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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody that's got that money, getting

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Speaker 1: your home on your Monday. Here for stand all, thanks

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Speaker 1: to Stand Today, pleasure to be here, for the best

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Speaker 1: streaming service in Australia. Wards, if you haven't got it,

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Speaker 1: Cancel your pet insurance.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cancel your house insurance, sell your car, sell your house,

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Speaker 2: but you won't your possession.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to because it's not that expensive.

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course, keep it all. Get the pet insurance back,

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Speaker 2: buy the house back, keep the TV and you can

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Speaker 2: still afford Dan, What did you watch on stand last night?

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Speaker 1: I started watching I Am the Night Chris Pine, Chris

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Speaker 1: Pine brand.

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Speaker 2: New one stinks of a good show.

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Speaker 1: It really wreaked of it. My girlfriend and I sat

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Speaker 2: We're like, is just the stank coming off this TV

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Speaker 2: if you watch very very good though.

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Speaker 1: It was very good based on the true story, which

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Speaker 1: real people in the real scenarios and I'm solved as well.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say anything more there, but it

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Speaker 2: I'm watching a bit of smelf will Thanks for asking.

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Speaker 1: Good but that's the one based on the life of

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Speaker 1: to a tune, the five million dollar Free Money friends.

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Speaker 1: You will tell you about that a little bit later on.

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Speaker 1: Don't call now, that's the key. We do it at

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Speaker 1: five o'clock, so tell your friends to wait in their

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Speaker 1: Just when people in the south of the country thought

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Speaker 2: What is it, my poor uncle, he's yeah, his whole

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Speaker 1: Mate, twenty thousand homes, two hundred and fifty mil which

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Speaker 2: When you get like when you get like a what

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Speaker 2: Yes, I love that poem. I recited every night before,

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Speaker 2: She recently came out that Matthew McConaughey and Janet Jackson

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Speaker 2: And it is changing. There are some great movements going

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Speaker 2: it's a roll on, my rec owner roll on deodorant,

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Speaker 2: I am absolutely fine with sharing a roll on with

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Speaker 2: Would you roll on the role that's been in my pit?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, good one. You flipped it on me.

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Speaker 1: I'm a sweaty man and you're hairy, and I'm very

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Speaker 1: You're pretty hairy and sweaty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think I want your role on anyway

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Speaker 2: I was actually one hundred percent fine with it until

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Speaker 1: It does depend on the person a lot. Huge. It's

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Speaker 2: Sure, And it's interesting you brought up toothbrush because I

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Speaker 2: that some people think is fine to share, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: What about like innery headphones? Oh, good one, because that's

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Speaker 1: dishing mine out, and also mine had so much wax

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Speaker 2: I've seen it, so I've seen it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awful.

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Speaker 2: No, it really cakes on when will does it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I wanted to use mine anyway,

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Speaker 1: but I know that some people get very sensitive about that.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear more of these. Thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: six five our number taking calls on controversial things that

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Speaker 2: you share?

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Speaker 1: How do you feel about jocks?

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Speaker 2: Turn him inside out? Absolutely fine? Done it before.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. I'm generally speaking pretty okay with sharing everything.

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Speaker 1: I haven't really got an towel, don't care.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a towel guy. You don't share towe way

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Speaker 2: that towel has been in places where the sun. Do

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the controversial ones, and it divides a nation. Wilbur

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Speaker 1: We've got Steve here, Steve.

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Speaker 5: Steve Yeah, yeah, I hate to say this, but we

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Speaker 1: What's so bad? Now? I know? How was it?

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Speaker 6: Well, she did it first and then I kind of

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I don't ask a personal question here,

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Speaker 2: Surely that's grosser than and I disagree with that because

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Speaker 2: you know when you get that like it's like you

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Speaker 2: it's probably because that bit of beef has been there

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Speaker 2: Get that smell.

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Speaker 6: Steve, Yes, the smell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're making out with that smell.

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Speaker 2: Anyone's putting your tongue in between their teeth, will well,

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Speaker 2: doesn't it not? And in between the crev how things

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Speaker 2: the call, Steve. Let's Leanna, what's your controversial share a razor?

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Speaker 7: You're not okay with hair, so my mum wanted to

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Speaker 2: Now, I don't want to ask to personally here, but

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Speaker 2: I would never shave my chest. Well, you know, if

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Speaker 6: I don't think she had facial hair, so yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Yes minutes always and this is I think we you

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Speaker 2: Mmm, I've been in there shaving my legs.

