Speaker 1: Come on in, Hi girls, Hi everyone, Hello, everybody so
Speaker 1: down in dumps on.
Speaker 2: I just got kicked out of a subway a restaurant.
Speaker 2: I got a subway before the show, and you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this, but they say,
Speaker 2: don't lean on my glass.
Speaker 1: Like you wait, how much were you leaning on the glass?
Speaker 1: Like your hands up face against it?
Speaker 2: I was not like orphan Annie.
Speaker 3: That also wasn't Annie.
Speaker 2: I also got a foot log, so I can't possibly
Speaker 2: have any more. I order the biggest sandwich and she goes,
Speaker 2: do you want to toast it? I said, chuck that
Speaker 2: thing in, So she turns out to toast it, and
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the oven. So I lean on the
Speaker 2: glass and the glass collapses and falls into the meat.
Speaker 3: No, it did, so then she can.
Speaker 2: Fill its flap everywhere and little boiled eggs.
Speaker 1: Wipe everywhere, you know, oak subway And she asked me
Speaker 1: to leave. Did you get your posted sandwich? I paid
Speaker 1: for it, of course she asked you to leave. You
Speaker 1: just smashed the counter.
Speaker 2: Why would they make the glass fold inwards? That is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: People lean on glass. It's an Aussie rite of passage
Speaker 2: to lean so it.
Speaker 3: Didn't break like shatter. The whole piece just fell in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on hydraulic arms, that's how they are. But
Speaker 2: it's like a boot of a car.
Speaker 1: It just swim years laid on the side into the hand.
Speaker 2: Wait, you thought it shattered like that shark movie where
Speaker 2: the shark head butts the piece of glass.
Speaker 1: Yes, when you said that it fell, my impression was
Speaker 1: that it shattered everywhere. And I was like, well, firstly,
Speaker 1: she's asking to leave because it's a safety hazard, and
Speaker 1: secondly I was like, that's really embarrassing, and you've come
Speaker 1: in to tell this story just way too casually.
Speaker 3: Did you get to leave with your with your sandwich?
Speaker 1: Question?
Speaker 2: The sandwich? And I paid? But she was pissed off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it. She was like a guy from radio.
Speaker 1: Hey, you speaking of being pissed off. I'm getting married
Speaker 1: next year. So a lot of my online what's it
Speaker 1: called where all my lovers?
Speaker 3: No, my algorithm is all very heavily wedding content.
Speaker 1: But imagine you paid an absolute Moza for your wedding
Speaker 1: photographer and videographer and a woman with an iPhone turned up.
Speaker 3: Because that has happened to someone mate, you would be
Speaker 3: so irate. You would be right.
Speaker 1: Interesting, I don't even furious. What which wants to turn
Speaker 1: up to my wedding with an iPhone?
Speaker 2: He will, He's like, I'm here dress, but I will,
Speaker 2: and I'll be sending the day of the mail all
Speaker 2: right next so I'm shu, welcome to the pickup.
Speaker 1: So if you're new and you don't know who I am,
Speaker 1: I am Brittany. But I am also getting married next year.
Speaker 1: I talk about getting married a lot because it is
Speaker 1: consuming my entire life right now.
Speaker 3: What an intro? It also means thank you.
Speaker 1: It also means my algorithm online is wedding everything I see.
Speaker 1: You know when you're hyper aware of something, so like
Speaker 1: everything I notice it's all like wedding based content.
Speaker 3: No, but that does happen. It's not just you being
Speaker 3: aware of it.
Speaker 1: It's like when I when I first got pregnant with Maley,
Speaker 1: it went from being just normal content to literally babies.
Speaker 3: Everything was babies. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get a lot of food content all the time.
Speaker 2: So the algorithm knows is.
Speaker 1: That's another story anyway, This lady this got me like
Speaker 1: thinking what I would have done in this situation. There's
Speaker 1: a lady online. She's not Australian overseas. But she hired
Speaker 1: a wedding photographer slash videographer as you do expensive, they're expensive,
Speaker 1: drop some bank on them. And then the photographer turned
Speaker 1: up with none other than an iPhone, an iPhone to
Speaker 1: shoot wedding content.
Speaker 3: That is it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it had like an attachable lens on it.
Speaker 1: I think it was literally just like here we are ready.
Speaker 1: She didn't bring a gimbal nothing, just the iPhone. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if it was the latest model. You
Speaker 1: put an iPhone into a gimbal and it means that
Speaker 1: it stays nice and steady you're running.
Speaker 2: I don't see a problem with this. You know how
Speaker 2: many content creators exist that shoot wedding's pure with iPhones.
