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Speaker 1: We've got a little brand new segment which which which

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Speaker 3: That's right, incredibly mediocre moment.

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Speaker 1: No one cares. Her parents would have said wow when

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Speaker 4: Sure, but now we are the show that is offering

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Speaker 4: you these official plarks where you can place these mediocre moments,

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Speaker 3: Now, No, No, I didn't. I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I definitely didn't say that. I definitely didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: That it's actually quite bad. What's happened? Well, you're laughing.

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Speaker 4: Give us a song to think of a new idea

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Speaker 3: The lawyers are here.

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Speaker 4: They're all wiping their brows of sweat. All right, now,

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Speaker 3: Now she was a child. Yes, so I'd love to

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Speaker 4: I'd prefer gullible adults, but a couple of gullible kids.

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Speaker 1: When they though, Jesus, that's really good. Jesus got mad here? Hey, Matte,

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Speaker 4: I guess it's like Walt Disney. You know he froze himself.

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Speaker 1: Walt Disney's frozen. No, he's not Disney, And I do

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Speaker 4: And the lawyers have come back and I completely take

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Speaker 1: Disney's frozen, the ridiculous thing.

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Speaker 3: It's a rumor, though, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's an old wife.

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Speaker 3: No, that's silly.

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Speaker 1: Body was putting a cryonic story, the most enjuring legends.

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Speaker 3: But it's I'm proving again how gullible I am. Maddie.

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Speaker 4: What did you what did you? What did you make

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Speaker 6: My parents made me believe back in primary school that

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Speaker 4: Can you remember the moment that the penny dropped where

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well it was back in primary school out of

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Speaker 1: Man, I love that.

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Speaker 7: So when you when you hear the music going on,

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Speaker 1: Did you say that as a kid as well? Like idiots? Look, guys,

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Speaker 3: Very well? Your friend made you believe something?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so she once told me that ants die off

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, right, because that's worse.

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Speaker 4: That's the bad moment when you reveal to someone like

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's the tough moment. They're hard ones. Interestingly, though,

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Speaker 4: I don't know if that is a fun fact. Now

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Speaker 1: If you ever just for it's about terrain, you will

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Speaker 3: No, I disagree, And we're going to get a speed gun.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to borrow a speed gun a police station.

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Speaker 1: Mate. I'm just telling you, they move faster right before

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Speaker 3: I get the reason, I don't think they move faster.

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Speaker 3: So we're going to test that out on the show.

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Speaker 4: So you know, watching the space, I'm getting a speed

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Speaker 1: I have to wait for terrain. Where do you speed gun?

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Speaker 3: It's a waiting game speed You've got a friend as

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm doing good, You're doing pretty good.

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Speaker 3: What did you believe? Mate?

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Speaker 10: Mate?

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Speaker 4: I tell you what though, Akuda, like, if if cows

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Speaker 1: Everyone, whoa chill out, mate, you're off. You just shut up.

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Speaker 3: Why did you turn the machine on?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's your machine made. My machine's fine.

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Speaker 4: All will be revealed as to while we have machines

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Speaker 3: You believe that laid eggs? Can you close us out? Made?

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Speaker 1: Shine's going nuts? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We've got a song.

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Speaker 3: This is this look.

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Speaker 4: If you're a big you know, news news buff, you'll

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Speaker 4: But I'm hoping you haven't seen it, the story from Perth.

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Speaker 3: Great, great, I can always trust you to not sift

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to give you the dates, and then

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Speaker 1: Great?

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Speaker 3: I don't think I prefer that.

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Speaker 1: I think why would you if you're going to repurpose,

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Speaker 1: But we're savvy favors.

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Speaker 3: Three weeks survived for three weeks?

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Speaker 1: What happened to that? How did this make the news?

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Speaker 3: It's just a lot of work. It was a lot

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Speaker 1: Like, how does as much adman as your ceremonial duties

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Speaker 1: So a fishing?

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Speaker 3: Don't you call us?

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Speaker 10: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: A thirty six year old dad was fishing. He received

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fishing, said the fine.

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Speaker 3: So he's nude.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean he had it red for his

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Speaker 4: Put the rod in between his butt cheeks for what

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Speaker 4: to What about gags with his mates?

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Speaker 1: Well, not for leverage or anything like that.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I don't think it'll help you

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Speaker 1: If you've got someone to lean over the side.

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Speaker 4: Option two, that's silly. Two, he was using condoms as bait.

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Speaker 4: Why would they confusing because I think it's food, but

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Speaker 3: No, I understand that, but well they might get confused.

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Speaker 4: Or option three he was having a beer. Will which

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Speaker 4: or he was having a beard thinking music there, Michael.

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Speaker 1: Good question, fishing rod between these but it's not the

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Speaker 4: Well, arounding out but cheeks because that's pretty funny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty Australian.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing we gained from it. And why would that

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Speaker 1: Why would the cops be angry about a fishing rob.

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Speaker 3: You're locking in between the but.

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Speaker 4: In correct, he was having a beer.

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Speaker 3: Quite a boring story, Yeah, gotcha?

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Speaker 1: Double bye, God we are this is a silly show.

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Speaker 4: That's what happens when you put too of my just

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Speaker 4: in the show. And that's a note for the producers.

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Speaker 4: And that's a note for the producers. Let's get a

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Speaker 4: serious one. You're up next, great, you're.

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Speaker 1: Up wardrow little story I want to share with you

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Speaker 1: from the land of producer them, can I say to

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Speaker 1: not about this.

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Speaker 3: About me my response.

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Speaker 1: In general, there's a story that I have up my

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Speaker 1: sleeve with they're very nervous about and they don't and

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Speaker 1: right now like them on edge. They are on the edge.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting all these looks constantly like is he going

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Speaker 1: to do it now? They don't know where I'm going

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Speaker 1: do it now.