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Speaker 2: We've got to yan here. I used it once. I

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Speaker 1: Talking about you. Yeah, you do shave all at your

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Speaker 2: No, look at these bad boys now, the look at

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Speaker 2: little wookies. Looks I've got double little wookies on my anyway, Jesus,

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Speaker 2: we've got yan here now I've moved. No, I've moved

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Speaker 2: past that, will yan. What's the controversial share that you're against, Matte.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the one thing that I'm against is a block

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Speaker 7: I don't know, you know when you pick up that

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Speaker 1: And the old the old, the rogue pube in the soap.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that was It's concerning though, particularly when

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Speaker 2: Just don't do it.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's tough, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Just don't do it? And I find as well, and

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Speaker 1: How does the soap get deeper than the surface because

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, to be honest, do you think

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Speaker 1: That the people in the Imperial Leather Factory just do

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Speaker 2: Surprised.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about, possibly, I think

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Speaker 1: one of the greatest stories of the year. A Kurdish

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Speaker 1: Iranian writer, a guy by the name of Bayrus Bullshani,

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Speaker 1: He's a refugee. Tried to get him to Australia, didn't

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Speaker 1: won the most prestigious literary award in the country. Brilliant

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Speaker 1: by writing a book one text message at a time

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: From captivity on Manus Island.

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Speaker 2: What an incredible story, yeap.

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Speaker 1: Tragically, ironically he could not actually attend his book launch

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Speaker 1: involved with it. All is a bit ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Sure, were there a lot of emoticons in the book?

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Speaker 1: Will good question? I don't think so. I do know

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Speaker 1: that his English isn't spot on, so he's been writing

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Speaker 2: Oat he's got.

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Speaker 1: He has written articles and stuff like that, but a

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Speaker 1: But I can't get over the fact that he wrote

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Speaker 2: Frustrating and because he was running with text was he

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Speaker 1: And I think, look what I want to do to

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Speaker 1: try and just prove how hard this has been for Bhushani.

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Speaker 1: Is I want to try and write a story over

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Speaker 2: This, how's this going to work?

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Speaker 1: So I thought what we could do is I've opened

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Speaker 1: is I thought we'd write the first message in here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a part one. I've written some good text in

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Speaker 2: Sure, go for it, all right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll give you. I'll give you a thing, all right.

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Speaker 1: So we're just going to write the first text here,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how good this is going to be.

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Speaker 1: So are you done there?

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Speaker 5: Mate?

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Speaker 1: Well, do you know that it's one text message at

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Speaker 1: a time. You can't write a half paragraph. That's the

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Speaker 1: this is the first text of our three text story.

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Speaker 2: Average finish. Okay, here we are.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't need to be finished. You're just said in

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Speaker 1: the scene, no, no.

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Speaker 2: No, But and then everybody, I've said it.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, Then everybody listening out there, continue

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Speaker 1: to prove how hard this has been for this guy

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Speaker 1: just going to try and do a little story, three texts. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he'll choose which of your text is going to fit

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Stuart erupted from the cold lake and yelled, Gladys and

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Speaker 2: that was how it all began. Wow, Stuart, you can

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Speaker 2: just picture Stewart, can't you?

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Speaker 1: Can you read? So this is the first text. By

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Speaker 1: the way, it's on you guys to write the rest

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Speaker 1: of this story. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're going to read a whole bunch out here,

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Speaker 2: and then we're going to choose one text the next

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Speaker 2: part of the story. Yes, and then I think we

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Speaker 2: can continue this over the week, and by the end

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Speaker 2: up there with Bushan.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. So this is on you Australia.

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Speaker 1: So he walks out of the lake, and the next

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Speaker 2: Yep, okay, yeah, slows it down, slows down the story

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Speaker 1: He yelled, the bitch stole me dog and me vb stubbies.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Very Australian, Very Australian.

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Speaker 1: His loin cloth fell off, and there was some serious shrinkage.

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Speaker 1: Gladys was not a comedy. Gladys was not impressed.

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Speaker 2: Could be a comedy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like this On that there was a beer

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Speaker 1: And then dot dot dot.

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Speaker 2: That mystery is nice.

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Speaker 1: That mystery is nice, Gladys, he says, as his bladder releases,

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Speaker 1: making him wet his pants.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yep, back to comedy.

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Speaker 1: He carries her cold body up to the shore and

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Speaker 2: Now here we go. Wow, Now I got goosebumps.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I didn't expect that. Here we go next time,

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Speaker 1: leave your name on these by the way, guys, because

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Speaker 1: I want to be able to say who you are.

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Speaker 1: A fate Yell appears back from the distance. Hold on love.

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Speaker 1: He appeared to have forgotten he was in the shower.

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Speaker 1: Great twist, Well, good stuff?

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Speaker 4: Is that it?

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Speaker 1: There's a couple more that I'm struggling to get. No,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, that's it. That's all. That's all we're accepting.

443
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,200
Speaker 2: I was always hoping this would be like an epic story.

444
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,639
Speaker 2: So my heart is going towards the one where the

445
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,919
Speaker 2: bear comes out of the forest. Oh yeah, and Gladys

446
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 2: has nowhere to be seen, So you sort of immediately

447
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,600
Speaker 2: you're going, what's happening to Glads? She's been eaten by

448
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 2: a bear, has not been eating.

449
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 1: By a bear, and the bear's coming towards him and

450
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,760
Speaker 1: what you're going to do about it?

451
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,639
Speaker 2: How's he going to escape?

