Speaker 1: Hello, I'm Artsimone.
Speaker 2: During my time as a fabulous, gorgeous and talented drag queen, oh,
Speaker 2: I've realized that even the most ordinary and regularly seeming
Speaker 2: people can actually be some of the most interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm speaking with normal looking people who live ordinary lives
Speaker 1: and trying.
Speaker 2: To uncover what interesting job, hobby or secret they're concealing.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're concealing, and neither do you.
Speaker 2: We'll meet the guest, find out a little bit about them,
Speaker 2: and after three heart hitting questions, I'll try and uncover
Speaker 2: what they're concealing, and then we can find out together.
Speaker 2: Welcome to conceal it with me, arts Simone. Alright, time
Speaker 2: to meet the guests.
Speaker 1: Roll the time.
Speaker 3: I'm Tara. I'm twenty two and I'm from Melvin, Victoria
Speaker 3: and I'm a full time law student at Monash University.
Speaker 3: I'm still specialized in law, but I'm very interested in
Speaker 3: constitutional law and entertainment law. Outside of studying, I love
Speaker 3: to go to the beach, I love water sports. I'm
Speaker 3: excited for art to guess my secret because, on the
Speaker 3: one hand, I have just been on TV telling people
Speaker 3: what I do, so she might have seen me. But
Speaker 3: On the other hand, I think it's not super common
Speaker 3: or expected, so it might be a little bit tricky.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm in the city with Tara. How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing very well. Thank you for joining me here,
Speaker 1: having me all right?
Speaker 2: So, Tara, you've got beautiful long hair, no, a little
Speaker 2: curl in it, some nice highlights through the front, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Noah's black skivy. Do you wear that when you do
Speaker 1: law things?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Quite professional, it's very Dare I say Apple Store? No?
Speaker 1: Like not Apple Store? What's his name? He's dead?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: What's his name? Guy? The Apple? Steve Jobs? Jobs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is my take me seriously outside.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jobs, you've got a shell on a necklace around
Speaker 2: your neck. Sunning, beautiful, gorgeous, talented, unique, incredible, show stopping
Speaker 2: never the same.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you like to go to the beach?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: I hate that you're putting me in this situation because
Speaker 2: you said you like water sports, and I just it's
Speaker 2: very dangerous to say that in front of a drag queen,
Speaker 2: and all I will say is me too.
Speaker 1: But that's great.
Speaker 2: What I'm going to do is ask you three questions
Speaker 2: and hopefully from the answers to those three questions, I
Speaker 2: can determine what your secret is. So first question for you,
Speaker 2: what is your spirit animal?
Speaker 3: My spirit animal is a dolphin? Okay, okay, because I
Speaker 3: love the water and I love the ocean and dolphins
Speaker 3: very smart. So that's that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Okay okay. And speaking of like smart things, you're studying law.
Speaker 2: So if you weren't studying law, what would you be studying?
Speaker 3: Probably astrophysics? Yeah, what a physics?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I loved physics growing up and I was very into
Speaker 3: Like I was that kid that was always like, but why,
Speaker 3: but why when they said, you know, where did the
Speaker 3: universe came from? The Big Bang? Yes? But where did
Speaker 3: all the matter for the Big Bang come from? Came from?
Speaker 3: A black? Oh? Yeah, but where did that come from?
Speaker 1: No, you don't ask any more questions in that Tara.
Speaker 2: Because then you realize that were insignificant and we mean nothing.
Speaker 2: Everyone on a flying little rock through the space and
Speaker 2: we're all going to die.
Speaker 1: I hate that. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: I can't even look up at the stars at night
Speaker 2: time because they didn't feel sick. I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a that's a sun, and there's more planets, and
Speaker 2: it's probably aliens. N. I like to keep it local,
Speaker 2: you know, likeal to Earth, not just my suburb. I
Speaker 2: do get out of the house sometimes.
Speaker 3: Every now and again.
Speaker 1: As physicists, So you're good at physics.
Speaker 3: I it was probably not anymore.
Speaker 2: It's all just maths. Yeah, so you've got to maths were.
Speaker 3: What was good? I'd say, Now I use my fingers again,
Speaker 3: but okay, used to be good at maths.
Speaker 1: That's funny though. They just count your fingers as you
Speaker 1: get older. But they're very useful.