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Speaker 4: And they're already feeling a bit silly. Put too much

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Speaker 4: woody content in this show. And it's been silly already.

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Speaker 1: Self spanking for the producers from the start. And you know,

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Speaker 1: it's been a jungle. It's been the first time out

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Speaker 4: And now no, now I won't have that.

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Speaker 3: I won't say that.

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Speaker 1: It's I'll take but no, come on, we're great an

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Speaker 4: We're the gullible calls though great, so good. Yeah, that'll

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Speaker 3: So you know you'll catch that tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: You know, William Woody a fresh way to drive home,

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Speaker 4: and you're here, you'll hear a grab.

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Speaker 3: You'll hear a grab of well.

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Speaker 1: To put everybody at ease, I'm not doing this story that.

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Speaker 3: I tell you.

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Speaker 1: If enough people text in and say will do the story,

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Speaker 1: then I'll do this.

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Speaker 3: People know the text number?

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Speaker 1: What is the text number?

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Speaker 3: No one knows what.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, we haven't got We've got a text number, Mike,

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Speaker 1: what's the text number?

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Speaker 3: Oh four two nine thirteen one oh six.

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Speaker 4: Five four two nine sis?

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Speaker 1: And the text the text line is as well, I

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Speaker 4: No, it's just four two nine Then our number thirteen

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Speaker 3: Okay, easy, it's really easy.

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Speaker 1: Enough people text in and say, will do the story?

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Speaker 1: I'll do this now. I'm not doing it.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn'tand some support about you know, the day. The

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Speaker 1: Far still last people to text about one thing. Don't

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Speaker 3: Text is about whatever.

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Speaker 1: Woods story from Sweden, Mike, and just for the sake

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Speaker 1: there is, I ted.

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Speaker 3: True, that's as bad as our show's been so far.

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Speaker 1: All right, now, I need to get to the point.

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Speaker 3: We're getting a lot of text saying will do the story.

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Speaker 1: We are, but I'm not doing it now. I'll do

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Speaker 1: fifty texts to do the story now. It's a lot

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Speaker 1: of text, but I think we can do it. Otherwise

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Speaker 1: they'll be angry at me. They'll be like, oh, you

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a lot of texts.

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Speaker 3: The text line works.

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Speaker 1: Holy she whiz.

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Speaker 3: Someone said, what do you do the story? It's Will

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Speaker 1: Back to this Sweden picature in Sweden. There's a big

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Speaker 1: Princess Adrian. Right, she's getting christened, right, great, she's getting christened.

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Speaker 1: And Princess Princess Leonora, right, who I think is Princess

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Speaker 1: She starts rolling around and screaming in the aisles. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh Jesus, that's actual audio. Go again. A baby, six

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Speaker 3: Girl, six year old girl goes off at the christening.

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Speaker 1: At the Christian The one child's getting christened, the other

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I just saw this and I

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Speaker 1: for people, for siblings. I'm sorry, I can't. I can't

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Speaker 1: keep talking about this.

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Speaker 3: We have pay text the least.

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Speaker 1: We've got hundreds of texts.

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Speaker 4: How about take the calls and the story is coming next?

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Speaker 3: What's that beast?

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Speaker 2: I would say, probably not good timing, but the text

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Speaker 1: We've had one hundred and ninety one texts and.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe how many texts we've just so, you've

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Speaker 4: got so stuff your christening story, mate, everyone's really who

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Speaker 1: Christian story story world? Oh my gosh, what is Woody do?

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Speaker 3: Wilming?

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Speaker 1: All right, so we're going fair spoken, and I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to do the christening story.

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Speaker 4: But to be honest, mate, you've lost me a girl

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Speaker 4: crying at a christening. Well, Snorsville knew ship, wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure I had a good punchline. But it's a

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Speaker 4: So what we're doing, we're going to go to a

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Speaker 1: The messages don't be a don't be.

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Speaker 4: I've got Woody lift your game, will tell the story,

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Speaker 4: all right.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for everyone text in. We've heard you. I'll

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Speaker 1: do it up next. I'll do it. Sorry, great, great

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Speaker 1: to go to a song and I'll do the story

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Speaker 1: up next. I told you though, kids in cars be warned.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's sensitive.

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Speaker 1: Easy it is. That's why the producer on edge about it.

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Speaker 3: He didn't tell me that. All right, we'll now I

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Speaker 3: get more texting. Definitely do it all right.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing the story. I'm doing the story, doing the story,

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Speaker 1: all right. Up next, We've got the text. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, every sected. I'm doing the story. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: the story now. I think apparently we've just been wrapped

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Speaker 1: over the knuckles because we're faughing around too much on

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Speaker 1: this show. So we will move on in an express

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Speaker 1: and efficient manner.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, look out, this show is about to about we're

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Speaker 3: about to heat. It's going to get hot, and please

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Speaker 3: get texting this. By the way, I can't believe me.

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Speaker 3: Text just receipt.

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Speaker 1: I just got told to stop plugging the text line

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Speaker 1: because anyway, Look mate.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get there.

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Speaker 1: We are in trouble, so we need to carry on

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Speaker 1: and the story.

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Speaker 3: Come on.

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Speaker 1: I have put a lot of pressure on myself. I

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Speaker 1: don't need to put a little bit of a call

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Speaker 1: out kids in cars here, but I'm going to do

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Speaker 1: the story and I need to get on with it.

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Speaker 1: So here we go. Thank you ever un the text in.

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Speaker 3: The show, Here we go. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: A man who claims to have the largest penis on

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Speaker 1: the planet.

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Speaker 3: No makes.

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Speaker 4: What I'm sure every runs is happy.

