Speaker 1: Laura, Come on, everybody.
Speaker 2: Happy Monday, ladies, Happy Monday.
Speaker 3: You always wait, I wait, It's just the way it goes.
Speaker 3: Now says hello, Then you always say hello, and then
Speaker 3: I say hello.
Speaker 2: I was trying to do a stand off there, and
Speaker 2: I was watching you and I was trying to go second.
Speaker 2: But you always leave such an awkward, long pause that
Speaker 2: I have to because for three years I've gone third.
Speaker 2: That's why I left the pause. I don't want to
Speaker 2: always be third, right, go do guys.
Speaker 4: I think I command the room. I think with my
Speaker 4: hello it kind of people's ears. Girl.
Speaker 1: Oh, there they are. This is true, the science behind it.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 4: Well, we spent too much time together this week, and
Speaker 4: I'm already bickering.
Speaker 1: We had that dinner last night, guys.
Speaker 4: We went on a team dinner last night to the
Speaker 4: weirdest restaurant. Laura chose it, and that's why she's did
Speaker 4: you think dinner last night was?
Speaker 3: It was a celebration worked in her for my engagement.
Speaker 3: It was a beautiful dinner, and Laura did take us
Speaker 3: to one of her favorite restaurants.
Speaker 2: It was funny. It was a funny dinner. It was
Speaker 2: an unusual It's just a set menu, and that's why
Speaker 2: you guys think it's weird.
Speaker 4: Let me, but you see, they don't have menus. They
Speaker 4: tell you the menu, not a set menu. The waitress
Speaker 4: hovers over like a ghoul and then just starts yelling
Speaker 4: out different menu for thirty minutes she was there. She's like, well,
Speaker 4: the first choice the chef, and they spoke by the
Speaker 4: chef's first name.
Speaker 1: Might we all knew him?
Speaker 4: She's like, Saint Peter has cooked killed tonight. Was like,
Speaker 4: what she's like, you can choose four items from Saint
Speaker 4: Peter's menu or twelve from his.
Speaker 2: Peas pop up wait Saint Peter's is an actual restaurant,
Speaker 2: and we didn't go there because they're going to be
Speaker 2: very angry that you're using them as an escapegard No,
Speaker 2: it was unusual because you had to try to remember
Speaker 2: the menu and then the set menu that she said,
Speaker 2: Saint Peter, the make believe chef had to add like
Speaker 2: an extra four that he had surprised, liked, had surprised.
Speaker 4: As then you changes every day. It's the same. It's
Speaker 4: based on Saint Peter's mood. So Peter, he could be
Speaker 4: pissed off one day and you get burnt rumpets.
Speaker 3: He could be feeling the chili, so everything's spicy, so
Speaker 3: you don't know what.
Speaker 2: You're going to get.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it, and I thought it was a
Speaker 2: beautiful time for us to come together to celebrate BRIP.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I'm never going to try and
Speaker 2: do something nice for you guys again if it's how
Speaker 2: I get treated on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Because Laura put it on a company card.
Speaker 4: So Laura, Hey, big show today, pick Up put Down
Speaker 4: is going to kick it off next.
Speaker 1: We do it every Monday.
Speaker 4: All the big stories that we've all been talking about
Speaker 4: this weekend brought to you.
Speaker 1: Girls. You are the voice on culture in this country.
Speaker 1: So are we though I think so? I think so?
Speaker 2: Does anyone else think so? I'd go with that.
Speaker 4: Let's ask no. No, We're talking uncanceling next. It's a
Speaker 4: big discussion topic. We're going to get to it. Can
Speaker 4: you be uncanceled? Can someone come back from cancelation? That's
Speaker 4: on the way to pick up? Welcome everyone, Happy Monday,
Speaker 4: and it is a Monday, which means we have to
Speaker 4: do if you can't.
Speaker 1: I have a topic that the nation we're discussing this weekend.
Speaker 4: I present it to you Britain, Laura, it is your
Speaker 4: job to pick it up, carry it on into the
Speaker 4: week or put it down.
