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Speaker 3: Hey, This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: It is our grand final of our Oasis competition. Sing
Speaker 1: it and Win It? What an amazing price When we
Speaker 1: find the winners with your help this morning on the show.
Speaker 1: The next time we speak to them, they will be
Speaker 1: in London and they'll be getting ready to go and
Speaker 1: see the opening show of Oasis in London. First time
Speaker 1: they've played together in London in seventeen years. It is huge.
Speaker 1: The Oasis tour begins at the end of next week.
Speaker 4: That's come so soon.
Speaker 1: But those early dates are not relevant because they're in
Speaker 1: a country called Wales. It only really matters. A lot
Speaker 1: of people start email and going, why aren't you talking
Speaker 1: about the Wales gigs? Because they're in Wales.
Speaker 4: Why are they starting there?
Speaker 1: Well, because they want to get ready for London so
Speaker 1: you need a cup yet, Oh, don't say that. I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of Welsh listeners who enjoy the podcast
Speaker 1: are getting very upset going you're not talking about you
Speaker 1: keep saying the first show is July the twenty fifth.
Speaker 1: Why aren't you mentioned the fourth where the World Tour begins,
Speaker 1: because it's in Wales even they're aware of. You've got
Speaker 1: to respect London. You don't rock up after nothing together
Speaker 1: in seventeen years and walk out on stage on one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand people London. You need a few wins under
Speaker 1: your well so they can knock over that. You can
Speaker 1: impress the Welsh easily.
Speaker 4: Right, easily impressed people are.
Speaker 1: Easily going to impress the Well. She's then you roll
Speaker 1: into London, where you know expectations are high. People have
Speaker 1: paid a lot of money. I am so excited about
Speaker 1: the start of the World Tour next week because actually
Speaker 1: Choking Aside be the first time we actually see them
Speaker 1: on stage, and what the set this is going to
Speaker 1: be one of It's going to change with all the
Speaker 1: different shows. Yesterday I was catching up with a friend
Speaker 1: of mine who is a brilliant music presenter in the
Speaker 1: UK and he makes documentaries. Now he's made This Live,
Speaker 1: a documentary that I've done the voiceover for that's on
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks time, and he was saying
Speaker 1: how where he lives in London. It's about three minutes
Speaker 1: from where Oasis have been rehearsing over the last eight weeks.
Speaker 1: He said, he walked past yesterday and he heard them
Speaker 1: doing cigarettes and alcohol from outside. It was and it said,
Speaker 1: he goes, it's people stopping in the street and filming
Speaker 1: a building with Oasis in. He goes, it's like fever
Speaker 1: pitch right now in London where and even even noticed
Speaker 1: how the news coverage is getting starting to get a
Speaker 1: ramp up about the boys as well. I saw Patsy
Speaker 1: you found an article about how much money they're going
Speaker 1: to make from the.
Speaker 5: Tour phenomenal, something like forty million. Would that be pounds?
Speaker 5: I would imagine.
Speaker 1: Perhaps it is way higher than that. It's they make
Speaker 1: almost a billion.
Speaker 6: It's really a billion.
Speaker 1: Well you think about they've sold a million tickets just
Speaker 1: for the London shows at Wembley, that they're doing other
Speaker 1: shows around London and then Europe and then the world.
Speaker 1: I think they'd feel short change and they've got forty million.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift made two billion for that tour.
Speaker 1: It's change Cold played in one point two billion. Four
Speaker 1: Music of the Spheres. Elton John did just under a
Speaker 1: billion for Goodbye Yet a bit it be I had
Speaker 1: a mansion between eight hundred and to a billion dollars
Speaker 1: of their mate from the tour. Wow. So people when
Speaker 1: people go, I wonder why now they come back? You
Speaker 1: know you can keep saying no so many times and
Speaker 1: then when the number I guess if you say no,
Speaker 1: they just come back with more money and then indeed
Speaker 1: just rock up with some merchant stuff like that and
Speaker 1: they go. Even the Australians are interested. Right, we have
Speaker 1: to get back together.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now, let's talk about yesterday. Are we Monday winners
Speaker 1: or loss? Patsy, what's it for you? Mate?
Speaker 6: I am a winner most definitely.
Speaker 5: I had a listener messaged me last night with a
Speaker 5: photo of a boat. They had been to Melbourne Museum
Speaker 5: and seeing this beautiful sort of redone up yacht that
Speaker 5: used to sail in the bay back in the twenties
Speaker 5: and its name was Patsy big black lid is Patsy goes, Patsy, look.
Speaker 2: What I've found.
Speaker 6: You're a boat And I thought, fantastic. Does my fame?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, I am now a boat proudly displayed in Melbourne Museum.
Speaker 1: You know, each to her own you know I could
Speaker 1: see you want to judge over the rear that that
Speaker 1: has literally floated the pats boat. Fact that someone saw
Speaker 1: an old boat, right, a real old boat from the
Speaker 1: nineteen twenties, And thought, that reminds me of that newsreader
Speaker 1: on the radio, that ancient old boat.
Speaker 6: How funny is that? Though not Pats but Patsy. Yeah,
Speaker 6: in pride of place.
Speaker 1: Perhaps she feels like a very common name for a boat,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. Monte Carlo, aren't they They're rich kind of
Speaker 1: rich names, aren't they. But Patsy? I haven't seen that one,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 6: No, I haven't seen it when I've been there either.
Speaker 5: And I thought that was very nice of them to
Speaker 5: take a photo and reach out, take the time to
Speaker 5: send me the photo and say look what I found.
Speaker 6: So I thought, ye, winner for a month, I'll take that.
Speaker 1: Wow. Are what's your Monday? Winter or loser?
Speaker 4: I thought I.
Speaker 7: Wasn't winning yesterday, But turns out I'm a big fat loser.
Speaker 4: I was at Col's.
Speaker 7: I remember to get bin bags, which I was very
Speaker 7: excited about because we're down.
Speaker 4: To our life one get home. They're too small.
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's nothing worse than that. So what do
Speaker 1: you get the little twenty liters one and you've got
Speaker 1: fifty liters.
Speaker 7: I was standing there in the aisle being like small medium,
Speaker 7: small medium.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it always go bigger.
Speaker 1: It's not having a flappy sock, but it's better than
Speaker 1: a too tight sock, I know, because now I have
Speaker 1: to stretch and they tear. Yes, they're not even a millimeters.
Speaker 1: Think now are they being back?
Speaker 4: You can almost like see it is what you called it.
Speaker 1: Nanotechnology.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I stupidly got the compostible ones, like the
Speaker 7: you know, the safer nature ones, but that means they're
Speaker 7: even extra thing.
Speaker 1: They won't stretch over that bin mouth and.
Speaker 7: Now they're because you're there, you have to buy packs
Speaker 7: of like fifty and so my next like two months,
Speaker 7: I'm going to have to deal with these stretchy C'm
Speaker 7: too short.
Speaker 1: Let them buio the grade right now, give them back
Speaker 1: to the planet right now. Now you've got to go back,
Speaker 1: go back.
Speaker 4: I don't know it feels now.
Speaker 1: I think the important things you need to know in
Speaker 1: life are your shoe size, your waist size, your next size,
Speaker 1: and your bin size. Yes, yeah, how compromise, no, no, exactly,
Speaker 1: it has to be slightly bigger than the bin mouth.
Speaker 1: That stretch is a modern peril for all.
Speaker 7: Because it's such a big gap though from when you
Speaker 7: buy bin bags.
Speaker 4: You're not doing it every week every time I.
Speaker 7: Go, ah, you should have remembered what size, but it's
Speaker 7: always too long ago.
Speaker 1: But I always wonder who are the people with the
Speaker 1: small tiny bins?
Speaker 4: You have a tiny bin?
