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Speaker 5: Good morning, Patsy, come on in, Jackie boy, Jackie.
Speaker 4: Bye, Hello morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: Sorry mate, because you're out of sight doing the show
Speaker 5: from a home and the moon, out of sight, out
Speaker 5: of mind. I looked over to Rio and he went
Speaker 5: boss but already read yeah, yeah, Smike Conway, you normally
Speaker 5: said he's in the King's throne and he looks good.
Speaker 1: The futures looking bright, so brighter. Gotta wear shades.
Speaker 5: Name that song called in now nine four one four
Speaker 5: one O four three show. He's begun, guys. I caught
Speaker 5: him with my mum yesterday on Skype, and obviously it is.
Speaker 5: She told me it's forty four days until we're reunited.
Speaker 5: I was like, wow, I know it's I know it's
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks. I know, bless so she I
Speaker 5: haven't seen my mom and dad in almost three years
Speaker 5: so good. Oh, honestly, I cannot wait anyway. My mama
Speaker 5: could see she kept rubbing her temple yesterday. You know
Speaker 5: your parents they show an ailment immediately, don't they. And
Speaker 5: I think they exaggerate. They want the sympathy. So I
Speaker 5: could see she's right.
Speaker 1: Love did to see her rubbing the templar. And this
Speaker 1: was my childhood. My mum was a nurse.
Speaker 5: But therefore I don't know if her other nurses can
Speaker 5: verify this or people live with them an absolute hypogonderate.
Speaker 5: Various elments were befalling my mum. She'll outlive all of us, right.
Speaker 5: So she's like, ah, it's great to see her. Chris
Speaker 5: forty four days, I'm like, sitting up with your head.
Speaker 1: What's up? She goes.
Speaker 5: She goes, I've got a very bad headache at the moment.
Speaker 5: It's a temporal bulge.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. It's awful. She I said,
Speaker 1: what is it? What have you done? She goes, I
Speaker 1: actually think it's this situation. I swear this is what
Speaker 1: she said.
Speaker 4: Oh no, not Ukraine, yes, she.
Speaker 5: Goes, how she think I'm watching the news. I think
Speaker 5: it's this situation in Ukraine. When right, you live like
Speaker 5: you live in England in the countryside.
Speaker 1: What's he got? It's beef, isn't with the town of Winchester?
Speaker 1: All right, You'll be fine.
Speaker 5: Boris is heavily involved with all those Russians paying foot
Speaker 5: sat with old Putine for years.
Speaker 1: Don't worry.
Speaker 5: Then she sent me a photo a screenshot of a
Speaker 5: newspaper article that she found online showing do you remember
Speaker 5: those kind of old things used to see in the
Speaker 5: eighties and nineties when the Cold War was at his peak,
Speaker 5: of like a radius and epicenter And it was newspaper
Speaker 5: thing I put up in our socials, right, it ain't
Speaker 5: going out people sleep, to be fair, it says areas
Speaker 5: of the UK that would be affected if the Russians
Speaker 5: landed a nuclear bomb on London, right, and it's his.
Speaker 4: Shoe attack in London.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: And also I'm thinking the phrase was ruined, like bloody
Speaker 5: Rush ruined London.
Speaker 1: It's not very newsy phrase.
Speaker 5: If that happened and London gets decimated, that's the Royal
Speaker 5: family number ten down Street, m I five Big Ben
Speaker 5: the Thames.
Speaker 1: The headline won't be London's been ruined.
Speaker 4: Oh you spoiled everything.
Speaker 5: God why would you ruin London? It's a beautiful old city.
Speaker 5: Queen Queen ruined, ruin the Thames, ruined Big Ben. You've
Speaker 5: ruined it, you idiots.
Speaker 1: What have you done? Anyway?
Speaker 5: Expand on the map, I said, Mum, you're just outside
Speaker 5: the radius as well. So the worst you'll get a
Speaker 5: second radiational way.
Speaker 1: I've seen the TV show Nobyl.
Speaker 5: I'm still coming over in forty five days, even in
Speaker 5: London's ruined because he throw won't be there either, to
Speaker 5: be diverted to another. So, yeah, my mom is seriously
Speaker 5: concerned about that sction situation in Ukraine.
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Speaker 1: Patty, what's going on with you? You've then't encounter with
Speaker 1: a spine yesterday?
Speaker 3: I went, Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 7: I went to pick up already off the school bus.
Speaker 7: We've got the high car. We're thrashing that for all
Speaker 7: it's worth still.
Speaker 1: Running that into the ground. Yeah, I feel sorry for
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 8: The fairest you to stay off taking the roads, just
Speaker 8: driving straight across the plane.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I pulled up at the bus stop and give.
Speaker 1: It a doughnut again.
Speaker 7: Yet yeah, a bit did a burnout and Audrey opened
Speaker 7: the door to get back in the car to go home,
Speaker 7: and she's like screamed and jumped back. I thought, what's
Speaker 7: wrong now, drama queen. She said, Mummy, there's a big
Speaker 7: spider in the car. And I thought, oh, it's probably
Speaker 7: just a daddy long weeds or something. You know, they're
Speaker 7: everywhere in the house.
Speaker 3: She said, no, no, no, it's a red back, a
Speaker 3: red back spider, I.
Speaker 1: Thought, in your high car.
Speaker 7: In the high car and I thought, no, surely not.
Speaker 7: I've never actually seen a red back spot.
Speaker 4: I've never seen one.
Speaker 5: The higher car company will charge you extra for that.
Speaker 5: That was including in that little checklip. So go around
Speaker 5: that clipboard.
Speaker 3: It's a premium package.
Speaker 5: Yeah, We've I got to charge you for the red back,
Speaker 5: so that's another eighty bucks.
Speaker 7: I thought, surely not. So anyway, I thought, I'll just
Speaker 7: go around and you know, tell her it's fine. But
Speaker 7: anyway I went around, and sure enough.
Speaker 3: It was this big, fat red back spider.
Speaker 7: I reckon it was the size of like a twenty
Speaker 7: cent piece, and I, oh, Jackie should have seen it,
Speaker 7: and it was undeniable before Patsy, No, no, not in
Speaker 7: the wild like that.
Speaker 8: Jack Have you seen a red back I've never seen one,
Speaker 8: but I always whenever I see a black spider, I'll
Speaker 8: always check for the back of it. It was something
Speaker 8: we were told as kids to avoid at all costs.
Speaker 1: I remember. But he's hanging out with it one. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for them.
Speaker 4: You know, those read backs are a bad influence on you,
Speaker 4: sleeping in.
Speaker 1: The cinges of my buildings trying to find those red backs.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So this thing was definitely red.
Speaker 7: Bag had a big red bright stripe down its back,
Speaker 7: and it was fat.
Speaker 3: I reckon, you know.
Speaker 5: Obviously I'm English, so they're deadly. Everything here, I just
Speaker 5: presume it's deadly.
Speaker 7: My dad was bitten by one in his twenties when
Speaker 7: he was much young. He was moving wood and it
Speaker 7: actually he actually couldn't walk for a couple of.
Speaker 5: Weeks from him, by the way. But I'm sure your
Speaker 5: dad wasn't doing that. But yeah, what you're doing that,
Speaker 5: I'm moving holding timber again.
Speaker 3: It was cutting wood for the fire.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, that's what he was doing about that shed. Yeah,
Speaker 5: back down there again, chomping out.
Speaker 1: But it's eighty two degrees today, Dad, stop binding.
Speaker 3: But they're really dangerous. And he's still got the scar
Speaker 3: on his leg.
Speaker 1: So what happened to him? He got bitten by a
Speaker 1: red back?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was bitten by a red back. Didn't realize
Speaker 7: and woke up one morning couldn't walk, And then they
Speaker 7: realized he had a bite on his leg and they
Speaker 7: traced it back to a red back. So I had
Speaker 7: to get the poison out of his system. He was okay, But.