452
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

453
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Speaker 2: The other one I quite like is him carrying in

454
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,040
Speaker 2: Gladys's body out of the water and performing because it's exciting.

455
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 2: People love those hospital shows. All Saints, for example, are yeah, scrubs.

456
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,320
Speaker 1: Yeah we could go on.

457
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,280
Speaker 2: No I couldn't actually, I was just.

458
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,719
Speaker 1: Thinking of fun as well. No, no, crazy adam very

459
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: good anyway, Only what was a CPR as well? Because sorry,

460
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 1: how did they get how did they get there? Yeah?

461
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 1: How did they get there?

462
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 2: Exactly? Like how did she drown?

463
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 1: Is?

464
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 7: Yeah?

465
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 1: She actually did?

466
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 2: What Stuart's role being here?

467
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:35,360
Speaker 1: Yes?

468
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 2: Are we feeling that much?

469
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 1: I reckon, We've got to go to the CPR.

470
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Speaker 2: Okay. The second part of the story is read it

471
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Speaker 2: out again.

472
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 1: Come on, Fowlers, don't dog the boys.

473
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 2: Clearly the VP guys.

474
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: Dogging me. Sorry, mate, I think we're going to have

475
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Speaker 1: to go with Yes, the cp Congratulations to the CBR.

476
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 2: So the story is Steward erupts from the water, yells gladders,

477
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 2: and that's how it all began. He then walks out

478
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,640
Speaker 2: of the water holding Gladys's cold body, and he begins CPR.

479
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 2: The story will continue tomorrow.

480
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: Yes, that's where we leave it. Yeah, stand by your

481
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: phone tomorrow if you want to send the text for

482
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: the next part of the story. The people that have

483
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: angrily called us recently, we realized that two hundred and

484
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 1: fifty millimeters is only a quarter of a meter. You

485
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,639
Speaker 1: can blame averaguser Zoe for the false information there, but

486
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,680
Speaker 1: we'll clear that up a bit later on. We'll sure mate.

487
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 1: You and I like to have a bit of a

488
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Speaker 1: bit of a hitting a giggle in the office, don't

489
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 1: we are hitting the giggle? Yeah, we enjoy ourselves in here.

490
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 2: It's fun to have fun.

491
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: So the other day I had a fully loaded NERF gun,

492
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 1: best NERF gun I ever seen, ever held, in fact,

493
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Speaker 1: and I fired three robust bullets directly at your head.

494
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 1: You neoed all of them.

495
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 2: I'm pretty phenomenal with dodging bullets. How I got the skill.

496
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Speaker 1: You were good, You were good, and I ended up

497
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Speaker 1: but as you ducked one bullet, and these aren't just

498
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 1: like kids bullets. By the way, I don't know where

499
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: this NERF gun's from, but I don't think it should

500
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: be legal. You dodged it and it absolutely drilled head

501
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: of hr Mick in the side of the head so

502
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 1: that he's nineties headset went flying off his face.

503
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: I think Paul Mick was on a phone call as well.

504
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 2: Mid mid center is probably a serious issue in the

505
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 2: office job. All of a sudden, he wore a nerf gun.

506
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Speaker 1: I hit him. I hit him, and I just thought,

507
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Speaker 1: jas all the people to hit.

508
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hit the head of Hry and mixed. Such

509
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 2: a nice guy, such a nice he's a.

510
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: Lovely bloke and he got drilled with a nerth gun.

511
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 1: Want to call at two o'clock in the afternoon. Serves

512
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: you right for not wearing a helmet when the nerve guns.

513
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 2: Don't spin this on Mick.

514
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: I'm not going to engage in that, really, but I

515
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: have realized I thought about this incident more and more

516
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 1: because as soon as it hit Mick, if it hit

517
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Speaker 1: anybody else in the office, we a would have laughed.

518
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a few people, hello, there's a couple of.

519
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we won't name that. I wouldn't wanted to hit.

520
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,479
Speaker 1: But the fact that it did hit Mick, and when

521
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 1: everybody looked up and saw that it was the head

522
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: of HR, it was instantly a real gasp around the office.

523
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 2: A record scratch moment would say was it's about as

524
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 2: bad as it gets.

525
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,719
Speaker 1: I'm going to say that if you're doing anything dodgy

526
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 1: or not quite right, NQR woods in the office, HR

527
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: is the last person that you want to see it

528
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: or hear about it. So what I want to do

529
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: right now in thirty one oh six five because I

530
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: feel like I obviously don't want to dip into the

531
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Speaker 1: territory here of you know, really nasty stuff that can

532
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: happen in workplaces. But what I want to know is,

533
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: if you are in HR, or you have been in HR,

534
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Speaker 1: what's the worst thing that you've seen or walked in on.

535
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 2: At the workplace? At the workplace?