Speaker 1: How tiny that necessitates a bin back?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: You can just empty it is that small?
Speaker 4: No, that's gross. Mine sits actually outside.
Speaker 7: It's not like one of those ones that goes in.
Speaker 7: It's it's maybe I don't know how big.
Speaker 1: We I call that a desktop bin.
Speaker 7: I find it really handy to slide across what in just.
Speaker 1: Half an apple? It's third done.
Speaker 7: I have to we have to check it out every
Speaker 7: probably every day, every two days.
Speaker 1: But it's handy, too high maintenance.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast question.
Speaker 1: I'm a Monday Winter certified grown up to my own
Speaker 1: washing machine, all by myself, with no man around, trained,
Speaker 1: all the stinky water good as new. When you have
Speaker 1: to drain out that stink water, you have to get
Speaker 1: a little cup and then a teatowel to soak out it.
Speaker 1: It's really because you can't quite get a full scoop
Speaker 1: in there. Christian. It's listening to Patsy and how happy
Speaker 1: she seemed to be about finding out that there's an
Speaker 1: ancient boat boat named in my honor nineteen twenties. Christian.
Speaker 1: The word that came to Minus says to it is relic.
Speaker 6: Oh that's nice, isn't it?
Speaker 1: With us?
Speaker 4: Some relics are revered.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's lovely, Paul.
Speaker 1: It's roadshow is water will Relix. They're celebrated. Yet you
Speaker 1: dream that someone's got another great relic? Yes, because what
Speaker 1: the relic has is built.
Speaker 9: To last, class, timeless, dignify it.
Speaker 1: Dignifying fossils. No, not that, No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let's move on. I am a Monday winner. Yesterday I
Speaker 1: caught and escaped rabbit someone's. As I was driving to
Speaker 1: my house yesterday, maybe a minute and a half away,
Speaker 1: I just saw a rabbit hop onto the rope in
Speaker 1: front of me, right, and so luckily there was no
Speaker 1: other casket, and so I pulled over. The rabbit looked terrified.
Speaker 1: It was just sort of by the curb. I approached
Speaker 1: it very carefully, and then I thought, I just I
Speaker 1: guess said you just grab it. I never had a rabbit,
Speaker 1: so I just grabbed it around the waist. I've got
Speaker 1: to go gash on my left arm here because that
Speaker 1: thing did not want to be like, yeah, a hell
Speaker 1: of a kick. So then I just I could have asked,
Speaker 1: and then I looked quiet shriek I saw and then
Speaker 1: I'm a hold this rabbit, and I'm thinking, what do
Speaker 1: I actually do? What's my play here? And I saw
Speaker 1: these trades and they were looking at me like and
Speaker 1: they just all pointed at a house the other side
Speaker 1: like they've had enough of getting that rabbit. So I
Speaker 1: went I saw it with my head and there twenty
Speaker 1: two is it? And they went like that, nodded again.
Speaker 1: No words were said. And then July with the thing
Speaker 1: holding it out in front of me like a ticking
Speaker 1: time up because it was really start of kid. THENIL
Speaker 1: was wir like can I die if it bit me?
Speaker 1: Like raby, yes, you need a tennis shot time. At
Speaker 1: the time, I didn't have a time to go and
Speaker 1: get back in the car with the rabbits, go and
Speaker 1: get chap, find a medicare card, go and get that
Speaker 1: done and then drive back to number twenty two.
Speaker 4: But it has scratched you.
Speaker 1: Yes, it had You should probably get that checked out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you might need a ting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this could be the last show. But know that
Speaker 1: I died doing what I love, which is giving you
Speaker 1: soon a chance to go to see anyway, I'm not
Speaker 1: to the door. They didn't. You know, some people don't
Speaker 1: pretty some people in life they're not like me and
Speaker 1: my wife are pretty loose. Like that front gate was
Speaker 1: wide open.
Speaker 4: I always closed people's front gate.
Speaker 1: This gate was wide open, right. I couldn't even see
Speaker 1: a rabbit hutch in the front yard. I think, where's
Speaker 1: the thing live? I was doing the old hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: have you got rabbits?
Speaker 10: Hello?
Speaker 1: And then someone inside goes, hang on a minute, right,
Speaker 1: and again the thing's starting to really sort of these
Speaker 1: eyes are like dilating now line. I actually think it's
Speaker 1: going to go for me or something. They opened the
Speaker 1: door and they went, oh this again, and I went,
Speaker 1: do you want him now? And he went and the
Speaker 1: guys goes, there's put him down there. Thought I might
Speaker 1: get a reward and anything. I got nothing.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall Show podcast, Good.
Speaker 1: Morning Hannah to the Rabbit Rescuer, Good Morning Hannah. Definitely
Speaker 1: get a techno shop and monitor them for infection. The
Speaker 1: hell you do look a bit palee rabid right now?
Speaker 1: What is is Stephen Christian Monday winter turning sixty next month.
Speaker 1: I thought we could only to have a full medical
Speaker 1: road worthy certificate done. The results are in heart, BP, cholesterol, kidneys, liver, yes,
Speaker 1: liver all spot on. Have the camera down the throat
Speaker 1: and up the bottom hopefully in that order. And the
Speaker 1: Dr Tommy, I'm in perfect health. Bid win Steve, congra,
Speaker 1: We done to you now. My wife and I wants
Speaker 1: us both to go and have a scan like that
Speaker 1: where you actually get a proper work up where you
Speaker 1: go in an MRI. Well they say they just test
Speaker 1: for everything. Wow, I'm terrified. I'm going to be honest
Speaker 1: because I'm wonder if they go looking for trouble they're
Speaker 1: fine because if they got all the effort, they want
Speaker 1: to justify the fees involved. Say, when you take the
Speaker 1: car in right, the beholder, the wipers are right, the
Speaker 1: trackings have been off, They're going to go and look
Speaker 1: look for trouble as well. They're going to find trouble
Speaker 1: in there. And if I get in that and plus
Speaker 1: has anyone ever got into one of those MRI tubes
Speaker 1: of death.
Speaker 6: No, I have to have after the cancer.
Speaker 1: What's it like? I hate it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you really have to.
Speaker 5: You know, you're big on meditation and that will really
Speaker 5: help you. And I find I really have to go
Speaker 5: into a totally different zone.
Speaker 1: If you take it at the Bottle Wife.
Speaker 5: And Brown Brothers in there, I could right through the
Speaker 5: intravenous strip because.
Speaker 1: You're in there fight Well how long you're in there?
Speaker 1: For half an hour? A minute?
Speaker 6: Really noisy?
Speaker 1: It's really I had one done for my knee, but
Speaker 1: because that was my knee, I was only my head
Speaker 1: was sticking out that I was like, yeah, yeah that
Speaker 1: wasn't it had closed end. But I was half in
Speaker 1: your top half was I've poking out? And so but
Speaker 1: that was like the noise pats, Yeah, I planking, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 6: Metal grinding?
Speaker 1: And then you go and then some buzzies go and
Speaker 1: just relaxed, went, what's happening? Whatever the gamma rays are.
Speaker 1: Surely this is worse for me. This thing. If I've
Speaker 1: told my meniscus in my knee.
Speaker 7: Is anything touching you or are you just lying there?
Speaker 7: And it's like it's a tight space isn't it very
Speaker 7: confined torpedo?
Speaker 5: I actually closed my eyes. I can't open them once
Speaker 5: they start. Once the you know, the what is it,
Speaker 5: the stretcher thing you're on, once it goes in, I
Speaker 5: just closed my eyes. I find it easier, and I
Speaker 5: just I just have silent thoughts to myself.
Speaker 4: Can you take in like air pods and listen to music.
Speaker 1: No book, to watch the TV?
