WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: How HARD did you go for Halloween? 🎃 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:21.400 Come on in, Hi girls, Hi everyone, Hello, everybody so 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:22.320 down in dumps on. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:26.040 I just got kicked out of a subway a restaurant. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:27.840 I got a subway before the show, and you know, 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:29.600 I don't know if you know this, but they say, 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:30.680 don't lean on my glass. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:34.040 Like you wait, how much were you leaning on the glass? 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:35.920 Like your hands up face against it? 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:37.520 I was not like orphan Annie. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:44.040 That also wasn't Annie. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.360 I also got a foot log, so I can't possibly 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.400 have any more. I order the biggest sandwich and she goes, 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:49.640 do you want to toast it? I said, chuck that 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:51.320 thing in, So she turns out to toast it, and 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:52.920 I'm looking at the oven. So I lean on the 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:55.720 glass and the glass collapses and falls into the meat. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:57.400 No, it did, so then she can. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.720 Fill its flap everywhere and little boiled eggs. 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.040 Wipe everywhere, you know, oak subway And she asked me 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.640 to leave. Did you get your posted sandwich? I paid 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.679 for it, of course she asked you to leave. You 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:07.920 just smashed the counter. 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:12.200 Why would they make the glass fold inwards? That is ridiculous. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:14.280 People lean on glass. It's an Aussie rite of passage 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:15.039 to lean so it. 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:17.840 Didn't break like shatter. The whole piece just fell in. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:19.760 Yeah, it's on hydraulic arms, that's how they are. But 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:20.640 it's like a boot of a car. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:26.560 It just swim years laid on the side into the hand. 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.119 Wait, you thought it shattered like that shark movie where 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:30.560 the shark head butts the piece of glass. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.440 Yes, when you said that it fell, my impression was 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.040 that it shattered everywhere. And I was like, well, firstly, 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:37.800 she's asking to leave because it's a safety hazard, and 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.000 secondly I was like, that's really embarrassing, and you've come 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:41.959 in to tell this story just way too casually. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:44.720 Did you get to leave with your with your sandwich? 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:45.280 Question? 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:47.360 The sandwich? And I paid? But she was pissed off. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:50.080 Yeah, I get it. She was like a guy from radio. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.960 Hey, you speaking of being pissed off. I'm getting married 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.360 next year. So a lot of my online what's it 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.720 called where all my lovers? 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.280 No, my algorithm is all very heavily wedding content. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:07.400 But imagine you paid an absolute Moza for your wedding 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:11.320 photographer and videographer and a woman with an iPhone turned up. 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.040 Because that has happened to someone mate, you would be 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.560 so irate. You would be right. 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:19.680 Interesting, I don't even furious. What which wants to turn 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:20.800 up to my wedding with an iPhone? 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:22.359 He will, He's like, I'm here dress, but I will, 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:23.800 and I'll be sending the day of the mail all 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.080 right next so I'm shu, welcome to the pickup. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:29.399 So if you're new and you don't know who I am, 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.839 I am Brittany. But I am also getting married next year. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.840 I talk about getting married a lot because it is 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.000 consuming my entire life right now. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.120 What an intro? It also means thank you. 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:43.000 It also means my algorithm online is wedding everything I see. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:44.880 You know when you're hyper aware of something, so like 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.359 everything I notice it's all like wedding based content. 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:48.880 No, but that does happen. It's not just you being 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:49.480 aware of it. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.720 It's like when I when I first got pregnant with Maley, 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:54.680 it went from being just normal content to literally babies. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:55.680 Everything was babies. Yeah. 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:57.840 Yeah, I get a lot of food content all the time. 0:02:59.040 --> 0:02:59.960 So the algorithm knows is. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:04.400 That's another story anyway, This lady this got me like 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.639 thinking what I would have done in this situation. There's 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:10.480 a lady online. She's not Australian overseas. But she hired 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:14.920 a wedding photographer slash videographer as you do expensive, they're expensive, 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:18.440 drop some bank on them. And then the photographer turned 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:24.960 up with none other than an iPhone, an iPhone to 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.040 shoot wedding content. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:27.600 That is it. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:29.760 I don't think it had like an attachable lens on it. 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.840 I think it was literally just like here we are ready. 