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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm Artsimone.

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Speaker 2: During my time as a fabulous, gorgeous and talented drag queen, oh,

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Speaker 2: I've realized that even the most ordinary and regularly seeming

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Speaker 2: people can actually be some of the most interesting.

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Speaker 1: I'm speaking with normal looking people who live ordinary lives

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Speaker 1: and trying.

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Speaker 2: To uncover what interesting job, hobby or secret they're concealing.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what they're concealing, and neither do you.

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Speaker 2: We'll meet the guest, find out a little bit about them,

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Speaker 2: and after three heart hitting questions, I'll try and uncover

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Speaker 2: what they're concealing, and then we can find out together.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to conceal it with me, arts Simone. Alright, time

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Speaker 2: to meet the guests.

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Speaker 1: Roll the time.

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Speaker 3: I'm Tara. I'm twenty two and I'm from Melvin, Victoria

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Speaker 3: and I'm a full time law student at Monash University.

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Speaker 3: I'm still specialized in law, but I'm very interested in

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Speaker 3: constitutional law and entertainment law. Outside of studying, I love

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Speaker 3: to go to the beach, I love water sports. I'm

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Speaker 3: excited for art to guess my secret because, on the

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Speaker 3: one hand, I have just been on TV telling people

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Speaker 3: what I do, so she might have seen me. But

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Speaker 3: On the other hand, I think it's not super common

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Speaker 3: or expected, so it might be a little bit tricky.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm in the city with Tara. How are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm great? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing very well. Thank you for joining me here,

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Speaker 1: having me all right?

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Speaker 2: So, Tara, you've got beautiful long hair, no, a little

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Speaker 2: curl in it, some nice highlights through the front, gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: Noah's black skivy. Do you wear that when you do

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Speaker 1: law things?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Quite professional, it's very Dare I say Apple Store? No?

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Speaker 1: Like not Apple Store? What's his name? He's dead?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: What's his name? Guy? The Apple? Steve Jobs? Jobs?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is my take me seriously outside.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Jobs, you've got a shell on a necklace around

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Speaker 2: your neck. Sunning, beautiful, gorgeous, talented, unique, incredible, show stopping

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Speaker 2: never the same.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you like to go to the beach?

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 2: I hate that you're putting me in this situation because

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Speaker 2: you said you like water sports, and I just it's

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Speaker 2: very dangerous to say that in front of a drag queen,

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Speaker 2: and all I will say is me too.

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Speaker 1: But that's great.

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Speaker 2: What I'm going to do is ask you three questions

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Speaker 2: and hopefully from the answers to those three questions, I

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Speaker 2: can determine what your secret is. So first question for you,

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Speaker 2: what is your spirit animal?

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Speaker 3: My spirit animal is a dolphin? Okay, okay, because I

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Speaker 3: love the water and I love the ocean and dolphins

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Speaker 3: very smart. So that's that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: Okay okay. And speaking of like smart things, you're studying law.

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Speaker 2: So if you weren't studying law, what would you be studying?

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Speaker 3: Probably astrophysics? Yeah, what a physics?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I loved physics growing up and I was very into

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Speaker 3: Like I was that kid that was always like, but why,

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Speaker 3: but why when they said, you know, where did the

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Speaker 3: universe came from? The Big Bang? Yes? But where did

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Speaker 3: all the matter for the Big Bang come from? Came from?

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Speaker 3: A black? Oh? Yeah, but where did that come from?

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Speaker 1: No, you don't ask any more questions in that Tara.

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Speaker 2: Because then you realize that were insignificant and we mean nothing.

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Speaker 2: Everyone on a flying little rock through the space and

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Speaker 2: we're all going to die.

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Speaker 1: I hate that. Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: I can't even look up at the stars at night

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Speaker 2: time because they didn't feel sick. I'm like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's a that's a sun, and there's more planets, and

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Speaker 2: it's probably aliens. N. I like to keep it local,

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Speaker 2: you know, likeal to Earth, not just my suburb. I

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Speaker 2: do get out of the house sometimes.

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Speaker 3: Every now and again.

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Speaker 1: As physicists, So you're good at physics.

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Speaker 3: I it was probably not anymore.

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Speaker 2: It's all just maths. Yeah, so you've got to maths were.

