Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical Pivot. Comments make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: Bring pikes, nurseries, nursery pikes, p y k e s Hey,
Speaker 2: why I hey?
Speaker 1: As in kill hey?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food.
Speaker 6: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 6: a good chime.
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches about me.
Speaker 7: Don't forget.
Speaker 1: No, he is maturely and episode if someone saying, who
Speaker 1: who's that? Oh?
Speaker 6: It's Jenna High our third wheel is here.
Speaker 1: Hello, okay Jenna?
Speaker 6: Now Jenna, can I ask, yes, are you okay?
Speaker 8: You know it's been it's been a bit tough lately,
Speaker 8: but you know I'm doing I'm coping.
Speaker 1: Good, Jenna, Thank you for asking.
Speaker 6: It's are you okay? Day? This week? Guys, don't forget
Speaker 6: to check in on your loved ones. How unfortunate that
Speaker 6: that's fallen during a lockdown on Thursday? I think it's Thursday.
Speaker 6: Isn't it Google that Jenna? Isn't it unfortunate that on
Speaker 6: Thursday when everyone says are you okay? You'll just hear
Speaker 6: this communal not across Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's we're in lockdown.
Speaker 9: I wonder if they had a meeting to reschedule it.
Speaker 9: They're like, can we just bump it this year because
Speaker 9: the answer will be an overwhelming no.
Speaker 7: It's Thursday day?
Speaker 1: What day?
Speaker 7: Ninth night?
Speaker 6: So yeah, what's the premise of it?
Speaker 9: You were just meant to ask a family member or
Speaker 9: a loved one are you okay?
Speaker 6: Yes? Because a conversation can save a life. They say,
Speaker 6: you never know what people are bottling up. You know,
Speaker 6: do you have to.
Speaker 1: Spell it the way that they spell it?
Speaker 9: Or are you allowed to fully, like grammatically correctly spell it?
Speaker 6: I mean you don't even have to use those words.
Speaker 6: You can say you're right, darling.
Speaker 8: And I think this year they're really emphasizing the fact
Speaker 8: that are you really okay? So instead of just being like,
Speaker 8: are you okay? Oh yep, yeah, I'm fine, No, are
Speaker 8: you really okay?
Speaker 1: In ten years it'll be fucking tell me.
Speaker 6: That was my cue, Jenna, are you really okay?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Thank you? Like I said, it's hard, but I'm getting there.
Speaker 1: Great. It is tough, isn't it. I think everyone's feeling
Speaker 1: like that at the moment.
Speaker 9: Even my mum and dad mentioned mental health on the
Speaker 9: phone the other day to me, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, I mean they're in there. My
Speaker 1: dad just turned sixty, my mom's fifty five.
Speaker 9: Like mental health isn't something that they register as an
Speaker 9: actual problem, and for them to bring it up, I mean,
Speaker 9: it's hitting the boomers, guys.
Speaker 6: I know my mom's the same because historically I am
Speaker 6: quite alone, and so she actually doesn't believe me when
Speaker 6: I tell her I'm coping. Okay, This lockdown like last
Speaker 6: lockdown by comparison, I feel like I've got my head
Speaker 6: screwed on pretty well. I'm coping right, Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 6: I'd love to smash a fucking schnitty and a schooner
Speaker 6: at the pub with me mates right now. But I'm okay,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. And she's like, are you sure? Oh,
Speaker 6: I'm surprised. I thought you'd be struggling. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 6: thank you.
Speaker 9: Just assuming you to be nuts. I feel okay. I'm
Speaker 9: a bit sad that my birthday is a month away
Speaker 9: and I'm last year I had the lockdown limit. You guys,
Speaker 9: were there, we could have ten people over.
Speaker 1: It was nice.
Speaker 9: So I had a birthday thing last year, I guess,
Speaker 9: but it wasn't like I wanted to do it at
Speaker 9: my family home in the Shire, and this year I'll
Speaker 9: be able to do nothing. Although the new picnic law
Speaker 9: will be out. It's like Paddington Bear's fucking run out
Speaker 9: of the country.
Speaker 1: Rule in place. Honey pots allowed.
Speaker 6: No Bear, It's not like a picnic is much of
Speaker 6: a character dangle anyway, Like oh, yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 6: rush off and get the jab so I can have
Speaker 6: a picnic with five mates, Like come on, yeah, what's
Speaker 6: he fully jabbed? I know, I want to be fucked off,
Speaker 6: my face blacked out on the puff to a bathroom floor,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. I feel like that's a
Speaker 6: fair reward.
Speaker 9: If God has perogically and offered everyone a double black
Speaker 9: per jab that they got, there were lines down the street.
Speaker 1: A pack of jab in the arm, Ciggy's in hand,
Speaker 1: he's a big lighter.
Speaker 8: We'd get to the seventy percent target.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I just realized I'm going to have to beep
Speaker 6: out what you just said. You're not supposed to mention
Speaker 6: cigarette brands. Like you can say cigarettes, but you can't
Speaker 6: say their brand name. Is that right, Sam, Sam's here.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the second time I've done that. I did
Speaker 9: that the Sophie Monk.
Speaker 1: Interview as well.
Speaker 9: Remember, Yeah, it's just because it's funnier when you say brands.
Speaker 9: It is a pack of cigarettes, but it's so much
Speaker 9: funnier when the audience member can picture the exact thing
Speaker 9: that I'm talking about. I just need to do that
Speaker 9: for things that want There.
Speaker 6: Is something funny about mentioning brand names, Like instead of saying, oh,
Speaker 6: open the screen door, you say, oh, just knock on
Speaker 6: the crimsnafe.
Speaker 9: Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 6: But you can't do that with darts unfortunately.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 9: I slipped over on some cereal in the in the
Speaker 9: in n Aisle three at col No. But I've slipt over
Speaker 9: on a bag of open mini.
Speaker 1: Weeks in three. It's hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 9: Because you can picture the shredded wheat everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 6: A Granny Smith a day keeps the doctor away.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right.
Speaker 7: I choked on a rainbow paddle pop.
Speaker 1: Stick Jenna again. Now we're gonna have to ask if
Speaker 1: you're okay again. That comment.
Speaker 9: Anyway, Jenna, you are very excited for this as am
Speaker 9: I as a you, Mitchell, because today we conclude the
Speaker 9: first annual Moderates of Games, which is an initiative brought
Speaker 9: on by Ijim HR. As you know, our company has
Speaker 9: expanded and our HR team said, let's include the fans
Speaker 9: of the Facebook group. So this is what we've done.
Speaker 9: We've opened it up. We have two listeners in during
Speaker 9: Idiots coming on the show, Callum and it's Hannah, isn't
Speaker 9: it Steph Steph. Steph is coming on and they were
Speaker 9: tasked last week to bring a guest each onto the show.
Speaker 9: The most impressive will be granted the role as moderator
Speaker 9: on our Facebook group. I'm kind of nervous for the Mitch.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean this is a part two guys, So if
Speaker 6: you didn't listen to episode eighty one, you're going to
Speaker 6: have to do so. Another thing that happened last week
Speaker 6: is we were talking about fan Fix and we challenged
Speaker 6: people listening to write in fan fiction about us, which
Speaker 6: is basically just like Mitch and Mitch erotica. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: I've got something. I'll play it to you later. Okay,
Speaker 6: hope it's not an erection. No God, no good. I'm
Speaker 6: horrified to think what it will say.
Speaker 1: I've got something hidden off camera and it's along. We'll
Speaker 1: do it later.
Speaker 6: Now before we get into our is it just Me's
Speaker 6: for the week? As you know, we bring one each.
Speaker 6: I want to double check, Mitch that you have not
Speaker 6: doubled up on is it just Me's again? No, because
Speaker 6: one about Darling listeners pointed out that last week when
Speaker 6: you were banging on about trolleys, that was not the
Speaker 6: first time you'd done so. You'd reused an old engen.
Speaker 9: And the weird thing about that was because I found
Speaker 9: out midweek that happened to I got so many fucking
Speaker 9: messages you're all narks. You could have let it slip by,
Speaker 9: you know how Mitchell loved to pay attention to those things.
Speaker 1: You could have let me have it, but no.
Speaker 6: But I didn't know it. Isn't that weird. I just
Speaker 6: have no recollection of you ever doing an I gym
Speaker 6: about trolley's, probably because it was so unremarkable and yet
Speaker 6: you felt the need to bring it up again. Anyway,
Speaker 6: if anyone missed it, this was last week Mitch banging
Speaker 6: on about trolleys.
Speaker 9: Are the baby shopping trolleys better than the full adult
Speaker 9: shopping trolls.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, they've got a flag.
Speaker 9: No, not the baby ones. They've got like the medium
Speaker 9: sized mid TI trolley.
Speaker 6: So that was last week, and if you rewind to
Speaker 6: episode sixty six, it's basically a copy and paste job.
Speaker 6: Listen to this, just me, half trolley's better than full trolleys.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yepes.
Speaker 6: I passed my driver's test with flying colors, and yet
Speaker 6: I cannot maneuver those motherfuckers. The big trolleys are so difficult.
Speaker 1: You want to know.
Speaker 9: The sad thing though, that it wasn't even me scrolling
Speaker 9: up in my gym notes and rereading it again.
Speaker 1: I've had this thought all over again. I get idiot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just thought that you didn't delete it out
Speaker 6: of your notes. But this was that was the most
Speaker 6: interesting thing that happened to you that week, Okay, thought, Yeah,
Speaker 6: you haven't got more trolley chat for this week's Jim.
Speaker 1: Do you? I could go on it for days.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, our Facebook group is full of troy to.
Speaker 1: Say the amount of trolley picks I've been sent? What's
Speaker 1: my wallpaper? I'm not joking anyway. That's all I've gone
Speaker 1: on trolley's I have no more. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: It was your first time listening.
Speaker 9: We bring an edgym each week, apparently sometimes recycled something
Speaker 9: we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate.
Speaker 1: It's an Is it just me? Mitch brings one? I
Speaker 1: bring one?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Why do you kick things off? Dylan? What do
Speaker 6: you got this week?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Is it just me? Do you miss traveling?
Speaker 6: No? Do you know what the thought of going on
Speaker 6: a flight now makes you feel so coastrophobic?
Speaker 1: Jenna?
Speaker 6: Do you remember when we went on your floody contiguy trip,
Speaker 6: that fucking twenty three hour flight to London. Oh, Like,
Speaker 6: I like.
Speaker 8: The concept of traveling that doesn't include the aeroplane, and
Speaker 8: like actually getting that, Like I would love to go
Speaker 8: back to New York. Yeah, but that plane trip just so.
Speaker 6: The flight to America is a breeze compared to the
Speaker 6: flight to Europe.
Speaker 7: Like, no things, And then get.
Speaker 9: On again, going to do the stop over, and it's, oh, yeah,
Speaker 9: I don't mind it.
