WEBVTT - Ep 111: Liam's house flooded 0:00:00.670 --> 0:00:04.880 Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two 0:00:04.940 --> 0:00:10.200 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast. 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:15.530 Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners. 0:00:15.710 --> 0:00:18.550 They're both married. So please don't slide into their DMs. 0:00:18.770 --> 0:00:21.190 Their names are Ben and Liam. 0:00:21.790 --> 0:00:23.470 G'day there, Podcaster. 0:00:23.489 --> 0:00:26.820 Yeah, good to be back in the saddle. Of course, 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:32.640 you will hear hand-selected highlights from the program. Most things 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:33.420 in today, I think. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:34.220 It was pretty fun. 0:00:34.620 --> 0:00:34.779 Yeah? 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:35.379 Yeah. 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:37.400 Got a little bit of, you know, I'm not even 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:38.520 going to say, because you'll just say you're. 0:00:38.420 --> 0:00:39.050 Saving it for later. 0:00:39.100 --> 0:00:39.970 Bit of yoga on my beard? 0:00:40.330 --> 0:00:40.530 Yeah. 0:00:41.050 --> 0:00:42.250 Yeah, bit of yoga on your beard. Have I got 0:00:42.270 --> 0:00:42.729 hungry later? 0:00:43.970 --> 0:00:44.629 Yeah, yeah. 0:00:44.670 --> 0:00:48.510 So that's, oh, it's, it's, I normally, Bell's the one 0:00:48.530 --> 0:00:49.930 who takes the fall and goes, oh, he goes to yoga. 0:00:50.370 --> 0:00:50.980 It is now gone. 0:00:51.170 --> 0:00:52.910 Thank you for wiping that. Normally, he'll keep it there 0:00:53.010 --> 0:00:55.270 out of defiance. I meant for it to be there. 0:00:57.030 --> 0:00:58.770 But thank you for respecting me enough to remove the 0:00:58.810 --> 0:01:00.370 yogurt that was present. 0:01:00.510 --> 0:01:01.910 Hey, no one wants to be doing a show with 0:01:01.970 --> 0:01:03.510 a man with a bit of yogurt in his beard. 0:01:03.850 --> 0:01:05.110 No, that is not what people want. 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:06.679 Well, enjoy. 0:01:07.580 --> 0:01:10.320 Look, I think there's lots to catch up on. Obviously, 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:11.800 we haven't seen each other for a couple of weeks, 0:01:11.819 --> 0:01:14.310 so I'm sure there's tons of little Story some off-air 0:01:14.350 --> 0:01:17.660 pieces as well. So lots to catch up on at 0:01:17.690 --> 0:01:22.360 the end, but enjoy the show. Yes, Liam, we are back. 0:01:22.660 --> 0:01:26.020 Now, I do like to imagine people swerving off the 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:27.080 roads when I say that. 0:01:28.260 --> 0:01:29.380 What? 0:01:29.620 --> 0:01:30.000 What? 0:01:30.060 --> 0:01:32.020 What do you mean you're back? You've been on the 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:33.919 last couple of weeks like normal, right? 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:34.860 No. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:35.560 Best ofs. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:39.240 Best ofs. Little trick we keep up our sleeves. Not live. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:43.230 When we feel like having two weeks off. But we, 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:46.160 unlike other magicians, we do reveal our tricks. 0:01:46.670 --> 0:01:46.810 Okay. 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.640 Also, it's not like Liam and I are campaigning to 0:01:49.660 --> 0:01:53.680 the company we want to have holidays. It's contractual. 0:01:53.740 --> 0:01:57.640 If you flick around the dial, everyone calls truce. You know, 0:01:57.660 --> 0:02:01.620 there's that really nice Christmas movie when they're in the trenches. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.320 I don't know if you've seen this. It's Christmas Eve. 0:02:04.540 --> 0:02:04.680 Yep. 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:06.800 And they stop shooting each other. This is in World 0:02:06.820 --> 0:02:08.660 War II. And they play a game of football. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.000 Yeah. In No Man's Land. 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:10.160 Yeah. 0:02:10.510 --> 0:02:12.980 That's basically what we do with, like, Bernie Vince and 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:14.660 stuff over the last, like, couple of weeks. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:18.560 It's us, Marcus Schuto, Bernie Vince. Loz, we're all there. 0:02:18.580 --> 0:02:20.299 We're all kicking the ball around. Yeah. 0:02:20.340 --> 0:02:21.340 But war again. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:23.440 We're back in the trenches. We're shooting each other. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.120 We want a bump in cumulative share. 0:02:27.990 --> 0:02:29.350 We need a real big bump. 0:02:29.430 --> 0:02:31.510 Not to mention TSL, okay? 0:02:31.550 --> 0:02:32.350 Time spent listening. 0:02:32.389 --> 0:02:34.130 Maybe I'm talking too much radio lingo. 0:02:34.389 --> 0:02:37.340 It doesn't matter. We're back. A little peek behind the curtain. 0:02:37.370 --> 0:02:39.010 We have been away for the last two weeks. So 0:02:39.050 --> 0:02:41.670 that means at this time every single morning, we haven't 0:02:41.730 --> 0:02:45.050 been doing the 610 quiz. But things are back to 0:02:45.130 --> 0:02:47.350 normal now. So if you want to play the 610 quiz, 0:02:47.350 --> 0:02:52.620 131065 is our number. You give us a buzz right now. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.220 If you win the quiz, you are walking away with 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.380 tickets to go see Harry Potter live. 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:01.210 Good morning to Nathan Jander, a platinum member in the 0:03:01.250 --> 0:03:02.810 Ben and Liam loyalty program. 0:03:02.830 --> 0:03:03.350 How you doing, mate? 0:03:03.590 --> 0:03:04.190 Good morning, boys. 0:03:04.410 --> 0:03:04.869 Welcome back. 0:03:05.210 --> 0:03:07.590 Good to be back, my friend. Well, I don't know 0:03:07.630 --> 0:03:09.710 if you heard, we've got these tickets to see Harry 0:03:09.730 --> 0:03:12.410 Potter with the Adelaide Symphony Orchestra. Can you tell us 0:03:12.470 --> 0:03:14.540 what the name of someone in Harry Potter is who 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:15.980 doesn't have magic powers? 0:03:16.980 --> 0:03:17.640 They are a muggle. 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:21.410 They are. I mean, double points. What is it if 0:03:21.450 --> 0:03:24.139 their parent is one's like a witch or a wizard 0:03:24.220 --> 0:03:25.600 and the other is a muggle? 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:27.180 They're half blood. 0:03:28.460 --> 0:03:28.580 Ooh. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.799 Yes. I was looking for the derogatory term. 0:03:30.980 --> 0:03:32.149 Mud blood, I'm assuming. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:35.050 That's it. Filthy term. Filthy term. 0:03:35.610 --> 0:03:36.730 I shouldn't have even said it on air. 0:03:36.750 --> 0:03:40.010 You probably shouldn't have. I think that's against the codes. Well, 0:03:40.070 --> 0:03:41.120 well done, Nathan. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:42.700 Next one. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:47.220 A scary masked man has shut down the Edwardstown Bunnings yesterday. 0:03:47.260 --> 0:03:48.470 Have you seen the video of it? 0:03:48.900 --> 0:03:49.640 I have, yeah. 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:51.650 Horrifying. Late at night as well. 0:03:51.710 --> 0:03:54.589 Yeah, because the mask is not like a, you know, 0:03:54.670 --> 0:03:57.650 obviously a balaclava. If someone's wearing a balaclava, that's quite scary. 0:03:58.020 --> 0:04:00.820 But it's traditionally scary. This mask looks like something out 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:01.500 of a horror movie. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:03.650 And it's too early for Halloween. I know it is 0:04:03.890 --> 0:04:08.010 tis the month, but it's too early. So according to Bunnings, 0:04:08.250 --> 0:04:09.350 they'll beat it by how much? 0:04:09.350 --> 0:04:10.730 10%. 0:04:10.730 --> 0:04:14.590 That's right. Hamish Blake and Max Gorn are cycling up 0:04:14.630 --> 0:04:18.880 Wollonga Hill 40 times at the moment. What footy team 0:04:19.100 --> 0:04:20.060 does Max play for? 0:04:21.170 --> 0:04:24.050 At Melbourne, Melbourne Football Club. He does. Excellent. 0:04:24.070 --> 0:04:25.650 Well, I don't know if you've seen this, but Sky 0:04:25.690 --> 0:04:29.510 City has put Adelaide Casino up for sale. And we've 0:04:29.529 --> 0:04:33.990 got a roulette wheel in here. So black, red, dealer's choice. 0:04:34.990 --> 0:04:38.030 If it lands on black, you're out. If it lands 0:04:38.089 --> 0:04:39.630 on red, we don't even do the last question and 0:04:39.650 --> 0:04:40.770 you win now. How does that sound? 0:04:41.410 --> 0:04:42.169 That sounds good to me. 0:04:42.270 --> 0:04:45.350 Okay, so just to clarify, if it lands on red, 0:04:46.529 --> 0:04:47.170 we continue? 0:04:47.190 --> 0:04:47.260 Yep. 0:04:47.630 --> 0:04:48.830 No, no, you just win. We're not even going to 0:04:48.850 --> 0:04:49.430 do the last question. 0:04:49.450 --> 0:04:52.410 Okay, so you land on red, jackpot, you win. Game's done, jackpot. 0:04:52.490 --> 0:04:53.529 Nathan, you're walking away with the tickets. 0:04:53.550 --> 0:04:54.969 If it's black, you're going home. 0:04:54.990 --> 0:04:56.250 I like my odds. 0:04:56.270 --> 0:04:57.089 I'm feeling lucky. 0:04:58.290 --> 0:04:58.830 All right. 0:04:59.890 --> 0:05:00.530 Here we go. 0:05:04.510 --> 0:05:05.700 Round and round she goes. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.720 Where she stops, nobody knows. 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:09.400 That's only a good spin. 0:05:09.420 --> 0:05:18.659 It was a big spin. It's red! Winner, winner, chicken dinner. 0:05:18.740 --> 0:05:22.000 Unfortunately, we're not doing the 10 chickens anymore, though. So 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:27.420 you are off to see Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2. 0:05:27.420 --> 0:05:30.900 On the big screen with the Adelaide Symphony Orchestra live. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:34.400 Tickets at aso.com.au. Nathan, well done, mate. Clean sweep. 0:05:35.180 --> 0:05:35.800 Thank you very much. 0:05:38.150 --> 0:05:41.020 On Friday, Ben, I was just having one of those days. 0:05:41.420 --> 0:05:42.820 It's just one of those days! 0:05:43.100 --> 0:05:46.240 So we've been renovating for the last three months. You know, 0:05:46.260 --> 0:05:48.940 I've been showering at work. That's been pretty well documented. 0:05:48.990 --> 0:05:51.650 We've been doing shower karaoke. Every morning I'll have my 0:05:51.690 --> 0:05:55.630 shower here at work and, you know, we'll sing some songs. 0:05:55.670 --> 0:05:56.610 People have to pick what I'm singing. 0:05:56.690 --> 0:05:58.420 It's why Liam started smoking because he's on the job 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.280 site so much. That's it. 0:06:00.300 --> 0:06:02.760 You know, obviously, site manager is a new sort of gig, 0:06:02.779 --> 0:06:04.860 so you're drinking a lot of iced coffee, a lot 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:05.480 of Winnie Blues. 0:06:05.500 --> 0:06:07.240 Yeah, if you don't smell like cigarette smoke, they don't 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:08.140 respect you. No. 0:06:08.700 --> 0:06:13.950 But look, the renovations have gone really well, and everything 0:06:14.050 --> 0:06:18.169 was done Friday. Very last thing to go in, the curtains. 0:06:20.410 --> 0:06:22.410 So, like, literally everything finished. 0:06:23.490 --> 0:06:25.130 New floorboards, new walls, everything. 0:06:26.029 --> 0:06:26.169 And. 0:06:27.700 --> 0:06:30.450 Sarah and I were out for breakfast on Friday, and 0:06:30.470 --> 0:06:33.210 I get a call from the curtain man. Where's your 0:06:33.230 --> 0:06:33.550 water mains? 0:06:33.570 --> 0:06:34.190 Where's your water mains? 0:06:34.210 --> 0:06:34.950 Where's your water mains? 0:06:35.510 --> 0:06:35.690 Oh, no. 0:06:36.529 --> 0:06:40.450 I told him where they were. He said they weren't there. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:44.120 I said, trust me, they're there. I know it's my house. 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:45.620 I can tell you where they are. He said he's 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:49.140 looked there. They're not there. I said, knock on the 0:06:49.180 --> 0:06:53.550 neighbor's door. He'll show you if he's home. He did that. 0:06:53.730 --> 0:06:55.470 Where was your water man? In the front yard? Yeah, 0:06:55.550 --> 0:06:57.550 front yard. It's a very small place. That's where it 0:06:57.570 --> 0:06:58.610 would be. Yeah, exactly. 0:06:58.650 --> 0:06:59.429 Yeah, front yard. 0:06:59.450 --> 0:07:01.770 And it's a very small front yard. Yeah, I've seen it. 0:07:01.790 --> 0:07:03.730 It's like a meter by meter. It's like very, I 0:07:03.770 --> 0:07:05.430 live in a very small place. Literally, yeah. 0:07:05.650 --> 0:07:10.230 Yeah. So I rushed home. I parked like right out 0:07:10.270 --> 0:07:14.340 the front of my house, rushed in. This is the 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:17.440 last thing. This is the very last thing, the curtains. 0:07:17.820 --> 0:07:20.160 And he's just drilled through to put the bracket in 0:07:20.180 --> 0:07:23.150 right into the water mains, which goes up to the 0:07:23.210 --> 0:07:26.190 second story. Whole front room. 0:07:26.210 --> 0:07:27.870 That's a disaster. Flooded. 0:07:27.890 --> 0:07:31.930 The ceiling is sort of like bowing in a little bit. 0:07:32.270 --> 0:07:35.310 The front room is where all my vinyl records are. 0:07:35.830 --> 0:07:36.890 The Triple J. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.980 Framed thing that we were given when we left the 0:07:41.020 --> 0:07:41.880 station years ago the. 0:07:41.870 --> 0:07:44.410 Thing we own together we share it every three years 0:07:44.450 --> 0:07:46.530 we swap it my framed Liverpool kit my framed is 0:07:46.550 --> 0:07:51.190 it okay everything was in water huh dude are the 0:07:51.210 --> 0:07:54.420 signatures okay because it's signed it's my house it's signed 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:55.900 by 52 artists. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:56.820 Yeah I know I know it was everyone who did 0:07:56.860 --> 0:07:59.140 like a version that year is it alright. 0:07:58.820 --> 0:08:00.380 It I think it'll recover. 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:02.340 No, no. 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:03.960 So I've rushed in. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.560 Can we just focus more on my ass right now, buddy? 0:08:06.700 --> 0:08:07.120 Okay. 0:08:07.220 --> 0:08:09.920 I know this, the shared frame, all my prized possessions. 0:08:10.900 --> 0:08:13.100 So I've run in there freaking out. 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:14.100 The first thing the. 0:08:14.060 --> 0:08:16.620 Guy says is, why the F is there a pipe there? 