Speaker 1: Just real po stood by a couple of mitches. Delease
Speaker 1: yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: You've really pieced me off. I'm not speaking now that
Speaker 2: actually really suits me. Nouri and Michual Coups.
Speaker 3: How are you? How are you? How are you not
Speaker 3: too bad? I'm in a bit of a moral conundrum.
Speaker 3: Actually might get your two cents on this.
Speaker 2: I've never been good at helping with these situations.
Speaker 3: By the way, this is going to be right up
Speaker 3: your ally. I feel. I'm literally just looking at my
Speaker 3: emails now. Five minutes ago, I got an email from
Speaker 3: Central Baggage Services at the airport. Oh yeah, because you
Speaker 3: know how I went to Taylor's Melbourne show I forget.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I got home and I could not find my airports anywhere.
Speaker 3: And so my first thought was, ah, fucker left them
Speaker 3: on the plane, didn't I on the flight back to Sydney,
Speaker 3: And so I contacted them and I said, Hi, this
Speaker 3: was my flight number, this was my seat number, and
Speaker 3: they've just emailed me and said we've found them. Oh
Speaker 3: just now, yes, But the thing is I actually found
Speaker 3: them at home.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh.
Speaker 3: John came through with this thing called common sense and
Speaker 3: said check the fine my app I did, and they
Speaker 3: were literally in the home you found. I found them
Speaker 3: behind the couch. Yeah, I'm certain I looked there. By
Speaker 3: the way, I'm not that much of an idiot.
Speaker 2: So now Central Baggage Group thinks that they have they
Speaker 2: just have someone's air pods.
Speaker 3: They've emailed me and said we found them. You just
Speaker 3: have to call and identify them. And I'm like, they're
Speaker 3: fucking white in a white case. I've not personalized them
Speaker 3: in any way.
Speaker 2: There's two of them and they're in a clamshell design
Speaker 2: and mine are white. See.
Speaker 3: Now the moral can under me is do I get
Speaker 3: a free pair of AirPods out of there?
Speaker 2: No Karma, in the words of Taylor Karma is my boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Karma is on the chiefs Carma, who is that guy?
Speaker 2: Don't do it, That's what Taylor Jet price keeper Jen
Speaker 2: is here. Sorry, I don't think you should do it,
Speaker 2: bag Karma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: Well, so you're quite well off.
Speaker 3: But actually, when I spoke to them on the phone yesterday,
Speaker 3: they said we've got a pair of AirPods at Melbourne
Speaker 3: Airport and I said to them, oh, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: I wore them on the flight, so I know for
Speaker 3: a fact they didn't leave them in Melbourne. They came
Speaker 3: with me on the flight and they said, oh, but
Speaker 3: you never know. Oh it's like they wanted these AirPods
Speaker 3: to be mine. They were like, no, you never know.
Speaker 3: They could have been left on the flight and then
Speaker 3: the flight went back to Melbourne and then somehow they
Speaker 3: got picked up and left.
Speaker 2: At the airport.
Speaker 3: We reckon they could be yours them.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I found these. Were you embarrassed? Did
Speaker 2: you feel like an absolute idiot? You would have written
Speaker 2: this fiercely worded email?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I called them and I wasn't pissy about it.
Speaker 3: I was actually just like it's the emmy chance, Like
Speaker 3: I know this is a long shot. And now they've
Speaker 3: come through and said, yeah, we've got them, they're yours.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: So they've asked you to identify that's stupid. You can
Speaker 2: identify a baby, for God's sake, birth bark on the hip,
Speaker 2: that's my child? Is a bellery left her on the
Speaker 2: Rex flight? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Airpod's no, If it was my phone, I can say
Speaker 3: then is it just me?
Speaker 2: Pop?
Speaker 3: Sock and a blue case or like even a laptop
Speaker 3: of stickers on it, but with the fuck personalizers AirPod totally.
Speaker 3: I've got plenty more to say about that Taylor Swift show,
Speaker 3: by the way, which is going to be part of
Speaker 3: my Is it just me today?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Actually I'm going to Taylor Swift this weekend. But the
Speaker 2: time this airs you would have heard I would have been.
Speaker 2: But I actually have something to give you both, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've actually done something.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I've already got my hopes up.
Speaker 2: I don't get your hopes Relax. Are you going again, Mitchell?
Speaker 3: I wish I'm going.
Speaker 2: I've made you both friendship bracelets. Jenn so general, I
Speaker 2: made you this one with rainbow for pride because you
Speaker 2: work with two gay men. And then Mitchell has a
Speaker 2: high level of class and you're a star in my eyes.
Speaker 2: So I've made you a classy gold one with stars
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 5: Oh thank you?
Speaker 3: Is there any No, there's no words on it.
Speaker 2: I don't know your favorite Taylor song. And also that
Speaker 2: these are quicker to make the individual words. It's too hard.
Speaker 3: This one's very chic, isn't it. Yeah. Yeah, if i'd known,
Speaker 3: I would have worn my bracelets because you meant to
Speaker 3: swap them. Apparently you trade them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can trade that around with I don't know,
Speaker 2: some real housewife of Sydney, because that's got gold beads
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 3: I had too, that clay made for me if in
Speaker 3: gym and when did I ask? That would have been
Speaker 3: perfect because it had traded that with you.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so sweet. I've made heaps my mum. It's
Speaker 2: like an iPhone factory in my house. She's got a
Speaker 2: headlight on. She went to Kathmandu and she's sitting there
Speaker 2: in the middle of the night making beads for women
Speaker 2: in the nursing home.
Speaker 5: That's so cute. That's so cute.
Speaker 2: I got one on a little pink one, but it's pretty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm going tomorrow night. I'm very excited. We can talk
Speaker 2: about that coming up.
Speaker 3: I guess do you remember my old place where you
Speaker 3: used to live in Ashfield? Yes, So between the city
Speaker 3: and Ashfield, in like Leichhart, there was this random shop
Speaker 3: on Paramatta Road with just this aggressive sign. All that
Speaker 3: said was beads. I've seen that bed red and white. Yes,
Speaker 3: the bead shop. And for years I was like, how
Speaker 3: the fuck are they still in business? That must be
Speaker 3: a front for something. Yeah, but oh my god, now
Speaker 3: that friendship bracelets are a thing, that place would be clean,
Speaker 3: and now's the time to be in the bead business.
Speaker 2: There's beads everywhere. I went into office works, they were
Speaker 2: selling beads. That makes sense. Then I went to Chemist's
Speaker 2: warehouse beads. I thought, I love chemists warehouse. It doesn't
Speaker 2: really make sense. Then I went into Mine to ten
Speaker 2: because I had to get new windscreen wipers and they
Speaker 2: had fucking needs Mine to ten car oil beads.
Speaker 3: So can I tell you why I said that I
Speaker 3: got my hopes?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Because this is how the conversation flowed. You were like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to Taylor Stift this weekend, and do you
Speaker 3: know what I have a surprise for you both, and
Speaker 3: bearing your mind, you've been giving away free tickets on
Speaker 3: your radio show. That's head. I'm sorry, Oh no, I'm
Speaker 3: not getting my hopes up. I'm not getting my hopes.
Speaker 3: Do you know how many people have DMed me asking
Speaker 3: if Cherry can get them it's free Taylor Stift tickets.
Speaker 3: I'm like, he's not even going to throw me in mine.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get them.
Speaker 2: Figure, you guys, I don't even have tickets, Like I've
Speaker 2: just got a like a from a friend who works
Speaker 2: at the label, like an entry passer. I don't even
Speaker 2: have actual sick tickets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, emails a man to Keller. Oh yeah, looking for
Speaker 5: tickets and she can't even get it.
Speaker 2: Price degener is here. Welcome Jenna.
Speaker 3: Hello, what now do you established that? Didn't you?