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. I don't I miss that.
Speaker 9: I Like I would give anything to be on a
Speaker 9: plane for eighteen hours.
Speaker 11: Oh, I love a plane.
Speaker 1: Three eighty. Oh my god, I adore it.
Speaker 9: I am the type of person that will download bestseat
Speaker 9: map dot com and I will find the best seat
Speaker 9: and I will pick that seat on the plane. And
Speaker 9: then as I'm walking down with Hayden, I go, that's
Speaker 9: twenty four seat that you originally had. But see, the
Speaker 9: leg room is three millimeters crammed from the lorry tray
Speaker 9: above the head. Then you've got the lavatory to the right,
Speaker 9: so you'll have a stink you know it.
Speaker 1: Sleep. But we're in twelve B and C. I have
Speaker 1: done all the research.
Speaker 6: So what's your idea of a good plane seat? Because
Speaker 6: I'm always torn. Do I get the window seat for.
Speaker 1: The view yeah?
Speaker 6: Or do I get the aisle seat so that I
Speaker 6: don't have to crawl over some fat thing who's half
Speaker 6: asleep on the way to Europe?
Speaker 9: Mitchell, we didn't go to Europe together. There's still include
Speaker 9: me in that story.
Speaker 6: No, But isn't that the worst When you need to
Speaker 6: go to the bathroom and you're like, I don't want
Speaker 6: to wake this bitch who has reclined right next to me,
Speaker 6: But I'm loving the view out the window.
Speaker 9: Nothing worse than the cunt, Yeah, I said it in
Speaker 9: front of you before the plane takes off, that reclimb
Speaker 9: their seat eight away. I know you're about to get
Speaker 9: meal service. Put your iPad on the little tray in front,
Speaker 9: and it like crushes your front. Anyway, it's different for
Speaker 9: me than it is to you. I'm assuming, Mitch because
Speaker 9: I'm six foot three and I'm a thicker ball. So
Speaker 9: I always go the aisle because I can chuck my
Speaker 9: right leg out, like my right leg.
Speaker 1: Can go into nile.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 9: The reason I say this is because I've made a discovery. Yeah,
Speaker 9: that has changed the way I operate during the day.
Speaker 9: So this is a website called drive and listen this.
Speaker 9: My mouse isn't working.
Speaker 6: No, oh, you're trying to bring up the website, Sam,
Speaker 6: have you got access to the mouse. Mitch is just
Speaker 6: failing today. He's not in a good mood. Everyone. I
Speaker 6: need to give you a heads up. FU fuck, I
Speaker 6: said to Mitch before we started the show. I think
Speaker 6: you should be honest and tell everyone that you're in
Speaker 6: a foul mood because it's a nice point of difference.
Speaker 6: Usually I'm a piece of shit and you're the nice one.
Speaker 6: But we can switch it's fine.
Speaker 11: Ah, my cousin's calling me.
Speaker 1: Fuck off cousin.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, I'm the nice one today. Oh just tell
Speaker 6: him you'll call that later.
Speaker 1: Why is Anna calling me? Hello, Darling? Sorry, I know
Speaker 1: you're at work.
Speaker 11: Just write it all in one message.
Speaker 6: Put addr on.
Speaker 1: All right, let's call it put on.
Speaker 6: I don't know what's so fucking urgent?
Speaker 3: Hello, Darning.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm recording the podcast.
Speaker 9: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10: I'm just messaging you. Don't worry. It's non urgent.
Speaker 1: I'll text you. You're called and then your text.
Speaker 6: I thought, you know, is he related to Hermione Granger?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 10: No, No, no, all good, keep recording.
Speaker 3: I'll message you and just get back.
Speaker 2: Three.
Speaker 1: Is it about Saturday night? Will you be there?
Speaker 9: Wants to know what Saturday night?
Speaker 1: I send you the text? I didn't family Trivia night?
Speaker 9: I have.
Speaker 1: Bullshit. Chewy is in it as well?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitchell, Anna's a big fan of you.
Speaker 11: Can we do this another time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Bye? Anna? I love you, Darlan, No, not with you.
Speaker 11: I'm yelling at Mitchell.
Speaker 10: We can't know you can do the podcast.
Speaker 12: Bye?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Sorry, tunnel, sorry, tunnel, Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that you had pommy relative to something
Speaker 6: new every week.
Speaker 9: No, she's dating my actual cousin's best friend, Chewye, who's Asian.
Speaker 6: And you invite her to fan trivia.
Speaker 8: Jesus, Wait, so she's not actually your cousin to call anyway.
Speaker 11: Wake the website up.
Speaker 1: The website's up. Can you hear that? Mitchell?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What is that your cousin?
Speaker 9: So that's that's Radio Pakistan. The website is called Drive
Speaker 9: and Listen and it is a live feed of someone
Speaker 9: driving in every major capital city what webcam on their
Speaker 9: on their dash and then it tunes into their local
Speaker 9: radio station. So give me a city, Mitch, you want
Speaker 9: to travel to a big capital?
Speaker 6: Oh my god? Hold on? What's the website again?
Speaker 1: Drive and Listen?
Speaker 6: So are you eavesdropping on them or just their radio station?
Speaker 1: Just their local radio station.
Speaker 6: Oh that's less exciting. I thought we're gonna hear people
Speaker 6: bitching in an uber.
Speaker 1: Jennet, come over here, and I'm not gonna.
Speaker 6: Lie from one radio nerd to another. I do enjoy
Speaker 6: browsing International Radio Fiji has some fucking great.
Speaker 1: Stations, Mitchell, where do you want to go to? I?
Speaker 6: Hang on, I just found it. It's not driving listen
Speaker 6: dot com, it's drive and listen dot hero kuapp dot com.
Speaker 9: Look at Havana Mumbai. Yep, Havanah, let's do Havana Havana. No,
Speaker 9: not here, we go tuning in, tuning in, so Jenna
Speaker 9: and I are sitting here watching ari Em rob drive
Speaker 9: through the main streets of Cuba. Let's all just zone
Speaker 9: out for a second and pretend we're listening to Cuban radio.
Speaker 6: This is you can actually see him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can. We can see the view of his car.
Speaker 6: Oh, now I get it. So you're listening to the radio,
Speaker 6: but the webcam is so you can see. Wow, that
Speaker 6: is fascinating.
Speaker 9: Yes, it looks like you're driving. Ready, let's zone out
Speaker 9: or in Havana, Jenna renov. Oh, look at that man
Speaker 9: being mugged on the side of the road.
Speaker 11: Oh God, that man's crossing Issuan. He almost got hit
Speaker 11: by a bus.
Speaker 1: This is brilliant.
Speaker 6: You know what that is actually in credible because when
Speaker 6: I was living at home in the country and I
Speaker 6: wanted desperately to live in Sydney, I remember distinctly googling
Speaker 6: trying to find some sort of live feed of Sydney
Speaker 6: so that I could feel that I was there in
Speaker 6: the flesh, and the only thing I could find was
Speaker 6: the New South Wales traffic cameras. I was just watching
Speaker 6: people on the M four so that I could feel
Speaker 6: close to me. This is amazing.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Melbourne. See if they pick up kiss
Speaker 1: one on one one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the truck audio. This is him actually driving.
Speaker 6: Imagine if he can here at we just buzz in
Speaker 6: can mate?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, it's SBS radio.
Speaker 6: Is this like an uber situation where like could I
Speaker 6: sign up as a webcam driver in Sydney? Like they
Speaker 6: can just watch my astro put under my apartment in lockdown.
Speaker 9: I don't know how it works, but Erkham is the creator.
Speaker 9: He says, I'm creating a site to drive through cities
Speaker 9: while you listen to their local radio stations, and everyone
Speaker 9: in the comments are saying thank you.
Speaker 1: Perhaps you'll be rolling up to the drive. Fox FM
Speaker 1: is kicked in voltswg Oh.
Speaker 6: The competition is homemakeover.
Speaker 1: We're going to Paris now, Mitchell Oh.
Speaker 6: Love it?
Speaker 1: Chantey France is loading hold on apology?
Speaker 6: Have you pressed simple play Wi The most Australian accent
Speaker 6: possible Oh.
Speaker 11: That's the French.
Speaker 6: Here we go croissant bagguet. I can speak French.
Speaker 1: To leave a rat. Oh wow, all right.
Speaker 9: We'll end in Mumbai, where we've got Red Hot Hindi Radio.
Speaker 1: Beautiful South Mumbai, Jenna.
Speaker 6: Look at the the weather like in South Mumbai, Jenna.
Speaker 6: Could you find out.
Speaker 1: Google the weather Jenna and Mumbai here you can use this.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Now Mitchell, his live Google Maps account is
Speaker 1: coming up. It's so cool.
Speaker 6: Oh so you could assassinate him if you want to know.
Speaker 1: I know exactly where the bastard is. He's got a thirty.
Speaker 8: Two twenty nine degrees lovely.
Speaker 1: Oh this is Selena Gomes, his latest b I love
Speaker 1: it anyway.
Speaker 9: The point is Hayden and nine have been choosing a
Speaker 9: new city every morning, and after watching the eleven AM presser,
Speaker 9: we get the COVID cases and we're depressed.
Speaker 1: We then plug in drive and listen.
Speaker 9: And yesterday we're in Dunedin and we were listening to
Speaker 9: local plun Dunedin.
Speaker 11: What is it?
Speaker 6: Dunedin sounds like it's near Dubbo. That's nothing flash.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's Mayra.
Speaker 9: Anyone, guys, drive and listen, get around it, enjoy it.
Speaker 6: I'm all about it. Good ja, Mitch, you're straight away
Speaker 6: from trolley here.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, Liza, I'll be doing the same. I'll
Speaker 9: be doing this you again in about thirteen weeks.
Speaker 1: It was even picks up. All right, let's move on.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: It's the fizzy drink guy on TikTok not the same anymore?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I know.
Speaker 9: This is the guy that tried to wean off fizzy
Speaker 9: drink and he said, what day three of not drinking
Speaker 9: fizzy drink?
Speaker 6: Yes. So his name's row Hit and he's done remarkably well.
Speaker 6: He quit fizzy drink. He kept everyone up to date
Speaker 6: with his progress on TikTok. He even got a weight
Speaker 6: watcher's sponsorship, and he's looking great. He's definitely lost weight.
Speaker 6: He's been off fizzy drink for a long time. But
Speaker 6: I've just noticed that he's changed his inflection because he
Speaker 6: starts his videos the exact same way every time. We
Speaker 6: all know this, ra you've heard this.
Speaker 12: Hello, every more phizzy drink for me today?
Speaker 1: Today I have completed right good to him? Yeah of course,
Speaker 1: yeah that was viral.
Speaker 6: And I just get such a big smile on my
Speaker 6: face every day when I see fizzy drinks for me today,
Speaker 6: and now he's changed his inflection. Listen to this. All
Speaker 6: his new videos say this.
