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Speaker 1: Can I just say it's partly cloudy today and a

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Speaker 1: top of twenty two degrees. I've managed to find that

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Speaker 1: out on the.

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Speaker 2: Beg you all right.

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Speaker 3: It's made your.

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Speaker 1: Point on the on the Bureau of Meteorology website, the

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Speaker 1: one that costs nearly one hundred million dollars that nobody likes.

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Speaker 1: Everybody hates it.

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Speaker 4: It's a mistake at work ever made.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, ninety six and a half million dollars.

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Speaker 1: Now they're having parliamentary inquiries into it. How do you

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Speaker 1: mess things up? Have you ever made a costly mistake?

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Speaker 1: Because maybe there's a place for you in this sex

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Speaker 1: another record incredible world.

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Speaker 2: Records Aroum Russell's book of records.

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Speaker 3: We've never seen anything like.

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Speaker 5: We are looking for Perth's most Expensive work mistake called

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Speaker 5: thirteen ten sixty five or tech zero four seven six

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Speaker 5: ninety six ninety six ninety six.

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Speaker 4: We were reminded when we were.

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Speaker 5: Talking about this of an incident that happened some years

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Speaker 5: ago at another person radio station.

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Speaker 4: The man who was the.

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Speaker 5: Former promotions manager at unnamed other radio station is a

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Speaker 5: friend of ours. Paul Visualty.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Paul, thanks for name dropping my full name.

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Speaker 3: So I could be cracked. Appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: We want to talk about a competition that was called

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Speaker 5: cow pat BINGO.

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Speaker 3: I still have nightmare. Didn't go to about that cow.

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Speaker 4: Pat tingo us through tell us what it was about.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So the program director, our lovely program directors love

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Speaker 3: to have these great ideas, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The theory was, we get two hundred listeners in, we

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Speaker 3: get a venue, We put down some AstroTurf. We do

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Speaker 3: sometimes put the squares down and number the squares. Everyone

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Speaker 3: walks in gets their own little square. We bring in

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Speaker 3: a cow and the cow bring in a cow to

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Speaker 3: the venue. Yep, in the middle of the venue. We're

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Speaker 3: just going to bring a cow in and where the

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Speaker 3: cow poops is the person who wins the prize money.

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Speaker 3: Right it seems simple, right s Yes, me know me

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Speaker 3: being a young excited radio guy. Yes, I'll do that.

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Speaker 3: Let me help you sing zingsing for me, talking to

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Speaker 3: every farmer in Perth, finding you know, the best cows,

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Speaker 3: finding all the information about how cows poop. That's a

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Speaker 3: fun fact I still know. And cowpoop every fifteen to

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Speaker 3: thirty minutes, right, this is what I've been told, Right,

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Speaker 3: every thirty minutes that cow's pooping, right, So this farmer

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Speaker 3: goes and I've got the best heifer for you. She

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Speaker 3: got she poops every ten minutes. I'm like, great, So

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Speaker 3: we plan the event with the program director and all

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Speaker 3: the staff that will have an hour function. We'll bring

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Speaker 3: in the cow. The cow will poop in our next

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Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. Event's done, right, good, high five, everyone's got

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Speaker 3: the winner. Everything's great. So in their wisdom as well,

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Speaker 3: they decided, hey, let's not worry about food and catering.

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Speaker 3: They can just have any drink or food they want

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Speaker 3: at this venue for the events. Remember this part, this

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Speaker 3: is the exciting part where I ruined live. We bring

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Speaker 3: in the cow. The cow doesn't poop on so suddenly

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Speaker 3: it's a five and a half our way for a cow.

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Speaker 4: Every ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: Every ten to fifteen to twenty minutes, the cow poop,

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Speaker 3: and my cow decides no, no, she doesn't want to poop.

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Speaker 3: So we're like, what do we do? So yeah, she

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Speaker 3: was his stage fright. So at this stage we've got

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Speaker 3: two hundred guests plus two of their friends, so six

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Speaker 3: hundred people at venue at an open bar. To the

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Speaker 3: point where I also mentioned we were going live on airs.