Speaker 2: I reckon it's their fault. I think they accidentally booked
Speaker 2: an iPhone only content creation.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's different to have. No I agree with that, Mitch.
Speaker 1: There's it's a whole industry to hire accessory people just
Speaker 1: to get that extra background content on iPhones.
Speaker 3: That's the whole thing. I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 1: But if my photographer turns up, I mean, it's only
Speaker 1: got zero point five zoom.
Speaker 3: What if I want you to get back and zoom
Speaker 3: in on me on something. There is no way.
Speaker 1: That someone is booking a professional photographer their wedding and
Speaker 1: then they're okay with a person with an iPhone rocking up.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: It's my sister's business. She does it for a living.
Speaker 2: She shoots weddings for iPhones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's not the main photographer. She's the accessory
Speaker 1: contact creator.
Speaker 2: I want you to do your research. How much did
Speaker 2: they pay for this? Because Laura, how much did you
Speaker 2: pay for the professional photographer at your wedding?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, because it was a lot
Speaker 1: of money and Laura wasn't happy with her. No, I
Speaker 1: was really okay. I had a situation that happened to us.
Speaker 1: So I was really, really, really happy with our photos.
Speaker 1: Our photos were beautiful. But you only get one chance
Speaker 1: at all the important moments at a wedding, right.
Speaker 3: You only get one walking down the aisle.
Speaker 1: You only get one chance of doing your vows unless
Speaker 1: you get married a few times. You only get one
Speaker 1: chance at a first dance, at a kiss, all those things.
Speaker 1: My husband and I, we had put in a lot
Speaker 1: of effort into learning a first dance, so at.
Speaker 3: That year, he was on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1: We've gotten one of the teachers from Dancing with the
Speaker 1: Stars to teach us this whole routine. The kind of
Speaker 1: turned into a bit of a flash dance, right, And
Speaker 1: so we had the videographer set up her camera on
Speaker 1: a tripod so that she could capture the dance from
Speaker 1: start to finish, real camera, not my phone. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you guys were there, like you saw our first dance.
Speaker 2: It was cute, right, it was. It was it was
Speaker 2: fun it was funny. There's a lot of bread left over,
Speaker 2: your cousins are.
Speaker 3: It was funny?
Speaker 1: Okay, So we really wanted to have our first dance
Speaker 1: captured from start to finish. We received our video back
Speaker 1: that had been edited down and it was all weird
Speaker 1: angles and close ups and it wasn't our dance.
Speaker 3: It was like a hand here afoot there.
Speaker 1: And anyway, we messaged the videographer and we were like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you send us the whole video from start to finish.
Speaker 3: We'll cut it ourselves. We'll make our own we're content creators.
Speaker 3: We can do this. Just give me the raw data.
Speaker 1: She sends it, and there it is Matt and I
Speaker 1: front and center in the frame for all of about
Speaker 1: five seconds. We come together to start our dance, and
Speaker 1: then a figure, a black figure, just moves into frame.
Speaker 1: The other photographer stood in front of the camera for
Speaker 1: the entirety.
Speaker 3: Of our dance.
Speaker 1: They did not get our first dance on film, would
Speaker 1: you be period? And we paid so much money for
Speaker 1: those and that's what we got.
Speaker 5: See.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want sorry, miss I'm interrupting. I
Speaker 1: don't want anyone to shoot my first dance because if
Speaker 1: you've seen ben dance, we don't need to in front
Speaker 1: of the camera.
Speaker 3: Stand in front of the camera.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Well, eight hundred dollars I checked, so I think
Speaker 2: they are that's not much money. That's I actually think.
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 3: Dollars is a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Eight hundred dollars is a lot, but it's not professional
Speaker 1: photographer for a wedding. It's it's not unfortunately, because it's
Speaker 1: great as expensive.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want, I find only your romance content
Speaker 2: creation plug for my sister. They got her to google everyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look up, Becky, she's brilliant.
Speaker 2: She's great.
Speaker 3: Get a proper I like that. That was good.
Speaker 2: You really got that in there, organic plug natural. It's
Speaker 2: almost like I do it for a leading cabis wway House.
Speaker 2: Thanks again.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, it is Halloween coming off.
Speaker 5: We want to know how hard have you committed to
Speaker 5: a Halloween clash shoe because we have one of our
Speaker 5: very own in this room that committed way too hard.
Speaker 2: I had dinner last night. I guess what I ordered?
Speaker 3: What did you order? That was terrible? That's a nice
Speaker 3: dad joke to add to your little repertoire.