Speaker 2: I thought you just said the topics that people were
Speaker 2: disgusting this weekend. I didn't. I thought you said disgusting,
Speaker 2: No discusting, just then.
Speaker 1: It could be similar if it's a disgusting topic.
Speaker 2: The only thing people are talking about is that Brittany
Speaker 2: Hockley's engaged that. I'm I feel like a lot of
Speaker 2: people were talking about it over the weekend.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give the chance to that to
Speaker 1: be put down. So I'm not going to put that.
Speaker 2: No one's putting that down. Everyone everyone, it's.
Speaker 1: Our royal wedding in this country.
Speaker 2: It really, actually really is. It's the equivalent anyway, maybe
Speaker 2: at the pick up the sport.
Speaker 4: You should pull a Cap Middleton and just not be
Speaker 4: seen in public for a couple of weeks. Well, okay,
Speaker 4: pulling a Kate Middleton does not mean go and get
Speaker 4: yourself sick.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's why she just okay, we're not
Speaker 3: getting understand that's me.
Speaker 2: It's got awkward for everyone, didn't it well for.
Speaker 1: You too, definitely not me.
Speaker 4: That was called a joke everyone, Okay, sorry number one,
Speaker 4: pick up, put down, emotional support water bottles.
Speaker 2: Put it down, put it down. I feel so strongly
Speaker 2: about this. They have gotten so big, they are so
Speaker 2: the stand only ones with the straw that leak, Like
Speaker 2: someone explained to me why that is a good idea?
Speaker 2: And I have never sound more like a millennial in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 4: Well, when Aussie psychotherapist has come out this weekend and
Speaker 4: compare fancy water bottles to adulthood safety blankets and saying
Speaker 4: they help combat anxiety.
Speaker 2: Go to a therapist, go and sick. If you need
Speaker 2: a water bottle that bad lead to feel good about yourself. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not Grace. Our producer's got a water bottle.
Speaker 3: No it's not. It's not a normal water bottle. I'm
Speaker 3: about normal water bottles. Have you seen the size of
Speaker 3: some of these things. They are the size of like from.
Speaker 2: Your fingertips to your elbow, your forearm. You can barely
Speaker 2: carry them around.
Speaker 3: They don't fit in a bag, And I'm like, why
Speaker 3: why are you doing it?
Speaker 2: I get that you're hydrating, and I'm all about pro hydration.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, Britt. I also think everyone knows you're
Speaker 2: supposed to drink two liters a day. But you don't
Speaker 2: have to carry the full two lids around with you
Speaker 2: in one go. You don't have it. It's like you
Speaker 2: don't have to meal prep your water of a morning?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: I think it is three leaders of the day.
Speaker 1: They just keep uping it mate.
Speaker 2: I am drying out from the inside.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 4: How you can hear people with water bottles coming. It
Speaker 4: sounds like the you know, the l gas trucks that
Speaker 4: used to drive with the gas canisters in the back.
Speaker 2: They announce you here, hello.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Moving on, picking up or putting down, Sending a text
Speaker 4: message that quite simply just reads sure, what's.
Speaker 2: This off the back of me? Take this so serious?
Speaker 1: A Twitter debate has been sparked.
Speaker 4: Of course, whether or not writing sure as a reply
Speaker 4: to a question or a conversation on text is passive aggressive.
Speaker 4: So if you say, hey, are you all good? If
Speaker 4: we split the bill for dinner tonight?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: I think in a text, sure is a very obvious
Speaker 3: way of saying I'm going to agree with you, but
Speaker 3: I don't actually sure.
Speaker 2: I don't actually believe in It also depends, It depends
Speaker 2: on who it's coming from. It depends on the context, like,
Speaker 2: are you dating this person and you've like you're having
Speaker 2: a fight or a bit of a disagreement, and they're written, Sure,
Speaker 2: it's really condescending. But I think that some people just
Speaker 2: don't have this awareness around what they sound like through text.