Speaker 2: I know that you didn't get an official icontact.
Speaker 5: Look, yes, I'm going on Monday night.
Speaker 2: Ah, there's something very funny about that. Why, well, well
Speaker 2: on Monday.
Speaker 5: Because that's what I was given given.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean given?
Speaker 5: Sat then to last year, my team surprised me with talent.
Speaker 2: Oh they did a give back.
Speaker 3: So neither of you actually tried to get tickets.
Speaker 5: Yes, I did.
Speaker 3: No the day that the tickets right, you did know?
Speaker 2: The days the ticket opened was like two days after
Speaker 2: my horrific breakup, remember, and you had to come to
Speaker 2: my old house as I was packing to get tickets,
Speaker 2: and we when I got lunch together.
Speaker 3: I walked in and I had my hot spot connected
Speaker 3: to my laptop. I was like, don't touch it, don't
Speaker 3: even breathe near it don't refresh it.
Speaker 2: Sorry I'm not judging, but Monday, I'm going to Taylor
Speaker 2: Friday or Saturday or Sunday is kind of like the discussion.
Speaker 2: I've not heard anyone say Monday, you're the first. I
Speaker 2: didn't even know there was a Monday show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the last one, so that means it's the
Speaker 5: best one.
Speaker 2: She only doing Sydney Melbourne, Yeah, shocks me.
Speaker 3: So there's a lot of people flying from here, there
Speaker 3: and everywhere in Australia, even over it's sas.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's so insane.
Speaker 3: When I was flying back from Melbourne, there was an
Speaker 3: announcement that went over that said, anyone that's using this
Speaker 3: flight to Sydney as a connecting flight to Perth, just
Speaker 3: so you know the connection won't be happening. We're all
Speaker 3: going to be shouting your accommodation in Sydney. These poor
Speaker 3: people in Perth just trying to get back to work.
Speaker 2: Oh god, how stressful pandemonium. See, we all need to
Speaker 2: fight private. Let's invest in an iGEM jet. We've got
Speaker 2: enough money in the kidiot to get you know, one
Speaker 2: flight on a Cessna.
Speaker 3: Who knows you might be able to rent one for
Speaker 3: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Maybe should show from a private jet up in the clouds.
Speaker 3: Currently it's actually more trouble than it's worth owning a
Speaker 3: private jet.
Speaker 2: I've heard that keep is just.
Speaker 3: So ridiculous, too much admin, and so anyone thinking of
Speaker 3: buying our private jet, this is so relatable to do it.
Speaker 3: Don't bother, just rent one.
Speaker 2: You know what. On the fly, I'm going to check
Speaker 2: marketplace on Facebook. I just want to check if they
Speaker 2: exist on marketplace.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to go how much to rent a
Speaker 3: private jet? Could we afford it?
Speaker 2: A lot of jet skis now there's no planes or
Speaker 2: search plane.
Speaker 5: Surely there's planes available.
Speaker 3: Oh, hang on, it says here the costs to rent
Speaker 3: a private jet there is from two thousand to fourteen
Speaker 3: thousand per hour per hour. Oh if you fly in
Speaker 3: a Melbourne.
Speaker 2: That's fucking fourteen grands. Yeah, okay, we can get a
Speaker 2: two thousand and four Allegro two thousand for sixty five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. It's a plane that seats three. So we
Speaker 2: could do the show every week from an Edgem plane
Speaker 2: sixty five k. It's a tax right off. We could
Speaker 2: do it right, but updates on the iGEM plane coming
Speaker 2: Everyone yeah, Yeahym, of course. Yeah, Jenna has to wear
Speaker 2: one of those full head scarves like she's on Emirates.
Speaker 2: I'm the captain, and which is that one gay flight
Speaker 2: attendant that has a great ass in those pants because
Speaker 2: I press the buttons.
Speaker 3: When we landed in Melbourne, it was for those of
Speaker 3: you that are visiting, Welcome to Melbourne, for those returning,
Speaker 3: Welcome home, and for all youth swifties, hope you have
Speaker 3: an amazing weekend. And I was like, do you know what?
Speaker 3: I enjoyed that because they didn't make any stupid lyrics
Speaker 3: about no bad blood here, totally shake it off gales
Speaker 3: like fuck r Yeah. I got so sick of hearing
Speaker 3: all that every weather report for the last two weeks.
Speaker 5: It's a cruel summer.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. There is good like material there though,
Speaker 2: Like if you still have crumbs on you form you're
Speaker 2: in flight food, shake it off, that's good.
Speaker 3: You know, that's a good anyway we get into about it, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Well we should. We really should say it is your
Speaker 2: first time listening, Welcome to Is it just me? We
Speaker 2: haven't even done the intro. Every show we start with
Speaker 2: igym something we've noticed something we hate to appreciate the
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Is Mitch doesn't know mine? I
Speaker 2: don't know Mitchell's you can go yours is swifty related?
Speaker 3: Right, Sure, we'll get all the swifty stuff out of
Speaker 3: the way. But what's yours about?
Speaker 2: What is mine about? Oh? Mine is? I don't know?
Speaker 2: I don't We've just been talking about planes, you know,
Speaker 2: you know my brain only works in one Oh mine
Speaker 2: will involve the Internet, And funnily enough, in a really
Speaker 2: somble way, this will make sense when we talk about aeroplanes.
Speaker 2: Really the most famous couple of aeroplanes.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know any what that could be, but let's.
Speaker 2: Know, I wouldn't have said plower through Oh why, oh god?
Speaker 3: Is it nine eleven related?
Speaker 2: Well? No, yeah, I mean yes, but in like a yes.
Speaker 2: I know more about nine to eleven than I want
Speaker 2: to know about. Sure, and there's a reason why. Okay,
Speaker 2: and that's why that's all talk about coming up?
Speaker 3: All right, I'll get into my ether Disney.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A concert's actually a bit much?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm completely with you. I've said this on the show.
Speaker 3: I hate life, I know, and I remember you talking
Speaker 3: about how concerts aren't for you, and I was there
Speaker 3: like lose that because I never thought i'd be this person.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happened. I've not been to a
Speaker 3: concert for a very long time. I don't reckon. I've
Speaker 3: been to one since before COVID likes. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It might have been Elton John or Lily Allen. Do
Speaker 3: you remember that year between twenty eighteen little bit into
Speaker 3: twenty nineteen, it was like my concert ear.
Speaker 2: I do remember.
Speaker 3: I went to like nine or ten or something ridiculous,
Speaker 3: even things that I didn't desperately want to go to,
Speaker 3: like Elton John and Shanaia Twain which ended up being phenomenal,
Speaker 3: Even things I didn't necessarily want to go to that badly.
Speaker 3: I just went because it was a concert, and I
Speaker 3: was so into concerts at the time. I loved it all.
Speaker 3: My girl is came to town, Katie Perry.
Speaker 2: Cashut, Lily Yeah, yeah, your friends.
Speaker 3: Gaga didn't come to town, so I'd go to her
Speaker 3: and Fair.
Speaker 2: I remember you flew to Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was into concerts big time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 3: But then I don't reckon. I've been to a proper
Speaker 3: one in quite a while, and so when I went
Speaker 3: to Taylor s fift in Melbourne. It was a bit much. Yep,
Speaker 3: it was a bit overwhelming. I don't know what's changed
Speaker 3: because I went to the bathroom a few times when
Speaker 3: I didn't even need to go, just because I was like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I need a bit of time out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot on. It is full, and I've
Speaker 2: never liked concerts for that reason because it's loud, it's annoying.
Speaker 2: If I have a favorite artist, I will sit there
Speaker 2: with my headphones on and just listen to it and
Speaker 2: enjoy it. I'll go for a walk and enjoy the music.