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.040 She didn't bring a gimbal nothing, just the iPhone. I 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.840 don't even know if it was the latest model. You 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.720 put an iPhone into a gimbal and it means that 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:39.840 it stays nice and steady you're running. 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:41.280 I don't see a problem with this. You know how 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.200 many content creators exist that shoot wedding's pure with iPhones. 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.160 I reckon it's their fault. I think they accidentally booked 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:47.360 an iPhone only content creation. 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:51.280 No, No, it's different to have. No I agree with that, Mitch. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:55.360 There's it's a whole industry to hire accessory people just 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.560 to get that extra background content on iPhones. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:59.800 That's the whole thing. I don't have a problem with that. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.680 But if my photographer turns up, I mean, it's only 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:04.000 got zero point five zoom. 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:05.640 What if I want you to get back and zoom 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:08.200 in on me on something. There is no way. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.920 That someone is booking a professional photographer their wedding and 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.840 then they're okay with a person with an iPhone rocking up. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:14.120 It is. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:16.159 It's my sister's business. She does it for a living. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:17.960 She shoots weddings for iPhones. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.840 Yeah, but she's not the main photographer. She's the accessory 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:21.680 contact creator. 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:23.960 I want you to do your research. How much did 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.599 they pay for this? Because Laura, how much did you 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.760 pay for the professional photographer at your wedding? 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.159 I don't want to say, because it was a lot 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:33.440 of money and Laura wasn't happy with her. No, I 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:35.840 was really okay. I had a situation that happened to us. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:38.360 So I was really, really, really happy with our photos. 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:42.200 Our photos were beautiful. But you only get one chance 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:43.960 at all the important moments at a wedding, right. 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:45.559 You only get one walking down the aisle. 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.520 You only get one chance of doing your vows unless 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:49.240 you get married a few times. You only get one 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:52.480 chance at a first dance, at a kiss, all those things. 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.320 My husband and I, we had put in a lot 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.080 of effort into learning a first dance, so at. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.560 That year, he was on Dancing with the Stars. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.560 We've gotten one of the teachers from Dancing with the 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:04.000 Stars to teach us this whole routine. The kind of 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.400 turned into a bit of a flash dance, right, And 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:09.920 so we had the videographer set up her camera on 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.440 a tripod so that she could capture the dance from 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:14.760 start to finish, real camera, not my phone. Yeah, and 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.720 you guys were there, like you saw our first dance. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.120 It was cute, right, it was. It was it was 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:24.000 fun it was funny. There's a lot of bread left over, 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:24.640 your cousins are. 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:26.040 It was funny? 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:29.120 Okay, So we really wanted to have our first dance 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:32.440 captured from start to finish. We received our video back 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.360 that had been edited down and it was all weird 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.120 angles and close ups and it wasn't our dance. 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:38.600 It was like a hand here afoot there. 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:41.400 And anyway, we messaged the videographer and we were like, hey, 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.520 can you send us the whole video from start to finish. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.960 We'll cut it ourselves. We'll make our own we're content creators. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.159 We can do this. Just give me the raw data. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.040 She sends it, and there it is Matt and I 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.240 front and center in the frame for all of about 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:57.360 five seconds. We come together to start our dance, and 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:00.359 then a figure, a black figure, just moves into frame. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:03.320 The other photographer stood in front of the camera for 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:04.440 the entirety. 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:04.719 Of our dance. 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:08.200 They did not get our first dance on film, would 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:12.039 you be period? And we paid so much money for 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:13.560 those and that's what we got. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:13.800 See. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.720 I mean, I don't want sorry, miss I'm interrupting. I 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.479 don't want anyone to shoot my first dance because if 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.840 you've seen ben dance, we don't need to in front 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:21.279 of the camera. 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:23.440 Stand in front of the camera. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:26.000 Absolutely. Well, eight hundred dollars I checked, so I think 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.880 they are that's not much money. That's I actually think. 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:29.840 I'm here. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:30.840 Dollars is a lot of money. 