Speaker 2: I'm not a dad, all right, let's guest bomb a pickup.
Speaker 1: It's Halloween in only two days everybody, and I know
Speaker 1: that some people get more excited than others when it
Speaker 1: comes to Halloween. Like some people really lean into the costumes,
Speaker 1: they lean into the decorations, they lean into the trick
Speaker 1: or treat I.
Speaker 3: Don't lean in personally. Yeah, you're not a trick or
Speaker 3: treater Halloween person. I don't have kids. Imagine if I
Speaker 3: go knock on someone's house and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, trick or treat, No, guys, you would be surprised
Speaker 1: by how much chocolate you get.
Speaker 3: Like it's actually insane.
Speaker 1: The kids will come home with a full, like plastic
Speaker 1: bucket full. Could I take one of your kids just
Speaker 1: of the day, just so that I can get the
Speaker 1: treat Yeah, absolutely have one, but do it more frequently
Speaker 1: like the uther Enjoy art. Well, look what we're talking
Speaker 1: about is, you know, sometimes people take it a little
Speaker 1: bit too far when it comes to their costumes. And
Speaker 1: I'm talking more specifically about someone right here in this room,
Speaker 1: and that is you, producer Grace, who over the weekend
Speaker 1: went to a Halloween party and decided that it would
Speaker 1: be a fantastic idea to bleach her eyebrows.
Speaker 6: You know what, I stand by the fact that it
Speaker 6: was a fantastic idea. It went off without a hitch.
Speaker 3: Who Yeah, what were you? Okay?
Speaker 6: So I was Lady Gaga in the music video for
Speaker 6: her recent single with Bruno Mars died with a smile.
Speaker 3: That is such a spacific cat.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I get it because your wife, Diana is
Speaker 2: Filipino yep, and he's kind of short, looks like Bruno Mars.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know that she bland.
Speaker 2: Short and Filipino. Bruno Mars Okay, Brunomus is short and
Speaker 2: Filipino and from a far away could be a lesbian.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Basically, your wife didn't have to dress up.
Speaker 2: No, you're beautiful like Gaga, that's a comped thank.
Speaker 3: You, I'll take it.
Speaker 6: But in the music video she has like blonde eyebrows,
Speaker 6: and I was like, I'll be honest, I didn't have
Speaker 6: a glue stick to block them out and put them
Speaker 6: put the concealer over them.
Speaker 3: So I went, I've got to die. I'll just bleach them.
Speaker 3: You could have just painted them white. No anything, you
Speaker 3: could have done anything.
Speaker 6: Any opportunity to dress up, and I take it very seriously.
Speaker 1: You just get some white pain, like bleaching your eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Halloween is only one night, you know that, right, and
Speaker 1: this is a decision that lasts a lot longer.
Speaker 3: You did do a good cover up job.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Have we died that?
Speaker 1: I would say that most people would not know the
Speaker 1: noble ones died and then redied.
Speaker 2: I think it's a gay thing. I think no, it
Speaker 2: is because we commit to the part. We're so dramatic.
Speaker 2: We're camp you are also and Grace and I we
Speaker 2: identify with that life choice and we I feel like
Speaker 2: we commit to the rock.
Speaker 3: I do half fast anything.
Speaker 1: But did you Okay, here's the question, because only in
Speaker 1: maybe a year ago, these bleached eyebrow was actually a
Speaker 1: trend people were doing it like Paris Fashion Week.
Speaker 3: Was there any part of you that were like, this
Speaker 3: is a vibe, Maybe I'll keep it.
Speaker 6: My wife really wanted me to, but I couldn't look
Speaker 6: at myself in the mirror.
Speaker 2: See I committed. On the weekend, me and my boyfriend
Speaker 2: Stephen went to a Halloween party and we dressed up
Speaker 2: as Sunny Angels, which is little dolls that are a
Speaker 2: nude in a box naked babies. Anyway, you didn't get
Speaker 2: me that hardh I wore underpants. But what no one
Speaker 2: told me was that when I would lean over to
Speaker 2: get a drink, or i'd lean over to get some
Speaker 2: chips and popcorn, which I was doing every ten minutes
Speaker 2: or so, out my butt my ass cheeks would just
Speaker 2: flap out of the box.
Speaker 3: I means, your quads look massive in this photo.
Speaker 1: I know that that's really not the point of this,
Speaker 1: but no, I'm impressed.
Speaker 3: And that's the most thing I think I've ever seen
Speaker 3: of yours.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the absolute best thing you possibly could
Speaker 1: have said to me.
