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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: So when you're in a rash or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an.

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Speaker 3: Hour talking dad versus wild. For some reason, dads think

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Speaker 3: that it is, you know, part of their role to

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Speaker 3: be good when it comes to coming up against nature.

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Speaker 3: I mean in front of your kids. Obviously, you know,

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Speaker 3: you want to show them that you know what you're doing,

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Speaker 3: and more often than not, they don't, which leads to hilarity.

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Speaker 3: So let's go to Caroline, who's given us a call

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Speaker 3: on thirteen one or sixty five. Caroline, what happened to

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Speaker 3: your dad?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? My dad thought he'd be really smart when we

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Speaker 1: were kids, and he decided to go into the mangroves.

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Speaker 1: When we were down the creek, once came across a

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Speaker 1: bee hive, wrote died it. So he was really hot

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Speaker 1: because he didn't get stung, took a bite out of

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Speaker 1: the honeycomb and got done by two bees right on

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Speaker 1: their tongue.

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Speaker 4: It's good stuff, my old man. We're on holiday in Mansfield,

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Speaker 4: which is like country Victoria. Uh, and Dad, me and

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Speaker 4: my brother noticed a brown snake, which is pretty dangerous.

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Speaker 4: A tennis court in country Victoria. The guy who ran

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Speaker 4: like the resorty sort of farm thing came down and

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Speaker 4: was like, right, we're gonna have to kill the brown snakes.

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Speaker 3: When you say resorty sort of farm, I mean knowing

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Speaker 3: that your dad's are tinys now and looking back there

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Speaker 3: and it was just just like an old school friend.

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Speaker 4: Chumming with the guy. So he probably didn't pay for

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Speaker 4: this holiday anyway. The guy goes, look, we're gonna have

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Speaker 4: to try and kill the brown snake. And he said

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Speaker 4: to my dad, Steve, have you ever used an air

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Speaker 4: rifle before? And this is that moment where it's like,

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Speaker 4: Dad say, no, yeah, you're not a farm guy. Rang

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Speaker 4: absolutely me the air rifle. So the guy goes, right,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to bang the ground here because that went

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Speaker 4: under the under the tennis court. I'm going to bang

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Speaker 4: the ground here. The brown say would come out and

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Speaker 4: Steve just want you to shoot it. Yeah, Da goes yeah, mate,

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Speaker 4: no where So Dad takes jaime. The brown snake comes

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Speaker 4: in and he shoots the guy in the food.

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Speaker 5: Good stuff We've got Luke. That's been a real highlight

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Speaker 5: for the first twenty minutes show. I look what yourking down.

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Speaker 5: Your dad versus wild.

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Speaker 3: Your dad's got to survivals theory. What you got yeah, mate.

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Speaker 2: So we went out to a little place just outside

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Speaker 2: of Orange. It's called Long Point, and uh yeah, we

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Speaker 2: went out there, mate, And we're.

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Speaker 1: Out there for with one of his mates for about

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Speaker 1: three days.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, the third day.

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Speaker 5: Come around, we'd run out of beer, right anyway, so

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Speaker 5: we're sitting.

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Speaker 4: Around, everyone's getting ready to go home and uh so, anyways.

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Speaker 1: We put the boat in and go into the river.

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Speaker 4: We fly down the river a little bit and pull

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Speaker 4: up to do a bit of fishing.

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Speaker 1: Next thing up, mate, we look over the side and

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Speaker 1: this carl river.

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Speaker 3: There's a six pack of four exculton there.

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Speaker 4: Oh little river? Fuck you.

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Speaker 1: And mate.

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Speaker 2: We look out of the saw.

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Speaker 5: We pick it up and it gets us another not

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Speaker 5: on the river.

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Speaker 4: Wow, absolutely wild.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, mate, I had no idea where

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Speaker 5: you were going there. I think you lost where you

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Speaker 5: were going there. But floating back of for X going

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Speaker 5: down the river, how good is that? Nothing to do

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Speaker 5: with the wild. In the end, let's go to I

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Speaker 5: suppose the beer was in the wild. Let's go to Amber.

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Speaker 5: I love you, look thirty one who six five? Amber?

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Speaker 5: We're talking dad versus wild What you got for us? Hi?

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Speaker 2: When my husband was ten years old, he went hunting

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Speaker 2: in India with my father in law and they were

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Speaker 2: hunting for boars. I think, right, yeah, some animal moved,

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Speaker 2: my father in law shot his gun. Then next thing

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Speaker 2: you know, the tiger roars and they hide under a

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Speaker 2: silo for the rest of the night.

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Speaker 4: Wow tiger, So that.

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Speaker 2: I get eaten by a tiger?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Wow? Wow?

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Speaker 5: Did did he find a pack of four x gold?

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Speaker 3: More of the boys on the full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to h