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:18.580 Not sorry. He's like, why the F is there a 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:18.920 pipe there? 0:08:18.940 --> 0:08:19.980 I was like, I don't know. I thought that was 0:08:20.020 --> 0:08:22.080 your job to check those sort of things. 0:08:22.100 --> 0:08:22.460 Yeah. 0:08:22.700 --> 0:08:25.550 So I literally was lifting the Wi-Fi router out of 0:08:25.610 --> 0:08:29.990 a pool of water. And then I'm running around the house. Luckily, 0:08:30.010 --> 0:08:33.530 I had all my vinyls in plastic sheets. And I'm 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:36.239 taking all the frames, everything out to higher ground, up 0:08:36.260 --> 0:08:40.240 the stairs, and then getting towels, and I'm getting brooms, 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:41.640 and I'm sweeping. 0:08:41.660 --> 0:08:43.380 All the water out. On the brand new floorboards. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:47.360 This is brand new floorboards. The walls, the paint's dripping 0:08:47.780 --> 0:08:51.270 from the walls and the ceiling. Brand new. 0:08:52.730 --> 0:08:53.490 And then. 0:08:53.670 --> 0:08:54.990 That's a disaster. 0:08:55.290 --> 0:08:56.109 And then. 0:08:58.130 --> 0:09:01.680 Because I'm rushing around trying to pull the water out 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:05.140 of my house that's been renovated the last three months. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.070 This is the last thing. 0:09:06.090 --> 0:09:09.390 This is the last thing to be done. I walk outside. 0:09:10.670 --> 0:09:13.069 I've got $ 150 for mine! 0:09:13.090 --> 0:09:14.569 It's just one of those days! 0:09:14.670 --> 0:09:18.610 I'm parking in front of my own house! That's ridiculous. 0:09:18.670 --> 0:09:19.830 The wrong way, yes. 0:09:20.030 --> 0:09:21.530 I was against traffic. 0:09:21.570 --> 0:09:24.490 I was the wrong way. However, my house was flooding 0:09:24.510 --> 0:09:27.550 at the time. So I didn't really care about where 0:09:27.580 --> 0:09:29.030 I was parking. I was just trying to get in 0:09:29.050 --> 0:09:30.400 there to stop the water. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:35.480 So does the person who ruined your house have... Yeah, 0:09:35.500 --> 0:09:36.440 they've got insurance. 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:39.920 They've got insurance. I'm sure it's fine. It's just going 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.100 to be a lengthy process. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.600 So now that all has to be repaired. 0:09:42.940 --> 0:09:46.220 Now, I don't know if the flooring's all going to 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.240 have to cut, like, the whole house. 0:09:47.300 --> 0:09:49.170 Like, it's just, do you know what I mean? Like, 0:09:49.179 --> 0:09:50.589 you know, some people will be like, sick, insurance, I 0:09:50.610 --> 0:09:52.990 get new floors. I just had the floors in. Like, 0:09:53.030 --> 0:09:54.850 we've been waiting to be like, finally, everything's done. 0:09:54.890 --> 0:09:55.670 Now it's just. 0:09:58.059 --> 0:10:00.900 Like structurally it'll be okay because it's just water and 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.200 it wasn't there for too long but like the gyprock 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:07.339 might have to crumble it'll crumble away where the floorboards 0:10:07.380 --> 0:10:12.969 might be warped did you get the curtains up He 0:10:12.990 --> 0:10:14.970 has to come back. 0:10:15.030 --> 0:10:15.590 He has to come back. 0:10:15.650 --> 0:10:17.850 He has to come back. Yeah. Hopefully he doesn't listen 0:10:17.870 --> 0:10:18.230 to this. 0:10:19.530 --> 0:10:21.750 But I think he gets. It's pretty annoying. 0:10:21.870 --> 0:10:24.080 Yeah. 0:10:24.429 --> 0:10:29.540 Look, if you've had... It's just one of those days! 131065. 0:10:29.620 --> 0:10:31.500 Maybe your house flooded and then you got a little 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:36.000 parking fine on the top of that. And it's normally like, 0:10:36.179 --> 0:10:38.920 and then this happened as well. It just keeps getting worse. 0:10:39.700 --> 0:10:41.900 I don't think my day compares to yours, Len, because 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:45.970 that sounds horrible. But over the weekend, I got some 0:10:45.990 --> 0:10:49.130 property up in Mount Pleasant. And I went there with 0:10:49.170 --> 0:10:51.130 my dad. He wanted to help me. We're going to 0:10:51.170 --> 0:10:52.840 drill some holes around the place to see if there's 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.260 any rock where we wanted to put the shed. He 0:10:55.280 --> 0:11:00.119 brought his drill machine and wouldn't start. Couldn't get the 0:11:00.140 --> 0:11:02.560 thing started. And you guys, this thing always starts. First pull, 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.209 wouldn't start. That's all right, whatever. Not that important. Then 0:11:05.250 --> 0:11:08.170 we went to the shed. I just bought a new 0:11:08.390 --> 0:11:12.130 Rylon lawnmower. Dad wanted to check it out. Wouldn't start. 0:11:12.350 --> 0:11:16.830 Couldn't get the lawnmower to start. And then the main 0:11:16.890 --> 0:11:18.850 reason we were there is because I bought a Bobcat 0:11:18.870 --> 0:11:20.189 a while ago and I wanted to move it on 0:11:20.210 --> 0:11:21.890 because I'm kind of done with it for now. And 0:11:21.910 --> 0:11:24.210 so I was selling this Bobcat and I'd organized someone 0:11:24.230 --> 0:11:26.460 to come and get it. They called me and said, oh, 0:11:26.620 --> 0:11:28.010 tow truck canceled. Can't get it anymore. 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:32.100 Yeah, as you said, not comparable, but still a bit 0:11:32.140 --> 0:11:32.720 of a stinker. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.540 My old man actually told me, because he was there 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.740 when all this was happening, he said, he's retired now, 0:11:36.780 --> 0:11:38.280 but he said, I used to have a rule when 0:11:38.300 --> 0:11:42.070 I was working where if one thing, so for example, 0:11:42.090 --> 0:11:45.189 he used to do construction work, and so he said, like, 0:11:45.230 --> 0:11:47.130 for example, I'd go out, the truck would have a 0:11:47.130 --> 0:11:49.970 flat tyre, okay, I'll fix that, I'll fix the tyre. 0:11:49.990 --> 0:11:53.430 He said if one more bad thing happened, he said 0:11:53.450 --> 0:11:55.589 he'd go home and just say it's one of those days. 0:11:55.610 --> 0:11:55.770 Yeah. 0:11:56.620 --> 0:11:57.849 And you know what? 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.030 Maybe that comes from experience. 0:12:00.750 --> 0:12:01.530 It's just one of those days. 0:12:01.550 --> 0:12:03.750 I don't want a workplace accident or something, bad things 0:12:03.790 --> 0:12:04.430 coming through. 0:12:04.750 --> 0:12:06.429 It's just one of those days. Let's just call it. 0:12:06.550 --> 0:12:06.950 I'm done. 0:12:07.570 --> 0:12:07.950 I like that. 0:12:07.970 --> 0:12:08.600 I'm not going to fight it. 0:12:08.910 --> 0:12:11.150 Maybe if we have two phoners in a row where 0:12:11.190 --> 0:12:12.650 no one calls, we go, we're going home. 0:12:12.670 --> 0:12:14.819 Do you know what I mean? Like a bit of 0:12:15.860 --> 0:12:19.020 a radio, just one of those days. Yeah. Natalie in 0:12:19.059 --> 0:12:22.280 Jepscross joins us now. Just one of those days. What 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:22.579 was it? 0:12:23.540 --> 0:12:24.830 Oh, hello, guys. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:26.250 How are you? 0:12:26.410 --> 0:12:29.329 Good, Matt. 0:12:29.850 --> 0:12:33.550 My dog was quite sick, so I took him to 0:12:33.570 --> 0:12:37.670 the vet and didn't end up bringing him home. And 0:12:37.710 --> 0:12:40.480 then on the way home from the vet, I actually 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:43.679 got into a car accident and ripped off my car. 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:45.640 It's just one of those days. 0:12:45.820 --> 0:12:48.560 That's way worse than mine. I'm so sorry about that. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:49.240 That's horrible. 0:12:49.260 --> 0:12:50.420 That's okay. 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:51.160 When was this? 0:12:52.179 --> 0:12:53.420 About three months ago. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.040 Oh, that's still pretty fresh. 0:12:55.590 --> 0:12:56.370 Yeah. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.130 Very fresh to be calling a radio station. Was everyone 0:12:59.170 --> 0:13:01.270 okay in the car, Prang? Was it like a write-off? 0:13:01.290 --> 0:13:03.929 Yeah, everything's fine. The car's a write-off, but that can 0:13:03.950 --> 0:13:04.570 be replaced. 0:13:05.590 --> 0:13:06.590 That's just. 0:13:07.570 --> 0:13:08.150 Wow. 0:13:08.890 --> 0:13:09.210 Yeah. 0:13:09.350 --> 0:13:11.700 Well, Nat, how would you like to go to the 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:12.920 movies on us? 0:13:13.980 --> 0:13:14.859 Oh, I'd love that. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.240 Thank you. You're very welcome. You got yourself a couple 0:13:17.260 --> 0:13:19.760 of tickets to go to the social network. 0:13:20.710 --> 0:13:21.069 Thank you. 0:13:21.130 --> 0:13:23.850 Social Reckoning, I believe. The Social Network came out about 0:13:24.010 --> 0:13:28.590 seven years ago. So unless Ben's built you a time machine. 0:13:28.610 --> 0:13:32.580 So I've just speed read it. It's the companion movie 0:13:33.700 --> 0:13:35.040 to The Social Network. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:35.320 Yes. 0:13:35.580 --> 0:13:36.400 This is a different. 0:13:36.460 --> 0:13:37.180 The Social Reckoning. 0:13:37.220 --> 0:13:38.880 This is The Social Reckoning, I think, of, you know, when, 0:13:40.020 --> 0:13:42.180 you know, Zark and stuff were in front of the board. 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:43.679 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:44.400 Hearing, yeah. 0:13:44.460 --> 0:13:45.860 Well, now, I hope you enjoy it. You have a 0:13:45.860 --> 0:13:46.599 great day, okay? 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:47.380 You too. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:47.520 Bye. 0:13:47.980 --> 0:13:48.400 All the best. 0:13:48.540 --> 0:13:49.000 Wonderful. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:49.719 Thanks. 0:13:50.170 --> 0:13:52.589 I mean, that's hard to beat, Karen in Salisbury. Do 0:13:52.610 --> 0:13:54.130 you think you had a worse day? 0:13:55.070 --> 0:13:57.250 Oh, hi, guys. I reckon I got that popped. 0:13:57.650 --> 0:13:58.089 Oh, really? 0:13:58.790 --> 0:14:00.510 Yeah, let me set the scene. It was a week 0:14:00.550 --> 0:14:03.770 before Christmas, and I had one of my work colleagues 0:14:04.030 --> 0:14:06.510 pass away, so I was at a funeral. Oh, wow. 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.680 So there was that. And then when I got home, 0:14:09.700 --> 0:14:13.120 I just walked in the door, and my partner of 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.980 16 years had already packed his car and said, see 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.860 you later, and never came back. 0:14:21.210 --> 0:14:22.990 No, Karen. 0:14:23.700 --> 0:14:24.030 Oh, yes. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.140 And my mum was sitting on the lounge as well, 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:29.060 so she watched him pack his car. Pack his car 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:30.800 and said, I'm done, and walked out. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:37.070 So that was my day. How would you like to 0:14:37.110 --> 0:14:38.630 go to the Social Reckoning movie? 0:14:40.250 --> 0:14:40.930 That'd be great. 0:14:41.990 --> 0:14:44.410 It's all better. Karen, you got yourself two tickets. 0:14:45.010 --> 0:14:46.730 Thank you so much, guys. Have a great day. 0:14:46.750 --> 0:14:49.750 No worries, see you. Something feels strange about people, you know, 0:14:49.790 --> 0:14:51.540 pouring their hearts out and then getting tickets. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:53.740 And playing Limp Bizkit grabs. 0:14:54.580 --> 0:14:56.619 No, that is radio. That is actually what radio is. 0:14:56.620 --> 0:14:58.580 That's what we do. That's what we do here. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:04.900 The moths are back. If you're seeing a few moths around, 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:10.860 the population has rapidly, rapidly increased. 0:15:10.900 --> 0:15:11.420 It collapsed. 0:15:11.420 --> 0:15:17.490 99.5% died between 2017 and 2019 because of drought. But 0:15:17.630 --> 0:15:20.370 increased rainfall means there's more moths than ever. 0:15:20.550 --> 0:15:23.330 That makes so much sense because I feel like growing up, 0:15:24.210 --> 0:15:27.630 I saw moths all the time. Like those big rain moths. 0:15:28.290 --> 0:15:30.240 Oh my God, I remember this one time there was 0:15:30.270 --> 0:15:33.840 this monster, genuine monster in the house and me and 0:15:33.860 --> 0:15:36.940 my sister were freaking out, running around, screaming. We were 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:40.560 like toddlers and mum had the ice cream tub and 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:42.480 was just trying to trap it in there and then 0:15:42.780 --> 0:15:44.840 it was trapped in there until dad came home from work. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:49.239 Well, actually, that's a similar story to last night. So I, 0:15:50.830 --> 0:15:52.450 now that the moths are back, this makes a lot 0:15:52.470 --> 0:15:55.090 of sense to me. So I went into my son's, 0:15:55.170 --> 0:15:59.410 Freddie's room to tuck him into good night. And I 0:15:59.610 --> 0:16:02.500 clocked in my peripherals a big. 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:03.380 Like one of the big ones. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.160 Not one of those big rain moths, but the size 0:16:06.220 --> 0:16:08.400 down from that. So probably still the size of my palm. 0:16:08.620 --> 0:16:08.840 Yeah. 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.710 Big moth. I clocked it flying into his room. 0:16:11.730 --> 0:16:14.130 It's not an SUV, but it's a family car. 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.860 So it flew in and it went straight in the 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.940 air conditioning vent. And I thought, that's a problem. And 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.880 I kind of hoped that it would just go up 0:16:24.900 --> 0:16:28.810 the vent through the maze of channels and out the 0:16:28.830 --> 0:16:29.990 air conditioner or something like that. 0:16:30.010 --> 0:16:32.170 A bit like Bruce Willis and Nakatomi. 0:16:31.750 --> 0:16:34.630 Towers in Die Hard. And so that'll be a problem 0:16:34.810 --> 0:16:36.550 in the future, but not right now. I didn't worry 0:16:36.590 --> 0:16:39.010 about it. I tucked Freddie in goodnight, gave him a kiss. 0:16:39.750 --> 0:16:41.550 read him a book, and then I left. Half an 0:16:41.590 --> 0:16:45.680 hour later, he came screaming into my room, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, 0:16:45.700 --> 0:16:47.479 there's something in my room. 0:16:49.820 --> 0:16:51.260 And I feel like in the back of your head, 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:52.320 you knew that was going to happen. 