Speaker 2: There's nothing enjoyable about live music. It's over stimulated.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say there's nothing enjoyable, but it was surprising
Speaker 3: to me that I struggled at all because I never have.
Speaker 3: Like it was obviously ninety percent phenomenal, amazing, unforgettable. And
Speaker 3: I've got mad fomo that I'm not going again in Sydney. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I won't be greedy. It's fine. I've been once.
Speaker 3: Some people aren't coming at all, so it's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not dealing with at all.
Speaker 2: Jenna, do you like live music?
Speaker 5: I do, but like in moderation.
Speaker 3: You struck me as a Howden Pavilion kind of girl.
Speaker 5: No, I hate Howden Pavilion.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I meant and more theater and what I.
Speaker 2: Hate I love the Animore. See you're right if it's
Speaker 2: an intimate theater, I can get around it. Like the
Speaker 2: end more is what fifteen hundred? If that eleven hundred,
Speaker 2: and it's the perfect amount the state theater, the perfect
Speaker 2: amount state theater. Stadium tours, you can't park. The food
Speaker 2: is only a chip on a stick or a hot dog,
Speaker 2: and it's like thirty dollars, thirty dollars to get in
Speaker 2: public transport. It's awful, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Though, oddly enough, most people at the eras tour I
Speaker 3: don't know what was going on. There was no line
Speaker 3: for food, no line for the bar during the show,
Speaker 3: a Swifties, non drinkers or something. Because I had no issues.
Speaker 3: I was offering to my friends there's anyone need top
Speaker 3: up because I need another break, because I was just
Speaker 3: a bit It was also a bit costophobic.
Speaker 2: It's because they're children, won right, Like the majority of
Speaker 2: people there are children, and they all have the energy
Speaker 2: of Mormons. I mean they're not. They all have that,
Speaker 2: you know, real sort of religious energy about them, and
Speaker 2: then don't want to miss the song because Taylor drops like, yeah,
Speaker 2: a new song of car brand and new our any
Speaker 2: boyfriend every album so every live show, so they miss
Speaker 2: it and they've missed the big moment.
Speaker 3: I managed to not miss any of the big moments,
Speaker 3: but there are a couple of times that I just
Speaker 3: needed to duck out because yeah, this is a lot.
Speaker 3: And at one point I went to the bathroom. There
Speaker 3: were two doors for the men's bathroom. Me being a
Speaker 3: fuck wud have accidentally walked in the exit.
Speaker 2: I hate those doors, yet I didn't realize.
Speaker 3: It was entrance and exit. I walk in and I
Speaker 3: see this massive queue of women. My first thought is,
Speaker 3: oh shit, A mine the wrong bathroom. But then the
Speaker 3: girl at the front of the line goes, h, you
Speaker 3: can go first, you're actually a man. Oh and I
Speaker 3: didn't realize that the line for the ladies room must
Speaker 3: have been so horrendous that they've all just decided fuck
Speaker 3: gender tonight, We're just going to any bathroom weekend. So
Speaker 3: I said to it. Now, you say put sweety fears fair,
Speaker 3: I'll jump in the back of the line. That's all good.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would have walked straight in, really would, because
Speaker 2: I'd be quick. I whip it out and go.
Speaker 3: I don't use the troth though ever. Oh like they
Speaker 3: weren't queuing for that.
Speaker 2: Okay they're not, yeh, just yes, of course they're not
Speaker 2: gonna be sitting on a trough Taylor Swift fans, I
Speaker 2: laid toilet paper down on the toilet seat.
Speaker 3: Yes, but no, it.
Speaker 2: Was what was your secret song? Did she sing something?
Speaker 3: Oh? The acoustic said, she does that surprise song acoustic.
Speaker 3: It's on the guitar or piano, whatever every day. This
Speaker 3: one was a mash up between Getaway Car August and
Speaker 3: some other song I hadn't actually heard of. I know
Speaker 3: I sound like a fake fan. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm a fucking fake fan. I'm not aware
Speaker 2: aware I'm not a fan. I like her music, but
Speaker 2: I know I would do I do. I do what
Speaker 2: I love B sides. I love get Away, I love Delicate.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. I reckon. It was only a
Speaker 3: week or two ago when you were talking about and
Speaker 3: you found love for Miley Cyrus. He actually said, but
Speaker 3: don't you think like Taylor Swift? Yes? So annoying. Yes,
Speaker 3: and it's not the first time artists.
Speaker 2: I'm not comparing. I just she just doesn't cut it.
Speaker 3: Oh god, No, I won't let you go down there.
Speaker 2: My career is to pretend actually talked to her one day,
Speaker 2: So I really need to just shut up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just keep it to yourself.
Speaker 2: Also, she's incredible. I don't. I think she's a brilliant artist.
Speaker 2: I just don't listen to her music.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. So my review of the show,
Speaker 3: I don't feel like I should waste everyone's time pointing
Speaker 3: out the obvious. Yes, she's brilliant. Yes, it was amazing.
Speaker 3: My only criticisms were, yeah, that it was a bit much.
Speaker 3: That's a me problem. That's fine me. She didn't do
Speaker 3: that song, which is weird. It was the lead single.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite song.
Speaker 5: Oh I know, ridiculous, A surprise song.
Speaker 2: Oh hope, I get that. What has she done so
Speaker 2: far on this Australian too.
Speaker 3: Doing I'm not sure, but Ashson our mate is like
Speaker 3: manifesting that she does false God. She's got false God
Speaker 3: written on a piece of paper with candles around it.
Speaker 3: That's how hard she's manifesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I draw the line.
Speaker 3: My only other criticism was that I don't know there
Speaker 3: was Maybe it's because I was so far away so
Speaker 3: I wasn't quite connected to it. But it just felt
Speaker 3: a little bit like auto pilot vibes from Taylor. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like very very rehearsed, you know which, Not to knock
Speaker 3: her because it is very rehearsed, and what she has
Speaker 3: rehearsed is obviously fucking impressive, but yeah, it just there
Speaker 3: was something about it that felt a bit She didn't
Speaker 3: go rogue at all. Yeah, she doesn't talk heap, she
Speaker 3: doesn't do a lot of interaction. That's not her thing.
Speaker 3: That's fine, but yeah, interesting, That's all that I have
Speaker 3: that's bad to say about it. Then it was pretty
Speaker 3: fucking good.
Speaker 2: How was Sabrina Carpenter? I love Sabrina's music. I listened
Speaker 2: to Sabrina Role.
Speaker 3: I didn't see her at all.
Speaker 2: Oh what time did you get there?
Speaker 3: I got there after Sabrina had performed, before Taylor came on, which,
Speaker 3: honestly a bit of a hack. I was thinking to myself,
Speaker 3: where is everyone like the crowds? There was nothing. It
Speaker 3: was no trouble getting in whatsoever. But that's because probably
Speaker 3: ninety nine percent of people were already seated, so we
Speaker 3: just waltzed in right at the end. What time bit
Speaker 3: after seven? Maybe caught past seven. And to Taylor's credit,
Speaker 3: she starts like clockwork, seven point thirty on the dog.
Speaker 3: There's literally a clock on the stage counting down. So
Speaker 3: there's no fucking about, like you know how Madonna got
Speaker 3: all that heat because she started like three hours later.
Speaker 3: She didn't really address it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Nobody could get home because public transported.
Speaker 2: Was all shut down. Taylor would never, she would never,
Speaker 2: and she was at the zoo. Good for her? Did
Speaker 2: she go twice?
Speaker 3: I wonder if she did it raw and snore, but
Speaker 3: she was there two days in a row, and she's
Speaker 3: so overnight in a tent next to the line.
Speaker 2: And no doubt Travis Kelsey snores. He'd have that's a
Speaker 2: football player, you'd have coliflower nose. She would she Apparently
Speaker 2: she loved the Australian animals. I'm not joking. She loved
Speaker 2: the cassawery. I read in an article, which is a
Speaker 2: giant tall bird actually kind of like her, Yes, very
Speaker 2: much like her, A dangerous, tall, beautiful bird of prey.