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Speaker 1: Sexual conquests have included some of Hollywood's biggest celebrities. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: can I so many questions? Do you want to start

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Speaker 1: with the size?

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Speaker 3: That was my first question?

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Speaker 9: Got to know?

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Speaker 3: And is he in the Guinness records or.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he had a tiff. He had had a tiff

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Speaker 1: recently with a guy called Roberto Cabrera who also claimed the.

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Speaker 3: Same thing, the biggest in the world.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he was claiming nineteen inches was apparently false and

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Speaker 1: dot and and he's he said that's false. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this guy, Jonah Falcon, Jonah's Falcon, Jonah Falcon has claimed

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Speaker 1: that Oscar nominees and Oscar winners Wow have sought him

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Speaker 1: out just to give it a go thanks to his

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Speaker 1: thirteen and a half inch member wow thirty four centimeters

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Speaker 1: of man.

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Speaker 3: Is that now I'm trying to say, this is I

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Speaker 3: don't think.

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Speaker 1: We need to go into that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I know what you're saying, but I think it's

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Speaker 3: important to know.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, on the norm.

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Speaker 3: Say that that's.

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Speaker 1: On the norm, on the norm all the time. It's

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Speaker 1: without without it. Yes, holy mold, that's that's the reality

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Speaker 1: of the situation.

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Speaker 3: So has he given any names there of the people

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Speaker 3: that have.

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Speaker 1: No, he's no, he has it. He has, he has.

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Speaker 1: He has comprehensively said that it is not Meryl Streep

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Speaker 1: because okay, she's the most decorated winner. So he just

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Speaker 1: wanted to go out there and say it's not Meryll.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the only one he said. It's definitely not.

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Speaker 1: That's the only one he said.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's it.

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Speaker 1: That's the only one he said. But he said he's

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Speaker 1: also he's an actor, and he said it's handicapped. He's

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Speaker 1: acting because people won't hire him because because it's too

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Speaker 1: it's too hard. Isn't that just so good?

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Speaker 3: Is it too hard to hide the ball play?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, he said that because everybody's.

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Speaker 3: So well known.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the guy with the big Yeah that how can

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Speaker 4: he play Gludeaus Maximus Meridius when he's when everyone.

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Speaker 1: Knows that's exactly?

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's really tough on him. I know that's really tough.

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Speaker 3: I know hard to be the guy with the biggest

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Speaker 3: penis in the world.

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Speaker 1: I think it would be tough. But he's so good

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Speaker 1: in bed apparently that he's Yeah, it's not hard. Oscar

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Speaker 1: Nomine calling it and I love to know. I can't

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Speaker 1: see Brad Pitt picking up the phone and calling him

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Speaker 1: by himself, Like, does Brad Pitt call his agent there

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Speaker 1: and go get it?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 1: What to mind a session with the falcon?

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Speaker 3: I want a falcon, that's holly, can.

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Speaker 1: You give you give a call and see if I

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Speaker 1: can give it.

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Speaker 3: Give me. Well, here's the thing. And I'm obviously not

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Speaker 3: saying this with any knowledge at all, but I've got

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Speaker 3: a feeling he might.

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Speaker 1: You think he'd call his agent and you go, I've

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Speaker 1: heard there's a guy I wouldn't mind giving it a crack.

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Speaker 1: Can you put the call in for I.

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Speaker 3: Think it's a curiosity thing.

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Speaker 4: I think you've got these absolute stars that bed so

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Speaker 4: many men women, and then you.

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Speaker 1: Go like they could have anyoney at the drop of

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Speaker 1: the hat.

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Speaker 3: I've heard there's this guy out there called the Falcon.

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Speaker 3: He's got this human I want.

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Speaker 1: To try it.

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Speaker 3: I've got to try.

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Speaker 1: So here's my next question for you. And this is

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Speaker 1: kind of what I find really interesting about it. Do

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Speaker 1: you think that knowing that somebody is good in bead

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Speaker 1: trump's how sexually attractive they actually are?

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Speaker 3: Really good? Question?

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Speaker 1: Like, if we put them up against each other. So,

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Speaker 1: let's say you meet somebody, right and they're an eight

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Speaker 1: out of ten? Yeah right, you're going to visually visually ten. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're just gonna put personality aside. We're just playing the

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Speaker 1: shallow game for a sec. You walk into a bar,

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Speaker 1: you meet an out of eight out of ten, right,

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Speaker 1: and then you meet her friend or his friend who

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Speaker 1: happens to be a soft five. Yeah right, And I

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Speaker 1: know I'm using challow numbers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just for the hypothetical.

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Speaker 1: But your mate says to you, Hey, you know the

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Speaker 1: five over there, Tom cat in the sack. In the

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Speaker 1: words of Sam Rockwell from Charlie's Angel, really good question.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: It's a really good question.

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Speaker 1: Is it a question you think you should put to

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Speaker 1: everyone else?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely? I'd love to hear the female perspective on this

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 4: I'm really should buy what female saying thirty one O

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Speaker 4: sixty five is our number?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: What's what's more of a pool to the to the

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Speaker 4: beardream just raw looks, yes, physical appearance or the nola

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Speaker 4: that they are very good in bed, in the bed train?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: What? What? What would draw you more to the person.

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Speaker 3: Just off the bat?

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Speaker 4: From my perspective, yes, I would say the knowledge that

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Speaker 4: they're good in bed gives them three more points on.

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Speaker 3: The shallows out of ten.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so a five would go up with the knowledge

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Speaker 4: that that's just off the bat.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to hear what other people's thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Didn't she isn't. I think it probably changes you get

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Speaker 1: older as well. I think as you get older, it's

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Speaker 1: just like, well, give me the experience, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 4: It's a curiosity thing. It's like, what makes them so good?

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Speaker 4: Maybe I can learn from them?