Speaker 3: It's the only reason he wore that out. It was
Speaker 3: so people cold see his squad.
Speaker 2: It was also meant to be a nude baby, so
Speaker 2: real jack nude baby? How did you over commit to
Speaker 2: the bit? Is what we want to George's called us. Hey,
Speaker 2: what happened to you on Halloween?
Speaker 4: Well, as a former kid, I obviously had to do
Speaker 4: at Alpha bar. Yes I didn't just yeah, I didn't
Speaker 4: see the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Alphabet from Wicked Wei goed.
Speaker 3: So you painted your whole body?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Basically because I just didn't know how to stop. But
Speaker 4: I think you know, after you like powder it and
Speaker 4: your your body is green and you get home and
Speaker 4: you you don't wash it off properly because you know
Speaker 4: you've had a big night. I had green. I had
Speaker 4: gritten my cuticles for months. Let me tell you that
Speaker 4: much like I was. I was tinted like Jaun.
Speaker 3: You just look like a little bit green all over
Speaker 3: for weeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it looks amazing. I looked amazing.
Speaker 3: I think I'd commit to the green over the bleached
Speaker 3: eyebrows if I had to pick one. I think you
Speaker 3: could pull off bleached eyebrows, Brit drag Ye, I'll do it.
Speaker 3: That took no convincing whatsoever.
Speaker 2: None.
Speaker 1: I'm dressing up as a giant dinosaur inflatable dinosaur on Thursday.
Speaker 2: What do you mean dressing up? I'm sorry that didn't
Speaker 2: really makes sense. Next on the show, what does me,
Speaker 2: a side alley and a leader of piss have to
Speaker 2: do with this next story?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it sounds inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Again, I had a medical a medical mishap in the
Speaker 2: streets of Australia, and I'm actually not that embarrassed by it.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to empower myself back by telling you you
Speaker 2: should be Yeah, I wet myself. That's next on the
Speaker 2: pick up. What I'm about to tell you Britain, Laura
Speaker 2: and Australia should be embarrassing, but I am trying to
Speaker 2: push through.
Speaker 3: There is absolutely no need for you to embrace this bitch.
Speaker 3: You don't have to share the story.
Speaker 2: If there's ever been, you know and more more welcoming
Speaker 2: group of people, it's you two. No cynicism.
Speaker 1: I don't know the story and I am all for
Speaker 1: you embracing your embarrassment. Thank you.
Speaker 2: As you know I'm undergoing some medical tests. You know
Speaker 2: it's going on in my life.
Speaker 1: And you do have a twenty four hour blood pressure
Speaker 1: monitor on as we speak.
Speaker 2: It could go any second if you hear what sounds
Speaker 2: like an elephant farting, it's my arm. My doctor wanted
Speaker 2: a twenty four hour yeurin test. Didn't even think that
Speaker 2: was the thing people could do.
Speaker 3: What's a twenty four hour year every.
Speaker 2: Week I take for a whole day must be put
Speaker 2: into a milk jug every week? Yeah, there was no
Speaker 2: need for that either. It's our two leaders and it's
Speaker 2: a giant milk jug. It looks like a dairy milk
Speaker 2: milk jug.
Speaker 1: So did you have to walk around for twenty four
Speaker 1: hours with that in your backpack?
Speaker 2: No? I don't carry you backpack. I'm not a toddler.
Speaker 2: It was in the boot of my car like a
Speaker 2: sane human. Oh so my partner Steven, said, well, we
Speaker 2: still need to spend the day how we normally would.
Speaker 2: The doctor said, don't change your schedule. So I thought, okay,
Speaker 2: she gave me a little funnel. She gave me the
Speaker 2: three liter of milk carton. So off I went with
Speaker 2: my day.
Speaker 3: You had a funnel. Don't you just put you Willy
Speaker 3: in the milk carton?
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's disgusting. Also, it's a very small opening
Speaker 2: boy directly into it. Well, you've got to aim for
Speaker 2: it now. I don't want to do that. I got
Speaker 2: the funnel. I want to do it and do it
Speaker 2: the right way. Twenty four, I wake up, do my
Speaker 2: big morning weeks we all often do. I go out.
Speaker 2: I go god, I'm not having to Wii. I go
Speaker 2: I much to drink some water. I haven't had a week,
Speaker 2: so I drunk like a whole bunch of water. Anyway,
Speaker 2: my boyfriend goes, let's go for a shop. Let's go
Speaker 2: for a little walk. So as we're walking, we go shopping.
