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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point

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Speaker 3: Everybody man's cutting, Everybody's gotten real flo It's the tiny

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Speaker 3: Real Food.

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Speaker 2: It's Monday and totally and on the cutting room floor.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's a bunch of stories that I have here

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Speaker 4: and I like to liken this to the Choose your

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Speaker 4: own Adventure. Okay, first one, do you take the Path

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Speaker 4: A and end up meeting the pirate smugglers.

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Speaker 1: Or Path B and I walk the plank?

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Speaker 4: Well, no, that's the pirate smugglers that's in Path A,

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Speaker 4: Path B ward? Or do you go into the enchanted

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Speaker 4: forest I see and be taken roughly by the.

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Speaker 1: Yes please Path B Brenda.

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Speaker 2: I've got two stories here.

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Speaker 4: One is path A ugly family feud over Sydney real

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Speaker 4: estate business. A daughter has taken her parents to court

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Speaker 4: after claiming she was promised the family real estate agency

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Speaker 4: in Sydney's Eastern suburbs in return for working they're unpaid

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Speaker 4: or cereal ass sniff for arrested. A man has been

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Speaker 4: arrested multiple times for sniffing women's rare ends while in public.

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Speaker 4: Was arrested again this week for the same crime that one.

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Speaker 1: I want that one.

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Speaker 2: You want to tread that path?

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Speaker 1: Can we do, Bothy? What's what? What more is there

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Speaker 1: to the story about the botpot sniffer? Well, having said

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Speaker 1: that we.

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Speaker 2: Do a lot of on this, there's not much to

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Speaker 2: this story. Really.

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Speaker 1: How does he do it? Does he just walk up

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Speaker 1: to people and bend down and sniff.

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Speaker 2: That's what I asked, Yeah, and so it seems to

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Speaker 2: be that's the case.

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Speaker 4: So you'll be standing at the at the counter and

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Speaker 4: he comes more and pretending to drop a pen or something,

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Speaker 4: and then he gets a good old sniff of the

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Speaker 4: pod pot.

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Speaker 1: You know, as perversions go. It's not a will known one,

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Speaker 1: is it. No, it's not perfect in anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you would do it.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure he does it surreptitiously, clearly, not surreptitiously enough.

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Speaker 4: But when officers arrived on the scenes, they were informed

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Speaker 4: that the suspect had already left the department store, so

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Speaker 1: They were able to crack the case.

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Speaker 2: They found him in the cheese department. That's like, heaven, well,

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Speaker 2: should we go to the state. That's pretty much that.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to the real estate story.

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Speaker 4: So a daughter was taking her parents to court, so

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Speaker 4: she was promised the family's real estate agency in Sydney's

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Speaker 1: It would be very lucrative by the sound of it.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she was working.

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Speaker 4: Her father promised her she would end up a rich

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Speaker 4: little girl if she worked at Natural real Estate without pay,

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Speaker 4: and was promised both the business and the family home

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Speaker 2: Oh god, it's East Lakes. Take with that what you will,

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Speaker 2: meaning when.

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Speaker 1: You still a free house, a free home, a free home. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and in a real estate business. And how long did

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Speaker 4: It doesn't actually go on to say that, but she

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Speaker 4: worked there for some time. The deal was he was

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Speaker 4: going to retire in twenty eighteen, then she would get

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Speaker 4: mum and dad passed away. This became quite complicated because

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Speaker 1: So, I don't know, quite the same as a multimillion

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So the lady said, well, I perhaps could have

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Speaker 1: What was his excuse for doing that?

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Speaker 4: Well, then the next thing happened in twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 4: He sold the family home because he wanted to fund

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Speaker 2: He'd also split up as well. It would see.

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Speaker 1: See this is the thing. Everyone thinks you can have

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Speaker 2: You can't rely on your parents.

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Speaker 1: So she's suing him. Yep, yeah, well she was a

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Speaker 1: fool for working for free exactly. And so this is

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Speaker 2: It's in court. It's happening.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: It's sad one to hear about families suing each other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know it happens. But if you're in

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Speaker 2: a family business, you've got to be mindful of that's.