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Speaker 1: Other thing is I mean? And if one of these

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Speaker 1: people calls, I would love to know if you are

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Speaker 1: renowned as one of these tomcats. How far is it

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Speaker 1: going yet?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And how quickly does the rumor get out? And

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Speaker 3: do you get people come out to you?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've never had it unfortunately, no six five

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Speaker 1: appearance or good in bed? Which would you because it

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Speaker 1: next with the money if you just joined us. It

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Speaker 1: has been a bit of a the show's man uzz.

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Speaker 1: But we're getting it back on track. We're moving fast.

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Speaker 1: I have plead, I have. We are we're trying to

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Speaker 1: are we're talking about We're talking about American Jonah Falcon.

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Speaker 1: He's forty seven and he has he claims to have

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Speaker 1: the largest penis in the world.

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Speaker 3: Ye. Great, we're back on track, baby.

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Speaker 1: Now. I was I wasn't going to do this story,

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Speaker 1: but due to popular support, Yeah, we're here. We're here now.

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Speaker 1: And I apologize if your kids are in the car,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about this. I didn't mean for na, but

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Speaker 1: here we are. Sometimes these things happen. He says that

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Speaker 1: Oscar winners legitimate Oscar winners have contacted him, not one,

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Speaker 1: multiple have contacted him saying that they would like a

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Speaker 1: session with him purely based on the size and what

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Speaker 1: they've heard. His reputation precedes him. And it got us going.

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Speaker 1: It got us going, It got us talking.

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Speaker 3: It didn't get us.

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Speaker 1: Going, No, he goes talking. Yes, would you rather have

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Speaker 1: looks or the red mutation that you've got in bed?

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Speaker 1: And more importantly, what is more attractive? What's got more

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Speaker 1: a llure to it?

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Speaker 4: So I should to hear people's thoughts, and I'm so

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Speaker 4: glad to read that we've got Monika here. Monica, you've

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Speaker 4: actually studied psychology and you've got some thoughts on this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, talk touous mom. What's the situation?

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Speaker 11: I think it depends if you're a man or a

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Speaker 11: woman on what your aunts would be.

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Speaker 1: Why.

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Speaker 11: Well, in the bedroom, men are more stimulated from visual feedback,

643
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 11: so if the woman's visually attractive, they're more likely to finish,

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Speaker 11: whereas women need that tactile so hands on stimulation and

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Speaker 11: emotional connection to be better off in the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's really interesting. Yeah, yeah, that's so interesting.

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Speaker 4: So for a woman, she would actually prefer to be

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Speaker 4: with a guy who's good in the bedroom as opposed

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Speaker 4: to just good looking.

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Speaker 11: You think, yeah, I think so there will be a

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Speaker 11: couple of people who'll agree of the majority go that way.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting, mind. I love that, and I think it's

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Speaker 1: fascinating because it's probably a good lesson for everyone going

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Speaker 1: down the track that you know, you're not necessarily just

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Speaker 1: you're not just because someone's good looking doesn't necessarily mean

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Speaker 1: they're going to be a good bit. And actually, interestingly

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Speaker 1: would we were saying before that it often goes the

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Speaker 1: opposite way. It often does. It's really rare that you

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Speaker 1: you know, be with someone who aesthetically is an absolute knockout,

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Speaker 1: that they are all so really good in bed. It's hard,

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Speaker 1: And we were saying that that's often because we think

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Speaker 1: that the hot people get complacent.

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Speaker 3: Well, they just had it easy their whole lives.

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Speaker 4: They never you know, never went to classes or you know,

665
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Speaker 4: did tutorials.

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Speaker 3: That I spent a lot of time school.

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Speaker 1: They didn't have to generate this room and mill about themselves.

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Speaker 1: You know that they were good in bed, which is

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Speaker 1: often you know, an uglier person's greatest has it sure

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Speaker 1: face like a drop meat pie.

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Speaker 4: But god damn it and made pies in here, you know,

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Speaker 4: and but unfortunately we're also not good in bed. We've

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Speaker 4: got Tom here, Tom, Hey, gown, how are you Tom?

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Speaker 11: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Guys, Hey, this is Tom Kay from the USA. How

676
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: are you good?

677
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: Tom from the USA? How are you talk to us?

678
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: It looks it looks or good in bed? What do

679
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: you reckon? I'm gonna I'm just gonna say, straight to

680
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: the package? Can we talk about that?

681
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know, I don't know.

682
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 6: I mean, I got a lot of hot friends, a

683
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 6: lot of hot girls and a lot of hot boyfriends.

684
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 8: But I think when someone comes around and someone says, oh.

685
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 6: You know, he's really good in bed, or like, it's

686
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 6: really he's if he's really good in bed.

687
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm just like, but what does his package look like?

688
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: Can we just get closer? So sorry, you're just sor

689
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: and it's all about can I say I didn't.

690
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: Really gone to a psychologist?

691
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: To Tom, I'm good nother questions for you, Tom, because

692
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: obviously it's too heterosexual. That's not a conversation that we

693
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: have very often. But obviously that's a cover. That's a

694
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: conversation that women have very often, and it's a conversation

695
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: that like a lot of my gay friends I always

696
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: to talk about and I just I can't weigh in

697
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: on it, but like it's obviously it's obviously a factor

698
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: like this guy's this guy's at thirty four centimeters is

699
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: that attractive? I mean, look, I'll give it a try.

700
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: I mean, good afternoon, everyone, will and Woody getting your home.