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.360 Eight hundred dollars is a lot, but it's not professional 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:36.840 photographer for a wedding. It's it's not unfortunately, because it's 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:37.799 great as expensive. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:39.760 Well, if you want, I find only your romance content 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.839 creation plug for my sister. They got her to google everyone. 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:43.360 Yeah, look up, Becky, she's brilliant. 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:43.800 She's great. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:45.560 Get a proper I like that. That was good. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.600 You really got that in there, organic plug natural. It's 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.080 almost like I do it for a leading cabis wway House. 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:49.560 Thanks again. 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:51.760 Hey guys, it is Halloween coming off. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:58.039 We want to know how hard have you committed to 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.240 a Halloween clash shoe because we have one of our 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.279 very own in this room that committed way too hard. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:05.120 I had dinner last night. I guess what I ordered? 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:09.920 What did you order? That was terrible? That's a nice 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.480 dad joke to add to your little repertoire. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:15.760 I'm not a dad, all right, let's guest bomb a pickup. 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:20.960 It's Halloween in only two days everybody, and I know 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.200 that some people get more excited than others when it 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:26.960 comes to Halloween. Like some people really lean into the costumes, 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:30.400 they lean into the decorations, they lean into the trick 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:31.920 or treat I. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.320 Don't lean in personally. Yeah, you're not a trick or 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.960 treater Halloween person. I don't have kids. Imagine if I 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.480 go knock on someone's house and I'm. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:42.920 Like, trick or treat, No, guys, you would be surprised 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.360 by how much chocolate you get. 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:45.440 Like it's actually insane. 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:47.800 The kids will come home with a full, like plastic 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:50.560 bucket full. Could I take one of your kids just 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.280 of the day, just so that I can get the 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:55.320 treat Yeah, absolutely have one, but do it more frequently 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.640 like the uther Enjoy art. Well, look what we're talking 0:07:57.680 --> 0:07:59.920 about is, you know, sometimes people take it a little 0:07:59.920 --> 0:08:03.400 bit too far when it comes to their costumes. And 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:07.040 I'm talking more specifically about someone right here in this room, 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.480 and that is you, producer Grace, who over the weekend 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.440 went to a Halloween party and decided that it would 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:14.840 be a fantastic idea to bleach her eyebrows. 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:16.920 You know what, I stand by the fact that it 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.400 was a fantastic idea. It went off without a hitch. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.240 Who Yeah, what were you? Okay? 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.640 So I was Lady Gaga in the music video for 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:27.920 her recent single with Bruno Mars died with a smile. 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:30.960 That is such a spacific cat. 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.160 Well, no, I get it because your wife, Diana is 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:36.120 Filipino yep, and he's kind of short, looks like Bruno Mars. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:37.920 Well, I don't know that she bland. 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:44.120 Short and Filipino. Bruno Mars Okay, Brunomus is short and 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.760 Filipino and from a far away could be a lesbian. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:51.679 I'm sorry. Basically, your wife didn't have to dress up. 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.560 No, you're beautiful like Gaga, that's a comped thank. 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:55.480 You, I'll take it. 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:58.679 But in the music video she has like blonde eyebrows, 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.040 and I was like, I'll be honest, I didn't have 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.640 a glue stick to block them out and put them 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.079 put the concealer over them. 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.199 So I went, I've got to die. I'll just bleach them. 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.559 You could have just painted them white. No anything, you 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:11.800 could have done anything. 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.079 Any opportunity to dress up, and I take it very seriously. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:18.560 You just get some white pain, like bleaching your eyebrows. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.280 Halloween is only one night, you know that, right, and 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:22.880 this is a decision that lasts a lot longer. 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:24.400 You did do a good cover up job. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:24.800 Thank you. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:25.599 Have we died that? 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.480 I would say that most people would not know the 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.200 noble ones died and then redied. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.520 I think it's a gay thing. I think no, it 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.679 is because we commit to the part. We're so dramatic. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:38.720 We're camp you are also and Grace and I we 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.440 identify with that life choice and we I feel like 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.160 we commit to the rock. 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:44.800 I do half fast anything. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:47.480 But did you Okay, here's the question, because only in 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.960 maybe a year ago, these bleached eyebrow was actually a 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.480 trend people were doing it like Paris Fashion Week. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:55.320 Was there any part of you that were like, this 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:56.480 is a vibe, Maybe I'll keep it. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.559 My wife really wanted me to, but I couldn't look 0:09:58.559 --> 0:09:59.520 at myself in the mirror. 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.440 See I committed. On the weekend, me and my boyfriend 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.200 Stephen went to a Halloween party and we dressed up 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:08.000 as Sunny Angels, which is little dolls that are a 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.439 nude in a box naked babies. Anyway, you didn't get 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.840 me that hardh I wore underpants. But what no one 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.199 told me was that when I would lean over to 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.640 get a drink, or i'd lean over to get some 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.520 chips and popcorn, which I was doing every ten minutes 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.640 or so, out my butt my ass cheeks would just 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.160 flap out of the box. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.280 I means, your quads look massive in this photo. 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.280 I know that that's really not the point of this, 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:28.720 but no, I'm impressed. 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:30.400 And that's the most thing I think I've ever seen 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:30.760 of yours. 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.760 Oh yeah, that's the absolute best thing you possibly could 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:34.160 have said to me. 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:35.679 It's the only reason he wore that out. It was 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:36.560 so people cold see his squad. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:37.880 It was also meant to be a nude baby, so 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.439 real jack nude baby? How did you over commit to 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:43.240 the bit? Is what we want to George's called us. Hey, 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:44.520 what happened to you on Halloween? 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:49.360 Well, as a former kid, I obviously had to do 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:52.640 at Alpha bar. Yes I didn't just yeah, I didn't 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:53.240 see the face. 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:54.839 Yeah, I did the whole thing. 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.800 Alphabet from Wicked Wei goed. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.119 So you painted your whole body? 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:01.160 Yeah? 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.000 Basically because I just didn't know how to stop. But 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:08.080 I think you know, after you like powder it and 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.440 your your body is green and you get home and 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.520 you you don't wash it off properly because you know 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:16.000 you've had a big night. I had green. I had 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.040 gritten my cuticles for months. Let me tell you that 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.960 much like I was. I was tinted like Jaun. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.240 You just look like a little bit green all over 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:23.960 for weeks. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:29.000 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it looks amazing. I looked amazing. 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:30.880 I think I'd commit to the green over the bleached 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:32.520 eyebrows if I had to pick one. I think you 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:35.240 could pull off bleached eyebrows, Brit drag Ye, I'll do it. 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.880 That took no convincing whatsoever. 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:39.040 None. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.640 I'm dressing up as a giant dinosaur inflatable dinosaur on Thursday. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.960 What do you mean dressing up? I'm sorry that didn't 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:52.280 really makes sense. Next on the show, what does me, 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:55.240 a side alley and a leader of piss have to 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:56.520 do with this next story? 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.119 I don't know, but it sounds inappropriate. 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:01.480 Again, I had a medical a medical mishap in the 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:05.079 streets of Australia, and I'm actually not that embarrassed by it. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:06.760 I'm trying to empower myself back by telling you you 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:08.760 should be Yeah, I wet myself. That's next on the 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.959 pick up. What I'm about to tell you Britain, Laura 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:15.440 and Australia should be embarrassing, but I am trying to 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:16.360 push through. 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:19.640 There is absolutely no need for you to embrace this bitch. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:21.080 You don't have to share the story. 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:24.760 If there's ever been, you know and more more welcoming 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:27.360 group of people, it's you two. No cynicism. 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:30.360 I don't know the story and I am all for 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:32.000 you embracing your embarrassment. Thank you. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.120 As you know I'm undergoing some medical tests. You know 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:36.840 it's going on in my life. 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.920 And you do have a twenty four hour blood pressure 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:39.800 monitor on as we speak. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.679 It could go any second if you hear what sounds 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:44.760 like an elephant farting, it's my arm. My doctor wanted 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.520 a twenty four hour yeurin test. Didn't even think that 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:47.360 was the thing people could do. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.720 What's a twenty four hour year every. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.400 Week I take for a whole day must be put 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:55.760 into a milk jug every week? Yeah, there was no 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:57.920 need for that either. It's our two leaders and it's 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.839 a giant milk jug. It looks like a dairy milk 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:01.559 milk jug. 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.360 So did you have to walk around for twenty four 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:05.480 hours with that in your backpack? 