Speaker 1: How long was he sort of, you know, a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks, A couple of weeks, something is with the
Speaker 1: red bank.
Speaker 7: Well they're bad, They're really bad. So anyway, I thought,
Speaker 7: how much did you do with in the car? Well exactly,
Speaker 7: so I said to her, you need to get in
Speaker 7: the back seat and we'll drive. It's just around the
Speaker 7: corner back to the house.
Speaker 5: What sorry, get the I just presume this story with
Speaker 5: end immediately. And it was me, I'm setting fightly, can't
Speaker 5: everyone get up run? You know, I could set to blow.
Speaker 7: Well, I went to get my thong to whack it,
Speaker 7: much to the amusement of.
Speaker 1: The old mothers versus nature.
Speaker 3: But it crawled into the door, you know, the side
Speaker 3: of the car.
Speaker 5: It's only one of the world's most deadious spiders. And
Speaker 5: do you know what being smart sit in the back
Speaker 5: because spiders can't move quickly or rapidly.
Speaker 3: Well, it's like a two minute drive to home.
Speaker 7: Furious, So we got home and then I sprayed about
Speaker 7: a whole can of you know, bug spray and put
Speaker 7: the windows up.
Speaker 1: Why do they always do this? And he put the
Speaker 1: windows up to get back in the car.
Speaker 7: That killed little poison sauna for him. So you wouldn't
Speaker 7: be there this morning. I hope it's when the love
Speaker 7: cord goes to work.
Speaker 1: We've just.
Speaker 3: In the morning.
Speaker 1: Doesn't even know anything about this.
Speaker 4: Lady's gonna put.
Speaker 1: Down the sun visor and that the red back's gonna
Speaker 1: go surprise.
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Speaker 5: Asking you right now nine four one four one O
Speaker 5: four three. Who is our longest distance commuter this morning?
Speaker 5: Oh that's over, that's enough of David Boyne nine four
Speaker 5: one four one O four three. I was settling in
Speaker 5: thinking this'll be a nice little jaunt. Now they've looped
Speaker 5: the song. We've had ten minutes. We're just come off there.
Speaker 5: Who's got the longest commute this morning? Let's start with you, Lauren.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Ah, Hi Christian, Yes, I am driving from
Speaker 9: Mountaalizer to peren.
Speaker 1: So how far is that then?
Speaker 9: About sixty kves?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yes, it's a big old drive, isn't it that? But
Speaker 5: it's not like you know, it's not west.
Speaker 4: People will be coming in from the Peninsular estate. Stay.
Speaker 5: You know you're not Michael playing with a film group
Speaker 5: in the passenger seat guiding you through with all the
Speaker 5: mules for your supplies from the mounts. Make sure you
Speaker 5: take your diary of your expedition for you and your crew.
Speaker 5: Thoughts and prayers, Lauren, that is great. Is this for
Speaker 5: work or what are you up to exploring it?
Speaker 9: Yes'm driving just to see a friend. No, it is
Speaker 9: for work.
Speaker 1: Can we ask you what are you up to when
Speaker 1: you get to Paran?
Speaker 9: I'm just working at the Victorian Burns?
Speaker 1: What a job? How long have you been doing that?
Speaker 9: Are you saying?
Speaker 10: Years?
Speaker 5: Wow? That is a life to service and dedication. Well done, Lauren,
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you? So y'all all right, bye bye,
Speaker 5: let's go to Andrew.
Speaker 11: Good day, Christian, here you're going.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Andrew.
Speaker 5: So if you've got a longer expedition, really, rather than
Speaker 5: going from more the way from Mount Lighter, tell you
Speaker 5: to Brawn.
Speaker 1: Andrew. What is your long distance commute this morning, mate.
Speaker 12: Going from baller at the schools.
Speaker 11: But it's one hundred and fifty seven kilometers.
Speaker 5: Now that is a long drive this morning. So it
Speaker 5: sounds like you're already on the road.
Speaker 1: Yep. Are you already some way into it? Andrew?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm a bit I like ten minutes away from work.
Speaker 1: Bloody Oh you would have self earning then, yeah, what
Speaker 1: time do you leave?
Speaker 11: I left this morning just on four o'clock.
Speaker 1: Blimey, that's jack from the top.
Speaker 11: For a coffee on the way there though, Yeah, I bet.
Speaker 1: And what do you do? Andrew? What's your job? I'm
Speaker 1: a hydrographer Now what does that mean?
Speaker 11: So basically what I do? I do flow monitoring and
Speaker 11: sampling in Melbourne, US.
Speaker 5: Now that is a job. And how do you get
Speaker 5: them samples? You got to work experience land. You open
Speaker 5: up the manhole cover now, yeah, young day you want
Speaker 5: to get to start this industry down there?
Speaker 1: Don't forget to test tubes.
Speaker 11: Sometimes we do go down into the water, but water
Speaker 11: wre a bucket down and bring it back up. Watering can.
Speaker 4: It's not water though, is it?
Speaker 11: Well, it's more than more than water. It's like nine
Speaker 11: than the rest.
Speaker 5: Of it, guysasy here and do you you know they
Speaker 5: do reports like a once a year of stuff that's
Speaker 5: been found in like Suwei's treatment plants, so you know,
Speaker 5: stuff that people shove that accidentally gets to shove down
Speaker 5: and lose, like false teeth and toy cards. I don't
Speaker 5: know why I said to toy cards. I know what, kids, I remember.
Speaker 5: I actually did flush my favorite card and the toilet
Speaker 5: once just to see where it went, and my dad went,
Speaker 5: bizik before.
Speaker 11: You'd be surprised what actually gets flashed down? I did
Speaker 11: find my toy card and.
Speaker 1: Do you want too? It's about forty years ago now, Blue, one.
Speaker 4: Long journey from the UK.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, I wonder whe but it pops
Speaker 5: up selfwhere Andrew might find it in that bucket?
Speaker 1: Ye, Andrew? What do you find sometimes?
Speaker 11: Well, one time I did find a set of taste
Speaker 11: but more than anything, we just call them rags. It's
Speaker 11: just random pieces of material that people having to flash
Speaker 11: down and it just blocks up the sewer systems.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, Andrew, have a good day to day
Speaker 5: checking out those suers. Thanks for giving us a call mate,
Speaker 5: Safe from the road.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Ash.
Speaker 5: Good morning Ash. What's your long distance queuing this srning mate,
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 12: Have four hundred fifty k the day.
Speaker 1: Mirrow hero status A day a day.
Speaker 5: You must be going from Mount Eliza to just be
Speaker 5: on paran It's not even on maps, you know, once
Speaker 5: you get into windso it just drops off there.
Speaker 1: What is your what is your What kind of trip
Speaker 1: is that? Then? What do you do?
Speaker 12: I'd do with the chickens to butchers or over in
Speaker 12: Melbourne and Victoria.
Speaker 1: So those chickens know what happens at their end. They
Speaker 1: already dead.
Speaker 12: They were already dead.
Speaker 5: Buddy, all right, you don't go no little trip, guys, come, lovely,
Speaker 5: beautiful day today humidity is a little bit higher.
Speaker 1: Wait, we're not going to butchers because.
Speaker 5: We heard about those guy friends of ours who never
Speaker 5: came back. No, no, no, no butchers on this trip.
Speaker 1: And so is it?
Speaker 13: That?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 5: What the all the big mileage is from going to
Speaker 5: the butchers every every day with them chickens.
Speaker 1: What is that? Making? Is it? The is it you
Speaker 1: taking the chickens to the butcher's? That what you're doing?
Speaker 1: Just that straight long trip every.