0:16:52.340 --> 0:16:53.960 I did, yeah. You just didn't want to deal with 0:16:53.980 --> 0:16:54.900 the issue when it was there. 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:55.080 No. 0:16:55.140 --> 0:16:57.160 You can't really be like, ah, it's taking the vent off. 0:16:57.180 --> 0:16:58.760 I couldn't take the vent off, get up. Yeah, it's 0:16:58.880 --> 0:16:59.960 a whole thing. So I was like, it had to 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.250 come out. And so it came out half an hour later. 0:17:02.630 --> 0:17:05.590 He was horrified. And so I went into his room, 0:17:05.670 --> 0:17:07.250 turned the light on. This thing was going nuts. 0:17:07.270 --> 0:17:09.859 It was flying around. That's the one thing about moths. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:12.520 You put a light on, they'll. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.850 Lose their minds. I stirred it up. They live for light. 0:17:15.990 --> 0:17:18.929 They're junkies for light. So I was like, okay, I've 0:17:19.050 --> 0:17:20.750 got to get rid of this thing so that Freddy 0:17:20.770 --> 0:17:22.090 can go to sleep. So I went and got the 0:17:22.190 --> 0:17:26.600 fly swat. But moths, because it's quiet, this thing's the 0:17:26.619 --> 0:17:30.720 size of my palm, it took a couple of hits. 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:32.220 To really break it down. Really. 0:17:35.070 --> 0:17:36.170 It was a bit of effort. 0:17:36.530 --> 0:17:36.790 Yeah. 0:17:36.950 --> 0:17:37.929 I end up, I've got a good. 0:17:37.950 --> 0:17:39.409 You should have got the cricket bat. 0:17:39.450 --> 0:17:41.520 It needed it. I've got a good strike on it. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:44.040 Yeah. 0:17:44.060 --> 0:17:45.540 Like crash land. This thing was like, it was kind 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.139 of still flying, but it was losing it. And then 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.580 it was like... Pull up. Pull up. It crashed into 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:54.520 the bed. Yeah. And then I... In the bed? It 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:55.420 crashed into his bed. 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:55.500 Oh. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:59.850 And then he was like, is it dead? Is it dead? 0:17:59.910 --> 0:18:02.250 I said, no, it's not dead. It's just stunned. He said, 0:18:02.290 --> 0:18:04.150 what does stunned mean? I said, it's sleeping. It's sleeping. 0:18:04.550 --> 0:18:06.209 He said, can I touch it? I said, no, you 0:18:06.230 --> 0:18:06.909 can't touch it. 0:18:06.930 --> 0:18:09.000 At least he's not scared to touch it. 0:18:09.090 --> 0:18:09.369 No. 0:18:09.710 --> 0:18:12.129 He touched it and it started moving. And that's the 0:18:12.150 --> 0:18:15.880 other thing. When you swat a fly, if it's annoying you, 0:18:15.900 --> 0:18:17.320 you swat a fly. 0:18:17.660 --> 0:18:20.020 But when you swat a moth. If it was personal. 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:22.840 And it explodes into dust. Like it is that weird. 0:18:22.859 --> 0:18:25.960 Well, this moth was so large, again, the size of 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:28.060 my palm, it was actually quite meaty. 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:29.520 Right. 0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:32.320 It wasn't really dusty. And so I scooped it up 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:34.510 with the fly swat. Freddie said, can I touch it? 0:18:34.540 --> 0:18:37.180 I said, no. I explained to him what stunned means. 0:18:37.220 --> 0:18:40.920 I said, it's sleeping. Because he's at that age where 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:45.930 if you tell a three-year-old something's dead, that really rattles them. 0:18:46.369 --> 0:18:48.190 So I said, no, it's not dead. It's just sleeping. 0:18:48.970 --> 0:18:50.690 He said, well, let's wake it up. I said, no, 0:18:50.770 --> 0:18:53.209 let it sleep. I said, where are you going? I said, 0:18:53.230 --> 0:18:54.909 putting it outside. He said, can I come? I said, 0:18:54.930 --> 0:18:57.170 I suppose. So he followed me out. I put it 0:18:57.210 --> 0:18:59.020 in the garden. He said, let's wake it up. I said, no, 0:18:59.060 --> 0:19:01.790 let it sleep. So now in the morning, mum's going 0:19:01.810 --> 0:19:02.970 to have to go out there. 0:19:02.990 --> 0:19:05.600 Long nap. 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:08.580 He's had a busy night. He's had a fizzy, fizzy night. 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:10.720 We'll just let him rest there for a few more days. 0:19:10.740 --> 0:19:15.480 He looks a bit sore. We have got a loyalty program. 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:17.940 If you listen to the show, you're immediately in it, okay? 0:19:17.980 --> 0:19:21.740 You're a bronze member. There's silver, there's gold, there's platinum. 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:27.400 But there is another tier above platinum. That's called God Tier. 0:19:27.420 --> 0:19:27.660 God Tier. 0:19:34.790 --> 0:19:38.550 Reserved for the very top. People have made pledges to 0:19:38.570 --> 0:19:42.429 the show. People like Alison, who has her entire car 0:19:42.869 --> 0:19:46.630 wrapped in Ben and Liam show branding. Alison, it's been 0:19:46.650 --> 0:19:50.350 a couple of weeks now, even on Nightwild. you said 0:19:50.369 --> 0:19:53.330 you were getting some odd looks. What's it been like? 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:57.940 Oh, it's been hilarious. Absolutely loving it. Been chased down 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:02.800 at Christie's Beach by a lady. And then, yeah, she 0:20:02.859 --> 0:20:04.900 did a big spill. And I was like, oh, you're 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:06.780 so sweet. And then there was a lady that knocked 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:10.540 on my window. She supposedly won one of your secret stains. 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:14.300 Scared the hell out of me. And Port Elliot Bakery, yeah, 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:17.060 they thought I was there handing out prizes. I'm like, no, 0:20:17.100 --> 0:20:18.810 calm down, calm down. 0:20:18.900 --> 0:20:19.240 It's okay. 0:20:19.270 --> 0:20:20.830 No prizes here. Just me. Boobie prize. 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:21.460 Sorry. 0:20:22.230 --> 0:20:24.510 So people are expecting icy cold cans of Coke when 0:20:24.550 --> 0:20:26.190 they see the radio station car. 0:20:26.230 --> 0:20:27.150 And that's the thing. 0:20:27.190 --> 0:20:32.860 Like, weirdly now, your car looks more... like the station 0:20:32.900 --> 0:20:36.040 car than the station car. And we didn't even really check, 0:20:36.100 --> 0:20:37.899 like how many demerit points have you got? Because if 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:40.740 you're driving erratically in that thing, that's going to reflect 0:20:40.790 --> 0:20:41.730 badly on us, you know? 0:20:41.770 --> 0:20:43.590 Well, Alison, the thing is as well, clearly like Port 0:20:43.609 --> 0:20:45.970 Elliot Bakery, like you were getting around, we were looking 0:20:45.990 --> 0:20:48.830 at the DMs on the KISS socials. So many people 0:20:48.869 --> 0:20:52.970 were snapping photos of your car to try and win $ 500. 0:20:52.900 --> 0:20:58.150 You were all over Adelaide and someone, Liam... Has won $ 500. 0:20:58.020 --> 0:21:03.100 We're joined now by Hannah in Maslin Beach. Congratulations. You 0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:04.679 scored 500 for spotting the car. 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:10.450 Hannah. You there, Hannah? 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:13.050 Hmm. 0:21:13.150 --> 0:21:13.510 Okay. 0:21:13.650 --> 0:21:14.030 Okay. 0:21:14.050 --> 0:21:14.910 Maybe it was all a ploy. 0:21:14.970 --> 0:21:16.750 Maybe there was no Hannah and we're going to keep 0:21:16.770 --> 0:21:17.729 the 500 bucks for ourselves. 0:21:18.630 --> 0:21:18.889 I'm here. 0:21:18.910 --> 0:21:19.050 Hannah! 0:21:19.070 --> 0:21:23.040 Who's there? There was a bit of a delay in 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:23.540 the line. 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:25.620 Well, that's a big delay. 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:26.580 I know. 0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:29.800 I'm not sure if maybe your phone, like you hit 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:34.380 mute or something because there's delays and then there's 20 0:21:34.380 --> 0:21:35.250 seconds there. 0:21:35.310 --> 0:21:38.690 And that, you know, that... That was not a delay. But, Hannah, 0:21:38.710 --> 0:21:41.909 let's try again. You have won $ 500. Congratulations. 0:21:42.300 --> 0:21:43.260 Oh, awesome. 0:21:43.340 --> 0:21:44.560 Thank you so much. 0:21:45.020 --> 0:21:47.740 You're very welcome. So where did you spot the car? 0:21:49.140 --> 0:21:54.119 So I spotted Alison driving through from Aldinga, and I 0:21:54.180 --> 0:21:56.280 followed her all the way to Christie's Beach. 0:21:56.359 --> 0:21:56.719 Yeah. 0:21:57.460 --> 0:22:00.030 And when she got out of the car, I pounced 0:22:00.090 --> 0:22:00.290 on her. 0:22:00.990 --> 0:22:02.110 I said, I found you. 0:22:03.710 --> 0:22:06.500 That'd be horrifying for poor Alison. That is horrifying. 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:10.359 Can we just say, don't pounce on Alison, guys. 0:22:10.400 --> 0:22:13.600 She's a nice, she's a respected listener of the show. 0:22:13.619 --> 0:22:16.060 We've also given away the prize now. 0:22:16.540 --> 0:22:18.110 Now we're going to double it. 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:20.210 No, I don't think we're doing that. I don't think 0:22:20.230 --> 0:22:20.669 we're doing that. 0:22:20.730 --> 0:22:22.470 People are going to get crazy. 0:22:22.510 --> 0:22:25.750 Just friendly honks and waves to Alison on the way 0:22:25.790 --> 0:22:26.190 to work. 0:22:26.270 --> 0:22:28.570 Good on you, Hannah. Good on you, Alison. Thank you 0:22:28.609 --> 0:22:29.090 very much. 0:22:29.810 --> 0:22:31.750 Good to be back on board. We were away the 0:22:31.810 --> 0:22:37.200 last couple of weeks. You were having a staycation, working hard, 0:22:37.220 --> 0:22:38.940 picking things up from Marketplace, that sort of thing, Ben, 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:41.379 as you often do. I went on a holiday with 0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:44.860 my wife, Sarah. It was lovely. We went to French 0:22:44.900 --> 0:22:49.679 Polynesia and we stayed in an Airbnb. And we had 0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:51.830 like a message on the WhatsApp when we got there. 0:22:52.030 --> 0:22:55.030 And they said, old mother Ethel will see you and 0:22:55.250 --> 0:22:56.170 make sure you get in okay. 0:22:56.190 --> 0:22:57.030 I'm like, oh, sorry. 0:22:57.090 --> 0:23:00.020 They literally said, so it was like this person's, Mom, 0:23:00.060 --> 0:23:03.320 I suppose. But they said, old mother Ethel. 0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:05.480 Will meet you. Sounds like a nursery rhyme. 0:23:05.500 --> 0:23:07.199 It does sound like a nursery rhyme. We found that 0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:09.120 pretty funny. And it was even funnier when we met 0:23:09.340 --> 0:23:12.100 old mother Ethel, who was very, very old, to be fair. 0:23:12.600 --> 0:23:16.520 Old mother. And she was super sweet. So we were 0:23:16.540 --> 0:23:19.520 in French Polynesia. And I know this sounds dumb. I 0:23:19.540 --> 0:23:22.060 didn't realize how many French people were in French Polynesia. 0:23:22.760 --> 0:23:23.220 Makes sense. 0:23:23.380 --> 0:23:26.100 It does, but it's also like a 20-hour flight, right? 0:23:26.160 --> 0:23:28.060 It's closer for us than it is for them, but 0:23:28.100 --> 0:23:30.540 I suppose it's one of the colonies, I suppose. So 0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:33.730 there's older French people there and a lot of Polynesian 0:23:33.750 --> 0:23:39.030 people there. And this woman was an old French lady. 0:23:40.350 --> 0:23:43.930 So normally you don't really need anyone to be there 0:23:43.970 --> 0:23:48.510 for an Airbnb. It's like a lockbox situation, all pretty self-explanatory. 0:23:48.530 --> 0:23:49.629 I don't know if. 0:23:49.609 --> 0:23:52.080 This lady had had the job before. 0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:56.240 But she really wanted to make sure we knew where 0:23:56.380 --> 0:24:01.780 everything was. So we got there. Our old mother, Ethel, 0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:05.440 was waiting for us with the key. 0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:11.490 Was she motherly or ghostly? In the middle. 0:24:12.369 --> 0:24:13.590 She seemed sweet. 0:24:13.630 --> 0:24:16.859 We liked her. We liked her. Because I could imagine 0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:19.640 her being two ways, really jolly and motherly and just 0:24:19.660 --> 0:24:21.510 like really warm. And I could also imagine her being 0:24:21.530 --> 0:24:23.790 really ghostly and wispy. Is this a ghost? The Airbnb's ghost? 0:24:23.950 --> 0:24:28.710 No, no, no. She was a motherly figure. And that's 0:24:28.730 --> 0:24:30.850 why we found this sort of cute and also very funny. 0:24:30.890 --> 0:24:31.649 So when we got there, she was. 0:24:31.609 --> 0:24:35.530 Like, this is the key? Is this his lock? She 0:24:35.710 --> 0:24:38.149 opened the door. Is this who opens the door? 0:24:38.950 --> 0:24:42.260 And I'm not kidding. It went on for like 10 minutes. 0:24:42.300 --> 0:24:42.649 She was like. 0:24:42.990 --> 0:24:47.320 This is remote. This is the TV. This is the couch. 0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:48.700 And every now and then she'd break it up and go, 0:24:49.020 --> 0:24:51.619 is this okay for you? And we'd say, yes, yes, no, 0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:52.490 it's beautiful, thank you. 0:24:52.890 --> 0:24:56.180 And she'd say, this is the bathroom. this is the shower, 0:24:56.420 --> 0:25:00.609 this is the shampoo, and this is the conditioner. Is 0:25:00.630 --> 0:25:03.790 this okay for you? And we'd say, yeah, yeah, that's great, 0:25:03.830 --> 0:25:05.270 that's okay, yeah, thank you, thank you. 0:25:05.810 --> 0:25:08.230 And, like, she literally, we got to the point, we 0:25:08.260 --> 0:25:10.320 were in the kitchen, and she was opening the drawers, 0:25:10.359 --> 0:25:10.520 and I. 0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:11.240 Was like, this is for now. 0:25:11.420 --> 0:25:13.200 This is for now. 0:25:13.220 --> 0:25:13.530 This is the. 0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:20.230 It was the longest. 0:25:20.390 --> 0:25:23.730 And we were looking at each other like, this is amazing. 0:25:23.790 --> 0:25:25.230 And we were like, thank you, mother. 0:25:25.450 --> 0:25:26.369 Thank you, old mother. 