Speaker 5: You know, but think of the positives, because early intervention
Speaker 5: is key.
Speaker 1: So what are you saying that someone's happened to me?
Speaker 1: I've got intentness at the moment, list needingly, I've got
Speaker 1: rabies and now got some sort of terminally might walk in.
Speaker 1: They go, my god, this guy, don't worry about that.
Speaker 1: Save your money, mate, get your affairs in order. And
Speaker 1: I sought that funeral playlist out like now, AC is
Speaker 1: there someone out waiting when we can give them the
Speaker 1: back news? We don't need to turn it on to
Speaker 1: This guy's not testined for.
Speaker 5: A long lifec Anxiety is a real thing. It can
Speaker 5: freak you out a bit, but just try to remain.
Speaker 1: Have you ever taken any valume or anything or dizapan?
Speaker 5: No, you're not allowed to take well you've got a
Speaker 5: fast for a lot of them, so you actually can't.
Speaker 1: So I was told that you can take valuume.
Speaker 6: Oh well, good luck to you.
Speaker 1: All right. So yesterday on the show Jo and Patsy's News,
Speaker 1: a big third major wing for Minji Lee and I
Speaker 1: was just listening to her say what it meant to
Speaker 1: her because this is a huge achievement, third major win
Speaker 1: in the golf tournament in Texas yesterday and she did
Speaker 1: the classic Aussie thing.
Speaker 11: It's really cool, especially you know, being only a few
Speaker 11: of us who have done it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: No, it's just a really special feeling. Yeah no, yeah no,
Speaker 11: it's just a really special feeling.
Speaker 1: In terms of top three Aussie sayings. It's above to me.
Speaker 1: Good a mate, Yeah, it's a yeah no. And I
Speaker 1: find myself saying it when I'm speaking to people back
Speaker 1: home in England and they go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: You still sound like one of us. But what's this
Speaker 1: year now? And oh my god, it's happening myself. I
Speaker 1: need the Jets becoming one of them.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah no, it's just a really special feeling.
Speaker 1: Now, what have you found out about the history of
Speaker 1: Yeah nah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I went down a wormhole yesterday and I found
Speaker 7: a two thousand and two article from the Australian Journal
Speaker 7: of Linguistics. I'm sure you're both familiar. And it's called
Speaker 7: yeah na a discourse yeah Na in Australian English.
Speaker 4: So it's an academic who's done a whole thesis.
Speaker 1: So what's the history of vienna?
Speaker 7: So it developed in the nineties as a distinctly Australian expression,
Speaker 7: She says. Australians pride themselves on being laid back, egalitarian,
Speaker 7: self deprecating and casual, and yeah nah manages to communicate
Speaker 7: all of that in just two words. It's the linguistic
Speaker 7: equivalent of a shrug and a grin.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like that. You're right. If it was an emoji,
Speaker 1: it's both of those. Fifty to fifty the face split,
Speaker 1: she said.
Speaker 7: It's a polite way of not going along with something
Speaker 7: but still letting the other person feel heard.
Speaker 4: So you're not like dominating. You go yeah, yeah, it's nah,
Speaker 4: but you're go yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: But now in this context, what what does it mean though?
Speaker 1: In this where Minchili is talking about this massive win,
Speaker 1: a third major Yeah no, it's.
Speaker 2: Just a really special feeling.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's a big feeling, but no, yeah, so she's
Speaker 7: got she tries that Aussie tor poppy syndrome. Yeah, I've
Speaker 7: done something amazing. Yeah, but also nah, oh okay, so.
Speaker 1: She's not like another example someone not doing it is
Speaker 1: I'm named after a redick boat. That's just yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just yet I understand.
Speaker 3: Now, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show. Christian talking about MRI scans.
Speaker 1: They give you earphones and you choose some music. I
Speaker 1: tend to fall asleep, which isn't great. On one more occasion,
Speaker 1: I've had that folding asleep twitch and then they have
Speaker 1: to do it all over again because moving blurs the image.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Scotty, Matthew, Christian. I've had a few MRI
Speaker 1: scans done over the years. The machinery, right, it is
Speaker 1: loud and you feel like Augustus Glut stuck in a
Speaker 1: suction machine from Chudding the chocolate factory. However, my discomfort
Speaker 1: pete when they gave me set of headphones to listen
Speaker 1: to the radio. Sadly it was stuck on Fox. I
Speaker 1: swear I heard the repeat the same song twice in
Speaker 1: the short time that I was in the machine. Now,
Speaker 1: Rio you found something else when you're doing your research
Speaker 1: yesterday about the classic Aussie phrase Yeah nah.
Speaker 7: Yes, so I found this journed this article from the
Speaker 7: Journal of Linguistics about yeah nah, and she has a
Speaker 7: really interesting if you.
Speaker 1: Just days back to the nineties and you're like, it's
Speaker 1: actually interesting. It's a very ustraating thing of balancing too
Speaker 1: much adulation, yes, exactly, curbing your enthusiasm.
Speaker 7: Yeah, deflecting praise and not wanting to seem too far
Speaker 7: above the pack.
Speaker 1: Is so, now I understand why Mencheli said it yesterday
Speaker 1: when she's just when she's just literally one a third major.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's just a really special feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, Yeah, it's great, but I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get too carried away.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm not too arrogant.
Speaker 7: And she said it also reflects the quintessential Australian understatement.
Speaker 7: And this is a great observation, she says, Rather than
Speaker 7: saying how something is, Australians always say what it isn't.
Speaker 7: For example, how's the weather as she's not warm, how's
Speaker 7: the wine not a bad drop? How's John's haircut? I've
Speaker 7: seen better. How's the movie not bad?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, Yes, we always do. There's something measured
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: Yes, we never go oh that's good or that's bad.
Speaker 4: It's not good, it's not bad.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this week. Small thing, big rage,
Speaker 1: small thing. Okay, this is where you can ven your spleen.
Speaker 1: It's the small things in life that butcher us over
Speaker 1: the edge. So before you turn up to work in
Speaker 1: a bad mood, ven your spleen right now. You can
Speaker 1: text me. Oh four seventy five three one oh four three.
Speaker 1: I got this email yesterday, Christian. Normally I think I'm
Speaker 1: a calm person, but I'm writing now thinking otherwise. Here's
Speaker 1: my small thing, Big Rage Footy edition. I love it, Christian.
Speaker 1: Number one. People that turn up late to the footy
Speaker 1: or any shows, there's always empty seats, either in front
Speaker 1: of you or to sign you think, yeah, no one
Speaker 1: has to sit this close to me, my kids and me,
Speaker 1: we can see perfect. Then as soon as these didy
Speaker 1: dannies appear from nowhere, they get in the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, they're always in the way. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: to empty seats you did go to It's like sometimes
Speaker 1: when there's in a not even a half full cinema, right,
Speaker 1: and you've got empty season and those people that insist
Speaker 1: on sitting exactly where the scene number is, even if
Speaker 1: it's like bunched up next to you, it's like there's
Speaker 1: ten empty rows here. Yes, because you've got that seat,
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 5: Same with car parks too, though, Like if you ever
Speaker 5: had like a new car, you don't want to get
Speaker 5: it scratched, so you'll intentionally park right over the other
Speaker 5: side of the car park.
Speaker 1: Oh it's empty, bay's either side.
Speaker 5: And inevitably someone more park right next to and there's
Speaker 5: a million other parks.
Speaker 1: Same in an empty restaurant, and then they go and
Speaker 1: sit someone next You're like, it ain't great for them,
Speaker 1: It isn't good for me. Yes, don't they want they're
Speaker 1: almost on an early date. Don't they want to be
Speaker 1: somewhere else? Is something some loan guy Christian nothing? Standing
Speaker 1: in a long queue to order food at the foot
Speaker 1: you get into the front that people in front of you,
Speaker 1: they'll have no idea what they want to order. Mate,
Speaker 1: you've had all that time at the time, or they
Speaker 1: do the old where did I put my wallet? And
Speaker 1: know you be ready, yes, be ready? What's it for you?
