Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Pats, Morning boys.
Speaker 1: How are we to see Jack? Good morning, Good morning guys. Listen,
Speaker 1: Pats on the back. We've made it to one thousand
Speaker 1: and three hundred shows.
Speaker 3: Crazy amazing.
Speaker 1: Rio actually was patting himself on the back. He has
Speaker 1: suffered a lot, though some people have had to carry
Speaker 1: this load more than others. I feel like we should
Speaker 1: all pat the producers on the back who actually do
Speaker 1: have to do a lot.
Speaker 4: Bit They weren't here, sinced one. You came in like
Speaker 4: a year or two in Riocs. Cal's just jumped on.
Speaker 1: Listen, you're came in. You're at the cold the cold
Speaker 1: face with a pick axe every morning with ster post.
Speaker 1: Yesterday Jack accidentally came in early at half five when
Speaker 1: I was arriving. It doesn't feel early, and actually said
Speaker 1: to producer here, I tell you miss timed it today.
Speaker 1: I came in way too real life. That's what I
Speaker 1: get here. I don't think this is way to I
Speaker 1: think this is appropriate.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you something.
Speaker 1: I never do this again. Bloody hell. What an idiot
Speaker 1: Christian is? What does he get in half an hour early?
Speaker 4: Yesterday? I was having to wait for my card get
Speaker 4: fixed because it's so close to the station. I just thought,
Speaker 4: I'll do emails and stuff on my computer in the
Speaker 4: building until I'm ready for.
Speaker 1: Oh, is this where you went? At nine o'clock? Because
Speaker 1: there was some consternation. We have a secret meeting room here,
Speaker 1: and obviously the team music during the day to hide away.
Speaker 1: And I heard them suddenly go oh, I can't go
Speaker 1: and there Jackson there for some reason, and I thought, bloody,
Speaker 1: here is here. He can't be doing any what show stuff? Right?
Speaker 1: Because we were having a meeting and you were hiding
Speaker 1: from us in the building, I thought, is he sleeping
Speaker 1: in there? What would he be doing?
Speaker 4: I was waiting for this message from the service center
Speaker 4: to say your car's.
Speaker 1: Ready, use one of our meeting rooms.
Speaker 4: At ten thirty, Reo actually came to find me and ask, honestly,
Speaker 4: am I okay, yes, seriously?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Well has that you been here for ninety minutes?
Speaker 3: Have you ever been here like.
Speaker 1: In the and a half Meanwhile we were actually having
Speaker 1: a meeting here, could have Well?
Speaker 4: I ran out of I'll tell you the truth. I
Speaker 4: ran doing emails very quickly, and then what I did
Speaker 4: for the next hour was update and make more efficient
Speaker 4: or my keyboard shortcuts on my laptop. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I can actually will we make another thirteen hundred shows?
Speaker 1: Please Lord please?
Speaker 4: I am a power user of this laptop.
Speaker 1: Now well put into use. So how do you create shortcuts?
Speaker 4: I downloaded a new program called ray cast that allows
Speaker 4: you to make pretty much any type of shortcut. So
Speaker 4: now if you if I want to search, say YouTube,
Speaker 4: so give me something your search on YouTube?
Speaker 1: Okay, how to check tire pressure?
Speaker 4: See and I'm already there. I didn't have to open
Speaker 4: a browser and go YouTube dot.
Speaker 1: Com actually is pretty impressive.
Speaker 4: And I can do. That's the same thing for Reddit, Twitter, Google.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 1: Now we know what we're seeing for an hour in
Speaker 1: that room with the door was locked for some reason.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 1: Podcast Welcome to Show thirteen hundred people haven't ask me
Speaker 1: why I numbered the shows was because in the early
Speaker 1: days of starting here, I actually wanted a very audible
Speaker 1: reminder to be in this day by day because in
Speaker 1: the early days here and obviously I was, we didn't
Speaker 1: know anyone and we start this new life here, it
Speaker 1: was very easy to get swamped in there. What's going
Speaker 1: to happen in the year's time or two years time.
Speaker 1: So it is literally a way every morning before starting
Speaker 1: the show with someone yelling in my ear. This is
Speaker 1: shown number two three. You're building it day by day
Speaker 1: by day.
Speaker 4: Like a prisoner would scratch day.
Speaker 1: But that's sure way seeing it, Jack, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: how work. If we did this in our personal lives.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you knew what today was in your total life,
Speaker 1: days like.
Speaker 4: It was today, like how many days marriage you've been So.
Speaker 1: Again there's a dark, isn't there. Oh, you would counter
Speaker 1: down the other days too, if you knew when it
Speaker 1: was your last day, how many days you had left.
Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you about this death watch I brought?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I brought this watch where you can
Speaker 1: you put in your age and stuff like this, and
Speaker 1: where you lived in the world, and it roughly estimated
Speaker 1: when you would die, and then it would the watch
Speaker 1: counted down literally hour by hour, day by day. How
Speaker 1: many often I'd be in meetings and I look at it,
Speaker 1: go this meeting is killing. But then often sometimes I've
Speaker 1: been listening to my wife talking about and dreams she
Speaker 1: had and went this again is eating into the precious years.
Speaker 1: It was too it was too scary and depression. But
Speaker 1: it is doing.
Speaker 4: It is doing the job that it's meant to be doing.
Speaker 4: You're looking down and going like, I don't have time
Speaker 4: for this.
Speaker 1: No. I would start to say that to my wife,
Speaker 1: and and then one day I came home from what
Speaker 1: I couldn't find. It was called the death Watch, and
Speaker 1: it was on the floor and Sarah had sadly stamped
Speaker 1: on it, and I was like, I don't know when
Speaker 1: how long I've got that's my umbilical cord.
Speaker 2: Christian Connor show podcast during that.
Speaker 1: Using his some keyboard strokes, and that isn't the euphemism, although
Speaker 1: sometimes it must be. With Jack Post. Jack's been crunching
Speaker 1: numbers of how long we've all been married? Yes, and
Speaker 1: he top Patsy, and Patsy went, oh god, it's like
Speaker 1: devil numbers.
Speaker 5: No, because it's like sixth of March ninety nine, So.
Speaker 4: Why are they devil numbers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like three six and nine.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that the Da Vinci code.
Speaker 3: Sure, there's pretty numbers. Six six six is the number
Speaker 3: I know, but it's you.
Speaker 1: Know three six nine are trinity numbers.
Speaker 5: But you know what there is three if you turn
Speaker 5: the six upside down.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're not one of those numrology been around three times.
Speaker 1: That's Kirtle Vatican Day two on Conka Islands, perhatsy. What
Speaker 1: can you tell us so far by what's happened overnight
Speaker 1: and yesterday in the Vatican with all those cardinals.
Speaker 5: Well, they're bunker down, they're there, and we've already seen
Speaker 5: the first sign of smoke.
Speaker 1: So hang on a minute, Hang on a minute, you
Speaker 1: say smoke. The producers have worked tides. See we can
Speaker 1: now play the sound of that black smoke. Wow.
Speaker 5: So that's everyone obviously gathered in Saint Peter Square waiting
Speaker 5: for the white smoke.
Speaker 3: But no, it was the black smoke. So still no decision.
Speaker 1: So the first round of votes between was it one
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty three cardinals? There's no vote winner, not yes.
Speaker 3: Not yet, and they've got to have a two thirds majority.
Speaker 1: So let's search that new top cop here in Victoria.
Speaker 3: We go'll be there for eight.
Speaker 4: Who will be chosen first?
Speaker 5: So the average conclave, the average over all the years,
Speaker 5: is about three days.
Speaker 3: So you know, who knows?
Speaker 4: Have they ever got it round one?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: About eighty years ago apparently about eighty years. But they're
Speaker 5: all prepared, like you know, we talk about protocol with
Speaker 5: the royal family, but.
