WEBVTT - FULL: A Show Too Far 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:04.280 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:09.920 This beef Jerky's heiss weird. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:11.880 You got your tea the wrong way around? 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:15.960 Used the tig infurd Oh yeah funk. 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:20.480 What the Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:26.040 One In the same morning, Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:32.960 Good morning, Patsy, come on in, Jackie boy, Jackie. 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.000 Bye, Hello morning, good morning. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:36.919 Sorry mate, because you're out of sight doing the show 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:38.520 from a home and the moon, out of sight, out 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:42.440 of mind. I looked over to Rio and he went 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:48.839 boss but already read yeah, yeah, Smike Conway, you normally 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:51.400 said he's in the King's throne and he looks good. 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:54.880 The futures looking bright, so brighter. Gotta wear shades. 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:56.840 Name that song called in now nine four one four 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.440 one O four three show. He's begun, guys. I caught 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.200 him with my mum yesterday on Skype, and obviously it is. 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.800 She told me it's forty four days until we're reunited. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.280 I was like, wow, I know it's I know it's 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.920 a couple of weeks. I know, bless so she I 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:13.839 haven't seen my mom and dad in almost three years 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:17.840 so good. Oh, honestly, I cannot wait anyway. My mama 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.160 could see she kept rubbing her temple yesterday. You know 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:23.440 your parents they show an ailment immediately, don't they. And 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.320 I think they exaggerate. They want the sympathy. So I 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:27.160 could see she's right. 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.080 Love did to see her rubbing the templar. And this 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:31.839 was my childhood. My mum was a nurse. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:33.880 But therefore I don't know if her other nurses can 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:37.600 verify this or people live with them an absolute hypogonderate. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:42.520 Various elments were befalling my mum. She'll outlive all of us, right. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.399 So she's like, ah, it's great to see her. Chris 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.560 forty four days, I'm like, sitting up with your head. 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:47.880 What's up? She goes. 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:50.280 She goes, I've got a very bad headache at the moment. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:51.640 It's a temporal bulge. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.760 I've never heard of that. It's awful. She I said, 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:57.240 what is it? What have you done? She goes, I 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.600 actually think it's this situation. I swear this is what 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:00.000 she said. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.320 Oh no, not Ukraine, yes, she. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.760 Goes, how she think I'm watching the news. I think 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:10.080 it's this situation in Ukraine. When right, you live like 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:13.360 you live in England in the countryside. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.400 What's he got? It's beef, isn't with the town of Winchester? 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:19.840 All right, You'll be fine. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.800 Boris is heavily involved with all those Russians paying foot 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:25.320 sat with old Putine for years. 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:25.960 Don't worry. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.679 Then she sent me a photo a screenshot of a 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.680 newspaper article that she found online showing do you remember 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:33.240 those kind of old things used to see in the 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.919 eighties and nineties when the Cold War was at his peak, 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:40.800 of like a radius and epicenter And it was newspaper 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:42.799 thing I put up in our socials, right, it ain't 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.840 going out people sleep, to be fair, it says areas 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.920 of the UK that would be affected if the Russians 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:53.080 landed a nuclear bomb on London, right, and it's his. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.120 Shoe attack in London. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:55.560 I don't know. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:59.680 And also I'm thinking the phrase was ruined, like bloody 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:01.200 Rush ruined London. 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:03.280 It's not very newsy phrase. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.880 If that happened and London gets decimated, that's the Royal 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.480 family number ten down Street, m I five Big Ben 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:11.120 the Thames. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.280 The headline won't be London's been ruined. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.280 Oh you spoiled everything. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:19.160 God why would you ruin London? It's a beautiful old city. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:26.959 Queen Queen ruined, ruin the Thames, ruined Big Ben. You've 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:28.200 ruined it, you idiots. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:29.880 What have you done? Anyway? 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.440 Expand on the map, I said, Mum, you're just outside 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.640 the radius as well. So the worst you'll get a 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:36.920 second radiational way. 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:41.360 I've seen the TV show Nobyl. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:44.960 I'm still coming over in forty five days, even in 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.560 London's ruined because he throw won't be there either, to 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:51.960 be diverted to another. So, yeah, my mom is seriously 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.480 concerned about that sction situation in Ukraine. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.800 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.840 Patty, what's going on with you? You've then't encounter with 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:01.920 a spine yesterday? 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:04.040 I went, Yeah, it was bad. 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.360 I went to pick up already off the school bus. 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.520 We've got the high car. We're thrashing that for all 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:09.480 it's worth still. 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:11.400 Running that into the ground. Yeah, I feel sorry for 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:12.400 the car. 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:16.680 The fairest you to stay off taking the roads, just 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.440 driving straight across the plane. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.680 Anyway, I pulled up at the bus stop and give. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:23.320 It a doughnut again. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:27.120 Yet yeah, a bit did a burnout and Audrey opened 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.880 the door to get back in the car to go home, 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:31.920 and she's like screamed and jumped back. I thought, what's 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.120 wrong now, drama queen. She said, Mummy, there's a big 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.760 spider in the car. And I thought, oh, it's probably 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.520 just a daddy long weeds or something. You know, they're 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:40.520 everywhere in the house. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.880 She said, no, no, no, it's a red back, a 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:43.960 red back spider, I. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:44.960 Thought, in your high car. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.480 In the high car and I thought, no, surely not. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:49.760 I've never actually seen a red back spot. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.280 I've never seen one. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.760 The higher car company will charge you extra for that. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.119 That was including in that little checklip. So go around 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:57.799 that clipboard. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:04:59.080 It's a premium package. 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:01.360 Yeah, We've I got to charge you for the red back, 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:02.679 so that's another eighty bucks. 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:04.640 I thought, surely not. So anyway, I thought, I'll just 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:06.960 go around and you know, tell her it's fine. But 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.880 anyway I went around, and sure enough. 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:11.400 It was this big, fat red back spider. 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.440 I reckon it was the size of like a twenty 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:17.200 cent piece, and I, oh, Jackie should have seen it, 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:21.560 and it was undeniable before Patsy, No, no, not in 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:22.320 the wild like that. 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.320 Jack Have you seen a red back I've never seen one, 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.720 but I always whenever I see a black spider, I'll 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.960 always check for the back of it. It was something 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.400 we were told as kids to avoid at all costs. 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:36.320 I remember. But he's hanging out with it one. I mean, 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:37.560 I'm not looking for them. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:40.240 You know, those read backs are a bad influence on you, 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:41.080 sleeping in. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:44.000 The cinges of my buildings trying to find those red backs. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:46.680 Anyway, So this thing was definitely red. 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.520 Bag had a big red bright stripe down its back, 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:50.480 and it was fat. 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.200 I reckon, you know. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:55.840 Obviously I'm English, so they're deadly. Everything here, I just 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:56.760 presume it's deadly. 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.520 My dad was bitten by one in his twenties when 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.919 he was much young. He was moving wood and it 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.000 actually he actually couldn't walk for a couple of. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:05.560 Weeks from him, by the way. But I'm sure your 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.720 dad wasn't doing that. But yeah, what you're doing that, 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.159 I'm moving holding timber again. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:13.719 It was cutting wood for the fire. 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:15.839 Absolutely, that's what he was doing about that shed. Yeah, 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:19.080 back down there again, chomping out. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:24.200 But it's eighty two degrees today, Dad, stop binding. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.520 But they're really dangerous. And he's still got the scar 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:27.040 on his leg. 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:28.280 So what happened to him? He got bitten by a 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:28.760 red back? 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:30.839 Yeah, he was bitten by a red back. Didn't realize 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.000 and woke up one morning couldn't walk, And then they 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.680 realized he had a bite on his leg and they 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.760 traced it back to a red back. So I had 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:39.239 to get the poison out of his system. He was okay, But. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.560 How long was he sort of, you know, a couple 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:43.840 of weeks, A couple of weeks, something is with the 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:44.240 red bank. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:47.040 Well they're bad, They're really bad. So anyway, I thought, 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.320 how much did you do with in the car? Well exactly, 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.560 so I said to her, you need to get in 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.760 the back seat and we'll drive. It's just around the 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:54.880 corner back to the house. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:07:01.440 What sorry, get the I just presume this story with 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.480 end immediately. And it was me, I'm setting fightly, can't 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.680 everyone get up run? You know, I could set to blow. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.920 Well, I went to get my thong to whack it, 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:14.280 much to the amusement of. 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.880 The old mothers versus nature. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.680 But it crawled into the door, you know, the side 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:21.360 of the car. 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:26.320 It's only one of the world's most deadious spiders. And 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:29.480 do you know what being smart sit in the back 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.920 because spiders can't move quickly or rapidly. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.120 Well, it's like a two minute drive to home. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:43.280 Furious, So we got home and then I sprayed about 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.360 a whole can of you know, bug spray and put 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:47.080 the windows up. 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.680 Why do they always do this? And he put the 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.840 windows up to get back in the car. 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:58.200 That killed little poison sauna for him. So you wouldn't 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.040 be there this morning. I hope it's when the love 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:02.080 cord goes to work. 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:02.960 We've just. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:05.800 In the morning. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:07.560 Doesn't even know anything about this. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.440 Lady's gonna put. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:10.840 Down the sun visor and that the red back's gonna 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:12.280 go surprise. 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.920 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.440 Asking you right now nine four one four one O 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:27.119 four three. Who is our longest distance commuter this morning? 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:30.240 Oh that's over, that's enough of David Boyne nine four 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:33.000 one four one O four three. I was settling in 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:35.400 thinking this'll be a nice little jaunt. Now they've looped 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:37.560 the song. We've had ten minutes. We're just come off there. 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:42.800 Who's got the longest commute this morning? Let's start with you, Lauren. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:47.319 Good morning, Ah, Hi Christian, Yes, I am driving from 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.360 Mountaalizer to peren. 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:52.760 So how far is that then? 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:54.800 About sixty kves? 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:55.840 Yeah? 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.240 Yes, it's a big old drive, isn't it that? But 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:00.320 it's not like you know, it's not west. 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.680 People will be coming in from the Peninsular estate. Stay. 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:08.840 You know you're not Michael playing with a film group 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:13.959 in the passenger seat guiding you through with all the 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:26.160 mules for your supplies from the mounts. Make sure you 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.920 take your diary of your expedition for you and your crew. 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:35.360 Thoughts and prayers, Lauren, that is great. Is this for 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.240 work or what are you up to exploring it? 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:42.040 Yes'm driving just to see a friend. No, it is 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:42.480 for work. 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:44.679 Can we ask you what are you up to when 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:45.440 you get to Paran? 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.520 I'm just working at the Victorian Burns? 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.200 What a job? How long have you been doing that? 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:54.360 Are you saying? 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:54.880 Years? 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:59.440 Wow? That is a life to service and dedication. Well done, Lauren, 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.679 Thank you, thank you? So y'all all right, bye bye, 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.000 let's go to Andrew. 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:07.600 Good day, Christian, here you're going. 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:08.440 I'm good, Andrew. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.960 So if you've got a longer expedition, really, rather than 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:15.800 going from more the way from Mount Lighter, tell you 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:16.880 to Brawn. 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:20.880 Andrew. What is your long distance commute this morning, mate. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:23.360 Going from baller at the schools. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.640 But it's one hundred and fifty seven kilometers. 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:28.560 Now that is a long drive this morning. So it 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:29.760 sounds like you're already on the road. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:31.440 Yep. Are you already some way into it? Andrew? 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.040 Yeah, I'm a bit I like ten minutes away from work. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:38.480 Bloody Oh you would have self earning then, yeah, what 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:39.320 time do you leave? 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.280 I left this morning just on four o'clock. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.199 Blimey, that's jack from the top. 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.240 For a coffee on the way there though, Yeah, I bet. 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.040 And what do you do? Andrew? What's your job? I'm 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:54.440 a hydrographer Now what does that mean? 