1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,279 Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, Nini. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 2: This story is truly terrifying, I'd say especially for parents, 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 2: but I mean just for humans in general. 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: This is this is really scary stuff. 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 2: So Megan Markle has revealed that when when she was 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 2: in South Africa, she was on the Sussex's Tour of 7 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 2: South Africa. 8 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: What a wild tour that one was. And she said. 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 3: That she left the Duchess of Sussex Tour of South 10 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 3: Africa and she. 11 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: Did she go no, Harry was there has dogs there 12 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: did everywhere. 13 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 4: The shows were great, the shows. 14 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: I'm sure they're doing shows, aren't they What is what 15 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: are the tour involved? 16 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 4: The shows? 17 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's a shot. 18 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 4: They're not doing they're not touring like a band. 19 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,840 Speaker 1: Yeah they do, No, they don't. They don't sing and dance, 20 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,919 Speaker 1: but they'll rock up to her town and you know. 21 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 4: No, no we got those stage. They just they go, 22 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 4: they go to places. 23 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 3: Would you like to give these guys ten million dollars 24 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 3: or you know, come and shake the hands of these kids. 25 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: There's no act a little bit of a show. 26 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 4: No, No, it's not. Can we just getting No, No, 27 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 4: it's important to me. So like whenever the Queen. 28 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 3: There's like, you know, stories of the Queen coming to 29 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 3: Australia and stuff in the past on tour, and you 30 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,199 Speaker 3: show what. 31 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 4: Does she do? 32 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 1: We can can no. She tells she meets people, she 33 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: doesn't do a show. 34 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 2: That's the show that it's like to start. 35 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:33,479 Speaker 1: And then the cameras just. 36 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 4: Go to her, going no, no, no, that's not what. 37 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 2: Happens anyway, whether they're doing shows or not. They're on 38 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 2: a tour of South Africa and during one of their shows, 39 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 2: they leave the baby with a babysitter who's in one 40 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 2: of these houses in South Africa anyway. 41 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: So the babysitter is up there in the nursery with 42 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: the baby and then and then the nanny just goes. 43 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: You know what, got a real hankering for a snack, 44 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 2: a bit snacky. 45 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 1: So because of this show has been going for at 46 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: least an hour. 47 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 2: And absolutely the nanny grabs, aren't she out of the nursery, 48 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 2: goes downstairs to go and you know service, the need for. 49 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 1: A snacks in that place will bloody hell. 50 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 4: It'd be like that fridge on the OC. 51 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 2: We talk about if Harry and Meghan said help yourself 52 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 2: to snacks while we're gone, do. 53 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 4: You reckon would be down there? Any cold cuts? Every 54 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 4: cold cuts? 55 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: I reckon salmon for full, salmon's full. 56 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 4: Just whole fish, whole smoked fish. 57 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 2: Duck hanging from the windows like the butcher's. It would 58 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 2: just be unbelievable. 59 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 3: Jesus for Jesus, and the fruits fruits at the end, 60 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,399 Speaker 3: and like you'd be like a restaurant, but like a 61 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 3: fancy hotel buffet with the juices. 62 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 4: You know, they'd be like four juices. 63 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 3: And then have like a guava juice or something. So 64 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 3: they have the little glasses and you have like ten of. 65 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: Them crackers with little raisins in it. You know they're 66 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: not skimping on the crackers. 67 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 3: Some weird ones can have You've gone with whole fish 68 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 3: ducking from the stealing and crackers with raisins. They'd be there. 69 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 2: Well anyway, So she goes downstairs and then while she's 70 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 2: snacking on ducking window, et cetera. 71 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: The nursery the nursery lights on fire. 72 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 4: Wow. 73 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 2: So if if she wasn't snacky and didn't go down 74 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: for snacks, Archie could have died. Wow. 75 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: Hence oh wow, So she got him out of there. 76 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 4: The room the snack saved his life. 77 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 2: Hence, oh, no, Archies life has been saved buying a snack. 78 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 4: A snack save my life? 79 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Come on Australia. 80 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: Has a snack? Ye saved your life? 81 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 4: Well you're here. Crickets up next? 82 00:03:54,640 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: Thirty six five, very potentially number, like yeah, oh did 83 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: the snack? 