Speaker 1: This church, oh my god, it's fascinating, it really is.
Speaker 1: They're not allowed to leave the room together. Rio was
Speaker 1: telling me because there's a record number of cardinals. There's
Speaker 1: not enough accommodation for them at the Vatican, so they're
Speaker 1: trying to find alternative accommodation. But they're not allowed to
Speaker 1: leave the Vatican. Why can't they get bunk beds? So
Speaker 1: we'll go over to Ike and just gets cardinals on
Speaker 1: top of each other.
Speaker 4: Actually, for all the pomp and ceremony, why did you
Speaker 4: do account beforehand and go one thirty three coming one
Speaker 4: five beds?
Speaker 1: Okay, question Mike there.
Speaker 4: We'll work.
Speaker 3: To roll out beds.
Speaker 1: And so what else can you tell us about the
Speaker 1: conclave pats if they search for the new posts?
Speaker 3: Really interesting.
Speaker 5: So once they have decided on someone, they're taken into
Speaker 5: a special room, the tears room it's called.
Speaker 3: But they've already got suits, you know, the white robes, robes,
Speaker 3: thank you hanging up there.
Speaker 1: It's not like they give into Peter Jackson. We've got
Speaker 1: a real sick ass suit for you as well. It's
Speaker 1: like a nice shiny one. You go to the races,
Speaker 1: pocket square, you got game.
Speaker 5: So they've got three different sizes hanging up ready to go,
Speaker 5: depending on who which pope, which cardinal?
Speaker 1: Is there a shortlist? So I take it there's a
Speaker 1: short list, because there must be a load of names
Speaker 1: to peep from the voting we had over the weekend.
Speaker 1: You don't reckon they've got that giant piece of paper,
Speaker 1: like a thousand possible names. I'm going for John Paul
Speaker 1: the nineteenth What why? What preference you're going to have?
Speaker 1: I mean, I wonderho it's taken so long?
Speaker 4: That's what else is confusing. They don't choose their pope name.
Speaker 4: I don't think until they're elected pope. So Pope Francis
Speaker 4: wasn't Francis?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What was his real name?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Gary. You can't be Pope Gary. Change it.
Speaker 1: Francis sounds so much better. I wonder if they choose
Speaker 1: a saint's name.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess they would, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: They sat Francis of a CC patient scent of birds
Speaker 1: and animals.
Speaker 4: I choose in a communion name. Don't you have only
Speaker 4: a few select names?
Speaker 2: Too.
Speaker 1: You can pick anything you like. It doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be a saint name. Yeah, is Michael after Saint Michael.
Speaker 4: He told me once is after Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1: On the show, we'd like to talk about the things
Speaker 1: that we've been googling in any given day. The amount
Speaker 1: of stuff you chuck into Google. It's incredible. In fact,
Speaker 1: if it's safe, get your phone out right now and
Speaker 1: have a look at some of your open tabs. This
Speaker 1: morning before the show, I was looking at mind just
Speaker 1: to see what I have actually been googled over the
Speaker 1: last sort two or three days. I have five hundred
Speaker 1: and two open tabscycle. Why what happens?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: It's fine? No one's calling me and we can't hear you.
Speaker 4: Christian, shut down the tabs. It's a cluttered mind. Cluttered
Speaker 4: work one of that.
Speaker 1: It's a very cluttered mind. My mind was so cluttered.
Speaker 1: You have to Yesterday I went to be a guest
Speaker 1: on some of these podcast and outside this rival radio
Speaker 1: station where you go to record you hamish any podcast,
Speaker 1: I was dealing with some work stuff, got in uber
Speaker 1: and accidentally went back to work instead of going to
Speaker 1: a far closer place home, and it was like I've
Speaker 1: been kidnapped. You know, someone's just lost in your phone.
Speaker 1: You're doing emails, you're thinking about your applies, checking the
Speaker 1: spelling and all this, and suddenly I looked up and
Speaker 1: I saw the radio station. I actually want this. Oh
Speaker 1: god no, The guy went literally stund Micks went everything okay,
Speaker 1: sir trying Oh God, no, God God no, go go
Speaker 1: go duck. Oh how are they doing this? They're sucking
Speaker 1: me into the bosses, lazy, come back to the mother load. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm about to tell you what I've been doing over
Speaker 1: the last couple of days and using googling a lot
Speaker 1: for and it is something that I encourage everyone who's
Speaker 1: listening right now please do this over the weekend and
Speaker 1: then I think we can create something next week. I'm
Speaker 1: doing this thing. It's all project. I'm making a playlist
Speaker 1: at the moment called my Life in Pop Music, So
Speaker 1: for the last fifty two years. I'm starting in nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy three and all the years going on from that,
Speaker 1: I'm finding out what were the top forty biggest hits
Speaker 1: of that year and then picking one song I really love,
Speaker 1: and that's the song from nineteen seventy three. I then
Speaker 1: go to nineteen seventy four. You hit Google, it's all
Speaker 1: up there. Obviously it's got everything online. Now, what were
Speaker 1: the top forty big pop hits, so it must have
Speaker 1: charted in that year. You pick a song you really like.
Speaker 1: You start out midway throught the moment, started to build
Speaker 1: a playlist. It'd be for me fifty two songs. I thought,
Speaker 1: if we do this over the next couple of days,
Speaker 1: use your weekend, build you up my life in pop music,
Speaker 1: and we start to pick three random years right from
Speaker 1: some of our playlists and the listeners next week and
Speaker 1: play some of these songs. There'd be so many great
Speaker 1: songs that we haven't played in ages that we're discovered
Speaker 1: through doing this.
Speaker 4: How how far through your life?
Speaker 1: I'm up to nineteen eighty three At the moment. It's
Speaker 1: so much fun because you feel like this overlord looking
Speaker 1: at all these songs that charted that year, like the
Speaker 1: forty songs. You're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear
Speaker 1: that one too much. All that's a good one. And
Speaker 1: you don't even realize what year most of these big
Speaker 1: pop hits came out as well. So make your playlist
Speaker 1: your life in pop music and then start do it
Speaker 1: over the weekend. It'll take you quite a bit of time,
Speaker 1: but it's so much fun. It's a really unique playlists.
Speaker 1: And also when you go around people's friends houses, I
Speaker 1: don't make you. People always ask me to make a playlist.
Speaker 4: I think as you're a radio DJ, I think it is.
Speaker 1: That they think that I just love to do it.
Speaker 1: This guy was if you had to make it as a carpenter.
Speaker 1: You don't find the man and build a table. I
Speaker 1: bet you just.
Speaker 4: Laugh, but you would if you met with a carpeton
Speaker 4: and came around. It's like I'm fixing the table.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing. If anyone's got any tips,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find the best wired ear buds. You
Speaker 1: worry about the Gamma rays, I'm wired about the Gamma rays.
Speaker 4: I didn't know they were Gamma rays.
Speaker 1: And I saw some clip. You know, this is like
Speaker 1: a clip finds you on Instagram and it was someone
Speaker 1: talking about the Gamma rays. And this is why the
Speaker 1: algorithm is this for people like me.
Speaker 4: You're too impressionable to go on Jack, I've ready ordered.
Speaker 1: I've already ordered a very cheap Bogan set up for
Speaker 1: a red light therapy because apparently it's going to make
Speaker 1: me look younger. So I'm going to come in next
Speaker 1: week and go world. WHOA, Well, there's a twelve year
Speaker 1: old boy doing the show. Who is it?
Speaker 4: Seeing the ads, I hope you got the same one
Speaker 4: for that red light therapy.
Speaker 1: The ladies doing yoga under a woman my.
Speaker 4: Face down as if she's.
Speaker 1: Not those keyboard strokes again, it can make that appear
Speaker 1: with one keyboard stroke.