536
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: And again, I know there's some stuff. I don't necessarily

537
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: want this to be the worst thing. It can be

538
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,239
Speaker 1: the funniest thing, if you like. And often it might

539
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: be that you've caught people completely off guard and they

540
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: weren't actually doing something all that bad, but it might

541
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,479
Speaker 1: have just looked really bad. And I know there's going

542
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: to be some cracking stories out there. On the other hand,

543
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: obviously thirty one or six five, it's the phone number.

544
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Speaker 1: What's the worst thing that HR has walked in on sure,

545
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: or what's the worst thing that HR was on the

546
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Speaker 1: receiving end on? It might have been a prank call

547
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 1: that you were flying around the office one time when

548
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: you and I were a lot younger and working at

549
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: a different company. You, after a long discussion with me

550
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: and a lot of convincing, convinced me to waterboard you, which.

551
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Speaker 2: We'd yeah, well, I'm not proud of this moment. Obviously

552
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: it was obviously under garden. I'm well, not guided, but

553
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: there were another people there. I just want to know

554
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 2: what it would feel like and please, yeah to see it.

555
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 2: Do not do that? Do We were young and we

556
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 2: were stupid, do not do that? But who did walk

557
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 2: in on that?

558
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: That was basically the procedure was that it would a

559
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: towel no no, no, no, don't don't no no no,

560
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: don't do not explain to anyone thing is no, nope, nope,

561
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: just leave it.

562
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 2: It shouldn't be down h. It's no surprise that they

563
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 2: are a former employer.

564
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 7: Call.

565
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: If we're taking calls on if you've worked in HR previously,

566
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Speaker 1: and what's the funniest thing that you've actually walked in

567
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: on Chris is called.

568
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, yeah, you're breaking up a little bit, that's right.

569
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 6: So I worked in HR about five years ago, and

570
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 6: it was my first week on the job, and I

571
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 6: walked in.

572
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 3: To this bakery and.

573
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 6: This baker had cut open the bottom of the flower

574
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 6: bag and there's like twelve and a half killers a

575
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 6: flower and just dumped it on this.

576
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 3: Co worker's head.

577
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 2: Flower everywhere, right for just like a bit of a

578
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: stitch up, like a bit of a couple of bakery gags.

579
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically from what they just go out of it.

580
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny.

581
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 3: It was my first week on the job and my

582
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 3: boss was to stay with me, and my boss wasn't

583
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 3: very happy at the time.

584
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: No, no, well, it's hard to know.

585
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 2: Thanks to the cool Chris, if you're going to do

586
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 2: the flower check that you've got to wet the person first,

587
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: or you know, cover room an egg or something. If

588
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 2: you're gonna go for that, you.

589
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: Need to get a lacquer going before you hit them

590
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: with the flowers. Exactly right, Yeah, rookie. But that's the

591
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: thing with all these ones, I think is it's hard

592
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: to tell. And that's what it must be tough about.

593
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: HR is like, is this actually a joke? Do you

594
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,719
Speaker 1: remember the time the other ones I'm going for. By

595
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: the way, these have to be jokes.

596
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 2: You remember the time I found that mallet in the

597
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 2: offer and this again is a former employee. I found

598
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: this huge mallet and I was just I think I

599
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 2: show started in like an hour lame, and I was like,

600
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 2: will yeah, can we do some stuff with the mallets?

601
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 2: And you looked at me again in that way you

602
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 2: look at me where it's like what can be possibly

603
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 2: do with a mallet? And I decided to get a

604
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 2: whole bunch of fruits and I was gonna. I was

605
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 2: gonna smashed the fruit as hard as I could on

606
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 2: this medal table. And then the game was which fruit

607
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 2: will splait the most? And I still remember the moment

608
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 2: that I think it was the head of sales maybe

609
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 2: who walked into a room. It was just fruit. Fruit

610
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 2: was everywhere, and then they walked in as the hammer

611
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 2: was above my head like I was four, and I was.

612
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 1: Like, I am so sorry I do There's another one

613
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: I want to tell you about that you and I

614
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: have transgressed. We've got a bad history in offices. Burns

615
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: called on thirty one and six five. Burn Hello, guys,

616
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: game mate, we're talking about if you used to work

617
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: in h I used to work at reception.

618
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I didn't work I did this one. So

619
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 8: in reception, everyone always used to forget their lanyard to

620
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 8: get into the building, so I thought to get everyone

621
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 8: to remember to bring it back. I put the penis

622
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 8: backscratcher attached to the lanyard. And but then I got

623
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 8: called into HR and they said, did you put the

624
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 8: penis backscratcher? I said, but I think that everyone would

625
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 8: remember to bring it back. They said, no, the head

626
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 8: of marketing has the penis brack scratching in her bag.

627
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 8: Get it, put it under your top and throw it

628
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 8: in the bin straight away.

629
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 2: It's really good, fair enough.

630
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: The other one that I'll leave everybody with, I could

631
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: go out on the well. The other one I was

632
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: going to leave everyone with was when you and I

633
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: had Charlotte in from Geordie Shaw. Again, this is a

634
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: previously previous employer, and I had Charlotte from Georgie Shore.

