WEBVTT - The best of THE PICKUP - 14th May 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:04.880 A Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:08.560 throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:11.720 We pay our respect to their elders past and present 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:14.920 and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.520 islander people's today. This episode is recorded on Gadiger Land 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:23.159 of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and welcome back to 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:26.200 another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:29.560 I'm me and this is our radio show. And it 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:32.840 was truly the funniest week I think we've ever had. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:34.840 I was such a wild week. 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:37.479 I took my top off late on the floor, crying, 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:38.440 laughing so hard. 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:40.879 Brit sprayed herself in the face with a can of 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:41.640 bottled water. 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.199 Yeah, well, when your face cracks open because it's so 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:47.159 droned bleeding from pre skin cancer treatment, then you come 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:47.720 and talk to me. 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:51.560 Yeah, don't throw those things around and make us feel 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:52.320 that we're bad people. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:52.879 It wasn't that. 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:55.160 It was that we were in the middle of recording 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:58.200 the radio show and britt halfway through she's speaking, and 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:01.080 as she's speaking, she starts to herself, but she missed 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:02.880 herself so much she looked like she shoved her face 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:03.560 in Bondo Beach. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:05.680 It's actually the sign of a true professional to be 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:07.399 able to missed with your eyes closed in the middle 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:08.320 of a live Ready show. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:09.840 That's exactly what I look like when I get all 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:11.200 the groceries out of the bood of my car and 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:12.920 try to take it all in in one go, and 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:14.600 then I've got like just beads of sweat on my 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:16.199 face before how you. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:18.920 Guys used it? After I did it? Admit it? 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:20.959 It feels oh yeah good, Yeah, yeah, it was great. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:22.480 I feel very hydrated and luscious. 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:26.320 Now can I say this week on this show, I mean, 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.679 we covered so much, but one thing that you both 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.440 of you organized for me for Mother's Day was a 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:36.160 very special little recording from Matt and for my girls. 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.679 And I love you guys so much. Thank you so 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:40.600 much for doing that. And what he said was just 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.640 so beautiful and so emotional. It's in the show, you 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.200 guys will hear it. I cried, everyone cried. It was 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:46.000 really special motive. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:47.840 I wish I could share the text that Maddie was 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:51.160 sending me. Is this enough tears? I'm so emotional. I 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:52.680 don't know why I'm so emotional. 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:54.320 Like he recorded a little Mother's Day message and then he. 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:55.840 Cried, it's really cute. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:57.520 It's important to sit in those moments because you do 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.600 get really busy and run around like a mania. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:00.800 Can you figure the little stuff? 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.800 But like just I just really want you to appreciate it. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.200 It took us how long, drackon fifty five minutes to 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.200 catch the kids in the backyard we're wrangling. 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:09.440 I had to go to the pool and get the 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.000 pool net and just and then it didn't even fit. 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:12.920 It was hard to get by the feet. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:14.239 We had to an extra ye pull net for a 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:15.959 little potato hair, little. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:19.400 Melons everywhere on it. Three pairs of Mondays. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:23.120 But we had a big announcement this week from you 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:23.600 as well. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.399 I mean, I feel like everyone's gonna know by now. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.560 I would do one more time, make it extra dramas. 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.520 Okay, well, I haven't had the chance to announce them 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.880 on the podcast yet. It was on social media. But 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:34.320 if you didn't hear. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.560 I'm doing answer with the Stars. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.440 And the reason why this week's episode is so exciting 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.000 as well as because we've got Sony Krueger on to 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.080 try and give me some hot tips because I'm truly 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:47.600 the world's worst answer. 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:49.120 And Maddie came on to give you tips, which is 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:50.120 odd because he didn't even win. 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:51.639 Yeah, he's not even a good dancer either. It just 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:52.520 shows how bad I am. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:53.720 No, but he did say his. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:54.560 What did he say? 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.919 I was almost a finalist, a semi finalist, almost a 0:02:57.960 --> 0:02:58.760 semi finalist. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.880 Yeah, it didn't go well for you, It was better 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:01.120 for me. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:03.680 He came on and he opened up you. He just 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.520 wanted to get late. That's why he came on the show. 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.880 He gave you tens. Actually, Yeah, to be fair, I 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:09.000 did have sex with him that night. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:12.040 Wow works, Ye crazy, I. 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:13.639 Haven't you know? I have an affirmation king, tell me 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:15.000 I'm doing it well, and then I'll have sex with you. 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:18.280 We have a bunch of other really crazy stories about 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:20.560 hotel men and just sucking toes, people getting lost in 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:20.959 the bush. 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.960 It's a pretty wooly and wild podcast week. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.480 Yeah. Plus the body part of mine that I've been 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.680 missing for twenty seven years but I found in my 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.680 childhood garage in a shoe ba. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:36.320 Which it could possibly be my favorite story of adult. 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:39.800 And my favorite I mean monumentally fucking weird. Yeah, it's 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:40.600 so weird. 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:42.760 My body part is in my mom's house. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.800 All right, how do you lose You have to listen, 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:46.920 how do you lose body parts? 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:50.480 So there's a bigger back and something else. All that 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:52.400 and so much more coming up on the show. It's 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.560 bigger than a finger in your dreams. 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.720 It's Mother's Day on the weekend, which is a very 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.440 special day, and all mother's out there should be so elebrated. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:02.160 We do have a mother in the room. 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:03.320 Who are you talking about? 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.320 Well, my eggs are and ice, so it's not me. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.400 I'm going to have to adopt you. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:11.400 Do mother, Delilah? And Mitch you mother that succulent planet home. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:13.040 So we are all doing right. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.240 Laura, you are a mom, so we wanted to surprise you. 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.200 So Mitch and I organize a little some something come 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:19.760 in your way. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.600 Yeah, we know how much you've done. You adore your 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:25.200 two daughters, Marley May and Lola. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:26.479 Or I call it Lola Derby. 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:28.480 Did you organize me breakfast in bed tomorrow? 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:29.040 No? 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:30.440 Do you want us to be in your bed? 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:30.960 Please? 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.359 The two of you bring me breakfast in bed on Sunday. 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.640 Okay, we can get that done. I think you'll be 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.960 happy with this because you know we love you so much, 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:42.200 and you know your kids love you, but it's nice 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:45.279 to hear it straight from their mouth. So welcome to 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:47.400 the pickup Lola and. 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:52.800 Marley May and Mommy, you're my best friend cause you 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:57.400 would take a meal time and I'm sure of course 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:01.760 I order time. You're the best money in the world. 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:05.080 And I love you more than and is he even 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:12.279 more than both and family together? Big up. I'm thank 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:15.960 you for working so hard. I love your dear Mommy 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:22.880 Birthday for Molly, I love your mommy him mom day. 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:27.719 Is that if that's not going to break your heart 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.880 or I did not know. Also it's just Molly might 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.680 go a little bit British then a British accent. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:34.599 It was so cute. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:35.280 It makes me. 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:38.680 It makes me feel really sad because yesterday I was 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.760 going to own. Yesterday I was going to work and 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.840 Molly was crying because she didn't want me to go, 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:46.880 and she was like, mom, we don't go to work today. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:48.760 And sometimes, you know, when you've got to try and 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.560 juggle being a mum and doing all the other things 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.640 as well, you've got to make sacrifices. And some days 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:55.880 it's really hard yesterday. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:56.520 It was one of them. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.159 Yeah, the mom guilty. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.480 Yeah, it's cute that she said. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:06.600 Thanks for working so hard. That's nice because it's also nice. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.040 That she's Yeah, she wants a toy. 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.560 She knows that for her to get the good stuff, 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.360 you've got to go to but she also knows what 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:16.279 it's all for. Yeah, it was really sweet. 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:16.760 And also. 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:22.159 We can give Lola a pas. She's only two years old. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:23.240 The kids doing pretty damn. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.240 Her word economy was was very good for. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.000 Happy Mother's j Mom. That's all I expect. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.480 It was very good. You've got two kids, but there 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.320 is one more person at home who I'm sure you're 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:33.520 tickling in a very different way. 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:34.760 There's a three legged dog as well. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:36.360 There is a three leg dog. Yeah, we tried to 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:39.799 get to get all the h buster. But your beautiful husband, 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:42.400 Maddie Ja you didn't know we were doing this, wants 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:44.040 to send you a Mother's Day message as well. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:47.839 So he's Maddie Laura, it's your husband here. I'm wishing 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.840 you a very happy Mother's Day. I always knew you 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:52.240 were going to be a good mom. It was never 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:57.520 something that I questioned. I think what I underestimated is 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.200 just how much of an exceptional mum you'd be. I 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:03.360 should have known, right, because everything you do you absolutely 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:06.680 excel at. You are such an overachiever, and being a 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:08.280 mom is at the top of that list. I can 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.480 honestly say that the only reason I'm the parent that 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:15.040 I've become is because of you. I watch how patient 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.600 you are, how nurturing you are, how you are, and 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:22.000 just how much you love our girls. I mean, really, 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:23.440 I'm still my best to keep up with you. 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:24.200 I'm sorry. 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.760 You always say how lucky we are to have our 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.760 little family, but the person we need to thank is you. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.360 You're the reason why we're so lucky. Lucky to have 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:38.120 you as my wife, and Marley, I'm lucky to have 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:41.160 you as a best friend, the mentor, the cheerleader, and 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:41.720 their mum. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:43.720 I love you more than. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:48.920 I love you more than possible. 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.160 Happy Mother's Day, and I think there's a dry eye. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:57.080 That's beautiful, so cute. I did go to his head. 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.400 I wasn't expect you to cry on my Friday afternoon. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:01.800 It well, we've lost Laura. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:05.360 For a Yeah, he loves you. You are a brilliant mother. 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:06.240 You are. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.240 I mean, I don't know how I got that lucky. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.720 I think he gives me a few a few props 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:11.320 I don't deserve. 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:11.800 Sometimes. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.800 Oh my gosh, guys, you're not meant to make me 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:16.480 cry on radio. That's not nice. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.720 It's still an awkward silence. I really sit in it, 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:19.679 sitting in the tears. 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.720 I'm sitting in my tears. That was really beautiful. Thank 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.120 you so much for doing that for me. Yeah, I'm 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:25.680 so grateful. 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.800 We're still going to get a shitty mug from your girls, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.280 and yeah, yeah, a bar of soap you'll never use. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.600 And I really hope that Molly makes me some potion 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.559 out of sticks and raspberries and smashed up berries and 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.240 leaves from the garden, tells me to drink it. 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:39.400 It'll make a beautiful Sunday morning. 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.800 Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there and 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.200 to anybody who's out there and you know finds Mother's 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.520 Day more of a challenging day because maybe you've lost 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.360 your mom or you know you're on your own fertility 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:53.880 or journey towards motherhood. We were wishing you a very 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:55.079 beautiful and happy Mother's Day. 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:56.880 Yeah all I love. Have a good one everyone. 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:00.840 A little fitter of the mind ladies taking into a hotel. 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:04.199 You've got two suitcases rolling in behind you. You're in 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:06.480 the foyer, you have a great interaction with the bell boy. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.959 You go, it's a great it's gonna be a lovely holiday. 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:10.920 You jet up to your room. You go to your room, 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.719 you swipe your key card, you unpack your bag, you 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:15.439 go to bed after a long day of traveling. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:16.679 Okay, I'm there. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.800 Yeah, something we can all relate to sure sicily, wherever 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:23.240 you want it to be, Rome, Portugal. Imagine waking up 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.200 in the middle of the night and having your toes 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:28.880 being suckled on by that bell boy that you had 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:30.160 an interaction with at the front door. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.360 What is this a real thing? 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:35.480 This is a real story that happened in Tennessee. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:36.360 The bell boy. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:38.720 The bellboys into a room. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:39.680 And suckled a toe. 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:44.599 Well it's just one toe, No, it's I'm picturing it 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:45.760 being the big toe. I don't know about you. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:47.880 Got the dark was like the middle of the night, 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:50.200 and he woke up in the darkness to someone sucking his. 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.199 Toe middle of the night. I should actually clarify it 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:55.480 was bell man fifty two year old David Neil. He's 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.120 the manager at the fourth Avenue South Hilton in Nashville 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:01.719 allegedly crept into a a male guests room while he 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.640 was sleeping about a month ago and got intimate with 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.199 his feast. So what happened at his feet? So what 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.960 happened was Neil made a copy of the key card 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:11.960 when he checked in, obviously thought this guy is cute. 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:14.480 I'm going to creep in later tonight, buzzed himself in 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.600 and while the guest was sleeping, crept at the end 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.719 of the bed like he was about to pray, and 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.480 he pulled the douvet over the guest toes, and he 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:24.199 went to town on those little people. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.760 He lapped on like a little calf to its mama cow. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.160 Okay, this sounds like something out of White Lotus. It 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:31.920 sounds like it would have happened on White Lotus. 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:32.880 Yep, that's exactly right. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.000 Anyone's seen that series. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.240 How many times has he crept into some's room and 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.480 just like looked stood over them and watched them sleep 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:38.959 or something like? 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:40.320 This is obviously escalated. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.320 Listen, you don't suck your first toe straight out straight 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:46.719 out of the hotel room. No, you're so righte brit 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.719 that's a good point, work up. Yeah, you got to 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:52.920 suck some other toes before you go to guests. 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.240 You know, okay, way, way, way apart from the foot fetish. 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.760 What happened though, Okay, you didn't get into trouble or 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:58.760 did they come out? 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.360 Yeah? You worry. The guest told police he woke up 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.959 to Neil's mouth around his toes so plural multiple toes, 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:09.080 and immediately confronted him. You know, hope, sir, what are 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.880 you doing on my toe? Thanks for the ice bucket 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:13.720 that I ordered my club sandwich, but can you stop 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:14.679 sucking my does? 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.600 I also liked that it says that he immediately confronted him. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.480 It's not something that you can delay. Well, you wait 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.480 until he's finished, and then you write a letter as 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:24.000 like a you know, a just gruntled a patron, just to. 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:25.160 Revisit what happened last night. 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.240 And at what point do you were going to yelp 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.000 and give him a bad review as your toes being 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.640 sucked or when you're on the immediately Yeah, I. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.000 Think keeped him in the face. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:33.920 I would have panicked. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.360 Okay, So he recognized Neil as one of the hotel 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.360 employees who came into his room that day to fix 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:41.400 his TV, so he went, I've seen you before you 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.800 fixed my Netflix. Neil admitted to police that he'd entered 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.520 the room, but claimed he did so because he smelt 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.640 smoke and wanted to make sure the guest was okay 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:54.599 with his tongue. How was he trying to put it? 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:54.800 Day? 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.840 He's like, I'm come to the rescue. 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.559 Everything seemed to be safe here now the room. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.120 Key was ever recovered. The police said that Neil told 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.679 the investigators that he had thrown the key away, clearly 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.120 burning the evidence. He was arrested at his home on 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:11.120 Friday and charged with a aggravated burglary. He's jailed and 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.000 on a twenty seven thousand dollar boond. 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.719 I love that the update was the room key was 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:16.520 never discovered. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.880 This wild and makes me never want to stay at 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:20.440 a hotel again. 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.839 My question is do the police have to photograph the 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.200 toes post suck like. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:31.079 Evidence, like to a Salima swamp all like ncis? You 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.760 know my sister was a bellboy for a while. I 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:34.600 shouldn't ask her if anything went down, if she ever 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:35.160 sucked a toe? 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:36.480 Did she suck? 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.720 Laura Burn made her massive announcement, Laura the. 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.520 Rash cleared up, the rash is gone, and I'm doing 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:45.680 Dancing with the Stars. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.240 But we're so excited for you, we're all a bit nervous. 