Speaker 3: We have them for a reason.
Speaker 2: Exactly, counting eating activities. Oh, so many exciting things with
Speaker 2: a finger exactly. And third question, what do you look
Speaker 2: for in a partner?
Speaker 3: A few things. Definitely somebody who's smart, needs someone who can,
Speaker 3: you know, hold a conversation. But I also look for
Speaker 3: somebody who's a bit adventurous and open to trying crazy things.
Speaker 3: And also somebody has lots of weird and interesting hobbies.
Speaker 3: Somebody who gets what it's like to be entertained by
Speaker 3: unique things.
Speaker 2: Okay, your spirit animal would be a dolphin. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: you also love the beach, love to be in the water. Yes,
Speaker 2: you be studying astrophyzi that one, yep, And you look
Speaker 2: for a partner. You want someone that's smart, vengerous hobbies,
Speaker 2: strange hobbies.
Speaker 1: So I have to determine what you're hiding from me.
Speaker 2: Okay, wor sports dolphins, smart things?
Speaker 1: Smart smart smart? Okay?
Speaker 2: Do you dress up as an adult mermaid and like
Speaker 2: swimming swimming calls?
Speaker 3: My secret is that I'm a real life mermaid. I
Speaker 3: perform as a mermaid at kids parties, at corporate events
Speaker 3: and inaquariums. I have been a professional mermaid for over
Speaker 3: five years now. Yes, Oh my godness, no one ever
Speaker 3: gets that. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: I won the game. I'm really needed. I've worked yet.
Speaker 1: Who you are? I'm obsessed with mermaids like that. I
Speaker 1: just love it.
Speaker 2: Tower is in fact a real life human mermaid woman person.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so exciting. I got it right, I actually
Speaker 2: got it right. And I just love mermaids. But how
Speaker 2: did she get into it? Why did she get into it?
Speaker 2: But also how wet? So we're here with Tara the
Speaker 2: human Mermaid, of which I have just guessed correctly, because
Speaker 2: I'm amazing. I have been studying for this my whole life.
Speaker 2: But I feel like there's so much more information I
Speaker 2: can get from the source. So first of all, how
Speaker 2: did you get into being a mermaid?
Speaker 3: I wish I had like a really cool origin story
Speaker 3: like a superhero, but it's it's a bit bland. I
Speaker 3: was doing kids parties as like our Sun Princesses and
Speaker 3: all that kind of stuff, and I have a background
Speaker 3: in like scuba diving and sort of ocean water related stuff.
Speaker 3: I was watching YouTube, so YouTube of a girl swimming
Speaker 3: as a mermaid in America, and I did a bit
Speaker 3: of research realizing no one was really doing it in Australia.
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, sounds like a job for me,
Speaker 3: and I jumped jumped on it.
Speaker 1: You swim to it?
Speaker 3: Do it?
Speaker 2: I did you say you do for kids parties and
Speaker 2: things too? Do you take a pool with you?
Speaker 3: Normally I go to people's houses if they have a pool,
Speaker 3: I'll swim in the pool, and if they don't, I
Speaker 3: just sort of sit on a couch like a fish
Speaker 3: out of water and entertain from there. But my favorite
Speaker 3: one to do is beach appearances, so where the kids
Speaker 3: will have a party at the beach and I'll swim
Speaker 3: in from the ocean and stay hi and play some
Speaker 3: games and then swim back out and disappear.
Speaker 2: I feel like we have a lot to talk about
Speaker 2: because I, for my entire career have done Hen's parties
Speaker 2: and birthday parties, and I know about a lot of
Speaker 2: the logistical elements of trying to even just show up
Speaker 2: to one of those things on time, let alone in
Speaker 2: a Mermaid tail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I have to do it all without
Speaker 3: sort of being seen as a land person. So it's
Speaker 3: a lot of a lot of work with the parents
Speaker 3: and a lot of we'll call it distracting kids. There's
Speaker 3: cake over there. Oh my gosh, did you see the
Speaker 3: birdfly pass go out a look?
Speaker 1: Land person?
Speaker 2: Does that mean it's correct terminology you have to use
Speaker 2: within the Mermaid world?
Speaker 3: I mean probably not, But I feel like saying, you know,
Speaker 3: I took off my toe and walked away sounds a
Speaker 3: little bit less magical than you know, my land person off.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. We have a lot in common. Now,
Speaker 1: where do you source your Mermaid things from?
