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Speaker 1: Podcasting now right now, you and I have an exclusive

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Speaker 1: opportunity for a very small part of Australia to stitch

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Speaker 1: up the rest of Australia.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the Victorians. Will While Victorians are stuck in

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Speaker 2: Stage four restrictions, the rest of Australia is free. So

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Speaker 2: let's put a smile on those Victorians faces and stitch

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Speaker 2: up those freedom flaunting flogs because Victorians ah bitter. We

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Speaker 2: feel bad for the Victorians. They're in Stage four lockdown

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Speaker 2: right now while the west of Australia is free.

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Speaker 1: Basically willim the toughest lockdowns in the world, mate, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is still the toughest in the world. I think

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Speaker 1: currently there's not many other people who are under the

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Speaker 1: same restrictions as Victoria's. That's exactly right.

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Speaker 2: So we're trying to put a smile on their dials,

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Speaker 2: William by basically stitching out the rest of Australia. Today,

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Speaker 2: we actually have our panel up Joel.

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Speaker 1: Don't dad, do you give yourself an applaud.

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Speaker 3: You're a Victorian?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I would like to stitch up some of

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Speaker 4: my friends from my old hometown in Darwin. Normally they

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Speaker 4: all travel down to Victoria and we go to one

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Speaker 4: of the biggest footy matches of the year at the MCG,

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Speaker 4: one hundred thousand people, ten blokes. The game's been moved

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Speaker 4: up to Darwin, so I'm literally the only person missing

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Speaker 4: out ongoing to the Dreamtime game. So I'm spilled and

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Speaker 4: they're fling your face.

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Speaker 3: Joe. Absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Over the weekend, we're in a chat group organizing who's

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Speaker 4: picking up the tickets, you know, where are they meeting

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Speaker 4: up before the game. And I'm just sitting there, you know,

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Speaker 4: seeing every single message in my Stage four restricted house.

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Speaker 3: It's tough. It's really tough.

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Speaker 2: So how do you want to get him back?

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Speaker 3: Joe?

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Speaker 4: I think if we like maybe called him up while

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Speaker 4: he was at work, caught him off guard. I've got

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Speaker 4: his work phone number, and maybe said there's been some

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Speaker 4: issues with some of the tickets. I think they're only

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Speaker 4: letting in five thousand people at the game. So maybe

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Speaker 4: if we just made him almost make.

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Speaker 1: Sweat on that. Yeah, I'm sweat on that of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I'm going to make that happen. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, if you're someone who's never been able

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Speaker 1: to go to that game and you're an essence supporter,

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Speaker 1: you're dying to go to that game. It's your first

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Speaker 1: chance ever to go to that game. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: can imagine he'd do a lot of things to make

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Speaker 1: sure that his ticket doesn't get taken off him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he would jump through fire, this guy because he's

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Speaker 4: a diehard supporter of the team, and he doesn't he

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Speaker 4: can literally go down the road to see them play

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Speaker 4: for the first time.

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Speaker 1: Amazing. All right, Well, look on the other side, he's

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Speaker 1: going to be jumping through fire on live radio. So

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to this. Everybody else should be as well,

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Speaker 1: if you're a Victorian out there. I mean, this is

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Speaker 1: the great part about this segment. Woods is on the

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Speaker 1: one hand, yes we stitch up people in other states

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Speaker 1: outside of Victoria, but if you are in another state,

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Speaker 1: this should just be hurt to hear somebody embarrass themselves

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Speaker 1: vigorously on the radio. And if you're in Victoria, you're

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Speaker 1: in stage four restrictions. Hopefully this puts a bit of

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Speaker 1: a smile and your die with.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 1: Woods, we thought that we'd put our heads together and

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Speaker 1: try and help out Victoria. Obviously, a run a Victoria

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Speaker 1: in stage four restrictions and it is a shocking time

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Speaker 1: to be there. There's no doubt about that, mental health reasons, jobs,

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Speaker 1: the works. It absolutely stinks. So we are here to

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Speaker 1: try and help you guys smile down in Victoria by

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Speaker 1: stitching up some of the people in the other states.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you want to get around this,

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Speaker 1: please dms on Instagram, Facebook, whatever it is. You've got

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Speaker 1: a mate who's rubbing it in your face that they're

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Speaker 1: not restricted and they're living in another state, please let

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Speaker 1: us know, because right now we're here to help you

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Speaker 1: Victoria because we know you're bitter.

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Speaker 2: While Victorians are stuck and Stage four restrictions, the rest

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Speaker 2: of Australia is free. So let's put a smile on

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Speaker 2: those Victorians faces and stitch up those freedom flaunting vlogs

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Speaker 2: because Victorians ah.

