 3: stayed in Queens Cliff Overy starts. 34 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: Lovely, isn't it? 35 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 2: Every hour? 36 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 3: It was giving Chris the rots. He goes if I 37 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 3: hear that damn one more time? 38 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 2: Thought you were going to say you rode it every hour? 39 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,320 Speaker 2: Chris couldn't get enough of it again, please me shove 40 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 2: on the. 41 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: Coal in the front like a kid with a birthday treats. 42 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 1: So it's an old train, isn't it. Train is all right? 43 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: There's a restaurant on board. 44 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I do lots of stuff. They do jazz, I 45 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 3: think on some Sundays and all sorts of things. Thomas 46 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 3: the tangine across the summer holidays. 47 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: It's brilliant, Oh fantastic, we're doing that. That's about that's 48 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: going in the June and fourth. That's date to look 49 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: forward to. Chance on a train, can't escape Jasculus. They 50 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: just called you. Are you even going in the toilet? 51 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: There's a govern slide tron brown Jackie boy? What's he at? 52 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: The textas on top of your phone? 53 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 2: All right? My last one is out going? So I've 54 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 2: sent this? How old is he? Three exploration marks? He 55 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 2: was a baby. 56 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: The other day I have a guess someone who's twenty one. 57 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 2: It's Hamish Blake's sons Sonny. 58 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,679 Speaker 1: How old is he now? 59 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,119 Speaker 2: He must be like? He looks like ten. The last 60 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 2: time I saw I don't even. 61 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 1: Know closest friends. What are your closest friends? Right? How 62 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: old is he now? He looks like he must be ten. 63 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 2: Hamish and his family live in Sydney. 64 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: Now you. 65 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:56,239 Speaker 2: Knowing them? 66 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: About fifteen years? Those boys. 67 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 2: I honestly, the last time I saw him, I reckon. 68 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 2: He could hardly walk. It felt like he was out 69 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 2: of it. 70 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: The first time you introduced me to Sonny, we're in 71 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: Cheeky Monkey. That was about four years ago. Well he 72 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: was walking then, he was like four. 73 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 4: Now he looks like a proper grown up kids. I 74 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 4: couldn't believe how old is he? And Harrish never wrote back, 75 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 4: So I don't know. 76 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: Why that, says stinking flake who Actually the question is, seriously, 77 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: how old is he? I've got no idea how old 78 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 1: is he now? No one asked that he's a close friend. 79 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: You should know if you google it you'll probably probably 80 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: get the answers on Wikipedia. You couldn't even rather do that. Patsy, 81 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: what's the Texas on till be your phone? Mine? 82 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 3: Says it's hanging on the laundry door. Audrey has school 83 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 3: photos today, So I said to Chris last night, make 84 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 3: sure you put a fresh shirt on her. And he's 85 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 3: texted me one with like sort of you. 86 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 1: Know, bad stains or something. Not that again you have 87 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: blood down it last. 88 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 2: Year, I say, one time, clean shirt, gravy Canada. 89 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: No gravy shirt with. 90 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 3: Girls, especially because they're not kicking footies so much like 91 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 3: boys in the mud. You can get a couple of 92 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 3: days out. 93 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 2: Of a shirt. 94 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 3: So I said to her. She had a fresh one yesterday, 95 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 3: but I said, please make sure she has a fresh 96 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 3: one again today for the photo. 97 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: These school photos I didn't want to arrived last week 98 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 1: and I caught my daughter and put them in the bin, 99 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's got my name on it. 100 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: It's the school photos. They're ter wort. Oh no, yeah, 101 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: that's how it should always be. School photos aren't selfies. Okay, 102 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: hand them here. They were beautiful, but the technoon she's 103 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: still the same. Yeah, it's that strange sort of sky 104 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 1: blue backdrop that just brains the color out of any 105 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: healthy looking, vibrant kid or adult. You ever see any 106 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 1: posters around town, No one is in front of that 107 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 1: awful sky blue backdrop. Entraine your life forts off from them. 108 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 2: They cost a pretty penny, cost. 109 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: A pretty penny. These days they's all have ten move 110 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: and six. I think they are really really, really really expensive. Honestly, 111 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: so I could top notch photographer for what is stand there, click. 112 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 3: Go, And it's all the same sort of stances. I'd 113 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 3: love like a full length shot of her in a uniform, 114 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 3: but it's always just like sitting there on the angle 115 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 3: with head. 116 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 2: You want to say that clean shirt that I'm working too. 117 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: As I said, Lois, so there are these grease stains 118 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,720 Speaker 1: down I tell you mom about this before Carl and 119 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: Brner and. 120 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 3: You're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast. 121 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,720 Speaker 1: All right, let's go through these. I love this one 122 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: that came in a little bit too late. Hi heard 123 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 1: on the rail of this morning. You're searching for Tony Barber. 124 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 1: I'm his agents today, my friend, I've gone man o 125 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: Manno no cut for you, mister agent. Knew there was 126 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 1: not that much work out there. All right, so many 127 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 1: sext messages coming in there no explanation, and we're trying 128 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 1: to work out what's going on in your life. It's 129 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 1: bib Thursday. 130 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 2: Sounds. 131 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: I'm back at your house for Aladay school photo today. 