Speaker 12: Day every day? You know, I take my daughter to
Speaker 12: fire running. What is in the afternoon for sports good only,
Speaker 12: But what is that if they d eleven and thirteen
Speaker 12: and the volanty fireparties and they do fire running, they
Speaker 12: look up poses and hydrants instead.
Speaker 3: Of race a given time like a drill.
Speaker 5: Well, I tell you what is amazing? I mean gooding
Speaker 5: on them for volunteering. You know it's about But to
Speaker 5: be honest, if you're calling Triple zero and they go listen,
Speaker 5: they're a bit busy at the moment, the main unit,
Speaker 5: but there's a couple of really promising to help. You're
Speaker 5: on thirteen year olds. You're like, don't what I trump
Speaker 5: put out myself.
Speaker 1: I've got it.
Speaker 6: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Why are all movies so unnecessarily long?
Speaker 1: Now? It's just a standard. I want to go and
Speaker 1: see the new Batman movie next week.
Speaker 5: The Batman. They put that vertinus. They know it's a
Speaker 5: bit moody now with that that guy Robert Patterson. It's
Speaker 5: not it's not Batman. You know, it's not athletes. It's
Speaker 5: the The Batman.
Speaker 1: Three hours long.
Speaker 5: I mean, I love the Dark Knight movies, right, but
Speaker 5: you know I've done like nine or ten hours of
Speaker 5: that story.
Speaker 1: You know, what else are they going to do for
Speaker 1: three hours?
Speaker 5: How many times you kick someone in a cape, you know,
Speaker 5: sat in that sort of dark basement, you know, looking
Speaker 5: mean and moody at CCTV footage.
Speaker 1: And stuff like that.
Speaker 5: As Gotham turns to ruin here spoiling it again.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not I don't know if that's what happens.
Speaker 1: But three hours of it it's.
Speaker 8: Too much because you don't even need to do any
Speaker 8: setup because we know who Batman is.
Speaker 4: So just get straight into the actually.
Speaker 1: The Origin store. We've done fifteen odd hours of the
Speaker 1: Origin story. Just get into it.
Speaker 5: Nineteen minutes is enough, mate, you know, then everyone can
Speaker 5: go home earlier as well. Three hours by the time
Speaker 5: you get there. Do you guys always want to see
Speaker 5: the trailers beforehind?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 4: No, I don't, don't you know, I try and skip
Speaker 4: the trailers.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I feel like I'm being short changed. I
Speaker 5: want to know what's coming up.
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 8: I actually asked the guy on who's ripping the tickets,
Speaker 8: what time does the actual feature start?
Speaker 5: He'll know't stand cowboys like that, cowboys, as I referred
Speaker 5: to you people, cowboys.
Speaker 4: So if it's half hour of trailers.
Speaker 1: It's so cool.
Speaker 5: Rocking in like you got inside knowledge. You know, a
Speaker 5: little tip off there. You see people like you just
Speaker 5: shuffling in, smuggling sat down, just as like it goes
Speaker 5: Metro Golden Mayor or the line raws and then comes
Speaker 5: the cool people.
Speaker 1: I want to know because you watched the trains go
Speaker 1: Alex rubbish. That looks good.
Speaker 6: What have we seen him in before?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: So hear in Phatsy's story earlier about the finding a
Speaker 5: red back spider in a car during school pickup yesterday,
Speaker 5: and then I'm still tack this. Just advise an audit
Speaker 5: daughter just gets in the back, see because that's the standard.
Speaker 1: Device, isn't it.
Speaker 5: You know, if you see a red back, just make
Speaker 5: sure you're traveling the back. See the red back, get
Speaker 5: in the back. That's the official slogan. I believe this morning.
Speaker 5: Are there any more stories of animals in cars, whether
Speaker 5: it's a surprise and unwanted visitor like a red back,
Speaker 5: or whether you've been transporting pets or live stock.
Speaker 1: I want to hear about stories about animals in cars.
Speaker 5: The best story we go. I'll give you a pair
Speaker 5: of tickets. Come a cinema it now with me next week?
Speaker 5: If you want go and see three hours off Batman.
Speaker 5: I've got cinemas gold class double pass. You don't have
Speaker 5: to come and meet by the way kids people go.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure whether I actually see it in the day.
Speaker 5: It's a six or nine thing, and hang out with
Speaker 5: him in the morning. I want to know about animals
Speaker 5: and cars. I chucked live stock in there because I
Speaker 5: remember a couple of years ago going to see my sister.
Speaker 5: She's married to a farmer. He's got like a proper job.
Speaker 5: His dad was a farmer, his grandfather was one. And
Speaker 5: they're all like hardened, wet, basic whatever I am, they are,
Speaker 5: they do.
Speaker 4: A real job.
Speaker 5: I've been round there on Christmas right heat, and I
Speaker 5: get up at like with a hangover.
Speaker 1: On Boxing Day.
Speaker 5: He's already done like four hours and melts a thousand cows,
Speaker 5: this with two hats.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we once had to go, he said. He
Speaker 1: said that he does speak like this as well. This
Speaker 1: is how Farmer's New UK s all I come there
Speaker 1: and pick up some pigs. What is happening? This is
Speaker 1: cod and I go go on both and pigs and
Speaker 1: I'm like, do I want to come with you to
Speaker 1: buy some pigs?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sure, Okay, So his like farm van wouldn't start,
Speaker 5: so we had to take my sister's car, which is
Speaker 5: just a normal station working for school runs.
Speaker 1: We had four pigs that we're apparently going to go
Speaker 1: and buy, right, we have to flatten the seats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I swear this apple.
Speaker 5: Right, So we drive to see some other crazy weather
Speaker 5: being far like that leathery sort of Clint Eastward skin
Speaker 5: like dry, Like, dude, you must know there's moisturiines in
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be.
Speaker 5: It doesn't have to be this side anyway, He sort
Speaker 5: of greets and go, brotherigs.
Speaker 1: These pigs do not.
Speaker 5: Want to get a station working, right. It's seriously like
Speaker 5: sort of arrestings or drunk people on midnight and a
Speaker 5: Friday night.
Speaker 1: We're like trying to get these pigs in. The pigs.
Speaker 5: I never trying to get my hands on a pig.
Speaker 5: There's no reason why I should trying to get these
Speaker 5: pigs in a speck of a station work, right. It's
Speaker 5: like party balloons. It's wild in there. We get them
Speaker 5: in and we close the door. I get in the
Speaker 5: front straightway. There's this awful smell and obviously I'm not
Speaker 5: a farmer sweet. They're used to working around muck and
Speaker 5: like animal and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It's not a big deal to them.
Speaker 5: But these pigs driving along and then it's like school
Speaker 5: run pickup, so we're stuck in traffic. You can see
Speaker 5: the rearview mirror this four pigs, so eight eyes staring
Speaker 5: at us, going where we're going?
Speaker 4: Where did you take us?
Speaker 1: While we're in a station wagon?
Speaker 5: And then non stop defecated. Here is this and you
Speaker 5: know I'm not in my very sensitive gag reflex.
Speaker 1: I have to pull. He's like anymore, we need to
Speaker 1: get I melt the cars. I prayed sick. What have
Speaker 1: you got to do? It's town stiff neck. I ain't
Speaker 1: pulling over. So yeah, this morning, I want to know
Speaker 1: about animals. Wor's trip of my lifetime animals in cars.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 5: A story from Patsy earlier on Whilst you were all
Speaker 5: asleep at the start the show about a red back
Speaker 5: spider in a car yesterday during school pickup and Patsy,
Speaker 5: being the tough, powerful liner, she has just casually told
Speaker 5: a door to get in the back.
Speaker 3: It had gone into the engine bay.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, America, you know for sure, and it's a
Speaker 1: red barony.
Speaker 3: Can you But sometimes you have to take chances in life.