0:25:26.430 --> 0:25:26.710 Yes. 0:25:28.470 --> 0:25:31.440 Are you around Jethro Sheeran, Ben? 0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:31.879 No. 0:25:32.460 --> 0:25:36.720 Ed Sheeran's cousin. So obviously, Ed's been in a lot 0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:42.020 of hot water over recent weeks. And his cousin has 0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:44.419 come out and just piled into him. He's having his 0:25:44.420 --> 0:25:48.310 15 minutes. There's been a few interviews of him. The 0:25:48.330 --> 0:25:51.670 most notable one, Piers Morgan. Whatever you think of Piers Morgan, 0:25:51.690 --> 0:25:54.830 at least he isn't afraid to really take it to people. 0:25:56.420 --> 0:25:57.300 But the first. 0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:59.919 Thing that Jethro really wants to say is, yes, he 0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.879 hates his cousin, Ed, but he. 0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:04.700 Is not jealous, OK? 0:26:04.940 --> 0:26:08.429 Tell your fans to leave me alone and stop attacking me, 0:26:08.470 --> 0:26:10.490 saying I'm jealous, because I do not want to. 0:26:10.790 --> 0:26:13.050 Have anything you have. Why should they leave you alone 0:26:13.109 --> 0:26:15.270 if you're attacking him all the time? Because there's nothing 0:26:15.290 --> 0:26:18.490 to do with them. Why doesn't he respond then? They 0:26:18.510 --> 0:26:20.320 don't like you calling him a coward. So this is 0:26:20.340 --> 0:26:21.389 Ed Sheeran's cousin. 0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:21.640 Yep. 0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:23.820 This is Ed Sheeran's actual cousin. 0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:25.100 Um. 0:26:25.650 --> 0:26:26.850 So he's saying... Did you do that, Ed Sheeran? 0:26:27.810 --> 0:26:28.780 Not really. 0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:30.020 Like, not really. 0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:34.139 But he's basically saying, look, I'm this rapper. Ed ripped 0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:38.200 me off, yeah? I'm better than him. He's used all 0:26:38.260 --> 0:26:43.020 my lyrics. Right. He's famous and I'm doing my thing still, 0:26:43.140 --> 0:26:45.520 but I'm a better artist than him. So this is 0:26:45.619 --> 0:26:46.740 him rapping a little bit. 0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:49.359 The Hennessy Shots and all these thoughts on the block. 0:26:49.380 --> 0:26:51.060 Who said you've got to be a gangster now to 0:26:51.100 --> 0:26:53.420 race to the top? He copied that. 0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:56.960 What you just did to me... is illustrate why he's 0:26:57.000 --> 0:26:58.540 a global superstar, and you're not. 0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:01.920 But he rapped exactly that. 0:27:02.540 --> 0:27:04.980 Not like that, he didn't. He did it worse. 0:27:05.770 --> 0:27:06.420 Really? Yeah. 0:27:07.210 --> 0:27:09.070 These guys are horrible. 0:27:10.850 --> 0:27:12.890 He's, yeah, he's completely delusional. 0:27:13.010 --> 0:27:15.070 You keep talking about your massive catalogue, but it's been 0:27:15.450 --> 0:27:17.600 incredibly unsuccessful by comparison. 0:27:17.859 --> 0:27:18.390 I think he's already. 0:27:18.410 --> 0:27:20.380 What, four million streams in the last 28 days? You're 0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:22.520 going to say he's worth half a billion, he does stadiums, 0:27:22.940 --> 0:27:26.840 you're worth 200... and you do small pubs or whatever. 0:27:26.859 --> 0:27:28.080 But you're not worth $ 200 million, are you? 0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:29.969 He's not worth $ 200 million, I don't think. 0:27:30.260 --> 0:27:32.800 At one point, people say, yeah, he lived in your car. Well, 0:27:32.820 --> 0:27:36.280 I had pneumonia at the time. I don't know if 0:27:36.340 --> 0:27:40.399 that has anything to do with it. But apparently, this 0:27:40.460 --> 0:27:44.100 is what Jethro is saying, apparently Jethro has some songs 0:27:44.140 --> 0:27:45.359 with some pretty big artists. 0:27:45.560 --> 0:27:48.980 I've got songs with Tupac, with Snoop Dogg, with, you know, 0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:51.820 I've got one coming out with Bob Marley. 0:27:52.140 --> 0:27:53.180 These are the type of people. 0:27:53.240 --> 0:27:54.369 Bob Dylan, Bob Marley. 0:27:54.420 --> 0:27:55.950 How have you done a song with Bob Marley? 0:27:55.970 --> 0:27:56.310 He's dead. 0:27:56.670 --> 0:27:57.950 Yeah, because that's another story. 0:27:59.550 --> 0:28:03.209 What? That's another story. That's AI, right? He's using AI 0:28:03.430 --> 0:28:05.550 to do songs with people? Probably. 0:28:05.570 --> 0:28:06.490 Probably. 0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:10.660 He's probably using AI Bob Marley to do songs with 0:28:10.780 --> 0:28:13.159 and putting it out on SoundCloud. I think that's what's happening. 0:28:13.580 --> 0:28:14.320 That's crazy. 0:28:14.460 --> 0:28:18.840 The interview... Is amazing. I was just cherry picking, but 0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:22.520 I honestly couldn't use it all because it's all chef's kiss. 0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:25.640 It's like, it's like, he's like David Brent from The Office. 0:28:25.660 --> 0:28:27.850 It's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's honestly like it's 0:28:27.930 --> 0:28:31.090 a script. But yeah, he's sort of now the, the 0:28:31.170 --> 0:28:33.969 update is Ed sort of mentioned it on stage, just 0:28:34.040 --> 0:28:35.020 in a passing comment. 0:28:36.140 --> 0:28:37.250 She's made a bit of a joke about him. 0:28:37.260 --> 0:28:39.240 She said, you might have seen my relative online. I 0:28:39.340 --> 0:28:40.920 haven't spoken to him in a very long time, is 0:28:40.940 --> 0:28:43.320 all he said. So it's not really like he's fired 0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:43.940 back at all. 0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:48.140 They're kind of like estranged cousins. I've also just... And also. 0:28:48.160 --> 0:28:49.480 To be fair, if you were... I mean, I don't 0:28:49.500 --> 0:28:52.440 know what the situation's like, but if you were a 0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:57.989 musician and your cousin is Ed Sheeran, I'm sure that 0:28:58.030 --> 0:29:01.170 would weigh on you heavily. But even though he's saying, no, no, 0:29:01.350 --> 0:29:02.310 I'm not jealous. 0:29:02.690 --> 0:29:07.150 And Ed... He's used all my lyrics. I've not seen 0:29:07.310 --> 0:29:10.580 Jethro Sheeran until this point. I've just Googled him. It's 0:29:10.620 --> 0:29:14.320 quite funny because he's a white guy. He looks a 0:29:14.340 --> 0:29:16.280 bit like John Cena. He's almost like a John Cena 0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:19.870 in the mid-2000s vibe. His Google Images has got a 0:29:19.870 --> 0:29:21.770 lot of big oversized chains on. 0:29:22.070 --> 0:29:25.030 Yes, yes. Well, he is a rapper. 0:29:26.380 --> 0:29:27.740 And you've got to have that rapper image. 0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:29.780 You've got to have that rapper image. You've got to 0:29:29.820 --> 0:29:33.980 have that hood image. Now, 131065 is the number. We're 0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:37.590 looking for a big lie that tore the family apart. 0:29:38.050 --> 0:29:40.650 The big lie that tore the family apart. Vic in 0:29:40.690 --> 0:29:42.170 Mulberry Heights, what happened? 0:29:42.590 --> 0:29:47.060 So my uncle couldn't have children. So my auntie and 0:29:47.100 --> 0:29:50.960 him used a donor. And the whole family knew. They 0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:54.510 had two kids, my cousins. And it was a big secret. 0:29:54.530 --> 0:29:56.930 It was kept from them for 35 years. And we 0:29:56.970 --> 0:29:58.490 all knew, but they had no idea. 0:29:58.530 --> 0:29:58.830 Yeah. 0:29:59.090 --> 0:30:00.969 So, you know, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's 0:30:01.110 --> 0:30:06.070 more if everyone else knows and then they don't. Like 0:30:06.070 --> 0:30:09.209 35 is pretty old to find out. Like surely once 0:30:09.230 --> 0:30:11.410 you're 18, I get it. Maybe if you're a kid, 0:30:11.450 --> 0:30:15.000 it's hard to explain, but surely once you're like teenish, 0:30:15.060 --> 0:30:18.500 you'd be able to process that information. 35 is so random. 0:30:19.260 --> 0:30:21.880 That's me finding out five years from now that my 0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:22.800 dad's not. 0:30:22.580 --> 0:30:25.160 My biological dad. You find out when you're ready. 0:30:27.070 --> 0:30:29.290 Ali joins us in a renowned park. What was the 0:30:29.330 --> 0:30:30.770 big lie that tore the family apart? 0:30:31.190 --> 0:30:34.190 So I found out on my 18th birthday that I 0:30:34.250 --> 0:30:38.730 have an unidentical twin that I'd gone to school with 0:30:38.830 --> 0:30:40.550 and they lived a suburb away. 0:30:41.290 --> 0:30:45.690 So, wow. So did you know this person? Did you 0:30:45.730 --> 0:30:47.010 know you had the same birthday? 0:30:48.060 --> 0:30:50.180 Uh, like, yeah, cause at school we're in the same class, 0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:54.720 but like we weren't really very close, but so yeah. 0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:59.520 Unidentical, I guess, uh, Because it was identical, you would 0:30:59.540 --> 0:31:01.240 know straight away. Was it a boy or a girl? 0:31:01.260 --> 0:31:03.900 You look so much like me, Cathy. It's super weird. 0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:04.900 It was a boy. 0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:05.980 It was a boy. 0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:09.750 It was a boy. I obviously am a girl. But yeah, 0:31:09.810 --> 0:31:13.590 in the same class and then on our 18th birthday, 0:31:13.630 --> 0:31:16.870 found out through my mum that actually we are unidentifiable twins. 0:31:16.950 --> 0:31:20.500 And you know how I just said, you know, 18, 0:31:20.500 --> 0:31:25.160 good age to find out. When... Your twin brother is 0:31:25.260 --> 0:31:27.940 in your class at school? 0:31:27.940 --> 0:31:28.220 18? 0:31:28.220 --> 0:31:29.500 Too late to find out. 0:31:29.700 --> 0:31:32.490 That is too. 0:31:31.610 --> 0:31:32.870 Late to find out, okay? 0:31:36.070 --> 0:31:40.390 Kiss the car. We have a Mahindra SUV to give away, 0:31:40.430 --> 0:31:43.870 a brand new one, thanks to Mahindra and Saints Shopping. 0:31:44.150 --> 0:31:50.410 So you can register right now if you would like, kiss1023. com. au. Basically, 0:31:50.430 --> 0:31:52.330 we're going to get a whole bunch of people to 0:31:52.370 --> 0:31:54.650 kiss the car, the last person to take their lips 0:31:54.890 --> 0:31:57.350 off of it. is walking away with the car. 0:31:57.910 --> 0:32:01.930 Steph in Smithfield joins us now. Now, you need a 0:32:01.950 --> 0:32:02.970 new car, is that right? 0:32:03.570 --> 0:32:06.250 Hi, Ben. Hi, Liam. Yes, I do. 0:32:06.310 --> 0:32:07.670 Mine's out the back in a ditch. 0:32:08.130 --> 0:32:09.010 It's in a ditch. 0:32:09.330 --> 0:32:11.620 Have you recently crashed it or what's the go? 0:32:11.890 --> 0:32:13.960 No, it's been out there for like nine months. 0:32:14.540 --> 0:32:15.080 Oh, right. 0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:15.660 What happened? 0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:16.400 Yeah, what happened? 0:32:16.500 --> 0:32:18.000 My ex-boyfriend happened. 0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:20.800 He should be in the ditch, but no, the car is. 0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:22.200 Oh, okay. 0:32:22.220 --> 0:32:23.380 I let him drive, silly. 0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:24.640 Oh, right. 0:32:24.740 --> 0:32:25.280 Yeah, okay. 0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:26.660 Well, don't let him kiss the car. 0:32:27.180 --> 0:32:27.640 Well, look. 0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:29.000 Clearly he can't drive. 0:32:29.060 --> 0:32:33.040 No, no, I don't think so. Well, look, make sure 0:32:33.160 --> 0:32:36.510 you get in the draw. Register right now. Kiss123. com. au. You 0:32:36.530 --> 0:32:37.570 could win a brand newie. 0:32:37.670 --> 0:32:40.310 Now, Liam, we should have known that whenever you put 0:32:40.430 --> 0:32:42.570 up a prize, and a prize as good as a 0:32:42.610 --> 0:32:45.930 brand new car... Mm-hmm. The prize mole will emerge. Anastasia. 0:32:45.950 --> 0:32:46.910 You put a little. 0:32:46.690 --> 0:32:49.110 Slice of cheese out there, the prize mole will sniff 0:32:49.150 --> 0:32:49.390 it out. 0:32:49.450 --> 0:32:52.960 Platinum listener to the show, the prize mole, aka Anastasia, 0:32:53.000 --> 0:32:55.880 joins us now. Are you going to enter Kiss the Car, Anastasia? 0:32:56.140 --> 0:32:57.640 Of course I am. 0:32:57.980 --> 0:33:00.620 That is a problem for people because I think you 0:33:00.700 --> 0:33:02.560 have what it takes to go the distance. How long 0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:06.080 do you honestly think, like honestly thinking about it, how 0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:08.920 long do you think you could keep your lips on 0:33:08.980 --> 0:33:10.990 a car for? Oh, forever. 0:33:11.170 --> 0:33:11.510 Forever. 0:33:12.380 --> 0:33:13.480 Until that car is mine. 0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:14.760 Until that car is mine. 0:33:15.310 --> 0:33:16.090 I am determined. 0:33:16.670 --> 0:33:17.950 I will hold my lips there. 0:33:17.810 --> 0:33:19.270 As long as it takes for me to walk away 0:33:19.290 --> 0:33:21.510 with that car. I caught an Uber yesterday, boys, because 0:33:21.530 --> 0:33:22.810 my car decided to have a sleep. 0:33:23.190 --> 0:33:23.670 Oh, no. 0:33:23.690 --> 0:33:24.930 It's not good. 0:33:24.990 --> 0:33:25.430 No good. 0:33:25.450 --> 0:33:25.910 It's not good. 0:33:26.090 --> 0:33:26.410 All right. 0:33:26.490 --> 0:33:30.560 Well, look, I hope people registering have a competitive streak 0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:34.800 because it's going to take a competitive edge to walk 0:33:34.860 --> 0:33:36.900 away with this thing. I like the idea of, you 0:33:36.920 --> 0:33:39.500 know how we, with the... The pop quiz, how we 0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:41.760 do like special skills. We do like mega pass or 0:33:41.780 --> 0:33:44.700 like time freeze. I like the idea of maybe I'm 0:33:44.720 --> 0:33:47.040 getting too tricky here, but I like the idea of 0:33:47.300 --> 0:33:49.000 each listener having a special skill to. 0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:51.370 Deploy at some point. Like you can deploy the tickle monster. 0:33:51.420 --> 0:33:53.690 Yeah, and you get to tickle everyone around there. 0:33:53.710 --> 0:33:55.630 You know what I mean? Or like something like that. 0:33:55.730 --> 0:33:58.850 That would be fun. We're looking to superpowers. But yeah, no, 0:33:58.910 --> 0:34:01.830 big shout out to Saints Shopping and Mahindra. If you 0:34:01.850 --> 0:34:04.800 want to win a brand new Mahindra SUV, register now. 0:34:05.030 --> 0:34:08.009 for Kiss the Car on the Kiss website. Spread the word. 0:34:08.350 --> 0:34:09.790 We're giving away a car on Kiss. 0:34:09.890 --> 0:34:12.629 Yeah, all thanks to Saints Shopping, Home Saints, Foodland, Corner 0:34:12.650 --> 0:34:14.759 of Saints and Main North Road, Salisbury Plain. 