635
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: She was blowing out, she was blowing up at the time.

636
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: She just become very famous for doing a we in public.

637
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 2: Remember that, yes I do.

638
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: And so you and I naturally wrote a song parody.

639
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: I can't remember the original song was called but the

640
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: parody was called danger Piss, which was just getting her

641
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: to Wii in public places.

642
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: I think that the song was dangerous, that the dangerous dangerous,

643
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: and so there were old geniuses we changed it to

644
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 2: the danger.

645
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: Is not actually winging in probably places. But I do

646
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: remember the head of hr around with their pants around

647
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: her ecle.

648
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: That was that wasn't aw good one. That was a

649
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: hard one to explain. Video went very well though, so

650
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: you can probably still find that on YouTube. Great stuff.

651
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: Wilbur the Queen, the Royal family or the Secret Service

652
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 2: has dug up a plan that they used to have

653
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: in the Cold War to deal with potential riots that

654
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: are going to happen soon in the UK. And we

655
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: are speaking about the royals.

656
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: Always sloppy, but so have you heard this.

657
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: So because of the because of the Brexit riots that

658
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 2: might be about to happen, will and they're concerned about

659
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 2: the Royal family. Ye, so they have dug up they

660
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 2: have dug up a plan to evacuate the Royal family. Wow,

661
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: that they actually came up with during the Cold War.

662
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 2: So during the Cold War they had this evacuation plan

663
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,719
Speaker 2: on how to get them all safely, handy, get them

664
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: out safely. They are using the same plan today, do

665
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: you that unbelievable?

666
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: So they just gone, gee, who isn't there to plan?

667
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: And we've still got this one lying around from the eighties. Yep,

668
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: Mum will wake you up. And then there's a secret

669
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: passageway if you pull the third book on the bookshelf.

670
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 2: It's sort of cool to think, isn't it that there's

671
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 2: probably a tunnel system or.

672
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: Something that'd be elaborate. I imagine like different rulers would

673
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: have put in different tunnels for different escape rooms and

674
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: all sorts of things.

675
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 2: Definitely, yeah, really cool stuff. And despite how amazing their

676
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 2: tunnels are, et cetera, I think the royal family still

677
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 2: has the problem that all of us have during an evacuation.

678
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: What's that?

679
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 2: It's that you can't change what you're wearing when you

680
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 2: get evacuated. What do you mean if the evacuateation call

681
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 2: comes and you happen to be well in the nerd,

682
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 2: or maybe you're dressed up in your sexiest lingerie or something,

683
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 2: and the fire alarm goes off or the evacuation alarm

684
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 2: goes off, you just have to get out of there.

685
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: And then there's a potential that you're going to be

686
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: outside in a very public place, either naked or potentially

687
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 2: in lingerie or in a bit of a weird costume.

688
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: Will if you were nude, though, I think I'm going

689
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: to be grabbing a towel on the way through.

690
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 2: I mean, do you have time?

691
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 7: Though?

692
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's a it's a priority.

693
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 2: I actually have an example of this from and you

694
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: know this from last week when I was staying at

695
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: a hotel and very unfortunately, middle of the night, I hear.

696
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: This emergency evacuate. Now this is.

697
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 2: Jesus, and I was woken up by this alarm and

698
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 2: you're so you're rattled. You think the fire could be

699
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: in the hallway or near your room. So I actually

700
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 2: bolted straight out. Amazingly, this was one of the few

701
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 2: occasions where I was actually in jocks, so I was, now, oh,

702
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 2: there is it's appropriate, that feels appropriate actually, So I'm

703
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: in my jocks and I sprint for the sprint for

704
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: the door, fling open the door and there's like obviously

705
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 2: a hallway of people that are just unfortunately.

706
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: There were they all scandily clad as well.

707
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: No, I was the only one in jocks. They actually

708
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 2: had bags fully dressed, and then they see this dreadlocked

709
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: man run into the hallway wearing his jocks, and unfortunately

710
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: they just found it very funny, yes, and not very.

711
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: Sexy, and it wasn't a serious emergency in the end.

712
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: No, Apparently some people would have smoking darts in the stairwell,

713
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: bloody smokers.

714
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: But you were standing there, and I was standing there

715
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: in my jocks in the hall You were dude, And

716
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: I sleep naked.

717
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 2: I always sleep naked. I don't know why I put

718
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 2: jocks on on this particular but I thought i'd ask

719
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: on thirteen one oh six five. I hope other people

720
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,959
Speaker 2: have been in my situation before. What were you wearing

721
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: when you were evacuated?

722
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: All right?

723
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 2: And I'm not you know, if you've done a normal one,

724
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about it. I want to

725
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 2: hear that you wear.

726
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: Normal ones on this show. That's outrageous, completely out I

727
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: want to hear about the time that you were wearing

728
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: a three piece suit and got evacuated. We just don't

729
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: want to hear, of course.