Speaker 4: I agree, But you're a trained actress. Can you give
Speaker 4: us two different readings of sure? One passive aggressive and
Speaker 4: one kind?
Speaker 2: Am I allowed to throw an extra word in? No,
Speaker 2: it's got to be short. Okay, it's got to be
Speaker 2: the one word. Okay, so passive aggressive, sure, nice? Sure, different.
Speaker 4: All that time and at that moment and finally pick
Speaker 4: up put down Ellen DeGeneres being uncanceled and making a comeback.
Speaker 2: I don't want to comment on this until i've seen
Speaker 2: the comeback. Oh okay, we can't be that Switzerland. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be canceled for saying I don't look.
Speaker 2: I don't want to necessarily bring her back. But I'm
Speaker 2: all for people who not for everything. I think there's
Speaker 2: some things that are like so heinous that they're cancellable.
Speaker 2: But I do think that in time, people should be
Speaker 2: able to have a redemption story depending on what they've
Speaker 2: done in the first place.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, she's sixty six.
Speaker 4: She's decided she's had a couple of years after being
Speaker 4: canceled for fostering a toxic work environment. She's announced Ellen's
Speaker 4: Last stand Up, which is a two hour starting next
Speaker 4: week in the US.
Speaker 1: She's going to tell her story. But that's the thing.
Speaker 4: Are do we allow these people to tell their story
Speaker 4: after what they did?
Speaker 2: I think we do?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it depends on what it is. I mean,
Speaker 2: she didn't she didn't hit anyone, shouldn't murder anyone, she
Speaker 2: didn't abuse anyone.
Speaker 3: I don't know army hammer, you know, like the whole
Speaker 3: cannibalism thing. I don't think you make a comeback when
Speaker 3: you eat people. No, but I think did he actually
Speaker 3: eat someone?
Speaker 2: I think he just sent some really like inappropriate eaty texts.
Speaker 2: He did a lot of he did bad thing.
Speaker 1: Sure, how that makes it?
Speaker 2: We're all getting get it Next.
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Speaker 4: A Target and give us a buzz here at pickup.
Speaker 4: We'll do it next. One of our favorite things we
Speaker 4: got to do on the show, guys, other than arguing, bicker.
Speaker 2: Give away money.
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Speaker 2: No, I've got linen now and my bedspread currently is
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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, well let's meet today Kylie. She's joining
Speaker 4: us trying to win some cash. Hello, Kylie, you ready
Speaker 4: to play our first Winter Warmers round?
Speaker 5: Hi guys, Yeah, I sure.
Speaker 2: Am, Kylie. Okay, So the way this's gonna work is
Speaker 2: you've got to pick one of these boxes. They're numbered
Speaker 2: one to five. We could give them a little rattle.
Speaker 2: They all sound kind of different, you know, five.
Speaker 1: It's probably the size of like an iPhone.
Speaker 2: Can you do they weigh different? Since they've got different
Speaker 2: amounts of cash in them? Do they weigh different?
Speaker 3: Like it's not the real cash in there, but there's
Speaker 3: like vouchers, feeder span.
Speaker 2: Hey, Kylie, what do you reckon? You'd buy a f
Speaker 2: you one?
Speaker 5: Well, my daughter's just transitioning into a double bed, so
Speaker 5: I would love to get her some new bedspreads and
Speaker 5: pillows and doing the sets and things like that. So
Speaker 5: she's going from like she's turning twelve and sorry, she's
Speaker 5: turning berteen. So she's going from tweet to a teenager.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so cute a different when you said she
Speaker 2: was transitioning, Wow, yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I was going to say, you're going to need
Speaker 3: more than twelve hundred dollars a new wardrobe, probably.
Speaker 1: One to five. Well you shake some of those boxes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what's your lucky out of that? Like if
Speaker 2: you had to.
Speaker 5: Pick, Yes, my lucky number is three.
Speaker 2: Oh, then we already know what we're gonna go with,
Speaker 2: don't we.
Speaker 1: What are you going?
Speaker 2: Are you locking in three? Kylie?