Speaker 3: Well? I have lots of shell sort of jewelry, and
Speaker 3: I have crowns and headpieces and sea stars and all
Speaker 3: of that, and I have different tops. I have sort
Speaker 3: of ones that match the scales of my tail I
Speaker 3: have just sea shells. Depends on the crowd as well.
Speaker 3: Are we talking under five over fifty? You know that
Speaker 3: kind of vibe. But yeah, I have like almost a
Speaker 3: whole closet full of Mermaid paraphernalia and accessories and outfits.
Speaker 3: There's not really a market for Mermaid tails. So I
Speaker 3: actually made my own. So I yeah, I a three
Speaker 3: D printed about nine about nine thousand sort of scales
Speaker 3: that then got sewn onto a base. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 3: very often. It feels really real, looks really real. But
Speaker 3: it was a lot of work.
Speaker 2: You three D printed scales to make your own Mermaid tail.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then sewed them all on pay steak.
Speaker 1: Wait are they on like a wet soup material?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a new print. So at first it was
Speaker 3: a bit bizarre, But now, honestly, I get in the
Speaker 3: water without it and I feel like I'm about to
Speaker 3: drown home. I don't know how to do this anymore.
Speaker 1: Your land legs, you see, it's your land legs not
Speaker 1: designed for the water.
Speaker 2: No, I just feel like it'd be really claustrophobic, Like
Speaker 2: I even some costumes I wear sometimes I'm like I
Speaker 2: have to like remove myself from thinking about it because
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't. I could be stuck here right now.
Speaker 2: And I got stuck in a jacket the other day.
Speaker 2: My life flashed before my eyes. I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: in a dressing grip by myself in a different state
Speaker 2: at the moment. Everyone's gone home, and I couldn't get
Speaker 2: my hands out of a jacket. It was like the
Speaker 2: most uncomfortable thing in the world. It took twenty five
Speaker 2: minutes to get out, but I did, and I'm here today.
Speaker 1: So you just got the one tail at the moment.
Speaker 3: Working with one tail at the moment, I feel like
Speaker 3: it's a recipe for disaster. I think it's time to
Speaker 3: upgrade to two.
Speaker 2: You can have your timetail, your day toil cocktail tail,
Speaker 2: my everydaytail. I just call that your cocktail. But how
Speaker 2: fast can you see me in a mermaid tail?
Speaker 3: I mean, I've never timed myself, but I definitely a
Speaker 3: lot quicker than them without one, that's for sure. They
Speaker 3: have a lot of propulsion. My flipper is like a
Speaker 3: monofin the competitive free divers for the people who dive
Speaker 3: without a tank, they all use monofins, so it is
Speaker 3: a product you can actually Yeah, so it is actually
Speaker 3: a sport piece that you used to swim faster in
Speaker 3: the ocean. I mean, all the extra pretty bits probably
Speaker 3: make it a little bit less effective, but it is
Speaker 3: actually designed for ye competitive swimming.
Speaker 1: Even the aerodynamics if you have three D printing scales
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of trial and error and
Speaker 3: a lot of where's the shallowest pool we can find
Speaker 3: for me to try this out in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want to sink in like drown. Oh
Speaker 1: my god? How long and you hold your breath for underwater?
Speaker 3: Then? I mean at the moment post holidays in COVID,
Speaker 3: probably about thirty seconds, but in my peak about yeah,
Speaker 3: two and a half minutes, three minutes? What yeah, when
Speaker 3: I'm well trained, that's not possible? Is possible?
Speaker 1: That's death.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure the record is like seven minutes or something.
Speaker 1: Well that memde then, wasn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Real made?
Speaker 2: Yeah, real member, So you could you could hold your
Speaker 2: breath for two and a half minutes? How much training
Speaker 2: does it go into that?
Speaker 3: A lot?
Speaker 1: Like do you just sit at home.
Speaker 2: And go.
Speaker 3: Well, honestly, wish it were that simple. But as soon
Speaker 3: as you're underwater and move use up a lot mores.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So when I was sort of starting out, I was
Speaker 3: already very very active water wise. I was scuba diving
Speaker 3: a lot, which also helped expand my lung capacity and
Speaker 3: taught me how to sort of use as little oxygen
Speaker 3: underwater and stuff, because scuba is all about being really
Speaker 3: calm and you know, very meditative and it's very cool.