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Speaker 1: Got to be mindful that you draw a wage. Don't

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Speaker 1: let dad say I'm going to make you a rich

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Speaker 2: You know in life what I found. You've got to

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Speaker 2: get out there. You've got to put your nose.

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Speaker 1: To the grindstone or to the boot.

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Speaker 4: Put this, buddy, It's time for Chelsea and Room for

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Speaker 4: on the cutting room floor today. And we've got nothing

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Speaker 4: ass sniffing, not from you or mess that's right, yeah,

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Speaker 4: and none of that.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you this, Are you a big complainer?

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Speaker 1: Because I saw a podcast the other day where two

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Speaker 1: is a psychologist or life coach, and he said if

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Speaker 1: he goes to a restaurant and he orders a medium

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Speaker 1: rare steak and they bring him an overcooked piece of chicken,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't complain. And the other guy said he doesn't either,

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Speaker 1: and they said, not being a complainer is the route

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Speaker 1: to happiness. Yeah, my mother means you don't look for

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Speaker 1: those micro aggressions.

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Speaker 2: I can't eat.

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Speaker 4: I can't go out to dinner with my mother because

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Speaker 4: she is a serial complainer and always has been the

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Speaker 4: sort of person.

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Speaker 2: We're going to the restaurant. Can we move these chairs?

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Speaker 2: Can we move these jobs? Can you shut that? Can

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Speaker 2: you do this?

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tolerate well.

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Speaker 4: The last time we went out for dinner, she sent

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Speaker 4: the steak back.

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Speaker 2: This is after she's moved the whole restaurant around.

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Speaker 4: Then she sent the steak Back, and I went, oh

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Speaker 4: my god, it's just I'm tired.

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Speaker 2: I'm tired of you're winging.

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Speaker 4: And I said, my wingy and she said you're winging

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Speaker 4: about my wingy.

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Speaker 1: And I went, see it has impacted you. Because if

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Speaker 1: I'm out with you and I've got a spoon that's covered,

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Speaker 1: that's covered in human hair, you just wipe it off

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Speaker 1: and you use it if I ever, so I can

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Speaker 1: have another spin. And I'm not a complainer. You go, oh,

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Speaker 1: you guys say this is because of your mother. You

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Speaker 1: don't tolerate any you don't tolerate any complaint at all.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well you know, someone can bring me pool on

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Speaker 4: a plate and I go, okay, fair enough.

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Speaker 1: I remember that next time you come around for dinner.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna makee put on the plate again again, I know, And.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to put human hair all over this.

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Speaker 2: I feel like pull on a plate tonight.

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Speaker 1: There's a woman here who has gone to what's that

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Speaker 1: restaurant called.

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Speaker 2: Out back at Back steakhouse?

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Speaker 1: Steakhouse, But not in Australia.

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Speaker 2: There's only one left in Australia.

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Speaker 1: Did it start in Australia? No, No, it's not in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Ironically, it's an American phrase.

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Speaker 1: It's not pretending to be Australian.

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Speaker 2: Yes they are.

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Speaker 4: There's Gay mc dundee in town for a few days,

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Speaker 4: those sort of ways for American. It's an Australian themed

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Speaker 4: we would know it?

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Speaker 1: Remember the and I'll get back to the steakhouse in

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Speaker 1: a moment. Remember the Edga Pub, Yeah, that's that's still going.

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Speaker 2: There was trouble with that.

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Speaker 4: There was a licensing rule with the guy that did

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Speaker 4: the actual Edamoga Pub cartoon.

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Speaker 2: Remember that it was in the post because it.

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Speaker 1: Would make no sense to anyone today because we don't have.

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Speaker 4: That car on a current affair saying all these walls

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Speaker 4: are out of whack, mate, you've got did.

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Speaker 2: You not have a level when you built this place?

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Speaker 1: Like going to the Fred Bassett Cafe and how did

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Speaker 1: you get that car on the roof?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't understand the reference.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's a cartoon that's been made into a restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but incredibly unfunny relevant?

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Speaker 1: Did you call irrelevant?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: Fred Bassett Cafe. Fred Bassett was incredibly unfunny.

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Speaker 1: I never said he was Moga. Pub was never funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah it was. It was not funny as funny.

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Speaker 1: I remember funny.