Speaker 5: With a kind of surprise of popping out another air
Speaker 5: event or you know, up by the accelerator, you know,
Speaker 5: biting my foot.
Speaker 1: You know, is a red back spider?
Speaker 5: I'd want to know for sure I'm burning that car
Speaker 5: to a husk before I go anywhere near it. Jack,
Speaker 5: what can you tell us about the powers of the
Speaker 5: red back spider?
Speaker 8: Between two thousand and ten thousand people get bitten every
Speaker 8: year by the red back spider. The female is more
Speaker 8: deadly than the male, and research right out there. I
Speaker 8: just paused on the next factor, which was they like
Speaker 8: to live between ten degrees and twenty five degrees.
Speaker 1: That's the most important one. I mean, I'd start there.
Speaker 5: I was wondering the whole time. But what is their
Speaker 5: optimum temperature temperature? Because then if you are in a car,
Speaker 5: and certainly there is a red but I know where
Speaker 5: I can set that air con work.
Speaker 1: And he's gonna hate this. Yeah, I do you like
Speaker 1: that one degree off? It's chitty. I don't like it
Speaker 1: when it's chitty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't mind half fast research, it's a new weekly
Speaker 5: feature that's going to run for us called half fast Research.
Speaker 5: Thank you for the spider facts there, Jack forgot the
Speaker 5: master of Google. So this morning we're looking for stories.
Speaker 5: Whatever half fast research can you do for the show? No,
Speaker 5: we want stories about animals in cars, whether it's a
Speaker 5: surprise visitor like Patsy's red back spider, or you were
Speaker 5: moving live stock or pets and they got loose. Anything
Speaker 5: to do with animals in cars. I want to know
Speaker 5: about it today.
Speaker 1: Dane, Good morning, what's going on Christian here? I'm good Dane.
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show. So what's your story about an
Speaker 5: animal in a car?
Speaker 12: I'm on from So we're out Ony Not and we're
Speaker 12: having to see frothies.
Speaker 14: And went back to the you to have a frothy
Speaker 14: and there's a fox in the ute.
Speaker 12: I left the window.
Speaker 14: You could obviously smell the food, so I jumped in.
Speaker 12: The ute and yeah, I was trying to get the
Speaker 12: food out of the fridge.
Speaker 5: Flagrant. Those foxes, they don't care, right, I reckon. It
Speaker 5: was just sat in that driver's seat trying to hot
Speaker 5: one of the car to drive off with all those frothies.
Speaker 1: Take it back to his fox mates.
Speaker 12: I think he was trying to get the food out,
Speaker 12: or he might have been trying to go with beer.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Both foxes don't care. They're flagrant, those foxes.
Speaker 5: Fox in a U A strong start. Thank you very much,
Speaker 5: Shirt Dane. Have a good day, mate, legend.
Speaker 12: Choose that.
Speaker 1: Dennis.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Dennis, Welcome to the show. Welcome on board, Dennis.
Speaker 5: You O KD yeah yeah, good, all right.
Speaker 1: Animal in a car? What have you got, big Dennis.
Speaker 15: So I shared a house with a girl and she
Speaker 15: started going out with this guy for those dodgy characters
Speaker 15: who has his finger in lots and lots of pies.
Speaker 15: And one of his things was that he was a
Speaker 15: licensed snake catcher, so he.
Speaker 1: And snakes. That's it.
Speaker 15: Absolutely he could catch He could catch snakes and sell
Speaker 15: them to traders. So he's picked her up to go
Speaker 15: away on a romantic weekend.
Speaker 5: Gets there's so much going on this trauma, he can traders.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.
Speaker 15: So he's taken away for this romantic weekend and along
Speaker 15: the way he's just happened to casually mention that he's
Speaker 15: got one of his snakes at his court in the back.
Speaker 15: And that's fine. She's not particularly fussed about snakes, until
Speaker 15: he suddenly starts screaming as they're driving along because the
Speaker 15: snake has got loose, come under the seat and.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 15: So he's swerving all over the road, manages to pull over,
Speaker 15: peels the snake off his foot.
Speaker 5: Say, one thing you don't want from a licensed snake
Speaker 5: catcher is that guy screaming.
Speaker 1: You don't want to know what he's going to do.
Speaker 1: Oh God, no, I pray for death. Oh God, take her.
Speaker 1: We've only started going out together.
Speaker 8: This is exactly when they told you not to do
Speaker 8: when I got my license.
Speaker 1: This is punishment and my finger in too many pies anyone.
Speaker 15: So then he's managed to recapture the snake and they've
Speaker 15: made it to the hotel where they were going to.
Speaker 15: He's taken it, brought it inside, so of course it
Speaker 15: doesn't get loose in the car and promptly and has
Speaker 15: promptly lost it in the hotel room so they could
Speaker 15: and then they had to check out and basically go, yes, sorry,
Speaker 15: there's a snake in the room. We're going now, good luck,
Speaker 15: and they took off and left the snake in the
Speaker 15: hotel room. A little boutique hotel.
Speaker 5: Wow, Denis this is yeah, it was just ana story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so much going on with that.
Speaker 15: I know, I know, and she probably dumped him after that.
Speaker 1: Of course. A couple of flags.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Christian, Can I just say that not watching the
Speaker 15: trailers before a movie is one of the indicators of
Speaker 15: psycho a psychopath?
Speaker 1: Quite right?
Speaker 5: I agree those aren't strong enough words psychopath. You're right,
Speaker 5: it's actually the third thing on the psychopath test.
Speaker 1: That's how the couch A lot of them, you know, Dennis.
Speaker 8: I literally just told a story about a Medusa character
Speaker 8: who's leaving snakes all over the village, and you're calling
Speaker 8: me a psychopaths.
Speaker 15: Psychopaths if the shoe fits like an understand letting a
Speaker 15: snake go, but not watching the trailers, that is just
Speaker 15: beyond the past.
Speaker 8: Their finger out of the pie, Dennis, Come on to
Speaker 8: don with me, Come don't know with me?
Speaker 1: Dennis. Dennis will send you a prize. That is a
Speaker 1: great call.
Speaker 15: Thank you.
Speaker 1: No animals in cars? What have you got?
Speaker 13: You're listening to the question no Carl's Show podcast every morning.
Speaker 5: We're blessed with such great stories to you guys. We
Speaker 5: never ever take it for granted, thank you. Animals in
Speaker 5: Cars As people call in, we've got this very sturdy
Speaker 5: art phone system where the producers can label some of
Speaker 5: you so very quickly.
Speaker 1: I can look at the lines.
Speaker 5: Whoever was online to it just said in capitals absolutely not,
Speaker 5: which I now can't think what possible store about an
Speaker 5: animal in the car would in just that three minutes
Speaker 5: of pink. They've got time to type out. Christian must
Speaker 5: know not to go to line too. He opens this
Speaker 5: door behind it is all manner of horrors. Absolutely not
Speaker 5: some of them.
Speaker 1: Have you seen them?
Speaker 5: Jack sumteriscoat No, No. As soon as we hit this outbreak,
Speaker 5: I'm going to have a word with the producer, go
Speaker 5: what the hell is too?
Speaker 16: We should do a podcast? What was to brackets? Absolutely not?
Speaker 16: The calls that they have to hear, so.
Speaker 5: You don't have to hear them. All right, let's take
Speaker 5: them on so we can from this morning nine four
Speaker 5: one four one o four three Animals in Cars Tim
Speaker 5: Coome morning.
Speaker 17: Good morning.
Speaker 18: Here you going.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Tim and thanks corner show.
Speaker 19: Tim.
Speaker 1: What have you got for sending an animal in a
Speaker 1: car story?
