Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I don't get embarrassed easily, guys. You guys know that.
Speaker 2: But I had the most embarrassing moment on the weekend.
Speaker 2: I went out to a party, which I also don't
Speaker 2: do often.
Speaker 3: Laura.
Speaker 1: I told Laura the story. She knows.
Speaker 2: Mitch, you don't know it, but you are actually there.
Speaker 2: So I was at this party of a mutual friend
Speaker 2: of ours, Mish, on Saturday night and it was packed,
Speaker 2: like it was this beautiful outdoor venue in Sydney, and
Speaker 2: it was a beautiful night and there were probably like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, seventy people on this deck, and there
Speaker 2: was champagne flowing, there was wine, there were like marga readers,
Speaker 2: and then there was some finger food. And now Mitch
Speaker 2: and I had turned up late to the party because
Speaker 2: traffic was bad. We hadn't eaten dinner, and we were
Speaker 2: absolutely famished. And I was like, it's fine, We're going
Speaker 2: to get to the party and there's going to be
Speaker 2: finger food.
Speaker 1: I'll eat that.
Speaker 2: And in my head I was like, I'll just smash
Speaker 2: the finger food because fingerfood at these lush places is
Speaker 2: always really elite.
Speaker 3: You always have to be at the front so that
Speaker 3: you can get the finger food when it comes out,
Speaker 3: because you want to be at the back otherwise it
Speaker 3: grows people by the time it gets to you.
Speaker 4: And it was packed venue, like we were all in
Speaker 4: there like Sardine's. There was not much room to move around.
Speaker 4: We're all shoulder to shoulder.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was making sure I was keeping my eyes
Speaker 2: like on the entrance for when the fingerfood came out,
Speaker 2: because you know how you want to lock it in
Speaker 2: the eye, contacting with the waitress like.
Speaker 1: You want it.
Speaker 2: You want to give that eye like you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd love some kind of thing come this way. So anyway,
Speaker 2: finally the food started to come out, and I saw
Speaker 2: the waitress come out with a plate in her hand
Speaker 2: and she sort of had it lifted a little bit
Speaker 2: because it was so full, like.
Speaker 1: She couldn't get us through the people.
Speaker 2: And I'd made eye contact with her and like sort
Speaker 2: of like did the big eye thing kind of thing,
Speaker 2: and then waved it down a little bit. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: eyes though not hands. I didn't waver her, just the eyes,
Speaker 2: so she knew. She knew. Anyway, she was making her
Speaker 2: way through the crowd and not many people were eating.
Speaker 2: I was like, brilliant, it's still going to be a
Speaker 2: full plate when she gets to me, and as she
Speaker 2: was walking past me, I saw that it was salt
Speaker 2: and pepperkalamari and I was like, oh, I love it.
Speaker 1: So I reached out grabbed a bit and I was like,
Speaker 1: thank you started to eat it.
Speaker 2: She gave me this, like not a very friendly look,
Speaker 2: and I turned around, and this is where I think
Speaker 2: you saw me. I turned around to Mitch and the
Speaker 2: others and I was like, wow, I was really rude.
Speaker 2: They're like what And I said, well, she must have
Speaker 2: heard that I thanked her because it was too loud,
Speaker 2: and she just gave me a really funny look and
Speaker 2: walked off.
Speaker 1: She didn't even offer you a serviette or anything else.
Speaker 1: She knows nothing.
Speaker 2: And I was like, and I probably if she didn't
Speaker 2: run away, I probably would have had another one, like
Speaker 2: I would have had a few. But she scurried off
Speaker 2: too quickly, and I was like, that's so rude. And
Speaker 2: then I turn around and I see her over on
Speaker 2: the other side of the room and she wasn't a waitress.
Speaker 1: She was sitting down eating the plate of saltn powper
Speaker 1: calamari that she had purchased for herself. At the bistro.
Speaker 1: So I know at this point.
Speaker 2: I literally stole a random stranger's food from their plate
Speaker 2: that they had just bought. And she didn't even work there.
Speaker 3: But this was your opportunity to go up and say
Speaker 3: to her and be like, I'm so sorry because she
Speaker 3: knew you took it. You knew you took it, like
Speaker 3: you all knew that situation. You so like, I feel
Speaker 3: as though you should have gone up to that point
Speaker 3: and being like, oh my god, I'm so sorry that
Speaker 3: was completely missed.