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Speaker 2: It was okay, it wasn't piss your pants funny.

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Speaker 1: But we were going to try and have not an

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Speaker 1: awful podcast today.

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Speaker 4: But if you put it up against Fred Bassett, it's funny. Okay,

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Speaker 4: here's the let me just.

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Speaker 1: Kathy Cafe.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Kathy, Okay, the triumphant woman, I'm funny.

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Speaker 1: Strip is funny?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's funny?

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Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz? That was funny?

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Speaker 2: Esthetic, but yes, I do like it. Calvin and Hobbs, Yes,

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Speaker 2: what else? And thoughtful?

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Speaker 1: That's all. I never liked him.

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Speaker 2: Hey, the horrible right? No, Hagar was all right?

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Speaker 1: Ginger makes I've got a bet in my head you'll

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Speaker 1: mention next. What about Sarsteria Blonde? I knew what you had,

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Speaker 1: the two dimensional woman.

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Speaker 2: Well, Blondy was smoking on. What are you jealous of Blondie?

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Speaker 1: Jealous? How does it? You're a creep?

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Speaker 2: Creep? She just did all the work around the house,

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Speaker 2: and I will work for you.

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Speaker 1: You got newspaper stains all over your undies.

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Speaker 4: My dad would sleep on the lounge and she looked

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Speaker 4: great in a papal dress.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, let's get back to the outback steakhouse. This

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Speaker 1: woman said she sent she's posted a review. I'm absolutely livid.

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Speaker 1: My husband drove all the way to pick up our

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Speaker 1: our back order and new people forgot in capitals the

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Speaker 1: bloomin onion. That was the only thing I wanted.

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Speaker 2: So she's actually American using the Australian ling.

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Speaker 1: And then later on she's so she gave it one star.

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Speaker 1: There's another review from her later on she's given it

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Speaker 1: five stars, and she said, my fat husband ate the

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Speaker 1: bloomin onion in the car and lied, I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to delete reviews.

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Speaker 2: So he's eating the onion right out of the burger.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't have happened in Blondie's day.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe they were onion rings.

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Speaker 2: The onion rings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember once we'd moved Harley and I had

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Speaker 1: moved into our first time and we were having a

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Speaker 1: barbecue and I ordered some white plastic furniture, as was

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Speaker 1: the affordable, affordable stylings in those days. And we're having

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Speaker 1: people over on a Sunday and I specifically asked them

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Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor. Today we find let's talk.

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Speaker 1: About chat GPT, gt tpp PTC was that dptes LBG.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what do you want to talk about?

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Speaker 1: How that I had to redo my insurance and it's

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Speaker 1: CTP and I kept calling it chat GTP. It's very

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Speaker 1: this for Double a Chattery. The people are turning to

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Speaker 1: So they don't always understand context.

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure, but I've got a list here.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever use it? I've never used it.

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Speaker 2: No, I've only used it for demonstration purposes, just to say.

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Speaker 4: For example, that young fella that was doing stand up

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Speaker 2: And this other fellow ring me and said you've got

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Speaker 4: And I said, well, he's as he funny, And then

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Speaker 4: I said, as jagers, just look up chat GPT and

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Speaker 2: Minute routine and it kind of gave a bit of

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Speaker 1: And the thing is I could type it in, I'd

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Speaker 1: hard for educators to know, Like you've there's plagiarism software

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Speaker 1: tell of us chat GTP. But this is a list

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what do we go?

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Speaker 1: And I love this about this. I got sick of

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Speaker 2: Oh I wonder how that went.

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Speaker 1: See, But they're pretending that I got sick of them

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Speaker 1: doing it so as a sign of something that she

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Speaker 2: It's just mark my papers. Just bots with bots, bots.

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Speaker 1: Media that's Cybernet's and it could be more meta, meaning

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Speaker 2: Yeah for a bot.

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Speaker 1: I recorded an argument with my ex and asked chat

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Speaker 1: GPT if I was being manipulated. I got a full

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Speaker 1: analysis of every manipulation and gaslighting technique that he used.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, that's curious.

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Speaker 1: I forgot to on sub yearly chat GPT plus. So

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Speaker 4: You're using chat GPT to get back at chat GPT.