Speaker 1: The sweet Patsy. Small thing, big rage mine.
Speaker 5: Is those antiseptic wipes that are using here in the
Speaker 5: studio and at home. You go to pluck just one
Speaker 5: or two out because you don't need a lot, but
Speaker 5: you can never get one or two.
Speaker 6: It's like half a packet comes out of it.
Speaker 1: Five or ten all clump together, pantsy. I think they
Speaker 1: do it on purpose. You get through the packet quick,
Speaker 1: and you've got to buy an You can more big
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories uncovered here on the show. It is absolutely
Speaker 1: impossible to know it is no, no, they clump together,
Speaker 1: don't three or five and issue back in the pack
Speaker 1: And then I wonder that it's now contaminated with dirty airs. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it's going to go back into the packet and
Speaker 1: it won't be fully accepted. The rest of the tribe.
Speaker 4: They know you.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no. Why don't you get
Speaker 1: out of the plane. You can't crawl back here.
Speaker 6: That's the point of no return.
Speaker 1: Are you dirty? You make us dirty? I get the
Speaker 1: feeling they shut that door the payload. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't know mom, Dad, let me back in. No, you've
Speaker 1: been out in the air. I saw you were that
Speaker 1: kitchen top, a little bit of breadcrumbs there. You can't
Speaker 1: come back in.
Speaker 5: But I'm try different brands and they all do the same.
Speaker 1: They want you buying more package. This goes right to
Speaker 1: the top. All right, then, what's your small thing?
Speaker 3: Big raised a Christian O'Connell show, Gone podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. A very special show today.
Speaker 1: What an amazing prize. Over the last two and a
Speaker 1: half weeks we've been asking you to sing it and
Speaker 1: win it with Oasis, picking away to song, put your
Speaker 1: own words to it, express why you should win your
Speaker 1: way to London. No waiting until November for you. You're
Speaker 1: out there. We're going to fly someone on today's show.
Speaker 1: They're going to be heading out next month to the
Speaker 1: opening night Wembley Stadium, one hundred thousand people, first time
Speaker 1: Oasis are reunited for seventeen years, playing live together. It's
Speaker 1: an amazing prize and in the next hour we're going
Speaker 1: to find the winner. I'm so excited for them. When
Speaker 1: we say goodbye to them about half eight this morning
Speaker 1: on the show. The next time we speak to them
Speaker 1: and hear from them, they'll be in London crazy. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm jealous. I'm excited. It's such a great prize.
Speaker 1: We got three very hard to actually pictures, three songs.
Speaker 1: Because I've been so many great entries, and thank you
Speaker 1: very very much to everyone who's put real time actually
Speaker 1: ours to even send us shabby ones. The time involved
Speaker 1: in making a great one and a shabby one. Actually
Speaker 1: it's the same. That's just so cruel about life. Sometimes
Speaker 1: everyone looks already hard at life, but it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: it gets to pay back. Sometimes the same with this
Speaker 1: weakness competition. So yesterday I got a lot of quite
Speaker 1: upset emails, understandably not some of them were just actually
Speaker 1: playing me. I was like, look, I get it. One
Speaker 1: guy actually just set me a actually abusive email. I
Speaker 1: think you just get to you forget that we are
Speaker 1: human beings as well. We've heard all the entries I said,
Speaker 1: gods to heard yours. It just wasn't very good. I
Speaker 1: know that's not what you want to hear, but you
Speaker 1: need to understand just because you think it's great, does
Speaker 1: it mean you get to fly to London. The other
Speaker 1: three they're really good, and I stand by those three,
Speaker 1: but there are lots of other ones that almost didn't
Speaker 1: make it anyway, but doing small thing, big rage right now,
Speaker 1: small thing, Christian mom morning, my small thing, big rage
Speaker 1: for thirty years of marriage. My husband leaves the sink
Speaker 1: full of mankey soupy water gone cold to gun jail
Speaker 1: around the sides after to work. This is not what
Speaker 1: I want to come home to. Seriously, how hard is
Speaker 1: it to pull a plug? Jenny your rights? This is
Speaker 1: Sorong Will and Morris, small thing, big rage, clothes sales stuff,
Speaker 1: telling me I look great in it, knowing damn well
Speaker 1: I don't. I will. I am very distrustful because has
Speaker 1: anyone got a story where they went, no, looks terrible.
Speaker 1: No with you and your body type? No, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: there's a shot around the corner with baggy tracksuit pants
Speaker 1: for people like you. But no, in fact, I'm gonna say, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want you wearing our stuff. When have they
Speaker 1: ever done that? No one's got that story.
Speaker 4: They always try to do the odd. I've got this
Speaker 4: one at home, actually.
Speaker 1: That I brought a jacket with that spiel. I didn't
Speaker 1: even want to winter jacket, but the guy went, you
Speaker 1: know what, it's getting a bit chilly out there. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm very easy Sultan, and this guy went, listen,
Speaker 1: it's the last one they're not doing anymore. In fact,
Speaker 1: I own it myself. You won't go get it for
Speaker 1: anyone else gets in it. And here's any of this
Speaker 1: whisper my friend whisper and you've got the sub tis.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know. He didn't even he wasn't even
Speaker 1: dressed very well. He was dressed like a bogan at
Speaker 1: the races. Whatever you got going on, I want some
Speaker 1: of that matchup. Yeah, Christian small thing, big rage. That's
Speaker 1: from Natalie Porter watching TV with my team and that
Speaker 1: of nowhere you see them scrolling and then there's a
Speaker 1: big development TV show and they go, what's just happened?
Speaker 1: Then not paying attention Christian small thing big grades people
Speaker 1: who talk on loud speaker at the shops or anywhere
Speaker 1: where there's other people around, and it's distorted through the
Speaker 1: tiny speakers, so all you hear at the time is
Speaker 1: what was that? What did you say? As they can't hit.
Speaker 1: I think that's one of the worst things in public
Speaker 1: is other people now thinking that we are just extras
Speaker 1: in their life. Yes, my character and not just that
Speaker 1: I don't know how I can have a conversation with
Speaker 1: anybody in front.
Speaker 7: Of other strangers.
Speaker 1: So embarrassed, so self conscious. My wife constantly gets annoyed.
Speaker 1: Where if I'm on the train or in an uma,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk God, She goes, why do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about people around? It's not like controversial.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit shy. Don't she could talk in
Speaker 1: the radio for a living. They just want to quiet
Speaker 1: in it. See. Some people actually start having a business meeting,
Speaker 1: don't they. I'm not joking. They go, day, is everyone there?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 1: Then we can begin. We can begin at the start
Speaker 1: of this tool. I'm sorry, this train carriage is not
Speaker 1: your meeting room.
Speaker 4: Yes, preach, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And what's your small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 7: I have a TV based one as well. There are
Speaker 7: a couple of streaming services out there. You know who
Speaker 7: you are who. When you're using the subtitles and you
Speaker 7: want to toggle on or off, you don't have it.
Speaker 4: Readily available on the show.
Speaker 7: You have to navigate out of what you're watching, stop
Speaker 7: what you're watching, and.
Speaker 4: Then you've got a final settings.
Speaker 7: You've got to navigate with that little remark that's a pain.
Speaker 4: In the bar.
Speaker 1: See see thing, and it's not clear what's on or off?
Speaker 7: No, exactly like which one is the is the one
Speaker 7: with the little message box?
Speaker 1: Do you guys? Increasing now watch TV with the subtitles on?