Speaker 4: As if she's sunbathing outside, but she's just inside with
Speaker 4: the red.
Speaker 1: Now this one is a lady doing seven yoga position
Speaker 1: under the red light. I don't do go, but hopefully
Speaker 1: the red light therapy make it so.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, I.
Speaker 1: Was just talking five minutes ago home. I was just
Speaker 1: starting the sting at the moment, and I'm making a
Speaker 1: playlist called My Life and Pop Music. You go back
Speaker 1: for each year of your life. You just google top
Speaker 1: forty chart hits of nineteen seventy three, nineteen seventy four,
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy five, and you just look down that top forteen,
Speaker 1: pick a song you really liked and that's my favorite
Speaker 1: one of that year, and you start to build up
Speaker 1: this playlist and that's what I'm calling it, my life
Speaker 1: and pop music. I urge you all to do this
Speaker 1: overn the next couple of days, maybe of the weekend.
Speaker 1: And then I thought we can share these playlists. That's
Speaker 1: on the team, and you listen as well. We can
Speaker 1: play some of these songs of the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: He must be taking your very long time.
Speaker 1: It is. I have a making playlist anyway, but this
Speaker 1: is really I get the feeling, right, It's like my
Speaker 1: life's work. But if anything happened to me, I want
Speaker 1: you to promise me this eyes You'll finish that playlist now.
Speaker 1: I'm really mean it would be okay. The radio Shay
Speaker 1: shows will always be there, but please, that playlist of
Speaker 1: my life in pop music is taking up a lot
Speaker 1: of my time.
Speaker 4: I'm picturing a room in your house like Russell Crowne,
Speaker 4: A beautiful mind. All the clippings on the water I'm going.
Speaker 1: To take a photo on. There are a lot of
Speaker 1: post it notes. There are post it notes at the
Speaker 1: moment as well with some songs one go some years
Speaker 1: I've left blank where I can't just pick one out
Speaker 1: of my forty favorite children. Some years there's a lot
Speaker 1: of good choice. Other years it's a bit more through
Speaker 1: of it, but there are rock songs in there as well.
Speaker 1: But it's just so much fun going through building.
Speaker 4: A quick scan of twenty twelve. When that song came out,
Speaker 4: call me, maybe there's not a lot of great songs
Speaker 4: from twenty twelve. We had a real ditch arrange.
Speaker 1: You know that there is jack because I googled ahead
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, like I could pretty much guess
Speaker 1: eighties and nineties, what's the kind of field of songs? Well,
Speaker 1: but then there's that the two thousands and the midle
Speaker 1: that it's stopped being so many great ones. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of collaborations and remixes. Well, at what.
Speaker 4: Point in the two thousands, as the world it's stopped
Speaker 4: feeling like its own special decade like eighty yees picture
Speaker 4: straight away you.
Speaker 1: Know that it has a sound, ninety is the same.
Speaker 4: Then somewhere in the two thousands and especially the twenties,
Speaker 4: stitch shape.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It lost to shape all right? It become homogenized.
Speaker 1: You're listening to TED Talk Radio. I'm your host on MPR,
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell, Patsy, how did it go last night night
Speaker 1: one of you and Chris home alone with already on
Speaker 1: her camp knife. It was really weird, by the way,
Speaker 1: the weather last night. I thought of your daughter. It's
Speaker 1: been sunny, sunny.
Speaker 3: T shirts all my short weather.
Speaker 5: And then the day when you know it, she goes
Speaker 5: to camp hiking in the mountains.
Speaker 3: You may as well say the Alps in a distance.
Speaker 1: There are no mountains, got slope mountain bullshit, there's slight slopes,
Speaker 1: little hills.
Speaker 3: Then it gets freezing.
Speaker 5: So I did google the weather where she is pH lastopher,
Speaker 5: but they had or have currently a frost warning is
Speaker 5: current with loads of about two and the free degrees that.
Speaker 1: Is that's harsh. And seriously, if they're in the army
Speaker 1: or going through like special Forces selection, they have to
Speaker 1: do that. But they're key. And also you had like
Speaker 1: months some of glorious summer. Get them out in the.
Speaker 3: Tent, no I know.
Speaker 5: And of course little miss nearly fourteen year old won't
Speaker 5: be told that you need to take your thermals.
Speaker 3: No, mom didn't need thermals last time. Cool guarantee.
Speaker 1: One of those kids, did you put a name in
Speaker 1: all the clothes.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got to apparently that was.
Speaker 1: A big arguing with us and Lois as Lois is
Speaker 1: she was so self conscious that age and like, no,
Speaker 1: you're doning to be one of those kids went and
Speaker 1: we were like, you won't be to talent. It's your
Speaker 1: thermal top. Someone could steal your fleet.
Speaker 3: It's expensive.
Speaker 1: Price fleece market prices.
Speaker 4: The proper, the real proper th.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't you get me started on waterproof gore tex. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So first night Chris was at a bit of a loss,
Speaker 5: like instead of having Audrey to annoy, he had me
Speaker 5: to annoy. No, it's like a little dog following what
Speaker 5: are you doing now?
Speaker 3: What do you want to do?
Speaker 1: He lost his playmates.
Speaker 5: It was like you know when you're in classroom and
Speaker 5: the teacher leaves the classroom to go and fetch something,
Speaker 5: and it's like, oh, we've got all this opportunity to do.
Speaker 3: Whatever we want to do.
Speaker 1: Involves getting that swing out again. I told you we
Speaker 1: don't ever want to know.
Speaker 3: About no swing involved.
Speaker 1: But it's get the toy box, and I don't mean
Speaker 1: toy story.
Speaker 5: You're also exhausted because it's such a build up, packing
Speaker 5: them up to get them ready.
Speaker 1: There's an emotional kind of and you must have been.
Speaker 1: I bet you were worried last night. Is she having
Speaker 1: a good time? Is she came?
Speaker 5: I kept waking up through the night. I was worried
Speaker 5: that she was cold because she insisted on not taking thermals.
Speaker 5: But she's at that age where she is independent and
Speaker 5: she is making her own choices. So I guess if
Speaker 5: she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Take it, praise their own knees and she will be okay.
Speaker 1: She'd be okay, And I bet she'll come back absolutely
Speaker 1: stinking exhausted. Ideas after those three or four day caps,
Speaker 1: she will. They literally sleep for two or three days.
Speaker 1: They just burn out. But they have such a great
Speaker 1: time because actually times it is generally quite hard. It
Speaker 1: is really hard. They live a life really where we
Speaker 1: protect them so much. Actually, when they get out there
Speaker 1: and they and it is tough, it actually becomes this
Speaker 1: credible kind of bonding thing.
Speaker 4: I wish we had more proper camping in high school.
Speaker 4: We only did the kind of camping that's really you
Speaker 4: go to cabin and there's a big kitchen and there's
Speaker 4: the camp stuff, making your food. It's no like make
Speaker 4: your own fire, cook your own food.
Speaker 1: We don't do this Attorney UK because obviously you took
Speaker 1: in the winter, don't You don't survive that. We han't
Speaker 1: of that class. They all died one year because all
Speaker 1: the kids didn't make it out. Maybe we've talked about
Speaker 1: doing taking the show to a camp site. We should,
Speaker 1: but we can't just do it for like we go
Speaker 1: on a Thursday, we just do Friday, we go back
Speaker 1: to our beds. It needs to be like a week
Speaker 1: bad with those shows get because we just get grumpyer
Speaker 1: and like my backup and snappy with each other.
Speaker 4: Now we've waited till the winter as well. We should
Speaker 4: have done it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right's wait till the summer them we go
Speaker 1: then Christian Connell Show podcast, Jack and Pats. I need
Speaker 1: your buying. I can't stop thinking. We have to commit.