Speaker 12: Hello everyone, no phizzy drink for me today.
Speaker 6: Why does he have a stroke after saying the word fizzy?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no phizzy drink from me today.
Speaker 6: It used to be no fizzy drink for me today,
Speaker 6: but now it's no fizzy drink for me today.
Speaker 9: Maybe it's the lack of sugar and carbonation that's Maybe
Speaker 9: he needs the caffeine and sugar to stop.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's breaking.
Speaker 7: Down, but I hate it.
Speaker 6: It's like someone's trying to media train him. I'll just
Speaker 6: really be clear with your words. And now he's saying.
Speaker 12: This, Hello everyone, no phizzy drink for me today.
Speaker 6: I don't like the new inflection.
Speaker 1: Wait, play the first one. Play the first one again.
Speaker 6: This is the og, the one that we all came
Speaker 6: to know and loved.
Speaker 12: Hello, every more, phizzy drink for me today?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah I get you.
Speaker 6: But now it's.
Speaker 12: Hello everyone, no phizzy drink for me today?
Speaker 6: Now why the pause after fizzy?
Speaker 9: I hate I hate it when brands do that. Imagine
Speaker 9: if next week we just came back with is it
Speaker 9: just me, that's not how it works, babe.
Speaker 6: Sorry I missed your call. I've just been really busy
Speaker 6: with work.
Speaker 1: Episode eighty two, Welcome to His just me.
Speaker 6: Like, no, oh, babe, babe, how was your day at
Speaker 6: Luna Park? Oh my god, it was so much fun.
Speaker 6: But I got really dizzy on the mouse Trap.
Speaker 1: What's that show on Disney Channel that you like?
Speaker 9: Oh, that's the reboot of Lizzy Maguire.
Speaker 1: That's a good show.
Speaker 6: You're right, Poor row Hit, Poor row Hit, that's his name.
Speaker 1: Oh, I agree. Should we try and get him on?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and just ask like, what's with the change of inflection?
Speaker 6: You know, I'm a bit iffy about it.
Speaker 1: Hayden, Do you want to get it on? I've got
Speaker 1: a stiffy.
Speaker 9: Me.
Speaker 8: Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch. Okay, let's read
Speaker 1: some reviews out.
Speaker 9: If you can muster up the strength or the passion
Speaker 9: to leave us a review, it makes us. This is
Speaker 9: the happiest part of the podcast. And as you know,
Speaker 9: I'm in a fuck mood today.
Speaker 6: Oh god, poor Darling.
Speaker 1: Let's pray. I don't know. I just woke up on
Speaker 1: this on the side of the bed.
Speaker 9: You know, I think it stemmed from I had my
Speaker 9: Amiga three fish oil tablet and it dissolved in my
Speaker 9: mouth a little bit before I ate it, and then
Speaker 9: I had fish o my mouth all day, and.
Speaker 1: No matter how many coffees I had, I couldn't get
Speaker 1: rid of the day.
Speaker 6: And I just, I mean, I would be pretty fucking
Speaker 6: pissed off if I started my day with a Tunis
Speaker 6: movie as well.
Speaker 1: Liquid I'm gonna go.
Speaker 9: You know, I had a friend growing up, Wade Turner,
Speaker 9: who his mum didn't believe that the Amiga three fish
Speaker 9: oil tablets had enough potency in them, so she made
Speaker 9: his own hard pressed fish. I would buy fish from
Speaker 9: the fish Mark. Sorry this memory he has just hit
Speaker 9: me in the smack being in the face and I
Speaker 9: can smell it. She would press fish mackerel, juice.
Speaker 6: Them like a lemon, yes, making a drinker.
Speaker 7: Disgusting.
Speaker 6: What the fuck woman?
Speaker 9: That's because we'd have sleepovers and in the morning i'd
Speaker 9: have my week bits and he'd have half a gallon
Speaker 9: of fucking fish. Hut, glad I'm staying over at your
Speaker 9: house anyway. Sorry, I digress.
Speaker 6: Well, look, hopefully these reviews cheer you up today, Darlan.
Speaker 1: A fucking better.
Speaker 9: Let me tell you that because you win a free mug.
Speaker 9: If your review is read out on the show, you've
Speaker 9: got a week to get in contact with price keeper Jenn.
Speaker 6: Now, yeah, reach out to her on our Instagram at
Speaker 6: a couple of inches, which is also where you can
Speaker 6: buy one if you don't win one, Lincoln Bio to
Speaker 6: do a bit of mug shopping.
Speaker 1: There's quite a few of them to be Now, this
Speaker 1: is fucked.
Speaker 11: Fuck is Talia?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: See, listen to Tarlie's title, right you tell you? Why
Speaker 1: don't we play a little game of spot the fuck up?
Speaker 1: So Tylia has said, oh, the.
Speaker 9: Best podcast ever all caps, exclamation points, lovely, quite beautiful.
Speaker 9: Thanks Talia.
Speaker 1: If it's the best fucking podcast ever, why have you
Speaker 1: left us two stars?
Speaker 6: What? Oh, Tarlie, are you dim witted little git? We're
Speaker 6: not going to give you a mug if you leave
Speaker 6: us two stars?
Speaker 1: Hands down the best podcast I've ever listened to. Oh well,
Speaker 1: here's two stars. The saving grades that pulled me out
Speaker 1: of the depths of the president.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you look at the teas and seeds,
Speaker 6: technically you've read her review out so she's still eligible
Speaker 6: for a mug fuck illegally.
Speaker 7: Have rats, Talia, you've rapped, thanks, Tarlia.
Speaker 9: I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt,
Speaker 9: and I think what's happened here is she's accidentally done
Speaker 9: two stars, because that's too glowing to only.
Speaker 6: I mean, she may have accidentally put two stars, but
Speaker 6: maybe we'll just accidentally send her a completely fucking smashed mug.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, Mitchell, do you have the mugs in
Speaker 1: your d you go get one, plase, no, please please.
Speaker 11: That's fine. Way they are.
Speaker 1: You talk amongst yourselves and I will go and get
Speaker 1: a man.
Speaker 6: And I just go get it.
Speaker 7: Okay, you're in a bad mood. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: I'm going.
Speaker 4: To get it.
Speaker 6: Now. It's literally just me's getting it.
Speaker 2: You are in a bad mood today?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah? Are you gonna do like a traditional Greek
Speaker 6: wedding style smashing of the mug?
Speaker 1: Just you wait, she'll get exactly what's coming to her.
Speaker 1: What was her name?
Speaker 6: Talia?
Speaker 9: Tarli Tarlia oc Talia oc Oh, Jenna, thank you, Jenna's
Speaker 9: got me a unboxed, unopened.
Speaker 6: Don't even open the box, you throw the box?
Speaker 9: No, no, no, I want to have a look at
Speaker 9: this beautiful full mug that could be you do, I
Speaker 9: don't know. You could give it to her family member.
Speaker 9: Oh it's packed well, because you don't want these to
Speaker 9: smash this. All things are so sensitive and so delicate,
Speaker 9: because we made sure we've got the best fine bone shoe.
Speaker 6: The pink one. Lovely. They're the face of.
Speaker 1: A beautiful pink one.
Speaker 9: And if she wants to give us two stars, oh
Speaker 9: my god, and she'll only get two percent.
Speaker 7: Oh my god. No, there's pieces over there or they're
Speaker 7: over here, So Jenny, what about all other pieces?
Speaker 9: I've got two pieces of a mug and I'll put
Speaker 9: them in the box. You can ship that off, two
Speaker 9: pieces of the mug for two stars.
Speaker 2: Oh good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, the staff are coming in.
Speaker 11: All good, We're all good everyone.
Speaker 1: Hey, Mitch, we're made.
Speaker 6: Put your headphones on, idiot.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Sam. Sam came into film Thatt.
Speaker 7: Thanks Sam, Sam.
Speaker 1: You're bleeding from the forehead long sore.
Speaker 6: Mitch. Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Oh? Better than ever?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I thoughts?
Speaker 7: Are you really okay?
Speaker 1: Thanks for asking?
Speaker 6: All right, we'll enjoy your shards.
Speaker 1: Tarlia, thank you everyone whoa Let's move on.
Speaker 9: We have your float to and they say a clean
Speaker 9: podcast five stars?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: A podcast I've listened to since day one? However, I
Speaker 9: have noticed a floor in the podcast. What get me
Speaker 9: another mug?
Speaker 1: Get me.
Speaker 6: Go fetch?
Speaker 1: No, please don't.
Speaker 9: It says on Apple podcasts that this show is clean.
Speaker 9: I beg to differ anyway. I live in Tasmania and
Speaker 9: I feel like I'm the only one who actually listens
Speaker 9: in Tasmania.
Speaker 6: Excuse the fuck you. We're fucking clean as fuck.
Speaker 1: Dog. There you go.
Speaker 9: Two mugs given out, well one and one and a
Speaker 9: one quarter gener I do expect.
Speaker 1: You to send this out. I'm going to sign it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to sign it. What was her name again?
Speaker 9: How do you spell dirdy hot? And I've only spelt
Speaker 9: Mitch with an emmon and I I don't know where
Speaker 9: the other three letters went, all right?
Speaker 1: I think Sam got hit by the actual glass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll actually see in the footage that will get
Speaker 2: put on mine. Maybe is that you literally threw it
Speaker 2: at my leg and it shattered off the chair that
Speaker 2: was behind me and shattered all into the back.
Speaker 11: Of my legs.
Speaker 7: There's a lot of blood.
Speaker 2: Was like God, there is literally bleeding.
Speaker 6: Are you Oh my god, Sam, There's not enough calcium
Speaker 6: in the world to save Sam's brittle bones from your
Speaker 6: mark throwing.
Speaker 7: Actually Tarlie's fault.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, you know what, I get it.
Speaker 12: That's it.
Speaker 6: I'm done. Don't be dramatic and quit the show. What's
Speaker 6: a bit of a sault between colleagues?
Speaker 1: Did it bounce off and hit you ship?
Speaker 2: I've got shots of a fucking mug in my legs.
Speaker 1: Oh no, do we need to pause? Are you okay?
Speaker 6: That's fine, Jenna, Yes, you go fetch the first aid
Speaker 6: kit please, Sam. He's got it in the kitchen. Oh Jenna, Yeah,
Speaker 6: not worries.
Speaker 2: I'll just hobble my way out.
Speaker 9: Sam is bleeding out on the way. Anyway, let's talk
Speaker 9: about us some more.
Speaker 6: Do you know what'll cheer you up? Mitchell? So last
Speaker 6: week on the show, we were talking about fan fictions.
