WEBVTT - #82: Mitch & Mitch FanFic 👀 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:05.280 People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:08.440 fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:14.560 musical Pivot. Comments make more sense than others. 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:21.400 Bring pikes, nurseries, nursery pikes, p y k e s Hey, 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:23.880 why I hey? 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.480 As in kill hey? 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:25.919 Why? 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:28.000 Okay? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.360 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.320 Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:35.800 a good chime. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:36.880 This is. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:42.280 Just a couple of mitches about me. 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:44.440 Don't forget. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:51.320 No, he is maturely and episode if someone saying, who 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:54.120 who's that? Oh? 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.320 It's Jenna High our third wheel is here. 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:57.480 Hello, okay Jenna? 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.960 Now Jenna, can I ask, yes, are you okay? 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.880 You know it's been it's been a bit tough lately, 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:08.959 but you know I'm doing I'm coping. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.160 Good, Jenna, Thank you for asking. 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.600 It's are you okay? Day? This week? Guys, don't forget 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.960 to check in on your loved ones. How unfortunate that 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:21.320 that's fallen during a lockdown on Thursday? I think it's Thursday. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:25.040 Isn't it Google that Jenna? Isn't it unfortunate that on 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:28.120 Thursday when everyone says are you okay? You'll just hear 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:31.600 this communal not across Australia. 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:33.320 Yeah, that's we're in lockdown. 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:35.520 I wonder if they had a meeting to reschedule it. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.640 They're like, can we just bump it this year because 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:39.320 the answer will be an overwhelming no. 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.200 It's Thursday day? 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:41.959 What day? 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:42.880 Ninth night? 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:45.039 So yeah, what's the premise of it? 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:46.960 You were just meant to ask a family member or 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.320 a loved one are you okay? 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.680 Yes? Because a conversation can save a life. They say, 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:53.320 you never know what people are bottling up. You know, 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:54.200 do you have to. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:55.600 Spell it the way that they spell it? 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:59.280 Or are you allowed to fully, like grammatically correctly spell it? 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.440 I mean you don't even have to use those words. 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:02.800 You can say you're right, darling. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:06.320 And I think this year they're really emphasizing the fact 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:09.880 that are you really okay? So instead of just being like, 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.920 are you okay? Oh yep, yeah, I'm fine, No, are 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:13.799 you really okay? 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:15.560 In ten years it'll be fucking tell me. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.520 That was my cue, Jenna, are you really okay? 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:20.000 Oh? 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:23.520 Thank you? Like I said, it's hard, but I'm getting there. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.600 Great. It is tough, isn't it. I think everyone's feeling 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:27.880 like that at the moment. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:31.120 Even my mum and dad mentioned mental health on the 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:32.720 phone the other day to me, and I'm. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:35.400 Like, oh my god, I mean they're in there. My 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.359 dad just turned sixty, my mom's fifty five. 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.600 Like mental health isn't something that they register as an 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:42.560 actual problem, and for them to bring it up, I mean, 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:43.720 it's hitting the boomers, guys. 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:47.560 I know my mom's the same because historically I am 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:51.160 quite alone, and so she actually doesn't believe me when 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:55.320 I tell her I'm coping. Okay, This lockdown like last 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.880 lockdown by comparison, I feel like I've got my head 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:01.120 screwed on pretty well. I'm coping right, Don't get me wrong. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.680 I'd love to smash a fucking schnitty and a schooner 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.600 at the pub with me mates right now. But I'm okay, 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.119 you know what I'm saying. And she's like, are you sure? Oh, 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.600 I'm surprised. I thought you'd be struggling. I'm like, okay, 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:13.359 thank you. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:16.320 Just assuming you to be nuts. I feel okay. I'm 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:18.720 a bit sad that my birthday is a month away 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:23.000 and I'm last year I had the lockdown limit. You guys, 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:24.440 were there, we could have ten people over. 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:25.919 It was nice. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:27.519 So I had a birthday thing last year, I guess, 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:28.960 but it wasn't like I wanted to do it at 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:30.919 my family home in the Shire, and this year I'll 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.920 be able to do nothing. Although the new picnic law 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:36.120 will be out. It's like Paddington Bear's fucking run out 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:36.839 of the country. 