730
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 2: Not it to be boring. I want to hear you

731
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 2: were wearing something embarrassing or maybe you were in a

732
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 2: state of undress. You were evacuated, and then what happened

733
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: You're out there front in public with a group of people.

734
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 2: I want to hear about it.

735
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might have been wearing something kinky woods. Who knows? Oh,

736
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: look out, give us call its up. Next to just

737
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: asking what you were evacuated in. Yeah, in I mean

738
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: like what you're wearing at the time of evacuation.

739
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 2: I was evacuated in my jocks recently. It was pretty Yeah,

740
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 2: here we go. It was pretty embarrassing. And when you're

741
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 2: standing out there with thirty or forty people in your.

742
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: Jocks who aren't wearing their jokes.

743
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 2: No, everyone was fully clothed.

744
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: Do you have any glimpses where he looks down? Now?

745
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: It's just laugh It was. People just laughed at me.

746
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: And then if you snide comments in oh it's cold outside,

747
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 2: is it?

748
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: Not?

749
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 2: Very good? Mate? Very good? I remember you in Bloody

750
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 2: you come there and nick not your forgot Rene. I'm

751
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 2: thirteen one six five Renee. Tell us your story.

752
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: A Hi.

753
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I was a vacularly at two am in

754
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 6: the morning in a tiny little nightty because there was

755
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 6: a fire in my hotel.

756
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 4: And we couldn't get back in till.

757
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 7: One pm that day, and so we just went down

758
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 7: Main Street and went to Macca's.

759
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 4: Got to fire money off someone?

760
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, tiny little silky ninety Yeah.

761
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 2: Getting in your page, very campy.

762
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, has to camp to work because I was

763
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 7: meant to work.

764
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: And oh yeah I didn't have any clothes, so.

765
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: So sorry, I can't quickly. This just cut me off,

766
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 2: will if you This is creepy, but so just a nighty.

767
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: So there's nothing on at all?

768
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: One no, no, no, no undergarments for nothing.

769
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 8: Yeah.

770
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 7: And it was quite short too.

771
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you went to McDonald's in public, Yeah, there was.

772
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 7: There was a few of us from the hotel.

773
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 4: A little life while we're.

774
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 6: Starving, and yeah, well we're I'm gonna stole day.

775
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 4: They said, yeah, it'll be the afternoon.

776
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 2: So yeah, girl, dad's got a eight. Will Thanks for

777
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: the coronet.

778
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: Thanks for the coronate though, isn't it? What's up the

779
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: old short ninety augusta wind? Hell yeah, that's right now

780
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: you get the full there. Mike's cold on.

781
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: Mike the chance the community chests talking about what you

782
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 2: were wearing during an evacuation and you were the hotel

783
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 2: worker Mike.

784
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I was. I was working the front desk

785
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 6: when I was living back in the States.

786
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

787
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 6: And it's dead winter, middle of the winter, by the way,

788
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 6: so cold, the snollers ice and there was a bachelor

789
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 6: party of firemen up in the up on the third floor.

790
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 6: Fire alarm went off and they all come streaming down

791
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 6: the stairs only wearing budgy smugglers and their helmets.

792
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 2: I imagine that would have been a bit of a Treatmark.

793
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: Did it looked pretty good? The firefighters and smugglers.

794
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful?

795
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 2: Like I got Catherine here and nod Catherine. You were

796
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 2: at Phillip Island and there was.

797
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 4: Yes.

798
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 7: So about two years ago, we went with my then

799
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 7: boyfriend for Valentine's Day and I thought, you know, let's

800
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 7: spice it up, let's do something different. And I thought,

801
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 7: you know, Latex would be a good idea.

802
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: And it wasn't go and go and give me his Latex.

803
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: Are we talking like catwoman Latex? Or is it like,

804
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: you know, the full bodysuit Latex?

805
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 8: Or was it not your full bodysuit?

806
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 5: But it was.

807
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 7: It was pretty tired and it was on to the

808
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 7: point where we're in the middle of trying new things,

809
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 7: and I had these boots that were just pass my

810
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 7: knees and I thought, yes, great, I felt great. And

811
00:37:55,680 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 7: then the alarm sat going off, n free and I

812
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 7: run outside and he's like, what are you doing? Come

813
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 7: back inside and I'm like, I'm my god, no no,

814
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,720
Speaker 7: And then turns out that someone had burnt their toast

815
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 7: and it was nothing. And then I was so embarrassed

816
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 7: and I wanted to just leave back to Melbourn straight away.

817
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got to ask a couple of questions. Did

818
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: you have like a whip in your hand or anything?

819
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 5: You know that?

820
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, you know what it's like, you know,

821
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,479
Speaker 7: like the stick, things, like the leather thing.

822
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,479
Speaker 2: Like a baton almost, yeah, kind of one of those.

823
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 7: And still it was, it was great, it was And

824
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 7: that was it that traumatizing me? I said, never again?

825
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: So Catherine, was he and did he? Was he tied

826
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 1: up for anything at this stage?

827
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 6: No?

