WEBVTT - MINI: Britt's CalamariGate 🐙

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't get embarrassed easily, guys. You guys know that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I had the most embarrassing moment on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I went out to a party, which I also don't

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<v Speaker 2>do often.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>I told Laura the story. She knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch, you don't know it, but you are actually there.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was at this party of a mutual friend

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<v Speaker 2>of ours, Mish, on Saturday night and it was packed,

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<v Speaker 2>like it was this beautiful outdoor venue in Sydney, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was a beautiful night and there were probably like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, seventy people on this deck, and there

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<v Speaker 2>was champagne flowing, there was wine, there were like marga readers,

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<v Speaker 2>and then there was some finger food. And now Mitch

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<v Speaker 2>and I had turned up late to the party because

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<v Speaker 2>traffic was bad. We hadn't eaten dinner, and we were

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely famished. And I was like, it's fine, We're going

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<v Speaker 2>to get to the party and there's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>finger food.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll eat that.

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<v Speaker 2>And in my head I was like, I'll just smash

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<v Speaker 2>the finger food because fingerfood at these lush places is

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<v Speaker 2>always really elite.

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<v Speaker 3>You always have to be at the front so that

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<v Speaker 3>you can get the finger food when it comes out,

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<v Speaker 3>because you want to be at the back otherwise it

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<v Speaker 3>grows people by the time it gets to you.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was packed venue, like we were all in

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<v Speaker 4>there like Sardine's. There was not much room to move around.

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<v Speaker 4>We're all shoulder to shoulder.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I was making sure I was keeping my eyes

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<v Speaker 2>like on the entrance for when the fingerfood came out,

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<v Speaker 2>because you know how you want to lock it in

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<v Speaker 2>the eye, contacting with the waitress like.

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<v Speaker 1>You want it.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to give that eye like you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love some kind of thing come this way. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>finally the food started to come out, and I saw

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<v Speaker 2>the waitress come out with a plate in her hand

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<v Speaker 2>and she sort of had it lifted a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>because it was so full, like.

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<v Speaker 1>She couldn't get us through the people.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'd made eye contact with her and like sort

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<v Speaker 2>of like did the big eye thing kind of thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and then waved it down a little bit. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 2>eyes though not hands. I didn't waver her, just the eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>so she knew. She knew. Anyway, she was making her

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<v Speaker 2>way through the crowd and not many people were eating.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, brilliant, it's still going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>full plate when she gets to me, and as she

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<v Speaker 2>was walking past me, I saw that it was salt

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<v Speaker 2>and pepperkalamari and I was like, oh, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I reached out grabbed a bit and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you started to eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>She gave me this, like not a very friendly look,

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<v Speaker 2>and I turned around, and this is where I think

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<v Speaker 2>you saw me. I turned around to Mitch and the

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<v Speaker 2>others and I was like, wow, I was really rude.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like what And I said, well, she must have

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<v Speaker 2>heard that I thanked her because it was too loud,

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<v Speaker 2>and she just gave me a really funny look and

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<v Speaker 2>walked off.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't even offer you a serviette or anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, and I probably if she didn't

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<v Speaker 2>run away, I probably would have had another one, like

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<v Speaker 2>I would have had a few. But she scurried off

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<v Speaker 2>too quickly, and I was like, that's so rude. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I turn around and I see her over on

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<v Speaker 2>the other side of the room and she wasn't a waitress.

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<v Speaker 1>She was sitting down eating the plate of saltn powper

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<v Speaker 1>calamari that she had purchased for herself. At the bistro.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally stole a random stranger's food from their plate

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<v Speaker 2>that they had just bought. And she didn't even work there.

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<v Speaker 3>But this was your opportunity to go up and say

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<v Speaker 3>to her and be like, I'm so sorry because she

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<v Speaker 3>knew you took it. You knew you took it, like

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<v Speaker 3>you all knew that situation. You so like, I feel

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<v Speaker 3>as though you should have gone up to that point

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<v Speaker 3>and being like, oh my god, I'm so sorry that

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<v Speaker 3>was completely missed.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh and what did you do? Brut I left

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<v Speaker 1>the party. If she did, she just stubbled down.