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Speaker 1: I understand in your face.

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Speaker 2: I was so bored.

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Speaker 1: I asked chat gpt to create a Love Island episode

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Speaker 2: That's good. There's no crabs either, well, no veneural diseases,

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Speaker 1: If we were in a Love Island episode, what do

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Speaker 2: I would say narcissistic as well if I was to

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Speaker 1: Only someone who's narcissistic would say that. How about this one?

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Speaker 1: My brother had to go to jail. Chat GPT found

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Speaker 1: a loophole in the law and my brother is now free.

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Speaker 2: Well, hello Ivan Malatt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they've written loophole just lap and then a capital

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Speaker 1: ho early, which sounds slightly prison. Is shit in jail.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, you're going to be on loophole this one.

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Speaker 1: I told it every single detail of every interaction I

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Speaker 1: so we could analyze if you liked me or not

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Speaker 1: when we started dating. Chat GPT was so excited for me.

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Speaker 2: That's nice.

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Speaker 1: We need to be more creative in how we're going

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Speaker 1: to use it. All I all I use my phone

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Speaker 1: for is to google recipes. And if you go through

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Speaker 2: I'm that picture of your arm pit that is an out.

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Speaker 1: Pat Remember that one I took a photo a closp

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Speaker 1: and as a joke. Remember we did it on now.

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Speaker 1: I send it to my husband. He never received. I

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Speaker 2: It's out there. It's out one. Only fair make you

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Speaker 2: more of a living than you probably is that a

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Speaker 2: I got something for the cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you have trouble sleeping?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I go out like a light, and then when I

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Speaker 2: That's got an alarm clock.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, not to come into work. You

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Speaker 1: It's not that I might wake up at two point

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Speaker 2: You know? They say that because sometimes it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: They say, how you feel you have to wee more

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Speaker 2: Of course, because if your kids, if you sleep so deeply.

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Speaker 1: That's right. If you can push through every time you

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Speaker 1: train your bladder to not need to be emptied.

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Speaker 2: So often, so you don't wet yourself.

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Speaker 1: No, so you don't have to get out of bed

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Speaker 1: and go the loop. You sleep more, you can control it.

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Speaker 1: Your bladder doesn't constantly need empty.

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Speaker 2: There's a hack that promises to get you back to

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Speaker 2: sleep instantly. What's that?

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Speaker 4: And this is from a nurse, Jenna Kooch. She has

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Speaker 4: shared this with her followers call it the best sleeping hack. Ever,

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Speaker 4: then she doesn't say anything and it talks about these

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Speaker 2: Or a ring?

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 2: It's a ring that you wear that measures all your telemetry.

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Speaker 2: I believe I wears it on a fingerstart it or

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Speaker 2: a ring.

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Speaker 1: So it's not something mystical. It's something that tracks your sleep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a sleep tracker. So I did a bit

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Speaker 2: more digging. I got one of the girls at the

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Speaker 1: Is this about the eye thing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I know this.

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Speaker 1: Tried this and I think it was well. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you've got your eyes closed. I'll do it with

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Speaker 1: Brendan closed, your eyes have to be closed. You look

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Speaker 1: eyeballs yep up all the way down. Roll your eyes

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Speaker 1: if you maybe you need to do that a few times,

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Speaker 1: I've tried that, I've gone back to sleep.

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Speaker 4: It's disconcerting watching you do that. You look like one

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Speaker 4: of those crazy cat clocks. The tail swingers and the

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Speaker 1: So I'm not sure if you do the eyes left

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Speaker 1: but I reckon there's something about it focuses your mind

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Speaker 1: back into your brain somehow, okay, and it ties you out.

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Speaker 2: A lot of that stuff's popping up in my algo.

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Speaker 2: That's my word for algorithm.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's not your algorism, the Prime Minister.

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Speaker 4: Another one is if you haven't done a pood for

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Speaker 4: a few days, is what they say you do. You

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Speaker 4: sit on right like I am now in the bed, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: and you pressure on your stomach here your left.

442
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Speaker 2: So what I'm doing here?

443
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Speaker 1: So you go here and you go almost on your waistline.

