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Speaker 2: the cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I've just knocked over my coffee cup.

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Speaker 4: I'll clean it up. Because get a.

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Speaker 1: WEDX, a WETX, get a WEDX.

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Speaker 3: They still have WEDDX a brand? Is it like Hoover.

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Speaker 3: I've got a friend who still says I did the hoover.

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Speaker 3: Hoover is a brand.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, WEDDX is.

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Speaker 1: A brand, as his band aid. Band aids a brand

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Speaker 1: that's become part of the parlance.

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Speaker 4: And then you've got a leter.

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Speaker 2: Parlance, a brand parlance that's another brand because a lasta

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Speaker 2: plus they're a brand, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Or what would you say sticking plaster if you didn't

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Speaker 3: want to.

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Speaker 4: That's what you do.

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Speaker 2: It's like people to say a tannoy over the time

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Speaker 2: is just a brand of speaker, so you would say

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Speaker 2: a PA that's more over In England they say tannoy.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, when I had a look at this, and I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you why I was looking it up. What you

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Speaker 1: get for a seventh wedding anniversary or seventh anniversary?

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Speaker 3: You get copper.

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Speaker 1: We'll get you don't get arrested, you get copper yep,

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Speaker 1: or you get wool.

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Speaker 3: This woman got e coli. I'll tell you what happened.

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Speaker 1: She's had a seven year ecoli infection, and you know

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Speaker 1: how she got it. How She had had an injury

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Speaker 1: to her ankle, so she was bed ridden. She was

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Speaker 1: lying in bed recovering from knee surgery, it was, and

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Speaker 1: she was staying in two single beds because she was

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Speaker 1: staying at a hotel after her hospital stay. Her boyfriend

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Speaker 1: was getting changed. He bent over in front of her.

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Speaker 1: He had no clothes on. He didn't do it intentionally,

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Speaker 1: but he unleashed the most toxic flatulence she'd ever smelled.

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Speaker 4: And he didn't do it intentionally, No, didn't.

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Speaker 1: He was bending over to get you right, And she

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Speaker 1: said that he was not clothed, standing between two beds,

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Speaker 1: his butt was facing me, and then the fart happened.

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Speaker 1: She said, what has happened is for seven years she

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Speaker 1: has been battling sinus infections.

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Speaker 3: She didn't connect it.

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Speaker 1: Or any of the ensuing health issues to that incident

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Speaker 1: until doctors took a culture sample seven years later from

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Speaker 1: her nose.

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Speaker 3: She said she felt terrible.

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Speaker 1: She felt she couldn't breathe all of this sort of stuff,

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Speaker 1: and so they took a sample and found that in her.

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Speaker 3: Nose there was E Coli and ecola.

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Speaker 1: Infections happened when you ingest bacteria from poop, as they

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Speaker 1: say here, bits of poop that are too small to see,

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Speaker 1: whether through contaminating foods with your hands, where it could

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Speaker 1: be drinks, food drinks, touching germ laden surfaces, not washing

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Speaker 1: your hands properly. But she said, you don't usually get

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Speaker 1: ecoli in your sinuses because it's from poop. So she

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Speaker 1: said she remembered that her boyfriend used to fart so disgustingly.

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Speaker 1: She remembered the incident because she couldn't get out of

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Speaker 1: the way because her knee made her immobilized.

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Speaker 3: Right, okay, So she said she was forced to.

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Speaker 1: Inhale it because of her surgery. So that's what's happened.

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Speaker 1: Forget your seven year itch. Yep, she has got a

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Speaker 1: seven year A Coli infection from his fart.

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Speaker 4: Happy and adverse.

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Speaker 3: He got you on you ma tell me something that

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Speaker 3: must have been a beauty for her to remember it.

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Speaker 4: Are they still together?

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Speaker 3: I think so?

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Speaker 1: For her to remember it seven years later, when the

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Speaker 1: doctor said, how did you get a col and you

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Speaker 1: know you should you know how I'll tell you when

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Speaker 1: woman he bent over.

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Speaker 4: She will remember every part of that relationship.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you want to remember your partner's fart, you'll

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Speaker 1: have to keep a chart.

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Speaker 4: This is because you farted in my face. And that

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Speaker 4: was the case. I would have got a collar years

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Speaker 4: ago because I've got a younger brother.

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Speaker 2: And that's all we ever did when her kids was

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Speaker 2: store on up and then go in and fighting there.

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Speaker 3: That's what you do when someone was asleep.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it didn't matter. They could be seen on the lounge.

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Speaker 4: It was a common thing.

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Speaker 3: And so you'd run up. Would you keep your pants on?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, usually clothed, but there'd be a couple of times.

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Speaker 2: You come out of the shower the one time.

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Speaker 3: One time, what what happened?

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Speaker 4: One time? There was the catapult incidents.

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Speaker 2: So I ran out of the shower and he was

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Speaker 2: there and.

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Speaker 3: You were going to a plast wind in his face.

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Speaker 5: He was not in his face with stadium and I

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Speaker 5: ran that good, I ran, please continue, Come on, Brindan,

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Speaker 5: you've got your hand over your face.

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Speaker 3: Keep talking. You fresh out of shower, he's standing up, run.

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Speaker 2: Out and I've done a kung fu kid guys around

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Speaker 2: the time where.

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Speaker 4: Everyone was kung fu fighting.

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Speaker 3: Foo kung fu ki.

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Speaker 4: I've gone and it came.

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Speaker 2: We called it the catapult, a perfectly rounded boo on

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Speaker 2: his foot.

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Speaker 4: And he had an involuntary reaction and kicked it and

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Speaker 4: it stuck to the wall.

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Speaker 3: And there's nothing about that story that's pleasurable. Nothing.

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Speaker 2: It was just it was like it had the consistency

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Speaker 2: of clay going onto a potter's wheel.

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Speaker 4: So it wasn't it was just a round ball.

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Speaker 3: Like you was stuck over the wall.

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Speaker 4: It looked like somebody just sput a round ball.

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Speaker 1: Of so it went from your bottom his foot to

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Speaker 1: the wall. And who got it off the wall?

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Speaker 4: Well I had to because he was in there soaking

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Speaker 4: his foot in the sea.

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Speaker 1: So he's putting a vat of acid, I'm sure, so

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Speaker 1: in your face, in your face. Indeed, this has taken

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Speaker 1: a very dark turn, and I thought it started pretty badly.

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Speaker 5: That's it for today.

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Speaker 4: Come back tomorrow and we'll look chill.

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Speaker 5: Cutting from the floor