701
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,920
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Speaker 1: couple of listeners as well. I have gotten a chance

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Speaker 1: to get some hands get their hands on a I

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Speaker 1: believe it's going to be a house coffee intervention. They're

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Speaker 1: guys who get called. It's going to be happening very

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Speaker 1: very shortly on the show. Also a brand new segment,

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Speaker 1: Pluck Me. But you can look forward to on your

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Speaker 1: Thursday Afternoon, William Woody getting your home. Fascinating story here,

716
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: just amazing effort from some dude. There's a far right

717
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: German politician who is essentially is a Holocaust denier, amongst

718
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: other things. Well, he doesn't believe the Holocaust hasn't exactly

719
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: he says that, I don't know if that's just the case.

720
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: I think he's also saying that they shouldn't apologize for it. Okay,

721
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: not a nice man anyway. He's gone for a swim

722
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: at a public pool, right and while he's gone at

723
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: the pool, this bloke has followed him to the pool.

724
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 4: And taken his clothes, so I knew who he was

725
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 4: obviously was.

726
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: And now there is now this footage going to Germany

727
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: of this sixty five year old dude. It is boxer

728
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: shorts through the streets with the police officers has to

729
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: try and tell him what's happened to him. And I

730
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: don't think like this isn't I don't think that there

731
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: is really anything wrong with celebrating bad guys getting their

732
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: come uppance.

733
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 3: Yep.

734
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 4: I think the come up and can go too fast sometimes,

735
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 4: But I think a cute one like making him walk

736
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 4: through the streets and boxes is absolutely just amazing.

737
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: How good is that? And I really want to know

738
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Speaker 1: thirty one six ' five, what revenge have you guys

739
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: got on a bad guy? Like, who's someone in your

740
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: life who has just fad just a monumental tool, who

741
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: might have given you a grief? They might have bullied you.

742
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: It might have been a teacher that you've had, It

743
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: might have been one of one of your mate's parents,

744
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: for example, and you manage to get your sweet revenge.

745
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: It always reminds me this stuff of of that scene

746
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: in Matilda when Matilda can first start using her powers,

747
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: when she puts the newt in. The trunch pulls this

748
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: classroom in this school.

749
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 9: I am god, she throwing one of the kids out

750
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 9: out of the classroom window.

751
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: And then Matilda save surf for bad landing and she

752
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: and like flies through this grass. It's a great seat,

753
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: and the trunch pulls the ultimate person in this scenario.

754
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: But it can be anything, you know. There's a whole

755
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: Reddit thread devoted to this called justice porn, where they

756
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: it's literally just videos of people attacking unjustifiably their girlfriends

757
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 1: or like not knowing that the person that there's somebody

758
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: else around the corner who can defend them, and then

759
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: them copying that as a result, or like guys trying

760
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: to attack people in the street with knives not knowing

761
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: that they're attacking a tai chi master. Oh yeah, and

762
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 1: just getting these awesome moments where you get this sweet

763
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: feeling of justice just by watching it. But thirteen one

764
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: and six five, I want to reach into your lives

765
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: way of this thing. Right now, what's the best revenge

766
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: you've ever got on a bully on a big band

767
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: go in your life?

768
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 4: This isn't necessarily a bully, But at the time, I

769
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 4: think she was being a bad person.

770
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 3: It was my mother.

771
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 4: And she was being particularly she was going too hard

772
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 4: with the punishment, in my opinion, and she was going

773
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 4: with the wooden spoon on the tushy, which she was

774
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 4: a great mother. Can I just say, and you know,

775
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 4: I definitely deserve the tushy smack with the wooden spoon.

776
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 4: But she went to go and whack my bum with

777
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 4: the wooden spoon, and the wooden spoon broke.

778
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 3: And that was the best moment.

779
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I have you where the falls

780
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: haven't breaks in taking all all of your power.

781
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: Mum also put soap in my sister's mouth when she

782
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 4: swore again as the punished, and then Sarah just spewed

783
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 4: in her face.

784
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: Well, it might have been down there when you were

785
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: a kid, exactly that if you're back in school, and

786
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: it might You might not have planned it. Maybe they

787
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: were trying to get you, and exactly there was just

788
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: this instant moment of revenge that occurred. God was on

789
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: your side. Thirty one or six five? What's the best

790
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: revenge you've gotten a bad guy? We'll take the calls

791
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,240
Speaker 1: up next with them, will take you girls right now.

792
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: I really won't know what's the best revenge you've gotten

793
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: a bad guy? Nikata as good as called Nakata, tell

794
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: us your story. Hi, Hi guys, Hikata.

795
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 3: Love the show that takes Nakata.

796
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 8: But I used to work at kmart. Oh yeah, and

797
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 8: I used to have the loveliest job of being the

798
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 8: door greader and having to check the bag. Yeah, and

799
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 8: being the door greader, you did get threatened a lot

800
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 8: because some people are trying to steal some things, et cetera.

801
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 8: But for people that were really quite nasty, I used

802
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 8: to keep the tags that made the barriers go off

803
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 8: in my pocket.

804
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 11: Truty guard was near that they could hear it and

805
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 11: hear interest with it.

806
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 3: I just used to dump some in their bags at

807
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 3: the very bottom.

808
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: They would have security.

809
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 8: They're kind of staring at them, going like what are

810
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 8: you feeling?

811
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 11: But really it was just me being nasty.

812
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 4: And again it's when you're going after the nasty people,

813
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 4: they bloody deserve it.

814
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 3: So great stuff, well done, great stuff.

815
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Speaker 1: Really good day here mate, welcome to the show. What's

816
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: U what's the best revenge you got?

817
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: The bad guy?

818
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 5: Well, just after high school, I had an ex girlfriend

819
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 5: who was a bit bitter. He teamed up with this

820
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 5: bloke to come around and egg my car. But I

821
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 5: got home, so I was walking into the house. It

822
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 5: was quite late, and so I saw him do it

823
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 5: in his parents' car. So I knew who it was

824
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 5: and went around to his house and told his parents,

825
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 5: and so they have called him up on the phone

826
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 5: and threatened him and told him to get home immediately.