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:53.200 So producer flips. I'm being told who produces this show 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:58.360 has organized a Dancing with the Stars legend this gag ip. Yeah, 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.760 they went to Dancing with the Stars all they made 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:01.880 it to the semifinals. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:02.839 Oh that must be good. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:05.359 I mean you know that I need all them. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.400 Will you happily take some advice now from someone that 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.839 has done the show before? You, like happily, like no 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.120 questions asked, whatever they say you're going to take on. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.440 I will do pretty much anything right now if it's 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:17.480 going to make me a better dancer. 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:20.000 Okay, please, welcome to the show. I don't even know 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:26.280 who this is Mystery Dancing with the Star Superstar. Hello, Hello, Hello, 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:27.360 are we hello? 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.599 It's me Maddie j I mull stop at you. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:37.200 It sounds so weird. I was like, go away, top McKinney. 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.199 When you said i'd take any advice from anyone, I'm 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.000 very stubborn. I rarely take it from my husband. 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:42.800 You know what, I was down hoping it was going 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.480 to be Maddie Ja, because then now I don't know 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.280 if you just heard that, Matt, but you can ask 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.240 Laura whatever, and she agreed to do anything. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:50.679 Sorry, it almost won the competition. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.120 We didn't almost win. How far did you get? 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.800 Or like I almost made it into the final? Almost? 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:02.280 Chappelle Corby that's all that matters, to be fair. 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:04.719 I watch Chappelle's Corby's her dance that year. She was 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.120 pretty good. She did the Vnes waltz and I was 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.240 quite into. Had a lot of time to practice, Matt. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.679 You Matt, so tell us what is your advice for 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.080 your wife? Because you've been watching a rehearse at home. 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:16.360 How's she been going? 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:22.040 Look, there's no real secret here. It's hard work, it's dedication. 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:23.520 You're got to put in the hours. You've got to 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:27.240 stay really focused. And something that I did which really 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.920 helped me, is you get a little bit of wax, 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.040 just a little bit, not too much, and you rub 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:37.280 it on everyone else's shoes just a little bit before 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:40.120 they go out, and it just helps that little bit more. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.520 Yeah, it really gives you a bit more confidence, don't it. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.360 Your advice for Laurie, you're basically saying, I don't think 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:45.960 I can help us. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.000 So we're going to kill the competition cheat. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:53.840 Well, yeah, look, cheating is not cheating. I guess it's 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:57.320 just any little advantage that you can give yourself over 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.640 the other others. I think you have to take that. 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:03.920 And law is a mom, she's working hours. I mean, honestly, 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:06.920 how much will you get to dance? Like one night 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:08.720 a week? It's not enough? You need more. 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.320 I mean you have been seeing me dance, You've kind 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:12.160 of seen the progress. 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.160 That's probably the only one who actually has real full 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.520 intel into what I've been doing the last few weeks. 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:21.400 And how do you think I'm going? What would you 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:22.360 want to sew her now? 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:23.280 In a scorecard? 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:28.560 Guys, we're a lot of trouble say that. I'm trying 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:32.560 to be supportive and it's it's like it's a good 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.400 starting point. Is it enough to win? Is it enough 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:37.080 to be as good as Maddy j? We're not sure. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:40.800 She does her like worry dance in the studio and 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.640 Brittain and it's almost I you've ever seen someone that 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.600 shouldn't eat a peanut eat a peanut. It's almost like 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:49.160 her body's in full sort of anal access and there's 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:52.359 not much rhythm to it or are you you're doing rehearsals, 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:53.120 what's the schedule? 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:53.240 Like? 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.920 Yeah, I've been pretty much. Every time I'm not here, 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:59.280 I'm there, I'm training. I'm training a lot of the moment. 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:01.840 But Matt, I know that one of the conversations we 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.640 had recently, which he tried to reassure me but didn't 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.520 do it in a very convincing way, is you were 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:09.920 trying to reassure me that I could be sexy, and 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:10.720 I know I'm not. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.240 How sexy do I look when I'm doing? Well, I'm 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:16.360 doing the church one of them, and that's like quite 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.920 a sexy dance. How sexy am I? 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:24.720 Honestly imagine a big eel, like a human human sized 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:29.120 eel that has sprung out limbs, which is covered in sequence, 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:32.800