444
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Speaker 4: You pushed down, and that's where your colon is, and

445
00:20:17,004 --> 00:20:20,084
Speaker 4: on both sides, and you go left right across to

446
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Speaker 4: the other side, so left to right or right to

447
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Speaker 4: left and then back again.

448
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Speaker 1: So this so you're not pressing down, you're pressing across.

449
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Speaker 2: You're pressing. Your hand is going, you're massaging your colon.

450
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Speaker 1: Is pressing something kind of where you waistband and then

451
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Speaker 1: you press so you're doing a Napoleon too the left,

452
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Speaker 1: and a pole into the right, a.

453
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Speaker 2: Pole into the left, Napoleon into the left and apology.

454
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Speaker 1: And then what does that do?

455
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Speaker 2: Well, I've got to go. But what's the works it

456
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Speaker 2: all through the system to do with sleep?

457
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Speaker 5: No?

458
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Speaker 2: That did I do that?

459
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Speaker 1: Before you go to that's a sleep technique.

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Speaker 2: No, that's a pooh technique.

461
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Speaker 4: You're busted to do a pool or you have another

462
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Speaker 4: pood for a few days and drink lots of water,

463
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Speaker 4: which cud of well do but you do that, you

464
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Speaker 4: try it, but you.

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Speaker 1: Do metaw mucil dakeries every night, don't you festive? I

466
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Speaker 1: hope that's an umbrella in it.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, I've got a go.

468
00:21:12,244 --> 00:21:15,924
Speaker 1: Hey, happy body, Here is some more of John Zyn

469
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Speaker 1: and then this curtain move floor.

470
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Speaker 4: Hey, hey, have you body? Here is some more with.

471
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Speaker 2: Johnes a man molo on the cutting room floor today.

472
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Speaker 2: What do we find?

473
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Speaker 1: I saw a post that this is the headline Ozzies

474
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Speaker 1: are losing their minds over a horrifying US food staple.

475
00:21:35,604 --> 00:21:37,804
Speaker 1: Can we talk you through what was sure? It was

476
00:21:37,844 --> 00:21:43,204
Speaker 1: a picture of someone squashing a piece of American bread, yep.

477
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Speaker 1: And what happens is they squash it flat in their

478
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Speaker 1: hand and then it reopens to be the same shape again.

479
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Speaker 2: Like the leaf and oil of you land ads.

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00:21:54,004 --> 00:21:59,363
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, Brendan, exactly like that. So this is supposed

481
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Speaker 1: to TikTok. Yeah, people are squishing slices of bread into

482
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Speaker 1: a ball, claiming that quote it bounces back like memory

483
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,084
Speaker 1: foam because of all the additives in it?

484
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Speaker 2: Is this really well?

485
00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:10,164
Speaker 5: It is?

486
00:22:10,524 --> 00:22:12,924
Speaker 1: It is and Australians have been because of all the

487
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Speaker 1: millions of additives. One woman said. A US woman said

488
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Speaker 1: she found that bread lift in her kitchen for eight

489
00:22:17,524 --> 00:22:19,323
Speaker 1: months had failed to develop any mold.

490
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Speaker 4: That's not normal in Australia, We've got all this woke bread.

491
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Speaker 4: Now they took out the chemical two eight two.

492
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Speaker 1: Isn't that good though?

493
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Speaker 4: That stops the mold, but also it causes a bit

494
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Speaker 4: of ADHD and the kids apparently.

495
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Speaker 1: The lack of it the two eight two is what

496
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Speaker 1: so's taken it out.

497
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've taken it out.

498
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Speaker 4: So that's why when you go to say bakers to

499
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Speaker 4: delight in all those places, your bread doesn't last as

500
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Speaker 4: long because they've taken out the two eight to two.

501
00:22:42,844 --> 00:22:45,404
Speaker 2: More of the commercial bakeries might have two eight two

502
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Speaker 2: in there.

503
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Speaker 1: Well. Australians have responded to this by saying, in Australia,

504
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Speaker 1: when you put the bread in the shopping bag at

505
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Speaker 1: the checkout, it goes on top because if it's squished,

506
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Speaker 1: it's forever squished. Someone else said, in Australia, when you

507
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Speaker 1: spread and a teler on a slide. She put a

508
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Speaker 1: hole in it. I'm an Australian. I accidentally placed a

509
00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:03,124
Speaker 1: box of tissues on my bread. Leaving the grocery store.