Speaker 5: I'm going to lock in Three's all right?
Speaker 2: The box is pink, the bow is yellow. I'm just
Speaker 2: going to open this up. It's beautifully rap. Can I
Speaker 2: say I feel bad pulling it apart?
Speaker 4: Okay, yep, it's got pink kiss wrapping paper.
Speaker 2: All right, we're down to the box.
Speaker 1: There's more.
Speaker 2: They've really made it quite challenging. It's got a quick game,
Speaker 2: is it all right, Kylie?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: You reckon? The number three is your lucky number?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 2: Go buy a lotto ticket twelve hundred?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: You want a big one on day one? We're all
Speaker 2: getting fired. We're not supposed to give the big one
Speaker 2: away day one.
Speaker 4: Good job, Jackpot, Kylie, congrats big.
Speaker 2: Kind.
Speaker 3: That could have gone anyway, Kylie. But you've got the
Speaker 3: big one. You really should go use number three for something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean twelve hundred bucks is pet of target.
Speaker 2: It's not bad at all, amazing, No.
Speaker 5: It's not bad. I'm going by myself a lot of
Speaker 5: ticket now, yeah, they pick.
Speaker 2: Out number three.
Speaker 4: Hey, like with your daughter's new clothes in the new
Speaker 4: hall or send us picks please? This is back again
Speaker 4: tomorrow more cash. Just bend a target. We got four
Speaker 4: boxes left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're doing it every day this week.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are very exciting.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys.
Speaker 3: On the weekend I put my new fiance Ben accidentally
Speaker 3: to the test. I sort of made up an Australian tradition
Speaker 3: that he had to do to win over my family.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you sort of made it up?
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, I'm like.
Speaker 1: I sort of threw mone of the bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, cool, let's go to a break.
Speaker 3: So this past weekend I took my new fiance Ben
Speaker 3: to Port McCrory.
Speaker 4: Do you want to?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to? I?
Speaker 2: Does it still feel weird when you say it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Does it does it feel like it's rolling off the
Speaker 2: tongue yet? Or are you just kind of let my fiance? No,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 3: I'm always like fiance like a loser anyway. I can't
Speaker 3: even say normally my fiance.
Speaker 1: As you should.
Speaker 2: I got engaged.
Speaker 3: If you haven't heard, I got engaged, just announced it
Speaker 3: last week, so it's all very fresh. But I took
Speaker 3: Ben up to Port Macquarie to see my family because
Speaker 3: that's where all my family live, like my brothers, my
Speaker 3: nieces and nephews, my grandmam, my aunt, he's my cousin's parents, everyone. Now,
Speaker 3: my partner, Ben is from Switzerland, so he's only ever
Speaker 3: been to Australia two or three times.
Speaker 2: It's only ever with me.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know much about Australia other than he's gonna
Speaker 3: marry in Australian So I take him up and we're
Speaker 3: all having a great time and I don't think much
Speaker 3: of it, and I sort of just make a joke,
Speaker 3: a throwaway comment about how it's a tradition in Australia
Speaker 3: to when you get married the man has to go
Speaker 3: and catch fish for the in laws, how to win
Speaker 3: them over.
Speaker 2: Okay, So when you say it was just a throwaway comment,
Speaker 2: how does one's brain even get to the place. So
Speaker 2: you're like, I just had the throwaway comment where I
Speaker 2: created an entire tradition that doesn't exist, just throw away.
Speaker 3: It's how my brain works, and it's how my family is.
Speaker 3: We always like play tricks. But it wasn't a set
Speaker 3: up as a trick. No one in my family knew
Speaker 3: about it, right. I just said, Oh, yeah, Ben, you've
Speaker 3: got to go because my dad loves you.
Speaker 2: Got to catch the fild. It's like, Ben, don't you
Speaker 2: know you gotta go fishing while you're here. He's like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? And I just made up a
Speaker 2: story off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: I was like, yes, well it's part of and my
Speaker 3: parents all looked at me and everyone just rolled with.