Speaker 6: Right as in erotica, the people write about people that
Speaker 6: they're fans of. Correct, So for example, someone might write
Speaker 6: a dirty novel about no Hagrid and Dumbledore. They let
Speaker 6: their imagination run wild, and so we asked our listeners
Speaker 6: to send in some fanfic about you and I.
Speaker 4: Mitch.
Speaker 6: Oh god, so prepared to be uncomfortable because I've been
Speaker 6: sent some fanfic and it actually came from our good
Speaker 6: mate talisiha Vescio, who has you know? Mitch used to
Speaker 6: be the co host with me on my old podcast
Speaker 6: Not My Cup of Tea?
Speaker 1: Did you also notice Mitchell?
Speaker 9: Before we hear Talisiha's we had Watson Paddington send us
Speaker 9: erotica a fanfic that they had written in our secret
Speaker 9: Facebook group. It was so dirty and so vulgar that
Speaker 9: it got them a week long man on Facebook.
Speaker 6: How did that happen? Did we report it or something?
Speaker 7: No, someone else must have reported it.
Speaker 9: Wa'son messaged and said, apparently this post got my Facebook
Speaker 9: account disabled.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine why.
Speaker 9: Anyway, The fanfic is now officially uploaded on what pad,
Speaker 9: So if you like to read, you can search the
Speaker 9: words Jenna or diaphram or a couple of mitches and
Speaker 9: you will find the horny Masterpiece.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 6: What Wow? So this is why we need moderators. Clearly
Speaker 6: that's coming up, yes, but for now, do you want
Speaker 6: to hear it? She actually sent it in as audio.
Speaker 9: Oh you don't want any porn music or any sound effects.
Speaker 9: It's all sorted.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, it's all sorted.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 6: I'm reading it is either. But she gave me a
Speaker 6: heads up. She said, you're going to feel uncomfortable listening
Speaker 6: to it, Mitch.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to be able to look
Speaker 1: you in the eyes if I'm honest while this is playing.
Speaker 6: Oh well, thank god, I'm working from home.
Speaker 9: All right, let's roll this fan fiction for Mitch Coombs
Speaker 9: Mitch Jury from Talisha Esco.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to hear.
Speaker 10: Hello to the couple of Mitches. It is Talisha. Welcome
Speaker 10: to your fan fic or your worst nightmare. Let's get
Speaker 10: into the reading, shall we. So the trio had finally
Speaker 10: finished what could only be described as the most disastrous
Speaker 10: recording of the is It Just Me? Podcast? From the
Speaker 10: very beginning, everything was going wrong, and Jenna only added
Speaker 10: to the stress by offering less than usual to the podcast.
Speaker 7: Its accurate, that sounds realistic.
Speaker 10: As soon as the recording ended next week, Jenna abruptly
Speaker 10: got up from her stool and announced, I'm going to
Speaker 10: get to tea, and Coombs excused himself to the producer's
Speaker 10: booth to calm down. This left Jury alone in the studio,
Speaker 10: who was stressed and feeling flustered from the ordeal. He
Speaker 10: wiped a single beat of sweat from his forehead and
Speaker 10: licked it off his finger.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 10: His finger lingered there for a moment, and he slid
Speaker 10: it between his lips. His eyebrows shot up and he
Speaker 10: realized he was getting quite quickly aroused. He swirled his
Speaker 10: tongue around his finger and closed his eyes as he
Speaker 10: rocked back in his chair. He placed his free hand
Speaker 10: on the desk to stabilize him as his erection grew
Speaker 10: in his cheeks. He pulled his finger from his mouth
Speaker 10: and traced down his body and unzipped his fly in
Speaker 10: one fluid movement.
Speaker 1: Wow, he knew what he.
Speaker 10: Needed to do to relieve the stress in his body.
Speaker 10: Of what he wrapped his hand around and held it
Speaker 10: against his body, and he slipped a slight moan from
Speaker 10: his lips. At that moment, Coombs suddenly looked up to
Speaker 10: the speaker and realized the microphone was on. Coombs lingered
Speaker 10: in the producer's booth for a sh short time, and
Speaker 10: his mind began to wander should he tell him, should
Speaker 10: he leave him alone? Or should he join him?
Speaker 13: No, my god, He stood up and made his way
Speaker 13: to the studio door, where he appeared through a glass
Speaker 13: panel to see Churi completely exposed with his leg up
Speaker 13: on the desk.
Speaker 10: He was curious and was beginning to get aroused by
Speaker 10: the scene unfolding in front of him, so Kombs tried
Speaker 10: to get Churi's attention from outside the door, but realized
Speaker 10: he needed to go in. He lightly pushed on the
Speaker 10: door and entered the room. Churi was startled and tried
Speaker 10: to cover himself. It's okay, said Combs, leaning against the
Speaker 10: door with a smirk creeping over his lips. He moved
Speaker 10: towards the desk, biting his lip. Chruy Loop shocked, but
Speaker 10: was now feeling more intrigued. No Koombs looked into Chury's eyes,
Speaker 10: searching for permission, and he climbed aboard his lap, Struggling
Speaker 10: Churies around get linger there for a split second, one
Speaker 10: hand guiding Chury to his entrance and the other pulling
Speaker 10: down the fader. Just turned the fader off, Kumbs whispered,
Speaker 10: before letting Churi inside him. Oh, Kumbs rode Chury like
Speaker 10: a horse from the farm and dumbing his nails into
Speaker 10: his chest for stability.
Speaker 3: Guys, I think we need to re record.
Speaker 11: That was an absolute uster, with.
Speaker 10: Jenna flinging the studio door open with a cup of
Speaker 10: tea in hand. Kums clambered off jury and flung his
Speaker 10: bare body against the wall in an attempt to hide,
Speaker 10: but it was too late. No, Jenna stood opposite Churi,
Speaker 10: who was still exposed.
Speaker 11: What's going on in here?
Speaker 10: So that's that was that?
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 10: I hope you enjoy it and there, thank you so
Speaker 10: much for coming to my reading.
Speaker 7: Well done, very good writing, very good.
Speaker 6: I'm so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just going to turn the webcam off for
Speaker 1: the rest of the show.
Speaker 2: It was a bitter movement.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 6: Oh so if you guys didn't quite keep up with
Speaker 6: a story in a nutshell, Mitch was wanking in the
Speaker 6: studio and I just decided to.
Speaker 7: Hop on board, and I was making a tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was trying to search for your entrance.
Speaker 9: Why that story was I the most disgusting beast deciding
Speaker 9: to jerk off after tasting my own sweat, which it
Speaker 9: was a real plot for. And it's a single bead
Speaker 9: of sweat, which is not me. It's entire service of body.
Speaker 6: Sweat always drenched. Yeah, yeah, there is a real like
Speaker 6: she really lingered on the fact that you were a
Speaker 6: bit of a creep. I'm not the creepy one. I
Speaker 6: just helped myself, But you were the one that was
Speaker 6: wanking in the first.
Speaker 1: True, you're fine.
Speaker 9: You just saw an opportunity that I'm sure you've wanted
Speaker 9: to do since today you met.
Speaker 11: Me and nine.
Speaker 6: I think the biggest plot floor is that Jenna storms
Speaker 6: back in the studio and says, guys, we need to
Speaker 6: re record. This was a disaster. If this was real life,
Speaker 6: I would have turned to her and said, you're not
Speaker 6: the boss here, bitch, I'm having a ride.
Speaker 9: As if would have brought anything to our attention anyway.
Speaker 7: I would have looked and then ran off a bit.
Speaker 9: And you know what, I think we can officially end there, guys,
Speaker 9: no more, No more fan fictions. Please, we don't want
Speaker 9: any more submissions.
Speaker 1: Please never send them.
Speaker 6: Keep your imagination to yourself, please from now on.
Speaker 1: That's awful.
Speaker 9: Well, from one horn that was blown to another, it
Speaker 9: is officially time for this, ladies and gentlemen. It's time
Speaker 9: for the first annual Moderator Games, and.
Speaker 6: This is the deciding round. Of course, we have two
Speaker 6: finalists that carried over from episode eighty one. They're battling
Speaker 6: it out to be the moderators in our Facebook group
Speaker 6: Enduring Idiots.
Speaker 9: God knows why, no idea unpaid work. They're chomping at
Speaker 9: the bit for it. We had thousands of applicants, each
Speaker 9: paying a twenty dollars fee. We are coming out of
Speaker 9: this very very.
Speaker 6: Successful, even more rich than we already were.
Speaker 9: Exactly right loaded, but we are very excited to do this.
Speaker 9: Let's please welcome our first tributes and our final two, Callum.
Speaker 1: And Laura, Stephanie, Sammie. Steph is here, Allo, Steph, Welcome,
Speaker 1: Guy Hi. The task for.
Speaker 9: This week to win the role was to impress us
Speaker 9: and to book a guest, something that I am very
Speaker 9: familiar with.
Speaker 7: They don't have to be a celebrity or anything.
Speaker 9: That's right, Jenna, that they can be anyone make us laugh.
Speaker 9: Like I said, some people refer to this show as
Speaker 9: a comedy podcast, others true crime. I don't know where
Speaker 9: they go that from, but that's what others say.
Speaker 6: Do you feel like now that you've had to actually
Speaker 6: do work and like find a guess, is there a
Speaker 6: part of you that thinks, Oh, God, the prize is
Speaker 6: not worth it. I'm just moderating a group. Why am
Speaker 6: I coming above and beyond?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's a lot of work. I think
Speaker 3: it's a good reward.
Speaker 6: He that Mitch gets booking, not a lot of work.
Speaker 1: You guys are going to have the boss from hell.
Speaker 9: You know, I'm a very easy, cool, young Silicon Valley boss.
Speaker 1: You'll be dealing with Mitchell.
Speaker 9: You can back out now, say ah, if you want
Speaker 9: to back out.
Speaker 1: No, they are both excited.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 9: Uh, and I guess you too have guests ready to
Speaker 9: introduce to the show.
Speaker 12: Is that right? I do?
Speaker 1: We sure do? Now, Mitchell, how should we decide who
Speaker 1: goes first? Should there be a question that they must
Speaker 1: get right in order to decide who goes first? So
Speaker 1: it's fair?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, does rock paper scissors work over zoom?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Hold your hands up. I believe we can do
Speaker 1: rock paper scissors.
Speaker 11: On my account.
Speaker 9: Rock paper scissors go Calm wins, he beats Steph out.
Speaker 1: That is fine. It's a simple game of chance. Callum.
Speaker 9: We will now hand it over to you to introduce
Speaker 9: to us the guest that you have brought.
Speaker 11: Well, as you know, is it just me?
Speaker 14: Is run by the girls and the gays, and obviously
Speaker 14: with that comes a it's a very similar audience and
Speaker 14: any girl's gay, all they would know who this guest is.
Speaker 14: I decided to get a finalist from RuPaul's drag Race
Speaker 14: down under the One and Only art Simone is here.
Speaker 11: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Simone? Can you hear us?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 14: Hi?