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Speaker 3: What was good? I'd say, Now I use my fingers again,

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Speaker 3: but okay, used to be good at maths.

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Speaker 1: That's funny though. They just count your fingers as you

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Speaker 1: get older. But they're very useful.

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Speaker 3: We have them for a reason.

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Speaker 2: Exactly, counting eating activities. Oh, so many exciting things with

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Speaker 2: a finger exactly. And third question, what do you look

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Speaker 2: for in a partner?

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Speaker 3: A few things. Definitely somebody who's smart, needs someone who can,

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Speaker 3: you know, hold a conversation. But I also look for

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Speaker 3: somebody who's a bit adventurous and open to trying crazy things.

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Speaker 3: And also somebody has lots of weird and interesting hobbies.

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Speaker 3: Somebody who gets what it's like to be entertained by

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Speaker 3: unique things.

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Speaker 2: Okay, your spirit animal would be a dolphin. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: you also love the beach, love to be in the water. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you be studying astrophyzi that one, yep, And you look

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Speaker 2: for a partner. You want someone that's smart, vengerous hobbies,

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Speaker 2: strange hobbies.

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Speaker 1: So I have to determine what you're hiding from me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wor sports dolphins, smart things?

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Speaker 1: Smart smart smart? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Do you dress up as an adult mermaid and like

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Speaker 2: swimming swimming calls?

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Speaker 3: My secret is that I'm a real life mermaid. I

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Speaker 3: perform as a mermaid at kids parties, at corporate events

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Speaker 3: and inaquariums. I have been a professional mermaid for over

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Speaker 3: five years now. Yes, Oh my godness, no one ever

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Speaker 3: gets that. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I won the game. I'm really needed. I've worked yet.

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Speaker 1: Who you are? I'm obsessed with mermaids like that. I

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Speaker 2: Tower is in fact a real life human mermaid woman person.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's so exciting. I got it right, I actually

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Speaker 2: got it right. And I just love mermaids. But how

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Speaker 2: did she get into it? Why did she get into it?

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Speaker 2: But also how wet? So we're here with Tara the

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Speaker 2: human Mermaid, of which I have just guessed correctly, because

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Speaker 2: I'm amazing. I have been studying for this my whole life.

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Speaker 2: But I feel like there's so much more information I

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Speaker 2: can get from the source. So first of all, how

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Speaker 3: I wish I had like a really cool origin story

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Speaker 3: like a superhero, but it's it's a bit bland. I

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Speaker 3: was doing kids parties as like our Sun Princesses and

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Speaker 3: in like scuba diving and sort of ocean water related stuff.

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Speaker 3: I was watching YouTube, so YouTube of a girl swimming

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Speaker 3: as a mermaid in America, and I did a bit

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Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, sounds like a job for me,

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Speaker 3: and I jumped jumped on it.

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Speaker 1: You swim to it?

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Speaker 2: I did you say you do for kids parties and

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Speaker 2: things too? Do you take a pool with you?

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Speaker 3: Normally I go to people's houses if they have a pool,

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Speaker 3: I'll swim in the pool, and if they don't, I

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Speaker 3: just sort of sit on a couch like a fish

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Speaker 3: out of water and entertain from there. But my favorite

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Speaker 3: one to do is beach appearances, so where the kids

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Speaker 3: will have a party at the beach and I'll swim

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Speaker 2: I feel like we have a lot to talk about

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Speaker 2: because I, for my entire career have done Hen's parties

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Speaker 2: the logistical elements of trying to even just show up

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Speaker 2: to one of those things on time, let alone in

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Speaker 2: a Mermaid tail.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I have to do it all without

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Speaker 3: sort of being seen as a land person. So it's

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Speaker 3: a lot of a lot of work with the parents

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Speaker 3: and a lot of we'll call it distracting kids. There's

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Speaker 3: cake over there. Oh my gosh, did you see the

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Speaker 1: Land person?

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Speaker 2: Does that mean it's correct terminology you have to use

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Speaker 2: within the Mermaid world?

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Speaker 3: I mean probably not, But I feel like saying, you know,

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Speaker 3: I took off my toe and walked away sounds a

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Speaker 3: little bit less magical than you know, my land person off.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. We have a lot in common. Now,

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Speaker 1: where do you source your Mermaid things from?

