WEBVTT - #187: Six Clicks Away 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:09.320 Just real po stood by a couple of mitches. Delease 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:12.680 yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:16.720 You've really pieced me off. I'm not speaking now that 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:23.880 actually really suits me. Nouri and Michual Coups. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.720 How are you? How are you? How are you not 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.120 too bad? I'm in a bit of a moral conundrum. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.120 Actually might get your two cents on this. 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:34.240 I've never been good at helping with these situations. 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:35.640 By the way, this is going to be right up 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:37.920 your ally. I feel. I'm literally just looking at my 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:40.640 emails now. Five minutes ago, I got an email from 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:44.120 Central Baggage Services at the airport. Oh yeah, because you 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:47.200 know how I went to Taylor's Melbourne show I forget. 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:47.840 Yeah yeah. 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.879 I got home and I could not find my airports anywhere. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.160 And so my first thought was, ah, fucker left them 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.680 on the plane, didn't I on the flight back to Sydney, 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.440 And so I contacted them and I said, Hi, this 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:03.720 was my flight number, this was my seat number, and 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:06.480 they've just emailed me and said we've found them. Oh 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:09.199 just now, yes, But the thing is I actually found 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:10.160 them at home. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:11.920 Oh yeah, Oh. 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.520 John came through with this thing called common sense and 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:17.679 said check the fine my app I did, and they 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.920 were literally in the home you found. I found them 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:22.040 behind the couch. Yeah, I'm certain I looked there. By 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.479 the way, I'm not that much of an idiot. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:26.119 So now Central Baggage Group thinks that they have they 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:27.319 just have someone's air pods. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.319 They've emailed me and said we found them. You just 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:31.320 have to call and identify them. And I'm like, they're 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.840 fucking white in a white case. I've not personalized them 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:34.280 in any way. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.920 There's two of them and they're in a clamshell design 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.119 and mine are white. See. 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:40.840 Now the moral can under me is do I get 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.440 a free pair of AirPods out of there? 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:46.920 No Karma, in the words of Taylor Karma is my boyfriend. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:50.600 Karma is on the chiefs Carma, who is that guy? 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.960 Don't do it, That's what Taylor Jet price keeper Jen 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.960 is here. Sorry, I don't think you should do it, 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:56.520 bag Karma. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:58.360 Yeah, you're right, I shouldn't do that. 0:01:58.400 --> 0:01:59.520 Well, so you're quite well off. 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:01.720 But actually, when I spoke to them on the phone yesterday, 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.800 they said we've got a pair of AirPods at Melbourne 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.840 Airport and I said to them, oh, I'm pretty sure. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:09.920 I wore them on the flight, so I know for 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:11.799 a fact they didn't leave them in Melbourne. They came 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.920 with me on the flight and they said, oh, but 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.840 you never know. Oh it's like they wanted these AirPods 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.720 to be mine. They were like, no, you never know. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:20.400 They could have been left on the flight and then 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.440 the flight went back to Melbourne and then somehow they 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:23.639 got picked up and left. 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:23.919 At the airport. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:25.040 We reckon they could be yours them. 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:27.960 I'm like, no, I found these. Were you embarrassed? Did 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:29.919 you feel like an absolute idiot? You would have written 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.480 this fiercely worded email? 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:31.720 No? 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:33.840 No, no, I called them and I wasn't pissy about it. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.200 I was actually just like it's the emmy chance, Like 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:38.760 I know this is a long shot. And now they've 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.080 come through and said, yeah, we've got them, they're yours. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.359 I'm like, I don't think so. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.720 So they've asked you to identify that's stupid. You can 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:47.480 identify a baby, for God's sake, birth bark on the hip, 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.679 that's my child? Is a bellery left her on the 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:50.639 Rex flight? Yeah? 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.399 Airpod's no, If it was my phone, I can say 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:54.360 then is it just me? 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:54.680 Pop? 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:56.799 Sock and a blue case or like even a laptop 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.960 of stickers on it, but with the fuck personalizers AirPod totally. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.399 I've got plenty more to say about that Taylor Swift show, 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:03.840 by the way, which is going to be part of 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:04.800 my Is it just me today? 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:05.120 Oh? 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:05.440 Really? 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:06.240 Well? 