Speaker 4: O god?
Speaker 9: Oh my god? This is I mean, I'm in utter shock.
Speaker 9: How did this happen? Did Callum just reach out to
Speaker 9: you and say, come on this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 15: I just got a little email from Callum being like, Hi,
Speaker 15: do you want to do this thing? I don't even
Speaker 15: really understand what I'm doing, but I've got nothing better.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a tricky thing to explain. You're basically just here.
Speaker 6: Like the challenge for Callum was to get a guest,
Speaker 6: and he's got a good one. Wow. A while since
Speaker 6: the show wrapped up, hasn't it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's been a couple of not a couple of months.
Speaker 15: I don't know, it seems like an eternity. Go I
Speaker 15: have no concept of time.
Speaker 6: But yeah, well it was even longer ago that you
Speaker 6: filmed it, right? When when was that we filmed?
Speaker 15: In January, so yeah, yeah, I mean it wasn't compared
Speaker 15: to like normal drag Race seasons. They're sitting that the
Speaker 15: footage is sitting in the can for like a good
Speaker 15: twelve months. So this really very yeah, very quick turnaround.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 9: We probably should establish this is a podcast that we do.
Speaker 9: We have a Facebook group and and Callum is competing
Speaker 9: to be the moderator to be in charge of our group.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Actually I'd like to say that I would like to
Speaker 15: be the moderator.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 11: So wow.
Speaker 6: I remember when I was watching RuPaul's drag Race down Under.
Speaker 6: I was particularly drawn to you arts the moment because
Speaker 6: you're a bit like me. You've got the Kath and
Speaker 6: Kim accent going on.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I know, I know. It's just a way of laugh,
Speaker 15: isn't it.
Speaker 6: It just comes over you. You don't turn it on
Speaker 6: or off on purpose. It just kind of happens sometimes.
Speaker 15: And it's this really weird thing where you'll be in
Speaker 15: a room with someone else and then they suddenly start
Speaker 15: talking like.
Speaker 1: That way as well.
Speaker 15: It's just you know, it's kat by Osmosis.
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I never I've never seen Kathy Kid I really don't now.
Speaker 9: I guess if you're Katherine, you're Kid, then i'd be
Speaker 9: Who's what's Magda's role?
Speaker 6: Sharon?
Speaker 1: Sharon shared Sharon, I love Sharon.
Speaker 9: Well, I think that's a very good guest. Art quickly
Speaker 9: drag Race question. Who are you rooting for on All Stars?
Speaker 1: Are you watching?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 15: Yes, because that's tonight.
Speaker 6: Well we've been finished by the time this podcast is
Speaker 6: up at anyone.
Speaker 1: I'm not really any of them.
Speaker 6: But why do you.
Speaker 3: Say that it's a great season?
Speaker 15: Because because I'm just not invested in any of them.
Speaker 1: It's just like, cool, go for it, girls.
Speaker 15: I hope they all win. I hope someone comes out
Speaker 15: of a big skip in this episode and takes over
Speaker 15: and then wins.
Speaker 9: So yeah, because that would be good to be brought
Speaker 9: back like Eureka and that to win. Wouldn't that be
Speaker 9: That would sort of make sense narratively, wouldn't it?
Speaker 15: Wouldn't that be fabulous? But who knows what will happen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, welcome Art. This is brilliant.
Speaker 9: So shall we keep Art on the line to see
Speaker 9: if Callum wins while we get STEP's guest, or does
Speaker 9: does Art just get eliminated?
Speaker 6: We're welcome to stick around.
Speaker 7: Do you have anything better to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If the answer is no, then this is really depressing
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 11: Are It's lockdown life.
Speaker 6: It's all I can do.
Speaker 1: I've locked out a good half an hour slot for this.
Speaker 1: So great? Okay, Do I have any more questions? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 9: Oh is Drag Race down at coming back for a
Speaker 9: season two? Do you know after the reception?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 15: I mean I've heard like whispers long the line that
Speaker 15: it will be, but there's been nothing officially announced yet,
Speaker 15: so we're waiting to hear.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: Interesting, I wish I had the gusts.
Speaker 6: For Hey, Mitch, Yeah, can you turn that drone off?
Speaker 6: I feel like there's a fucking mosquito in my ears?
Speaker 1: But it says the tone.
Speaker 6: We've had, the intensity. Now we're just chatting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, Okay, Well I feel good. Steph? How are you?
Speaker 1: Stephen popped off the vape?
Speaker 9: She's like, how I got simone? She's just got a vape?
Speaker 1: Swety, don't be worried, Steph.
Speaker 11: You'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I guess you know what you're hear. Now, why don't
Speaker 1: you stay? It's a party. Yeah, yeah, I'll hang out.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well Steph has brought again. Art's got her mother,
Speaker 1: Stephan vaping? Steph? Should we bring your guest in?
Speaker 3: Yes, we should.
Speaker 1: Why don't you introduce some Steph?
Speaker 3: I would like to introduce Blake. He is from the
Speaker 3: hordest new bear and metal band in Melbourne. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: lost in reflection?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: Well he's lost in the audio because it says Blake's
Speaker 9: audio is disconnected. Oh hello, Oh my god, I'm scared. Hello,
Speaker 9: what what is going on?
Speaker 11: Who have you brought to this established audio production?
Speaker 3: I have brought the hottest new band in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's multiple people doing that noise?
Speaker 3: No, it's just Blake.
Speaker 11: Can you turn your camera on?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 4: I can't have a chip tooth at the moment though.
Speaker 9: That's my only That's fine, that's fine in a room
Speaker 9: full of weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh, Blake, very handsome.
Speaker 11: Hollay, thank you. How's it going?
Speaker 1: I'm good? What happened to the tooth? Blake?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: A lot? It's a long story.
Speaker 8: People are bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh hang on, it sounds like this long story needs unpacking.
Speaker 6: What did you get yourself in? Who did you get
Speaker 6: yourself into trouble with?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, well, he was a very drunk man, maybe
Speaker 2: under some influence of some.
Speaker 9: Other things that I was very unaware.
Speaker 15: Of about at the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just smashed me in the face of the
Speaker 2: chair man.
Speaker 4: He was like, yo, that guy.
Speaker 11: That guy needs to.
Speaker 2: Learn a lesson or something apparently, And yeah here I am.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I.
Speaker 3: Think there's a lot of rage and needs to scream
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 9: So much rage. And Blake talked to us about your band.
Speaker 9: What's what's it called?
Speaker 2: We're called Lost in Reflection.
Speaker 9: And it's a it's a punk rock ethereal vibe punk rock.
Speaker 2: I would say, more of a metalcore alternative rock.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should scream Jenna please?
Speaker 6: Like wow, that seriously takes me back to high school
Speaker 6: when I was in my emo music phase. Are you
Speaker 6: still listening to Escape the Fate? His infernal majesty?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: What takes me back? I do enjoy a good screen.
Speaker 1: Like art.
Speaker 9: Simone is here? Who was Callum's surprise guest? Is there
Speaker 9: any sort of slam talk you want to throw arts
Speaker 9: way to prove that you are, in fact the better guest?
Speaker 15: Not really, man.
Speaker 2: The only thing I really have to say is that
Speaker 2: I definitely think that Jenne.
Speaker 6: Should change her name to Mitch because it just makes
Speaker 6: things convenient for everybody. You know, that'd be ridiculous.
Speaker 1: He's good a point, Mitch, Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, j Emma's a much easier about sorry consolent
Speaker 2: to form screams off, you know.
Speaker 7: From a screaming perspective. Yes, I like that.
Speaker 11: Oh interesting, I'm here right.
Speaker 6: What do your normal vocals sound like when you not screaming?
Speaker 6: Can you just sing?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 6: Are they Maria or something? What are they Maria?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, I'm very on.
Speaker 2: I can see like a like a a scale.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, what about you, Simon? Have you ever been
Speaker 6: bashed by a junkie? No comment, but that's great.
Speaker 9: Art was blacking out her teeth, so she was equally
Speaker 9: as chipped as Asa.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 15: I wanted to make him feel comfortable, but I blacked
Speaker 15: out too, so I'd still have more chip teeth than him.
Speaker 1: Double.
Speaker 9: Well, we definitely have a lot of thinking to do.
Speaker 9: Thank you for the entries you too.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: Is anyone else getting the sexual tension between Blake and stuff?
Speaker 1: He's there is there a history there, guys.
Speaker 6: I can smell it.
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, I'm engaged to a Mitchell he.
Speaker 11: Has a beautiful mustache.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I say that man has the nicest mustache I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Interesting getting married to him.
Speaker 9: All right, Simone and Blake, we will say goodbye to you.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much. This was an absolute pleasure, and
Speaker 9: I'm sure your entrance will get back to you with
Speaker 9: the results.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, took us everyone, so.
Speaker 8: Love you.
Speaker 6: Goodbye, I meet you, Blake.
Speaker 9: Bye's gone, Blake is gone. All right, guys, we're gonna
Speaker 9: put you in the cone of silence while we discuss. Okay,
Speaker 9: and we'll get back to you in a couple of moments.
Speaker 1: The two of you. Wow, they were They were interesting.
Speaker 1: Now that they can't hear us, What the fuck was that?
Speaker 7: What just happened?
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what that was. It was like chalk
Speaker 6: and cheese. You can't really compare those guests. Both had
Speaker 6: interesting things to say. One of them had better phone
Speaker 6: reception than the other, which is always nice in my book,
Speaker 6: you know, being a bit of an audio nurve.
Speaker 1: But Simone has that celeb power.
Speaker 9: She's beloved, especially in our gay community.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't I don't mean to sound shady, but
Speaker 6: I was subtly googling Lost in reflections to try and
Speaker 6: do some like rushed research and I think comes up
Speaker 6: on Google. So I'm like, how known of these guys?
Speaker 6: I mean, they must, they must be just starting out,
Speaker 6: and I'm more than happy to give them a leg up.
Speaker 6: He's clearly talented what he does, so you know.
Speaker 1: And what is it true that he does? That's tough.
Speaker 9: I'm an art simone fan, and I think Callum did
Speaker 9: well to book a guest. I feel like Steph knows
Speaker 9: it's porn of Satan and it was an easy get.
Speaker 9: But also we said it doesn't have to be a celebrity,
Speaker 9: it could be a friend.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I do wonder who had to jump through more hoops
Speaker 6: to get their guests, and Calum would probably be that person.
Speaker 6: But also I liked chatting with Blakie. He was bashed
Speaker 6: by a junkie. That's a cool story. It's about how
Speaker 6: interesting the content is.
Speaker 9: He was very handsome too. He had the long, wavy hand,
Speaker 9: it kind of looked like a straight was kind of hot.
Speaker 9: Contracept you die from Sam?
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 10: Look?
Speaker 2: I feel as much as I love screaming guy the.