84 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 4: No? 85 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: No, you know what sort of story after? 86 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 4: I mean, didn't ask that. 87 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: No, You've got that look on your face. You're going, 88 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: how could anyone possibly relate to this? 89 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 5: Yeah? 90 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 2: I'm thinking you know, chucky bars in your pocket, someone throws. 91 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 1: A knife at you. Okay, wedges in the chocolate bar. 92 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 2: Your life was saved by a snack. 93 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 4: Right now? Thirty one six five? Has a snack saved 94 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,720 Speaker 4: your life? Got a snack? Safe my life? 95 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 2: Talking about it because that is exactly what happened to 96 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 2: Megan Markle's son have listened to this. 97 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: This is her talking to Serena Williams. 98 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 6: We get back our amazing nanny, Lauren floods of tears. 99 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 6: She was supposed to put Archie down for a nap, 100 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 6: Let me just go get a snack downstairs, and her 101 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,839 Speaker 6: instinct was just like let me just bring him with 102 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 6: me before I put him down. In that amount of 103 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:56,159 Speaker 6: time that she went downstairs, the heater caught on fire. 104 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 6: He was supposed to be sleeping in there. 105 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:03,679 Speaker 3: Saved life through a snack, arguably ruined a few lives 106 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 3: as well. 107 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,279 Speaker 4: Might I say snacks? No, well, that heating company is 108 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 4: never going to serve us again. 109 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 3: And the guy whose family makes those heaters later, she didn't. 110 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 2: Say the name on the podcast, so they might be 111 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 2: all right, they might be all right. 112 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 3: Let's go to Michelle poopens seems to think that the 113 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 3: calls are better than our heated chat, which may be 114 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 3: fair enough. 115 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 2: Now this hurts, actually that the message that our executive 116 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 2: producer has senteres Captain Peopance. 117 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,919 Speaker 1: These are surprisingly good. Why surprisingly? 118 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,039 Speaker 4: I mean god, you did choose the topic poop pounds. Yeah, 119 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 4: I know, sorry, but. 120 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:44,159 Speaker 2: Let's get in too, Michelle, Michelle, a snack saved someone 121 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:44,919 Speaker 2: else's life. 122 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,239 Speaker 7: Yes, that's correct. 123 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 4: What I was. 124 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 5: I was over an island and I lived in an 125 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 5: apartment block. It was boxing day. I went outside, I 126 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 5: got up, went to make myself a snack Christmas. 127 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 4: Did you go for the one of the best snacks 128 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,359 Speaker 4: of the year Christmas leftover. What are we talking? What 129 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 4: are we talking? 130 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 7: Turkey chicken? 131 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 5: I was looking about myself, so you know it, welcome. 132 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 3: To Fancy, that's heaven, that's heaven. 133 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 7: Walking back to the couch with my lovely sandwich, and 134 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 7: I looked out the window and I could see an 135 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 7: apartment building, apartment on fire. 136 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 5: And the only thing I thought of was to run out. 137 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 5: So I just ran out of my apartment building. I 138 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 5: didn't even paint my keys. I went round to that house, 139 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,279 Speaker 5: knots on the door, and a five year old opened 140 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 5: the door and he was home a line and he 141 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 5: was Their nationality was Romanian, and they had candles for 142 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 5: Christmas and his parents were out, so he thought, oh, 143 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 5: I'm going to light the candles. Oh, lit the candles. 144 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 7: It hit the Christmas tree and it just went up. 145 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 5: The whole count was on fire. 146 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. 147 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 5: And he was just standing there in Andy's with black 148 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 5: Foot or la. 149 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 150 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 2: Wow. 151 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 3: So if you hadn't got that snack, if you haven't 152 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 3: got the snack, Dome, Michelle, he would have he would 153 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 3: have died. 154 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 4: Is that what he's saying? 155 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 8: Pretty much. 156 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 1: Right, story, Michelle, Michelle. 157 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,679 Speaker 4: I had to wrap up that last little bit. But 158 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 4: and then we got there. 159 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, well done. Let's go to Jackiet Jakie. How did 160 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 1: a snack save your life? My friend? 