0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:18.640 Liam, I was one of the naysayers. I was one 0:34:18.660 --> 0:34:21.339 of the ones throwing tomatoes at you when you said 0:34:21.380 --> 0:34:23.859 you wanted to grow your hair out longer. It's getting 0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:28.280 pretty long. Okay, okay, okay. It's getting pretty long, mate. 0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:28.880 You liking it? 0:34:29.469 --> 0:34:32.330 I don't hate it. I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah, 0:34:32.350 --> 0:34:33.010 it's different. 0:34:33.450 --> 0:34:37.650 Yeah, I don't really do anything with it anymore. I 0:34:37.930 --> 0:34:41.040 was using hair products for a long time. I was 0:34:41.100 --> 0:34:45.040 using hair straighteners for a while there. It's just part 0:34:45.060 --> 0:34:48.080 of my past that I'm ashamed of. But now it's 0:34:48.100 --> 0:34:51.080 sort of just like a workup like this kind of operation. 0:34:51.140 --> 0:34:52.660 I've always pushed my hair to the side when I 0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.480 get out of the shower. I don't put product in 0:34:54.500 --> 0:34:56.460 my hair ever, but I just push it to the side. 0:34:56.480 --> 0:34:58.520 That's all I do. Um, and then the other day 0:34:58.560 --> 0:34:59.640 I got out of the shower and I like dried 0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:01.160 my hair and the fringe was kind of down a 0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:02.450 little bit. And I was like, I didn't mind how 0:35:02.489 --> 0:35:02.890 that looked. 0:35:02.910 --> 0:35:03.120 Right. 0:35:03.670 --> 0:35:05.570 And then I left it. And then I went downstairs 0:35:05.650 --> 0:35:07.950 and my wife, Sam was like, did you cut your hair? 0:35:08.290 --> 0:35:09.890 What did you do? Why did you do that? And 0:35:09.930 --> 0:35:11.930 she was so shocked. 0:35:12.630 --> 0:35:13.069 It's funny. 0:35:13.130 --> 0:35:14.310 I was like, no, no, no. I just dried my hair. 0:35:14.330 --> 0:35:15.879 I didn't mean for it. No, no, no. I pushed 0:35:16.400 --> 0:35:16.819 it back. 0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:18.580 You thought you would like try new things. 0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:19.560 Ah, yeah. 0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:20.719 Disgusting. 0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:21.480 Get back. 0:35:22.020 --> 0:35:25.460 It's funny. Cause I, and, uh, look, I, I, The 0:35:25.500 --> 0:35:28.300 hair that's there, I'd say it's thick. 0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:33.460 No, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. Whatever helps 0:35:33.500 --> 0:35:34.219 you sleep at night. 0:35:34.620 --> 0:35:37.390 The hairline. Seen better days. 0:35:37.660 --> 0:35:37.969 Right. 0:35:38.290 --> 0:35:39.529 Yes. 0:35:39.570 --> 0:35:43.110 Driving the Residis Benz. It's funny. Sarah and I were 0:35:43.150 --> 0:35:45.670 on this trip, and we were like, let's get some photos. 0:35:45.690 --> 0:35:48.489 Because we're doing snorkeling and stuff. Every time you're out 0:35:48.510 --> 0:35:51.380 in a boat, bad time. Bad time for a photo. 0:35:51.420 --> 0:35:54.140 Because when the wind starts coming. 0:35:53.940 --> 0:35:56.739 Back, Have you actually, because your hair is longer, have 0:35:56.760 --> 0:35:59.609 you actually styled it this morning so that, because you've 0:35:59.630 --> 0:36:00.989 got a bit of a fringe pushed to the side, 0:36:01.010 --> 0:36:03.489 but then you've got a side part covering where the 0:36:03.530 --> 0:36:04.350 hair would recede? 0:36:04.830 --> 0:36:07.529 No, honestly, I haven't really thought about it this morning. 0:36:07.570 --> 0:36:10.100 I just, yeah, if anything, I'm trying not to push 0:36:10.140 --> 0:36:11.060 it to the side as much. 0:36:11.100 --> 0:36:11.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:36:11.820 --> 0:36:12.140 Yeah. 0:36:12.710 --> 0:36:15.910 But follow for more live updates on my hairstyling, guys. 0:36:15.930 --> 0:36:17.830 I know it's what you tune in for each morning. 0:36:18.310 --> 0:36:19.990 Well, you're going for the Jacob Elordi, right? 0:36:20.260 --> 0:36:22.900 Well, yes, this is true. I did ask the barber 0:36:22.920 --> 0:36:25.360 for the Elordi, but I said, guess which celebrity I 0:36:25.400 --> 0:36:27.440 went for, and Bell buzzed through and said Jacob Elordi. 0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:30.939 So he must have done a good job. Now, Liam, 0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:37.279 I will preface this story by saying everyone is okay. Well, 0:36:37.300 --> 0:36:37.800 that's good. 0:36:37.860 --> 0:36:38.060 Yeah. 0:36:38.700 --> 0:36:43.120 So I jumped into my car with my son, Freddie, recently. Now, 0:36:43.460 --> 0:36:45.100 we live in the hills, but we live in like 0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:48.600 a very suburban suburb. So it's kind of like there's 0:36:48.620 --> 0:36:51.540 houses everywhere. It's the burbs, right? So don't think like, 0:36:51.860 --> 0:36:54.240 you know, you're in the proper country with gum trees everywhere. 0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:57.820 It's like, I live in the burbs. And as I 0:36:57.860 --> 0:37:03.160 was turning left off of my street, a kangaroo came 0:37:03.219 --> 0:37:08.050 out of like a person's driveway. Interesting. And went under 0:37:08.090 --> 0:37:08.710 my car. 0:37:08.730 --> 0:37:10.410 Right? 0:37:10.430 --> 0:37:10.870 Right. 0:37:11.660 --> 0:37:15.740 Now, when you say everyone's okay, is the kangaroo okay? 0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:16.900 The kangaroo's okay. 0:37:17.940 --> 0:37:19.230 You have a big car, so it's sort of. 0:37:19.560 --> 0:37:23.319 SUV. Yeah. And this was a decent-sized route. It all 0:37:23.340 --> 0:37:27.560 happened quite quickly, because I was turning off of my street. 0:37:27.620 --> 0:37:28.779 I was going very slow. 0:37:28.820 --> 0:37:29.890 You're not expecting it, though. 0:37:29.950 --> 0:37:35.070 I was, like, turning. Kangaroo comes out from the driveway 0:37:35.110 --> 0:37:41.530 of all places, goes under my car. Comes out the back. 0:37:41.930 --> 0:37:44.390 I obviously stopped. I had my son Freddie in the 0:37:44.410 --> 0:37:44.870 back seat. 0:37:44.890 --> 0:37:45.850 Was he freaking out? 0:37:46.290 --> 0:37:48.630 He didn't know what was going on because I stopped. 0:37:49.250 --> 0:37:52.680 I looked in my rearview mirror. The kangaroo is on 0:37:52.700 --> 0:37:56.580 its side, gets up onto its feet, looks pretty stunned. 0:37:56.600 --> 0:37:59.840 He's like looking around. I thought it was going to 0:37:59.880 --> 0:38:00.720 be bad. 0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:02.110 Yeah. 0:38:02.140 --> 0:38:05.049 The kangaroo looks around, pops away. 0:38:05.570 --> 0:38:08.060 Shakes it off. Was it a limpy hop? 0:38:08.140 --> 0:38:12.180 It was a strong hop. They're built different, aren't they? 0:38:12.480 --> 0:38:13.980 It must have been one of those, you know, the 0:38:14.020 --> 0:38:17.020 staunch ones you see popping up online that people fight 0:38:17.060 --> 0:38:17.819 them and that sort of stuff. 0:38:17.860 --> 0:38:22.130 And I couldn't believe it because... So I got out 0:38:22.170 --> 0:38:25.370 of my car and went over to be like, was 0:38:25.390 --> 0:38:26.450 that real? Did I just. 0:38:26.630 --> 0:38:27.650 Was there any damage to your car? 0:38:27.830 --> 0:38:30.790 No damage to the car whatsoever. There was a single 0:38:30.850 --> 0:38:36.240 tuft of kangaroo hair on the road. Right. And then... 0:38:36.989 --> 0:38:40.649 One of the neighbours who lived on that street, she 0:38:40.690 --> 0:38:43.370 came out and she was like, oh, my God. I 0:38:45.320 --> 0:38:47.420 was like, yeah, did you see that? She was like, yeah, 0:38:47.820 --> 0:38:52.180 that kangaroo went under your car, hopped up and hopped away. 0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:54.820 I was like, I'm so glad someone saw that because. 0:38:54.660 --> 0:38:56.940 That was crazy. It feels unbelievable. 0:38:56.960 --> 0:38:57.720 It feels unbelievable. 0:38:57.760 --> 0:38:59.739 It's like, come on, man, you just killed a kangaroo. 0:38:59.860 --> 0:39:00.840 Own up to it. 0:39:00.980 --> 0:39:03.940 She said to me, I was sitting in the front 0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:06.630 room having my morning cup of tea. She's like, I 0:39:06.730 --> 0:39:08.670 saw the kangaroo come out the driveway. I saw it 0:39:08.690 --> 0:39:10.690 go under the car. I saw it land on its feet. 0:39:10.730 --> 0:39:11.550 And I saw it hop away. 0:39:12.090 --> 0:39:13.460 That's unreal. 0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:18.500 Crazy. I want to know, 131065, did you witness a miracle? 0:39:18.860 --> 0:39:19.900 Because I thought the worst. 0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:23.589 This kangaroo was resurrected before your very eyes. 0:39:23.700 --> 0:39:26.210 As it was going under the car, I was like, 0:39:26.270 --> 0:39:26.870 this is not. 0:39:26.890 --> 0:39:28.970 That would be loud as well. 0:39:29.130 --> 0:39:30.180 And then I had to explain to my son. He said, 0:39:30.219 --> 0:39:31.759 what was that? I said, it was a kangaroo. He said, 0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:34.310 is it okay? I said, yeah, it's fine. So it 0:39:34.330 --> 0:39:35.330 could have been a disaster. 0:39:35.790 --> 0:39:36.090 Wow. 0:39:36.150 --> 0:39:41.510 Turned out to be a miracle. If you've witnessed a miracle, 131065. 0:39:43.140 --> 0:39:45.980 I mean, maybe people might get stories like, you know, 0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:47.550 I was in a coma and I worked up, something 0:39:47.570 --> 0:39:48.690 like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:39:48.930 --> 0:39:49.410 That happens. 0:39:49.610 --> 0:39:51.830 It's up to you. Hey, you decide what the miracle is. 0:39:52.510 --> 0:39:54.719 We're just here to hear it. Vicky in Mount Barker, 0:39:54.739 --> 0:39:55.339 what did you see? 0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:59.020 Hi, Ben and Liam. So I'd just gotten on my 0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:02.640 P plates and I was coming home from work. It 0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:07.080 was a really slippery, wet night. And I had a 0:40:07.100 --> 0:40:09.560 bit of a kangaroo story of my own because as 0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:11.799 I was driving, a kangaroo jumps out into the middle 0:40:11.840 --> 0:40:15.260 of the road. I slam on my brakes, but skid, 0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:18.020 and then the kangaroo hits my car, but the bonnet 0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:21.400 flings up, shields my windscreen, totally crushes the front of 0:40:21.460 --> 0:40:24.919 my car. I was totally fine, but my windscreen hadn't 0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:25.800 even been touched. 0:40:26.300 --> 0:40:29.140 That's good because that's the worst when they obviously they 0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:31.090 got quite a jump on them but they jump as 0:40:31.110 --> 0:40:32.850 you're hitting them that's when it's a problem that's when 0:40:32.890 --> 0:40:35.590 people die exactly how many roos have you hit mate 0:40:36.430 --> 0:40:38.670 I'm acting like I got a big roo bar on 0:40:38.710 --> 0:40:41.089 my yeah it's true you sound like you hit them 0:40:41.110 --> 0:40:44.069 all the time I drive a T-Roc and I don't 0:40:44.110 --> 0:40:46.990 go regional too often oh that's. 0:40:46.850 --> 0:40:49.490 The worst when that happens specifically when that happens well it. 0:40:49.350 --> 0:40:54.250 Is I'm not wrong Damien joins us now in Little 0:40:54.310 --> 0:40:56.049 Hampton you witnessed a miracle. 0:40:56.150 --> 0:40:59.830 Yes, mate. My miracle was that I got stabbed eight 0:40:59.890 --> 0:41:04.620 times and got all the vital organs, cut the main 0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:08.400 artery up to my kidney, both lungs deflated, got my 0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:12.340 heart and severed all my intestines and I had 10% 0:41:12.340 --> 0:41:14.569 chance of living and I survived it. 0:41:14.930 --> 0:41:17.509 You were stabbed eight times? 0:41:18.090 --> 0:41:18.470 Yes. 0:41:19.110 --> 0:41:22.790 Damien, that is insane. I mean, that's like, It's like 0:41:22.810 --> 0:41:25.549 the 50 Cent story about him being shot. Even then, 0:41:25.570 --> 0:41:26.710 I think that was only five. 0:41:26.790 --> 0:41:29.130 No, I think it was nine. It was nine. Okay, 0:41:29.550 --> 0:41:30.799 and we're not playing favourites. 0:41:30.820 --> 0:41:32.980 We're not playing favourites here. 0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:36.000 Damien, you're basically the 50 Cent of Little Hampton. 0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:38.620 Yeah, you don't have to get into it if you 0:41:38.660 --> 0:41:40.680 don't want to, but do you mind me asking how? 0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:42.610 That's obviously such a violent injury. 0:41:43.340 --> 0:41:44.010 Yes, yes. 0:41:44.090 --> 0:41:46.780 So I got a phone call from a mate, and 0:41:46.800 --> 0:41:50.140 my younger brother was at a party, and he had 0:41:50.620 --> 0:41:54.200 been intoxicated and passed out by the fire, and some 0:41:54.219 --> 0:41:57.520 guy was apparently booting into him. And so I went 0:41:57.540 --> 0:42:00.479 to pick him up, and then I wanted to find 0:42:00.580 --> 0:42:03.719 out who the guy was, and he heard that I 0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:05.420 was looking for him to have a talk with him 0:42:05.480 --> 0:42:07.520 after I put my brother in the car, and then 0:42:07.560 --> 0:42:09.799 he just jumped me when I was walking back down 0:42:09.820 --> 0:42:10.380 to the car. 0:42:10.920 --> 0:42:12.279 Is this guy in prison? What's the go? 0:42:13.140 --> 0:42:15.020 Yeah, he went to prison. Yes, he did. It was 0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:19.250 attempted murder because I didn't think I was going to live. 0:42:21.010 --> 0:42:24.870 And then he got off with something because he was. 0:42:25.250 --> 0:42:27.750 Yeah. Yeah, so it was. 0:42:27.969 --> 0:42:31.359 I mean, that's psychopathic. I mean, and so do you 0:42:31.390 --> 0:42:33.640 have much memory of it or did you pass out? 0:42:33.660 --> 0:42:34.580 I mean, surely you just. 0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:40.480 Yeah, I have bits and pieces of memories. It's like I, 0:42:40.700 --> 0:42:44.120 because I just held the guy down and then I said, look, 0:42:44.200 --> 0:42:45.920 don't do that to my brother. And I hopped off 0:42:45.980 --> 0:42:49.200 and some young lady that did St. John's said that 0:42:49.219 --> 0:42:51.919 you've been stabbed. And then I sort of passed out. 0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:57.460 And then I remember going into the surgery and just 0:42:57.540 --> 0:42:59.930 in and out when they took me to Adelaide. 0:43:00.610 --> 0:43:00.910 Yeah. 0:43:01.239 --> 0:43:04.549 So, yeah, and then woke up. Four days later and 0:43:04.930 --> 0:43:07.450 I had tubes and all sorts of things coming at 0:43:07.489 --> 0:43:07.990 me everywhere. 0:43:08.390 --> 0:43:09.430 Oh, my God, Damien. 