Speaker 1: Promise me you're up for it. I am that we
Speaker 1: actually go to a campsite and do a couple of
Speaker 1: days living there and doing the show together.
Speaker 4: And I want to do it real yes, not show
Speaker 4: business version.
Speaker 1: There's no damp, no glamping. No come on, If we
Speaker 1: can't do this, what are we saying about who we
Speaker 1: are as people? Your daughter's doing it now set an
Speaker 1: example to a.
Speaker 3: Person lords bring a guitar.
Speaker 4: Jack, it might be campfire alright.
Speaker 1: If he's bringing his guitar, I'm going.
Speaker 4: You know, honestly, one of one of the reasons that
Speaker 4: I took up guitar is there's a scene in one
Speaker 4: of the Mighty Ducks films as the credits roll, where
Speaker 4: they're camping together and they're playing we are the Champions
Speaker 4: on acoustic Guitar around the campfire.
Speaker 1: I thought, you are booked. Okay, that's the performance for
Speaker 1: night one. The night two you can do more of
Speaker 1: your magic tricks. So are we going to do this?
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking we do Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Why aren't
Speaker 1: doing the full week? I'm not crazy.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's already a lot.
Speaker 1: That's too much, I would say. So we go, we
Speaker 1: do Wednesday show here and then we head to the campsite,
Speaker 1: and then the Wednesday night and the Thursday night and
Speaker 1: then we're doing so Thursday and Friday's breakfast show there.
Speaker 4: Okay, So then so what that's spending two nights out
Speaker 4: in the bush. If we do Wednesday show here normal,
Speaker 4: then we go out camp overnight Wednesday, overnight Thursday, comeback Friday.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm in, but.
Speaker 3: It's going to be proper camping.
Speaker 5: If we're going to do it, it's got to be
Speaker 5: like legit, no cabins.
Speaker 1: Or that's not camping. It's tense, but it's sleeping on
Speaker 1: the floor cold. But great news is get up still
Speaker 1: the same time and do the radio shown listeners. There's
Speaker 1: no treat in this for you. You're going to hear
Speaker 1: three grumpy people and getting grumpier. What's Friday is normally
Speaker 1: that big vibe, no vibe, No I reckon by like
Speaker 1: Thursday or Friday. We're in three separate tents doing leaks.
Speaker 1: We were just microphones.
Speaker 3: Lord of the flyers.
Speaker 1: Are we doing it? We have to do it before
Speaker 1: the end of the year. It's twenty five. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: it's warmer. Yeah, how warm will it be in November?
Speaker 1: On the ground, not in the air? On the ground.
Speaker 1: What's the ground temperature? Have any of you even got tents?
Speaker 3: I've never even been here.
Speaker 4: We have a tent.
Speaker 1: We went camping as the family once and we just
Speaker 1: left the campsite. I'm not making stuff at half five,
Speaker 1: just we want to be there. We went to be
Speaker 1: for the weekend. Oh no, we made it first up,
Speaker 1: but we left about half five morning. Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: we were there with friends and I was just like,
Speaker 1: see went straight to macas and just went home and
Speaker 1: everyone was all happy.
Speaker 4: I was the straw that broke the kens back. It's
Speaker 4: always the mattress.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just that. It was just at one point
Speaker 1: during the night, I just heard this noise is that water?
Speaker 1: And my wife facing me on the potty in the
Speaker 1: in our team and I was like this, this can't
Speaker 1: be my life.
Speaker 5: We're meant to put the party in your We're not campus,
Speaker 5: we're not campus.
Speaker 1: Suddenly she's facing me. She was like, she was just like,
Speaker 1: look away, Chris, you're not meant to Will it be over?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 1: Look away Chris, look at me. No, no, no, look
Speaker 1: the other way.
Speaker 4: You know what we have to do before we go
Speaker 4: on a loan. That TV show where they go out
Speaker 4: on they themselves, they do like a week's training of outdoor.
Speaker 1: We can actually need some skills. Yeah. Are these tempts
Speaker 1: that you can just pop up, aren't they?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We need those because I didn't doing that thing with
Speaker 1: the old mallet.
Speaker 4: This happened to me camping with Bianca, and I've only
Speaker 4: been camping with her once. I went camping every year
Speaker 4: with my dad. So I was like, what a great
Speaker 4: thing to do. I know how to camp. Then when
Speaker 4: I took Bianca camping, I realized, oh wait, dad did
Speaker 4: I didn't even bring matches.
Speaker 1: Using that little flint thing, that thing they rubbed together in.
Speaker 4: Their hands know how to do? None of them.
Speaker 1: We have no skills to it. Oh my goodness, it's
Speaker 1: dangerous camping here. What about snakes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to know first day God.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you and you'll hear a lot of hearing
Speaker 4: sounds of the night.
Speaker 1: You hear a lot of no. No, no, don't think
Speaker 1: I'm committing now all those take my noise canceling headphones
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 4: Maybe like alone, we get to bring one.
Speaker 1: Those noise canceling headphones. You can bring in guitar. What
Speaker 1: will you bring up, Patsy hair strangers.
Speaker 3: I think there'll be anywhere places.
Speaker 1: Have electricity, no problem. And in the woods. Why did I?
Speaker 1: Why did I come up with electricity?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Maybe we could bring a generator.
Speaker 1: We going to do the show. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: See the boss right now is going you will have electricity.
Speaker 1: So we're just going to take a week off, just
Speaker 1: go camping, no show, no show.
Speaker 4: We'll do smoke signals and then you train.
Speaker 1: Yeah, done right.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Strange atmosphere around the team right now, only one team
Speaker 1: members volunteer to come forward to go. I'll come with you.
Speaker 1: Normally this studio, the studio door, it's a hive of
Speaker 1: people coming into chat. A little bit quiet in the
Speaker 1: last five minutes since I've announced that we are going
Speaker 1: to be taking the show to a camp site, not clamping.
Speaker 1: And we are three non campers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, proper, build our own tents, three or two or
Speaker 4: three nights, so cooking together. Ye, we should have a
Speaker 4: night each maybe or a meal.
Speaker 1: H weye, we took further. It's okay to prepare food
Speaker 1: and bring it and then we just heat it up.
Speaker 3: We don't want food poisoning. Well, how are you going
Speaker 3: to heat it up?
Speaker 1: You have a what they called stoves? Nothing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, get it all going a little gas camping stove. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's that's fine.
Speaker 1: And how would I make a cup of tea? I
Speaker 1: couldn't sern any more English? Could I excuse me? Camp fellow?
Speaker 1: How could I make a cup of tea?
Speaker 4: You will boil the billy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a billy?
Speaker 1: Really Can I just bring that one? Those got big
Speaker 1: four leter earns. You know they have RSL for the
Speaker 1: old timers. Can I just attached that to my car
Speaker 1: roof because.
Speaker 4: We'll have to have a campfire. We'll be making a campfire.
Speaker 1: This is the number one thing I'm looking Forwarunate for.
Speaker 1: We'll have a campfire. Oh my god, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: I'll be the fire guardian. Then. Oh, this is going
Speaker 1: to be great. So we don't know what we're doing,
Speaker 1: but we are going to We're thinking we do this
Speaker 1: in November. Way for it to be warmer, Yeah, wait
Speaker 1: for it to be a bit warm on the ground,
Speaker 1: to be a lot, a hell of a lot warmer.
Speaker 1: And then we'll go on a Wednesday and do Wednesday
Speaker 1: and Thursday night and the and the morning breakfast shows.
Speaker 1: But we're there all day. No leaving the camp sign. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely can't go home now because we don't know what
Speaker 1: we're doing. There'll be a lot of people listening to this,
Speaker 1: and imagine tusking. There'll be a lot of tusking right
Speaker 1: now from seasoned campus.
