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Speaker 1: And Amanda gem.

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Speaker 2: Nations Stand Up Supreme. Chelsea Handler is here. She's on

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Speaker 2: the zoom. I can't Jemi. Is your mute? Chelsea? Can

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Speaker 2: you hear us?

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, hello, can you hear me? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: we can hear.

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Speaker 1: Such a giant fan. I'm so excited to talk to you.

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Speaker 2: I'm a big fan too.

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Speaker 1: I'm a bigger fan.

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Speaker 3: Oh how big?

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Speaker 2: Well, not as big as a man.

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Speaker 4: I am ok. She seems yeah, she seems a little

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Speaker 4: bit more masculine in a good way.

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Speaker 1: It's the facial hair look. Is true that you're bringing

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Speaker 1: your show to Australia. I love the titles of your shows.

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Speaker 1: We've had Vaccinated and Horny. Now it's a little big Bitch.

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Speaker 1: How do you come up with these titles?

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Speaker 4: Well, a little big bitches because I was a little

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Speaker 4: bitch when I was born. So this isn't like a

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Speaker 4: personality that I developed.

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Speaker 3: It was like this from the very beginning.

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Speaker 4: So it's kind of like a coming of age stand

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Speaker 4: up story where I tell all the stories about the

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Speaker 4: things that I got up to when I was a

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Speaker 4: little kid. I was pretty out there and I wanted

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Speaker 4: to start my own business as soon as I saw

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Speaker 4: the layout of my family and who was in charge.

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Speaker 4: I realized it wasn't going to work for me, and

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Speaker 4: that I needed to create a divide and start my future.

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Speaker 3: So I did a lot of things.

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Speaker 4: I opened up a hard lemonade stand when I was eight,

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Speaker 4: serving tequila, gin and whiskey to adult bikers without hanging

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Speaker 4: out with their children. I started a babysitting company when

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Speaker 4: I was ten, but I looked like I was fifteen,

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Speaker 4: so I lied and said I was fifteen and ended

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Speaker 4: up babysitting for a fourteen year old boy the entire summer.

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Speaker 3: So I was resourceful. I knew I needed to split

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Speaker 3: ties with my family.

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Speaker 4: I was like, okay, listen, I'm obviously going to have

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Speaker 4: to make my own money, and so I was an entrepreneur.

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Speaker 1: I really admire your activism and you're very outspoken politically.

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Speaker 1: Has there been repercussions? America looks so divided to us,

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Speaker 1: and it seems brave to put your political on your slave.

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Speaker 1: Does it feel brave to you to do it?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think of myself as brave. I

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Speaker 4: just think of myself as very honest and direct, and

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Speaker 4: you know, when you're dealing with the idiots that we are.

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Speaker 3: In our country. I mean, you guys have dealt with

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Speaker 3: your share of idiots too, but.

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Speaker 4: Ours is on like another galactic level, like we are

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Speaker 4: dealing with So you have to speak up. And if

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Speaker 4: you don't, I kind of think you're just what's the point?

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Speaker 4: You know, if you have a platform and you're well

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Speaker 4: known and you have no opinions about anything, then I

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Speaker 4: find that to be kind of lame. So that's kind

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Speaker 4: of what I use as my guiding force, Like I

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Speaker 4: always just want to say something when I see something.

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Speaker 3: Especially as a woman.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to let people roll over on you,

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Speaker 4: you know, and you want to stick up for other women,

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Speaker 4: So it's important to talk.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Trump is ridiculous and half of.

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Speaker 4: Our country, more than half of our country, knows that,

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Speaker 4: and for some reason, the lesser half of the country

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Speaker 4: seems to have more of a stranglehold on him getting

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Speaker 4: elected than the rest of us. So our politics are,

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Speaker 4: you know, a big hot mess over here. That's why

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Speaker 4: I'm traveling so much, you guys, I'm just trying to

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Speaker 4: send right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm in Canada. I'm in Saskatoon, Canada. I'm sure you've.

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Speaker 4: Never heard of that neither have I until I arrived here,

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Speaker 4: and I'm coming to Australia for five shows, New Zealand

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Speaker 4: for two shows. I mean, I'm just trying to say

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Speaker 4: the hell out of America.

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Speaker 2: And Roightley's said because I was. We were just talking

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Speaker 2: the other day about when Luke Comes performed with Tracy

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Speaker 2: Chapman and someone put on tweeter, Oh, this is out righteous.

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Speaker 2: Luke Comes can't perform that song by himself. He's gonna

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Speaker 2: get a black woman to get up on stuff. White

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Speaker 2: why And someone said, idiot she write the song?

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, what an idiot? What an idiot? I mean someone?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the criticism, it's like you can't succeed or have

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Speaker 4: success in our world without people like criticis it's like

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Speaker 4: you can't just handle somebody having success.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand that logic.

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Speaker 4: It's very straight white male, no offense to you, but

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Speaker 4: you know.

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 4: That's that attitude, and for a long time it's infected

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Speaker 4: women as well, because women are kind of like they

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Speaker 4: go after each other. But now women are smarter and

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Speaker 4: we realize that all of that derision has and division

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Speaker 4: has been you know, made us kind of pit against

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Speaker 4: each other. So now women are like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: We're standing up for each other. We're celebrating Barbarie, We're

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Speaker 4: celebrating Taylor Swim, We're celebrating Pink and Beyonce and all

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Speaker 4: these other women who are, like, you know, changing the

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Speaker 4: culture and and and affecting the economy in huge ways.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't really know how to explain it,

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Speaker 4: but you just have to keep celebrating women.

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Speaker 1: My as my answer, celebrate women and leave America as

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Speaker 1: often as you can. I think the too.

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Speaker 3: I like to go to gun free I like to

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Speaker 3: go to gun free zones. That's my favorite type of trauma.

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Speaker 2: Wait. Looking forward to seeing you. Little Big Beach Too

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Speaker 2: is on sound now at Live nation dot com dot

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Speaker 2: are you.

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Speaker 1: An extra show has just been at it for Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. That's just then, an extra show was at

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Speaker 2: it just on the straight for this interview Kaching.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys are incredible. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: that booze.

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Speaker 2: It's like a telethon. Look at us, guy, Send money now, Chelsea.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait to see you here.

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Speaker 3: Oh thank you guys, thanks for having me. Thank you,

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Speaker 3: Bye bye.