0:43:09.450 --> 0:43:11.030 Fast forward to now and you call on the radio 0:43:11.050 --> 0:43:13.160 station to tell us the story. It's a hard one. 0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:14.980 I don't think we can take any calls after I 0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:18.100 was stabbed eight times and lived to tell the tale. 0:43:18.340 --> 0:43:20.120 And, Damien, the good news is, mate, you got yourself 0:43:20.140 --> 0:43:23.060 a couple of tickets to go to the Social Reckoning movie. 0:43:23.860 --> 0:43:24.339 Cool, mate. 0:43:24.460 --> 0:43:25.219 Thank you very much. 0:43:25.280 --> 0:43:30.859 No worries, mate. Lucky duck. And we are back. Liam, 0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:33.359 I think, you know, we've done this now for... over 0:43:33.390 --> 0:43:38.290 a decade. And there's kind of like this three catch-ups 0:43:38.350 --> 0:43:41.009 that we have post-holidays. Because we obviously see each other 0:43:41.050 --> 0:43:42.830 every day for the last, you know, over a decade. 0:43:43.230 --> 0:43:46.110 But then when you have a few weeks off, it 0:43:46.150 --> 0:43:48.350 is unusual. And then when you catch up, there's like, 0:43:48.989 --> 0:43:52.509 there's the radio show catch-up, where it's like pleasantries. Hey, mate, 0:43:52.550 --> 0:43:55.640 how you been? Yeah, good. Any good stories? Here's one. 0:43:55.660 --> 0:44:00.840 Kind of like radio. Then there's like the actual off-air, 0:44:01.300 --> 0:44:03.660 like there's the There's the, you and I talking with 0:44:03.700 --> 0:44:04.860 our microphones on catch-ups. 0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:05.339 Yeah. 0:44:05.460 --> 0:44:07.580 And then there's this one, there's the podcast catch-up. 0:44:07.980 --> 0:44:08.160 Yeah. 0:44:08.260 --> 0:44:09.560 Where it's kind of in between those two. 0:44:09.580 --> 0:44:12.580 It's sort of, yeah, it bleeds in the two worlds. 0:44:12.600 --> 0:44:14.390 The pace is a bit slower, which I like. 0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:15.070 Yeah. 0:44:15.630 --> 0:44:17.089 But you can talk a bit more about, you know, 0:44:17.230 --> 0:44:18.210 whatever you want to talk about. 0:44:18.230 --> 0:44:19.950 Well, I was, I mean, Berger, who does the show 0:44:20.010 --> 0:44:22.270 after us, he was, you know, talking to us just 0:44:22.310 --> 0:44:24.730 before and we're having a lovely catch-up and producer Bell 0:44:24.770 --> 0:44:27.819 came in and Very much gave us the chop-chop. She 0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:28.259 wrapped it up. 0:44:28.260 --> 0:44:31.160 Let's get this moving. I don't know why she's in 0:44:31.180 --> 0:44:31.520 such a rush today. 0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:31.940 I don't know. 0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:33.860 It was kind of nice just sharing some stories. 0:44:34.890 --> 0:44:35.640 Not on her watch. 0:44:36.090 --> 0:44:36.670 No. 0:44:36.690 --> 0:44:39.609 Do you want to bring her in? Yeah, bring her in. 0:44:40.850 --> 0:44:42.370 Find out why she's in such a rush today. 0:44:43.489 --> 0:44:44.330 Rushing around. 0:44:46.810 --> 0:44:47.469 What is she, Jackie Chan? 0:44:47.489 --> 0:44:49.660 She's in such a rush now. She's really slow coming in. 0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:50.920 What is this, Jackie Chan? 0:44:51.400 --> 0:44:52.130 Rush hour, is it? 0:44:53.350 --> 0:44:54.770 Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:44:55.110 --> 0:44:55.710 Chris Tucker? 0:44:56.370 --> 0:45:00.680 I just thought it was funny that you guys, like the, 0:45:01.960 --> 0:45:04.640 I just, you had Burjo in the studio and to me, 0:45:04.680 --> 0:45:06.580 I was like, cool, don't quickly get him in. Then 0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:07.919 I was like planning and I was like, right, there'll 0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:09.500 be a pod and that'll be done and then we'll. 0:45:09.420 --> 0:45:11.730 Be out of the studio. Catch up with Talia about 0:45:11.750 --> 0:45:13.530 the kiss the car thing that we launched on the show. 0:45:13.570 --> 0:45:14.290 Give me more present. 0:45:14.650 --> 0:45:17.650 We've got the boss here today and then we'll chat show. 0:45:17.670 --> 0:45:18.489 You're thinking too far, Ed. 0:45:18.489 --> 0:45:21.230 But then I came in and you guys, I literally 0:45:21.250 --> 0:45:22.930 thought you were doing a bit because I came in 0:45:23.260 --> 0:45:25.520 and you were, and Bejo's like to Liam. 0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:26.700 Oh, how was your break? 0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:27.399 Yeah, good. 0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:29.879 Yeah, the trip was really good. How'd you get there? 0:45:29.900 --> 0:45:32.720 And you're like, oh, well, we fly towards New Zealand. 0:45:32.739 --> 0:45:33.180 He was interested. 0:45:33.219 --> 0:45:34.770 He might want to go on the trip one day. 0:45:34.790 --> 0:45:36.109 Well, you've obviously caught a plane there. 0:45:36.630 --> 0:45:39.290 And then after that went on for five minutes, Ben 0:45:39.330 --> 0:45:41.070 was like, and how was the transit day? 0:45:41.190 --> 0:45:42.090 And I was like, oh, Ben's in. 0:45:42.070 --> 0:45:43.910 On the bit. I more meant specifically like- There was 0:45:43.930 --> 0:45:45.490 a lot of flights. Yeah, there was a lot of flights. 0:45:45.530 --> 0:45:48.259 I didn't care about the specific journey, but just overall, 0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:49.700 how was the day was what I was saying. 0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:51.900 You asking how was the transit day was all, I 0:45:52.040 --> 0:45:53.520 was like, oh, this is a bit. 0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:54.140 I see. 0:45:54.160 --> 0:45:54.270 I see. 0:45:55.070 --> 0:45:55.750 You sound so sick. 0:45:55.969 --> 0:45:56.650 What's wrong with you? 0:45:56.670 --> 0:45:57.230 You sound sick. 0:45:57.250 --> 0:45:59.529 Oh, shut up. You've got some toast brain. Have you 0:45:59.550 --> 0:46:02.950 been eating toast? The rails have been off when we 0:46:02.969 --> 0:46:04.680 haven't been here. She's been just eating toast. 0:46:04.900 --> 0:46:05.680 Binging on toast. 0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:08.569 I went to Melbourne and caught that Melbourne... flu that's 0:46:08.590 --> 0:46:11.610 going around. It was actually hell on earth. Um, but 0:46:11.650 --> 0:46:13.569 now I'm fine. This is fine compared to what it was. 0:46:13.630 --> 0:46:14.250 So it's all G. 0:46:14.790 --> 0:46:16.730 Um, I thought I was going to be, everyone over 0:46:16.770 --> 0:46:18.870 there is like, oh yeah, it goes for like two weeks. Like, 0:46:19.410 --> 0:46:22.290 like yeah, one to two weeks, like you're out dead. Um, 0:46:22.410 --> 0:46:24.330 so I was bracing and I was, I didn't actually 0:46:24.370 --> 0:46:26.450 tell you guys because I was like, I don't even 0:46:26.469 --> 0:46:29.520 want to bring it up because in case it is 0:46:29.640 --> 0:46:31.700 funny that we come back on air and I'm not well. 0:46:31.860 --> 0:46:33.660 It felt like we had a phone call for the 0:46:33.700 --> 0:46:34.640 show yesterday. 0:46:34.660 --> 0:46:35.440 Yeah. 0:46:36.130 --> 0:46:37.589 Um, thanks for booking that one in bell. 0:46:37.610 --> 0:46:38.170 Appreciate that. 0:46:38.630 --> 0:46:43.609 Um, it felt like you were soft launching your sick day, 0:46:43.670 --> 0:46:44.670 but I'm glad you came in. 0:46:44.830 --> 0:46:45.669 Appreciate that. Of course. 0:46:45.710 --> 0:46:46.070 Of course. 0:46:46.150 --> 0:46:47.629 No, I thought it was going to be really bad, 0:46:47.650 --> 0:46:50.930 but it's actually just like, it's like four out of 0:46:50.930 --> 0:46:51.330 10 now. 0:46:51.930 --> 0:46:54.430 So it's all G. Um, yeah, no, all good. 0:46:54.530 --> 0:46:57.560 But, um, everyone has been so lovely over the break 0:46:57.640 --> 0:47:00.359 in the pod squad and, um, listening to the bottom 0:47:00.400 --> 0:47:02.910 of the notes and, And getting around that and the 0:47:03.010 --> 0:47:03.610 topic tennis. 0:47:03.690 --> 0:47:05.529 I did listen to topic tennis. 0:47:05.570 --> 0:47:07.310 You got heated. I got heated. Did you listen back? 0:47:07.550 --> 0:47:10.330 I didn't listen to any of them, but I scrolled 0:47:10.370 --> 0:47:12.810 back through the doc to work out what the last 0:47:12.870 --> 0:47:15.740 number was. It was episode 110. So to put 111 0:47:15.739 --> 0:47:17.080 into the title today. And I was like, oh, yeah, 0:47:17.100 --> 0:47:18.100 that's right. We did a topic tennis. 0:47:18.580 --> 0:47:20.860 So funny. It's actually so funny. 0:47:21.180 --> 0:47:22.920 Yeah, we're going through it. About Anaconda. 0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:23.600 Yeah. 0:47:23.739 --> 0:47:27.469 No, it was Anaconda. It was the Captain Phillips episode. 0:47:28.090 --> 0:47:28.740 Yeah. 0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:31.069 It was, there was something else I was like, this 0:47:31.250 --> 0:47:33.790 is so funny. But it was, yeah, it was very good. 0:47:34.350 --> 0:47:34.890 Very good. 0:47:36.230 --> 0:47:38.730 And so you went to Melbourne, you went to Byron. Ben, 0:47:38.770 --> 0:47:40.969 you were doing a lot of marketplace. We're going to 0:47:41.010 --> 0:47:45.370 talk about you dismantling the giant, is that going to 0:47:45.390 --> 0:47:46.910 be an on-air thing or is that like a. 0:47:47.030 --> 0:47:48.950 No, not really. I mean, yeah, I went and got 0:47:49.030 --> 0:47:55.070 this spiral staircase. Which is like kind of mind-blowing. Yeah, 0:47:55.130 --> 0:47:55.569 I thought actually. 0:47:57.719 --> 0:47:58.160 You don't think? 0:47:59.469 --> 0:48:01.030 I would go, mind-blowing. 0:48:01.590 --> 0:48:04.109 That someone would go, like, I mean, like, to Ben, 0:48:04.330 --> 0:48:06.410 for him to buy the spiral staircase is one thing, 0:48:06.450 --> 0:48:08.510 but then for him by himself to go and disassemble 0:48:08.530 --> 0:48:10.739 the whole thing and take it seems like quite an 0:48:10.780 --> 0:48:12.540 undertaking for someone who's not a carpenter. 0:48:13.060 --> 0:48:13.460 True, true. 0:48:13.580 --> 0:48:17.319 Or builder or, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:19.500 It's mind-blowing to me. I wouldn't be able to do that. 0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:19.759 Yeah. 0:48:19.900 --> 0:48:20.960 Did you do it by yourself? 0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:23.130 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got one message from someone, Joel, 0:48:23.210 --> 0:48:25.210 who I thought, I guess when I read that, I 0:48:25.230 --> 0:48:28.690 was like, yeah, that's funny. Joel said, hang on, you 0:48:28.730 --> 0:48:31.830 bought a spiral staircase from marketplace. Is this what free 0:48:31.870 --> 0:48:35.160 will looks like? Yeah. It's just like, just doing what 0:48:35.180 --> 0:48:36.380 you want to do. So I was going to do that. 0:48:36.500 --> 0:48:39.480 Cause yeah, no, it was, I bought it. And then 0:48:39.520 --> 0:48:41.900 the reality of it actually setting in when I arrived 0:48:42.020 --> 0:48:43.740 to take it out was like, what am I going. 0:48:43.620 --> 0:48:46.049 To, I don't know how, yeah, I don't know how 0:48:46.090 --> 0:48:48.250 you've done that. It feels like it's something that is 0:48:48.270 --> 0:48:49.150 like a two man team. 0:48:49.270 --> 0:48:51.930 My plan was, my plan was I was going to 0:48:51.950 --> 0:48:53.450 take it out and pop it in the U and 0:48:53.489 --> 0:48:56.980 drive it, uh, home. And then, My wife, Sam, saw 0:48:57.000 --> 0:48:58.090 it and she was like, that won't fit in your ute. 0:48:58.100 --> 0:48:59.520 And I was like, hey, it'll be fine. And then 0:48:59.560 --> 0:49:00.859 I showed it to my mom and my mom was like, 0:49:00.920 --> 0:49:02.680 that's not going to fit in your ute. And I thought, oh, 0:49:02.719 --> 0:49:04.239 maybe it won't fit in my ute because now two 0:49:04.260 --> 0:49:04.739 people have said that. 0:49:04.760 --> 0:49:05.799 But it's not one piece though, is it? 0:49:05.900 --> 0:49:07.600 Well, I thought I could get it out as one piece. 0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:09.719 I don't want to have to reassemble it all again. Anyway, 0:49:09.780 --> 0:49:12.670 long story short, I got there. I realized that I 0:49:13.010 --> 0:49:14.210 couldn't take it out as one piece because it wouldn't 0:49:14.230 --> 0:49:14.710 fit out the door. 0:49:15.250 --> 0:49:15.730 Yeah, yeah. 0:49:15.770 --> 0:49:17.670 So I had to take it apart. That's what I 0:49:17.670 --> 0:49:18.190 had to do with that. 0:49:18.330 --> 0:49:20.719 Remember I showed you that big bookshelf I got? off Marketplace? 0:49:20.900 --> 0:49:21.080 Right. 0:49:21.100 --> 0:49:23.570 And that wouldn't, it's like the house is built around it. 0:49:23.660 --> 0:49:25.900 And you have to take it apart in the room. 0:49:26.180 --> 0:49:27.440 I get it. I get it when you get there 0:49:27.460 --> 0:49:28.500 and it's a bit overwhelming. 0:49:28.860 --> 0:49:29.140 Yes. 0:49:29.300 --> 0:49:30.440 When are you guys coming to pick up? Are you 0:49:30.460 --> 0:49:32.530 comparing your bookshelf to my spiral staircase? 0:49:32.620 --> 0:49:34.450 Have you seen my shelf? The light up shelf? 0:49:34.510 --> 0:49:36.589 I don't think it's as complicated as a spiral staircase. 0:49:36.610 --> 0:49:36.710 Yes. 0:49:37.260 --> 0:49:38.259 It's pretty complicated. 0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:40.000 There's about 400 pieces to the staircase. 0:49:40.610 --> 0:49:44.310 This shelf is pretty complicated. It's got light bulbs in it. 0:49:44.670 --> 0:49:45.650 It's got cabinets. 0:49:46.230 --> 0:49:49.210 It's funny because I was taking it down and beautiful staircase, 0:49:49.370 --> 0:49:52.609 like all solid timber. And I won't bore you with 0:49:52.630 --> 0:49:54.870 the actual details of how it all goes together, but 0:49:54.969 --> 0:49:57.770 it's kind of complicated and you got to almost remove 0:49:57.830 --> 0:50:01.230 it like from the top down and you take the 0:50:01.410 --> 0:50:04.670 outside off first. And then it basically... ends up just 0:50:04.710 --> 0:50:08.430 being the central column, which was the heaviest part, and 0:50:08.450 --> 0:50:10.380 then all of the steps are all connected to the 0:50:10.390 --> 0:50:11.500 central column. 0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:13.000 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was like, oh, 0:50:13.020 --> 0:50:14.580 they're connected to the central. Because I was like, how 0:50:14.620 --> 0:50:17.920 do you get, in what order do you take, The steps. 0:50:18.020 --> 0:50:19.780 I was like, if you're by yourself. 0:50:20.080 --> 0:50:21.120 You can't go bottom. 0:50:21.280 --> 0:50:23.569 I stood there for about an hour. It's confusing because 0:50:23.590 --> 0:50:25.109 you need all the bits from the top, though. 0:50:25.130 --> 0:50:25.790 Do you get what I mean? 0:50:25.810 --> 0:50:27.330 And then also, isn't this guy just going to have 0:50:27.370 --> 0:50:28.690 a freaking hole between his two? 0:50:28.890 --> 0:50:30.270 He's knocking the top story down. 0:50:30.530 --> 0:50:31.330 So there's nothing up there. 0:50:31.370 --> 0:50:32.630 Nothing up there anymore. That's what I was thinking. I 0:50:32.630 --> 0:50:33.669 was like, well, what? 0:50:34.070 --> 0:50:35.350 Was he just going to use a ladder or something 0:50:35.370 --> 0:50:36.230 to get up to his house? 