Speaker 3: Is it just me on the fly? Have you ever
Speaker 3: noticed especially watching that Netflix documentary The Miss Americana. Yes,
Speaker 3: have you seen that Taylor Swift stocks? Oh?
Speaker 2: I did, and I gave up.
Speaker 3: See that's what I mean. That's the attitude that I've
Speaker 3: picked up on over time. Is it just me on
Speaker 3: the fly? Does she actually have quite dreadful posture Taylor Swift?
Speaker 2: I'm not commenting why. Yes, I saw a TikTok that
Speaker 2: was like, here's why Taylor Swift will nightling live along life? No,
Speaker 2: not my not my thoughts. But apparently she's a mouth breather.
Speaker 2: If you breathe through your mouth, it's very un very
Speaker 2: unhealthy for you. Got to breathrough your nose.
Speaker 3: Isn't it in three your nose out through your mouth?
Speaker 2: Correct? But if you inhale through your mouth and breathe
Speaker 2: through your mouth, you then hunt your neck over when
Speaker 2: you sleep. You should breathe through your nose. You should
Speaker 2: be wanting to. It's because you get more oxygen through
Speaker 2: your nose. You get more carbon dioxide through your mouth.
Speaker 5: That's why you can get that mouth tape, my.
Speaker 2: Mouth tape every night. What and I'm the healthiest person
Speaker 2: you've ever met.
Speaker 3: If you haven't met many people, who is it just me.
Speaker 5: Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 3: Now, if any part of you is thinking, no, I
Speaker 3: won't listen to episode eight coming out this Wednesday, well
Speaker 3: think again, because you might remember I had my big
Speaker 3: pitch last week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. Mitch's big pitch was very dramatic.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: Huge.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that dramatic? It was this, do you want to
Speaker 3: be in the Marti gra Parade?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, sorry, it wasn't that dramatic.
Speaker 3: But you've apparently got another big pitch of your own
Speaker 3: to try and pop mine.
Speaker 2: I guess yes, I will. Well, I've been trying top
Speaker 2: you for years, and finally I feel like I will
Speaker 2: do it. I have a big pitch for a new segment,
Speaker 2: and I think you're all going to love it because
Speaker 2: it just involves eating treats.
Speaker 5: Oh like pig Week.
Speaker 2: No, No, not like pig Week, which is coming up.
Speaker 3: I don't think it is. It's later in the year,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 5: No, it's like May.
Speaker 3: It's May just had pig Week.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? We just lost like almost one
Speaker 2: hundred killers between the two of us. I can't believe
Speaker 2: that it really is the annual pig Week.
Speaker 5: It's like around May because it's usually before my birthday.
Speaker 2: Are you serious when it's your birthday?
Speaker 3: You're right. I've just looked at the other pig Week episodes.
Speaker 3: They've been May thirty one, May twenty seven, and May thirty.
Speaker 3: It's May thirty one around that area, like late May,
Speaker 3: early April. We still have three months. It's not closed,
Speaker 3: but that's still much sooner than I thought. If you'd
Speaker 3: asked me, if you put a gun to my head
Speaker 3: and said when's our annual pig Week, I would have
Speaker 3: said September.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You're right, we do pig Week for my birthday.
Speaker 3: That's a drastic change. We'll have to take it to
Speaker 3: the board.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will. We've got a few months to ask
Speaker 2: them if we can get a contraceptive diaphragm. Sam, who's
Speaker 2: still owns twenty three percent, we'll find out anyway.
Speaker 3: So you've got a big pitch that somehow involves food.
Speaker 2: I've got a big pitch. It involves food, It involves science,
Speaker 2: and it involves no and it involves your favorite chocolate bar.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm going to say. Okay, we've all got
Speaker 2: a favorite chocolate bart Jenna double Degger, Mitchell the Sarah
Speaker 2: de Lorenzo cookie crumble.
Speaker 3: Bar, cherry ripe actually cherry ripe.
Speaker 2: So they sound so similar mine stickers okay, and the
Speaker 2: listeners will be involved too.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's happening on our Wednesday percent.
Speaker 2: And power tools are involved.
Speaker 3: Power tool, I'm in my handyman era are you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 2: That's handy?
Speaker 3: All thoughts of things.
Speaker 2: I've got a drill, well, doesn't get my juice?
Speaker 3: And a hammer, do you?
Speaker 2: And plying full stop? Yeap?
Speaker 3: What a weird kit? What's in your toolbox? Mate?
Speaker 2: I've got toolbox. I'm very handy, I'm masculine. A drill,
Speaker 2: an air pump what head? Yeah for blowing up balloons
Speaker 2: and toys.
Speaker 3: Well, I've also got an air pump for my tie's
Speaker 3: on my bike?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, same same anyway this week Mitch's big pitch.
Speaker 3: Also coming up in our next episode our souvenir exchange.
Speaker 3: Please tell me you brought them?
Speaker 2: I did the holiday souvenir gift exchange.
Speaker 3: Heay, isn't this your Hawaii music?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well this is the tropical This is Jenna's gift exchange.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, as Jenna tell everyone, remind everyone where you
Speaker 2: went again.
Speaker 5: I went to Fenwatu, Fiji and New Caledronia.
Speaker 3: Wow, so this is very you and I've just been
Speaker 3: to Melbourne. We've all got souvenirs for each other. I'm
Speaker 3: going to back myself in here and say, I reckon,
Speaker 3: mine's going to be the fucking best out of the
Speaker 3: lot the ones I got for you.
Speaker 2: No, mine top minor historical. This is aeroplane ambiance too,
Speaker 2: because this is you and the airplane that's all you went.
Speaker 2: And then of course mine are from Germany. They're all
Speaker 2: from Germany.
Speaker 3: God, this is one of those days whe you're going
Speaker 3: to go feral with the sound effects.
Speaker 2: I can feel just Helm's painted picture.
Speaker 5: Where's the horse?
Speaker 2: Pardon me.
Speaker 3: Encouraging the horse? I'm so sick of the horse.
Speaker 2: The horse is next to them, opener? Is it really
Speaker 2: is a my life?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Should we get into your? Is it just me now?
Speaker 2: Should we? No? I'm not typing anything. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: There's also another gift from France. Mitch gets too, because
Speaker 2: here's the host of the show. I get one. You'll
Speaker 2: be happy with one, and no returns on yours because
Speaker 2: because Jenna's. I can admit Jenner's was stolen.
Speaker 3: What it's those missing AirPods at Melbourne Airport, isn't.
Speaker 2: It Jenner's was stolen from Germany?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I was sweating at custom sweating. I'm not doing to
Speaker 2: leather the jacket. I'll have to take it.
Speaker 3: Off with it foreign fruit to something from Germany.
Speaker 2: I wanted to install a papyre. No I stole it.
Speaker 2: Wait anyway, you'll find out I'm Wednesday's episode in a
Speaker 2: couple of days. Gift exchange from all of us, exciting
Speaker 2: from around the world. Shallowy, my agyem. Yes, please, let's
Speaker 2: jump in. Is it just me? Are we all only
Speaker 2: ever six clicks away from a nine to eleven video?
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, you've counted.
Speaker 2: I have a theory and I want to put it
Speaker 2: to the test on the show. I just feel whenever
Speaker 2: I'm on YouTube watching anything anything within six clicks, like
Speaker 2: six recommended videos on the right hand side. By the
Speaker 2: sixth video, I'm watching nine to eleven clips.
Speaker 3: I reckon that's based off your search history and you're
Speaker 3: watching history though, isn't it, Jenny?
Speaker 2: You feel it too?