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.160 So basically what I do? I do flow monitoring and 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.240 sampling in Melbourne, US. 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:04.240 Now that is a job. And how do you get 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:07.080 them samples? You got to work experience land. You open 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:10.400 up the manhole cover now, yeah, young day you want 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.360 to get to start this industry down there? 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:13.840 Don't forget to test tubes. 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.880 Sometimes we do go down into the water, but water 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:22.360 wre a bucket down and bring it back up. Watering can. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.360 It's not water though, is it? 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.880 Well, it's more than more than water. It's like nine 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:30.280 than the rest. 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:34.520 Of it, guysasy here and do you you know they 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:36.720 do reports like a once a year of stuff that's 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:40.080 been found in like Suwei's treatment plants, so you know, 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.800 stuff that people shove that accidentally gets to shove down 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.160 and lose, like false teeth and toy cards. I don't 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.840 know why I said to toy cards. I know what, kids, I remember. 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:49.920 I actually did flush my favorite card and the toilet 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.079 once just to see where it went, and my dad went, 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.960 bizik before. 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:57.959 You'd be surprised what actually gets flashed down? I did 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:59.280 find my toy card and. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:03.160 Do you want too? It's about forty years ago now, Blue, one. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:05.880 Long journey from the UK. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:07.959 Yeah, but you know, I wonder whe but it pops 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.079 up selfwhere Andrew might find it in that bucket? 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:12.199 Ye, Andrew? What do you find sometimes? 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.120 Well, one time I did find a set of taste 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.800 but more than anything, we just call them rags. It's 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.720 just random pieces of material that people having to flash 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:23.840 down and it just blocks up the sewer systems. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:25.839 All right, Well, Andrew, have a good day to day 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:27.920 checking out those suers. Thanks for giving us a call mate, 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:28.559 Safe from the road. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:30.680 Thank you, Ash. 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:35.840 Good morning Ash. What's your long distance queuing this srning mate, 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:36.400 I do. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:38.640 Have four hundred fifty k the day. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:44.400 Mirrow hero status A day a day. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:49.120 You must be going from Mount Eliza to just be 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:53.360 on paran It's not even on maps, you know, once 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:55.480 you get into windso it just drops off there. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.960 What is your what is your What kind of trip 0:12:59.040 --> 0:12:59.880 is that? Then? What do you do? 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:02.640 I'd do with the chickens to butchers or over in 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.320 Melbourne and Victoria. 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:06.640 So those chickens know what happens at their end. They 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:07.200 already dead. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:08.719 They were already dead. 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:12.959 Buddy, all right, you don't go no little trip, guys, come, lovely, 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:16.120 beautiful day today humidity is a little bit higher. 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:19.840 Wait, we're not going to butchers because. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.319 We heard about those guy friends of ours who never 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.360 came back. No, no, no, no butchers on this trip. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:24.920 And so is it? 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:24.800 That? 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:25.199 Is that? 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:27.599 What the all the big mileage is from going to 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.560 the butchers every every day with them chickens. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:33.000 What is that? Making? Is it? The is it you 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.640 taking the chickens to the butcher's? That what you're doing? 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:37.440 Just that straight long trip every. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.960 Day every day? You know, I take my daughter to 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:44.280 fire running. What is in the afternoon for sports good only, 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:50.080 But what is that if they d eleven and thirteen 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:53.720 and the volanty fireparties and they do fire running, they 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.720 look up poses and hydrants instead. 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.319 Of race a given time like a drill. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:01.400 Well, I tell you what is amazing? I mean gooding 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.720 on them for volunteering. You know it's about But to 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.679 be honest, if you're calling Triple zero and they go listen, 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.640 they're a bit busy at the moment, the main unit, 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.640 but there's a couple of really promising to help. You're 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.920 on thirteen year olds. You're like, don't what I trump 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:15.640 put out myself. 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:16.199 I've got it. 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:18.880 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:24.200 Why are all movies so unnecessarily long? 