Speaker 17: Oh look me, princess. I hope he's not listening, but
Speaker 17: petrified the spiders, and she's coming down frankstond Andy Road
Speaker 17: and one's crawled up on the windscreen. He jumped out
Speaker 17: of the car forgot to take it out of gear,
Speaker 17: and the car's rolling down the wrong side of the road.
Speaker 1: God, you can't be doing that.
Speaker 5: I mean, perhaps he just gets people to sit in
Speaker 5: the back car can create more problems like an accident.
Speaker 17: I'm sure there's lots of spider stories.
Speaker 5: All right, Producer Tim, let's go to guy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, have you let the car roll onto the oncoming traffic. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but there's a lot of spider.
Speaker 5: He was going to say, no one was injured, rather
Speaker 5: than go, let's not worry about that. The better phone here,
Speaker 5: Christian is spider stories on four one four three.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: They're by a new exec producer Tim Guy. Good morning,
Speaker 5: Good morning, here go struggling guy.
Speaker 1: Great guy, Guy, what's his story about an animal in
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 20: No, it was just years ago.
Speaker 18: The old man was a tickler for going up to
Speaker 18: clear and Stiles and picking up a bag, and those
Speaker 18: sorts of things in this particular day were saying to
Speaker 18: be driving pras we get up to this clear and syle.
Speaker 18: Of course, his half dozen young poddy calves. Baby calves
Speaker 18: come up for sale and he got them chaped. Of course,
Speaker 18: no way get them home, but put them in the
Speaker 18: back of the old kings would take it and make
Speaker 18: the living the grain driving driving back to the farm
Speaker 18: with a half dozen potty cows down the launch and
Speaker 18: we're all driving along with our hit hanging out the windows.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Clearing up the mess afterwards must have
Speaker 1: been a nightmare.
Speaker 18: Well while I was young at that day, so that
Speaker 18: was that was mom and dad's job, thank god. But yeah,
Speaker 18: after that he tended to go to clear and Syles
Speaker 18: with a trailer with a cage on the can.
Speaker 5: H Yeah, you learn from that one. You can do
Speaker 5: it once, don't in the old calves in the Kingswood a.
Speaker 1: Right, God, definitely, yeah, yeah, thank you very much. Your
Speaker 1: it's going on out there.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Yesterday morning we were doing your Weakest Claim to Fame
Speaker 5: lobby do every Wednesday. Look a fewr stories your Weakest
Speaker 5: Claim to Fame. Yesterday we were blessed lots of great
Speaker 5: story that we do every week, but two of them
Speaker 5: involving celebrities items of clothing sort of thing like we're
Speaker 5: almost started to form a lost property box, which is
Speaker 5: what we want to carry on with and see can
Speaker 5: you keep it going?
Speaker 1: This morning? The first one we got was about this
Speaker 1: AFL great.
Speaker 10: I've actually head on my body Dustin Martin's football shorts.
Speaker 10: Dusty was coming home from futty training. Let them in
Speaker 10: a taxi. My cousin got in taxi driver realized and
Speaker 10: my cousin took them, knowing that I'm an Everard Richmondton
Speaker 10: and said here you go now.
Speaker 5: Also she said that she then wore them to a
Speaker 5: family picnic. And then the key line which I didn't
Speaker 5: want to ask you follow up question for some of
Speaker 5: the family picnic.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. At one point the.
Speaker 5: Old Dusty's got ripped off. Goodness knows what happened. That's
Speaker 5: not this show's concern. Then, so we got Dusty Martin shorts.
Speaker 5: So Jack, I need you now to start forming a
Speaker 5: list of what's in our celebrity lost property.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we've got Dusty Martin short Rusty.
Speaker 5: And then we had the Russell crows ice skates.
Speaker 14: I shared a taxi with Russell Crowe's ice skates. Now
Speaker 14: we're shooting the movie mistery Alaska. Apparently they had taken
Speaker 14: one size of two small skates for Russell Crowe, so
Speaker 14: they chucked a pair in the taxi and I was
Speaker 14: going there to be an extra in the film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so take these, these are eleven.
Speaker 5: I told that young lad is no way he's going
Speaker 5: to get those big old feet of hiss right into
Speaker 5: a pair of ice skating against signed ten. So this morning,
Speaker 5: then can we keep this going? What are you what
Speaker 5: we were just opening? Was it the shorts or the ice skates?
Speaker 4: And now I'm doing Russell Crowe's ice skates?
Speaker 1: Good? All right, Russell, there's two, isn't there? Share double double?
Speaker 3: I believe?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I say that. Yeah, you got that in.
Speaker 4: Oh got that in good Man?
Speaker 1: All right? So read about Jack, just check there. You're
Speaker 1: taking it down correctly.
Speaker 8: Shorts, the notes of the meeting, Dustin Mutt's bullshorts, Russell
Speaker 8: Crow's ice skates.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, all right? So let's keep this going.
Speaker 5: If we're trying to find this sort of lost property
Speaker 5: of the stars, what clothing have you got for us
Speaker 5: that is of a famous person, any kind of a
Speaker 5: lister through to zlister, You've got something to chuck in
Speaker 5: there right now.
Speaker 1: Actually, Patsy, what did the war? I be love God
Speaker 1: your husband.
Speaker 7: Catch He went to John Mellencamp's concert at Rod Laver
Speaker 7: in the early nineties and he threw out John Mellencamp
Speaker 7: he was cougar then back then threw out his belt
Speaker 7: buckle into the crowd and Chris just.
Speaker 1: Like someone's eye out with that a guitar drumstick or
Speaker 1: a pick.
Speaker 5: But a solid belt buckle also. Was it attached to
Speaker 5: his belt?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, he took it off and Chris just happened
Speaker 7: to put his arm up and caught it.
Speaker 1: Wow, the this big.
Speaker 7: Oval disc thing with a big American spread eagle and
Speaker 7: his initials.
Speaker 5: On, it's just rotating through the air. Chris just casually
Speaker 5: just rises.
Speaker 7: Up, yeah, reflexes like a pen and caught it. So
Speaker 7: he'd had a few on the way home and was
Speaker 7: in the cab. He shoved it into the back pocket
Speaker 7: of his jeans and it had obviously come out in
Speaker 7: the cab and didn't realize until he got in the
Speaker 7: house and the cab was gone.
Speaker 3: So he's get who knows where it is now?
Speaker 5: Mellencamp when he was cougar, because that's when it was like, prime,
Speaker 5: stop exactly, Cougar men Incamp, you're hanging on that belt
Speaker 5: buck aren't you?
Speaker 3: Absolutely you are? But did I realize it is his?
Speaker 8: Did did he say what John Cougar did with his
Speaker 8: loose pants after he threw.
Speaker 5: The Maybe that's why I had to change his name
Speaker 5: from Cougar. Don't have any It's a different time. Now
Speaker 5: drop the cougar literally all right, Jack, I don't wanted
Speaker 5: to typing it into the documentary.
Speaker 1: Come on, John mellencamp belt buckle?
Speaker 4: How many hells in? Mellencare too?
Speaker 6: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Looking for your stories right now. Clothing of the stars.
Speaker 5: Have you on an encounter with an item of clothing,
Speaker 5: any item of clothing Dusty Martin, shorts, ice skates of
Speaker 5: Russell Crow, your encounters with any item of clothing of
Speaker 5: a famous person? So we're building the dreaded lost Property
Speaker 5: Box of famous people's items?
Speaker 1: Jack, what's in there? So far?
Speaker 8: So we got the footy shorts of Dustin Martin, the
Speaker 8: ice skates of Russell Crow, and John Cougar Mellencamp's belt buckle.
Speaker 1: Still can't believe this.
Speaker 5: Jody's emailed me Christian when I was about ten. I
Speaker 5: was cool to be on the Early Bird Show with
Speaker 5: Martin Monster.
Speaker 1: Any if you used to watch this?