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:08.600 Actually I'm going to Taylor Swift this weekend. But the 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.240 time this airs you would have heard I would have been. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:14.000 But I actually have something to give you both, right, Yeah, 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.040 I've actually done something. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:18.680 Okay, well, I've already got my hopes up. 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:21.400 I don't get your hopes Relax. Are you going again, Mitchell? 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:23.560 I wish I'm going. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.400 I've made you both friendship bracelets. Jenn so general, I 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.760 made you this one with rainbow for pride because you 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.519 work with two gay men. And then Mitchell has a 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:35.080 high level of class and you're a star in my eyes. 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.360 So I've made you a classy gold one with stars 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:37.600 on it. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:38.280 Oh thank you? 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.320 Is there any No, there's no words on it. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:42.360 I don't know your favorite Taylor song. And also that 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:45.440 these are quicker to make the individual words. It's too hard. 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:49.080 This one's very chic, isn't it. Yeah. Yeah, if i'd known, 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.040 I would have worn my bracelets because you meant to 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:52.520 swap them. Apparently you trade them. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.400 Yeah, so you can trade that around with I don't know, 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.680 some real housewife of Sydney, because that's got gold beads 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:56.920 on it. 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.280 I had too, that clay made for me if in 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.400 gym and when did I ask? That would have been 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:03.840 perfect because it had traded that with you. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.480 Oh, that's so sweet. I've made heaps my mum. It's 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.680 like an iPhone factory in my house. She's got a 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.920 headlight on. She went to Kathmandu and she's sitting there 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.000 in the middle of the night making beads for women 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:14.960 in the nursing home. 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.480 That's so cute. That's so cute. 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.880 I got one on a little pink one, but it's pretty. Yeah, 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:21.840 I'm going tomorrow night. I'm very excited. We can talk 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:22.520 about that coming up. 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:24.600 I guess do you remember my old place where you 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:28.560 used to live in Ashfield? Yes, So between the city 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.239 and Ashfield, in like Leichhart, there was this random shop 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:34.000 on Paramatta Road with just this aggressive sign. All that 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:38.000 said was beads. I've seen that bed red and white. Yes, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:39.880 the bead shop. And for years I was like, how 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:41.560 the fuck are they still in business? That must be 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:43.920 a front for something. Yeah, but oh my god, now 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.480 that friendship bracelets are a thing, that place would be clean, 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.960 and now's the time to be in the bead business. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.040 There's beads everywhere. I went into office works, they were 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.440 selling beads. That makes sense. Then I went to Chemist's 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.359 warehouse beads. I thought, I love chemists warehouse. It doesn't 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.320 really make sense. Then I went into Mine to ten 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:01.720 because I had to get new windscreen wipers and they 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:06.159 had fucking needs Mine to ten car oil beads. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.039 So can I tell you why I said that I 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:08.719 got my hopes? 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:09.240 Why? 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.359 Because this is how the conversation flowed. You were like, 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:15.159 I'm going to Taylor Stift this weekend, and do you 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:18.000 know what I have a surprise for you both, and 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:20.400 bearing your mind, you've been giving away free tickets on 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.800 your radio show. That's head. I'm sorry, Oh no, I'm 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:25.279 not getting my hopes up. I'm not getting my hopes. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:29.520 Do you know how many people have DMed me asking 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.320 if Cherry can get them it's free Taylor Stift tickets. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:33.960 I'm like, he's not even going to throw me in mine. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:34.640 I'm not going to get them. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.560 Figure, you guys, I don't even have tickets, Like I've 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:38.360 just got a like a from a friend who works 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.080 at the label, like an entry passer. I don't even 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:41.159 have actual sick tickets. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:45.320 Yeah, emails a man to Keller. Oh yeah, looking for 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:47.080 tickets and she can't even get it. 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:48.640 Price degener is here. Welcome Jenna. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.719 Hello, what now do you established that? Didn't you? 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:53.040 I know that you didn't get an official icontact. 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.159 Look, yes, I'm going on Monday night. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.760 Ah, there's something very funny about that. Why, well, well 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:01.839 on Monday. 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.200 Because that's what I was given given. 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:05.880 Yeah, what do you mean given? 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:09.359 Sat then to last year, my team surprised me with talent. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:10.600 Oh they did a give back. 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.719 So neither of you actually tried to get tickets. 