Speaker 1: Whole I called him the sport of Satan. You call
Speaker 1: him screaming guy. It's not even a.
Speaker 6: Hard name to remember. Guys, his name's Blake.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember him.
Speaker 7: He said that I should change my name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. That was random.
Speaker 9: Yes, well, guys, we're gonna have to make a decision here.
Speaker 9: I'm not pissed off with either of them.
Speaker 6: I mean, is there any reason that we can't have
Speaker 6: two moderators? I don't know. Or does that defeat the
Speaker 6: per of the games?
Speaker 9: It kind of I don't see any problem with it.
Speaker 9: We created these games, so I guess we can bend
Speaker 9: the rules. Jenna, what do you think about having to You.
Speaker 7: Know, I quite enjoyed both guests. I think we could
Speaker 7: have two.
Speaker 9: We have got an influx of people joining in the
Speaker 9: last week, so there is more people to moderate, and
Speaker 9: I guess that also gives us the potential power to
Speaker 9: fire one of them down the track.
Speaker 1: That's true, which could be fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's bring them both on board, but just make
Speaker 6: it clear that they're on probation.
Speaker 9: All right, how do we want to do this? Do
Speaker 9: we want to just only hire Steph because Calum will
Speaker 9: think he's won it?
Speaker 1: So should we just do step Yeah?
Speaker 6: Just be like and the winner is Steph. And then
Speaker 6: we let that you know, play out for a bit,
Speaker 6: and then we go and.
Speaker 9: Right, all right, let's add them in contraceptive diaphram, Sam,
Speaker 9: can you please add them back in?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Thank you so much. Wow, this is so exciting.
Speaker 6: This is the weirdest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 1: All right, Callum has re entered the chat.
Speaker 11: Hello Callum, welcome back. Hello, and we have.
Speaker 9: I don't know, but Mitch, do you need to charge
Speaker 9: those things because she'll be plugged in all night the
Speaker 9: rate she's been Chiffin, don't know.
Speaker 6: Have you got a disposable stare for or you've got
Speaker 6: one of the charge but once.
Speaker 3: I've got both?
Speaker 9: Interesting, Well, listen, the first annual Moderator Games have come
Speaker 9: to a conclusion and natural conclusion. After minutes of adjudicating,
Speaker 9: we have decided that we have a winner and I
Speaker 9: will play the official winning drone as we head into
Speaker 9: one of the most exciting periods in our podcast history. Well,
Speaker 9: well that's happening in the show. Our group is bustling
Speaker 9: enjuring idiots on Facebook. You can join it now. You
Speaker 9: need to know all the code words. We need a moderator,
Speaker 9: and we have decided the winner of the first annual
Speaker 9: moderator games.
Speaker 1: Steph, well done, Steph.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, congratulations Steph, Oh my god. Really that's right, Steph,
Speaker 6: you are our winner, and so is Callum.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: You can never have too many moderators. As far as
Speaker 6: I'm concerned.
Speaker 7: This is amazing, is it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I think I can fare with Mitchell.
Speaker 6: When you say amazing, do you mean a complete waste
Speaker 6: of time?
Speaker 9: Oh, Callum is tearing up everybody's wife and his tears.
Speaker 1: Or you have both won unpaid work?
Speaker 6: Well done, Calum, Are you actually that worked up over it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 9: God, no, he's actually crying realization at what he's just
Speaker 9: signed up.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm going to call fair work after this, so smart.
Speaker 6: Good yes bye.
Speaker 9: Callum has officially been added as moderator and Steph has
Speaker 9: officially been added as moderator.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, you too.
Speaker 7: Very done.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Work to get done.
Speaker 9: There was a severely racist post that I just saw
Speaker 9: in the group, so it's up to your discretion whether
Speaker 9: or not to get to put in. Thank you, goodbye, guys, Goodbye, Callum.
Speaker 1: By step well done. Sorry, sorry tunnel, sorry, tunnel, They're gone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they didn't sound overly thrilled, Bye, thrilled.
Speaker 1: That screaming guy.
Speaker 7: I was quite impressed with them both.
Speaker 6: I mean, let's not negate his skill set like not
Speaker 6: everyone can scream like that. I don't think any of
Speaker 6: us could do that, that's true.
Speaker 1: Give it a go, Mitch, give what a go?
Speaker 6: Screaming?
Speaker 1: Oh how about.
Speaker 6: Gag Jenn? Know what about you see if you can
Speaker 6: scream a few notes? What is a song that we
Speaker 6: could get her to turn into a scream oversion?
Speaker 1: Good for you, Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 6: No, I'll do driver's license. I was going to say,
Speaker 6: you should do Stop by the Spice Girls.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 11: Stop right now.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm so glad that I came back to this.
Speaker 6: Welcome back, Sam. Do you want to scream for us?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, what am I going to scream?
Speaker 6: I think you should scream? I dreamed a dream from
Speaker 6: lemisra Yes, Christ, how does that go? I dreamed to
Speaker 6: dream in Tiger Bares.
Speaker 1: Oh. Sam's larynx is on the glass studio door and.
Speaker 9: Is a nice note to end on the finale of
Speaker 9: the first annual Moderator Games. As we've said in the past,
Speaker 9: the Moderator Games are not ethical, No, but they are fair.
Speaker 6: Well what a week? Two mystery guests, a fan fic
Speaker 6: about us?
Speaker 1: Yep, a sore throat, Yes, what a show. Thank you
Speaker 1: to Callum.
Speaker 9: Thank you to what's the other one's name, Steph Beth
Speaker 9: for contributing to the first annual Moderator.
Speaker 1: Games back in the year. I guess we'll do this
Speaker 1: around September time every year. I'm quite excited.
Speaker 13: Yep.
Speaker 1: Sure, maybe we can make one admin next time.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker 1: Yeah too much? Actually, all right, Mitchell, why.
Speaker 6: Don't we do the next one? Instead of Moderator Games,
Speaker 6: we make it Personal Assistant Games.
Speaker 1: Oh you're in the market for one, Mitch.
Speaker 6: Oh, I mean it couldn't hurt.
Speaker 1: I love a personal assistant.
Speaker 7: Yeah, i'd like one toopsually.
Speaker 6: If it's unpaid, I.
Speaker 9: Don't know where i'd put them half the time. What
Speaker 9: do they work out of your house?
Speaker 6: Well, they do whatever needs to be done to make
Speaker 6: your life easier. I guess Jeeves sweep the floor.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jeeves a big aby. Chatfield has a personal assistant.
Speaker 7: I remember when she was promoting that role.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I find it odd when you're at that level.
Speaker 9: It's just like, where's hr you escalate a complaint to
Speaker 9: it just seems odd.
Speaker 6: I will forget about it. It's an idea. We won't
Speaker 6: get PA's then be.
Speaker 1: Very weird Christmas party, Me get dinner. Sure, let's do
Speaker 1: secret Sannah. Sure, Oh I got you. I just wouldn't
Speaker 1: really have the same excitement anyway. We can discuss that.
Speaker 1: It's not another year. Let's get out of here. It's
Speaker 1: been a pleasure. Guys.
Speaker 9: Give us a five star review. If you'd like to
Speaker 9: keep us on the pod, we'd appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Or if you want to leave a more fair review
Speaker 6: after what you just heard, that's that's all right. We
Speaker 6: understand they can't do six.
Speaker 1: We'll see you back next week. Eighty three. What a
Speaker 1: good year.
Speaker 9: Great year. Eighty three will be good. Show eighty three
Speaker 9: will be I've lost the pot. My throat is currently bleeding.
Speaker 9: See you guys next week.
Speaker 6: Thanks for listening, Love you. Catch you next week guys, Bye.
Speaker 7: Bank Is it just me? Podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 6: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 6: the end, add of course, attention definsite disorder. We let
Speaker 6: our minds run wild. There's no discipline here and we're
Speaker 6: just having a debrief. You know. This is the secret
Speaker 6: segment because we don't really want anyone to hear it.
Speaker 6: We want this to be a judgment free zone. If
Speaker 6: you're here judging us, fuck off please. This is where
Speaker 6: we just let loose. Okay, no judgment.
Speaker 9: This is that awkward coworker that lives on the same
Speaker 9: train line as you, and when you both leave at
Speaker 9: the same time and they go, oh, do you want
Speaker 9: to just we just go together, and you, in that
Speaker 9: moment can make the snap decision. Yes, I will go
Speaker 9: with them, and it could be great. I could find
Speaker 9: my new best friend. Or it would be kind of awkward.
Speaker 1: And kind of shit. But doesn't matter either way. Yep,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: Hey, contraceptive diaphragm? Sam, Does that happen to you? Is
Speaker 6: there any colleagues on the train with you?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm like, what on the train home?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Either fucking way. I don't care if it's in the morning,
Speaker 6: on the way in or home, just on the train.
Speaker 11: I tend to avoid it.
Speaker 9: He can't think he doesn't have much blood left in
Speaker 9: his body. It's true, Sam, you and I've had that
Speaker 9: interaction a couple of times because I drive the way
Speaker 9: Sam catches the train, and Sam's gotten up to leave
Speaker 9: and I've gone I'm leaving too, And then I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 9: I could drive you, and it's been a great, pleasant drive.
Speaker 9: There's been no awkwardness, yes.
Speaker 2: That being said, but I feel like you then feel obligated.
Speaker 9: There's been times where you're leaving but I'm not done yet,
Speaker 9: and I'm like, oh am, I gonna have to wrap
Speaker 9: up early so I can take Sam because I feel bad,
Speaker 9: not on you, that's on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where you never have to, Well, now I do,
Speaker 1: because you can charge me with attempted manslaughter. So I've shot.
Speaker 6: I often run Sam to the station if we're finished
Speaker 6: recording at the studio, not one. I'm working from home, obviously,
Speaker 6: but I have to do laps of the block because
Speaker 6: they've got so much to gossip about how terrible our
Speaker 6: JEM colleagues are.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what are you doing? Delta? Gridgiel went live and
Speaker 1: my phone automatically turned it on.
Speaker 9: Sorry, I think I've got that set to auto on
Speaker 9: whenever Delta does anything. I'm a big fan, wouldn't she be?
Speaker 6: It's being about the Delta strain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, yes, I have inside goss on that.
Speaker 9: Do you actually just that they are mitigating, trying to
Speaker 9: mitigate the references from Delta.
Speaker 1: Who's they Deltra team, Guodram.
Speaker 7: Hell, it's worldwide.
Speaker 1: By not makeing No, they're not trying to mitigate Delta.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, are they going to reach
Speaker 6: out to the strain.
Speaker 7: That would be smart moving.
Speaker 9: No, they're not embracing it. They're just like not making
Speaker 9: the connection. Like, you know, because if it happened to us, right,
Speaker 9: if the Coombs virus was a thing, you'd fucking make merch.