Speaker 2: We're spending all day shopping, all hours shopping. And I
Speaker 2: hadn't weed, and I left the wee jug in the
Speaker 2: boot of my car. I'm walking through the streets and
Speaker 2: we're walking in the back alley behind because we wanted
Speaker 2: to look at some of the houses behind all the
Speaker 2: beautiful shops. And I go, oh, it's hit like I've
Speaker 2: got a Wii and need. And he goes, well, the
Speaker 2: jug there's five kilometers up the road in the car,
Speaker 2: and I go, oh God, all right, well, let's let's
Speaker 2: turn back, and let's turn back, and let's get the
Speaker 2: car turn back. You know that kind of swift walk
Speaker 2: you make when you've got a week, I crossly get
Speaker 2: an all I'm getting those cold sweats. Oh yeah, real bad,
Speaker 2: And I go, oh, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to go. And I go, I'm just gonna go on
Speaker 2: the toilet somewhere, Stephen, It'll be fine, And he went, no.
Speaker 2: The doctor said, every drop of urine has to be
Speaker 2: collected for it to be a positive test. It will
Speaker 2: be a fail otherwise.
Speaker 3: This is more information than I ever wanted about. You missed.
Speaker 3: It's also where a backpack would have come in handy.
Speaker 2: So what I do is I go, well, I can't
Speaker 2: wait into a toilet. So I go into a chemist
Speaker 2: and I grab a bottle of water. I drink that water,
Speaker 2: and then I go, all right, I don't need to
Speaker 2: now find a bathroom to urinate in. I then walk
Speaker 2: from business to business to business to find somewhere to urinate,
Speaker 2: and I could not find anywhere with a toilet. Then
Speaker 2: I see this one business with a doorbell and the
Speaker 2: back alley. Keep in mind, so I'm pressing this doorbell
Speaker 2: like crazy. I see your photo. I look at this photo, guys,
Speaker 2: pressing this doorbell like crazy. You look at the business
Speaker 2: that I had to go to to urinate of all places. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just sent a photo, it.
Speaker 3: Says Tony may Or. I didn't even see it, Like
Speaker 3: you went to my office to.
Speaker 1: We Why don't you just go in, you know, Laura.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to embarrass Laura, so I actually pete
Speaker 2: in the street outside your office.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just go inside, which we have toilets
Speaker 1: inside the building, come into my work and use my bathroom.
Speaker 1: I would have let you, but instead you chose to
Speaker 1: do this in a Mount.
Speaker 3: Franklin bottom and at the front of my office.
Speaker 2: I'm just called it was in the back alley.
Speaker 3: It's not even really a back alley, it's just a street.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were families there.
Speaker 1: I'm so confused as to why you took this photo.
Speaker 3: And I know it's because we have a radio show.
Speaker 1: But I'm just gonna tell you that there's some things
Speaker 1: that happen in life that you don't have to share.
Speaker 2: So you had a bathroom in Tony may.
Speaker 1: There's also a bathroom in that building that you're standing
Speaker 1: out the front of. It's a communal bathroom and anyone
Speaker 1: can walk in and use it.
Speaker 2: I knocked on that door, no one answered.
Speaker 3: You just staying there this was the weekend. Oh it's shut.
Speaker 3: It's an office building.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: Because I was knocking, knock and knocking anyway, I had
Speaker 2: to go into the corner and peek into this friend bottle.
Speaker 1: I am revolted that you did that. You could have
Speaker 1: gone to my shop, which is fifty meters down the street.
Speaker 2: I also had to go back to the chemistry at
Speaker 2: a second because I needed to fill it.
Speaker 1: It's actually discussing and you're unhealthy. Literally from the color
Speaker 1: of that whey, wow, you're unhealthy and it's got to
Speaker 1: do with your brain.
Speaker 2: Great saleor it? Tony May? Though I did see through
Speaker 2: the window. What's happening in their great jewelry?
Speaker 3: What's happening in there? Buggy plan another regatting place.
Speaker 2: I love you, but next time, can I just call
Speaker 2: you and be like, hey, the owner said, I can.
Speaker 3: Use the loo.
Speaker 1: Just the next time you need to go to the toilet,
Speaker 1: go to Tony May and use the loo. It's just
Speaker 1: fain name the shop. That doesn't count for everyone else.
Speaker 1: Please don't all go into my shop and ask to
Speaker 1: use the toilet.
Speaker 2: And speaking of burn, it did burn coming out this.
Speaker 2: Let's go home. Thank you for listening. Everyone will and
Speaker 2: what are up next? We'll see tomorrow see Unfortunately, yes,
Speaker 2: I delete that photo. Please