WEBVTT - MINI: The Hotel Mini-bar

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So turned a two week break. We went on a

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<v Speaker 2>family holiday by one we haven't done for years. You

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<v Speaker 2>got on a plane as well. Is it so exciting

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<v Speaker 2>going some for the first time in three years?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>My god, it was so good. We took una, we

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<v Speaker 2>played una together so much wore out there. My god,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like old family holidays. It was really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>And we went to Fiji. Never been before, beautiful place.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been a Fiji person, no, but it's on my

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<v Speaker 2>bucket list. God, it's so nice, pupil, I know down

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<v Speaker 2>there the people are lovely. So we did two days

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<v Speaker 2>in Fiji and then we got on a boat for

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<v Speaker 2>like forty five minutes and went to the middle of nowhere,

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<v Speaker 2>tiny island with only sixteen cottages, and it really was

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the South Pacific Ocean. It was

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of nowhere. It was beautiful. And while

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<v Speaker 2>we were there, you go and like snorkel every day

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<v Speaker 2>you can literally walk straight in beautil, walk to see.

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<v Speaker 2>They saw all kinds of stuff. And then one of

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<v Speaker 2>the days, my wife and I did the most exciting

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<v Speaker 2>thing I've ever done in my life unbelievable. And also

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<v Speaker 2>I was terrifying. We went with a guide, just Sarah myself,

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<v Speaker 2>each on a jet ski right out into the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>We went out for three hours. It's just a guy

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<v Speaker 2>and us and you go and you're it was raining

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<v Speaker 2>as well. We got wet suits on and you are

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<v Speaker 2>out in the middle of the ocean, okay, and you lose contact,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't see anything. You get right out of the

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<v Speaker 2>boat an hour and then they just stopped the jet

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<v Speaker 2>skis and you snorkel and it was absolute terrifying because

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the middle of the ocean. There's no one

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<v Speaker 2>coming for you, if it would take that hour to

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<v Speaker 2>find you. And then he gets out like a loaf

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<v Speaker 2>of bread to feed the fish. And I actually said

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<v Speaker 2>to him, the chunks like bread. I mean, we are chummed.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing out that. We're the only human stuff. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what you need.

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<v Speaker 1>When the sharks come throw them the legs. God, it

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<v Speaker 1>was so terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>We saw these amazing fish. But yeah, it's an amazing

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<v Speaker 2>place now. And uh. And then when we were checking out, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so we had a little cottage and then two daughters

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<v Speaker 2>they had their own one next to us. Right, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just presumed. You know, if they're almost sixteen and

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<v Speaker 2>almost eighteen, you know you don't go in in near

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<v Speaker 2>the mini bar. They know the richest man in the

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<v Speaker 2>world doesn't know not to go through the mini Bezos's

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<v Speaker 2>even going tone touch the pringles.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you've got munchies.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have that mask bar. It will take down Amazon.

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<v Speaker 2>That packet is a dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to check.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, and I'm going for the bill and the one

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<v Speaker 2>for their one is just like pages is this? And

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I think there's a problem. This caln't. This

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<v Speaker 2>must be the honeymoon. I said, there's a honeymoon couple

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<v Speaker 2>next door to their one. It must be late night love.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, who these No, No, these are from the

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<v Speaker 2>mini bar. Like, okay, you touched you never said you

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<v Speaker 2>come on?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you know you don't. They'd been like smashing beers,

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy coming down for dinner. I want to cast you

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<v Speaker 1>like eighteen dollars a can, singles every day, beers every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Stones have been in that room. That's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>You know yesterday my credit card got declined from it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Is trying to save you? This is not worth the value.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't there financially ruined?

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<v Speaker 2>They actually don't. They ruined me. Carl A.

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<v Speaker 1>Broer know you're listening to the question you know. Carl's

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