132 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 2: No stains on the top. What however, where you bibs? 133 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 1: Everybody is bib Thursday day. Bibis are things you should 134 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: have to live in school sports sometimes versus or. I 135 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: don't think they do this now, but sometimes we had 136 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 1: a yeah that pe teacher left up for a turn 137 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: that is not happening now. Skins and you know when 138 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 1: it is very different time. No one said, wait, why 139 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 1: there's bibbs there, sir? Why are hiding them behind your back? 140 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 2: No? 141 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 1: I forgot to read them today. Just show me your 142 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 1: skins are when did they when do you reckon it? 143 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: Was the year where they were like, you're coming doing 144 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:40,559 Speaker 1: that anymore? I no more skins anyway. Bib Thursday, guys, 145 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: is Bib Thursday. Meeker's sleeping with me in the back 146 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 1: room in case you can't find her in the morning. 147 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: That's a pet or baby and. 148 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 2: You know what that sounds like. 149 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 4: Actually that's probably two partners who have a baby and 150 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 4: one they have that spare room to go and sleep 151 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 4: in the sanctuary. 152 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 2: That's what we call. 153 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the panic room. It's a nice name. I've 154 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,919 Speaker 1: only heard it once before. There was a character on 155 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: Neighbors a couple of years ago who had that name. 156 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: I'm now desperate to know that the people talking about 157 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: a baby that's been named and it's an unusual name. 158 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: But is it Toadfish? Do you think someone's called the 159 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 1: kid Toadfish? 160 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 2: Can't roll out. 161 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: Some Queenslander Toadfish or Missus Mengele. Yes, this is one 162 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: hundred a Thursday message. I reckon this has come in 163 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: this morning. Tomorrow we're going to get slammed. That is, guys, guys, guys, 164 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 1: is it I'm willing to guess that's guys, guys. Guys. Uh, 165 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: you're welcome Jenny and it's double bunny. 166 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 3: Oh what does that mean? 167 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 2: Is it some kind of secret code? Yeah? Or are 168 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 2: there actually two rabbits? 169 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: No, I reckon, there's something going on. This code for something. 170 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: And then this is guy here. We've been talking earlier 171 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: about pacemakers. Patsy's dancer handled fitted this week Christian who 172 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: said that there's a monitor that feeds information once a day. 173 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,560 Speaker 1: I want to know that if you all the help 174 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: desk and there's a technical problem, do they ask you 175 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: to turn the pacemaker on and off again to see 176 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: if it fixes the problem? Actually, I think they bring 177 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 1: you in. They do actually open you up to have 178 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: a quick look at it, give it a little bang 179 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 1: on a tabment and put it back In the Christian 180 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: O'Connell show podcast. At the moment, we're slipping through your 181 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 1: phone messages. Whatever the phone message is that's at the 182 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: top of your inbox, send it over to me on 183 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,840 Speaker 1: for seven five three one oh four three. That's our 184 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 1: text number on the show. O four seven five O 185 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: three one oh four three. No explanation, Just forward on 186 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 1: the text message that's on the top of your phone, 187 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: whether you sent it to somebody or it came into you. 188 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 1: Let's get back into them. This is all in block capitals. 189 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,559 Speaker 1: So someone, this is when it's it's always like exclamatory, 190 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,320 Speaker 1: isn't it when it's all in block capitals. Can you 191 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: believe Nando's has a no cash policy? 192 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 2: Now? 193 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 1: Dot dot dot question mark? Well, quite a few places 194 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,559 Speaker 1: have a no case see now says kind of COVID thing. 195 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 1: Or I guess it isn't only handling that dirty old cash. 196 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,559 Speaker 3: I didn't think you could refuse cash. It's a form 197 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:13,560 Speaker 3: of Payment's. 198 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:15,079 Speaker 1: Woken up going down there to play for that piery 199 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:22,560 Speaker 1: pierry chicken in a pitcher. I love Ernandos. I'm at 200 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: d C eight ten to eight point fifty. If you 201 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 1: want to say hello, that is someone who ryans a 202 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: very tight schedule. What is DC code. 203 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 2: For Washington d C? Strange texta scene. 204 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 1: Just don't have that kind of business going on. Come on, hidal, 205 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 1: don't call a text. I'm in the car with the Ferrels. 206 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: We know Ferrels is under twelve teenagers? Is that you 207 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: just say the teens or some of that Ferrels? Is 208 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: that seven eight nine peak feral, isn't it? We were 209 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: all especially boys, We were all ferrls, former fers and 210 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,680 Speaker 1: slightly feral still now. To be honest, if my wife 211 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,680 Speaker 1: is away for a day or two, I will go 212 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: feral again. 213 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,199 Speaker 4: And if you get in the car with a car 214 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 4: load of guys at any age, it goes. 215 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,080 Speaker 1: So yes, I love this one. Hey, d don't don't 216 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,600 Speaker 1: even call them text, don't even speak to me when 217 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: this I in the car with the Ferrls going to Costco. Oh, 218 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,280 Speaker 1: it's even worse. You're going to Costco and peak traffic. Uh. 219 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: It's it's finished, but it's making noises like it's on brackets, weird, 220 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 1: but no smell, so I've turned it off. 221 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 4: Washing machine could be any household appliants because our dishwasher 222 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 4: steal beeps like it finishes. 223 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,240 Speaker 1: And then you're so needy, aren't they? All the beats 224 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 1: and sirens going on with the washing machine or washing 225 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,120 Speaker 1: machine when it's finish, has got this irritating buzzer? Is that. 226 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 2: I like to keep them in there. I like the 227 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 2: dishes in there. Wash me. 228 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 1: It's all right, there's no time limit on this. 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