Speaker 5: For me? It's TikTok and Facebook I've never searched nine
Speaker 5: to eleven.
Speaker 2: Mitchell. I've baked cakes and watched a couple of recipes,
Speaker 2: and then now I'm not forever getting kke recipes. It
Speaker 2: should have wiped it after a couple of weeks, but
Speaker 2: I the reason it clicked for me was because I
Speaker 2: went to Europe and I flew Premium Economy and I
Speaker 2: wanted to watch the cabin interior analysis of Premium Economy.
Speaker 2: You know, it shows you the inside. So I went,
Speaker 2: oh cool, clicked it and then I, shit you not.
Speaker 2: Within six videos, I was watching a minute by minute,
Speaker 2: blow by blow breakdown to nine to eleven it happens, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Did you actually watch it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: For hours.
Speaker 2: Message generous said, you've got to get on this. It's
Speaker 2: it's such engaging content.
Speaker 3: Well that could be why YouTube keeps serving that up. No,
Speaker 3: they know you like it. You're a sucker for it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to test it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: So I'm logging in to the kiss FM YouTube, So
Speaker 2: this is not my algorithm all right ready? Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I'm going to start with this. It's plain spotting. Emirate's
Speaker 2: a three eighty full cabin tour. That's just the first
Speaker 2: video that I'm going to then, For example, I clicked
Speaker 2: the next one the side it says inside the A
Speaker 2: three eighties cabin that's requested on recommended on the site.
Speaker 2: I don't click that, clicked it here it is, it's
Speaker 2: got me inside the A three euties' cabin. That's the
Speaker 2: next video, charming. I click one the side HD cockpit
Speaker 2: scenes done. How many clicks is this?
Speaker 3: Two? Okay?
Speaker 2: Two clicks? Look is opening the cockpit in air?
Speaker 3: Two videos in total?
Speaker 2: One you go, okay, so two videos in total. Let's
Speaker 2: find another one extreme maneuvering of the bowing triple seven X.
Speaker 2: Sure it's just a bow and triple seven X extreme maneuvering.
Speaker 2: Let me click the next one landing in Prague LKR Right,
Speaker 2: I'll look on the right hand side. Ah, yes, what
Speaker 2: in five clicks? Sunset takeoff over Twin Towers, May two
Speaker 2: thousand and one, and now on the right all the
Speaker 2: shocking footage every absolutely like Cologies nineteen ninety nine inside
Speaker 2: the Twin Towers. How many clicks was that for? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Four or five? I think?
Speaker 2: Now? Should we test it from a cake video? You
Speaker 2: give me something, think, Mitchell, Let's do something obscure something
Speaker 2: you'd google.
Speaker 5: Airplane cake God, how.
Speaker 2: To volumeize hair.
Speaker 3: I don't need to know anything about that.
Speaker 2: Fluffy pancakes. Here we go, How to make the world's
Speaker 2: most decindite fluffy pancakes. The next video.
Speaker 5: This recipe makes the softest.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm making cheweros now click one. So you got
Speaker 2: to kind of cater it to maybe an aeroplane. How
Speaker 2: to make crispy potato chips. Next yep ooh, yep, I'm
Speaker 2: the recommended Now first Hawaiian bow and seven eight seven takeoff.
Speaker 2: I've clicked it. What does that have to do with
Speaker 2: the potato chap that's right, that's right, and we're back.
Speaker 3: Back to New York City.
Speaker 2: New York City Escape May two thousand and one, and
Speaker 2: now we're into nine eleven Mitchell, and that was from
Speaker 2: fluffy pancake recipe. The Internet needs to answer for its sins.
Speaker 3: How was that? Yeh?
Speaker 2: I just think the Internet takes it to dark places,
Speaker 2: not for kids.
Speaker 3: My TikTok used to be full of nine to eleven
Speaker 3: shit until you taught me how to reset the anger
Speaker 3: with them. I haven't seen anything for ages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was getting better again.
Speaker 3: That was my own doing. Yeah, because I had watched
Speaker 3: a few things.
Speaker 2: Oh, that TikTok algorithm is sticky, like honey, you like,
Speaker 2: you watch one video for three seconds too long and
Speaker 2: then oh my god, I'm on Duran Durian TikTok. I
Speaker 2: get Durian fruit now because I watched one for too long.
Speaker 3: Did either of you watch that? Who the fuck did
Speaker 3: I marry?
Speaker 5: Viral thing to part ten?
Speaker 3: Is that all?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh? I finished it? And now my algorithm on TikTok
Speaker 3: is full of people talking about it, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I do I want to hear.
Speaker 2: Other people talk.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's this woman reathe the tisso give the use
Speaker 3: the name. And she did a fifty part maybe more
Speaker 3: than fifty part explanation. It's cause part one, who the
Speaker 3: fuck did I marry? She was married to like a
Speaker 3: pathological liar, and it is wild. It took me all day.
Speaker 3: It's literally like listening to an audiobook because she doesn't.
Speaker 3: At the start, you're kind of like, hurry up, spit
Speaker 3: it out. Stop dwelling on the details, just spit it out.
Speaker 3: But then by the end you're like, do not skip
Speaker 3: any detail? Yeah, you want to every fucking word to.
Speaker 2: Part fifty, send me one general I'm interested.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please do. But now that my now that I
Speaker 3: finished the series, TikTok thinks that I want to hear
Speaker 3: other people talk about it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, fuck, you'll be on nine to eleven
Speaker 2: in a few days. Yeah, guys, if you want to
Speaker 2: make pancakes this weekend, just it's a slippery slope to
Speaker 2: terror you're listening to?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Got something on your mind? Hit up at a couple
Speaker 1: of Mitch's on Instagram to get yourself on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. This is your chance to be just
Speaker 2: like Mitch and I. You can haven't? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: If your own we call them? Is it just you's?
Speaker 2: You're on the show, you get a free prize DM
Speaker 2: Prize Keeper Jenna. Let's go to Warnable in Victoria, where
Speaker 2: the gorgeous Catherine joins us. Hello, Cafe Hemo, Welcome. How
Speaker 2: long have you been an idiot?
Speaker 4: Since about season two?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's been a while.
Speaker 2: Now just wait for season five when Mitch and I
Speaker 2: date briefly real good, but then season six we split.
Speaker 3: I have a feeling that she's up to date.
Speaker 2: Up to day.
Speaker 4: I am up today. I'll just finished it this morning.
Speaker 3: You're even more up to date than everyone because you're
Speaker 3: currently hearing an episode that hadn't come out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fuck, look at her go.
Speaker 2: You are ahead of the curb. What are your thoughts
Speaker 2: on Jenna? She's sick today?
Speaker 4: Oh Jenna, it's just not good enough.
Speaker 2: Do you think she's it's nice? So do you like
Speaker 2: her on the show?
Speaker 4: I love Jenna.
Speaker 1: Well, she's here, so you've.
Speaker 2: Made awful comments about her and she can hear you nice.
Speaker 2: All right, Bradley's going to count you and hit us
Speaker 2: with your region. Okay?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is vomiting in your car a lot worse of vomiting
Speaker 4: anywhere else?
Speaker 2: Oh? My word, oh god, vomiting full stop is pretty randid.
Speaker 2: I'd argue that a vomiteds a vomit.
Speaker 3: No, but it's much more convenient to be by toilets.
Speaker 2: Totally. But when did you vomit in your car? You
Speaker 2: make it out like we've all been there.
Speaker 4: So I was about ten weeks pregnant and I just
Speaker 4: left work and I sallw to fly, and I thought
Speaker 4: it was okay, and I thought I'll hold this in
Speaker 4: until I get home throughout ten minute trip home.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you knew that you were going to vomit.
Speaker 3: You kind of had a feeling that you have to
Speaker 3: hold it in.