Speaker 4: City slickers listening to these guys.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, listen to the old city folk. They
Speaker 1: are going to struggle out there. What camping hacks do
Speaker 1: we need to know? All right, because you still want
Speaker 1: to hear people who actually can do a breakfast show
Speaker 1: for you guys, it's in your interest to try and
Speaker 1: stack this in our favor. Just want we have to
Speaker 1: just be what do you do when you camping during
Speaker 1: the day?
Speaker 4: That's there's a lot of free talk.
Speaker 1: Can we take a laptop when the country walk and
Speaker 1: then it's Netflix and chins in the tent.
Speaker 5: I'm going to access my news headlines I need.
Speaker 1: That's easy. One of the tim will go and find
Speaker 1: the hell son from an easy agent bring it back.
Speaker 1: You just read it out loud.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Pats do you know how to make moonshine? Don't they
Speaker 1: drink that they make moonshine camp sites? Perhaps you'll have
Speaker 1: some family recipes for that, won't you. I just presume
Speaker 1: that you, Patsy, would have been a regular camper.
Speaker 5: No, No, I know you would think that, but no.
Speaker 1: Because of a lot of these stories are like swimming
Speaker 1: creeks and find crocodiles and swimming down that creek to
Speaker 1: get to school and stuff. Like all those stories we.
Speaker 3: Hear I know it is surprising my brothers.
Speaker 5: Do you know boating, fishing, camping, all that.
Speaker 1: Not me, You're too busy in front of that time
Speaker 1: right to typing out the news at the age of one.
Speaker 1: Sitting along in a minute with Cliff Richard. This is
Speaker 1: a banger from the sixties. This is oh yeah, wait
Speaker 1: about life in the country, singing Cliff, this is what
Speaker 1: we'll be singing every morning at six o'clock to start
Speaker 1: the show. I've decided we're taking the show on the
Speaker 1: road to a campsite. I don't mean clamping, I mean
Speaker 1: a proper camp site, okay, and we're going to camp
Speaker 1: there together for a couple of days and do the
Speaker 1: breakfast shows as well. I've just done a look because
Speaker 1: I've got a camping chair. Never been camping, but I've
Speaker 1: got a camping chair. And it's the June I've got
Speaker 1: from Canaconda, the June four wheel dive Deluxe Lounge recliner.
Speaker 1: You need, you all need to get this. Here's how
Speaker 1: I see it. Six seven hours were upright, then we
Speaker 1: get to eight o'clock. You crack the little gear. You're
Speaker 1: in the recline. Now, welcome to the recline. Now and
Speaker 1: the show and Recline. I can't wait to hear what
Speaker 1: giddy we hear when we are in Recline.
Speaker 4: We're not going to be relaxed. Camp camping is like,
Speaker 4: you'll take it out of you. How do you mean like,
Speaker 4: because we're going to be collecting firewood, chopping wood physically hard,
Speaker 4: We're getting physically hard. We'll be tired each morning.
Speaker 1: But then you've got all day long just to sort
Speaker 1: of sleep in your tent avenue. There is a lot
Speaker 1: of massive loads of down time, all right. So a
Speaker 1: lot of people are giving us advice because we're not campers,
Speaker 1: which is why this is a very bad idea. But
Speaker 1: we're going to do it in November. Christian, why don't
Speaker 1: you go to camp sign and then guard during the day,
Speaker 1: go gold prospecting.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we can take pans.
Speaker 3: We need a metal detector.
Speaker 1: No, they go panhandling, don't they? Old school it. I
Speaker 1: hope that's what you're doing with your hands. Christian, what
Speaker 1: about Jack's seapack machine.
Speaker 4: You have to have that for the last two years straight,
Speaker 4: I haven't missed.
Speaker 1: A changed your life. You can't have that where.
Speaker 4: I'm plugged in. So I guess we have to run
Speaker 4: the generator.
Speaker 1: Over the camp side.
Speaker 4: What if you were handing the hours to put more
Speaker 4: petrol in.
Speaker 5: We know what we also need, like a campfire supervisor
Speaker 5: because we can't let the fire go.
Speaker 1: Wow, I love a fire Christian Morning Team. I'm a
Speaker 1: regular camp and when camping during the day, basically what
Speaker 1: you do is you Jack's wright. You spend time collecting
Speaker 1: your firewood, and then you just sit in front of
Speaker 1: the fire all day, drinking and contemplating the universe. This
Speaker 1: is pretty much my dream life, to be honest, I
Speaker 1: am so ready for that part of it. Chris Christian,
Speaker 1: you'll need camp chairs, Anthony Posh, use a camp stretcher,
Speaker 1: trust me, that is basic comfort. Obviously sleeping bags a generator.
Speaker 1: Generators are often frowned upon, but you will need one
Speaker 1: obviously for the show. But people hate people generators to
Speaker 1: crank it early in the morning. Akay, that's us on
Speaker 1: like five am.
Speaker 4: The generator. What it does is it ruins the atmosphere.
Speaker 1: We need the show with generator unless you're on bicycles
Speaker 1: like a bicycle.
Speaker 4: Power Please turn on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: Yes, Steve, good morning, good morning, How I am We're
Speaker 1: good Steve so are you read you the camper?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we do. Yeah, we kept a few times a year.
Speaker 1: And what advice have you got from us because we're
Speaker 1: literally beginners rookies.
Speaker 7: Look, there's a few things you're definitely going to need. Like,
Speaker 7: you're gonna have running water, so you're gonna be somewhere
Speaker 7: where's the rivers. You can have running water so you
Speaker 7: can get fresh water. You can have a swimm or
Speaker 7: wash there. Or if you have a keg sitting next
Speaker 7: to the campfire, you pull hot cold water in the
Speaker 7: top and spout out the side. We use one of them.
Speaker 7: We've got running hot water. The whole time, I.
Speaker 1: Thought about where we're going to shower.
Speaker 7: You gotta shower.
Speaker 1: No, we're not doing that. We're not stinking it up. Please,
Speaker 1: do you have shower blocks there?
Speaker 4: No, No, we've got proper propper. You're thinking of a
Speaker 4: caravan parking.
Speaker 1: Have a bar and restauran on the cafeterias.
Speaker 3: That's what camping is.
Speaker 7: It's free camping spots and you've got long drop downey,
Speaker 7: is it? So that's all you get?
Speaker 1: You get? No, not dumping in the ground.
Speaker 7: You enjoy the smell of that. Yeah, in the long
Speaker 7: drop downey those smell great.
Speaker 4: The drop toilets is actually luxury because without that you're
Speaker 4: just digging a hole dropped.
Speaker 1: Does drop toilets they make you wretch.
Speaker 4: They're disgusting.
Speaker 1: They are disgusting, like half five and all those baked
Speaker 1: beans and something that snags on the night before.
Speaker 4: And I don't know why, but I always have a
Speaker 4: look down.
Speaker 1: At Yes, it's like looking at the car. What have
Speaker 1: we done? This is the start of a very bad idea.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shown podcast Christian.
Speaker 1: When you take the show on the road in November
Speaker 1: and go camping heads to the Grampians, you can stay
Speaker 1: in the caravan park in Halls Gap. I think that's
Speaker 1: probably where I'm going to be. Whether the guys are
Speaker 1: out in the bush there.
Speaker 4: No, we're all we're all agreeing. We're doing proper build
Speaker 4: our own tents in.
Speaker 1: The boys absolutely in the caravan park and the edge
Speaker 1: adjacent to the bush a short walk. We are driving
Speaker 1: the car to the bush, have a wonder around there
Speaker 1: and then head back to the caravan park. It's all agreed, guys. Now, Gary,
Speaker 1: as this emailed in and this is great actually obviously
Speaker 1: what we talked about yesterday with pats and spoiler alerts
Speaker 1: about the Formula one news. Yes, for one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: mister Wolf Christian, I've just been thinking about all this
Speaker 1: pope news, and for the sake of mister Wolf comparats,
Speaker 1: make sure she gives prior warning before and the out
Speaker 1: seeing the new Pope. You're quite right spoiler alert in
Speaker 1: case you're saving it to watch tonight the big announcement.