Speaker 9: But I think they've decided the other route to just
Speaker 9: not address it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 6: Well, look, I feel that because I know how to
Speaker 6: produce a multimillion dollar podcast, I can offer my insight
Speaker 6: here Delta. Have a laugh, Darlin. It's funny, like everyone
Speaker 6: else is making the connection. You staying mute doesn't stop that,
Speaker 6: so you may as well just have a laugh about it.
Speaker 9: I saw a really funny meme because Delta is one
Speaker 9: of the big three US airlines, and I saw a tweet.
Speaker 9: The annual report of how much they made their financial
Speaker 9: review was put out and they said We obviously had
Speaker 9: big issues this year due to the c DASH one
Speaker 9: Comma four, but they didn't.
Speaker 1: They referred to it by its literal.
Speaker 9: Base science, by its atomic structure instead of saying delta
Speaker 9: because they didn't want to connect them losing money to
Speaker 9: the same word that is their brand.
Speaker 1: It was very funny.
Speaker 6: I'd be pretty happy if a cyclone was named after me.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 9: That one never happened there because they only name cyclones
Speaker 9: after women. They don't do male cyclones.
Speaker 7: I know, yeah, but what about Hurricane Henry?
Speaker 1: Henry was non binary Jenna?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Actually they should do more male names like
Speaker 6: cyclone Bruce. Fuck, I'd be scared.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why? Is that why me looking at Sam
Speaker 1: as if he knows? Because female?
Speaker 6: So people find it less threatening when it's like cyclone
Speaker 6: Tracy Trath is coming over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that it makes sense.
Speaker 2: Do you guys got there's so many things about this already?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Is it conspiracy? Bullshit?
Speaker 2: No, it's just so much about cyclone, so I don't
Speaker 2: have the time, all the attention span.
Speaker 6: Gee, Mitch, I'm so glad that we've got too capable
Speaker 6: googlers on board to help us. No too much reading.
Speaker 9: I hope me coming out of probation has just shown
Speaker 9: you that I am, in fact a dedicated member of
Speaker 9: this team. I've excelled since probation has been lifted, I think.
Speaker 6: And before that's why it was lifted. You have been great, Jenna.
Speaker 7: However, I'm the price keeper.
Speaker 6: Sam. Sam like, I'm surprised is here?
Speaker 1: He's bleeding out.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know he's been here for the
Speaker 2: next couple of minutes until I die.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'd like to apologize to that girl.
Speaker 2: Also, that being said, until nineteen seventy five, all tropical
Speaker 2: storms around the world were only given feminine names, and
Speaker 2: this changed when former Australian Minister of sign It's Bill
Speaker 2: Morrison decided, Yeah, let's make a bit more equal.
Speaker 6: How was that equal?
Speaker 1: Of course a man came up with that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't see how that's equal. Just targeting women
Speaker 6: like cyclone Debrah, How was that fair? I want to
Speaker 6: cyclone Kevin thrown in there every now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And of course a man.
Speaker 9: Would think that it's such a compliment to make all
Speaker 9: women you know what, it's a quality. Let's give women
Speaker 9: the name of cyclones.
Speaker 6: Oh I he slept so well that night, he thought
Speaker 6: he'd done something so progressive. He was like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: going to name all natural disasters after women. Female representation
Speaker 6: were whose sisterhood? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: How how was work, honey? Yeah? It was real good.
Speaker 6: Actually, what did you do to break the glass ceiling today?
Speaker 3: Dear?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, when people lose their homes and livelihood
Speaker 6: and everything that's dear to them, I'm going to blame
Speaker 6: that on women. A you know, a god boy.
Speaker 9: You know, a cataclysmic national emergency that could potentially wipe
Speaker 9: out an entire state.
Speaker 1: I named it after your mother.
Speaker 2: You know what, there's actually a bit of truth about that.
Speaker 2: So this started in Australia in eighteen eighty seven when
Speaker 2: some guy from the Bureau of Meteorology decided he's going
Speaker 2: to name him after Greek letters and mythological creatures and
Speaker 2: the top politicians he didn't like.
Speaker 11: Watch out of Hurricane vvvv.
Speaker 2: And they've gone, actually, nah, this is a dumb idea.
Speaker 6: And then it's they call it Karen.
Speaker 2: No one did this until nineteen sixty four, when some
Speaker 2: misogynist decided, Nah, you know what, I'm going to name
Speaker 2: him after all of my ex wives.
Speaker 12: I don't like.
Speaker 6: What was his name again? This guy, this clown that
Speaker 6: named it after the shit Morrison Bill.
Speaker 2: Back in eighteen eighty seven, it was a guy named
Speaker 2: Clement at Warrig.
Speaker 6: Sure, Jenner, that's your wreck, not Clement.
Speaker 1: Why did you leave Clement again?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: He was just so problematic.
Speaker 9: Yeah, cyclone, Jenner would be really silent, like it wouldn't
Speaker 9: make much racket, but it would kill the biggest number
Speaker 9: of casualties in recorded history, and no one would know
Speaker 9: how absolutely.
Speaker 6: It would actually be so sly, like the hurricane wouldn't
Speaker 6: last a matter of minutes. It would actually just be
Speaker 6: like a one second blast and everything's fucked and then
Speaker 6: it's over. It's like this huge gust of wind.
Speaker 9: There is apparrently Hurricane Ida happening in Florida in Americas.
Speaker 9: If we have any Floridians or American listeners, yes, we
Speaker 9: are actually sending our love to you. It's actually quite
Speaker 9: bad at the moment, but we don't experience hurricanes as
Speaker 9: bad as that part of America, like down the south.
Speaker 1: What is that south? East? Yeah? Is really Sam's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're fucking idiots East. Sorry, Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 6: So I think have you heard Yeah, I probably already
Speaker 6: have told you this, but have you heard the broken
Speaker 6: tornado siren in Chicago?
Speaker 1: You've played as many times terrifying.
Speaker 6: If I'm ever wanting to leave my laptop to download
Speaker 6: something and I don't want the laptop to go to sleep,
Speaker 6: I'll just hit this ten hour loop of the Chicago
Speaker 6: broken tornado siren to make sure my laptop's still run
Speaker 6: because it's playing this really long YouTube video.
Speaker 1: Are you getting it ready?
Speaker 6: Yeah? So spooky. I hate it.
Speaker 9: That is horrific. Oh my god, have you seen that
Speaker 9: viral TikTok? Wow, we're really going down a natural disaster round,
Speaker 9: aren't we. But you know what, let's commit Mitchell. Have
Speaker 9: you heard have you heard the it's going viral on TikTok?
Speaker 9: There are hurricanes happening in the US at the moment,
Speaker 9: and I think it was in Texas, Houston. Maybe there
Speaker 9: were like four hurricane alarms going at the same time
Speaker 9: in a very very close vicinity to each other, and
Speaker 9: they harmonized and it was the most beautiful sound I've
Speaker 9: ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get it up.
Speaker 6: Oh don't say get it up after the fan fic.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, not appropriate? All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 6: Thirty one six ' five. What's your favorite natural disaster?
Speaker 6: I'm quite partial to an earthquake. No, just be all right, Jenna.
Speaker 1: If i'm typing, you can carry I'm.
Speaker 7: Triggered by earthquakes.
Speaker 8: When I was in Vanuatu, there was a massive earthquake,
Speaker 8: the biggest that ever had, and it was very scary.
Speaker 1: All right, I found the audio.
Speaker 6: It's been fucking sitting on that story. Oh is this
Speaker 6: a past life bullshit?
Speaker 8: I thought, no, No, this is a current life. What
Speaker 8: happened when in two thousand and two, you're joking?
Speaker 1: What happened? I missed it.
Speaker 8: A huge earthquake hit Vanoa two when we were there, really,
Speaker 8: and it was so scary.
Speaker 7: They thought a tsunami would come.
Speaker 1: Did you like feel the earthquake?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Was it scary?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It was terrifying and there were tremors continuously for the
Speaker 8: next few days. And I was begging my dad to
Speaker 8: take us back home, and he said, no, we've paid
Speaker 8: for this hotel.
Speaker 7: We're staying here.
Speaker 9: I remember when I went to Hong Kong for the
Speaker 9: first time and the only time, so I don't know
Speaker 9: why I stayed. When I went to Hong Kong, there
Speaker 9: was a cyclone, like a Stage five cyclone, and it
Speaker 9: was so bad. We were in one of these gigantic skyscrapers.
Speaker 9: The was swaying in the wind and they played a
Speaker 9: message over the loop like this is normal. The buildings
Speaker 9: are built and designed to sway. Do not be scared.
Speaker 9: And it was swaying. And I was fifteen. I was
Speaker 9: there on theater production. I was touring the world performing theater.
Speaker 1: It was a great one. Yes, anyway, I found the video.
Speaker 9: So this the tornado sirens, I should say they tornado
Speaker 9: sirens in his neighborhood. There is one, two, three, four,
Speaker 9: five going and they.
Speaker 6: All broken too.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they're.
Speaker 9: All working well, they're all doing their job, which is
Speaker 9: just a scary siren. But because there's five of them,
Speaker 9: they all harmonize and it's Beautifulready time.
Speaker 6: All the tornado sirens in my neighborhood accidentally harmonized.
Speaker 4: In the middle of about four sirens. So it may
Speaker 4: have been that four sirens were going off perfectly. Seriously,
Speaker 4: this is crazy. I'm in awe.
Speaker 1: Isn't that beautiful?
Speaker 7: I love that.
Speaker 6: Shouldn't he be running for his life not just being
Speaker 6: in R in.
Speaker 1: R It's like he's in a movie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a movie school.
Speaker 1: I'm in awe.
Speaker 6: No, it sounds like sleep meditation. That's lovely. Yeah, Hey, Mitch,
Speaker 6: give me it. You give me a note and I'll
Speaker 6: try and harmonize with it. Jenna, you be the third
Speaker 6: note paper. H No, Jenna, you fucked it. That's the
Speaker 6: same note that we're already doing. What That's not how
Speaker 6: harmonies work. That's it's an optive up, same note.
Speaker 1: I'm turned off, to be honest, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 6: You know what, though, Mitch, you mentioned on your podcast
Speaker 6: that you do with your loving gay boyfriend Hayden What
Speaker 6: is it again? Top one hundred?
Speaker 1: Right, the Top one hundred with Haynicks and the Mincheal Cherriers.
Speaker 6: Yes, you mentioned on that podcast that, uh, you used
Speaker 6: to play the saxophone, which we know, but you claimed
Speaker 6: I'll hand me a saxophone now and I could still
Speaker 6: play it. So let's just brainstorm right now. I'm thinking,
Speaker 6: if we get a saxophone in the studio, we'll see
Speaker 6: if you can still play it.
Speaker 9: I thought you were going to say turn around, that's
Speaker 9: where Sam went, he's got a saxophone.
Speaker 1: I was gonna have a heart attack.
Speaker 6: I'll make it next week. Do you want me to?
Speaker 1: How are you going to get a sax I can reach.
Speaker 6: Out to someone and say, oh, give us a sax.
Speaker 9: I remember that claim I said. I think I could
Speaker 9: be handed a saxophone and blindly play I of the Tiger.
Speaker 9: I wrote that was my plan, right I actually hona,
Speaker 9: no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 6: No no no, just play the eye beer.
Speaker 7: Don't don't.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 6: You're gonna do it. I can get a saxophone for
Speaker 6: next week.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 9: Oh you know he doesn't work anymore, Jim, so yeah,
Speaker 9: go for it. Get us, get me a sax Excuse me,
Speaker 9: brushing your hair all day in bed doesn't mean work.
Speaker 6: Oh I I.
Speaker 1: Thought he's reading the fanfic again.
Speaker 6: I'm seeing what I've been so busy the last two weeks.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you why I'm launching a new podcast.
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't decided whether I want a gag
Speaker 1: or support this one.
Speaker 6: Mmm.
Speaker 9: I'll support it because I'm a supportive friend. Tell everyone
Speaker 9: about it. It's very exciting.
Speaker 6: Well, I can't say too much at this point other
Speaker 6: than I'm not canceling. It, gym, I'm gonna be doing both.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well I do a fucking radio show in this
Speaker 9: and Jennat does a day job in this.
Speaker 6: You'll it's not a competition, no, we all just support
Speaker 6: each other instead of saying he's unemployed, he's got nothing
Speaker 6: better to do than find a saxophone. And also it's
Speaker 6: not that hard. I'll fucking send an email. I'll do
Speaker 6: it right now.
Speaker 1: How who are you going to reach out to a
Speaker 1: music company.
Speaker 6: I'll just google saxophone high in Sydney. Mind blown.
Speaker 1: Wow, you don't have to do it now. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you'll be to do it by next week.
Speaker 6: Yeah, in amongst all my other busyness.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Well, I can do it. Would you like
Speaker 1: me to book? It was your idea, I'll do it.
Speaker 6: I'm happy to do it. It was just the shade
Speaker 6: about me being unemployed that I don't appreciate.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 9: That's all right, Dylan, anyway, all right, we should wrap
Speaker 9: things up. Thank you for the for the fanfit guys,
Speaker 9: and thank you for the nightmares that will ensure from
Speaker 9: that point homewards and well Doneder Callum and FFI.
Speaker 6: Steph close with the f as much of a misogynist
Speaker 6: as the cyclone guy. I always remember the man's name,
Speaker 6: but never remember the woman's name.
Speaker 1: That's not true, it's got nothing to do with that.
Speaker 6: What was their name, teph There we go. I got it,
Speaker 6: just like my favorite Neighbors character, Steph.
Speaker 1: Fuck that show. It's still going that show.
Speaker 9: All night.
Speaker 6: It's a week though. Hilarious Creese.
Speaker 1: He's like, I can't wait to be in Neighbors. I
Speaker 1: might be in it. I didn't realize I was still
Speaker 1: that was still on.
Speaker 6: He was the He was the adult version of a
Speaker 6: child who I used to watch on Neighbors back in
Speaker 6: the day, and I always thought that kid's going to
Speaker 6: turn out gay. Sure enough, they bring in Joel Creasy
Speaker 6: to play his adult version.
Speaker 9: But also the funny part is Joel's boyfriend in real
Speaker 9: life plays another role in Neighbors.
Speaker 6: Oh that's right. Is he straight or gay in the show?
Speaker 1: I think he's straight in the show.
Speaker 6: Imagine me trying to play a straight character.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even they could do it. But you just
Speaker 1: have to be a woman, true.
Speaker 6: I would That would be a really easy role for
Speaker 6: me to adapt to a straight woman. Hi, Susan, I've
Speaker 6: just moved in next door. My name's Melody.
Speaker 1: Melody Rain manage the tuck shop.
Speaker 9: You know that they just clearly built one set and
Speaker 9: they just don't want to edit it. And it's even
Speaker 9: the camera angles are the same every time.
Speaker 6: Oh do you mean Harold's Store or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've never listened enough to get the context.
Speaker 6: I think that Melody Rain would actually be one of
Speaker 6: the people working at Lassetta's hotel. But okay, all so.
Speaker 1: Your Melody Rain. Who would I be if I was
Speaker 1: in neighbors? I've never seen it, So just typecast me.
Speaker 6: You'd be one of Tody's school friends that comes back
Speaker 6: after many, many years of being estranged, and there'll be
Speaker 6: some sort of controversy that he finds out that you
Speaker 6: fucked his wife d before she died or something.
Speaker 1: I don't mind that so d died, Oh a terrible death.
Speaker 1: How she died?
Speaker 6: Haven't you seen that? She just drove her car cliff
Speaker 6: into the ocean because she was pashing Toady at the
Speaker 6: wedding and she just wasn't watching where she drove, and
Speaker 6: just like dead End Street, drove straight into the beach
Speaker 6: and drowned.
Speaker 1: I'm getting this up.
Speaker 6: Quite a lazy death when you think of it.
Speaker 1: Dee's death. Here we go, So she's now you go
Speaker 1: forward in peace.
Speaker 9: So Toddy's getting married to Tod. Tody's getting made to
Speaker 9: a blonde woman. Is that d So she dies on
Speaker 9: her fucking wedding day.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, they're leaving the wedding.
Speaker 1: Oh they're driving and they're kissing. Oh my goodness me.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm not ideal. I feel that you were somehow
Speaker 6: connected to that, and Tody will find out and he's
Speaker 6: not happy.
Speaker 11: Oh I love it.
Speaker 1: I love neighbors, Mitchell. If that's my.
Speaker 6: Role, So like, what do you think the connection is Jenna.
Speaker 6: What's his character name?
Speaker 7: I think it would be like.
Speaker 1: Lionel.
Speaker 7: It would be something lame like Minel or Llayder or something.
Speaker 2: Gus said, Josh mate something trying to do all right.
Speaker 9: I am one of the paramedics, and the truth is
Speaker 9: that she was alive and I had the opportunity to
Speaker 9: get her around.
Speaker 6: Because Tody was always told that she was miss sing
Speaker 6: at sea, but maybe Guss found her. I just put
Speaker 6: her in the boot and was like, I'm going to
Speaker 6: keep the corpse just for fun, for fun. You sick.
Speaker 1: Fuck Wait they never found this body.
Speaker 6: Well, she ended up coming back on the show. It
Speaker 6: was very bad.
Speaker 11: She came up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well like many years later, like quite recently. Actually
Speaker 6: they brought her back and it was like they thought
Speaker 6: she was a lie, but it turned out to be
Speaker 6: her evil twin very shit neighbors storyline. But anyway, this
Speaker 6: is the good days when d died with her name
Speaker 6: d am I getting that right, Yeah it was D. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so I reckon that you actually smuggled D's corpse and
Speaker 6: kept getting your dungeon or something.
Speaker 1: I found it.
Speaker 6: D returns dragging me down.
Speaker 10: Maybe that's why they didn't spot me. And then the
Speaker 10: way it turned it was so cold, Tody.
Speaker 6: See, that didn't need to happen. I thought that her dying. Like,
Speaker 6: imagine if Clare McLeod just came back Jenner after plummeting
Speaker 6: to her death off a cliff.
Speaker 7: No, it makes no sense, it doesn't work.
Speaker 6: Imagine if Patrick came back on Offspring and was like
Speaker 6: only lying, No.
Speaker 1: That's done, all right, Well I'll happy with that. Well,
Speaker 1: and what's Jenna's role.
Speaker 6: She'd be like one of the support teachers at the
Speaker 6: school that Susan's the principal at and she starts as
Speaker 6: like a minor character, like a supporting role, but then
Speaker 6: as the weeks go on, there's more and more scenes
Speaker 6: with MAVs to here support worker at the school, and
Speaker 6: then as it turns out, Mavos is actually stealing money
Speaker 6: from the canteen and the p and c.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that is such a neighbour's storyline. I love it.
Speaker 6: And then Susan calls doctor Carl and says, I sprung her.
Speaker 6: It's like in the Week's Gone By. Susan keeps going
Speaker 6: home and saying, I swear maybe this is stealing money,
Speaker 6: and Carl's like, don't be ridiculous. Eventually Susan calls Carl
Speaker 6: and says, no, I've just seen her doing it. So
Speaker 6: Carl comes and crash tackles you to the ground, Jenna,
Speaker 6: I love it. And then you eve him in the
Speaker 6: kidney and then he's dead ye, but then he comes
Speaker 6: back masterpiece.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 9: I'm sold all right, I need to get out of here.
Speaker 9: Well done to our moderators, congratulate.
Speaker 7: Well done, well done, Steph.
Speaker 9: And the other guy, Mitchell. Hopefully we can have you
Speaker 9: back in studio. Mitch is getting vax next week.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll probably be recording around your vax day,
Speaker 1: so we can update you more on that next week. Right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So the seventh I get my first jabs yay.
Speaker 1: And Jenny, you got your first since we last recorded. Yes,
Speaker 1: how'd you go?
Speaker 7: I was fine. The next day. I felt a bit
Speaker 7: on weld, but that was totally normal after that.
Speaker 1: D on you.
Speaker 9: If you can get vaxed, go guys. Yeah, Google every
Speaker 9: day there's vax checkers.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 9: You can log in in your location and it's like
Speaker 9: a ticketed system. Right, you're lining up for concert tickets, Yeah,
Speaker 9: pops up and tells you if there's one near you,
Speaker 9: go and get vaccinated. That way, we can actually fucking
Speaker 9: travel and you don't have to sit on listen and
Speaker 9: drive dot com.
Speaker 6: And then maybe I'll see you guys again in the
Speaker 6: flesh one day. What if we see you again and
Speaker 6: we're all different in what sense?
Speaker 1: I don't think we will.
Speaker 9: That was just a fleeting comment that should have been
Speaker 9: a thought. Please leave us a five star review, not
Speaker 9: a two star review. I do apologize to whoever I
Speaker 9: had a fit at one of those.
Speaker 6: I don't apologize.
Speaker 9: I think it was founded, all right, Tali if you
Speaker 9: can rectify your review, we will send you a four mark.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, you got something coming in the mail.
Speaker 6: Next week.
Speaker 1: Eighty three. We love you, bye Mitchell, Goodbye Jenner.
Speaker 6: Catch you guys.
Speaker 1: See it's saying you do it Mitchell.
Speaker 6: Oh fuck? Oh, we hope this podcast. I can't. I
Speaker 6: can't go into that after just saying oh fuck at
Speaker 6: the top.
Speaker 1: Of my life, I've got a segue.
Speaker 6: We need to bring it down. We hope this podcast
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