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:14.640 Yes, I did. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.720 No the day that the tickets right, you did know? 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.760 The days the ticket opened was like two days after 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.640 my horrific breakup, remember, and you had to come to 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.960 my old house as I was packing to get tickets, 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:23.920 and we when I got lunch together. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.080 I walked in and I had my hot spot connected 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:27.880 to my laptop. I was like, don't touch it, don't 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:29.359 even breathe near it don't refresh it. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.560 Sorry I'm not judging, but Monday, I'm going to Taylor 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.760 Friday or Saturday or Sunday is kind of like the discussion. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:35.680 I've not heard anyone say Monday, you're the first. I 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.039 didn't even know there was a Monday show. 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.000 Yeah, it's the last one, so that means it's the 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:39.440 best one. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.120 She only doing Sydney Melbourne, Yeah, shocks me. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.640 So there's a lot of people flying from here, there 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.320 and everywhere in Australia, even over it's sas. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:47.520 Wow, that's so insane. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.320 When I was flying back from Melbourne, there was an 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.359 announcement that went over that said, anyone that's using this 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.640 flight to Sydney as a connecting flight to Perth, just 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.720 so you know the connection won't be happening. We're all 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.920 going to be shouting your accommodation in Sydney. These poor 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.640 people in Perth just trying to get back to work. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.400 Oh god, how stressful pandemonium. See, we all need to 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:06.760 fight private. Let's invest in an iGEM jet. We've got 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:08.680 enough money in the kidiot to get you know, one 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:09.720 flight on a Cessna. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.160 Who knows you might be able to rent one for 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:11.600 the weekend. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:15.160 Maybe should show from a private jet up in the clouds. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.040 Currently it's actually more trouble than it's worth owning a 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:18.680 private jet. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.200 I've heard that keep is just. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:24.560 So ridiculous, too much admin, and so anyone thinking of 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.600 buying our private jet, this is so relatable to do it. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.239 Don't bother, just rent one. 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:30.480 You know what. On the fly, I'm going to check 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.520 marketplace on Facebook. I just want to check if they 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:34.600 exist on marketplace. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.480 I'm just going to go how much to rent a 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:39.400 private jet? Could we afford it? 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.080 A lot of jet skis now there's no planes or 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:42.800 search plane. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.040 Surely there's planes available. 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:47.040 Oh, hang on, it says here the costs to rent 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:49.640 a private jet there is from two thousand to fourteen 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.560 thousand per hour per hour. Oh if you fly in 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:53.480 a Melbourne. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.880 That's fucking fourteen grands. Yeah, okay, we can get a 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.760 two thousand and four Allegro two thousand for sixty five 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:01.160 thousand dollars. It's a plane that seats three. So we 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.560 could do the show every week from an Edgem plane 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:05.960 sixty five k. It's a tax right off. We could 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:11.000 do it right, but updates on the iGEM plane coming 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:15.160 Everyone yeah, Yeahym, of course. Yeah, Jenna has to wear 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.120 one of those full head scarves like she's on Emirates. 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.560 I'm the captain, and which is that one gay flight 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.280 attendant that has a great ass in those pants because 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:23.120 I press the buttons. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.680 When we landed in Melbourne, it was for those of 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.560 you that are visiting, Welcome to Melbourne, for those returning, 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:31.480 Welcome home, and for all youth swifties, hope you have 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.600 an amazing weekend. And I was like, do you know what? 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.480 I enjoyed that because they didn't make any stupid lyrics 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:42.080 about no bad blood here, totally shake it off gales 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.080 like fuck r Yeah. I got so sick of hearing 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:46.760 all that every weather report for the last two weeks. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:48.160 It's a cruel summer. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:52.280 Oh my god. There is good like material there though, 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:54.679 Like if you still have crumbs on you form you're 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.840 in flight food, shake it off, that's good. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.520 You know, that's a good anyway we get into about it, Yeah, yeah. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:02.760 Well we should. We really should say it is your 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:04.240 first time listening, Welcome to Is it just me? We 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:06.839 haven't even done the intro. Every show we start with 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.000 igym something we've noticed something we hate to appreciate the 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.760 Is it just me? Is Mitch doesn't know mine? I 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:13.280 don't know Mitchell's you can go yours is swifty related? 