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I can't stand in them.
Speaker 1: It's all do it. It's just like a standard default
Speaker 1: for them. And I found myself now unless it's a
Speaker 1: comedy show or a stand up special, because you're in
Speaker 1: the punchlines before the comedian does so slightly out of whack.
Speaker 1: But now I find myself. And also some TV show
Speaker 1: there's so much mumbling involved, right Ozarks Terell for this,
Speaker 1: like turned the damn contrast? Understand what rewind it? Sometimes again?
Speaker 1: Anyone else get that? I didn't hear it? I thing
Speaker 1: we've got rewind? You've gone too far.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 5: I find subtitles detract too much from from the actual pictures.
Speaker 5: I can't do two things at once when it comes
Speaker 5: to what I need to either watch the picture and
Speaker 5: listen or read the subtimes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I find myself reading the subtitle what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Watch the show?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 1: It's a century overload, isn't it. We're normalizing it all right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to play something now this was This is
Speaker 1: from my car yesterday. I recorded this, and I wonder
Speaker 1: how relatable this conversation between me and Siri when you're
Speaker 1: in a car is Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Hey Siri, Siri? Cool,
Speaker 1: Sar wife?
Speaker 3: What do you want to say?
Speaker 1: Serri? Call Sarah wife?
Speaker 11: Siri?
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm not a.
Speaker 1: Phone that is every rubbish. It won't ever do what
Speaker 1: you ask it to do when you're in the car.
Speaker 1: I think it does it on purpose as well. Well.
Speaker 1: Chat TPT is coming for you, Siri.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've just activated your SERI. I've just had an
Speaker 1: email from a man called Adrian. Listen to us right
Speaker 1: now in the evening Monday night in the UK. He
Speaker 1: has someone called Sarah in his phone. Is now because
Speaker 1: I was yelling Siri called Sarah wife, his phone has
Speaker 1: sprang to life. He's calling someone called Sarah. He doesn't
Speaker 1: even know is my wife's phone number in your phone age?
Speaker 1: All right, So we are about ten and us away
Speaker 1: from giving you all the details about how you have
Speaker 1: your say, how we need your help, and trying to
Speaker 1: work out who are we going to send to London
Speaker 1: for this amazing trip of a lifetime to really go
Speaker 1: to rock and roll history. We're talking about Oasis, one
Speaker 1: of the biggest reunions in rock and roll history in
Speaker 1: the last last couple of decades. I would say it
Speaker 1: made such big news last year in August, where there
Speaker 1: was no leaks, there was no rumors. Suddenly it was announced, Wait,
Speaker 1: not only are Oasis going to be working together again,
Speaker 1: they're going on a global tour. Crazy. It's very them.
Speaker 1: You go from not even being able to spend Christmas
Speaker 1: together with your mum for seventeen years. You imagine that.
Speaker 1: And I must have interviewed Noel Gallagher over twelve times.
Speaker 1: It would always come up, do you think you will
Speaker 1: have it even for a one off show? No way,
Speaker 1: no way, I'm done with that part of my life.
Speaker 1: And then suddenly they announced they're going on a wait
Speaker 1: for it, not just doing one night at Glastonbury, a
Speaker 1: global tour. So someone you couldn't spend any time with
Speaker 1: you're now going to spend I'm not sure if my
Speaker 1: marriage would last a world tour, you know, two hundred dates,
Speaker 1: or the traveling together lug and suit cases around us
Speaker 1: like it's such a lot of wear and to air
Speaker 1: on a relationship. But it's an amazing story and it
Speaker 1: all kicks off the world tour at the end of
Speaker 1: next week and then they roll into London and this
Speaker 1: is where the eyes of the world when they're both
Speaker 1: together for the first time in London on stage together
Speaker 1: at Wembley Stadium. This is where we're going to send
Speaker 1: two of our listeners and until the next hour, you
Speaker 1: got to have your say, who would you love to
Speaker 1: send out that on behalf of the show. Take it
Speaker 1: as a given. They're all Oasis super fans. Everyone who
Speaker 1: went to this competition where you put your own lyrics
Speaker 1: to an Oasis song and send it into us. I
Speaker 1: just want to say, before we actually meet the finest
Speaker 1: and you hear their entries before you start voting. There
Speaker 1: were so many great ones. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: very very close to Sam Memett, just listen to how
Speaker 1: great this is. I need to see this bad jaffing
Speaker 1: no one.
Speaker 12: I'm feeling ready your buddy, Yeah, solute of God a man,
Speaker 12: you have it all, but how much do.
Speaker 1: You want it? I'll make you laugh. Ready for the procast?
Speaker 1: Can I fly with you? Listen Tree and double you.
Speaker 12: Can you set me free from the chains of wear
Speaker 12: it be bind Out.
Speaker 1: I missed the nineties glory, but I'm still in bout.
Speaker 1: I need to find to win for the flying to.
Speaker 13: Come by wife.
Speaker 1: Singing, so read.
Speaker 12: It now it's Christian said, he says, Leon, but real
Speaker 12: lefty with the die.
Speaker 1: So we tra now that when lee home to you
Speaker 1: and to ever see them.
Speaker 3: Now I'm singing for that Christian.
Speaker 1: Now I'm very very close. Outstanding work from Sam Mehmet
Speaker 1: now someone else who It's the full spectrum in life.
Speaker 1: It's the full colors of all. There were so many
Speaker 1: colors in the rainbow. And what I'm politely trying to
Speaker 1: say is standards were so broad. Yeah, wid we're a
Speaker 1: broad church. We are very broad. Non denomination of okay,
Speaker 1: aly welcome in the church. And most days when I
Speaker 1: was playing, I really wanted to make sure that if
Speaker 1: we were playing a really good entry, I wanted to
Speaker 1: balance it out to something where the bar was more realistic.
Speaker 1: And that person was the mighty Greg. This dude, you
Speaker 1: would not have heard a show last two weeks. Whe
Speaker 1: I didn't play this, I would like to leave this.
Speaker 1: He won my heart, and he didn't win the tickets
Speaker 1: to go to London, but he won my heart warning
Speaker 1: and I just want to surprise Greg right now. Greg,
Speaker 1: Are you there, Hello? Greg?
Speaker 10: Hello?
Speaker 1: Yes, Greg, Greg is Christian. I just want to cool
Speaker 1: you up to say thank you so much for entering
Speaker 1: the competition and being such a great sport. As much
Speaker 1: as we love getting the really great ones, you one
Speaker 1: really cheered us up and made us laugh, and I
Speaker 1: just want to say thank you.
Speaker 10: Well, thank you very much. I had fun doing it.
Speaker 1: Well. Listen, Greg. Also, as a small thank you as well,
Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a pair of tickets to
Speaker 1: see Oasis at Marvel Stadium when they come here at
Speaker 1: the end of October and November.
Speaker 10: Wow, that's an awesome consolation prize.
Speaker 1: Well, I just think you really deserve it. You've been
Speaker 1: such a great sport and we really have love playing
Speaker 1: your amazing entry. It's will always. It always made me
Speaker 1: smile every single and I think you motivated more people
Speaker 1: to enter this competition. The really great ones are intimidating.
Speaker 1: Yours is fun, it's achievable.
Speaker 10: It took me a few hours and I actually really
Speaker 10: enjoyed doing it.
Speaker 1: Well, it sounded it as well. And also Greg is
Speaker 1: and there she's at work, Thank god, does she tell you.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of emails a man yesterday. I
Speaker 1: actually thought one month she was outside my house. You
Speaker 1: sound terrified. They don't say anymore. She'd come back from
Speaker 1: what a Christian. But we're back in the basement.
Speaker 10: She's actually sweetie, I can tell.
Speaker 1: I can tell she's the sweetens. You know what she is.