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Speaker 3: Well? I have lots of shell sort of jewelry, and

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Speaker 3: I have crowns and headpieces and sea stars and all

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Speaker 3: of that, and I have different tops. I have sort

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Speaker 3: of ones that match the scales of my tail I

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Speaker 3: have just sea shells. Depends on the crowd as well.

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Speaker 3: Are we talking under five over fifty? You know that

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Speaker 3: whole closet full of Mermaid paraphernalia and accessories and outfits.

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Speaker 3: There's not really a market for Mermaid tails. So I

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Speaker 3: actually made my own. So I yeah, I a three

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Speaker 3: D printed about nine about nine thousand sort of scales

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Speaker 3: that then got sewn onto a base. Yeah, so it's

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Speaker 2: You three D printed scales to make your own Mermaid tail.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and then sewed them all on pay steak.

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Speaker 1: Wait are they on like a wet soup material?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like a new print. So at first it was

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Speaker 3: drown home. I don't know how to do this anymore.

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Speaker 1: Your land legs, you see, it's your land legs not

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Speaker 1: designed for the water.

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Speaker 2: No, I just feel like it'd be really claustrophobic, Like

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Speaker 2: I even some costumes I wear sometimes I'm like I

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't. I could be stuck here right now.

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Speaker 2: And I got stuck in a jacket the other day.

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Speaker 2: My life flashed before my eyes. I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: at the moment. Everyone's gone home, and I couldn't get

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Speaker 2: my hands out of a jacket. It was like the

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Speaker 2: minutes to get out, but I did, and I'm here today.

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Speaker 1: So you just got the one tail at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Working with one tail at the moment, I feel like

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Speaker 3: it's a recipe for disaster. I think it's time to

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Speaker 3: upgrade to two.

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Speaker 2: You can have your timetail, your day toil cocktail tail,

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Speaker 2: my everydaytail. I just call that your cocktail. But how

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Speaker 2: fast can you see me in a mermaid tail?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've never timed myself, but I definitely a

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Speaker 3: lot quicker than them without one, that's for sure. They

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Speaker 3: have a lot of propulsion. My flipper is like a

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Speaker 3: monofin the competitive free divers for the people who dive

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Speaker 3: without a tank, they all use monofins, so it is

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Speaker 3: a product you can actually Yeah, so it is actually

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Speaker 3: a sport piece that you used to swim faster in

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Speaker 3: the ocean. I mean, all the extra pretty bits probably

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Speaker 3: make it a little bit less effective, but it is

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Speaker 3: actually designed for ye competitive swimming.

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Speaker 1: Even the aerodynamics if you have three D printing scales

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of trial and error and

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Speaker 3: a lot of where's the shallowest pool we can find

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had some very interesting questions that you gotta

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Speaker 3: And then everyone except that child raise their hand. Well,

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Speaker 3: So maybe don't tell people.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you can also bloody run like parenting classes.

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Speaker 3: But it is beautiful. I do love my job and

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Speaker 3: I do like a treasure hunt, and I explain, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm believing you, by the way, yeah you yes.

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Speaker 3: And I had this mom email me a week after

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Speaker 3: moments where I'm like, yeah, oh, I swear every.

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Speaker 2: Time where you have a guess, I feel even worse

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Speaker 1: That's so cool. I love that. Does your mermaid persona

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Speaker 3: I go by Mermaid Terriel. Yes, like Ariel, but Tara.

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Speaker 3: I didn't choose the name.

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Speaker 3: It did choose me a little bit. I was sixteen

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Speaker 3: when I started this business, so I told my whole family.

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Speaker 3: I told my wholeamily, I'm going to be a real mermaid,

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Speaker 2: One of my drag names in my early career was

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I've been very lucky in the sense that I

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Speaker 3: had very wholesome experiences. I haven't had that like who

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Speaker 3: the coolest thing I've ever very lucky, I am. I

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Speaker 3: I fake fake who ever looking down at me every day.

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Speaker 3: But the coolest thing I've ever done was I performed

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Speaker 3: They're biodegradable, so okay, yeah you really.