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.000 Right, Sure, we'll get all the swifty stuff out of 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:16.079 the way. But what's yours about? 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:22.040 What is mine about? Oh? Mine is? I don't know? 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.280 I don't We've just been talking about planes, you know, 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:31.040 you know my brain only works in one Oh mine 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:34.560 will involve the Internet, And funnily enough, in a really 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:38.320 somble way, this will make sense when we talk about aeroplanes. 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:40.240 Really the most famous couple of aeroplanes. 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:42.720 Okay, I don't know any what that could be, but let's. 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:46.360 Know, I wouldn't have said plower through Oh why, oh god? 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:47.480 Is it nine eleven related? 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:52.000 Well? No, yeah, I mean yes, but in like a yes. 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:55.719 I know more about nine to eleven than I want 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:57.880 to know about. Sure, and there's a reason why. Okay, 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.480 and that's why that's all talk about coming up? 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.120 All right, I'll get into my ether Disney. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:01.520 Let's go. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:04.480 Is it just me? 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:09.160 A concert's actually a bit much? 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.520 Yeah, I'm completely with you. I've said this on the show. 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:14.880 I hate life, I know, and I remember you talking 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.040 about how concerts aren't for you, and I was there 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:20.280 like lose that because I never thought i'd be this person. 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.480 I don't know what's happened. I've not been to a 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.960 concert for a very long time. I don't reckon. I've 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:28.240 been to one since before COVID likes. I don't know. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.319 It might have been Elton John or Lily Allen. Do 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.520 you remember that year between twenty eighteen little bit into 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.560 twenty nineteen, it was like my concert ear. 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:37.280 I do remember. 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.840 I went to like nine or ten or something ridiculous, 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:41.920 even things that I didn't desperately want to go to, 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:45.520 like Elton John and Shanaia Twain which ended up being phenomenal, 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:47.880 Even things I didn't necessarily want to go to that badly. 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:49.640 I just went because it was a concert, and I 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.439 was so into concerts at the time. I loved it all. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.160 My girl is came to town, Katie Perry. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:58.240 Cashut, Lily Yeah, yeah, your friends. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.720 Gaga didn't come to town, so I'd go to her 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:00.600 and Fair. 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.200 I remember you flew to Vegas. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:02.560 Yeah. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.280 I was into concerts big time. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:05.000 Yeah, I remember. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:07.400 But then I don't reckon. I've been to a proper 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.000 one in quite a while, and so when I went 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:11.600 to Taylor s fift in Melbourne. It was a bit much. Yep, 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:13.640 it was a bit overwhelming. I don't know what's changed 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.480 because I went to the bathroom a few times when 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:19.040 I didn't even need to go, just because I was like, fuck, 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.040 I need a bit of time out. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.280 Yeah, it's a lot on. It is full, and I've 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.840 never liked concerts for that reason because it's loud, it's annoying. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.120 If I have a favorite artist, I will sit there 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.120 with my headphones on and just listen to it and 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.680 enjoy it. I'll go for a walk and enjoy the music. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.080 There's nothing enjoyable about live music. It's over stimulated. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.640 I wouldn't say there's nothing enjoyable, but it was surprising 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.480 to me that I struggled at all because I never have. 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:47.840 Like it was obviously ninety percent phenomenal, amazing, unforgettable. And 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.320 I've got mad fomo that I'm not going again in Sydney. Yeah, 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:52.080 but I won't be greedy. It's fine. I've been once. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.199 Some people aren't coming at all, so it's fine. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:55.079 Yeah, it's fine. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:56.440 No, I'm not dealing with at all. 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:58.120 Jenna, do you like live music? 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.719 I do, but like in moderation. 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.920 You struck me as a Howden Pavilion kind of girl. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:05.480 No, I hate Howden Pavilion. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.280 Sorry, I meant and more theater and what I. 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:11.199 Hate I love the Animore. See you're right if it's 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:13.400 an intimate theater, I can get around it. Like the 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:16.880 end more is what fifteen hundred? If that eleven hundred, 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.400 and it's the perfect amount the state theater, the perfect 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:23.160 amount state theater. Stadium tours, you can't park. The food 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:24.800 is only a chip on a stick or a hot dog, 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.319 and it's like thirty dollars, thirty dollars to get in 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.200 public transport. It's awful, I'll tell you what. 