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Speaker 3: We had an ob truck out the front like an

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Speaker 3: outside broadcast. Every song we'd come back has the cow

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Speaker 3: poops for this time because we thought it was just

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Speaker 3: going to be a sneaky out. The bar ran out

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Speaker 3: of alcohol to the point where our walking through Northbridge

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Speaker 3: going to other venues dearly their alcohol so that we

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Speaker 3: end of the event. We had to pay for an

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Speaker 3: extra high thingk because they couldn't open the venue, because

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Speaker 3: they couldn't let you know, the rest of perth in

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Speaker 3: while I've got a cow in the middle of the venue.

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Speaker 3: It was. It was a seventy thousand dollars food and

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Speaker 3: drink bill.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, this.

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Speaker 3: Is this is the best part. The cow guy goes, oh,

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Speaker 3: we'll just do it for two thousand, five hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: an hour. He then sends us a bill for fifteen

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars to have a cow that didn't poop. What

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Speaker 3: I go back Monday morning to you guys. Yeah, he's here,

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Speaker 3: are eighty five thousand dollar billoo.

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Speaker 4: Come did and eventually it did poop on just one square.

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Speaker 3: It eventually did booph on one square and it was

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Speaker 3: very exciting, and everyone's cheering and applauding, said Cow for

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Speaker 3: pooping Paul times on the way to the truck.

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Speaker 1: You took three times, So Paul, how how how quickly

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Speaker 1: did your career change happen after that?

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Speaker 3: I don't work in radio anymore.

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Speaker 4: And we missed you too. What a great promotion? That

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Speaker 4: all good?

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Speaker 1: All good here, thanks mate, getting.

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Speaker 4: Cow into the lift. Paul, that's just the greatest story

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Speaker 4: of all time. Thank you so much for telling it.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having means.

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Speaker 4: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: The former promotions director, unnamed radio stage.

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Speaker 5: All right, we are looking for Perth's most expensive work

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Speaker 5: mistake today, Diane in two rocks, Good morning, What did

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Speaker 5: you do?

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Speaker 3: Diane?

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Speaker 6: And I used to work for the company called kind

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Speaker 6: Of where made product for the body shop and lash. Yes,

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Speaker 6: and we had a lovely new machine delivered and I

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Speaker 6: forgot that we have melted the waxed ingredients the night before.

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Speaker 6: Went in at six o'clock and went to open the

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Speaker 6: machine with the solid wax and it spent these turning

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Speaker 6: paddles with forty thousand pounds worth of damage.

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Speaker 1: What's that in our money?

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Speaker 4: That's eighty one?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we could.

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Speaker 6: We had the machine less than a month, so yes.

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Speaker 1: Ma, that's that's going to be hard to top.

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Speaker 5: It's not lush, that's good stuff.

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Speaker 4: Sorry. I used to get stuff from there a lot.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was good fun. And I used we used

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Speaker 6: to make you know all the products and things and

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Speaker 6: it was Yeah, it.

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Speaker 1: Was good fun until that happened.

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Speaker 4: And Nelly took an eye out. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Than wow.

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Speaker 5: All right, that's eighty one grand and import Kennedy, what

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Speaker 5: have you got.

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Speaker 3: For us the top?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was working a place in naval base. It

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Speaker 2: was a iron or smoulder and all the slag that

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Speaker 2: comes out of the big kilm would be spilt out

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Speaker 2: onto the floor and we'd actually go in there with

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Speaker 2: a big excavator with a what's called a oil or

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Speaker 2: a rock breaker smash up all the slag. Yes, And

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Speaker 2: I was smashing some slag away one day and accidentally

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Speaker 2: lets a tip and snap the tip on the oil

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Speaker 2: and it cussed the company one hundred and twenty thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars to replace it.

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Speaker 1: That's good because in that business nothing's cheap, is it.

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Speaker 1: Nothing's one mistake and it's it's a big bill's big. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: twenty did you cover it Darren, that.

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Speaker 3: Was the sport.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pocket money.

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Speaker 4: Did you stay with the much longer Tarn?

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Speaker 3: Probably about six months shut down

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Speaker 4: Alright, bank Star