Speaker 4: I felled it and then went away, and then it
Speaker 4: came back and I was reversing my car out as
Speaker 4: the car park at work, and it just came flying out.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh Jesus, I've never spewed when I'm
Speaker 3: the driver. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: So how did you handle it?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: I called my husband and was like, can you meet
Speaker 4: me at the front door, And he's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: not home at the moment.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: I just drove home and got out of my car
Speaker 4: and cleaned myself up and then cleaned my car up.
Speaker 2: That's got a girl. That is a that is a
Speaker 2: powerful feminist woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very tricky when you're the passenger in a car,
Speaker 3: whether it be you know, when you were getting car
Speaker 3: sick as a kid. You never know whether to flag
Speaker 3: it or not. You don't want to cause a fuss,
Speaker 3: like you might start feeling a bit queasy, and like
Speaker 3: you said, Catherine, it comes and then it passes and
Speaker 3: you're like, no, I'm fine. And then it's usually when
Speaker 3: it's like, oh fuck, it's going to be too late.
Speaker 3: That's happened to me a few years ago when I
Speaker 3: was younger and couldn't hold my liquor and I spewed
Speaker 3: an uber that wasn't good.
Speaker 2: Oh did you have to pay the fee?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 3: I can't remember. It wasn't fucking good. I couldn't afford
Speaker 3: it at the time. I was a poor UNI student
Speaker 3: and I had like an empty water bottle with me,
Speaker 3: and in a panic, I just tried to vomit into
Speaker 3: the bottle, but it just sort of splashed back all
Speaker 3: over my face. It wasn't good. And the guy just
Speaker 3: pulled over and said, I'm gonna let you make your
Speaker 3: own way home from here. Oh really, he had no concern.
Speaker 3: It was just like, get the fuck out of my car.
Speaker 2: I remember you.
Speaker 5: Were in an uber with me and we had to
Speaker 5: pull over a new spewed on the road.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't remember that, Janna. When this
Speaker 2: is after your birthday party? My birthday?
Speaker 5: What back in like twenty nineteen or something?
Speaker 2: Shit, yeah, from my what house? We're in Glee?
Speaker 5: No, it was at that Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 3: What ye are you more?
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had a birthday to Mexican party. Yes,
Speaker 2: you did my party at a Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 5: Yes, it was twenty eighteen, twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: Yes, if Mitch can't remember, I can't remember. Are you positive?
Speaker 5: Mantina?
Speaker 2: What is it called?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where in the rocks? No, I don't believe you.
Speaker 3: You did.
Speaker 5: I forgot my ID and we.
Speaker 2: Ah, Jenna couldn't get in, and we both I spat
Speaker 2: on the back of her hand and transferred my entry
Speaker 2: with her sticker.
Speaker 3: Damn, and it worked and she got in.
Speaker 2: There were no worries. Bring your girlfriend inn it.
Speaker 3: Fuck, this is ipening that I don't even remember the event,
Speaker 3: let alone chundering on the way home.
Speaker 5: Wow, I started rating until that day.
Speaker 3: You'd have told me. If you had have told me
Speaker 3: that that happened when we first met in like twenty sixteen,
Speaker 3: I would have believed you. But twenty nineteenth to old.
Speaker 2: Eighteen, I think it was still straight at that point.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Wow, Well you know Catherine more Yeah.
Speaker 3: Mitchell bringing it up, Catherine, And no worries.
Speaker 2: I've never spewed in a car, you know what, This
Speaker 2: is just an interesting fact about me. Vomiting is like
Speaker 2: one of my biggest phobias. I hate it.
Speaker 3: You just don't do it.
Speaker 2: I have vomited like a very hair I suppress vomit.
Speaker 2: I will stay feeling sick over the act of vomiting
Speaker 2: because it triggers something in me, something about like not
Speaker 2: having control over your body.
Speaker 3: In that moment.
Speaker 2: It's just like and you look like a fucking hyena.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Catherine, thanks for your input. Hang on with it recently,
Speaker 3: are you still pregnant?
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 4: I'm twenty eight weeks.
Speaker 3: How have the morning sickness going?
Speaker 4: It just started getting better. It was more night time sickness.
Speaker 4: Well that's fucking so Usually eating my dinner would come
Speaker 4: back at me most nights. But six weeks left of
Speaker 4: work and then I'm done, so sweet.
Speaker 3: Hopefully no more yacks in that time.
Speaker 2: Totally no.
Speaker 4: No, I'm going to try and keep it down there.
Speaker 2: You be careful on any loud or sudden noises because
Speaker 2: that could induce the baby.
Speaker 3: And just remember Mitchell's a beautiful name for a boy.
Speaker 4: Well we're having a little girl, oh, Michelle, Yeah, I'll
Speaker 4: keep that one in mind to pass by my husband.
Speaker 3: Oh would he not be keen? On that.
Speaker 4: Might toss it around to maybe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's what got your breaking into the first place.
Speaker 2: It tos it around, Catherine, Thank you, damn Jenna, we'll
Speaker 2: get your price. What a little sweetheart. I'm all right,
Speaker 2: let's let's get out of here. Let's go. That's the
Speaker 2: end of the show.
Speaker 3: Hang on, don't fucking wrap us up too. So we've
Speaker 3: got to tell people what our phone number rips. Oh,
Speaker 3: of course, so you can get on the show just
Speaker 3: like Catherine. She sent it the text on this number.
Speaker 2: Oh far too till nine four e two zero two.
Speaker 3: For two to nine. It is it?
Speaker 2: Now we can go. We've ticked all the boxes. Yes,
Speaker 2: thanks for listening. Five stars on Spotify, Lee little comment.
Speaker 2: If you see the comment box you can write a comment.
Speaker 2: What should we make the question this week? I don't
Speaker 2: know how many clicks for you to get to nine
Speaker 2: to eleven. Everyone, do it on your algorithm and let
Speaker 2: me know.
Speaker 3: Have you chunned it in the car? That's probably more
Speaker 3: approaching yea, and more achievable for it more likely to
Speaker 3: have a story to go.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you do come on with then
Speaker 3: is it just me of your own? Jen and I
Speaker 3: we're revery stuck in the prize carp and as we speak,
Speaker 3: we're getting some good shit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are we going to do what we
Speaker 2: were talking about doing?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 2: Well they're currently you know, well there's pop sockets that
Speaker 2: go out, there's mugs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the thing we've I've got the pop
Speaker 3: sockets still that I had to super glue mine on
Speaker 3: to my fine. I changed this the other day, and
Speaker 3: I reckon, the sticky bit's gone a bit fucked because
Speaker 3: they're a couple of years older. We got those pop socks,
Speaker 3: so I reckon, that's why we need to get some
Speaker 3: new ship.
Speaker 2: Well, we're thinking, we're brainstorming. Don't forget my big pitch
Speaker 2: on the episode in a couple of weeks, in a
Speaker 2: couple of days, and then the souvenirs. It's been a while.
Speaker 2: See you guys. Thanks listening.
Speaker 3: I'll catch your cinity. It's faith Is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast. AFT.
Speaker 3: Welcome to eighty D brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 3: are there any photos from that so called party of
Speaker 3: yours toury because I'm really confused.
Speaker 2: Let me google my birthday twenty when Jenna twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm mortified, but also it is somewhat redeeming
Speaker 3: that we pulled over in time.
Speaker 2: Yes, where do we pull over?
Speaker 5: Somewhere in the city, in the city, I don't know where.
Speaker 5: Sharing an with you, I'm staying over at your house?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the one in Valmain or something Concord. Yeah? No,
Speaker 5: what was one after that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 2: Did you sleep?
Speaker 3: He stayed over?
Speaker 2: All right? I'm looking at the rock.
Speaker 5: God you Talisha and I shared a bed.
Speaker 3: Surely we didn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, we did.
Speaker 3: Bed, the big bed.