828
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 7: No, we hadn't gone for that part yet. Luckily in

829
00:38:59,040 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 7: there and run.

830
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: Away last single, my friend.

831
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 2: It's a scary jungle out there. It's tough.

832
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: It sounds tough, and I think it particularly sounds tough

833
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: when you come back from weekends where you've been away

834
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: and you tell me that you gave out your email address.

835
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 2: Three, I'm so out of touch.

836
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm so I don't know, smooth operators appropriate, definitely not.

837
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 2: I'm so out of touch that like I'll be talking

838
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 2: to a woman and thinking it's going well and then

839
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's like I'm watching myself from like

840
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 2: like watching myself from like a floating ghost area, watch

841
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 2: myself give out an email address. I was say like, hey,

842
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 2: let's get in let's you know, let's stay in touch.

843
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 2: Here's my email.

844
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I'll unpack you watching yourself from a

845
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: floating ghost area later on. But let's get down to

846
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: the email stuff. Do you think I mean? I want

847
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: people to weigh in on this because I you know,

848
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: I've been I've been doing I was talking to my

849
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: girlfriend about the other night.

850
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: And you were talking to your girlfriend about me.

851
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: The really main impression on me, mate, I was like,

852
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: anybody that gives out their email the boys, yeah, you're

853
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: either you've either got a business meeting with them, so

854
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: you're saying, hey, hit me up, let's do some business.

855
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 1: And I'm sure you weren't doing business well business of

856
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: one kind.

857
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 2: I'm sort of a twenty four to seven businessman, will

858
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 2: I know?

859
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: I know that, but this this was this is out

860
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: of business hours. And second thing is I feel like

861
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: it comes.

862
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 2: Across like you're a bit of a big deal. I

863
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: don't know what I was trying to do. What happened?

864
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: Like honestly, I just my next question for you is this,

865
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: and by the way, please feel free to join this conversation. Firstly,

866
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: do you still have the private email address of I

867
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: have a big Woody at hotmail dot No.

868
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 2: Okay, I got rid of that last year. I thought

869
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 2: National Drive Show, it's time. It's got a new email

870
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: to move on.

871
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: Secondly, when you go to give your email to somebody,

872
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: are you writing it down?

873
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 6: No?

874
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I write it in my notes, So like no, no,

875
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 2: they write it in their notes. And then I go, well,

876
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 2: when I return the favor, and then they give me

877
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 2: their email, just confused.

878
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: What are they? Like? Are they pranking you? Send me

879
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: an email? I know you've got it.

880
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: I actually got an email. I got an email from

881
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,240
Speaker 2: one of these girls, and she actually in the email

882
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: she actually said like she was nice to meet you.

883
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 2: And then she said, by the way, your drink is

884
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 2: on the ledge just in from the door, on the

885
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 2: left ledge there, which is actually very handy. What do

886
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 2: you mean, well, she she took my drink inside, and

887
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 2: then she was telling me through email where my drink

888
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: was right, which actually wasn't very handed at this point,

889
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 2: do you read that and you're like, Wow, that would

890
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: have been so much easier I had it got a definitely.

891
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 2: I wasn't even regret my decision to hand out my email.

892
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: Okay, look, here's what I want to know. Thirty one

893
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: and six fives of phone number, because I'm not gonna

894
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: lie it. I think that giving out your email is

895
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: a bit foggy. I reckon, we need to move past it.

896
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 2: I didn't think about it.

897
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: I really need to hear from I really need to

898
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: hear because I think we need to, you know, if

899
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: you're going to be out there in the jungle going forward.

900
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: I think we just at least have a card. And

901
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: then I was like, no, I think a card would

902
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:28,720
Speaker 1: be worse.

903
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 2: I don't have a business card, and we haven't.

904
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: You haven't got a business card, or if you did,

905
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: it would be with me on it be really weird.

906
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: So thirty one and six fives of phone number. I

907
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: really do, really, only really want to hear from women here.

908
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: I suppose there are guys that can call up, but

909
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: I want to know. If you're a girl and a

910
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: guy walks up to you and go, hey, here's my email,

911
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: that's well, but I mean, I get to know each

912
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: other phrasing. But if a guy suggests you here's my email,

913
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: does that automatically categorize him as a bit of a

914
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: nob I just need to I just need to check,

915
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: because I think we need to get this behavior out

916
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: of you. Would we're taking course that when I six five,

917
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 1: I've raised an issue. You told me over the weekend

918
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: that you gave your email address out to three separate women.

919
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 2: That's where it ended, which is coming to no surprise

920
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 2: now given I did give them my email and not

921
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 2: my number. I don't know why I do it.

922
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: I don't know.

923
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about it over the song as to

924
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: why I do it, and I think for me, if

925
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 2: I gave them my number.

926
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: Can you stop rubbing you nibbles?

927
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 2: By the way, sorry, If I gave them my number,

928
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 2: then that would be like a presumptuous like I'm flirting

929
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 2: with you. By the way, here's my number. Oh, I'm

930
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 2: being promiscuous, whereas email felt a bit more like, hey,

931
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 2: let's email and.