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.320 Rule in place. Honey pots allowed. 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:44.560 No Bear, It's not like a picnic is much of 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.320 a character dangle anyway, Like oh, yeah, I'm going to 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:48.880 rush off and get the jab so I can have 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.640 a picnic with five mates, Like come on, yeah, what's 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:54.840 he fully jabbed? I know, I want to be fucked off, 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.320 my face blacked out on the puff to a bathroom floor, 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:58.760 you know what I'm saying. I feel like that's a 0:03:58.760 --> 0:03:59.400 fair reward. 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:02.360 If God has perogically and offered everyone a double black 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:07.680 per jab that they got, there were lines down the street. 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:11.200 A pack of jab in the arm, Ciggy's in hand, 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:12.440 he's a big lighter. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:17.520 We'd get to the seventy percent target. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.040 Anyway, I just realized I'm going to have to beep 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.280 out what you just said. You're not supposed to mention 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:24.800 cigarette brands. Like you can say cigarettes, but you can't 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.920 say their brand name. Is that right, Sam, Sam's here. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.000 Yeah, that's the second time I've done that. I did 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:31.000 that the Sophie Monk. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.480 Interview as well. 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.839 Remember, Yeah, it's just because it's funnier when you say brands. 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.120 It is a pack of cigarettes, but it's so much 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:41.560 funnier when the audience member can picture the exact thing 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:43.520 that I'm talking about. I just need to do that 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:44.520 for things that want There. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.880 Is something funny about mentioning brand names, Like instead of saying, oh, 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.000 open the screen door, you say, oh, just knock on 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:50.640 the crimsnafe. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.480 Yeah, one hundred percent. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:55.920 But you can't do that with darts unfortunately. 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:56.200 No. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.839 I slipped over on some cereal in the in the 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.520 in n Aisle three at col No. But I've slipt over 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:02.919 on a bag of open mini. 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:07.560 Weeks in three. It's hilarious, hilarious. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.600 Because you can picture the shredded wheat everywhere everywhere. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.600 A Granny Smith a day keeps the doctor away. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:16.719 That's exactly right. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:20.280 I choked on a rainbow paddle pop. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:23.480 Stick Jenna again. Now we're gonna have to ask if 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:26.600 you're okay again. That comment. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:32.560 Anyway, Jenna, you are very excited for this as am 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:36.719 I as a you, Mitchell, because today we conclude the 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:41.119 first annual Moderates of Games, which is an initiative brought 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:44.520 on by Ijim HR. As you know, our company has 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:48.719 expanded and our HR team said, let's include the fans 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.520 of the Facebook group. So this is what we've done. 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.320 We've opened it up. We have two listeners in during 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.159 Idiots coming on the show, Callum and it's Hannah, isn't 0:05:56.160 --> 0:06:00.279 it Steph Steph. Steph is coming on and they were 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:04.920 tasked last week to bring a guest each onto the show. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.720 The most impressive will be granted the role as moderator 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.240 on our Facebook group. I'm kind of nervous for the Mitch. 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:12.039 Yeah. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.040 I mean this is a part two guys, So if 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.360 you didn't listen to episode eighty one, you're going to 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.320 have to do so. Another thing that happened last week 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:24.000 is we were talking about fan Fix and we challenged 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.640 people listening to write in fan fiction about us, which 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.839 is basically just like Mitch and Mitch erotica. Yeah, and 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:36.120 I've got something. I'll play it to you later. Okay, 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:40.280 hope it's not an erection. No God, no good. I'm 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:41.680 horrified to think what it will say. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:46.360 I've got something hidden off camera and it's along. We'll 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:47.000 do it later. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:50.840 Now before we get into our is it just Me's 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:52.520 for the week? As you know, we bring one each. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.680 I want to double check, Mitch that you have not 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:59.000 doubled up on is it just Me's again? No, because 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:02.320 one about Darling listeners pointed out that last week when 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.120 you were banging on about trolleys, that was not the 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.719 first time you'd done so. You'd reused an old engen. 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:08.960 And the weird thing about that was because I found 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:10.840 out midweek that happened to I got so many fucking 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.120 messages you're all narks. You could have let it slip by, 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.440 you know how Mitchell loved to pay attention to those things. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.080 You could have let me have it, but no. 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:19.560 But I didn't know it. Isn't that weird. I just 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.560 have no recollection of you ever doing an I gym 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:25.440 about trolley's, probably because it was so unremarkable and yet 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.680 you felt the need to bring it up again. Anyway, 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.920 if anyone missed it, this was last week Mitch banging 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:31.720 on about trolleys. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:35.440 Are the baby shopping trolleys better than the full adult 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.120 shopping trolls. 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:37.440 Absolutely, they've got a flag. 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.480 No, not the baby ones. They've got like the medium 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.239 sized mid TI trolley. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.960 So that was last week, and if you rewind to 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.720 episode sixty six, it's basically a copy and paste job. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:57.760 Listen to this, just me, half trolley's better than full trolleys. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.480 Yep, yep, yepes. 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.680 I passed my driver's test with flying colors, and yet 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:08.120 I cannot maneuver those motherfuckers. The big trolleys are so difficult. 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:09.080 You want to know. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:12.360 The sad thing though, that it wasn't even me scrolling 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.440 up in my gym notes and rereading it again. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.880 I've had this thought all over again. I get idiot. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:20.680 Yeah, I just thought that you didn't delete it out 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:22.920 of your notes. But this was that was the most 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:27.000 interesting thing that happened to you that week, Okay, thought, Yeah, 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.960 you haven't got more trolley chat for this week's Jim. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:31.800 Do you? I could go on it for days. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:37.080 Oh my god, our Facebook group is full of troy to. 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.240 Say the amount of trolley picks I've been sent? What's 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:44.040 my wallpaper? I'm not joking anyway. That's all I've gone 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.560 on trolley's I have no more. Welcome to the show. 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:47.960 It was your first time listening. 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:53.000 We bring an edgym each week, apparently sometimes recycled something 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:54.600 we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate. 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:57.200 It's an Is it just me? Mitch brings one? I 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:57.640 bring one? 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.199 Yeah? Why do you kick things off? Dylan? What do 0:08:59.240 --> 0:08:59.760 you got this week? 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:06.880 Here we go? Is it just me? Do you miss traveling? 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.160 No? Do you know what the thought of going on 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.079 a flight now makes you feel so coastrophobic? 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:12.360 Jenna? 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.760 Do you remember when we went on your floody contiguy trip, 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:18.600 that fucking twenty three hour flight to London. Oh, Like, 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:19.480 I like. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:23.160 The concept of traveling that doesn't include the aeroplane, and 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.720 like actually getting that, Like I would love to go 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:29.280 back to New York. Yeah, but that plane trip just so. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.240 The flight to America is a breeze compared to the 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:33.160 flight to Europe. 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:36.600 Like, no things, And then get. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:39.959 On again, going to do the stop over, and it's, oh, yeah, 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:40.880 I don't mind it. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:42.880 I don't mind it. I don't I miss that. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.400 I Like I would give anything to be on a 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:47.800 plane for eighteen hours. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:49.040 Oh, I love a plane. 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.760 Three eighty. Oh my god, I adore it. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:56.400 I am the type of person that will download bestseat 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:59.280 map dot com and I will find the best seat 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.000 and I will pick that seat on the plane. And 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.040 then as I'm walking down with Hayden, I go, that's 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:06.240 twenty four seat that you originally had. But see, the 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:09.160 leg room is three millimeters crammed from the lorry tray 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.680 above the head. Then you've got the lavatory to the right, 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:12.760 so you'll have a stink you know it. 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.080 Sleep. But we're in twelve B and C. I have 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:15.840 done all the research. 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.320 So what's your idea of a good plane seat? Because 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:21.640 I'm always torn. Do I get the window seat for. 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:22.760 The view yeah? 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.440 Or do I get the aisle seat so that I 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.840 don't have to crawl over some fat thing who's half 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:29.160 asleep on the way to Europe? 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.360 Mitchell, we didn't go to Europe together. There's still include 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:33.400 me in that story. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:35.360 No, But isn't that the worst When you need to 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:36.679 go to the bathroom and you're like, I don't want 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.960 to wake this bitch who has reclined right next to me, 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:40.600 But I'm loving the view out the window. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.280 Nothing worse than the cunt, Yeah, I said it in 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.520 front of you before the plane takes off, that reclimb 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.600 their seat eight away. I know you're about to get 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.800 meal service. Put your iPad on the little tray in front, 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:56.320 and it like crushes your front. Anyway, it's different for 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.000 me than it is to you. I'm assuming, Mitch because 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.959 I'm six foot three and I'm a thicker ball. So 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.200 I always go the aisle because I can chuck my 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:04.840 right leg out, like my right leg. 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:05.640 Can go into nile. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:06.800 Yeah, that's a good point. 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:07.400 Anyway. 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.160 The reason I say this is because I've made a discovery. Yeah, 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.200 that has changed the way I operate during the day. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.560 So this is a website called drive and listen this. 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:19.480 My mouse isn't working. 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:22.960 No, oh, you're trying to bring up the website, Sam, 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:25.520 have you got access to the mouse. Mitch is just 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:27.680 failing today. He's not in a good mood. Everyone. I 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:32.120 need to give you a heads up. FU fuck, I 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.040 said to Mitch before we started the show. I think 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:35.599 you should be honest and tell everyone that you're in 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.760 a foul mood because it's a nice point of difference. 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:39.920 Usually I'm a piece of shit and you're the nice one. 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:41.199 But we can switch it's fine. 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.280 Ah, my cousin's calling me. 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:44.880 Fuck off cousin. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.280 Oh wait, I'm the nice one today. Oh just tell 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:48.280 him you'll call that later. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.920 Why is Anna calling me? Hello, Darling? Sorry, I know 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:51.600 you're at work. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:53.360 Just write it all in one message. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:54.680 Put addr on. 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:58.200 All right, let's call it put on. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.480 I don't know what's so fucking urgent? 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:02.520 Hello, Darning. 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:04.079 Hi, I'm recording the podcast. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:04.880 I'm so sorry. 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.520 I'm just messaging you. Don't worry. It's non urgent. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.080 I'll text you. You're called and then your text. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.240 I thought, you know, is he related to Hermione Granger? 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:12.920 I think so? 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.280 No, No, no, all good, keep recording. 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:16.559 I'll message you and just get back. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:16.719 Three. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.120 Is it about Saturday night? Will you be there? 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:21.240 Wants to know what Saturday night? 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:26.679 I send you the text? I didn't family Trivia night? 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:27.840 I have. 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:31.400 Bullshit. Chewy is in it as well? 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:33.200 Really? 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:34.320 Yeah? 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:37.240 Yeah, Mitchell, Anna's a big fan of you. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:38.520 Can we do this another time? 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:39.360 Yeah? 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.080 Bye? Anna? I love you, Darlan, No, not with you. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:42.080 I'm yelling at Mitchell. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:44.520 We can't know you can do the podcast. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:45.160 Bye? 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:45.920 All right? 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:49.800 Sorry, tunnel, sorry, tunnel, Jesus fucking Christ. 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.040 I didn't know that you had pommy relative to something 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:53.720 new every week. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:58.280 No, she's dating my actual cousin's best friend, Chewye, who's Asian. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.600 And you invite her to fan trivia. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:05.880 Jesus, Wait, so she's not actually your cousin to call anyway. 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.439 Wake the website up. 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.720 The website's up. Can you hear that? Mitchell? 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:13.240 Yeah? 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:14.120 What is that your cousin? 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:18.559 So that's that's Radio Pakistan. The website is called Drive 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.560 and Listen and it is a live feed of someone 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:26.000 driving in every major capital city what webcam on their 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.680 on their dash and then it tunes into their local 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:30.679 radio station. So give me a city, Mitch, you want 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:31.880 to travel to a big capital? 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:33.840 Oh my god? Hold on? What's the website again? 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:35.640 Drive and Listen? 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:38.959 So are you eavesdropping on them or just their radio station? 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:40.720 Just their local radio station. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.560 Oh that's less exciting. I thought we're gonna hear people 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:44.600 bitching in an uber. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:47.840 Jennet, come over here, and I'm not gonna. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.160 Lie from one radio nerd to another. I do enjoy 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:54.000 browsing International Radio Fiji has some fucking great. 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.320 Stations, Mitchell, where do you want to go to? I? 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.559 Hang on, I just found it. It's not driving listen 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:04.040 dot com, it's drive and listen dot hero kuapp dot com. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:10.040 Look at Havana Mumbai. Yep, Havanah, let's do Havana Havana. No, 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:18.839 not here, we go tuning in, tuning in, so Jenna 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:24.280 and I are sitting here watching ari Em rob drive 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:26.800 through the main streets of Cuba. Let's all just zone 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.400 out for a second and pretend we're listening to Cuban radio. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.800 This is you can actually see him? 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:35.120 Yeah, I can. We can see the view of his car. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:37.920 Oh, now I get it. So you're listening to the radio, 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.560 but the webcam is so you can see. Wow, that 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:41.560 is fascinating. 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:44.240 Yes, it looks like you're driving. Ready, let's zone out 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:50.880 or in Havana, Jenna renov. Oh, look at that man 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:52.400 being mugged on the side of the road. 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.640 Oh God, that man's crossing Issuan. He almost got hit 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:57.400 by a bus. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:14:58.720 This is brilliant. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.720 You know what that is actually in credible because when 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:03.640 I was living at home in the country and I 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:08.320 wanted desperately to live in Sydney, I remember distinctly googling 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.520 trying to find some sort of live feed of Sydney 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.440 so that I could feel that I was there in 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.320 the flesh, and the only thing I could find was 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.960 the New South Wales traffic cameras. I was just watching 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.800 people on the M four so that I could feel 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:20.400 close to me. This is amazing. 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.200 Let's go to Melbourne. See if they pick up kiss 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:23.080 one on one one. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:24.120 Yeah. 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.680 Oh that's the truck audio. This is him actually driving. 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.800 Imagine if he can here at we just buzz in 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:31.840 can mate? 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.040 Oh my god, it's SBS radio. 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.280 Is this like an uber situation where like could I 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:40.720 sign up as a webcam driver in Sydney? Like they 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.880 can just watch my astro put under my apartment in lockdown. 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:49.120 I don't know how it works, but Erkham is the creator. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.760 He says, I'm creating a site to drive through cities 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.880 while you listen to their local radio stations, and everyone 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.760 in the comments are saying thank you. 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:58.960 Perhaps you'll be rolling up to the drive. Fox FM 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:00.520 is kicked in voltswg Oh. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.560 The competition is homemakeover. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.080 We're going to Paris now, Mitchell Oh. 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:07.680 Love it? 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:09.840 Chantey France is loading hold on apology? 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:20.840 Have you pressed simple play Wi The most Australian accent 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:22.640 possible Oh. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:23.240 That's the French. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:30.760 Here we go croissant bagguet. I can speak French. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.520 To leave a rat. Oh wow, all right. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:39.320 We'll end in Mumbai, where we've got Red Hot Hindi Radio. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.080 Beautiful South Mumbai, Jenna. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:44.280 Look at the the weather like in South Mumbai, Jenna. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:45.240 Could you find out. 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.560 Google the weather Jenna and Mumbai here you can use this. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:52.440 That's fine. Now Mitchell, his live Google Maps account is 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:53.920 coming up. It's so cool. 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:56.040 Oh so you could assassinate him if you want to know. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:58.440 I know exactly where the bastard is. He's got a thirty. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:07.200 Two twenty nine degrees lovely. 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:18.640 Oh this is Selena Gomes, his latest b I love 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:22.600 it anyway. 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:25.639 The point is Hayden and nine have been choosing a 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:29.000 new city every morning, and after watching the eleven AM presser, 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:31.000 we get the COVID cases and we're depressed. 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:32.760 We then plug in drive and listen. 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:35.439 And yesterday we're in Dunedin and we were listening to 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:37.720 local plun Dunedin. 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:39.840 What is it? 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.920 Dunedin sounds like it's near Dubbo. That's nothing flash. 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:43.680 Sorry, that's Mayra. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:49.240 Anyone, guys, drive and listen, get around it, enjoy it. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.120