0:50:36.570 --> 0:50:38.009 And so I stood there and stared at it for 0:50:38.030 --> 0:50:39.190 about an hour. I was like, how am I going 0:50:39.210 --> 0:50:41.049 to actually take it apart? And then I finally started 0:50:41.090 --> 0:50:45.040 doing it. And then the middle column, the heaviest part 0:50:45.060 --> 0:50:47.819 with all the steps on it, That was only secured 0:50:48.020 --> 0:50:50.759 by the landing at the top. That was like what 0:50:50.900 --> 0:50:53.420 held it all together. So once I, so I was 0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:57.660 by myself and they, so Bill and his wife, lovely couple, 0:50:57.719 --> 0:51:01.759 they were, they're living, it's a three-story house. And so 0:51:01.780 --> 0:51:04.010 they're knocking the top story down, the middle story staying, 0:51:04.030 --> 0:51:06.730 and they live in a unit underneath the second story. 0:51:07.390 --> 0:51:09.529 And so they were homed underneath. And then I was 0:51:09.550 --> 0:51:12.250 taking the staircase down. And then I knew that, because 0:51:12.270 --> 0:51:14.270 it was by myself, I was like, if I remove 0:51:14.390 --> 0:51:18.820 this landing, the whole thing will fall over. But then 0:51:18.840 --> 0:51:20.560 I was like, I think I'm strong enough to hold it. 0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:23.379 And then climb down the ladder and then just lay 0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:24.820 it down. That's what I thought. 0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:25.439 Wait. 0:51:25.460 --> 0:51:26.380 See, this is what I'm saying. 0:51:26.400 --> 0:51:27.960 This just feels like a job you could dial. 0:51:27.980 --> 0:51:32.600 And then as soon as I removed the top plate 0:51:32.719 --> 0:51:36.520 and it started to go, I thought, if I... hold 0:51:36.580 --> 0:51:38.140 on to this and try and fight it. It's going 0:51:38.160 --> 0:51:39.520 to bring me down with it. So I had to 0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:41.040 let it go. I had to just let it go. 0:51:41.060 --> 0:51:47.049 And it was the loudest bang I've ever heard. And 0:51:47.090 --> 0:51:50.469 then I was like, oh, shit. I was like, I 0:51:50.510 --> 0:51:52.430 thought I might have broken the floor. It was a 0:51:52.530 --> 0:51:53.469 second story. It wasn't concrete. 0:51:53.640 --> 0:51:54.800 And they're keeping that floor. 0:51:55.360 --> 0:51:57.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I think I just 0:51:57.160 --> 0:52:01.480 broke the floor. Anyway, and then after like 30 seconds, 0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:03.970 I heard Bill go, You all right, Ben? It's too long. 0:52:04.210 --> 0:52:06.529 And I said, yeah, I'm all right, Bill. And then 0:52:06.690 --> 0:52:08.450 he came up and he was like, I forgot what 0:52:08.469 --> 0:52:09.690 his wife's name is, but let's say it was Carol. 0:52:09.730 --> 0:52:13.029 He said, Carol heard a thump. Are you okay? I 0:52:13.070 --> 0:52:16.029 was like, it was louder than a thump. But no, 0:52:16.050 --> 0:52:18.000 got it out. It is home now. Thank you. It 0:52:18.020 --> 0:52:19.800 does feel like one that you should have had. 0:52:20.420 --> 0:52:22.000 Couldn't you just ask him to come up? 0:52:22.040 --> 0:52:23.610 Your brother James or. 0:52:23.620 --> 0:52:23.690 Who? 0:52:23.700 --> 0:52:23.879 Bill. 0:52:24.020 --> 0:52:25.120 Oh, Bill came up for a chat all the time, 0:52:25.160 --> 0:52:26.900 but I didn't... I don't want people around when I'm 0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:27.479 doing my thing. 0:52:27.540 --> 0:52:29.580 No, but for that bit, when you're like, this is 0:52:29.600 --> 0:52:30.700 going to be a literal timber. 0:52:30.719 --> 0:52:32.060 To be fair, if he was under it, he probably 0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:33.319 would have died. He probably would have killed Bill. 0:52:33.620 --> 0:52:34.120 That's a movie. 0:52:34.400 --> 0:52:34.900 There's three of them. 0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:37.860 I don't need people there, like, watching how I do it. 0:52:37.900 --> 0:52:38.630 I just want to do it. 0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:40.330 Oh, no, I had the same with the show. 0:52:40.370 --> 0:52:42.089 Yeah, just let me do it. I'll get it out. 0:52:42.530 --> 0:52:43.049 I get it, bro. 0:52:43.090 --> 0:52:45.729 Yeah, you get it. You guys, when are you coming 0:52:45.750 --> 0:52:46.590 to pick up your pots? 0:52:47.350 --> 0:52:48.509 Oh, I'm so excited. 0:52:48.530 --> 0:52:49.950 I thought you were going to bring it into work. 0:52:50.350 --> 0:52:51.989 No, I don't have the, no, no, it's a pick 0:52:52.070 --> 0:52:52.870 up situation. 0:52:53.300 --> 0:52:53.630 I don't want to. 0:52:53.640 --> 0:52:54.980 Actually, yeah, no, I did think you were going to 0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:55.440 bring it in. 0:52:55.460 --> 0:52:57.279 How am I going to bring in an established tree 0:52:57.300 --> 0:52:58.160 and a pot in my car? 0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:00.420 I don't know. Same way I'm going to put it 0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:02.259 somehow in my car. I don't know. Work it out. 0:53:02.300 --> 0:53:02.620 No, no. 0:53:02.660 --> 0:53:04.700 You'd need like a van or a ute or something. 0:53:04.739 --> 0:53:06.799 I'll just do what I... My car turns into a ute. 0:53:06.820 --> 0:53:09.859 You just put the roof off. That's a ute. 0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:12.419 My roof doesn't pop off, so you'll have to come... 0:53:12.010 --> 0:53:14.489 I'll help you get it in the car, but that's 0:53:14.550 --> 0:53:15.130 as far as I can take it. 0:53:15.350 --> 0:53:15.970 Are they really? 0:53:16.030 --> 0:53:22.069 Okay, so Liam, with his ever-interesting courtyard, is now getting 0:53:22.150 --> 0:53:25.530 emptied even more, and you did put in our chat 0:53:25.750 --> 0:53:26.470 a photo. 0:53:26.320 --> 0:53:27.319 Of some of the pots. This is the thing. 0:53:27.430 --> 0:53:29.080 I wanted to get rid of this shit when we 0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:31.140 moved initially, and Sarah was like, let's just bring them 0:53:31.180 --> 0:53:33.299 until we've made up our mind. I'm like, there's no 0:53:33.540 --> 0:53:35.560 space for everything. I'm telling you, let's just get rid 0:53:35.580 --> 0:53:35.920 of it now. 0:53:35.940 --> 0:53:38.140 We don't have room for a flasker in little own pots. 0:53:38.700 --> 0:53:40.180 That's it. We're going from the minimalist approach. 0:53:40.200 --> 0:53:42.060 How many times have I said this? Anyway, so what 0:53:42.100 --> 0:53:43.860 we did, of course, is we brought all the pots, 0:53:43.960 --> 0:53:45.080 and then she's like, yeah, I don't want any of them. 0:53:45.940 --> 0:53:47.120 Which I knew months ago. 0:53:47.219 --> 0:53:48.379 Are they really heavy though? 0:53:49.280 --> 0:53:49.759 I mean, it's a. 0:53:49.760 --> 0:53:51.860 Heavy pot full of soil with a tree in it, 0:53:52.140 --> 0:53:54.439 which is established and it's got dichondria hanging over the side. 0:53:54.460 --> 0:53:55.419 So yeah, it's pretty heavy. 0:53:56.000 --> 0:53:58.030 Yeah, but like if you like squat and pick it up, 0:53:58.080 --> 0:53:58.680 could you pick it up? 0:53:59.020 --> 0:54:00.800 All I'm saying is I got hard rubbish tonight. So 0:54:00.860 --> 0:54:02.750 I really want to have a good idea of what's 0:54:02.790 --> 0:54:03.750 going and what's staying. 0:54:04.250 --> 0:54:04.969 I'll take them all. 0:54:06.290 --> 0:54:07.730 Is this going to be, I'll take them all, but 0:54:07.750 --> 0:54:10.310 they'll be at my house for another month or I'll 0:54:10.350 --> 0:54:12.230 take them all? 0:54:12.290 --> 0:54:13.370 Is it raining today? 0:54:13.430 --> 0:54:14.910 I'll go on record and say, I don't want any 0:54:14.950 --> 0:54:18.529 of them. unless they're, like, put in my hands. I 0:54:18.570 --> 0:54:19.730 don't want them bad enough. I'm going to come to 0:54:19.750 --> 0:54:21.170 your house. 0:54:21.230 --> 0:54:23.569 Okay. He'll dismantle the whole spiral staircase. 0:54:23.590 --> 0:54:25.870 But he'll not come in. I just thought if you 0:54:26.910 --> 0:54:29.250 wanted them out of your house, I'll take them. 0:54:29.290 --> 0:54:29.650 Desperately. 0:54:30.010 --> 0:54:32.210 So they'll pop in your car. 0:54:32.430 --> 0:54:34.310 I can get most of the pots in my car, yeah. 0:54:34.330 --> 0:54:34.969 The small ones, yeah. 0:54:35.110 --> 0:54:35.850 Yeah. 0:54:35.890 --> 0:54:38.470 Belle wants the big ones anyway. Belle, you can take 0:54:38.489 --> 0:54:38.950 whatever you want. 0:54:39.250 --> 0:54:40.629 Well, we're going to... So this is cute. 0:54:40.870 --> 0:54:44.410 So aside from the olive trees, you said that we 0:54:44.430 --> 0:54:46.160 could have some of the fiddle leaf cutoffs as well. 0:54:46.180 --> 0:54:46.799 You might be able to. 0:54:46.840 --> 0:54:48.399 Yeah, you might be able to use the work band 0:54:48.440 --> 0:54:49.219 for the trees, maybe. 0:54:49.739 --> 0:54:50.520 I probably will. 0:54:50.860 --> 0:54:52.860 Why don't you swing that around and I'll load them 0:54:52.900 --> 0:54:54.719 into the band. That sounds like a good plan. 0:54:54.920 --> 0:54:55.680 I'll ask Talia. 0:54:55.719 --> 0:54:56.200 Take all of it. 0:54:57.120 --> 0:54:58.110 I probably... If you don't want any. 0:54:58.120 --> 0:54:58.660 No, I'm fine. 0:54:58.940 --> 0:55:00.239 I was going to say we can all have a 0:55:00.300 --> 0:55:02.359 branch of Liam's fiddle leaf and then we're all. 0:55:02.380 --> 0:55:05.450 You could both have a... Fiddle family. Fiddle spawn. 0:55:06.340 --> 0:55:11.029 The fiddles were moved... They're still substantial, the cut off. 0:55:11.070 --> 0:55:11.830 Yeah, they're cute. 0:55:11.850 --> 0:55:12.810 They started to get roots yet? 0:55:13.450 --> 0:55:13.629 No. 0:55:14.680 --> 0:55:15.260 But they're not dead? 0:55:16.140 --> 0:55:18.220 No, they're not dead. It's still, well, it's that alive, 0:55:18.320 --> 0:55:20.480 but see on that, see that one's a bit brown. 0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:23.220 They moved it from the spot, which I specifically had. 0:55:23.860 --> 0:55:26.419 So there's a, the leaves are a bit burnt in spots, but. 0:55:27.120 --> 0:55:30.660 Ben, what, like what percentage chance do they have of living? 0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:32.780 I know nothing about fiddle leaf. 0:55:34.070 --> 0:55:35.330 Like, do you have to just keep it in. 0:55:35.250 --> 0:55:37.150 A big jar? I've always thought they were quite temperamental. 0:55:37.560 --> 0:55:37.860 Yeah. 0:55:37.900 --> 0:55:39.000 Which made limbs more impressive. 0:55:39.020 --> 0:55:39.140 Yeah. 0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:40.180 It was thriving the way it was. 0:55:40.739 --> 0:55:41.089 Yeah. 0:55:41.800 --> 0:55:42.890 The fiddle whisperer. 0:55:43.680 --> 0:55:45.390 I got this swirly thing as well, Belle. 0:55:45.410 --> 0:55:46.430 That little swirl. 0:55:46.590 --> 0:55:47.950 Oh my God, the plinth. 0:55:48.190 --> 0:55:49.489 Yeah, I got a plinth, a swirly plinth. 0:55:49.510 --> 0:55:50.469 You got a swirl plinth. 0:55:50.489 --> 0:55:51.190 But these are the trees. 0:55:51.210 --> 0:55:53.450 See what I mean? They're quite large. Yeah, that's chill. 0:55:53.570 --> 0:55:54.170 That's fine. 0:55:54.730 --> 0:55:56.649 And these pots, because they're full of soil as well. 0:55:56.690 --> 0:55:57.430 They're heavy. 0:55:57.630 --> 0:55:59.230 Do you want me to give you back the pot? 0:55:59.850 --> 0:56:00.689 No, you can have the pot. 0:56:00.810 --> 0:56:02.730 Oh my God. You got the pot, the soil, the tree, 0:56:02.750 --> 0:56:03.430 the whole dang deal. 0:56:03.450 --> 0:56:04.750 That is a fancy pot. 0:56:05.550 --> 0:56:06.649 If you're happy to. 0:56:08.260 --> 0:56:10.610 Bring the van, I'll get the trees out to that. 0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:11.760 Hell yeah. 0:56:12.090 --> 0:56:12.450 All right. 0:56:12.760 --> 0:56:13.609 So you just let me know when. 0:56:13.730 --> 0:56:15.150 If I can't, I might have to put them in 0:56:15.190 --> 0:56:16.529 my back seat with the roof off. 0:56:17.410 --> 0:56:18.989 I don't think it'll make that, but. 0:56:19.290 --> 0:56:20.020 You mean it won't make it? 0:56:20.310 --> 0:56:21.089 Yeah, what are you talking about? 0:56:21.110 --> 0:56:24.049 When you're driving with a tree hanging out the top 0:56:24.070 --> 0:56:24.610 of your car. 0:56:24.630 --> 0:56:25.330 That's fine. 0:56:27.370 --> 0:56:27.770 Sorry. 0:56:27.790 --> 0:56:28.250 I don't know. 0:56:28.310 --> 0:56:29.170 It'll blow, but it's fine. 0:56:30.430 --> 0:56:31.230 Yeah, yeah, she'll be right. 0:56:31.370 --> 0:56:34.130 Trees can handle a bit of wind. 0:56:34.250 --> 0:56:37.569 I need you guys on logistics. I'm purely on. 0:56:37.610 --> 0:56:39.450 I'm not doing any logistics. I just thought you were 0:56:39.489 --> 0:56:41.549 saying you wanted him out of your courtyard. So I 0:56:41.570 --> 0:56:42.700 thought you were going to pop in your car and 0:56:42.719 --> 0:56:44.040 bring him here. I'll get him out of your way. 0:56:44.140 --> 0:56:46.020 I was under that impression too. 0:56:46.660 --> 0:56:48.520 That wasn't the deal here. Because you obviously don't want 0:56:48.560 --> 0:56:51.620 him there. No, no, no. It feels like we're helping 0:56:51.640 --> 0:56:53.020 you out a little bit. No, no, no. 0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:54.700 What I'm saying is I will put them on my 0:56:54.739 --> 0:56:57.359 curb tonight and they'll all be taken by hard rubbish tomorrow. 0:56:57.680 --> 0:56:59.220 Why would you put them in hard rubbish? 0:56:59.239 --> 0:57:01.600 Because it needs to be gone. It's compost. 0:57:02.120 --> 0:57:03.759 Just put it in the garden. 0:57:03.880 --> 0:57:06.880 I don't have a freaking garden, dude. You guys don't 0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:11.740 get it. But what I'm saying is, if you cross 0:57:11.780 --> 0:57:13.430 me after I have the chance to get rid of them, 0:57:13.910 --> 0:57:15.250 and then you're like, actually, I don't want these, and 0:57:15.290 --> 0:57:18.570 I've used my hard rubbish, then I'll be up for it. 0:57:18.570 --> 0:57:19.470 Didn't you just do hard rubbish? 0:57:19.770 --> 0:57:20.669 That was at a different house. 0:57:20.790 --> 0:57:22.470 How have you got more hard rubbish all of a sudden? 0:57:22.990 --> 0:57:23.610 Oh, from the reno. 0:57:23.630 --> 0:57:23.730 Yeah. 0:57:24.290 --> 0:57:24.470 Yeah. 0:57:24.810 --> 0:57:25.630 There's tons of stuff going. 0:57:25.710 --> 0:57:27.570 Probably have to rip all the freaking floorboards up now 0:57:27.590 --> 0:57:28.870 and the wall and shit as well. 0:57:29.090 --> 0:57:30.690 The Renault shouldn't be hard rubbers. The Renault, they should 0:57:30.710 --> 0:57:31.250 take their shit. 0:57:31.690 --> 0:57:32.250 Yeah, don't they? 0:57:32.330 --> 0:57:34.030 There is a few. There's just bits and bobs left 0:57:34.090 --> 0:57:35.640 or there's like, I mean, to be honest, Belle, you 0:57:35.660 --> 0:57:37.620 can also, I mean, there's also like a, you know, 0:57:37.640 --> 0:57:38.940 just like a shoe thing. 0:57:38.960 --> 0:57:41.120 There's a shoe? You can have a shoe. 0:57:41.140 --> 0:57:41.640 No, no, no. 0:57:41.760 --> 0:57:44.030 It's like a shoe cupboard. 0:57:44.430 --> 0:57:44.669 Yard? 0:57:44.690 --> 0:57:45.350 It's a shoe cupboard. 0:57:45.610 --> 0:57:46.300 No, I actually. 0:57:46.510 --> 0:57:48.950 You would drill it to a wall and there's compartments 0:57:48.970 --> 0:57:50.630 that you pull out and you just can't keep your 0:57:50.690 --> 0:57:51.010 shoes in there. 0:57:51.030 --> 0:57:52.430 I can't drill it to a wall. I'm in a rental, 0:57:52.450 --> 0:57:53.580 but is it just like a. 0:57:54.070 --> 0:57:55.890 It would be a drill to the wall type of operation. 