Speaker 1: Who is the new Pope? Yes, Gary, great points. Do
Speaker 1: you have a name that's a pain?
Speaker 8: A name you always need to explain?
Speaker 4: Well, we've made.
Speaker 8: That my name as in game.
Speaker 1: All right, the name game. You call us up and
Speaker 1: if you have a name that's a bit of a pain,
Speaker 1: we've turned it into a game. There's a probably a
Speaker 1: one line that you've had to develop where you tell
Speaker 1: everyone and they go, sorry, what's your name? How do
Speaker 1: you spell that? You'll give them that go to one line.
Speaker 1: We turn into a game. You touch the one line,
Speaker 1: we try and guess your name. He goes like this.
Speaker 1: Caller one, stand Magic Mike Tyson, Caller two.
Speaker 5: Then Jane Fonder, Oh Tazan No, Jane Austen, Jane.
Speaker 1: Eyre Caller three. Welcome to the show, My first name
Speaker 1: as in Princess.
Speaker 4: Princess Lea Augustine, Princess Mary of Denmark.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Diana. Is it one of the young royals? Yes,
Speaker 1: Beatrice No. Charlotte high level game. Still impressed with the
Speaker 1: Jane Eyre reference last week, Jackie Boy, very impressive. All right,
Speaker 1: let's kick off the game. Good morning, welcome to the
Speaker 1: name game caller one. Hello, Hello, my.
Speaker 6: Name, my name as in royal gun, royal gun, cannon,
Speaker 6: no rifle?
Speaker 4: Is that like a James Bond thing like gold finger?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: How did you get that? I mean, it's it's fundling
Speaker 1: in the royal a royal gun. My it's my surname
Speaker 1: and it's got two syllables.
Speaker 4: Queen pistol.
Speaker 1: No, it's not canon.
Speaker 4: No, well, king shot, yes, what your I almost didn't
Speaker 4: even let it lay my mouth.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing king shot. No, that is not
Speaker 1: a thing we do.
Speaker 9: Not.
Speaker 1: That's just crazy king shots, like sort of thing a
Speaker 1: six year old would say with his point a stuff
Speaker 1: King shot. I'm truly am how you could get that one?
Speaker 1: Nobody does.
Speaker 10: I always have to spell it, and.
Speaker 1: The clue you have you always tell about royal gun. Yes,
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel like king shots. What's your phon name,
Speaker 1: Cooler one, My name's janis Janie Kingshot.
Speaker 4: That's my married name before us married, so Williams.
Speaker 10: Nobody has totally.
Speaker 1: All right the king shot. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: calling in. Thank you very much. Listen to me by
Speaker 1: Oh that's all right. I loved it. It's a great one.
Speaker 1: Coolner too. Good morning, welcome to the name game. Hello.
Speaker 10: My name is as in Mustang car Sally Sally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put it down the middle half a point each.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian Mitchell from Red Gum Firewood. I've got some firewood
Speaker 1: from Red Gum Firewood. Happy to apply firewood for the
Speaker 1: camping trip. Already the sponsors are coming in. We don't
Speaker 1: have a conda. Call me a nine. Let's do the deal.
Speaker 4: We're going to be in the middle of the bush.
Speaker 4: We'll just collect firewood.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can just randomly start chopping trees down.
Speaker 4: They have preservation to fallen branches that are on the ground.
Speaker 1: That's a damself, Nana, And I'm turning up with pre
Speaker 1: cut stuff that the pros have double these hands. I
Speaker 1: have to still use faders. Can't have splinters in I
Speaker 1: can't have splintered hands, all right, the name game, as
Speaker 1: in let's play at the moment Jack is on fire,
Speaker 1: that's asleep.
Speaker 3: No, not.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go call a one. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: name game. As in.
Speaker 8: My last name, as in.
Speaker 1: Pen penthal dick sharpie ink pencil byron.
Speaker 5: I thought you said hen pen pen with a pe.
Speaker 4: Fountain no ink calligraphy writing.
Speaker 1: Bick biro sharpy penalel the other one.
Speaker 4: Kilometer think think old school.
Speaker 1: School feather feather, No, not that, not that all okay,
Speaker 1: So back off a bit about that. If we sit
Speaker 1: Robert quill, let's going too far the other ways stone
Speaker 1: tablets moses.
Speaker 4: The one they took to NASA. They can ride up side.
Speaker 1: So what do we we with feather quill.
Speaker 4: Ink block this week?
Speaker 1: I keep hearing his ink. Now we're out of time.
Speaker 4: We give up, We give up, caller one.
Speaker 1: We're tapping out. Hell, what's the answer, Parker, Oh, such
Speaker 1: a well known branch. All right, cooler one, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, Parker Coller too, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 10: My last name as in germ.
Speaker 1: Germ, germ, muck phil squalor dirty damp ikey sickness illness,
Speaker 1: eat coal life, no bird flu, swine fever, tuberculosis, penicillin,
Speaker 1: no fleming.
Speaker 3: We have another hint.
Speaker 7: If I grew up in America, I would have been
Speaker 7: in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 4: I don't even want to guess.
Speaker 1: We're out of time. We're not, but without time CUTI Cootie.
Speaker 6: Oh, oh, you're like Cootie's got cuties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great name. Your surname is Cooties.
Speaker 10: Well it's without the yes, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Cootie COOTI all right, thank you very much to give
Speaker 1: us a call. Cootie's well done. Thank you. We didn't
Speaker 1: get it, but thank you. Call of three. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the same game as him.
Speaker 10: Good morning all. I have two.
Speaker 7: So my first name like the motorbike.
Speaker 5: Suzuki Yamaha David, Yes, yes, you got it.
Speaker 1: And surname like the coffee.
Speaker 3: No Russell Hobbes.
Speaker 1: Right. First, I'm giving you a yellow car. Yeah, yellow car.
Speaker 1: Perhaps we had yesterday between eight thirty and nine it
Speaker 1: was a crime against the show.
Speaker 3: Drink Russell Hobbs coffee in the morning and.
Speaker 1: Explains everything back up on it today. Please call the three.
Speaker 1: What's the answer? Starbuck? A name.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a superhero.
Speaker 1: Are you really Harley Starbuck y name you were born
Speaker 1: with and you chose that name all actually your parents
Speaker 1: just gave you that name. Yes, Hello, name, sir, Helen
Speaker 1: a name all right, Thank you very much. Call A four,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Good morning.
Speaker 10: Hi, here you going good name as in like Kenneth
Speaker 10: court net net.
Speaker 1: Yes, you are on fire today with this game, sir,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Just get one last one in
Speaker 1: Thank you. Caller eight, No, caller five, Caller fifty nine,
Speaker 1: click sixty six is on the line.
Speaker 4: Five five, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 10: So my first name as.
Speaker 6: In Christmas tree say father, day, tree, present, Holly, mistletoe.
Speaker 4: No our first name, No, star Reindeer, Rudolph twenty fifth, No,
Speaker 4: Donna dancer, pressure.
Speaker 1: Litenlitzen, miss Blitzen.
Speaker 5: No, no, weell no.
Speaker 1: What is the answer? Cale? Five? Eve?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Christmas Eve?
Speaker 1: You really really you've done us there. You should have
Speaker 1: done the day before Christmas twenty four hours before Christmas.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, cool, Thanks for taking part.
Speaker 10: Have a great day.