Speaker 2: I had my own.
Speaker 3: I lived with her.
Speaker 5: It was offsets.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've got fun.
Speaker 3: I've been sleeping in Talisia's round.
Speaker 5: I'm so I was looking after you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Was this with my sisters? Were my
Speaker 2: sister's there?
Speaker 3: More than likely if it was one of your events,
Speaker 3: the whole fucking family would have been there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't remember. Yeah, I've got photos from
Speaker 2: that night. It's not with you, guys, but I'm in
Speaker 2: it ready with my sisters.
Speaker 3: I just want to have that light bulb moment where
Speaker 3: I go, oh, yes, that's what I was wearing. Doesn't help.
Speaker 2: Was that the night Jenna, I don't know, and these
Speaker 2: girls were there with Mexican hats on? Who are those two?
Speaker 3: Wasn't it your party?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know who they are.
Speaker 5: You had randoms there.
Speaker 2: I seen she got married and I think she got
Speaker 2: a bungye fixed. When was it twenty eighth or September
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen? My birthday's the thirtieth.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me look in my photo, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Why are you so worried? It's so good?
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's just a bit alarming when you don't
Speaker 3: remember shit. Yes, it could have something to do with
Speaker 3: the fact that I was clearly a little bit pissed, correct,
Speaker 3: But also you would think I would remember everything that
Speaker 3: happened in the Leader, like the part where I was sober.
Speaker 3: I just, oh my god, what a photo that Jenna
Speaker 3: and I took that night.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mitchell's show What the fuck you look insane?
Speaker 3: No, I don't, Mitchell. That was obviously before things went
Speaker 3: a bit askew.
Speaker 2: Show me, show me. Oh my god, Jenna, you look
Speaker 2: you guys are gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Jenna looks, no fucking difference.
Speaker 2: Wow, you look the fucking same. Mit You look different.
Speaker 2: You're like twelve years old.
Speaker 3: That's the only photo I have from that night. Does
Speaker 3: it say what time it was taking? Surely at the top, No,
Speaker 3: I mean my Google photos everything gets backed up. Eight
Speaker 3: forty four pm.
Speaker 2: It was an early night.
Speaker 5: No, I think that was when we were going on
Speaker 5: the way, on the way to Elma.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it, but there.
Speaker 3: Were photos on jenn it doesn't want to hang out
Speaker 3: with many more.
Speaker 2: Jesus, you thought she just didn't like you anymore, But
Speaker 2: it's because I was correct for good reason. Fuck, she
Speaker 2: vomited all over the room.
Speaker 3: No, I think I vomited on the road.
Speaker 5: Yes, it was on the road.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just well, you were blind drunk, and it
Speaker 2: was probably a Mexican tequila.
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually I think it would have been frozen.
Speaker 3: That ringing a bell? Is it that it was ringing
Speaker 3: a bell? Because those motherfuckers were potent. And I remember
Speaker 3: getting up to go to the bathroom, you know that
Speaker 3: feeling when you sort of get up and go ooh,
Speaker 3: I'm drunkn than I thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 3: It was that the one in the rocks, sort of
Speaker 3: on the corner, oh my god, and on the way
Speaker 3: clicking it's the.
Speaker 6: Way there we were drinking from a wine bottle. Well,
Speaker 6: and we have tam right at her friend's comedy show
Speaker 6: or something.
Speaker 3: I don't remember that. Yeah, drinking from a wine bottle.
Speaker 2: Wow, do you have any decoor?
Speaker 3: Okay, I know we make jokes about me being an
Speaker 3: alcoholic now, but fuck, at least I'm not that bad anymore.
Speaker 2: Holy you in twenty eighteen, how old were you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You were little six years ago.
Speaker 3: I don't remember now.
Speaker 2: Twenty one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you kid.
Speaker 2: I would have dated you.
Speaker 3: I can make jokes about you fucking wanting to take kids.
Speaker 3: You can't know.
Speaker 2: That's not the joke. It was a twenty one said
Speaker 2: you said you were a kid? I could No, No,
Speaker 2: are you a kid? You were twenty one? I could
Speaker 2: have dated Yeah, yeah, okay, don't have to cut that.
Speaker 2: Wow there you go. Okay, stress about it.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm just glad that it's sort of coming
Speaker 3: back to me because I'm thinking, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: I believe Jenna, but also no bells me. But no,
Speaker 3: I do remember that now because every time I walked
Speaker 3: past that place, like, oh, there's a nasty memory that
Speaker 3: took place.
Speaker 2: Well, now you know, Now I know it all falls
Speaker 2: into place. Well, there you go.
Speaker 3: I'm honest, Jenna, that night, there must have been part
Speaker 3: of you, because you're not a big drinker. You're not
Speaker 3: the type to apparently walk down the street drinking straight
Speaker 3: from a wine bottle. Yeah, you're not that tiright. There
Speaker 3: must have been part of you that night that thought,
Speaker 3: fuck Mitchell has a problem. No, not at all, but
Speaker 3: I clearly did. Now you're a bad friend for not
Speaker 3: being concerned.
Speaker 6: I do remember you getting up to go to the
Speaker 6: toilet and you took a while, so I went to
Speaker 6: check on you when you were throwing up in there,
Speaker 6: and staff member came.
Speaker 2: At the restaurant, it's not even a club, it's a
Speaker 2: Mexican family establishment for kids.
Speaker 3: But I do remember those slushies being like too easy
Speaker 3: to drink, the potent. They don't taste yeah, like you're
Speaker 3: drinking that's sweet. Yeah, it was just like a seven
Speaker 3: eleven slushy.
Speaker 2: And they're also massive. They probably have three to four
Speaker 2: standards in them. They're really big.
Speaker 3: I don't know why it's taken me this long to
Speaker 3: sort out my own habits, but I've realized that I
Speaker 3: just am always sipping on something. I've always got a
Speaker 3: drink bottle with me throughout the day. At any given point,
Speaker 3: I've got a drinkottle in my hand, always sipping on something.
Speaker 3: It must be like a fidget thing. And so I
Speaker 3: only realized too recently. I should have realized long ago
Speaker 3: that I kept accidentally drinking more than I wanted to,
Speaker 3: because I would just keep sipping on the wine and
Speaker 3: one of my friends, being lovely obviously, would be like
Speaker 3: top it up for me, and then I just kept sipping,
Speaker 3: and then I'd go, fuck me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm plastered.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've realized I have to start having the waters,
Speaker 3: which sounds like very entry level drinking level RSA. So
Speaker 3: I've only just sort of Colton, that's a mess.
Speaker 2: You need to hydrate. You know what gets out my don't.
Speaker 2: I rarely drink, but my after drink ritual is four hydrault,
Speaker 2: two penat dole, and I wake up feeling Mitchell, it'll
Speaker 2: change your life.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you could have more than one, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: If you read the back of.
Speaker 2: A hydrault, it says minimum six because it needs to
Speaker 2: also with a hydrault. If you don't, you only use
Speaker 2: two hundred meals of water. If you dilute it, it
Speaker 2: doesn't work because your body needs to absorb the high concentrate,
Speaker 2: so you need to do more tablets less water.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: I do barely any Waterbut I didn't know you could
Speaker 3: do more than one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do four.
Speaker 3: That's exciting news.
Speaker 2: I think you'll do it four tablets too, neurophon. You
Speaker 2: wake up feeling and you actually feel amazing the next day.
Speaker 2: It's such a good hack. Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I actually thought recently that perhaps I've become immune to
Speaker 3: hydrault because I would have one before bed, and that
Speaker 3: used to do the trick. But these days it doesn't.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck? I had a hydra light? Well,
Speaker 3: have I got a headache?
Speaker 2: For the international listeners?
Speaker 5: Hydraulight is probably American or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably you reckon. It's just like electrolyte or whatever.