Speaker 5: Yes, on a Saturday morning, me and two friends. It
Speaker 5: was at the Channel Channel ten studios where they filmed Neighbors.
Speaker 5: We got given costumes to hear for the segment we
Speaker 5: were on. There were clown costumes worn by the Neighbours
Speaker 5: cars previously foreseen. I wore the one and kept it
Speaker 5: that Kylie Minogue once wore.
Speaker 1: Heh all right, so Kylie Minogue clown outfit? What a
Speaker 1: lo property? Chuck it in there, Jackie boy Dal, Good
Speaker 1: morning morning, Christian.
Speaker 17: How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good down, welcome to a show. Have you having
Speaker 5: a good week? What have you got for our celebrity
Speaker 5: lost property?
Speaker 21: Mate? I think you guys are like this one many
Speaker 21: years ago, I was going to walk into the Mount
Speaker 21: Beauty Pub with my girlfriend's father. Just as we got
Speaker 21: to the front door, this body comes flying out a
Speaker 21: thousand miles now and lands at our feet. We look
Speaker 21: down and we discover it's Mel Gibson and he's dropped
Speaker 21: his cigar.
Speaker 5: So this, wow, it's like a scene out of Lethal Weapon.
Speaker 1: Of Then I'm going to need your badging gun Riggs.
Speaker 21: So he had had a large night and we all had.
Speaker 21: So I picked up the cigar, and we picked up
Speaker 21: mel Gibson and walked back.
Speaker 5: I love the fact that you went for the stogy
Speaker 5: first as well.
Speaker 21: And then we are walking back into the pub because
Speaker 21: he was a bit worse away, and then probably were
Speaker 21: we all got training out. About five minutes later, they're.
Speaker 1: Just thrown him out.
Speaker 5: No want, it's people picking him up and bringing it
Speaker 5: back in. You can throw it one way, it's not game.
Speaker 1: The bounces like to play and bring him back. It's
Speaker 1: like a tennis match with the drunks.
Speaker 5: Yeah down, awesome story with send you a prize, Thanks buddy,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 1: So we got mel Gibson in that lost property box
Speaker 1: now cigar per great, let's try Paul. Good morning, Paul Bonding.
Speaker 1: Here you go. I'm good, Paul. So celebrity lost property.
Speaker 1: What have you got for us?
Speaker 5: I've got fifty wow in the club in the lost property?
Speaker 1: How have you got that?
Speaker 22: A long time ago, young fella into that sort of music,
Speaker 22: and I went to his concert and yeah, just in
Speaker 22: the middle, bouncing a way as you do, and somehow
Speaker 22: he chucked it out and somehow I just chuck my
Speaker 22: hand up grab and.
Speaker 15: I was like yeah, and then just headed away. So no,
Speaker 15: one's still not of mere pretty much.
Speaker 5: I was about to ask what hat? I could be
Speaker 5: a bowler hat or something like that. It's obviously a
Speaker 5: baseball cap. I've not seen him in a top hat.
Speaker 1: You know good, I said, good, New York.
Speaker 15: Yeah, flat cap.
Speaker 1: Cap. Put the down's cap.
Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much, Paul One. These are brilliant.
Speaker 5: These are brilliant. What is now in our celebrity lost
Speaker 5: property box?
Speaker 8: Jack Dustin Martin's footy shorts, Russell Crow's ice skates, John Coiger,
Speaker 8: Mellencam's belt buckle, Kyler Minogg's clown outfit, Melkinson's cigar, fifty
Speaker 8: cents baseball.
Speaker 6: Cap, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Coming up on the way.
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Speaker 1: That is good. That is very good. Just sing another
Speaker 1: one here, jack Crazy in love.
Speaker 4: Dare we go for the backup? I want to hear
Speaker 4: it come in looking so crazy right now, crazy, We're
Speaker 4: crazy right now.
Speaker 5: Remember a man has to actually do this in the
Speaker 5: studio during the day.
Speaker 1: Wow, Crazy in love, that's no backup.
Speaker 4: Coming looking so crazy right now?
Speaker 1: It is crazy, so.
Speaker 3: Crazy coming looking gummy, looking so crazy.
Speaker 8: Oh Jackie it with rio just then his own hype man.
Speaker 8: Listen to that back you know, in those kind of songs,
Speaker 8: you'll have a hype man yelling in the background. I
Speaker 8: think Rio is doing his own hype gummy.
Speaker 1: Looking so crazy right now, that's crazy. That's great, Jackie boy.
Speaker 1: What's going on with you at the moment.
Speaker 8: You guys know NBA superstar Steph Curry, Yeah, megastar, world's
Speaker 8: best three point shooter ever in the NBA. There's a
Speaker 8: poster of him near our house where he's wearing this
Speaker 8: cool outfit playing basketball with the sleeves of a T
Speaker 8: shirt cut off. I wanted to yesterday mimic that look.
Speaker 8: I had this image in my head of me in
Speaker 8: a shirt with the sleeves cut off at the local
Speaker 8: hoop shooting baskets, looking cool.
Speaker 5: So we just now understand the process that's gone on
Speaker 5: in your mind. You see a poster of one of
Speaker 5: the all time Hall of Famous Steph Curry, and you
Speaker 5: think the only thing separating me chat post from him.
Speaker 1: Is these sleeves.
Speaker 5: You're why Rolex pay lots of money to Brad Pitton
Speaker 5: DiCaprio to slap a watch on their wrist so that
Speaker 5: we see that poster and go, do you know the
Speaker 5: only thing in the difference between me and that, and
Speaker 5: Leonardo is buying a watch, and then I'll be like them.
Speaker 5: So you're now, Steph Curry, do what do you mean
Speaker 5: you actually cut off the sleeves of a T shirt?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I got an old T shirt cut off the sleeves,
Speaker 8: like Steph Curry.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're twelve, this is what you do.
Speaker 1: You're thirty four? Man, are you doing it? Where's Bianchy?
Speaker 1: You're hiding from her? You're not doing it for your wife.
Speaker 8: I didn't want her to say eat in case it
Speaker 8: didn't look good, and luckily it does.
Speaker 4: It didn't look good.
Speaker 5: You're not cash and how do you casually introduce that
Speaker 5: look without any gun of boyd? So suddenly what you're
Speaker 5: you're you're making tea, You're wanting a dishwasher's going?
Speaker 1: Hang on a minute, where's Jack gone? Steph Curry's bent over.
Speaker 1: I'm clogging the drain for the dishwasher.
Speaker 8: I thought I might be able to sneak out without
Speaker 8: see me and get down to the basketball court, and
Speaker 8: you know, just the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: You look and blank and white.
Speaker 8: I think the problem is looking at the poster again
Speaker 8: and why mind shirt didn't look good? Is it's a
Speaker 8: baggy shirt that people choose to cut the sleeves off.
Speaker 8: Mine was quite a tight fitting shirt, and it just
Speaker 8: looked all wrong. I looked like a student playing the
Speaker 8: thug in a school play, and I made an unconvincing thug.
Speaker 5: Jack was generous enough to share, and we've had to
Speaker 5: swear and sign a contract that this will not be
Speaker 5: shared publicly.
Speaker 7: A photo of oh please, please, please please.
Speaker 1: I went and showed my wife and kids.
Speaker 4: You were meant to that was for your eyes open.
Speaker 1: I can't my eyes, I can't.
Speaker 5: History needs to see that a man did this today
Speaker 5: thinking if I just.
Speaker 1: Snippy snips down.
Speaker 5: Steph Curry, get out there now that coboy court do
Speaker 5: a three three pointers.
Speaker 4: It was too tight, wasn't it.
Speaker 8: The the neck was too tight and the sleeve holes
Speaker 8: were right up.
Speaker 5: Now if that's what you need to tell yourself, so
Speaker 5: you went to sleep last night.