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:28.080 Now? It's just a standard. I want to go and 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.320 see the new Batman movie next week. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:34.040 The Batman. They put that vertinus. They know it's a 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:36.880 bit moody now with that that guy Robert Patterson. It's 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:39.200 not it's not Batman. You know, it's not athletes. It's 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.160 the The Batman. 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.040 Three hours long. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.520 I mean, I love the Dark Knight movies, right, but 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:47.960 you know I've done like nine or ten hours of 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:48.520 that story. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.360 You know, what else are they going to do for 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:50.840 three hours? 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.680 How many times you kick someone in a cape, you know, 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:58.160 sat in that sort of dark basement, you know, looking 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.800 mean and moody at CCTV footage. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:01.120 And stuff like that. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.680 As Gotham turns to ruin here spoiling it again. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.680 I mean, I'm not I don't know if that's what happens. 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.960 But three hours of it it's. 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:10.560 Too much because you don't even need to do any 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.320 setup because we know who Batman is. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.120 So just get straight into the actually. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.880 The Origin store. We've done fifteen odd hours of the 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:18.600 Origin story. Just get into it. 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:21.960 Nineteen minutes is enough, mate, you know, then everyone can 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.800 go home earlier as well. Three hours by the time 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:26.920 you get there. Do you guys always want to see 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:27.880 the trailers beforehind? 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:28.160 I do? 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.400 No, I don't, don't you know, I try and skip 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:30.880 the trailers. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.920 Oh no, I feel like I'm being short changed. I 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:35.400 want to know what's coming up. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:36.040 No. 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:39.280 I actually asked the guy on who's ripping the tickets, 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.040 what time does the actual feature start? 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:44.200 He'll know't stand cowboys like that, cowboys, as I referred 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:45.600 to you people, cowboys. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.320 So if it's half hour of trailers. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:49.280 It's so cool. 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:52.840 Rocking in like you got inside knowledge. You know, a 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:54.800 little tip off there. You see people like you just 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.840 shuffling in, smuggling sat down, just as like it goes 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:01.200 Metro Golden Mayor or the line raws and then comes 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.040 the cool people. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.080 I want to know because you watched the trains go 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.360 Alex rubbish. That looks good. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:09.080 What have we seen him in before? 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:12.000 All right? 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:16.320 So hear in Phatsy's story earlier about the finding a 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.720 red back spider in a car during school pickup yesterday, 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.360 and then I'm still tack this. Just advise an audit 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:25.960 daughter just gets in the back, see because that's the standard. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:26.440 Device, isn't it. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.600 You know, if you see a red back, just make 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.240 sure you're traveling the back. See the red back, get 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:35.600 in the back. That's the official slogan. I believe this morning. 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:40.000 Are there any more stories of animals in cars, whether 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.760 it's a surprise and unwanted visitor like a red back, 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:46.680 or whether you've been transporting pets or live stock. 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.960 I want to hear about stories about animals in cars. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.440 The best story we go. I'll give you a pair 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:54.080 of tickets. Come a cinema it now with me next week? 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:56.400 If you want go and see three hours off Batman. 0:16:57.120 --> 0:17:00.320 I've got cinemas gold class double pass. You don't have 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:01.440 to come and meet by the way kids people go. 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:03.280 I'm not sure whether I actually see it in the day. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.560 It's a six or nine thing, and hang out with 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.040 him in the morning. I want to know about animals 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:09.879 and cars. I chucked live stock in there because I 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.280 remember a couple of years ago going to see my sister. 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:14.800 She's married to a farmer. He's got like a proper job. 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.080 His dad was a farmer, his grandfather was one. And 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:21.480 they're all like hardened, wet, basic whatever I am, they are, 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:22.040 they do. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:22.880 A real job. 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.359 I've been round there on Christmas right heat, and I 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:26.520 get up at like with a hangover. 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:27.560 On Boxing Day. 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:30.400 He's already done like four hours and melts a thousand cows, 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:31.960