Speaker 1: All our lines are open now if you want to
Speaker 1: come and join us next Tuesday night, we're taking you to
Speaker 1: go and see the Great musical Beetlejuice.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show go On podcast.
Speaker 1: How do we celebrate this one three hundred shows with you?
Speaker 1: We take you out for dinner and off to a
Speaker 1: musical Beetlejuice.
Speaker 9: Eve listener, come along and join us for us now
Speaker 9: Big do Juiceason so so good Bee for dying just
Speaker 9: to see it.
Speaker 1: It's so great you won't want to go Beatle Juice
Speaker 1: to musical now playing at Melbourne's Regent Theata. Prepare for
Speaker 1: a night of screamingly good fun. You can put your
Speaker 1: tickets at ticker Tech. We are taking a load of
Speaker 1: you next Tuesday night. You get to see this amazing musical.
Speaker 1: Plus you give you dinner and drinks of iron and
Speaker 1: live close up magic by the one and only. No No, no,
Speaker 1: no not Jack post bet Jack Betill Jack beatle Jack,
Speaker 1: I said, if smoking him coming out with the gentleman's toilets,
Speaker 1: what a night of your life? This is going to be.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show go On podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian yourerit you take your own fireward. Many of the
Speaker 1: campers made the mistake of trying to pick up drop branches.
Speaker 1: It doesn't burn for long. I'd be begging to borrow
Speaker 1: my pre cut fireword, whilst Jack could be scrabbling around
Speaker 1: his hands and knees getting pine cones. Well, I've got
Speaker 1: a big roaring fire all right. Next Tuesday night we're
Speaker 1: taking to go and see Beatle twice to musical. Now,
Speaker 1: Beatle Jack, how are you? It's very quiet today. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard I thought come in here. I thought you'd
Speaker 1: be practicing your magic tricks during the songs.
Speaker 4: I haven't started practicing the man. I did make a
Speaker 4: note just during U.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're kidding today? Lie down, I reckon.
Speaker 5: He's trying to get out of it because he just
Speaker 5: limped in here asking if I had tiger bar.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, you remember last Thursday.
Speaker 4: No, I am a bit sore in the upper shoulder.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She done much waving that wander around.
Speaker 4: I was just doing pates something.
Speaker 1: Sure, okay, cooler, what do you want? Yeah? And he
Speaker 1: said that you spent an hour hitting in the room
Speaker 1: yesterday working on keystroke shortcuts. You need to start practicing
Speaker 1: his tricks will today. What have you done the last
Speaker 1: two days since you were hired as a magician.
Speaker 4: Well, I only found out about it Tuesday, and I
Speaker 4: haven't had a car.
Speaker 1: Remember Blaine didn't drive around tricks.
Speaker 3: In his car trying to make it disappear.
Speaker 1: Oh, that explains where the magic's terrible. Everyone. By the way,
Speaker 1: he has it a car for a couple of days,
Speaker 1: so give him around to applause. He did the best O. Okay,
Speaker 1: but magic's really hard.
Speaker 4: You got built up well, don't worry, don't worry, trust me.
Speaker 1: So you've definitely got three tricks.
Speaker 4: No, I don't have.
Speaker 1: I don't have.
Speaker 4: I had the one trick with it. I already know
Speaker 4: which is Is this your car? And then I'll add
Speaker 4: two over the next What have we done?
Speaker 1: We've built this up so much, and yesterday you spent
Speaker 1: much of the time telling the team ordering your outfit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I've now now.
Speaker 1: You've got it. You've got embody that Beetle Jack character.
Speaker 1: You don't to be fumbling around and dropping cards and
Speaker 1: mumbling when he walked the rule.
Speaker 4: I'm very excited for the outfits. I'll be in the
Speaker 4: black and white famous stripes that Bettle Juice wears. But
Speaker 4: I also have a cape and top hat like a matrician.
Speaker 1: It's a hybrid. That's Beetle Jack. My friends. All right,
Speaker 1: let's just give aways some spots to come and join
Speaker 1: us Tuesday night. Daniel, good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning.
Speaker 1: My wife and I would absolutely love a chance to
Speaker 1: come and see Beetlejuice goes with the most form and
Speaker 1: added bonus.
Speaker 7: We would also love to see Beetlejack.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a real it's some one of those
Speaker 1: bonus tracks on an album that no one really listens to.
Speaker 1: It's a bonus.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Daniel. Hearing you say the ghost with the most
Speaker 4: about beetle Tricks makes me think I need a tagline
Speaker 4: like that. Beetlejack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got one. I haven't had a car for two.
Speaker 4: Days, like the magician with a mission.
Speaker 1: Scale with that mission. Put your finger on your backside, Daniel,
Speaker 1: Sorry about this, Daniel. We'll see you tuesday night.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Caroline, good morning, Hello team everybody.
Speaker 1: Hello, team everybody.
Speaker 10: I'm looking forward to seeing Beetle Jack. I want to
Speaker 10: see the one magic trick.
Speaker 1: I'm really happy at the moment. We'll be lucky to
Speaker 1: get one magic trick out of him. There's none magic tricks,
Speaker 1: thank you. He told me he had three. There will three.
Speaker 10: Yes, I would love to come along if it's at
Speaker 10: all possible and see the very magic tricks. That would
Speaker 10: be incredible.
Speaker 1: Well the roll Star this is on behalf of Beatle
Speaker 1: Whu's some musical. Of course you're looking forward to seeing
Speaker 1: the musical as well.
Speaker 10: I love musical theater and I would be so keen
Speaker 10: to come along.
Speaker 1: Brilliant. Okay, look we'll see their next Tuesday night.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 10: Have a great day.
Speaker 1: You can't let these people down. No, no, no, don't
Speaker 1: agree with me. I'm now very alarmed.
Speaker 4: I am a magician on a mission, and by Tuesday
Speaker 4: I'll have three tricks.
Speaker 1: Well done. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: So Mother's Day this Sunday, do not forget. I think
Speaker 1: I can guess what the update is. Have you got
Speaker 1: the perfume from Mecca yet? For your wife? Gordie's mum
Speaker 1: At the risk.
Speaker 4: Is sounding like a broken record. I haven't had it.
Speaker 3: I haven't had to put everything off to the.
Speaker 4: That I've got it again. I have plenty of time,
Speaker 4: plenty of time before Mothers.
Speaker 1: Well, they start selling out over the next couple of days.
Speaker 4: Is going for a bottle of perfume? MAT's selling out.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised if there's sold one this year.
Speaker 1: But what a beautiful gift from young You know.
Speaker 4: You know what's going to hurt spending a ridiculous amount
Speaker 4: of money If I do on this perfume. Every time
Speaker 4: I smell her, I'm going to think.
Speaker 1: What a waste of what a way to see you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: She'll think of like how happy she's going to make
Speaker 1: her She loves that scent. She's never had an actual bottle.
Speaker 5: Of it, and something for herself because moms are always
Speaker 5: doing everyone else the work.
Speaker 1: She does for you.
Speaker 4: For Gordey, I totally agree she deserves And.
Speaker 1: You don't think that is worth threet me wrong.
Speaker 3: She deserves put a price on motherhood.
Speaker 4: No, you can't, and fifty is getting close.
Speaker 1: It's nothing you type man, I swore. I don't think
Speaker 1: anyone could play that. Is that in the right choice
Speaker 1: of language? And Christians.
Speaker 3: There's a new survey out today one in five in the.
Speaker 1: News Yeah, yeah, press release of the females yesterday was
Speaker 1: that in the press release news.
Speaker 3: We're their own day. That's disgusting. Come on, people's yeah.