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.800 Though, oddly enough, most people at the eras tour I 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:34.600 don't know what was going on. There was no line 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:36.959 for food, no line for the bar during the show, 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.120 a Swifties, non drinkers or something. Because I had no issues. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.040 I was offering to my friends there's anyone need top 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.160 up because I need another break, because I was just 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:45.760 a bit It was also a bit costophobic. 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.280 It's because they're children, won right, Like the majority of 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.360 people there are children, and they all have the energy 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.360 of Mormons. I mean they're not. They all have that, 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.160 you know, real sort of religious energy about them, and 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.800 then don't want to miss the song because Taylor drops like, yeah, 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.280 a new song of car brand and new our any 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:03.080 boyfriend every album so every live show, so they miss 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:04.360 it and they've missed the big moment. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.760 I managed to not miss any of the big moments, 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.520 but there are a couple of times that I just 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:10.720 needed to duck out because yeah, this is a lot. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:14.440 And at one point I went to the bathroom. There 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:17.640 were two doors for the men's bathroom. Me being a 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:19.560 fuck wud have accidentally walked in the exit. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.720 I hate those doors, yet I didn't realize. 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:25.000 It was entrance and exit. I walk in and I 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.480 see this massive queue of women. My first thought is, 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.880 oh shit, A mine the wrong bathroom. But then the 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.679 girl at the front of the line goes, h, you 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.800 can go first, you're actually a man. Oh and I 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:39.240 didn't realize that the line for the ladies room must 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.760 have been so horrendous that they've all just decided fuck 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.520 gender tonight, We're just going to any bathroom weekend. So 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.920 I said to it. Now, you say put sweety fears fair, 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.280 I'll jump in the back of the line. That's all good. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:53.040 Oh, I would have walked straight in, really would, because 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:54.600 I'd be quick. I whip it out and go. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.920 I don't use the troth though ever. Oh like they 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.400 weren't queuing for that. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:02.599 Okay they're not, yeh, just yes, of course they're not 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.120 gonna be sitting on a trough Taylor Swift fans, I 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.120 laid toilet paper down on the toilet seat. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.040 Yes, but no, it. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.400 Was what was your secret song? Did she sing something? 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:17.040 Oh? The acoustic said, she does that surprise song acoustic. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.040 It's on the guitar or piano, whatever every day. This 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:23.440 one was a mash up between Getaway Car August and 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.080 some other song I hadn't actually heard of. I know 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:26.760 I sound like a fake fan. I'm sorry. 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.480 I mean I'm a fucking fake fan. I'm not aware 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:33.080 aware I'm not a fan. I like her music, but 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.520 I know I would do I do. I do what 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:37.760 I love B sides. I love get Away, I love Delicate. 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:39.960 That's a good one. I reckon. It was only a 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:41.760 week or two ago when you were talking about and 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.400 you found love for Miley Cyrus. He actually said, but 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:48.200 don't you think like Taylor Swift? Yes? So annoying. Yes, 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.840 and it's not the first time artists. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:55.280 I'm not comparing. I just she just doesn't cut it. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.800 Oh god, No, I won't let you go down there. 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.080 My career is to pretend actually talked to her one day, 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:02.760 So I really need to just shut up. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:03.800 Yeah, just keep it to yourself. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.400 Also, she's incredible. I don't. I think she's a brilliant artist. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:07.480 I just don't listen to her music. 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.920 That's what I mean. So my review of the show, 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.600 I don't feel like I should waste everyone's time pointing 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.360 out the obvious. Yes, she's brilliant. Yes, it was amazing. 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:19.720 My only criticisms were, yeah, that it was a bit much. 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.520 That's a me problem. That's fine me. She didn't do 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:24.080 that song, which is weird. It was the lead single. 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:25.160 That's my favorite song. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.160 Oh I know, ridiculous, A surprise song. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.440 Oh hope, I get that. What has she done so 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:31.040 far on this Australian too. 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.880 Doing I'm not sure, but Ashson our mate is like 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.320 manifesting that she does false God. She's got false God 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.520 written on a piece of paper with candles around it. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:41.640 That's how hard she's manifesting. 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.240 Yeah, that's where I draw the line. 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:48.160 My only other criticism was that I don't know there 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.720 was Maybe it's because I was so far away so 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.440