Speaker 1: And oh and what did you do? Brut I left
Speaker 1: the party. If she did, she just stubbled down.
Speaker 4: You came up to grab my arm stead we're doing
Speaker 4: one dance and we're going and I drove her home.
Speaker 1: What one dance?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: You guys just had one dance together? Sound like you
Speaker 1: out a waltz and then you got out of there
Speaker 1: as a dance.
Speaker 2: I was like, we need to go immediately. I was mortified.
Speaker 2: I did look at her across the room.
Speaker 1: Did your mouth I'm so sorry?
Speaker 2: No I didn't have to the mortification in my eyes,
Speaker 2: Like you, there are some things that words can't say,
Speaker 2: and words are not needed, and this moment, my eyes
Speaker 2: said at all.
Speaker 1: And she knew.
Speaker 4: She thinks she knew who you were as well, because.
Speaker 1: I I hope she does not know.
Speaker 2: But but I know that she knew what had happened
Speaker 2: because I wouldn't. People don't just steal their food and
Speaker 2: the way I like popped into my mouth.
Speaker 1: And I was like, she mustn't know anyway, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so hungry. Can I have some more? She just
Speaker 1: keeps walking like rude.
Speaker 4: Naomi's on thirteen one six five, Naomi, Hi, did this
Speaker 4: happen to you as well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it has happened to me before, but I was
Speaker 5: the other receiver of the end. So I was doing
Speaker 5: my shopping the other day and I was about halfway
Speaker 5: done when somebody stole my trolley.
Speaker 3: Wait, they just started walking around the shops with your
Speaker 3: trolley it was full.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I was about halfway done when I was turned
Speaker 5: around to go get my cucumbers and turned back around,
Speaker 5: my trolley was gone. How far was it halfway done?
Speaker 3: I'm just imagining someone walking past looking at your trolley
Speaker 3: and being like, that's all about the stuff I need.
Speaker 1: She saves me fifteen minutes a day.
Speaker 4: I can shed some light on this because I've used
Speaker 4: to work at Carl's. I was the star employee, and
Speaker 4: we are trained. If you see a trolley that's full,
Speaker 4: you identify it, you give it fifteen minutes, and if
Speaker 4: it's still there fifteen minutes later, you there's someone's job
Speaker 4: that is to go grab it and put it all back,
Speaker 4: because they could be cold stock, they could be meat
Speaker 4: that's all perishable.
Speaker 1: You got a fact so serious? She just is getting
Speaker 1: a cucumber.
Speaker 2: She wasn't at the cucumber arena for fifteen minutes. Wait,
Speaker 2: did you go back down the aisles and investigate this?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Did you find the culprit that was pushing your trolley?
Speaker 5: I literally turned around for thirty seconds and it was gone.
Speaker 5: And then I was standing there like full on Travolter
Speaker 5: out of pulp fiction, just so confused. Second, did you
Speaker 5: find it?
Speaker 1: Did you go looking for?
Speaker 5: I stop seeing the lady leg it down the other
Speaker 5: end of the shop, So I think she realized, But
Speaker 5: she didn't just committed.
Speaker 1: Wait did she don't?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 1: She committed and she took the trolley?
Speaker 6: Yes, what did she purchase it?
Speaker 4: You on a punk show where their cameras rolling, Literally I.
Speaker 5: Had to do the awkward thing where you like go
Speaker 5: outside the shopping center, grab another trolley, restart it.
Speaker 3: Like that's not a thing to do that all right?
Speaker 1: Well, look see you you've inconvenient.
Speaker 6: I have a very It's also a very humiliating story
Speaker 6: to share, brit But look, I think it's very relatable
Speaker 6: and it has to do with what are your options
Speaker 6: when you find yourself in a public toilet and there
Speaker 6: is no toilet paper?
Speaker 1: Can I just say we've spoken about you on this
Speaker 1: shown guys.
Speaker 3: As a parent, I spend so much time in the
Speaker 3: public toilets.
Speaker 1: It's not funny. How was you guys weekend?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What does some public on the public toilets? Let me
Speaker 1: tell you about the toilets at the beach, the toilets
Speaker 1: at the park. It's a lot.
Speaker 4: Laura's got a new public toilet to discuss announcements.
Speaker 1: P t A on the pickup. We got it.