Speaker 3: I've never had formal free dive training, but I was
Speaker 3: self taught.
Speaker 1: What's formal? Free? Don't have training. I don't know what
Speaker 1: free time.
Speaker 3: Free timing. No, Honestly, I think unless you're like actively
Speaker 3: doing it, you probably would not know what it is.
Speaker 3: So you have scuba, which is with a tank and
Speaker 3: all equipment free diving. The idea is that you're more
Speaker 3: connected to the ocean, so you have nothing except maybe
Speaker 3: flippers and goggles. So you're diving just using your lungs
Speaker 3: and holding your breath.
Speaker 1: No, yes, no, no, I've decided that's a no.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, so for two and a half minutes, that's a
Speaker 2: really long time. So you're inside like an aquarium. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: how do you faget to kids being like, oh yes,
Speaker 2: just going up to the books above the water.
Speaker 3: Normally I will bring something down, So each time I
Speaker 3: come down, I bring a new piece of treasure to
Speaker 3: show them, which explains why I'm only there for a
Speaker 3: little bit of time, you know, because I need to
Speaker 3: go up and get my next piece of treasure.
Speaker 2: You've got the backstories. All I have to say is, yes,
Speaker 2: I'm a lady. But you it's a lot harder for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had some very interesting questions that you gotta
Speaker 3: gotta think on your feet, but I feel like after
Speaker 3: five years I've had them all more or less. It
Speaker 3: takes a lot to surprise me.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: It does get to that point where you have experienced
Speaker 2: every single type of question possible.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: But every now and then there's something that you're just like,
Speaker 2: where did you even pull that from?
Speaker 3: Yes, you do get the sort of you're not a
Speaker 3: real mermaid. But I don't want to say that my
Speaker 3: skill is manipulating children because that would sound really, really bad. However,
Speaker 3: having said that, little things like who here believes in mermaids?
Speaker 3: And then everyone except that child raise their hand. Well,
Speaker 3: we're all going to play a game where you can
Speaker 3: win prizes, and then all of a sudden, everyone wants
Speaker 3: to believe in mermaids.
Speaker 1: You're going to be good in law, You're going to be.
Speaker 3: So maybe don't tell people.
Speaker 1: I said, that's so clever.
Speaker 2: I feel like you can also bloody run like parenting classes.
Speaker 3: But it is beautiful. I do love my job and
Speaker 3: I'm very humbled by what I get to do as well.
Speaker 3: I did a party and maybe like a week later,
Speaker 3: I had a mom email me because at the party,
Speaker 3: I do like a treasure hunt, and I explain, you know,
Speaker 3: when I'm swimming through the ocean, I see all sorts
Speaker 3: of things in the ocean. I have to clean it
Speaker 3: all up, and most of it is not good stuff.
Speaker 3: Most of it is rubbish and makes me sad because
Speaker 3: my home is being destroyed. And YadA, yadiyada.
Speaker 1: I'm believing you, by the way, yeah you yes.
Speaker 3: So I do collect some treasure and I bring it
Speaker 3: with and then the kids get to do a treasure hunt.
Speaker 3: And I had this mom email me a week after
Speaker 3: the party with a photo of her daughter holding sort
Speaker 3: of two giant bags of rubbish and told me that
Speaker 3: they went to the beach. It was like a thirty
Speaker 3: five degree day. All they want to do is get
Speaker 3: in the water. And this child insisted that Mermaidarial doesn't
Speaker 3: get to play until she's cleaned up the ocean. So
Speaker 3: we have to clean up the beach before we go
Speaker 3: in the water, and spend like an hour cleaning the
Speaker 3: whole beach of all the rubbish. And those are the
Speaker 3: moments where I'm like, yeah, oh, I swear every.
Speaker 2: Time where you have a guess, I feel even worse
Speaker 2: about myself because I am just a ransom.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. I love that. Does your mermaid persona
Speaker 1: have a name?
Speaker 3: I go by Mermaid Terriel. Yes, like Ariel, but Tara.
Speaker 3: I didn't choose the name.
Speaker 1: It it chose you.