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:07.200 No? I don't carry you backpack. I'm not a toddler. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:08.320 It was in the boot of my car like a 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.640 sane human. Oh so my partner Steven, said, well, we 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:13.320 still need to spend the day how we normally would. 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:15.760 The doctor said, don't change your schedule. So I thought, okay, 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.560 she gave me a little funnel. She gave me the 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:19.720 three liter of milk carton. So off I went with 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:20.040 my day. 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:21.880 You had a funnel. Don't you just put you Willy 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:22.679 in the milk carton? 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.520 Well, no, it's disgusting. Also, it's a very small opening 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.520 boy directly into it. Well, you've got to aim for 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:30.520 it now. I don't want to do that. I got 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:31.920 the funnel. I want to do it and do it 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.120 the right way. Twenty four, I wake up, do my 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.720 big morning weeks we all often do. I go out. 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.280 I go god, I'm not having to Wii. I go 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:39.800 I much to drink some water. I haven't had a week, 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.040 so I drunk like a whole bunch of water. Anyway, 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:43.920 my boyfriend goes, let's go for a shop. Let's go 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:45.880 for a little walk. So as we're walking, we go shopping. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.640 We're spending all day shopping, all hours shopping. And I 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:50.360 hadn't weed, and I left the wee jug in the 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:53.160 boot of my car. I'm walking through the streets and 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.680 we're walking in the back alley behind because we wanted 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:57.160 to look at some of the houses behind all the 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.600 beautiful shops. And I go, oh, it's hit like I've 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:03.360 got a Wii and need. And he goes, well, the 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.920 jug there's five kilometers up the road in the car, 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.200 and I go, oh God, all right, well, let's let's 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:09.719 turn back, and let's turn back, and let's get the 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:11.480 car turn back. You know that kind of swift walk 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.240 you make when you've got a week, I crossly get 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:17.040 an all I'm getting those cold sweats. Oh yeah, real bad, 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:18.680 And I go, oh, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.360 to go. And I go, I'm just gonna go on 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.480 the toilet somewhere, Stephen, It'll be fine, And he went, no. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:25.320 The doctor said, every drop of urine has to be 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.920 collected for it to be a positive test. It will 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:28.760 be a fail otherwise. 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:30.920 This is more information than I ever wanted about. You missed. 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.040 It's also where a backpack would have come in handy. 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:35.120 So what I do is I go, well, I can't 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.040 wait into a toilet. So I go into a chemist 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:42.120 and I grab a bottle of water. I drink that water, 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:43.560 and then I go, all right, I don't need to 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.320 now find a bathroom to urinate in. I then walk 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:49.480 from business to business to business to find somewhere to urinate, 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.160 and I could not find anywhere with a toilet. Then 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:54.560 I see this one business with a doorbell and the 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.640 back alley. Keep in mind, so I'm pressing this doorbell 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.480 like crazy. I see your photo. I look at this photo, guys, 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.360 pressing this doorbell like crazy. You look at the business 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.280 that I had to go to to urinate of all places. Yeah, 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:04.480 just sent a photo, it. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.240 Says Tony may Or. I didn't even see it, Like 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:09.720 you went to my office to. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:13.480 We Why don't you just go in, you know, Laura. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.760 I didn't want to embarrass Laura, so I actually pete 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:16.960 in the street outside your office. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:22.360 Why wouldn't you just go inside, which we have toilets 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:26.480 inside the building, come into my work and use my bathroom. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.240 I would have let you, but instead you chose to 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.280 do this in a Mount. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.320 Franklin bottom and at the front of my office. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.360 I'm just called it was in the back alley. 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:38.840 It's not even really a back alley, it's just a street. 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:40.080 Yeah, there were families there. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:43.840 I'm so confused as to why you took this photo. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:45.520 And I know it's because we have a radio show. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.440 But I'm just gonna tell you that there's some things 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.160 that happen in life that you don't have to share. 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.320 So you had a bathroom in Tony may. 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.800 There's also a bathroom in that building that you're standing 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:55.800 out the front of. It's a communal bathroom and anyone 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:56.800 can walk in and use it. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.000 I knocked on that door, no one answered. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.040 You just staying there this was the weekend. Oh it's shut. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:02.880 It's an office building. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:03.120