161 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 9: I went out for a lunch break, had my smoke, 162 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 9: and decided five minutes before I pick up a germ doughnut, 163 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 9: took a bite at the germ doughnut, jam squirted out 164 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 9: the other end, completely drenched my white shirt. Oh no, Now, 165 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 9: I was running leg to a meeting and eventually missed 166 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 9: the meeting because I was running a leg cleaning the 167 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 9: germ off my shirt. 168 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 4: Yep. 169 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 9: Fast forward a few months down the truck that meeting. 170 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 9: Apparently they had discussed some pretty shady dealings, and the 171 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 9: and the regulator got involved, got them all fined, and 172 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 9: about three quarters of the people that attended that meeting 173 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 9: were all subsequently fired. Thing I would have most like. 174 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 4: Not, you know, died, not your professional life would have died. 175 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,480 Speaker 3: Those snacks saved your life. 176 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 4: It can be a metaphor, but we'll take anything at 177 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 4: this stage for the first two. 178 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: Sure, let's go to look here. 179 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 4: That was good. 180 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 3: That was amazing, bloody, I was interested when he was like, 181 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,160 Speaker 3: the regulator got involved killed everyone. 182 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, shooting party just came through, blasted the whole. 183 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 2: I was waiting for a very sick finish with the fishes, 184 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,680 Speaker 2: like a crane fell on the room and everyone died. 185 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,440 Speaker 2: Everyone's waiting for that. Let's got to Luki here, Luki. 186 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 2: How did a snack save your life? 187 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 4: Mate? 188 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,080 Speaker 8: Hey, boys and poo pants? How are you? 189 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,160 Speaker 1: I love it? 190 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 4: Hello? Wow? That is good stuff. 191 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 8: Yeah, so we were We went on a overseas treatment, 192 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 8: went up, went over to Florence in Italy. 193 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 4: In Florence a couple of times. 194 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 3: Look, so carry on, beautiful any landmarks, I'll know what 195 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 3: you're talking about. 196 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 8: How good such a romantic place with all the old 197 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,200 Speaker 8: buildings and that. Yeah, of course, so that was good. 198 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,080 Speaker 8: That was a good holiday. And we we ended we 199 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 8: ended up. Yeah, we're walking through one of those towns 200 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:34,319 Speaker 8: and ridge town regional ones regional forli. 201 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 4: Beautiful Tuscany is what they call regional fliens. Look but 202 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 4: carry on. 203 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:42,839 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, so it was really nice. And anyway, so 204 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 8: I was going to say we were, we came across 205 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:50,360 Speaker 8: you know those buskers that you see like in Australia, 206 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 8: Well they have them in Florence as well, I believe 207 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 8: it or not. And so we've all, we're all gathered 208 00:09:55,679 --> 00:10:00,599 Speaker 8: around and it's such a nice afternoon. And then you 209 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 8: wouldn't believe it. So it's a knife thrower and he's 210 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 8: he's doing a fair few dangerous tricks and all of 211 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 8: a sudden he's picked me to throw throw a knife. 212 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 4: Oh I know exactly what's going on. 213 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,880 Speaker 8: Yeah, And I'm like, now, we don't do this in Australia. 214 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,040 Speaker 8: Why would you throw a knife at me? 215 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,280 Speaker 3: I know who Luke is. And this smell, this smells 216 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 3: like a rat. I'm smelling right here. 217 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 4: Luke you are You're full of it. Luke. You've caught 218 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:27,800 Speaker 4: up before, haven't you. 219 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,600 Speaker 8: I think I have called up before, but I'm called up. 220 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:35,560 Speaker 8: But let me finish the story because actually really sorry, 221 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:40,959 Speaker 8: and I will come mate. Throwing the knife at me right, 222 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 8: and then I've actually missed it. Would you believe it? 223 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 8: I've missed there, It's gone straight into my chest. 224 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 4: Oh god, you're full of ship. 225 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 8: And obviously my wife's screaming yeah, down, yeah, yeah, yeah 226 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 8: over knife. Well, actually top Pocket. 227 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:04,840 Speaker 2: Had a picnic, but get the hell, get get out that. 228 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,439 Speaker 3: You got banned from the show last time with that 229 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,760 Speaker 3: crap around the swordfish, and you did you don't piss off. 230 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,959 Speaker 4: That is extraordinary. 231 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 3: You can't just get him to call. Every time you've 232 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 3: got a rank phone topic and no one calls. 233 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 1: This is a total coincidence that I brought up that exactly. 234 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,680 Speaker 4: You mean with Florence as well. You gotta be interested 235 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,040 Speaker 4: and then you turn me around. 236 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,920 Speaker 3: How are you done with that? 237 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 5: Why not check out more from Willen Woody on The 238 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 5: Full Show podcast.