Speaker 1: She's very proud of your efforts, Gregory.
Speaker 10: She tells me I'm her favorite fan.
Speaker 1: Her favorite husband, that I'm the husband, so I can yeah, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can't. Right, well listen you and you and Ham.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll get another email from her. Greg Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for taking part in the competition and
Speaker 1: just been such a great sport. And I hope you
Speaker 1: really enjoy Oasis when they're here in November. And I'll
Speaker 1: see you there. Okay, wow, see Greg?
Speaker 10: Bye?
Speaker 1: Was this someone else there? What was going on? Sweetheart?
Speaker 1: Lot of emails a man yesterday? This is my piece
Speaker 1: and are we good now?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: It is our grand final of the Big Oasis competition.
Speaker 1: Sing it and win it up for grabs Juil. The
Speaker 1: next hour we're going to find the winner, who is
Speaker 1: off to London with whoever they want to take with
Speaker 1: them for the trip of a lifetime to go and
Speaker 1: see Reunited Oasis at the opening night at Wembley Stadium.
Speaker 1: This is months before they make their way out here
Speaker 1: at the end of October and November. Let's meet the
Speaker 1: three Finest. There is excitement in the studio. There's tension
Speaker 1: in the studio. How could there not be. There is
Speaker 1: rock and roll energy in the studio. Up first, good
Speaker 1: morning and good luck to you Andrea. Thank you for
Speaker 1: your entry. Was the early ones we got and it
Speaker 1: really really blew us away. It's very very funny as well.
Speaker 1: So what do you do, Andrea? I'm a lawyer, you're
Speaker 1: a lawyer. Yes, leave no documents anywhere. Team. She could
Speaker 1: sue us if she doesn't win. She have this whole
Speaker 1: station shut down.
Speaker 4: It's okay.
Speaker 8: I had to sign my life away before, so did you?
Speaker 8: You guys are say yeah?
Speaker 1: Now tell us about you and away sis Andrew? What
Speaker 1: would this mean to you if you win the big
Speaker 1: trip to London?
Speaker 8: It would be life changing for me, you know, being
Speaker 8: part of music history. It's just something that I could
Speaker 8: thought I would only ever dream of, and now it's
Speaker 8: in reaching distance. At thirty three, Sorry, thirty six, I
Speaker 8: wish I was thirty three.
Speaker 1: It's okay. We all take a couple of years off.
Speaker 1: Patsy does that every day, she's somehow getting younger.
Speaker 8: I've never been overseas, so this would be absolutely life
Speaker 8: changing for me in London is.
Speaker 1: In the summer, Yeah, and it would be electric that
Speaker 1: week as well, when you were out there before that
Speaker 1: big opening show at Wembley Stadium, will be.
Speaker 8: In the wimbley crowd would be Oh, I can't even
Speaker 8: like think of how it would be, but life changing.
Speaker 1: Great. Okay, let's hear Andrew's entry right now and what
Speaker 1: we're going to do. So there are three finers here.
Speaker 1: There's Andrew, Dave and there's Dealt. We're going to hear
Speaker 1: from all of them and they are going to open
Speaker 1: up the text lines and I'll give you bless you.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the most important numbers you need of
Speaker 1: how to vote. So we're going to hear from all
Speaker 1: the finalists and their entries. This is Andrew's brilliant one.
Speaker 14: Two songbirds talking to me through my radio leans my
Speaker 14: cycis halfway through Bron swearing at the crowd, calling Nola
Speaker 14: troll but still their songs, well they hear o my soho.
Speaker 3: Although I do.
Speaker 14: Think they are rude, I'd still sell a kid me
Speaker 14: for their ticks.
Speaker 4: Hearing with forever and now that world.
Speaker 14: Here gold deaf Emplease don't let me miss this.
Speaker 1: Don't let me miss this. I don't want to miss this.
Speaker 1: Andrew brilliant Entry. Hello, No, no, no, it's brilliant. It's
Speaker 1: very good. Okay, you're a lawyer by day, singer by night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to Dave now, good morning, day
Speaker 1: morning mate. So first of all, Dave, awesome t shirt,
Speaker 1: your Christie puton fat which is great. So who would
Speaker 1: you be taking with you?
Speaker 15: My good pal lurch yep aka Sean Katy.
Speaker 1: And this is an old friend of yours.
Speaker 15: Yeah, we've been yeah, best mates for yeah twenty five
Speaker 15: thirty years, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And tell me about you and Owasis you've found
Speaker 1: since as a teenager.
Speaker 15: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, they've been the sound track to
Speaker 15: my life, both of our lives actually. So yeah, we've
Speaker 15: got to see them a bunch of times back in
Speaker 15: the day and got to meet him and hang out
Speaker 15: with them and all that.
Speaker 1: And so when did you meet them?
Speaker 15: I meet him twice two when they played at the
Speaker 15: Forum and Livid literally bumped into Liam on the street
Speaker 15: and had a chat. And then when they came back
Speaker 15: in five, we were hanging out with him at Cherry Bar.
Speaker 1: Oh wowen a cherry bar. Yeah, it was a good time.
Speaker 15: We were drinking beers with him and yeah, got to
Speaker 15: hang out for quite a.
Speaker 1: Wik And have you got Oasis tattoo?
Speaker 15: I've got one of the very first songs that Liam
Speaker 15: Road born on a different cloud.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 15: So got that tattooed on my arm and actually showed
Speaker 15: that to Liam the first time I met him, and
Speaker 15: he lost his mind over it.
Speaker 1: And he's actually actually not that difficult for Liam to lose.
Speaker 1: That's why the band broke up. He couldn't put it
Speaker 1: back together again.
Speaker 15: Well he actually he remembered me in five from from
Speaker 15: the awesome encounter, just from the tattoo.
Speaker 1: So this means a lot to go back out there
Speaker 1: and especially seeing really not because there's a fellow Wastes fan.
Speaker 1: None of us ever thought they'd get back to man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like this was just it's crazy to.
Speaker 15: The deal and kind of complete the whole experiences.
Speaker 1: Dave and lurch good luck. Here's Dave's entry to SuperSonics.
Speaker 7: And its able.
Speaker 12: Christian. I'm begging please, I'm seeing on the duney dreaming
Speaker 12: of the money out.
Speaker 1: Of the back kids the give and.
Speaker 12: Me the stundy to find a way to make it
Speaker 12: on the plane so the kids won follow because my
Speaker 12: friends come with.
Speaker 4: Me and see it on the plane away.
Speaker 1: Really, we're really my un fan to see Christian. We
Speaker 1: are begging take us to.
Speaker 13: See a man.
Speaker 1: Another brilliant entry. This is from day World One Day brilliant, brilliant,
Speaker 1: brilliant World, great lyrics, very very well sung as well.
Speaker 1: All right, now that's hear from Dale. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: Final Deal.
Speaker 13: Christian is great to meet.
Speaker 1: So you would take your dad.
Speaker 13: I would totally take my dad. We're pretty big Oasis fans.
Speaker 1: That's so cool.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it'll be an amazing experience. At first of all,
Speaker 13: Wembley what an institution for music, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 13: I think of bands, Queen all those.
Speaker 1: Live in nineteen eighty five. That's one of the best
Speaker 1: live performances ever.
Speaker 13: Yes, and yeah I've never seen Oasis live. I missed
Speaker 13: out in five. I just finished my high school and
Speaker 13: i'd started an apprenticeship, and I think it was a
Speaker 13: bit too busy playing their songs. And then then rather
Speaker 13: than going seeing them, I couldn't afford it as a
Speaker 13: second year apprentice. So yeah, and then they disbanded two
Speaker 13: thousand and nine, I missed out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now listen before we start, well, we just have
Speaker 1: to play Dell's entry, and all I want to say
Speaker 1: is all of you have got tickets on us to
Speaker 1: go and see them in November. Okay, so whatever happens,
Speaker 1: sadly there can be only one winning act. However, you
Speaker 1: all get to go and see Oasis because I didn't
Speaker 1: want anyone leaving the studio empty handed. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: appreciate God to go. It's just really implet to us
Speaker 1: that we really wanted you to get something and not
Speaker 1: leave without nothing, because you've all worked so hard. But Dell,
Speaker 1: let's go back to you. Don't look them back in anger,
Speaker 1: Dell winning for him and his dad. Friend of man
Speaker 1: gave me UNTSI watch the story Morning Glory, the week
Speaker 1: had happen.
Speaker 9: On with me, June the two, wander Wall and Shady Supernova.
Speaker 1: So send me you away.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna be jeteadplanes.
Speaker 1: Why could be give Wmber.
Speaker 12: To see can I get from this free a night
Speaker 12: that day.
Speaker 1: I hope they control bear anger. Another sixteen years is
Speaker 1: not the answer, is what the world is saying. Come on,
Speaker 1: Liam and No, try and hold it together fellas well,
Speaker 1: at least until left a concert brilliant, low, very very good,
Speaker 1: great lyrics. I hope they control that anger. You speak
Speaker 1: for everyone, because some think in November is a long
Speaker 1: long time away and there are so many shows to
Speaker 1: get through. Okay, So we're about to open up the
Speaker 1: text lines now on four seven five O three one
Speaker 1: oh four three, and producer Kaitlin's got the details you need.
Speaker 1: So Makka, if they want to vote for Andrea, what
Speaker 1: do they text?
Speaker 16: All you have to do is text Andrea to oh
Speaker 16: four seven five zero three one zero four three, all right.
Speaker 1: And if they want Dave to win.
Speaker 16: Text Dave to oh four seven five zero three one
Speaker 16: zero four three.
Speaker 1: I can spot the trending of what we've done. We're
Speaker 1: not playing at this radio game. And if they want
Speaker 1: Dale winning for his dad.
Speaker 16: That's right, You've got to text Dale to zero four
Speaker 16: seven five zero three one.
Speaker 2: Zero four three, all right.
Speaker 1: Have your say now, O four seven five O three,
Speaker 1: one oh four three Andrew Dave of Dale, good luck.
Speaker 3: Thanks Christian O'Connell. Show Go On podcast is the.
Speaker 1: Moment of truth. Over the last three weeks we've been
Speaker 1: asking you to sing it and win it for an
Speaker 1: amaze price. Go and see rock and roll History. The reunion.
Speaker 1: They said that was never going to happen. Oasis back
Speaker 1: together again. Yes they're here in November, but they're in
Speaker 1: London way before they make it here. Will they even
Speaker 1: still be together by November? I don't know. I'll see
Speaker 1: it when I believe it. But for one of our
Speaker 1: finests in the studio right now they get to see
Speaker 1: it and believe it way before the rest of the world. Actually,
Speaker 1: the opening night in London at the world famous, the
Speaker 1: one and only Wembley Stadium, Oasis sing it and win it.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to everyone who's voted. It's actually
Speaker 1: been very very close between Andrea, Dave and Dell. They're
Speaker 1: all in the studio right now. No one's speaking to me.
Speaker 1: They were very chatty half an hour ago. Now they're
Speaker 1: just like, get on with it. This is an theydea
Speaker 1: what those TV reality shows w They drag the ass
Speaker 1: out of it. It's a doctor's waiting room. Give me
Speaker 1: the good news. It feels like we've known you guys
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks because actually, as entries started
Speaker 1: to come in, we were starting to form a top three,
Speaker 1: and very quick when all three of you got your
Speaker 1: entries in, this kind of has been the top three
Speaker 1: for a while. So it's actually really nice to actually
Speaker 1: see you all because actually for me and the team,
Speaker 1: you've actually been a big part of our life so
Speaker 1: last week and a half. So Sandy, there is only
Speaker 1: one two some that are going to make their way
Speaker 1: to London, but you've all making sure you use eye
Speaker 1: contact with all of them at the moment. It's actually
Speaker 1: quite intimidating where there's six people glaring at you see me,
Speaker 1: So give me the tickets. I'll rip them out of
Speaker 1: your hands. Where are those tickets? Thank you very much
Speaker 1: for taking part in this. It's been amazing, three amazing entries.
Speaker 1: When you start these kind of competitions, it's a big
Speaker 1: aswer to ask people to actually sing and write their
Speaker 1: own lyrics. But the lyrics to all three of your
Speaker 1: songs are brilliant, very very funny, very clever. All of
Speaker 1: you are going to see Oasis. That's the most important thing.
Speaker 1: No one's leaving the show empty handed today. I will
Speaker 1: see you there in November when they're here. However, there
Speaker 1: is only one winner. It has been very close sing
Speaker 1: it and win it with Oasis. But flying to London?
Speaker 1: Is it? Andrew? Is it?
Speaker 3: Dave?
Speaker 1: Is it Dale?
Speaker 4: It's you?
Speaker 1: Dave. You are the winner. Dave and his best mate Sean.
Speaker 1: You are off to London to see Oasis. He has
Speaker 1: awaitss tattoos. Best buddies are heading there to go and
Speaker 1: see their bands in a couple of weeks time. Dave,
Speaker 1: well done, congratulations.
Speaker 15: Thank you very much, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: So what does it mean you're actually going You've done it? Yeah?
Speaker 15: Wow, I'm kind of lost for word today. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 15: this is huge, this is absolutely massive. We're going to
Speaker 15: have the best.
Speaker 1: We're going to come back with some stories that I'm'm
Speaker 1: even sure whether we get you back for a while.
Speaker 1: You just go ay well out in London. I get
Speaker 1: the thinning you're going to meet up with the band
Speaker 1: again and carry on that European tour. We see you
Speaker 1: when they return here in November. You're both going to
Speaker 1: need Rehan when you come back here. In a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks time. But I am so happy for you guys.
Speaker 1: It's a great price. You're genuine fans. I love the
Speaker 1: fact that it's two best buddies. No, it's not with
Speaker 1: your best MANE. You never get to spend enough time together.
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard to see come just have a
Speaker 1: night out together. But you're going on a world trip together.
Speaker 1: You're off to London. When you're going out there, it's
Speaker 1: summertime in London, which I'm telling you is great. You know,
Speaker 1: Friday night at Wembley Stadium, you're going to be with
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten thousand people. It's the first night
Speaker 1: in London. It's going to be I don't even know
Speaker 1: what it's going to be like. I can't describe it,
Speaker 1: but I know it's going to be an unbelievably electrifying atmosphere.
Speaker 1: When those two brothers walk back out on that stage
Speaker 1: together again and then strike up their first song together.
Speaker 1: I think everyone who's actually there you've been tears. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll be watching them and looking around. It'd be like
Speaker 1: a polaroid moment in your life. Absolutely. You know, these
Speaker 1: snapshots that we have that we're lucky to have them,
Speaker 1: but well done. Thank you, pleasure seriously, it's a great entry.
Speaker 1: It's an outstanding entry, and I really love the story
Speaker 1: of you two. Have a great time out there. Please
Speaker 1: be careful, no, I need to know you're gonna be careful.
Speaker 1: You're representing the show. Wait, get in the right kind
Speaker 1: of trouble, not the wrong kind of trouble as well.
Speaker 1: I do on this clip being on the news. In
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks time, two Bogans are ruined the
Speaker 1: Oasis show. I'm calling Heathrow Security right now. Do not
Speaker 1: let them in. They've got something up their backsides. And
Speaker 1: it's not Oats as much, it is not Oways as much.
Speaker 1: Any who's wait, well done. Next time I speak to you, boys,
Speaker 1: you'll be in London getting ready for the big show.
Speaker 1: Have a safe trip out that. Well done, Andrea, tough luck,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. And also to tell and you
Speaker 1: beautiful dad as well. Tough luck. But I'll see you
Speaker 1: there in November of the show.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Time for this morning's time waster that's doing the show
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Speaker 1: up for grams on the time waster looking for your
Speaker 1: sleepy celebri team. What preparations When you get to a
Speaker 1: certain age, the number one thing you worry about and
Speaker 1: you talk about is sleep preparation. Yes, sleep hygiene Andrew
Speaker 1: Schubermann's sleep protocols. I am big, big, big on this, Pats.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 5: I do listen to a guided meditation the same track
Speaker 5: literally for years, because I go off like.
Speaker 6: That and it's just rain with thunder and lightning.
Speaker 1: Lovely. Do you take any supplements before now?
Speaker 5: I do not.
Speaker 6: No, I do not, but I take a big jug
Speaker 6: of water.
Speaker 1: You get up, so perhaps she has the poor thing
Speaker 1: has to get up way before any of us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just passed. She gets up before she goes to bed.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. She does it. She goes to bed in
Speaker 1: the car comes in over the west gate.
Speaker 6: It's so fun.
Speaker 5: You know, as a mum, you just it's second nature
Speaker 5: where you just is always like listening. Even though I've
Speaker 5: got a teenager now, it's like she's still little.
Speaker 1: It's always that five year scam.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and menopause, you don't sleep anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, did you.
Speaker 4: Say you have a big jug of water before you
Speaker 4: get a bit?
Speaker 6: Now, I take a jack with me.
Speaker 1: Because then you got to get up and deal with it.
Speaker 6: But I get thirsty through the not like a little bird,
Speaker 6: and I need a little.
Speaker 1: I take a table tablespoon of salt.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 1: Yes, it stops that happening because your pH balance does
Speaker 1: change no time, because as your body is processing and
Speaker 1: eliminating tocsins other night, you will get dehydrated. So I
Speaker 1: offset that. So it stops me waking up because your
Speaker 1: pH balance changes literally wakes you up saying you need
Speaker 1: to excreete.
Speaker 4: That's my most annoying thing.
Speaker 1: In the morning. And then you go and see what
Speaker 1: the time is and you start going, Okay, if I
Speaker 1: got to sleep right now, I can get about one
Speaker 1: thirty five, and then you're lie. They're going sleep happen,
Speaker 1: sleep happening, and it's like suddenly then panic going, how
Speaker 1: do how do I go to sleep?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: On the strange things, isn't it in life? It's how
Speaker 1: do we go to sleep? Yes, it just happens. You
Speaker 1: can't make it happen.
Speaker 4: And the more you try to make it happen.
Speaker 1: The pillow, the pillow over. You need that cool side
Speaker 1: of the you'll sort it out.
Speaker 6: Stick your leg out like the hokey pokey.
Speaker 1: So I take magnesium. Yeah, alright, I have six hundred
Speaker 1: milligrams of magnesium. I have a cup of mug herbal tea,
Speaker 1: which really really helps. Oh my god, that's been a
Speaker 1: game changer. And then they have a yet a teaspoon
Speaker 1: of raw honey. Apparently that does something to your liver.
Speaker 1: It shops your glicogen levels changing during the night. Tried
Speaker 1: it two months ago. It's been a game change. Really,
Speaker 1: try god. Last night I went to sleep and did
Speaker 1: not wake up until the alarm went off.
Speaker 4: That is small things.
Speaker 1: That is rare, rare for me because once you get up,
Speaker 1: once you get up for that little pee break at
Speaker 1: two air, I then have two am thoughts mortgage, mortgage,
Speaker 1: the kids, what they find, what they enjoy doing, Like
Speaker 1: I could fix that at two am, you know, no good.
Speaker 1: But then the hamster world starts. But they're like heat
Speaker 1: coming out, and then poor wife goes, can you not
Speaker 1: go back to sleep? I went, that is now, don't
Speaker 1: have to pretend to go to sleep to settle my
Speaker 1: wife down who sleeps really easy? Ah, my word, she
Speaker 1: is awake and out out out out. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: All right. So we're looking for your sleepy celebrities and
Speaker 1: telling you I never had any problem sleeping with some
Speaker 1: trank Sinatra Gold, Rob Pillow, that's how he's so looking.
Speaker 1: That guy gets a lot of sleep to the beautiful
Speaker 1: face you love see lo Green? Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: what about seapap Green. That's how he sleeps so well.
Speaker 1: Ted Danson gets a solid eight a night, does he?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, time for bed dancing. Oh no, that's gold twenty
Speaker 1: four carrot so real. What have you got to sleepeace celebrity.
Speaker 7: Iron Man's getting a bit tired. Oh yeah, Robert Drowsy Jr.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's good.
Speaker 4: God, the days are a bit sleepy.
Speaker 1: Hey, come on, we're gonna we're phasing Max Yawn. I
Speaker 1: don't know that, Minus Meller, Tony Hawk. Oh that's very good.
Speaker 7: Thank you, and Kira nighty Kieren ninety very good Silver.
Speaker 1: All right, what have you got then? Sleepy celebrities text them?
Speaker 3: In The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: Perry Comato's silverlus very good. Ben's still asleep, He's still
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Speaker 9: Silver Puss, Leonardo Di Naprio, Oh good, Silver, Plass World
Speaker 9: un Brock pi j z pj Z Bronze, Robert Downey Dona.
Speaker 1: That's good. That sounds very good. Gold, plu Chewett Melowtonin Gibson,
Speaker 1: Silva Taylor drifting off to sleep, Silver Bed Gelly Bed
Speaker 1: Jelly's good Gold, Henry forty Winksler.
Speaker 4: Boy, Yeah, I'll give it to you a silver plus.
Speaker 1: I love this one. You're a sleeper. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to do a part two of these tomorrow morning when
Speaker 1: we start Maduna, Oh very good to gold Johnny Deep
Speaker 1: Sleep silfuss Alana is not upset, Bronze no and Snorri
Speaker 1: Hayne Silva Wow, all right, Ria, who's best in show?
Speaker 1: Who's winning the two hundred and fifty dollars? But it's
Speaker 1: due a sleeper Jew a sleeper very good. He didn't
Speaker 1: put your name on it, but outstanding work. Last song for.
Speaker 3: Us Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Now onto tomorrow's show. What's waiting for us? What are
Speaker 1: the odds?
Speaker 7: Believe it or not?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 4: An you gotta be justhing me?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 4: Where you with Cheryl who married a Hunt?
Speaker 1: Who works with the Cheryl.
Speaker 4: Who married a Hunt?
Speaker 10: As where went to the football with a mate of mine?
Speaker 17: Sat next to an old couple and he was an.
Speaker 1: Old speedway racer. So I said, oh, whereabouts for your
Speaker 1: base goes?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 10: A little town called sort Nath in London.
Speaker 3: I said, on some sort Nath we lived in the
Speaker 3: same house ten years apart.
Speaker 7: What are the odds that you're on a boat in
Speaker 7: the Nile and you run into or husband's best friend,
Speaker 7: nanny who was from Lebanon.
Speaker 17: I've had worked at a place with a guy named Gavin.
Speaker 17: His twin brother's name was Brad In the same place.
Speaker 17: I worked with a guy named Chris. My brother's name
Speaker 17: is Chris, and we both had a sistant named Julie.
Speaker 1: Stories of coincident chants tomorrow on the show. Email me
Speaker 1: today to get an early Christian at christiano'connell dot com.
Speaker 1: Today you we're back tomorrow. Have a great day. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for joining us, by
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