Speaker 3: I ah right, Yeah, anyway, it's been a very confronting
Speaker 3: day for me. Thank you for exposing my filthy behavior. Jenner.
Speaker 5: That's okay. Sometimes we just have to look at Is
Speaker 5: there any.
Speaker 3: Other filthy memories you have of me that you've been
Speaker 3: sitting on. We should do a Jenet's fable, But it's
Speaker 3: just Mitchell's drunken antics.
Speaker 5: I don't remember anything.
Speaker 2: Else, Jenna, do you have any experiences? Sorry, just by
Speaker 2: so you know, someone at age twelve to an adult
Speaker 2: can have up to twenty in one day, forty in
Speaker 2: one day. But the intake in the first six hours
Speaker 2: they recommend is a minimum of twelve and a maximum
Speaker 2: of twenty. No takeing the first twelve hours twelve to twenty. Yes,
Speaker 2: if you're under twelve months you can have up to
Speaker 2: four or maximum ten in a day.
Speaker 3: That seems fucked. I'm telling you trying to drum up sales,
Speaker 3: aren't they That's working.
Speaker 2: I'm the fucking face of hydrauli. Do you have any
Speaker 2: negative memories of me like this? Jenna?
Speaker 5: Negative memory?
Speaker 2: Well memory, clearly that has traumatized you. Mitchell vomiting. Do
Speaker 2: you have any memories similar to about me?
Speaker 5: No, because you barely drink.
Speaker 3: I've got stories about Jenna similar to mine, but definitely
Speaker 3: not as embarrassing as mine.
Speaker 2: Well, there was that one Radio Awards where I was
Speaker 2: vomiting so heavily into the cubicle toilets, and then someone
Speaker 2: came in to help me, and it was Brendan Jonesy Jones,
Speaker 2: and he tried to pick me up and I vomited
Speaker 2: on him and he jumped back and I got it
Speaker 2: all over his tie and he went, this is Calvin Klehin. Wow,
Speaker 2: I got his tie? Well?
Speaker 5: What about one time Nat Penfold, who I hate and.
Speaker 2: That's been on this show, co hosted this show, your
Speaker 2: mortal enemy how every owner? Yes? Yeah, of course we
Speaker 2: championed and created her.
Speaker 5: Yes, Jonesy, she drove Joan home from the Christmas party
Speaker 5: a few years ago.
Speaker 2: That's funny, You're like threw.
Speaker 5: Up all over her new car.
Speaker 2: He threw up in her new car.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Did you know what? Hearing all these stories, Hearing all
Speaker 3: these stories about your radio awards and even the embarrassing
Speaker 3: one about my history. Hearing all these stories, I'm actually
Speaker 3: finding them a bit reassuring, because I'm like, God, it's
Speaker 3: been a long time since I've had a night like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 3: I must I must be getting better in terms of
Speaker 3: like not handling my liquor. I mean, like just not
Speaker 3: drinking as much, being a bit more sensible about it,
Speaker 3: and knowing my limits as well. I've noticed, actually reassuring.
Speaker 2: I've noticed that going out with you, it's less. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I could drink less.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fu canal. That's so embarrassing the thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought of that night with you.
Speaker 3: You were young.
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't overthink it. It's all good.
Speaker 3: I'm not overthinking it. It's fun.
Speaker 2: There was one hour in Christmas party where I got
Speaker 2: so drunk I would have been twenty or twenty one,
Speaker 2: and I fell asleep in the cubicle at Marquee, and
Speaker 2: then Casey Donovan was trying to get in because she
Speaker 2: was the guest performer, and they're like being on the door,
Speaker 2: and you know, when you're drunk, can you hallucinate? Be here?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Open the door? Was Casey Donovan jo
Speaker 2: I need to get her into a shit. No, I'm
Speaker 2: not sorry, but I fell asleep on the toilet for
Speaker 2: probably a good half an hour.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, remember that time at Stonewalls asleep? I
Speaker 6: fell asleep on the pole.
Speaker 2: Oh damn it.
Speaker 3: That was That was the story I was going to
Speaker 3: use against you. Now that you've taken ownership of it,
Speaker 3: it's less embarrassing. She's in power, She's she's brought power
Speaker 3: back into it. Yeah, we got kicked out of Stone
Speaker 3: Wall because I think the security guy knew that we
Speaker 3: were all there as a group and Jenna. Obviously it
Speaker 3: had one too many Long Island ice spreeze, which basically
Speaker 3: one too many is one one that's all you need.
Speaker 3: Those things pack a fucking punch. They do, they do,
Speaker 3: and so Jenna might have just been feeling a little
Speaker 3: bit woozy and she's sort of like laid against the
Speaker 3: wall with her eyes closed. But we're still do still dancing. Yes, cute,
Speaker 3: and then they were just like, I think she's got
Speaker 3: to go home. So we all got kicked out. But
Speaker 3: that wasn't one where I'm like, oh, how embarrassing for her.
Speaker 3: I was like, fair enough, Yeah, it's a big night
Speaker 3: for Jenna.
Speaker 5: I went out and we went to a porto.
Speaker 3: I have no doubt. So I have no memory, but
Speaker 3: I have no doubt.
Speaker 2: I've been to a porto six times in my life,
Speaker 2: and five of those six has been with Mitchell on
Speaker 2: Stone Walls. It's his ritual. You're out with Mitchell on
Speaker 2: Oxford Street, we end up in a porto getting chicken strips,
Speaker 2: of course, and I'm not knocking it. I fucking love it.
Speaker 3: It's everyone's tradition.
Speaker 2: I went out with my radio show, my night show team,
Speaker 2: and three of us are queer and one is gay,
Speaker 2: is straight, and we were walking to the bar. He's like,
Speaker 2: I've never been to with the Imperial. Might well take
Speaker 2: you to the Imperial. I like the Imperial, and we
Speaker 2: line up. I get in, my executive producer Grace gets in.
Speaker 2: Alex gets in. He's gay, and then we kind of
Speaker 2: get him and I'm like, oh, where where's Michael. He's
Speaker 2: standing at the door, and he goes, well, this is
Speaker 2: it for me, guys. They didn't let me. He was
Speaker 2: stone cold sober, but he was so anxious about going
Speaker 2: to a gay bar that he stammered and started when
Speaker 2: they asked him where he's been. Have you been here before?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, no.
Speaker 2: But he didn't want to sound homophobic, so they thought
Speaker 2: he was on something.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to be like as if yes exactly, So.
Speaker 2: They went, You're not coming in. That's it for me, guys,
Speaker 2: I'll get a train home.
Speaker 3: Steck like, that's the shit I know.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 3: He would have been secretly quite relieved.
Speaker 2: Well, we all thought we probably should go with Michael,
Speaker 2: and then we all heard sophiell as Bexter. So we
Speaker 2: left and forget put him in a number, right, shall
Speaker 2: we go?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to get out of here,
Speaker 3: we can only she.
Speaker 2: Will be back in a couple of days, so don't worry.
Speaker 3: Sure, Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 3: least two percent better today. That's all just two percent,
Speaker 3: so we do.
Speaker 2: I saw some bitch running past me and Cronella with
Speaker 2: a T shirt that said, hope today makes you feel
Speaker 2: one percent better?
Speaker 3: Really, I thought.
Speaker 2: I tried to turn around and chase him. She was
Speaker 2: faster than me, and I wanted to get the brand
Speaker 2: of the shirt so he could sue them. We didn't
Speaker 2: invent that, na, but we made it famous. You know,
Speaker 2: someone made the crow nut before the crow nut was famous.
Speaker 5: He's got a point.
Speaker 2: I don't know where that analogy came from.
Speaker 3: Neither do I.
Speaker 2: Hell, well, so we do. We'll see you guys in
Speaker 2: a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Bat to their idiots, love your baby?
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