Speaker 2: It, because lying is a really good foundation for a
Speaker 2: new relationship, Like it's a great way to forge into
Speaker 2: married life. We love it. When my when my brother
Speaker 2: in law j he married my sister. He's from Scotland.
Speaker 3: When he came over, we played this whole prank on
Speaker 3: him where we gave him a whistle and he had
Speaker 3: We said that drop bears exist and you have to
Speaker 3: carry a whistle and if it drop bed drops on you,
Speaker 3: you have to blow a whistle in his face and run.
Speaker 2: He carried that whistle on him for months. He truly
Speaker 2: believed it.
Speaker 1: Real what is wrong with your family?
Speaker 3: It was very funny and so I said that to Ben,
Speaker 3: and we all rolled with it, and I said, what
Speaker 3: the tradition is?
Speaker 2: You know it's from the when you know it's from
Speaker 2: the indigenous dream time. That's what I said. That's so
Speaker 2: culturally inappropriate. I know, I know. But because he had
Speaker 2: he said where did it come from? And I said, well,
Speaker 2: it's been making I said yeah. I said, it's been here.
Speaker 3: From when Australia started. Like it's an og dream time
Speaker 3: kind of thing. So I said, you've got it. If
Speaker 3: you don't catch fish, it's indicative that your relationship is
Speaker 3: not going to go very well, because I mean, it's
Speaker 3: not going to go swimmingly.
Speaker 1: One might say, how are you with creative writing in
Speaker 1: high school? Because it would have been some great stories.
Speaker 3: Brilliant so anyway, but I didn't actually think he was
Speaker 3: going to take it that serious. I thought he'd have
Speaker 3: a laugh about it, yea. So the next morning, at
Speaker 3: five thirty in the morning. Now Ben is a football player,
Speaker 3: he loves his fashion.
Speaker 2: He has never fished in his entire life. It's just mountains,
Speaker 2: yes and got and go cows. So five thirty in
Speaker 2: the morning he woke up.
Speaker 3: He's never got up there early in his life with
Speaker 3: my dad, and then my dad stuck to this whole lie.
Speaker 2: It was this whole fabrication.
Speaker 3: He went out rock fishing for the very first time
Speaker 3: to try and catch fish so that our marriage would
Speaker 3: go well. He caught seven fish. He literally you could
Speaker 3: not dream of this. He threw his line into the
Speaker 3: water first time ever. It was in the water for
Speaker 3: five seconds. Huge fish. Well he kind of showed you that,
Speaker 3: didn't he. He was like, I'm good at everything.
Speaker 2: He came back and bless his soul, he came back
Speaker 2: and he goes, Babe, look how good our marriage is
Speaker 2: going to be? Seven fish? And I was like, how
Speaker 2: do I tell you?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: You're lying, so I'm not. He's going to believe for
Speaker 2: the rest of his life.
Speaker 4: Now. Yeah, if that wasn't rooted in a lie, i'd
Speaker 4: say that he's absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 2: But now it's like a terrible tradition that you have
Speaker 2: to take to the grave. Well, yeah, now he's going
Speaker 2: to tell everyone, but that's what he is. I tell
Speaker 2: him or not, I also enjoy that, enjoy that fish dinner,
Speaker 2: and just get on with it.
Speaker 4: Totally.
Speaker 1: I think that's so harmless. It's beautiful because no one's heard.
Speaker 1: It's a little prank. Silly.
Speaker 3: Also, it's not the worst prank because like now he
Speaker 3: knows how to fish and be I know that he
Speaker 3: can provide for me if all else fails, he can
Speaker 3: go and catch a fish.
Speaker 2: I did him a favor. I wonder if you're ever
Speaker 2: going to be in a situation in life where you
Speaker 2: have to go out and catch a fish to provide
Speaker 2: for you. I think you guys are fine. You never
Speaker 2: know LA's going to happen.
Speaker 1: I've seen the ring.
Speaker 2: You guys, your ring first, and then you won't go
Speaker 2: forage for a fish, all right, Lot