Speaker 1: The difference Steph Curry is an athlete.
Speaker 5: Patsy described because the listeners there's no way chat will
Speaker 5: share this.
Speaker 1: What does that look like?
Speaker 7: Oh, there are no words. It's like nineties nightclub, like
Speaker 7: on the street.
Speaker 1: It's a creepy turns up by himself.
Speaker 3: Isn't it's it's a.
Speaker 1: New cab driver drifting around, all right.
Speaker 4: We got like Steph Curry.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Just going to give you a warning now. I don't
Speaker 5: have a good feeling about this.
Speaker 4: Trust me, trust me.
Speaker 5: That's why, that's why, that's what a good feeling. Who's
Speaker 5: doing the show at the moment, in isolation from home,
Speaker 5: doesn't almost he want to be any risk of getting COVID.
Speaker 5: He's seven eight days away from his wife giving birthla
Speaker 5: a son. So Jack and I just chatting down the
Speaker 5: line about this quiz we're about to set up in
Speaker 5: a minute, Patsy o'ur man here the quiz master is spooks.
Speaker 5: One of these questions involves a bridge, all right, and
Speaker 5: heights and whenever this has happened to this show before,
Speaker 5: it just it goes badly.
Speaker 1: I've just heard Jack yelling at producer Rio, what does
Speaker 1: that mean? Clearance? Blow water?
Speaker 5: Does that mean like the pylons being forced into the ground?
Speaker 1: And I guys, ten seconds left on John par.
Speaker 8: Oh, it is way too vague, really vague. I hope
Speaker 8: somebody wins before we get to this bridge question.
Speaker 5: Not just that We've just realized there's no tie break question.
Speaker 5: So please let me tell you to call in. Please
Speaker 5: try and win this.
Speaker 1: Do not draw. I'm offering you cash prize to get this, right,
Speaker 1: am I even telling?
Speaker 5: Don't fair the questions. I do not want to be
Speaker 5: going to a tie break. We've totally forgot the quizzes
Speaker 5: oft an ending tiebreak. And there is a question involving
Speaker 5: clearance below the water. If I'm running a naval academy,
Speaker 5: we have loads of business doing questions like that. But
Speaker 5: yesterday they get excited about three songs welded together? Why
Speaker 5: do we do this to ourselves?
Speaker 1: All right? It is show for maybe a show too far.
Speaker 8: I blame myself into the questions. The days are where
Speaker 8: we're asking what colorI is Shrek?
Speaker 1: That is our wheelhouse? Clearance below the water?
Speaker 5: Admiral all right, Day four a show too far? No
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Speaker 5: The reason why we're doing this is only thanks to
Speaker 5: generosity of the good people that always support the show.
Speaker 5: So thank you to Lee and his mum's relish as well.
Speaker 1: What a price.
Speaker 5: You win the board which could be seven foot, which
Speaker 5: is gonna be purpose built made for you. Then you
Speaker 5: get two kilograms of meat, ham, salami, roast beef, two
Speaker 5: kilograms of cheeses, five jars worth of old Mumma's homemade relish,
Speaker 5: one kilo of gourmet crackers, one kilo of pickles and
Speaker 5: pickled onions.
Speaker 1: I love pickled onions.
Speaker 5: Fifteen mini rolls, thirteen mini ruffins, thirteen mini slices, all homemade.
Speaker 5: The fruit rackets here over eight k fruit doesn't weigh
Speaker 5: that much. That's a lot. A kilo of strawberries. Oh,
Speaker 5: there's a lot of strawberries. Who's sitting on a consignment
Speaker 5: of that many secure compound?
Speaker 1: Hey ho?
Speaker 5: Two kilograms of grapes, what are you running the Roman army?
Speaker 5: A whole watermelon, the whole cantaloup, and one kilogram of
Speaker 5: a mysteriously labeled other delicious fresh fruit.
Speaker 1: That lot cheap somewhere off the docks.
Speaker 5: All right, calling now to win your height in a
Speaker 5: sharkouterie board. Two of you will go up against each
Speaker 5: other as we play a charcuterie shootout.
Speaker 1: Jack will read out two things.
Speaker 5: One of them is higher than the other. You have
Speaker 5: to guess instantly what's higher first. One to get three
Speaker 5: right wins this amazing prize.
Speaker 1: Jack. You ready to quiz Let's do it brighter.
Speaker 13: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Hello to all the kids listening right now, pulled over
Speaker 5: not outside school as mum is trying to call through
Speaker 5: to win this amazing prize, a seven foot grazing board
Speaker 5: with enough food on top for twenty people. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much to Lee and his mum, Ronda. This is
Speaker 5: a family run cafe who called up last week Dodo's Delights.
Speaker 5: And one of the lovely things you might not realistens
Speaker 5: about Melbourne is there are so many family run cafes
Speaker 5: and businesses here Sandy and London. These are really rare
Speaker 5: now they've all been replaced by big sort of global
Speaker 5: mega chains.
Speaker 1: But I love this.
Speaker 5: They do traditional food and also they do homemade crumpets.
Speaker 5: So thank you much to Ronda and Lee for doing this.
Speaker 5: It is an amazing prize. I'd love to win this
Speaker 5: all right, before we play What's Higher? Jack, I've got choices.
Speaker 5: You're the quiz master. Quiz master, I've got three game
Speaker 5: show drone effects for when we play. Okay, let's hear
Speaker 5: them a so as you go, White's Higher.
Speaker 1: Or as it be.
Speaker 4: Yep a bit more racing the clock five.
Speaker 5: Of this one suspense or was it this one that
Speaker 5: they've labeled serious drones?
Speaker 1: Here come the drones, Oh too serious? Like his big brother.
Speaker 1: Time to leave the house? Where you going?
Speaker 5: Eh?
Speaker 1: Number two go dow number two? All right, let's play it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what's higher?
Speaker 5: And I've asked him for a really dramatic because obviously
Speaker 5: we're going to be asking people what's high. We're going
Speaker 5: to them two things, which one is higher than the other.
Speaker 5: Once it gets straight away, no ching on Google stuff
Speaker 5: like that. So I said, team, get a really big
Speaker 5: traumatic countdown check that, or don't actually get me a
Speaker 5: grandfather clock. Go to Downton Abbey, will call the clock
Speaker 5: the Lord Cranleigh House. I'll see in the background of
Speaker 5: his drawing room.
Speaker 4: And what was at the end that another opening.
Speaker 5: Microwaved lunturally yesterday and the officright, the.
Speaker 4: Pies ready, you ready to play jack? We don't need
Speaker 4: that caredown thing. I don't think like.
Speaker 5: We're going with this all. I've got a show too far.
Speaker 5: Let's play what's Higher. Let's meet today's contestants at first. Margie,
Speaker 5: good morning, Hey Christian Margie.
Speaker 1: So you fancy we'rening this giant grazing board.
Speaker 9: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 10: I've got two growing daughters and they're eating me out
Speaker 10: of house, in the home.
Speaker 1: And how old are your daughters? Theyre in the car
Speaker 1: right now, in the school.
Speaker 10: Right in the car, and they're looking mortified, and they're
Speaker 10: eleven and nine.
Speaker 1: Awesome, And what are their names? So we can say hello.
Speaker 12: Gret and Rory.
Speaker 1: Hello, Greta and Rory.
Speaker 14: Hie, let us go to school.
Speaker 1: Grazing mortar. Al right, good luck, Margie.
Speaker 5: And in the red corners ad Margie is.
Speaker 1: Another mom on the school run.
Speaker 5: I think Christine, good morning, Good morning guys. Christine, you
Speaker 5: on the school run?
Speaker 15: I certainly am, And yeah, i have two mortified teenage
Speaker 15: girls and the cow awesome.
Speaker 1: Awesome man who is joining you.