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Speaker 3: Bitter ge yes, that's great stuff.

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Speaker 1: By the way, see you be if you're not listening,

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Speaker 1: I mean, gee whiz, doesn't that stink of a sponsorship?

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Speaker 3: Please send us this lab we're already using your name.

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Speaker 1: We've got but before we go, already given away our cards.

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Speaker 3: We should have done the deal before we made this segment. Damn,

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Speaker 3: before the car card, before the excuse.

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Speaker 1: Me a button bush of Joel A button bush of

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Speaker 1: Joel has told us that his mates in Darwin are

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Speaker 1: flaunching their freedoms up there, Joel, you're furious about this.

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Speaker 1: They're going to this big game on Saturday night. It's

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Speaker 1: the Essen and Bombers versus the Richmond Tigers. They're playing

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Speaker 1: the game in Darwin. Obviously it can't happen down at

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Speaker 1: the MCG in Melbourne. And you reckon your mate's got tickets.

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Speaker 1: He would literally walk over hot coals for these tickets.

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Speaker 1: And if somebody from the football club called him to

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Speaker 1: tell him that the tickets were getting taken off his hands,

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Speaker 1: he would do anything to stop that from happening.

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Speaker 4: I'm a bit of Victorian. Please help stitch up my mate, George.

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Speaker 4: He's a die hard Bombs supporter. He will do anything

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Speaker 4: to keep his tickets. Huge amazing. All right, well I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna call him some can.

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Speaker 3: Hoddle from the football club.

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Speaker 1: Nice voice, thanks very much, and let's watch this mokey

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Speaker 1: dance everyone for everyone down in Victoria.

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Speaker 5: This is for you, Oho, George speaking.

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Speaker 3: Why there that mister, Yes Hoddle here calling from the

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Speaker 3: SNA Football Club. How are you going?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Not too bad? Thank yourself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good. You have you got a minute? Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: just must be pretty happy about the fact you can

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Speaker 3: go to the game this weekend.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Now, look, we've actually oversold the tickets to the ESNA

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Speaker 3: in Richmond game this weekend. So look, both clubs have

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Speaker 3: agreed to bump down their ticketing sales by five hundred

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Speaker 3: people at each club, which bringing the title down by

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Speaker 3: one thousand. Now, look, we want to keep our best

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Speaker 3: supporters in the house. We're actually calling every single one

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Speaker 3: of our fans who have bought tickets. But we do

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Speaker 3: really want to put a little bit of an emphasis

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Speaker 3: on having the biggest fans in the house. And do

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Speaker 3: you do you know all the words of the song?

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Speaker 5: Not not fully, not fully by the obviously it's a

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Speaker 5: bit a bit awkward. And I'm at the office.

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Speaker 3: If you just give me a little bit of your

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Speaker 3: best condition, that'd be awesome.

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Speaker 5: Oh so see the almost like up to when the

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Speaker 5: premiership played, the Boys play this great old game. I'll

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Speaker 5: wait throw iving to glory and fame. Perfect.

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Speaker 3: Yep, that's awesome. Yeah, that's that's that's that's absolutely the

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Speaker 3: only one I got here is your best sledge like

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Speaker 3: Dustin Martin's just done. Something you go for probably.

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Speaker 5: Can't say something that actually say, but is probably your

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Speaker 5: bloody or the def and mappet is probably a decent

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Speaker 5: one that would come out of my mouth.

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Speaker 3: Buddy, you a partner, George.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you're not coming mate.

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Speaker 3: Man man. But that's good, that's good for the hypothetical.

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Speaker 3: So let's say that your wife comes here, says, you know,

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Speaker 3: she she's pregnant. You like, you stay at home and

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Speaker 3: you know, skip the game? What what?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: What would you say to her?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Well, I'll basically be telling her that, well, this

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Speaker 5: is the traditional trip that you know, the dreamed tom

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Speaker 5: is what we're the going down for the last five

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Speaker 5: it's in down to see. So there's no way, you know,

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Speaker 5: I'll be skipping this the opportunity to seem in down.

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Speaker 3: There's no way you stick around after the announcement of

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Speaker 3: the birth of your child.

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Speaker 5: Well that's a hard one.

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Speaker 3: Okay, George. It's one of those times that I should

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Speaker 3: tell you that I'm good nightes with Joel Gelding. I'm on,

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Speaker 3: WILLI can you just give us that song again?

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Speaker 5: George, I totally believe and you a ticket?

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Speaker 3: Oh, good old fashioned Victorian revenge.

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Speaker 1: We're stinking it up down here, and you get to

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Speaker 1: go to the footy mate, so I.

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Speaker 5: Get some of that, thanks mate, And you know, Victorians.

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Speaker 3: See what you're hearing.

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