827
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 5: So she viousally come home, got out of the car

828
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 5: with my ex and his dad's a lawyer and started

829
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 5: blowing up at him, and then his mom's made him

830
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 5: follow me up to the local car wash and wash

831
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 5: it by hand.

832
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh so good time.

833
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 4: And that's just so satisfying just sitting there, I making

834
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 4: you got a little a frosty coke there.

835
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 3: Yes, and just watch that person's car.

836
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: I had a similar story. It's interesting when you get

837
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: the parents involved. It's never good to go and get

838
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: the parents involved. But parents watching their kids do something

839
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: awful to somebody else and then making them, you know,

840
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: have to apologize or do something to compensate for what

841
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: they've done to the other person is just amazing. And

842
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: I had one of those instances. You remember, I went

843
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: home with somebody and her brother. I went and her

844
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 1: brother was there, remember this, Yes, Yes, And.

845
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 3: I went home with the girl.

846
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: I went home with the girl and you were on

847
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: the couch together.

848
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Speaker 3: I was, we won't go into it too much.

849
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: Couch yes, coatching show together, watching Master Chef and cooking

850
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: up some good dishes that night. And the brother came

851
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: home and cracked it at me, absolutely cracked it at

852
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: me and told me to get out. Was like right

853
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: in my face, physically dragging me off the couch. And

854
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: then the mum heard all of this and came down

855
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 1: and made him apologize to my face on the spot

856
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: and then frog marched him back up the stairs point

857
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: he said, I'm so sorry, mate, and she said to him,

858
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: he is not your mate. Oh wow, I know. She

859
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: introduced herself and you know, we kept watching Master Chef Danielle.

860
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: How are you hi, daniel We're talking about revenge on

861
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: bad guys. This is about your uncle.

862
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 12: Yes, that's great.

863
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 3: He's racist.

864
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 12: And so what I did was I photocopied a government

865
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 12: department blairhead. It had that he was to host some

866
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 12: refugees that actually from Vietnam that actually had goats, So

867
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 12: he had to host his goat on on the land.

868
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: He had to he had to look after a goat,

869
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 1: his goat.

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00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 12: Yeah, these got these people were bringing goats in.

871
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and again.

872
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 12: He had to hont the family and the goats.

873
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 4: So sorry, and you're doing all of this because he

874
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 4: so your uncle is racist. So your your revenge was

875
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 4: to put together a government letter saying that he had

876
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 4: to host a goat and refugees.

877
00:41:54,680 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: What was he what was he throwing the immigrations department?

878
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he told my mom that he got

879
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 12: these wired letter that arg him that he was to

880
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 12: host me for refugees and go say, look we don't

881
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 12: know nothing about.

882
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: This, so good.

883
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 4: Yeah he was assuming though.

884
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 1: That's so good, Daniel.

885
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 12: He used to call us the walk kids because we're.

886
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: Talians to kids.

887
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 12: Wow and racist, right, like totally so I thought, are

888
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 12: you out so learning back at you?

889
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, well and you got in with the guys.

890
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 4: But brilliant, that's a creative way about it.

891
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: Absolutely brilliant.

892
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

893
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's great stuff.

894
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 3: That is great stuff.

895
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed all that.

896
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 4: I can't believe the guy bought it, like like refugee

897
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 4: family and the.

898
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: Goats and like sure at that point, you're going, no,

899
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: this is the government. Yes, very excited to say that

900
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: we are we hope something we're really enjoyed on this

901
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: show recently. Bloody Oh, I mean I think are these

902
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: are moments where yes, yes, online you can pretty much

903
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: watch anything that you want to watch these days, someone

904
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: has filmed or videoed taken a photo of all these moments,

905
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: because that's what happens these days. We've all got phones

906
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: and we're able to capture them. But funnily enough, that

907
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: means that there are a whole bunch of other moments

908
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: which aren't captured but are still as good and in

909
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: the past when there wasn't any cameras. These would be

910
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: commemorated with plaques and we think plarks are just bloody

911
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: fantastic and we would love to bring them back. So

912
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: we've got a brand new segment for you guys to

913
00:43:54,440 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: give you guys. It's called this My pluck. You break

914
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: your pluck, plack the plaque back? All right, pluck may

915
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: is what we are calling this and a big shout

916
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 1: out to producer can put it one together.

917
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 3: It sounds great and mel of course, yeah, the red Rich.

918
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: Now mate, What we really want to know right now,

919
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: thirty one oh six five is has something happened to

920
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: you at any stage of your existence. It doesn't have

921
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: to have been in the last week. It might have

922
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: been when you were ten years old. A moment that

923
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: occurred somewhere in the world that deserves a pluck that

924
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: nobody else got to witness, or maybe they did get

925
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: to witness it, but you haven't got the photo or

926
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: the footage. It just lives on in story and you

927
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: want people that go to that spot.

928
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 4: To know that you did something incredibly mediocre at that

929
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 4: exact place.

930
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,919
Speaker 3: And by the way, we're not joking when we say

931
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: you get you get.

932
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 4: A pluck, we will I send you a pluck and

933
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 4: you can actually put it in the place where.

934
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 1: The big news today is that all thanks to the guys,

935
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 1: Olympia Trophies Corporate the only place to go for all

936
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: your trophy needs. Absolutely we have pluks to give you.

937
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: We have pluks to give you, and we will right

938
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: on the plark exactly what happened to you as you like,

939
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: and then you can go to that place and you

940
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: can goddamn stick a pluk wherever you like around there.

941
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 4: I still remember, and it's such a shame that this

942
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 4: wasn't captured anywhere.

943
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 3: But I was eight years old, eight nine years old.