Speaker 15: So I've got Jamie Lee and Abigail.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Jamie Lee and Abigail good morning. All right, ladies,
Speaker 5: are you ready to play?
Speaker 11: Really?
Speaker 1: Can we have a good, clean fight? Yep?
Speaker 15: Please can try?
Speaker 1: It is one all right, Jackie, boy, he's breathless there,
Speaker 1: Jackie with the nose. Questions, jack are you ready to quiz?
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's quiz.
Speaker 8: Okay for the world's biggest grazing board. Who are going first, Margie? Yeah, yep, Margie,
Speaker 8: what's higher? Prime Minister Scott Morrison or Opposition leader Anthony
Speaker 8: ALBANIZI Gimo.
Speaker 1: Correct? Second going?
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 1: Done, strong start from Margie.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Christine in our Charcuterie shootout. Tell me
Speaker 5: channel seven we're ready to talk formats.
Speaker 1: The question, please, Jackie boy, what's higher?
Speaker 8: Max Gorn or Brody Grundy to a late ruckman of
Speaker 8: the AFL.
Speaker 12: Max Gorn.
Speaker 4: Correct, Macgourney.
Speaker 5: Wow, it's even Stevens here in this Charcuterie shootout.
Speaker 1: Jack Second round, Maggie, what's higher?
Speaker 4: The Big Banana or Big Ben?
Speaker 9: M Well, Big Ben is actually the clock not destructed
Speaker 9: that it's saving on.
Speaker 10: So I'm going to go to Big Banana.
Speaker 8: Oh hid our first, we're just.
Speaker 4: Going for the We're going for the whole old tower.
Speaker 1: We've got the whole. Can I speak to a supervisor, Christine?
Speaker 1: Your question?
Speaker 20: Is it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: She is technically correct. Actually, the the.
Speaker 5: Hang on hang on the quis the quiet I wants
Speaker 5: to speak a quiz setter.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will, that's correct.
Speaker 4: We may have been a error on my part.
Speaker 1: We were trying and we give you this you're still
Speaker 1: in the big game.
Speaker 4: You two one up, Christine. What is higher? Prince Charles
Speaker 4: or the fresh Prince of bel Air?
Speaker 15: Prince Charles.
Speaker 4: It's the fresh Prince one. This is one seven.
Speaker 1: That's only the crown. You know when he's wearing that.
Speaker 4: He ain't wearing the crown yet. It's still no technicalities there.
Speaker 1: You've used up all the more technicalities. Guys. I told
Speaker 1: you this was going to fall apart.
Speaker 4: All right, Maggie, if you get this, you win ridge question?
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, marg as well with it?
Speaker 4: Okay, Margie.
Speaker 8: From what I understand, we're looking for the height of
Speaker 8: a bridge between the water and where.
Speaker 4: The cars drive.
Speaker 8: What is higher the west Gate Bridge or Sydney Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 1: What's you're going for, Margie?
Speaker 10: Bridge?
Speaker 1: Which one? Did you say, Bate you going Westgate?
Speaker 19: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, you corrected the charkou ben knowledge. We didn't get
Speaker 1: together tide break whenever.
Speaker 5: Really Well, now, so listen, Margie, what are we going
Speaker 5: to put down as your heights? So this is going
Speaker 5: to be a purpose made to your height? CHARKOUTI board,
Speaker 5: greasing board. What are we going to go for? Seven foot?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 9: You know that I'm all about the details.
Speaker 12: So the question is with heels or without?
Speaker 1: Well, back to Big Ben, aren't we technicology? The toll
Speaker 1: issue can be So why should we should we put
Speaker 1: you down.
Speaker 10: For sevens without my shoes on?
Speaker 1: I am not that sort of would actually right now?
Speaker 1: Seven seventh foot Margie.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 5: She won a seven foot grade with enough beautiful foods
Speaker 5: from Dodo to lights defeat twenty people.
Speaker 4: Okay, no more technicalities. All wait, we promise.
Speaker 5: During this hand break, let's all google now these height things.
Speaker 5: I don't know which way that went, but anyway, it's over.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 8: I can't believe it's National Farm Day and you did
Speaker 8: that farmer impersonation earlier today.
Speaker 1: I see what you're trying to do.
Speaker 4: I want to hear it again.
Speaker 5: Now you don't all right, farm bands? My chemical fertilizer?
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Speaker 1: Okay, they're the winners today world the last song for us.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast to.
Speaker 5: My show today, we definitely want more of your clothing
Speaker 5: of the stars. Yesterday we accidentally start a form and
Speaker 5: almost like Celebrity Lost Property Jack, what do we get
Speaker 5: so far the last two shows.
Speaker 8: Dustin Martin's fully shorts, Russell Crow's ice skates, John Cougar,
Speaker 8: Mellencamp's belt buckle, Kylie Minogue's clown outfit, Mel Gibson's cigar,
Speaker 8: and fifty cents hat.
Speaker 5: So if you got any more for the celebrity items
Speaker 5: of clothing on Lost Property, email me Christian at christiano'connell
Speaker 5: dot com dot au on tomorrow's show. Then as we finish,
Speaker 5: win your height and weight wet. What a great prize
Speaker 5: you're gonna win your weight. What a great Friday prize
Speaker 5: in smoked meats and I know this country loves barbecuing,
Speaker 5: you love smoking. What a prize thanks to this guy. Michael.
Speaker 20: Hey, Christian, it's Michael from Bubbue Spirit History. Is how
Speaker 20: you doing? I'm so pumped and sold the team here
Speaker 20: at Barbecue Spirit History is really pumped for a smokes
Speaker 20: meats Fridays. I don't know what you guys have got
Speaker 20: planned tomorrow, but what we do know is we've got
Speaker 20: an amazing price for this. We've got a five hundred
Speaker 20: dollars costco for the first meat order, but the Flaming
Speaker 20: Calls Offset smoker valued about twelve hundred dollars. A full
Speaker 20: day with our pitmastard teach you everything you need to
Speaker 20: know about the smoker, and wherever you are in Melbour,
Speaker 20: we'll deliver it fear for free. And we've also got
Speaker 20: a fully cooked Kelly's Meat's brisket. It's going to be
Speaker 20: the best brisky you've ever had. That one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5: Dollars worth that brisk price that brisket alone is twenty
Speaker 5: five kilo, the most time ever smoked is a like
Speaker 5: an eight kilo one. That's enough for about twelve people.
Speaker 5: I'm going going twenty five kilos. Are you laying on
Speaker 5: like an industrial catering for round one one of the games?
Speaker 5: Are you working at the g for the d S
Speaker 5: docky k That is an amazing brisket. That is a
Speaker 5: great prize, honestly, several prizes. I'd love loved of a
Speaker 5: day with the pitmaster. And I didn't realize until where
Speaker 5: they called last week is actually where I got my
Speaker 5: smoker from about eighteen months ago was barbecue spit retisseries
Speaker 5: who were brilliant, and you get your own smoker, the
Speaker 5: Flaming Colls Offset smoker as well. I don't know what
Speaker 5: the winner is going to wait to it, but that
Speaker 5: I remember when they delivered my is a ton a right.
Speaker 1: That is worth several listeners alone.
Speaker 5: So and you get five hundred dollars worth of meat
Speaker 5: as well, huge prize tomorrow.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 5: Michael showed a little bit of lack of faith there
Speaker 5: when he said, I don't know what you've got black,
Speaker 5: my friend, you're not dealing with amateurs here.
Speaker 1: Essentially you are.
Speaker 5: You're not dealing with amateurs here, but we actually know
Speaker 5: for once what we're doing tomorrow.
Speaker 1: All I will say for now is will you risk
Speaker 1: it for a brisket? See tomorrow, Carl a brighter nose.
Speaker 13: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.