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<v Speaker 4>You came up to grab my arm stead we're doing

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<v Speaker 4>one dance and we're going and I drove her home.

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<v Speaker 1>What one dance?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys just had one dance together? Sound like you

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<v Speaker 1>out a waltz and then you got out of there

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<v Speaker 1>as a dance.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, we need to go immediately. I was mortified.

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<v Speaker 2>I did look at her across the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Did your mouth I'm so sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>No I didn't have to the mortification in my eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you, there are some things that words can't say,

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<v Speaker 2>and words are not needed, and this moment, my eyes

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<v Speaker 2>said at all.

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<v Speaker 1>And she knew.

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<v Speaker 4>She thinks she knew who you were as well, because.

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<v Speaker 1>I I hope she does not know.

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<v Speaker 2>But but I know that she knew what had happened

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<v Speaker 2>because I wouldn't. People don't just steal their food and

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<v Speaker 2>the way I like popped into my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, she mustn't know anyway, I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so hungry. Can I have some more? She just

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<v Speaker 1>keeps walking like rude.

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<v Speaker 4>Naomi's on thirteen one six five, Naomi, Hi, did this

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<v Speaker 4>happen to you as well?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it has happened to me before, but I was

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<v Speaker 5>the other receiver of the end. So I was doing

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<v Speaker 5>my shopping the other day and I was about halfway

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<v Speaker 5>done when somebody stole my trolley.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, they just started walking around the shops with your

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<v Speaker 3>trolley it was full.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I was about halfway done when I was turned

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<v Speaker 5>around to go get my cucumbers and turned back around,

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<v Speaker 5>my trolley was gone. How far was it halfway done?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just imagining someone walking past looking at your trolley

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<v Speaker 3>and being like, that's all about the stuff I need.

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<v Speaker 1>She saves me fifteen minutes a day.

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<v Speaker 4>I can shed some light on this because I've used

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<v Speaker 4>to work at Carl's. I was the star employee, and

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<v Speaker 4>we are trained. If you see a trolley that's full,

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<v Speaker 4>you identify it, you give it fifteen minutes, and if

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<v Speaker 4>it's still there fifteen minutes later, you there's someone's job

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<v Speaker 4>that is to go grab it and put it all back,

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<v Speaker 4>because they could be cold stock, they could be meat

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<v Speaker 4>that's all perishable.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a fact so serious? She just is getting

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<v Speaker 1>a cucumber.

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<v Speaker 2>She wasn't at the cucumber arena for fifteen minutes. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>did you go back down the aisles and investigate this?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you find the culprit that was pushing your trolley?

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<v Speaker 5>I literally turned around for thirty seconds and it was gone.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I was standing there like full on Travolter

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<v Speaker 5>out of pulp fiction, just so confused. Second, did you

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<v Speaker 5>find it?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go looking for?

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<v Speaker 5>I stop seeing the lady leg it down the other

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<v Speaker 5>end of the shop, So I think she realized, But

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<v Speaker 5>she didn't just committed.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait did she don't?

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<v Speaker 5>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>She committed and she took the trolley?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, what did she purchase it?

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<v Speaker 4>You on a punk show where their cameras rolling, Literally I.

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<v Speaker 5>Had to do the awkward thing where you like go

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<v Speaker 5>outside the shopping center, grab another trolley, restart it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's not a thing to do that all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look see you you've inconvenient.

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<v Speaker 6>I have a very It's also a very humiliating story

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<v Speaker 6>to share, brit But look, I think it's very relatable

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<v Speaker 6>and it has to do with what are your options

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<v Speaker 6>when you find yourself in a public toilet and there

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<v Speaker 6>is no toilet paper?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say we've spoken about you on this

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<v Speaker 1>shown guys.

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<v Speaker 3>As a parent, I spend so much time in the

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<v Speaker 3>public toilets.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not funny. How was you guys weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>What does some public on the public toilets? Let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you about the toilets at the beach, the toilets

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<v Speaker 1>at the park. It's a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Laura's got a new public toilet to discuss announcements.

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<v Speaker 1>P t A on the pickup. We got it.