944
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 4: It was a hot day, yeah, and I happen to

945
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 4: be and I was so excited about having my paddle pop,

946
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 4: my banana paddle pop ass cram. But in my well,

947
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 4: you know, I'm eight, and of course I got my

948
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 4: shirt off. Probably I was nude. I was an eight

949
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 4: year old and I was nude, and I had a

950
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 4: paddle pop in my hands, and I was so excited.

951
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 4: But in my excitement to get my paddle pop out

952
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 4: of my packaging on the pier, I flicked the paddle

953
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 4: pop out of my hands as it came out of

954
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 4: the packaging. Wait for this, Will, This is still the

955
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 4: most incredible moment that's ever happened in my existence.

956
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 3: I put my foot out, managed to somehow capture the paddle,

957
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 3: pop onto my.

958
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 4: Foot, yeah, balance it for mere seconds, Will, and flick

959
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 4: it back up into not quite my hands, into my

960
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 4: chest and then fell on the pier. But then I

961
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 4: could still eat the paddle. Amazing, hugely meedyocre moment.

962
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: And now what we would love to give you is

963
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: a pluque. That's the guy Olimpia Trophy's corporate give you

964
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: the plant. You can say, this is the this is

965
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: the spot on the fifth of June nineteen ninety seven

966
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: that won ninety seven not bad a million million on

967
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: there that Woody Whitelaw lost his panel, Pop caught it

968
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: with his foot and flicked it back onto his chest

969
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: off the side of the pier. And that would be

970
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: yours to keep to put there for other people to

971
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: relish and enjoy the mind and take.

972
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 4: Your kids there, your grandkids there and they can always

973
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 4: know that this was the moment.

974
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: Let's get some good pluks out there people. Daniel thirteen

975
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 1: one six five Mate, you would like to make a

976
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: plaque for you to commemorate which moment.

977
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 4: Chased by my older brother. I've launched a stone at

978
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 4: him with some distance connected on his stingernail, and then

979
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 4: I'll just fall on tears.

980
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: Hang on, wait wait, hit him on the fingernail, and

981
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: then what and then it was.

982
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 4: Just full blind tears.

983
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh God, absolutly.

984
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 4: He was in pursuit. If he got to you, I'm

985
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 4: assuming he would have given you a beatdown.

986
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: So you've spun around, launched a rock at him and

987
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: drewed him on the finger. Daniel, mate, fingernail.

988
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 3: This is the backyard, big backyard.

989
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 11: There was a serious difference between us.

990
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: It just gets better and better. I love that. I

991
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: love that you've just fun around it. Last resort is

992
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: to te ron and you've drew him on the finger.

993
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: It's worthy of a black Daniel. It's very worthy of

994
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: a plaque. We signed the likes right now, or do we?

995
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 3: I think we're only doing one plank one away. You know,

996
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: we'll do them at the end. Wore the in the end.

997
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: Rebecca here, Rebecca, Hey going, Rebecca, We're going to pluck me.

998
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: You would like a plyk to commemorate a moment in

999
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: your life.

1000
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I would like to say this is where

1001
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 8: the moment Rebecca fell off a balcony and landed sitting

1002
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 8: upright on a garden chair.

1003
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 3: Rebecca, I'm not speaking out a hand here. You're getting

1004
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 3: pl You are absolutely getting that.

1005
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: Is where Becca? Where was it? I was in long

1006
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: How high up is the is the balcony? The balcon

1007
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: it was just like a one like a one little

1008
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: balcony and in a chair.

1009
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1010
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 8: Having having drinks at.

1011
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 12: A friend's house, did you look at the beach and

1012
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 12: I just took one step too far and landed over.

1013
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 4: The edge of about did you have the did you

1014
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 4: like save the drink as well?

1015
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 3: Like a drink was in your hand?

1016
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 1: Oh, the drink got smashed. I didn't have a chance

1017
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: to say that description. We'll get it out of the description.

1018
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 3: It's still incredible.

1019
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: Self a pluque gradu ladies, Daniel said. Guys, you both

1020
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: get plaques all thanks to Olympia Trophies Corporate, the only

1021
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: place to go for all your trophy needs. Now, I

1022
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: believe what we're going to do is we'll write at

1023
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 1: the plaques for you, the guys. Olympia trophies, will write

1024
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: those plarks up for you, will send them out to you.

1025
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: We can't legally tell you to stick the plaques in

1026
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: those places because that would be vandalism.

1027
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 3: That's right.

1028
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: If you decide to do it in your own terms,

1029
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: it's on you.

1030
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 3: It's on you completely.

1031
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: Lawyers will be coming.

1032
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 4: For you, not although we'll have our names on the

1033
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 4: plank where sort of where sort of cooked with you.

1034
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: But if once you do get them, obviously an opportunity

1035
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: to tag is in it. Take a fight of it,

1036
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: police of your plan. And I believe we're looking at

1037
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: using a hashtag. It was going to be plucked me,

1038
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: but there's the issue of that also looking like plaqueme,

1039
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 1: which is a huge.

1040
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 3: Hashtag in France. So we're going to go the hashtag

1041
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 3: get plak you.

1042
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: Liked is the hashtag you guys could use on all

1043
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: your plugs. Blok Where man, we're going to go. We're

1044
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: going to go to the traffic. I'm so pupped about this.

1045
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: Thanks all, Thanks Olivia Trophy's Corporate. They're doing all the

1046
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: planks for you guys. We'll be back next week the

1047
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: same time. We are going to be getting into a

1048
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: little bit of push the Button, but it's going to

1049
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: be all about roasting each other all things. Harris Coffee

1050
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: Roasters up next on Williamuodi. Right now is the time

1051
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,720
Speaker 1: you normally doing push the Button, but we are changing

1052
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: the name the next little while because the brilliant people

1053
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,720
Speaker 1: of it, Harris Coffee, have got on board now. Wonderful

1054
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: people at Harras Coffee love the guys there, love the

1055
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: machine they've put in the building here for every under years.