Speaker 3: It did choose me a little bit. I was sixteen
Speaker 3: when I started this business, so I told my whole family.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I told my wholeamily, I'm going to be a real mermaid,
Speaker 3: and they also went, yeah, yeah you are. My dad
Speaker 3: lives in Berlin and I fly between the two countries,
Speaker 3: and I rocked up to the airport in Berlin and
Speaker 3: my dad's standing there with a giant sign going welcome
Speaker 3: home Mermaid Tarryel as a joke, and I said, you
Speaker 3: know what, I'm using it and look at me now.
Speaker 2: One of my drag names in my early career was
Speaker 2: Scabitha because it's like Tabitha but better, so I get
Speaker 2: it's kind of terry, it's not. And what is the
Speaker 2: craziest gig you've ever done as a mermaid.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I've been very lucky in the sense that I
Speaker 3: was so far only ever done very sort of wholesome,
Speaker 3: had very wholesome experiences. I haven't had that like who
Speaker 3: party that you just wanted to get out of. But
Speaker 3: the coolest thing I've ever very lucky, I am. I
Speaker 3: am very lucky, and I'm very aware of my fortune.
Speaker 3: I fake fake who ever looking down at me every day.
Speaker 3: But the coolest thing I've ever done was I performed
Speaker 3: at the aquarium in Berlin, so I got to swim
Speaker 3: in the actual tank with the sharks and the stingrays,
Speaker 3: and that was that was cool.
Speaker 1: I've been married a scale and fall off and.
Speaker 3: They're biodegradable, so okay, yeah you really.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Mark glitter is degradable too, so I'm just as good
Speaker 2: for the environment. I think I'll get into this man
Speaker 2: made great at it, but I could be a parking
Speaker 2: barker where you.
Speaker 3: Just sit there and yeah, just fly around a little bit.
Speaker 2: Has there been a moment in your mema Creer were
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, this is probably not good.
Speaker 1: Me being trapped in a jacket. I thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna die.
Speaker 3: So the sort of most overwhelming thing that ever happens
Speaker 3: is I always at the party's kids get to go
Speaker 3: for a ride on my back underwater with a mermaid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a death sentence waiting to happen.
Speaker 3: And the only time where like I might feel less
Speaker 3: comfory than usual is the kids who are a bit
Speaker 3: nervous and get like the death grip on your throat
Speaker 3: and are like holding on for dear life. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: it's just one end of the floor or the other.
Speaker 3: I don't need to breathe underwater anyway, We got this
Speaker 3: normally make it to the other side. That's the closest
Speaker 3: I get to being uncomfortable. You know what my nightmare
Speaker 3: is when it's super shallow because I can't swim, so
Speaker 3: I'm just army crawling across the beach. It's not very
Speaker 3: claro and rival.
Speaker 1: Yeah, think of that. Oh God, the tides out.
Speaker 3: Or worse when I arrive and the tiders in. But
Speaker 3: by the time I leave the tides out and I'm
Speaker 3: completely beached and I'm like trying to bum shuffle my
Speaker 3: way down to the water again, and all the kids
Speaker 3: are following me. Oh to your it's it's a less
Speaker 3: glamorous side of mermaiding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you bring a chaperone with you to like, you
Speaker 2: don't go solo to these parties.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, no, no, we're changing that now.
Speaker 2: That's why you need to have a partner, because you
Speaker 2: just become like fondle of for everyone. They're just like, oh,
Speaker 2: I've bought you for the next hour, so I'm going
Speaker 2: to touch you or this once this another person will.
Speaker 3: I mean when I do adult parties, I bring a
Speaker 3: sharper yea for kids to be worse. Yeah, although I
Speaker 3: do a lot of screening before and so I do, like,
Speaker 3: you know, a phone call a week before to discuss
Speaker 3: everything and lots of emails back and forth, so they
Speaker 3: do get you know, a lot of information. And I
Speaker 3: have got quite I'm a little students. I have got
Speaker 3: some pretty good liability waivers included in booking stuff, so
Speaker 3: I cover my bases. But yeah, corporate events or adult events,
Speaker 3: that's where I tend to bring. But surprisingly enough. I
Speaker 3: get hit on a lot more at kids parties than
Speaker 3: I do actual adult events.
Speaker 2: You would because they're like, oh, no, it's kids party about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you've got a girl swimming around in a
Speaker 3: shell bra I mean.
Speaker 1: You booked for the kids or you booked for the parents.