510
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Speaker 1: Arrived time to a packet of bitter bread.

511
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Speaker 2: It was flatted.

512
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Speaker 1: I've got some bread here. I'm going to squash it.

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Speaker 2: You got a lot of bread.

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00:23:09,844 --> 00:23:12,244
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it, demo. This is Australian bread.

515
00:23:12,564 --> 00:23:15,724
Speaker 1: It's commercial bread, so it's not special bakery bread.

516
00:23:15,884 --> 00:23:19,484
Speaker 2: Right, what grain is it? It's brown, brown bread.

517
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Speaker 1: I'm squashing it. Get ready?

518
00:23:21,964 --> 00:23:23,164
Speaker 2: Now, let's say it springs back.

519
00:23:23,324 --> 00:23:26,884
Speaker 1: Doesn't It doesn't. It stays as a scrunched up ball

520
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Speaker 1: of bread.

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Speaker 2: No oil of ew Land leaf here.

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00:23:30,404 --> 00:23:33,244
Speaker 4: Although the oil of view Lane commercials a leaf is

523
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Speaker 4: reinvigorated from a brown, crusty old leaf.

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Speaker 1: If oil of view Land on this bread, would it

525
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Speaker 1: be delicious? Who knows? I could throw this at you.

526
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Speaker 1: It's become like a rock.

527
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Speaker 2: I don't want to notice you, but you know.

528
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Speaker 1: And the thing is, we all complain when our bread

529
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Speaker 1: goes off, or exactly when it gets squished. But aren't

530
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Speaker 1: we lucky? Because if your bread reopens like memory foam,

531
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Speaker 1: you think what the hell's in that? How many numbers

532
00:23:59,444 --> 00:23:59,763
Speaker 1: are in that?

533
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Speaker 4: When you go up to America and you have their bread.

534
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Speaker 4: It's good, though, isn't it? That bread is really good,

535
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Speaker 4: especially their roles.

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Speaker 1: Well, you could put your teeth into it and it'd

537
00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:11,244
Speaker 1: hold that shape forever your memory. You may have bite

538
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Speaker 1: into a mattress. I know you like to do on

539
00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:16,324
Speaker 1: holidays as well. You know, I don't even know what

540
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Speaker 1: that means.

541
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Speaker 2: Where is this coming from? You've just run straight to

542
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Speaker 2: grubby town and made a fool of yourself.

543
00:24:22,964 --> 00:24:23,803
Speaker 1: You're just showing off.

544
00:24:23,844 --> 00:24:26,084
Speaker 2: Now go to your showing off in front of your friends.

545
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,484
Speaker 2: That's all you're doing. Maybe if there's some two A

546
00:24:28,604 --> 00:24:31,604
Speaker 2: two in that bread, we'd know you'd be going nuts.

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Speaker 1: You know what's annoying? That's the last of the bread.

548
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry when you've crunched up our last piece. Sorry

549
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Speaker 2: about And I don't eat white bread because you know

550
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Speaker 2: what they.

551
00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:43,084
Speaker 1: Say, white bread closer to dead white of the bread,

552
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Speaker 1: the closer to what's the one about sugar? There's something similar,

553
00:24:48,164 --> 00:24:50,444
Speaker 1: a tablespoon of white death or something like that.

554
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Speaker 2: I know not to ask for it if I'm in jail,

555
00:24:53,044 --> 00:24:53,964
Speaker 2: or if someone ask for it.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean.

557
00:24:54,924 --> 00:24:56,364
Speaker 2: Sugar in jail is oral sex.

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Speaker 4: So if a large person comes up to you and says, hey,

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Speaker 4: you got any sugar, don't Yeah, I.

560
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Speaker 1: Got plenty, it'll rot your teeth.

561
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Speaker 2: Let me just get my oil of you.

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Speaker 1: M hmmmm M. Dude, I put that new coffee.

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Speaker 2: What okay, kids, that's it for today.

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Speaker 5: Come back tomorrow for more. Josey and the Man is

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Speaker 5: gutting room for