0:57:57.470 --> 0:57:57.750 Is it? 0:57:58.450 --> 0:57:58.910 Couldn't you just. 0:57:59.850 --> 0:58:01.130 It's going out on the curb tonight. You can come 0:58:01.150 --> 0:58:02.370 have a look today if you want. 0:58:02.410 --> 0:58:03.560 Can you... Do you have a photo of it? 0:58:04.210 --> 0:58:04.810 Not that, no. 0:58:06.310 --> 0:58:06.780 I do need one. 0:58:06.790 --> 0:58:08.550 All I'm saying is don't cost me. 0:58:08.690 --> 0:58:13.810 But you putting live green trees in hard rubbish. 0:58:13.910 --> 0:58:14.590 Is so painful. 0:58:14.650 --> 0:58:17.490 Well, I don't have space for them. So I suppose 0:58:17.510 --> 0:58:19.910 I could do a free pickup type thing on Marketplace, 0:58:19.950 --> 0:58:21.380 but that's kind of what I'm doing to you. I 0:58:21.940 --> 0:58:23.960 literally was like, Sarah and I were like, what do 0:58:23.980 --> 0:58:25.820 we do with all this stuff? And I was like, 0:58:26.320 --> 0:58:28.200 I will send a text to Ben and Bill, and 0:58:28.220 --> 0:58:30.200 they'll both take whatever. They'll take it. 0:58:30.700 --> 0:58:31.330 They'll gobble it up. 0:58:31.700 --> 0:58:32.740 And then you both went straight. 0:58:32.580 --> 0:58:36.260 About, yeah, sure. No, but that to me, that's not 0:58:36.460 --> 0:58:39.220 my MO, that stuff. I'm like, I'll take those pots 0:58:39.240 --> 0:58:40.630 and I'll put some plants in them. But I was like, 0:58:40.790 --> 0:58:43.790 that's if they're put in my car. But I wouldn't 0:58:43.810 --> 0:58:45.150 go out of my way to get that stuff. 0:58:45.190 --> 0:58:47.050 What if you brought your car to my house and 0:58:47.070 --> 0:58:47.670 then I put. 0:58:48.430 --> 0:58:49.670 No. Them in there, no. 0:58:49.690 --> 0:58:51.970 I mean, we are like very close to Liam's house. 0:58:51.990 --> 0:58:54.180 That's how little I want it, enough to drive to 0:58:54.220 --> 0:58:56.380 your house. But if you were in the car park 0:58:56.460 --> 0:58:58.040 and you said, here they are, I would take them 0:58:58.080 --> 0:58:58.680 and take them home. 0:58:58.700 --> 0:59:01.120 Yeah, I mean, I see both sides here. 0:59:01.140 --> 0:59:02.480 To be fair, they're nice pots. 0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:04.330 Great pots. They're very nice pots. 0:59:04.350 --> 0:59:05.890 I just don't, I've got tons of pots at home, 0:59:05.910 --> 0:59:07.470 so I don't really need more pots. Okay. 0:59:07.650 --> 0:59:09.930 Yeah, but these are so nice. Put these in rows. 0:59:10.090 --> 0:59:12.270 Whereas Belle's MO is more like, she's like, I don't 0:59:12.290 --> 0:59:14.030 want that to go to waste. Correct. I don't care 0:59:14.050 --> 0:59:15.800 if they go to hard rubbish. 0:59:15.820 --> 0:59:18.760 Or, could put it on Marketplace. 0:59:20.120 --> 0:59:21.740 Honestly, if you want to put them on Marketplace and 0:59:21.760 --> 0:59:23.600 sell them, that's fine with me. 0:59:23.660 --> 0:59:23.880 Yeah? 0:59:24.300 --> 0:59:26.440 As long as the van is at my house and 0:59:26.460 --> 0:59:27.380 as long as I'm not crossed. 0:59:27.420 --> 0:59:30.600 My gut says if you put that On Marketplace, the 0:59:30.680 --> 0:59:33.700 olive tree is established with all those pots as a lot. 0:59:34.160 --> 0:59:35.960 You take all this, $ 2. 50 I reckon you get. 0:59:36.900 --> 0:59:37.320 Really? 0:59:37.340 --> 0:59:38.460 I reckon you get $ 2. 50 for that. 0:59:39.300 --> 0:59:42.630 Okay, okay, okay. I was going to do $ 100, but 0:59:42.710 --> 0:59:43.170 that's pretty good. 0:59:43.230 --> 0:59:44.170 I reckon you get $ 2. 0:59:44.070 --> 0:59:44.130 50. 0:59:44.110 --> 0:59:45.760 You do $ 2. 50, someone might lowball you $ 1. 0:59:45.630 --> 0:59:45.700 50. 0:59:45.690 --> 0:59:47.200 And if you want it, take it. 0:59:47.830 --> 0:59:49.210 But I have always wanted an olive tree. 0:59:49.510 --> 0:59:50.050 So then keep it. 0:59:50.680 --> 0:59:51.600 Can they live indoors? 0:59:52.100 --> 0:59:52.320 Olive trees? 0:59:54.200 --> 0:59:56.460 I actually don't think so, but I'm not sure. I 0:59:56.480 --> 0:59:57.130 wouldn't have thought so. 0:59:57.160 --> 0:59:57.880 I wouldn't have thought so. 0:59:57.900 --> 0:59:59.520 I don't think so either, but it would be really nice. 0:59:59.540 --> 1:00:02.100 It's funny. We had like, because we've got all these 1:00:02.280 --> 1:00:04.380 olive trees in pots, but then we've actually planted olive 1:00:04.400 --> 1:00:08.470 trees in the actual courtyard. And I think they look 1:00:08.490 --> 1:00:10.330 quite nice. And Sarah's dad came over. 1:00:10.390 --> 1:00:12.810 So you bought olive trees even though you had olive trees? 1:00:13.710 --> 1:00:15.170 Or when you just plant olive trees you had in 1:00:15.190 --> 1:00:15.430 the pots? 1:00:15.470 --> 1:00:17.610 Well, they're like quite established in the pot already. It 1:00:17.630 --> 1:00:19.590 would potentially die, I think, if you moved it over. 1:00:19.610 --> 1:00:21.230 But you're throwing it out anyway. Why wouldn't you just 1:00:21.250 --> 1:00:23.220 try it? Well, these are all. 1:00:23.760 --> 1:00:25.120 They would be a bit bigger than the other ones 1:00:25.380 --> 1:00:25.880 in there. 1:00:26.040 --> 1:00:31.480 That's crazy. You're putting olive trees to the curb, but 1:00:31.500 --> 1:00:33.140 then you bought new ones. Just put the ones in 1:00:33.160 --> 1:00:35.820 the pot in the ground. And if it doesn't work out, 1:00:36.200 --> 1:00:37.620 then sure, pull them out and put new ones in. 1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:38.910 But at least try. 1:00:39.750 --> 1:00:40.230 No, no, no. 1:00:40.270 --> 1:00:43.210 We've got these brand new nice olive trees. 1:00:43.230 --> 1:00:47.430 You didn't need to. Ah, crazy. Imagine having that. 1:00:47.930 --> 1:00:51.190 Nothing, nothing, nothing. 1:00:51.330 --> 1:00:55.900 Anyway. I, yeah, the first thing Sierra said to me was, oh, weeds. 1:00:57.020 --> 1:00:59.480 And I was like, oh, they're olive trees. She's like, yeah, 1:00:59.500 --> 1:01:00.260 olive trees are weeds. 1:01:00.520 --> 1:01:03.080 They are pretty. No, they're not weeds. 1:01:03.120 --> 1:01:06.000 They're technically a weed, but I was like, yeah, but 1:01:06.820 --> 1:01:07.380 it looks good. 1:01:07.440 --> 1:01:08.480 Do you know what I mean? 1:01:08.540 --> 1:01:10.410 And we like olives. No, they actually have olives though, 1:01:10.430 --> 1:01:10.690 don't they? 1:01:11.210 --> 1:01:13.110 They actually are getting little tiny little olives on them. 1:01:13.130 --> 1:01:16.310 That's so cute. I know that Sam used to do 1:01:16.330 --> 1:01:18.510 a lot of conservation work in the reserves in South 1:01:18.530 --> 1:01:21.350 Australia and the olive tree is a pest. It's like 1:01:21.410 --> 1:01:24.700 it's real bad because the birds eat the olives and 1:01:24.720 --> 1:01:26.520 they poop out the seeds everywhere and so it spreads 1:01:26.560 --> 1:01:28.020 like wildfire and then they have to. 1:01:28.040 --> 1:01:29.680 Does that mean we've just labelled it as a weed? 1:01:30.820 --> 1:01:33.440 A weed is just something you don't want. That's the 1:01:33.520 --> 1:01:34.260 definition of a weed. 1:01:34.300 --> 1:01:36.040 I think olive trees, people want olive trees. 1:01:36.140 --> 1:01:39.400 Not in the native vegetation because it smothers out the natives. 1:01:39.420 --> 1:01:42.820 He is one of those guys. He does the Anstey 1:01:42.860 --> 1:01:48.350 Hill conservation work. He's retired now, but that's what he does. 1:01:48.370 --> 1:01:52.310 So olive trees are a pest in that environment. They're 1:01:52.650 --> 1:01:55.310 aesthetic to look at, especially when they're at that stage 1:01:55.330 --> 1:01:57.430 of their life. But they do get very large if 1:01:57.450 --> 1:01:57.810 you put them. 1:01:57.750 --> 1:01:58.130 In the ground. 1:01:58.820 --> 1:02:02.040 Yeah, no, we've got an olive, what would you call it, 1:02:02.080 --> 1:02:03.400 at the farm? We've got a. 1:02:03.940 --> 1:02:04.320 Grove. 1:02:04.780 --> 1:02:05.080 Yes. 1:02:05.680 --> 1:02:08.560 Yeah, and we do, once a year, the family do 1:02:08.600 --> 1:02:09.540 the olive picking. 1:02:09.960 --> 1:02:11.410 See, you say that like it's a fancy thing, but 1:02:11.430 --> 1:02:13.430 to me, I would love to have an olive grove, 1:02:13.470 --> 1:02:15.330 and I'd love to make my own olive oil. That's 1:02:15.370 --> 1:02:17.010 more like a salt of the earth type thing. 1:02:17.030 --> 1:02:18.390 Mate, got a couple of olive trees, if you can 1:02:18.410 --> 1:02:19.370 bring that car around. 1:02:19.410 --> 1:02:21.610 Yeah, another variety. 1:02:21.870 --> 1:02:22.550 Oh, hey, you know what? 1:02:23.230 --> 1:02:24.910 Bring you some Mansfield olive oil. 1:02:24.930 --> 1:02:25.330 I love that. 1:02:25.350 --> 1:02:27.870 We've got a little logo, a little emblem. We've got 1:02:27.930 --> 1:02:29.330 honey as well from the bees there. 1:02:29.410 --> 1:02:29.880 Bring it over. 1:02:30.010 --> 1:02:30.610 It's great. 1:02:30.640 --> 1:02:34.740 There's a fine line between what you're doing where you've 1:02:34.760 --> 1:02:38.200 got a manor and you've got slaves making olive oil 1:02:39.200 --> 1:02:40.540 and me where I'm like, no, I want to do 1:02:40.600 --> 1:02:43.150 all those things but do it myself. 1:02:43.930 --> 1:02:45.550 They have abandoned slavery. 1:02:45.770 --> 1:02:46.330 Yeah, they have. 1:02:46.570 --> 1:02:49.330 You know how some people relate to when people are 1:02:49.350 --> 1:02:51.730 backpacking and stuff and they've got to work No, no, no. 1:02:51.750 --> 1:02:54.450 Picking strawberries for a while before they... And you pay 1:02:54.470 --> 1:02:55.990 the poor international students like $ 4 an hour. 1:02:56.010 --> 1:02:58.980 No, there's like a family weekend in June and it's 1:02:59.020 --> 1:03:00.800 like everyone goes up and. 1:03:01.480 --> 1:03:03.540 And do you call the international students family? Is that 1:03:03.560 --> 1:03:05.520 how you get away with it? It's a family weekend. 1:03:06.000 --> 1:03:07.120 We're all family here in Mansfield. 1:03:07.700 --> 1:03:09.700 Funny... Shut up! 1:03:09.720 --> 1:03:12.740 When you arrive, you're family. It's like a tax write-off 1:03:12.760 --> 1:03:14.400 so you don't have to pay them legally. 1:03:14.980 --> 1:03:17.780 I will bring you some and you will change your tone. 1:03:18.500 --> 1:03:21.140 Speaking of backpackers, when we were in, as I said, 1:03:21.160 --> 1:03:22.440 a lot of French people in French Polynesia. 1:03:22.460 --> 1:03:22.800 Who knew? 1:03:23.260 --> 1:03:24.860 No Australians. Didn't see a single Australian. 1:03:24.880 --> 1:03:28.010 It was just Americans, French people, and a lot of 1:03:28.050 --> 1:03:30.890 Germans as well. But when we were at a restaurant, 1:03:31.470 --> 1:03:34.590 this lady, she was talking like us, like this. And 1:03:34.610 --> 1:03:36.590 she was like, you guys are Australian. 1:03:37.670 --> 1:03:38.850 And we're like, yeah. 1:03:38.890 --> 1:03:42.650 And I was like, you sound Australian. She's like, yeah, 1:03:42.670 --> 1:03:45.550 I am from Marseille, but I learned all my English 1:03:45.610 --> 1:03:50.060 in Broome. And she legit, she didn't speak English until 1:03:50.080 --> 1:03:51.780 she moved to Australia. She's worked in Broome the last 1:03:51.800 --> 1:03:54.740 few years. And her English was amazing, but she sounded 1:03:54.780 --> 1:03:55.340 like an Aussie. 1:03:55.380 --> 1:03:56.530 Like an Aussie twang. 1:03:56.620 --> 1:03:58.650 Well, I suppose she just learned it from speaking to 1:03:58.690 --> 1:04:01.730 other Australians. But it was like super trippy because it 1:04:01.750 --> 1:04:05.710 was like, she sounded like 90% Australian, 10% like you 1:04:05.730 --> 1:04:08.669 could tell she's European. But I was like, that's kind 1:04:08.690 --> 1:04:09.830 of crazy, hey, that you can. 1:04:10.130 --> 1:04:13.120 Well, now she works there. Yeah, she just worked at 1:04:13.160 --> 1:04:14.140 like one of the restaurants there. 1:04:14.260 --> 1:04:17.580 Nice. Oh, that would be beautiful. That would be so nice. 1:04:18.120 --> 1:04:19.140 Is that? 1:04:19.320 --> 1:04:20.840 Working at a restaurant? Are you going to leave us 1:04:20.860 --> 1:04:22.040 and work in a restaurant? You want to go work 1:04:22.080 --> 1:04:24.870 in a restaurant? I tell you. You fantasize about working 1:04:24.890 --> 1:04:25.410 at a restaurant. 1:04:25.430 --> 1:04:28.450 I was like, could just move to a little island 1:04:28.470 --> 1:04:29.310 and work at a restaurant. 1:04:29.330 --> 1:04:32.410 Will they give you trees and little pots? You can 1:04:32.430 --> 1:04:34.510 fill your boots with pots. You wouldn't be able to 1:04:34.530 --> 1:04:36.900 do that at other jobs. I doubt people would be 1:04:36.980 --> 1:04:37.439 so generous. 1:04:37.460 --> 1:04:38.080 Yes, yes, yes. 1:04:38.160 --> 1:04:40.850 Well, for those. Oh, no, you're not coming with me. 1:04:40.880 --> 1:04:44.740 I forgot. Hans Zimmer is next week. 1:04:44.860 --> 1:04:45.520 Who are you going to take? 1:04:46.680 --> 1:04:49.800 Well, so mum can't come over because she's going away 1:04:51.240 --> 1:04:52.240 and no one else could. 1:04:52.320 --> 1:04:57.110 So I might, I don't know. I'm not sure. 1:04:57.120 --> 1:05:00.930 Sounds like you were thinking of a lie and then 1:05:00.950 --> 1:05:02.709 couldn't think of a good one. Okay, well, if you 1:05:02.750 --> 1:05:04.330 need someone to go with, you can let us know. 1:05:04.350 --> 1:05:04.830 Oh, look, okay, fine. 1:05:05.070 --> 1:05:06.870 I'm probably going to take Christian. But I was like, 1:05:07.430 --> 1:05:09.010 it just, I don't know. People were like, yeah, I 1:05:09.010 --> 1:05:09.270 don't know. 1:05:09.330 --> 1:05:10.670 I don't know why you would have said that. I 1:05:10.710 --> 1:05:13.090 don't know. Christian, the person you know quite well, yeah. 1:05:13.290 --> 1:05:15.600 Yeah, I just feel like, did you guys break up? 1:05:15.610 --> 1:05:16.010 I don't know. 1:05:16.440 --> 1:05:20.180 But yes, so yeah, he really wants to go and 1:05:20.200 --> 1:05:21.480 I was like, well, yeah, we will definitely go. 1:05:21.500 --> 1:05:22.280 Makes sense, yeah. 1:05:22.340 --> 1:05:24.120 So yes, very, very exciting. 1:05:24.960 --> 1:05:29.450 Would restaurants give you boxes for Hans Zimmer and olive 1:05:29.530 --> 1:05:31.930 trees and as many pots as you'd like? 1:05:32.290 --> 1:05:33.570 It's just a thing to think about. 1:05:33.730 --> 1:05:35.530 That is true, that is true. But they would give 1:05:35.590 --> 1:05:37.550 me sick days. Hmm. 1:05:39.000 --> 1:05:41.820 Okay, another soft launch. Watch this space. There'll be another 1:05:41.860 --> 1:05:42.340 one tomorrow. 1:05:42.760 --> 1:05:47.200 Well, look, this is a good segue because, as you 1:05:47.220 --> 1:05:49.880 guys know, we do have a bit of an announcement. 1:05:50.940 --> 1:05:51.440 Well, true. 1:05:52.410 --> 1:05:55.270 And, yeah, I mean, yeah. We'll do it. 1:05:55.230 --> 1:05:56.110 Tomorrow's pod though, right? 1:05:56.510 --> 1:05:57.250 I think we'll do it tomorrow. 1:05:57.330 --> 1:05:58.950 It's a tomorrow's pod kind of thing, I think. 1:05:59.390 --> 1:05:59.650 Yeah. 1:05:59.810 --> 1:06:01.530 I mean, don't fret, don't stress, but it is a 1:06:01.530 --> 1:06:01.730 big thing. 1:06:04.750 --> 1:06:05.110 Yes. 1:06:05.190 --> 1:06:06.290 And Bell's in on the announcement. 1:06:06.490 --> 1:06:06.910 Yes. 1:06:07.030 --> 1:06:07.810 Bell's big announcement. 1:06:07.930 --> 1:06:10.550 Bell's big bloody announcement. 1:06:12.150 --> 1:06:14.800 So that will be the end of tomorrow's podcast. 1:06:15.300 --> 1:06:16.090 Hope you enjoyed. 1:06:16.140 --> 1:06:19.160 Good to be back. And yeah, we'll see you tomorrow. 1:06:20.280 --> 1:06:20.630 And that's it.