Speaker 1: You'd never know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, no, you know what, I will take my money
Speaker 3: and so yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Kind of sell your soul when you become entertainment for parties.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I used to just have to leave my
Speaker 2: body and be like when you arrive. You'd be you're
Speaker 2: arriving and you'd be sitting in the car out the front,
Speaker 2: and you'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, I know that, feeling okay.
Speaker 2: Five minutes and I have to look I hate I
Speaker 2: always would arrive like thirty seconds before my call time
Speaker 2: because it's sitting in the car beforehand.
Speaker 3: You just get nerves of oh, and you just get
Speaker 3: more into the oh, today might just not be my day?
Speaker 3: What if I just left? It's I always find one.
Speaker 3: I'd walk in and come out the other side. I'm
Speaker 3: always happy, Like I'm almost always in a good mood.
Speaker 3: It's that getting in there and knowing everyone's gonna be
Speaker 3: looking at you. You have to be fully on. Because I'm
Speaker 3: very much of the opinion I don't do VIP parties.
Speaker 3: Every little girl on her birthday is a VIP. Everyone
Speaker 3: gets one hundred and ten percent. But that is a
Speaker 3: high level to maintain for an.
Speaker 1: Entire How long has it appearance at?
Speaker 3: Like a standard kids party, standing kids party is about
Speaker 3: an hour?
Speaker 1: Yeah, never do longer than an hour ever, full stuff.
Speaker 3: That's your you have a social capacity, it's social battery.
Speaker 3: It's an hour.
Speaker 2: Never longer than an hour, because you stop becoming special
Speaker 2: after an hour, because they're like then they start going, oh,
Speaker 2: how many dogs do you have?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite color? It's just so mundane and boring.
Speaker 3: It's like in an and I find too when I
Speaker 3: get in the costume and everything, I forget that I'm
Speaker 3: a human, Like I don't have hunger, I don't need
Speaker 3: a pee, I'm not tired. And then sort of once
Speaker 3: I leave the party, I'm like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 3: all coming back to me once I'm hungry. I'm tired,
Speaker 3: I need a pee. And if I think if I
Speaker 3: left it for longer than an hour, I'd probably come
Speaker 3: out and just pass out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is there any other crossovers where you know you
Speaker 2: can use your law skills totally.
Speaker 3: People always ask me that, and I'm like, if I
Speaker 3: can convince a room full of skeptical seven year olds
Speaker 3: that I'm a real mermaid a court room, easy peasy.
Speaker 3: I don't enough to think about it. They are my
Speaker 3: toughest critics.
Speaker 1: That's like me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, if I get entertain a room of hens
Speaker 2: with a packet of Plato, yeah, I could do anything
Speaker 2: very exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: And it's the same skill set. I mean, it's you know,
Speaker 3: arguing on your feet and convincing people of your opinion.
Speaker 3: You know, the skills are really transferable.
Speaker 1: So I've finally met a real life mermaid.
Speaker 2: I think the only thing that can close us out
Speaker 2: is how do I become inducted into a mermaid you know,
Speaker 2: it's a Mermaid family.
Speaker 1: How do I get into the world you know I
Speaker 1: would be part of it?
Speaker 3: Well, I definitely think you can't really start your mermaid
Speaker 3: career without a mermaid name and a Mermaid persona, kind
Speaker 3: of like a drag persona. It's sort of who it's
Speaker 3: who you are as a mermaid.
Speaker 2: Then okay, al right, okay, so I reckon a bit
Speaker 2: fishy fishy. Oh yeah, like a sardine that could be nice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think Sandra Sardine, that'll be me. I love that's
Speaker 2: quite nice actually, because I'm a more five D experience
Speaker 2: because I smell like sardine's as well.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be good.
Speaker 3: And the whole baggage charge extra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think because I can't swim, I could
Speaker 2: appear in a net and I could be dropped down
Speaker 2: in a net and changing my name a net a net.
Speaker 3: App.
Speaker 1: Oh everyone, I've just met a real live mermaid.
Speaker 2: I've met Terry Ol the Mermaid, and now I'm a
Speaker 2: mermaid too. Oh, I'm so exciting. You can just call
Speaker 2: me a net now and Terry al and I we're
Speaker 2: gonna go.
Speaker 1: Off and Susan Bitch's.
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