1056
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, if you guys get your hands on

1057
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: a Harris Coffee intervention, that is a dream. That thing,

1058
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: the Harris Coffee bean, the delish, It's it's absolutely delish,

1059
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: better than stores. They are elite at the moment, they're

1060
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: killing it. Right now, we're changing up Push the Button

1061
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: because they're getting on board and this is a chance

1062
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 1: for us to roast each other all thanks to Harris Coffee,

1063
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: right Harris Copy Roasters for the love of making coffy

1064
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: will and Woody's roasting all right. So the way this

1065
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: works is we are both rigged up to a heart

1066
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: rate monitor and we are going to be playing for

1067
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: a listener here, so we're both same as push the button.

1068
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: We're both going to scorch each other here in the

1069
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: best way we possibly can. Right, we're trying to roast

1070
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: each on the best way we can. The person who's

1071
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: heart rate goes up the most, right will lose. Yes,

1072
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: we are both playing for a listener. So we've got

1073
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Ryan and Sarah on your line right now.

1074
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 3: I'm playing for Ryan.

1075
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: Yes, so I just say very quick hello. If you

1076
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: want to say how to Ryan.

1077
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 3: Ryan, here you go, mate, I'm playing for you now. Ryan.

1078
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 3: I'm a pretty cool head mate. So you're in good hands.

1079
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 9: Ryan.

1080
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: You've you've reached William dot com dot au and if

1081
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: you if Woody has the lowest heart rate, you will

1082
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: win a thousand dollars cash plus a Harris coffee pack. Okay, awesome,

1083
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: all right, good Sarah, I'm playing for you. Can gratulations,

1084
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: you can start celebrating.

1085
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 12: Awesome, Thank you mate.

1086
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: Too easy, all right with that camaraderie.

1087
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 3: There's nothing from wrong.

1088
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: He's annoyed that they called him. They've told him that

1089
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 1: you're playing.

1090
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 3: What goes off like a kettle? All right? No, No,

1091
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 3: I think I can usually go first.

1092
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: So I got to say both those people have registered

1093
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: with them dot com dot au. If you'd like to

1094
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: be a part of this. You can at register will

1095
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: them dot com dot you rigged up to the heart

1096
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: rate machines. Let the roasting begin.

1097
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 3: I'm getting nervous about my road. Heart rate's going on.

1098
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: You're going best, right, You're currently at eighty six.

1099
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 3: So you're and you're at seventy one.

1100
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: Okay, pulse rate, I'm at seventy.

1101
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, here we go, will yeap. When you're receiving

1102
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 3: text messages from your mum complaining about the fact that

1103
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 3: your girlfriend isn't riding back to text messages to a

1104
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 3: family friend called.

1105
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: Beatrice, I know we don't need to know.

1106
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, I've known names there.

1107
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 4: But then you are caught up where you're also dealing

1108
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 4: with your girlfriend. Yes, your mom is also having to

1109
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 4: go at you because she's wondering my girlfriend doesn't.

1110
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 3: Like damn it. Your heart rate is going down? Why

1111
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 3: is what? Are I going down?

1112
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 1: It's almost like it's sunk me. You know, so so

1113
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: annoyed by this?

1114
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 3: Up to one hundred? Why am I.

1115
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 10: You've got up? You've got up while scorching me. I

1116
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 10: went down ten I went down. I went down ten points.

1117
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 3: Not looking good for rhin good try though, I'm back

1118
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 3: down to No, I'm back up. All right, here we go.

1119
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: So let it be known, Sarah starting to feel good.

1120
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 1: Woody's starting heart rate before I scorched him is we're

1121
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: going to say ninety two, ninety two okay, cool woods

1122
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: woods yep for you. You're doing a celebrant course for

1123
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: a very good friend's wedding. You you think you can

1124
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: get through, but you've failed one of the tests, and

1125
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: you get contacted by one of the adjudicators telling you

1126
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: you've failed the cause. And then if you fail the

1127
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: test again, that means that you have to call the judicator. No.

1128
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: Imagine the moment when you have to call our mutual

1129
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: friend to tell you. No. Imagine that moment.

1130
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 4: That's never going to happen, because I can just do

1131
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 4: the course again, but it'll just be very painful for

1132
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 4: me that I have to go through it again.

1133
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 3: So that's all you know.

1134
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 4: If you're listening to the man I'm doing and the

1135
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 4: woman who I'm the wedding for, everything's fine anyway.

1136
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 3: You've won. Clearly, my heart right starrocketed there, So great job, Sarah, you.

1137
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 1: Won a thousand bucks.

1138
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 10: Congratulations, plus Har's copy back and get's mate bad like Ryan,

1139
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 10: did you think what was ever a chance?

1140
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 9: No?

1141
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 3: Good? Yeah, no, thanks Ryan, thanks for not grilling me

1142
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,919
Speaker 3: too much. Make are you real? He did get me there?

1143
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 3: And great stuff, Sarah. It's all thanks to Ara's coffee.

1144
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 3: Well it is.

1145
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 1: It is for the love of making coffee. And yeah,

1146
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 1: you've only been a part of that. Williamoo dot com

1147
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 1: dot au is the place to do it. We're gonna

1148
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 1: get out of here. If you missed anything, iHeartRadio of course.

1149
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: William Woody on Instagram, willanm mood you on Facebook for

1150
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 1: the people that got their plaques given to them for

1151
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: get plarked today, congratulations. Please feel free to hashtag get

1152
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: plarked and if you do, manage to put it in

1153
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: the place that those great things happen, we'd love to

1154
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: hear from you. All Right, We're gonna get out of here.

1155
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 8: It's a fresh way to drive home with will and Woody.