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Speaker 2: Mark glitter is degradable too, so I'm just as good

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Speaker 3: Just sit there and yeah, just fly around a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Has there been a moment in your mema Creer were

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Speaker 1: Me being trapped in a jacket. I thought I was

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Speaker 3: So the sort of most overwhelming thing that ever happens

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Speaker 3: And the only time where like I might feel less

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Speaker 1: Yeah, think of that. Oh God, the tides out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you bring a chaperone with you to like, you

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Speaker 2: That's why you need to have a partner, because you

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Speaker 2: You would because they're like, oh, no, it's kids party about.

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Speaker 1: You booked for the kids or you booked for the parents.

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Speaker 1: You'd never know.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes, no, you know what, I will take my money

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Speaker 3: and so yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Kind of sell your soul when you become entertainment for parties.

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Speaker 2: Like sometimes I used to just have to leave my

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Speaker 3: Like, oh, I know that, feeling okay.

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Speaker 2: Five minutes and I have to look I hate I

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Speaker 3: You just get nerves of oh, and you just get

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Speaker 3: What if I just left? It's I always find one.

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Speaker 3: I'd walk in and come out the other side. I'm

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Speaker 3: It's that getting in there and knowing everyone's gonna be

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Speaker 3: Every little girl on her birthday is a VIP. Everyone

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Speaker 3: gets one hundred and ten percent. But that is a

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Speaker 3: Like a standard kids party, standing kids party is about

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Speaker 1: Yeah, never do longer than an hour ever, full stuff.

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Speaker 3: That's your you have a social capacity, it's social battery.

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Speaker 3: It's an hour.

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Speaker 2: Never longer than an hour, because you stop becoming special

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Speaker 2: after an hour, because they're like then they start going, oh,

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Speaker 2: how many dogs do you have?

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Speaker 3: It's like in an and I find too when I

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Speaker 3: a human, Like I don't have hunger, I don't need

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Speaker 3: a pee, I'm not tired. And then sort of once

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Speaker 3: I leave the party, I'm like, oh my god, it's

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Speaker 3: all coming back to me once I'm hungry. I'm tired,

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Speaker 3: I need a pee. And if I think if I

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Speaker 3: out and just pass out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is there any other crossovers where you know you

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Speaker 2: can use your law skills totally.

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Speaker 3: People always ask me that, and I'm like, if I

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Speaker 3: can convince a room full of skeptical seven year olds

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Speaker 3: that I'm a real mermaid a court room, easy peasy.

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Speaker 3: I don't enough to think about it. They are my

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Speaker 3: toughest critics.

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Speaker 1: That's like me.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, if I get entertain a room of hens

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Speaker 2: with a packet of Plato, yeah, I could do anything

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Speaker 2: very exactly.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 3: And it's the same skill set. I mean, it's you know,

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Speaker 3: arguing on your feet and convincing people of your opinion.

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Speaker 3: You know, the skills are really transferable.

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Speaker 1: So I've finally met a real life mermaid.

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Speaker 2: I think the only thing that can close us out

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Speaker 2: is how do I become inducted into a mermaid you know,

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Speaker 2: it's a Mermaid family.

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Speaker 1: How do I get into the world you know I

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Speaker 1: would be part of it?

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Speaker 3: Well, I definitely think you can't really start your mermaid

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Speaker 3: career without a mermaid name and a Mermaid persona, kind

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Speaker 3: of like a drag persona. It's sort of who it's

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Speaker 3: who you are as a mermaid.

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Speaker 2: Then okay, al right, okay, so I reckon a bit

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Speaker 2: fishy fishy. Oh yeah, like a sardine that could be nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think Sandra Sardine, that'll be me. I love that's

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Speaker 2: quite nice actually, because I'm a more five D experience

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Speaker 2: because I smell like sardine's as well.

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Speaker 1: I think that'd be good.

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Speaker 3: And the whole baggage charge extra.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think because I can't swim, I could

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Speaker 2: appear in a net and I could be dropped down

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Speaker 2: in a net and changing my name a net a net.

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Speaker 3: App.

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Speaker 1: Oh everyone, I've just met a real live mermaid.

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Speaker 2: I've met Terry Ol the Mermaid, and now I'm a

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Speaker 2: mermaid too. Oh, I'm so exciting. You can just call

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Speaker 2: me a net now and Terry al and I we're

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Speaker 2: gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Off and Susan Bitch's.

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