Speaker 1: We'll should be angry to be making your own getting
Speaker 1: on the servo, what's the basics, Well, I've got you
Speaker 1: in well, vomit killing, make your own mas on all right,
Speaker 1: we're looking for mum superpowers. So mums, this might be
Speaker 1: a superpower that you have or your mum did, or
Speaker 1: you want to nominate yourself, but ideally we want kids
Speaker 1: and husbands tell us what they think their why some
Speaker 1: mum's superpowers are thirteen fifty five twenty two. Perhaps what
Speaker 1: do you reckon yours? Is?
Speaker 5: I just have this really cool quality of knowing when
Speaker 5: the love God has had a sneaky maccas or hungry lunch.
Speaker 5: And I don't have to smell his breath. I just
Speaker 5: it's the expressions by the second that comes in the front.
Speaker 1: She goes, sholl we eat now, and I I don't
Speaker 1: want to go about a maca's earlier. You've eaten already
Speaker 1: look at me, and I can't at the moment know it.
Speaker 5: I'll say to him what did you have for lunch?
Speaker 5: And he'll have this just a certain expression and all
Speaker 5: say chicken sandwich yet code for a chicken burger.
Speaker 3: Maybe every time? I know every time?
Speaker 1: Rio, what's your mum's superpower?
Speaker 8: My mum's retired now and she spends most of her
Speaker 8: days watching scandy crime noir. Oh yeah, she loves it,
Speaker 8: and now she can. She knows the twist of every
Speaker 8: single movie we watch. It's it's an insane.
Speaker 1: So she'll do the old older sister did it.
Speaker 8: When spoiler alert if you're about to watch The Accountant,
Speaker 8: spoiler alert incoming. We're watching The Accountanta, that's a brother,
Speaker 8: you straight away within like three seconds of.
Speaker 1: Like only got it when they're walking down the street.
Speaker 1: I found out when ben Affleck found out, as she
Speaker 1: knew before. Ben Affleck is his own brother. That's how good.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's such a great superpower. It took
Speaker 1: me ages to work out that's the brother. Oh, we
Speaker 1: haven't room the account but actually it came out like
Speaker 1: eight years ago. Yes, it's okay, all right, then what
Speaker 1: is your mum's superpower?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Mother's Day this weekend, So we're looking for your mum's superpowers.
Speaker 1: Hello to Jason Fletcher, Christian. My mum has a superpower, Launtrey.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you more. She can hand washing across
Speaker 1: two lines perfectly, space pegs, same colors for each item.
Speaker 1: I cannot do that. She earned everything fitted sheets, even
Speaker 1: but creases in my brother's overalls when he was an
Speaker 1: apprentice plumber. Wow did he want that? She's tiny under
Speaker 1: five feet but once one a hen Night's contest for
Speaker 1: holding the most pegs in one hand and they say
Speaker 1: there's no culture here in Australia and you'd be nice
Speaker 1: like this. Shame on the world for judging you. If
Speaker 1: laundry was an Olympic spot. My mum was a simone
Speaker 1: barser per day Jason, that's a great one for sure.
Speaker 1: My mom's skinner's multitasking and the ability to carry on
Speaker 1: separate conversations with each of me and my sisters simultaneously
Speaker 1: and always keeping calm on the chaos of the school
Speaker 1: run that comes from young Jess. Stacy, good morning, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Hello Stacey, Hi, I have.
Speaker 10: A multi generational superpower for you.
Speaker 1: Tell us more. What do you mean?
Speaker 10: Okay, So my whole I don't know why, but my
Speaker 10: whole Mom's side of the family, including myself, we are
Speaker 10: like natural gps is. If we've been to a place once,
Speaker 10: we know exactly how to get there. It doesn't matter
Speaker 10: how many years. Like I can tell you where my
Speaker 10: uncle Greg, you know, lived back in nineteen eighty. It's
Speaker 10: bloody weird, but we know how to get there. We
Speaker 10: know the address, and we know if the roads have changed.
Speaker 1: This is an incredible skill.
Speaker 10: To have and it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't being handed down in your jeans the bloodline.
Speaker 10: Well, as a kid, it was annoying because if I
Speaker 10: wanted to like be ruckous and go to my friend's house,
Speaker 10: my mom knew oh places we were.
Speaker 1: And as a kid, every day is a rocke. And
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, I still love Ruckers. If I
Speaker 1: want to go to my friend's house, calls the Ruckers,
Speaker 1: where's your rumpus? From Jason has gone and calls her Ruckers,
Speaker 1: it's going to jump on your bed for a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes. Do you know what? I almost want to
Speaker 1: challenge you and your relatives and get you in the
Speaker 1: show next week and that she put this to the test.
Speaker 1: Are you up from that?
Speaker 10: I would be out for it. But a couple of
Speaker 10: my family members have moved, moved, and a couple of
Speaker 10: passed away, so.
Speaker 1: And obviously the dead ones, they will take it as
Speaker 1: read that we're going to have to say on switch think, Doreen,
Speaker 1: are you there? How do we get to Heaven? You
Speaker 1: take a left straight past Hell?
Speaker 10: Oh look, honestly, I reckon if you did, if you
Speaker 10: had a word, you got be like go to the
Speaker 10: last stay. So go this night and you're straight on
Speaker 10: until you go to uncle for.
Speaker 4: Greg, Greg, you can represent the family.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's also annoying. Sometimes you remember, you
Speaker 10: know the family.
Speaker 1: She don't want about it, STA change your mind.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to see tonight gain So like Colin, we're
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Speaker 1: Ange today with Oki for your Nature Songs because it
Speaker 1: is a great man's birthday today, Sir David Attenbrook turned
Speaker 1: ninety nine. Incredible, what a life he has raised, so
Speaker 1: many generations of us on the Wonder of the Natural World.
Speaker 1: I feel so sad now on the last episode of
Speaker 1: all of his documentaries. It's like he's talent us on
Speaker 1: and rightly so.
Speaker 4: There's always a negative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not negative, it's negative what we've done. Oh David,
Speaker 1: don't end it on a downer. Talk about a cute otter.
Speaker 4: They hold hands, that's how he catch you, goes, We'll
Speaker 4: look at these cute dotters. Well, I only got a
Speaker 4: few days to live because you ate too many plastic.
Speaker 1: Too many plastic. Yeah, that's the thing. And Chack, who's
Speaker 1: doing improv this weekend, that's a little taste of.
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Speaker 1: You're at the rest of what could happen in that scene.
Speaker 1: I've got a pint napple my hand. All right, Robert
Speaker 1: Williams will see your actions today.
Speaker 4: If anyone wants to conspiracy this Sunday.
Speaker 1: Night anyway, happy, but they to a great man. So
Speaker 1: David Attenborough ninety nine Today on stand Actually you got
Speaker 1: Planet Earth one and two, Frozen Planet and Blue Planet.
Speaker 1: Started his career seventy one years ago. He's made over
Speaker 1: one hundred documentaries, one hundred. That is incredible. He's got
Speaker 1: thirty two university degrees.
Speaker 3: God, are you serious?
Speaker 1: He's throwing shade and all of us.
Speaker 3: That's more than rio.
Speaker 1: Thirty two university degrees. And he's the only person to
Speaker 1: have won TV awards in black and white, color, high
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Speaker 1: that great man and us doing all that more plastic
Speaker 1: nature song nature songs, I.
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Speaker 4: And remember you played a snippet of a great Australian
Speaker 4: song called Nobody Likes a Bogan by Area seven.
Speaker 1: Vaguely but for the bat. Yeah I remember, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just like it was yesterday.
Speaker 4: Nobody Likes a Bogan Villia.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Long time to get this.
Speaker 4: Improv conspiracy This Saturday night.
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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 1: All right, we are back tomorrow morning. We'll have the
Speaker 1: Naked Hour and we want to know your mum's superpower.
Speaker 1: Have a great day. Thanks for joining us, Bye
Speaker 2: Bye, Christian Connell Show Podcast