932
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: Just's I don't know, send a couple of me.

933
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 2: I just thought email was less intrusive, intrusive and less

934
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 2: for like, yes, keen, yes, let's email each other a

935
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 2: bit and you know, let's see where this takes.

936
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 1: Is oh god, and the other thing. And so what

937
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: I've raised here, and this is One've asked people to

938
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: call about, is that I think that whilst you think

939
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: you're stepping into more of a sort of a platonic space,

940
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: whereas you know, nowhere near as forward, shall we say, yes,

941
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: I think that it actually starts to creep into a

942
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: bit of a floggy territory. And I hadn't the willing

943
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: and dealing business and dishing out his card. You know,

944
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: I haven't got time to give him my number and

945
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm too important, So maybe you can just have my

946
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: email anyway, we'll check with it. You know, you and I,

947
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: as always, aren't women in this conversation. So Carl is

948
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 1: called Carla.

949
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 8: Hey, how are you guys?

950
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 1: We're good mate, what do your record emails?

951
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 8: Okay, so this actually happened to me on the weekend,

952
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 8: which is so weird that you guys are talking about it.

953
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 7: But the guy was absolutely just cheir it, full of himself.

954
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 8: He was like, here's my email, and you know I

955
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 8: do like really big things for work. I travel, I

956
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 8: can take you with me. Just email me and I'll

957
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 8: put you on my card.

958
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,720
Speaker 2: Is that you Carla?

959
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:05,919
Speaker 1: Your voice?

960
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: You never emails.

961
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: Charla. That's exactly what I was worried about. Thank you

962
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: for raising that. Very good. Angela's called on. If the

963
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: women that did get the email are listening, we would

964
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: love to even them. Angela's called Angela. You think it's

965
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: a bit sus.

966
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 4: It depends on the situation and the person, obviously, and

967
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 4: you do get an instinct of things. But one question

968
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 4: that Mike raised his head is, well, if he's given

969
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 4: me the email and doesn't want me to have his

970
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 4: phone numbers it because he's already seen someone, Yeah, he's

971
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 4: out on the prow.

972
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 7: Why not.

973
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: And that's not the case. That's not the case, Angela.

974
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 2: That I can see how someone would think that.

975
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

976
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 4: Interestingly enough, though, I've been with my beautiful man now

977
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 4: for over nine years and we exchanged phone numbers and

978
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 4: email address. You did the double thing he did was

979
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 4: sent me an email.

980
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, here we go, Here we go. And I

981
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: think that's not a bad idea Angela. However, keep in

982
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: mind that wood He's personal email was I have a

983
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: big woody at hotmail dot com. So you know, maybe

984
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:25,760
Speaker 1: that'll turn them from setting the email. Thanks the call, though, Angela,

985
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: I think the double whammy is a good one. I'll

986
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: tell you what woulds. I have been concerned about the

987
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: fact that you've looked like a little bit of a

988
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: a little bit of a tossa here in giving out

989
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: your email. I'm being honest, thank you.

990
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 2: However, I appreciate your concern.

991
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: It was brought to my attention that a friend of

992
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: ours actually gave out his email in order to meet

993
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: his current partner.

994
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.

995
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: He probably has different stocks in terms of who he

996
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: is though. So yeah, Andy, Lee's decided to call the

997
00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: show because come, you make you feel better about an email?

998
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 5: Yes, hey, guys, stop stealing, stop stop stealing my moves.

999
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 5: Would I had a drive show, You've got a drive show.

1000
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 5: Now you're pulling this stuff off, very very hurtful. Just

1001
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 5: have my house, just have my car, very single white

1002
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 5: female of.

1003
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 2: You, and how did it go down with you? Because,

1004
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 2: as Will said, mine was actually pretty unsuccessful giving out

1005
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: my email address. But how did the situation arise for you?

1006
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 3: Certainly it certainly helps if you're clear that to the

1007
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 3: year two thousand. Sadly clear has gone under and you

1008
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 3: can't get that arrow when you quiver. Look, I tell

1009
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 3: you what.

1010
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 5: It's slightly regretful for me because Beck never lets me

1011
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 5: live it down.

1012
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 3: That is what I did with Beck, my cart girlfriend

1013
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 3: and and she but the thing was for me.

1014
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 5: I wrote a note on a napkin. She was the waitress,

1015
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 5: and I wrote a note on the napkin to leave

1016
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 5: on the table. And I was very nervous about leaving

1017
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 5: my phone number in case any old random person.

1018
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 3: Picked up the napkin. So that but Beck does not

1019
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 3: let me live it down. She's like, who are you?

1020
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 3: And the fact that it was you know, fan maail

1021
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 3: or hamichinety dot com, that was probably a problem.

1022
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: See what you're hearing.

1023
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 4: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Willan Woodle.

1024
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 2: For Yeah, I don't think I want your role on anywhere, Jimmy.

1025
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest