Speaker 1: A Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country
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Speaker 1: We pay our respect to their elders past and present
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait
Speaker 1: islander people's today. This episode is recorded on Gadiger Land
Speaker 1: of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and welcome back to
Speaker 1: another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and
Speaker 1: I'm me and this is our radio show. And it
Speaker 1: was truly the funniest week I think we've ever had.
Speaker 2: I was such a wild week.
Speaker 3: I took my top off late on the floor, crying,
Speaker 3: laughing so hard.
Speaker 4: Brit sprayed herself in the face with a can of
Speaker 4: bottled water.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, when your face cracks open because it's so
Speaker 5: droned bleeding from pre skin cancer treatment, then you come
Speaker 5: and talk to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't throw those things around and make us feel
Speaker 3: that we're bad people.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that.
Speaker 3: It was that we were in the middle of recording
Speaker 3: the radio show and britt halfway through she's speaking, and
Speaker 3: as she's speaking, she starts to herself, but she missed
Speaker 3: herself so much she looked like she shoved her face
Speaker 3: in Bondo Beach.
Speaker 5: It's actually the sign of a true professional to be
Speaker 5: able to missed with your eyes closed in the middle
Speaker 5: of a live Ready show.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I look like when I get all
Speaker 4: the groceries out of the bood of my car and
Speaker 4: try to take it all in in one go, and
Speaker 4: then I've got like just beads of sweat on my
Speaker 4: face before how you.
Speaker 2: Guys used it? After I did it? Admit it?
Speaker 6: It feels oh yeah good, Yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2: I feel very hydrated and luscious.
Speaker 3: Now can I say this week on this show, I mean,
Speaker 3: we covered so much, but one thing that you both
Speaker 3: of you organized for me for Mother's Day was a
Speaker 3: very special little recording from Matt and for my girls.
Speaker 3: And I love you guys so much. Thank you so
Speaker 3: much for doing that. And what he said was just
Speaker 3: so beautiful and so emotional. It's in the show, you
Speaker 3: guys will hear it. I cried, everyone cried. It was
Speaker 3: really special motive.
Speaker 4: I wish I could share the text that Maddie was
Speaker 4: sending me. Is this enough tears? I'm so emotional. I
Speaker 4: don't know why I'm so emotional.
Speaker 2: Like he recorded a little Mother's Day message and then he.
Speaker 6: Cried, it's really cute.
Speaker 5: It's important to sit in those moments because you do
Speaker 5: get really busy and run around like a mania.
Speaker 6: Can you figure the little stuff?
Speaker 5: But like just I just really want you to appreciate it.
Speaker 5: It took us how long, drackon fifty five minutes to
Speaker 5: catch the kids in the backyard we're wrangling.
Speaker 4: I had to go to the pool and get the
Speaker 4: pool net and just and then it didn't even fit.
Speaker 4: It was hard to get by the feet.
Speaker 6: We had to an extra ye pull net for a
Speaker 6: little potato hair, little.
Speaker 4: Melons everywhere on it. Three pairs of Mondays.
Speaker 6: But we had a big announcement this week from you
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like everyone's gonna know by now.
Speaker 4: I would do one more time, make it extra dramas.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I haven't had the chance to announce them
Speaker 3: on the podcast yet. It was on social media. But
Speaker 3: if you didn't hear.
Speaker 2: I'm doing answer with the Stars.
Speaker 3: And the reason why this week's episode is so exciting
Speaker 3: as well as because we've got Sony Krueger on to
Speaker 3: try and give me some hot tips because I'm truly
Speaker 3: the world's worst answer.
Speaker 4: And Maddie came on to give you tips, which is
Speaker 4: odd because he didn't even win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not even a good dancer either. It just
Speaker 2: shows how bad I am.
Speaker 6: No, but he did say his.
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 5: I was almost a finalist, a semi finalist, almost a
Speaker 5: semi finalist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't go well for you, It was better
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 4: He came on and he opened up you. He just
Speaker 4: wanted to get late. That's why he came on the show.
Speaker 2: He gave you tens. Actually, Yeah, to be fair, I
Speaker 2: did have sex with him that night.
Speaker 4: Wow works, Ye crazy, I.
Speaker 2: Haven't you know? I have an affirmation king, tell me
Speaker 2: I'm doing it well, and then I'll have sex with you.
Speaker 5: We have a bunch of other really crazy stories about
Speaker 5: hotel men and just sucking toes, people getting lost in
Speaker 5: the bush.
Speaker 6: It's a pretty wooly and wild podcast week.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Plus the body part of mine that I've been
Speaker 4: missing for twenty seven years but I found in my
Speaker 4: childhood garage in a shoe ba.
Speaker 6: Which it could possibly be my favorite story of adult.
Speaker 2: And my favorite I mean monumentally fucking weird. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: so weird.
Speaker 4: My body part is in my mom's house.
Speaker 6: All right, how do you lose You have to listen,
Speaker 6: how do you lose body parts?
Speaker 2: So there's a bigger back and something else. All that
Speaker 2: and so much more coming up on the show. It's
Speaker 2: bigger than a finger in your dreams.
Speaker 5: It's Mother's Day on the weekend, which is a very
Speaker 5: special day, and all mother's out there should be so elebrated.
Speaker 6: We do have a mother in the room.
Speaker 2: Who are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Well, my eggs are and ice, so it's not me.
Speaker 4: I'm going to have to adopt you.
Speaker 3: Do mother, Delilah? And Mitch you mother that succulent planet home.
Speaker 2: So we are all doing right.
Speaker 6: Laura, you are a mom, so we wanted to surprise you.
Speaker 5: So Mitch and I organize a little some something come
Speaker 5: in your way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know how much you've done. You adore your
Speaker 4: two daughters, Marley May and Lola.
Speaker 6: Or I call it Lola Derby.
Speaker 2: Did you organize me breakfast in bed tomorrow?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: Do you want us to be in your bed?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 2: The two of you bring me breakfast in bed on Sunday.
Speaker 4: Okay, we can get that done. I think you'll be
Speaker 4: happy with this because you know we love you so much,
Speaker 4: and you know your kids love you, but it's nice
Speaker 4: to hear it straight from their mouth. So welcome to
Speaker 4: the pickup Lola and.
Speaker 8: Marley May and Mommy, you're my best friend cause you
Speaker 8: would take a meal time and I'm sure of course
Speaker 8: I order time. You're the best money in the world.
Speaker 8: And I love you more than and is he even
Speaker 8: more than both and family together? Big up. I'm thank
Speaker 8: you for working so hard. I love your dear Mommy
Speaker 8: Birthday for Molly, I love your mommy him mom day.
Speaker 6: Is that if that's not going to break your heart
Speaker 6: or I did not know. Also it's just Molly might
Speaker 6: go a little bit British then a British accent.
Speaker 9: It was so cute.
Speaker 2: It makes me.
Speaker 3: It makes me feel really sad because yesterday I was
Speaker 3: going to own. Yesterday I was going to work and
Speaker 3: Molly was crying because she didn't want me to go,
Speaker 3: and she was like, mom, we don't go to work today.
Speaker 3: And sometimes, you know, when you've got to try and
Speaker 3: juggle being a mum and doing all the other things
Speaker 3: as well, you've got to make sacrifices. And some days
Speaker 3: it's really hard yesterday.
Speaker 2: It was one of them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the mom guilty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cute that she said.
Speaker 6: Thanks for working so hard. That's nice because it's also nice.
Speaker 2: That she's Yeah, she wants a toy.
Speaker 6: She knows that for her to get the good stuff,
Speaker 6: you've got to go to but she also knows what
Speaker 6: it's all for. Yeah, it was really sweet.
Speaker 4: And also.
Speaker 2: We can give Lola a pas. She's only two years old.
Speaker 2: The kids doing pretty damn.
Speaker 4: Her word economy was was very good for.
Speaker 2: Happy Mother's j Mom. That's all I expect.
Speaker 4: It was very good. You've got two kids, but there
Speaker 4: is one more person at home who I'm sure you're
Speaker 4: tickling in a very different way.
Speaker 2: There's a three legged dog as well.
Speaker 4: There is a three leg dog. Yeah, we tried to
Speaker 4: get to get all the h buster. But your beautiful husband,
Speaker 4: Maddie Ja you didn't know we were doing this, wants
Speaker 4: to send you a Mother's Day message as well.
Speaker 10: So he's Maddie Laura, it's your husband here. I'm wishing
Speaker 10: you a very happy Mother's Day. I always knew you
Speaker 10: were going to be a good mom. It was never
Speaker 10: something that I questioned. I think what I underestimated is
Speaker 10: just how much of an exceptional mum you'd be. I
Speaker 10: should have known, right, because everything you do you absolutely
Speaker 10: excel at. You are such an overachiever, and being a
Speaker 10: mom is at the top of that list. I can
Speaker 10: honestly say that the only reason I'm the parent that
Speaker 10: I've become is because of you. I watch how patient
Speaker 10: you are, how nurturing you are, how you are, and
Speaker 10: just how much you love our girls. I mean, really,
Speaker 10: I'm still my best to keep up with you.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: You always say how lucky we are to have our
Speaker 10: little family, but the person we need to thank is you.
Speaker 10: You're the reason why we're so lucky. Lucky to have
Speaker 10: you as my wife, and Marley, I'm lucky to have
Speaker 10: you as a best friend, the mentor, the cheerleader, and
Speaker 10: their mum.
Speaker 7: I love you more than.
Speaker 2: I love you more than possible.
Speaker 4: Happy Mother's Day, and I think there's a dry eye.
Speaker 4: That's beautiful, so cute. I did go to his head.
Speaker 2: I wasn't expect you to cry on my Friday afternoon.
Speaker 6: It well, we've lost Laura.
Speaker 4: For a Yeah, he loves you. You are a brilliant mother.
Speaker 7: You are.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know how I got that lucky.
Speaker 3: I think he gives me a few a few props
Speaker 3: I don't deserve.
Speaker 7: Sometimes.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, guys, you're not meant to make me
Speaker 2: cry on radio. That's not nice.
Speaker 6: It's still an awkward silence. I really sit in it,
Speaker 6: sitting in the tears.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting in my tears. That was really beautiful. Thank
Speaker 3: you so much for doing that for me. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: so grateful.
Speaker 4: We're still going to get a shitty mug from your girls,
Speaker 4: and yeah, yeah, a bar of soap you'll never use.
Speaker 3: And I really hope that Molly makes me some potion
Speaker 3: out of sticks and raspberries and smashed up berries and
Speaker 3: leaves from the garden, tells me to drink it.
Speaker 2: It'll make a beautiful Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there and
Speaker 3: to anybody who's out there and you know finds Mother's
Speaker 3: Day more of a challenging day because maybe you've lost
Speaker 3: your mom or you know you're on your own fertility
Speaker 3: or journey towards motherhood. We were wishing you a very
Speaker 3: beautiful and happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 6: Yeah all I love. Have a good one everyone.
Speaker 4: A little fitter of the mind ladies taking into a hotel.
Speaker 4: You've got two suitcases rolling in behind you. You're in
Speaker 4: the foyer, you have a great interaction with the bell boy.
Speaker 4: You go, it's a great it's gonna be a lovely holiday.
Speaker 4: You jet up to your room. You go to your room,
Speaker 4: you swipe your key card, you unpack your bag, you
Speaker 4: go to bed after a long day of traveling.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something we can all relate to sure sicily, wherever
Speaker 4: you want it to be, Rome, Portugal. Imagine waking up
Speaker 4: in the middle of the night and having your toes
Speaker 4: being suckled on by that bell boy that you had
Speaker 4: an interaction with at the front door.
Speaker 6: What is this a real thing?
Speaker 4: This is a real story that happened in Tennessee.
Speaker 6: The bell boy.
Speaker 4: The bellboys into a room.
Speaker 6: And suckled a toe.
Speaker 4: Well it's just one toe, No, it's I'm picturing it
Speaker 4: being the big toe. I don't know about you.
Speaker 3: Got the dark was like the middle of the night,
Speaker 3: and he woke up in the darkness to someone sucking his.
Speaker 4: Toe middle of the night. I should actually clarify it
Speaker 4: was bell man fifty two year old David Neil. He's
Speaker 4: the manager at the fourth Avenue South Hilton in Nashville
Speaker 4: allegedly crept into a a male guests room while he
Speaker 4: was sleeping about a month ago and got intimate with
Speaker 4: his feast. So what happened at his feet? So what
Speaker 4: happened was Neil made a copy of the key card
Speaker 4: when he checked in, obviously thought this guy is cute.
Speaker 4: I'm going to creep in later tonight, buzzed himself in
Speaker 4: and while the guest was sleeping, crept at the end
Speaker 4: of the bed like he was about to pray, and
Speaker 4: he pulled the douvet over the guest toes, and he
Speaker 4: went to town on those little people.
Speaker 6: He lapped on like a little calf to its mama cow.
Speaker 3: Okay, this sounds like something out of White Lotus. It
Speaker 3: sounds like it would have happened on White Lotus.
Speaker 4: Yep, that's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Anyone's seen that series.
Speaker 5: How many times has he crept into some's room and
Speaker 5: just like looked stood over them and watched them sleep
Speaker 5: or something like?
Speaker 6: This is obviously escalated.
Speaker 4: Listen, you don't suck your first toe straight out straight
Speaker 4: out of the hotel room. No, you're so righte brit
Speaker 4: that's a good point, work up. Yeah, you got to
Speaker 4: suck some other toes before you go to guests.
Speaker 3: You know, okay, way, way, way apart from the foot fetish.
Speaker 3: What happened though, Okay, you didn't get into trouble or
Speaker 3: did they come out?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You worry. The guest told police he woke up
Speaker 4: to Neil's mouth around his toes so plural multiple toes,
Speaker 4: and immediately confronted him. You know, hope, sir, what are
Speaker 4: you doing on my toe? Thanks for the ice bucket
Speaker 4: that I ordered my club sandwich, but can you stop
Speaker 4: sucking my does?
Speaker 3: I also liked that it says that he immediately confronted him.
Speaker 3: It's not something that you can delay. Well, you wait
Speaker 3: until he's finished, and then you write a letter as
Speaker 3: like a you know, a just gruntled a patron, just to.
Speaker 6: Revisit what happened last night.
Speaker 4: And at what point do you were going to yelp
Speaker 4: and give him a bad review as your toes being
Speaker 4: sucked or when you're on the immediately Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think keeped him in the face.
Speaker 6: I would have panicked.
Speaker 4: Okay, So he recognized Neil as one of the hotel
Speaker 4: employees who came into his room that day to fix
Speaker 4: his TV, so he went, I've seen you before you
Speaker 4: fixed my Netflix. Neil admitted to police that he'd entered
Speaker 4: the room, but claimed he did so because he smelt
Speaker 4: smoke and wanted to make sure the guest was okay
Speaker 4: with his tongue. How was he trying to put it?
Speaker 9: Day?
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm come to the rescue.
Speaker 6: Everything seemed to be safe here now the room.
Speaker 4: Key was ever recovered. The police said that Neil told
Speaker 4: the investigators that he had thrown the key away, clearly
Speaker 4: burning the evidence. He was arrested at his home on
Speaker 4: Friday and charged with a aggravated burglary. He's jailed and
Speaker 4: on a twenty seven thousand dollar boond.
Speaker 6: I love that the update was the room key was
Speaker 6: never discovered.
Speaker 2: This wild and makes me never want to stay at
Speaker 2: a hotel again.
Speaker 4: My question is do the police have to photograph the
Speaker 4: toes post suck like.
Speaker 6: Evidence, like to a Salima swamp all like ncis? You
Speaker 6: know my sister was a bellboy for a while. I
Speaker 6: shouldn't ask her if anything went down, if she ever
Speaker 6: sucked a toe?
Speaker 11: Did she suck?
Speaker 4: Laura Burn made her massive announcement, Laura the.
Speaker 6: Rash cleared up, the rash is gone, and I'm doing
Speaker 6: Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 4: But we're so excited for you, we're all a bit nervous.
Speaker 4: So producer flips. I'm being told who produces this show
Speaker 4: has organized a Dancing with the Stars legend this gag ip. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they went to Dancing with the Stars all they made
Speaker 4: it to the semifinals.
Speaker 6: Oh that must be good.
Speaker 2: I mean you know that I need all them.
Speaker 5: Will you happily take some advice now from someone that
Speaker 5: has done the show before? You, like happily, like no
Speaker 5: questions asked, whatever they say you're going to take on.
Speaker 2: I will do pretty much anything right now if it's
Speaker 2: going to make me a better dancer.
Speaker 4: Okay, please, welcome to the show. I don't even know
Speaker 4: who this is Mystery Dancing with the Star Superstar. Hello, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 4: are we hello?
Speaker 7: It's me Maddie j I mull stop at you.
Speaker 4: It sounds so weird. I was like, go away, top McKinney.
Speaker 3: When you said i'd take any advice from anyone, I'm
Speaker 3: very stubborn. I rarely take it from my husband.
Speaker 5: You know what, I was down hoping it was going
Speaker 5: to be Maddie Ja, because then now I don't know
Speaker 5: if you just heard that, Matt, but you can ask
Speaker 5: Laura whatever, and she agreed to do anything.
Speaker 7: Sorry, it almost won the competition.
Speaker 2: We didn't almost win. How far did you get?
Speaker 7: Or like I almost made it into the final? Almost?
Speaker 7: Chappelle Corby that's all that matters, to be fair.
Speaker 3: I watch Chappelle's Corby's her dance that year. She was
Speaker 3: pretty good. She did the Vnes waltz and I was
Speaker 3: quite into. Had a lot of time to practice, Matt.
Speaker 3: You Matt, so tell us what is your advice for
Speaker 3: your wife? Because you've been watching a rehearse at home.
Speaker 3: How's she been going?
Speaker 7: Look, there's no real secret here. It's hard work, it's dedication.
Speaker 7: You're got to put in the hours. You've got to
Speaker 7: stay really focused. And something that I did which really
Speaker 7: helped me, is you get a little bit of wax,
Speaker 7: just a little bit, not too much, and you rub
Speaker 7: it on everyone else's shoes just a little bit before
Speaker 7: they go out, and it just helps that little bit more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really gives you a bit more confidence, don't it.
Speaker 5: Your advice for Laurie, you're basically saying, I don't think
Speaker 5: I can help us.
Speaker 6: So we're going to kill the competition cheat.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, look, cheating is not cheating. I guess it's
Speaker 7: just any little advantage that you can give yourself over
Speaker 7: the other others. I think you have to take that.
Speaker 7: And law is a mom, she's working hours. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 7: how much will you get to dance? Like one night
Speaker 7: a week? It's not enough? You need more.
Speaker 2: I mean you have been seeing me dance, You've kind
Speaker 2: of seen the progress.
Speaker 3: That's probably the only one who actually has real full
Speaker 3: intel into what I've been doing the last few weeks.
Speaker 2: And how do you think I'm going? What would you
Speaker 2: want to sew her now?
Speaker 6: In a scorecard?
Speaker 7: Guys, we're a lot of trouble say that. I'm trying
Speaker 7: to be supportive and it's it's like it's a good
Speaker 7: starting point. Is it enough to win? Is it enough
Speaker 7: to be as good as Maddy j? We're not sure.
Speaker 4: She does her like worry dance in the studio and
Speaker 4: Brittain and it's almost I you've ever seen someone that
Speaker 4: shouldn't eat a peanut eat a peanut. It's almost like
Speaker 4: her body's in full sort of anal access and there's
Speaker 4: not much rhythm to it or are you you're doing rehearsals,
Speaker 4: what's the schedule?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been pretty much. Every time I'm not here,
Speaker 3: I'm there, I'm training. I'm training a lot of the moment.
Speaker 3: But Matt, I know that one of the conversations we
Speaker 3: had recently, which he tried to reassure me but didn't
Speaker 3: do it in a very convincing way, is you were
Speaker 3: trying to reassure me that I could be sexy, and
Speaker 3: I know I'm not.
Speaker 2: How sexy do I look when I'm doing? Well, I'm
Speaker 2: doing the church one of them, and that's like quite
Speaker 2: a sexy dance. How sexy am I?
Speaker 7: Honestly imagine a big eel, like a human human sized
Speaker 7: eel that has sprung out limbs, which is covered in sequence,
Speaker 7: and it's like gasting for air as it like gy
Speaker 7: rates across the floor.
Speaker 2: Sexy is that?
Speaker 7: I got it?
Speaker 4: I'll slip and slide all over you, baby.
Speaker 6: That's a great visual, I think.
Speaker 7: Really Well, honestly, she's a lot better than what I am.
Speaker 7: She's got a bit of salsa. I don't know if
Speaker 7: she's told anyone this, but she used to do by
Speaker 7: dancing on a Thursday social salta so she's got like
Speaker 7: a decent foundation of danceability that I never had.
Speaker 6: I man know that you did used to dance a
Speaker 6: lot through breakups and stuff.
Speaker 2: Don't give away my secrets. And you know what I
Speaker 2: used to do. Yeah, I'd go through bad breakups and
Speaker 2: then I'd go to the clubs and go salsa dancing.
Speaker 2: Oh my, was a bit of a loser.
Speaker 4: Actually, you need to divorce Laura for this couple of
Speaker 4: week periods so she succeeds.
Speaker 2: Yes, we need to have a breakup and then we'll
Speaker 2: get back together afterwards.
Speaker 7: Laura, I'm so sorry to say this, but we're done.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna honey, Jake, all seriousness.
Speaker 2: You've got a radar.
Speaker 6: You've got to hold your score card up.
Speaker 7: What is it? Yeah, look, obviously Laura of my life.
Speaker 7: It's going to be.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: So she's not your wife now, she's just a dancer.
Speaker 4: What's the score?
Speaker 7: Okay? In all honesty.
Speaker 6: At all, it's won the competition.
Speaker 4: Can you guys not be perfect for one moment? It's
Speaker 4: a definite four. We've seen it. She's lucky if it's a.
Speaker 6: Four, brit but not go seven.
Speaker 2: But there's room to move, guys, matt just wants to
Speaker 2: get laid tonight. Let's be real, honest, that's.
Speaker 4: A different kind of dance. In all seriousness, we are
Speaker 4: so very happy for you, Laura.
Speaker 6: We cannot wait to watch.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited. We are STI hitting the table, but
Speaker 3: I'm so excited. That was me tap dancing out of here.
Speaker 4: Guys, we love it, and thank you for your advice.
Speaker 4: Dancing with the Stars expert Matthew Johnson.
Speaker 3: Everybody almost twinkle toes in the flesh.
Speaker 5: There he is.
Speaker 4: That's him. What a man, and he's getting lucky tonight.
Speaker 4: Well that Maddy. Everyone stretch it out, y'awn and out.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this will put.
Speaker 8: Me to sleep.
Speaker 6: Oh this is so relaxing. I feel like I've slept
Speaker 6: in ages.
Speaker 2: Oh why is that Britt have night terrors?
Speaker 4: This is like a child therapy session.
Speaker 2: Like a giant baby I am. Britt's been telling us
Speaker 2: this every week.
Speaker 3: She's been coming in saying that she's been having these
Speaker 3: reoccurring nightmares and they're horrific, like horrific nightmares.
Speaker 6: Yeah, nightmares are terrible. Yeah, I've been having very run
Speaker 6: for my life nightmares.
Speaker 5: Okay, but hang, then I wake and I can't I'm
Speaker 5: a not everyone does this, I don't think, but I'm
Speaker 5: a When I wake I don't wait from the dream.
Speaker 6: When I go back to sleep, I fall back into
Speaker 6: the exact place that I left.
Speaker 5: So if I'm running and I'm about to to bush
Speaker 5: and I wake up, I fall back asleep and I'm
Speaker 5: in the bush and I keep running, It's like you
Speaker 5: press pause on a video.
Speaker 4: Okay, Laurie, you're so right. Britta's been gone on and
Speaker 4: on about these nights terrorists. So what we've done here
Speaker 4: at the Pickup is we have hired the expertise of
Speaker 4: dream specialist. He's been doing this for fifty years. Leon
Speaker 4: Naxon joins us on the show. Welcome to the Pickup, Leon,
Speaker 4: thank you for coming on High, Leon.
Speaker 9: My pleasure. Hi everybody High Leon. I.
Speaker 6: I mean you're a dream specialist, but does that mean
Speaker 6: you're a nightmare specialist as well?
Speaker 5: Do that?
Speaker 7: They do well.
Speaker 9: I'm a dream coach, and the nightmare are the most
Speaker 9: prophetic dreams you can have because they're trying to get
Speaker 9: through to you and give you some information so you
Speaker 9: stop having post nightmare.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, what are the nightmares that you're having? What's
Speaker 3: actually happening.
Speaker 5: Okay, So the one that's recurring, there's two versions of it,
Speaker 5: one that they end the same, but one of them
Speaker 5: sometimes starts earlier. Now what I mean by that is,
Speaker 5: I'm always being chased through this old, dark apartment building complex.
Speaker 5: So I'm running from a murderer. They're trying to kill me,
Speaker 5: and I'm running for my life and I'm going down
Speaker 5: stairwells and I'm trying to hide.
Speaker 6: Then he finds me.
Speaker 5: Then I always end up running outside of the building
Speaker 5: it's nighttime, and then I'm running across the road to
Speaker 5: this really deep, thick forest that is all downhill, and
Speaker 5: I start to run for my life down this through
Speaker 5: this forest, trying to escape. But then sometimes the dream
Speaker 5: starts earlier than when he's chasing me, and it's I'm
Speaker 5: in an apartment and it's somebody that I know. So
Speaker 5: it's somebody else that either lives in the building or
Speaker 5: that I'm.
Speaker 6: An acquaintance with.
Speaker 5: And I finally figured out that his plan is to
Speaker 5: kill me, but I can't let him know that I know.
Speaker 5: So I'm like in my head, I'm like, I've got
Speaker 5: to keep this guy on my side until i can
Speaker 5: find a way out, but then he figures it out
Speaker 5: and then the chase starts.
Speaker 4: So there's admin in the dragon.
Speaker 2: I think you've been watching too much like Jeffrey Darmer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree. What's your take on obvious lyon?
Speaker 9: Well, Basically, in most cases, when you're running away from
Speaker 9: someone in your dream, it's usually yourself. It's an aspect
Speaker 9: of yourself that you're running away from something that you
Speaker 9: can't you don't want to face. You're running from the shadowself.
Speaker 9: So the question is what is it about yourself that
Speaker 9: you don't want to face and you think it's killing
Speaker 9: you or it will kill you if it gets out.
Speaker 4: I've seen that that'll do wonders for your career that
Speaker 4: got outed probably from RESCIB.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so it's an aspect of yourself that you just
Speaker 9: you're not proud of, or you don't want to deal
Speaker 9: with or right now you don't want to deal with
Speaker 9: it right now, and so you bring away. And so
Speaker 9: the abandoned house is you may have felt abandoned sometime
Speaker 9: in your life, either in a relationship or a friendship,
Speaker 9: or you may have abandoned someone and you don't like
Speaker 9: yourself for it, But ask yourself, what is it that
Speaker 9: I don't want to embrace. And next time you have
Speaker 9: that nightmare, don't run away from the person, turn around
Speaker 9: and give them a hug, because you know, it's easy
Speaker 9: to love the goody two shoes wonderful part of yourself,
Speaker 9: but it's also as important to love the dark side,
Speaker 9: your shadow, love every part of your decision making.
Speaker 5: Can you control your dream enough, like when you're in
Speaker 5: it and I'm running, I trold enough to be like,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to run anymore.
Speaker 6: I'm going to turn around and kind of him.
Speaker 9: It's possible. It's called lucid dreaming. And at some point
Speaker 9: you realize you're dreaming and you can turn around. But
Speaker 9: butter still just live the dream in your day dreams.
Speaker 9: Just when you get a quiet moment you don't you're
Speaker 9: not going to get interrupted, see the dream in your
Speaker 9: mind and actually turn around and embrace whoever or whatever
Speaker 9: it is you're running away.
Speaker 7: From and say I love you, Britt.
Speaker 2: Is there anything you're running away from in yourself?
Speaker 5: Very I feel like I've got a lot of life
Speaker 5: decisions to make. I'm very stressed about it, So I
Speaker 5: don't know if I'm trying.
Speaker 6: To ignore that and I'm avoiding.
Speaker 4: That's the fertility stuff you're thinking. We've been talking about
Speaker 4: it for the last couple weeks.
Speaker 6: I've had a bunch of stuff. But maybe it's maybe
Speaker 6: the stress is overwhelming me and I'm taking it to
Speaker 6: my d my dad.
Speaker 9: Now, yeah, Now, it's impossible to be stress if you're
Speaker 9: living in the present. Stress only reside. If you're thinking
Speaker 9: of the past, I should have, could have? Would or
Speaker 9: thinking of the future what should I do? But if
Speaker 9: you're in the present moment, it's impossible to be stress.
Speaker 9: So if you could repeat this poem to yourself, the
Speaker 9: past is history, the future is a mystery. The present
Speaker 9: is the gift.
Speaker 6: Write down the past is a mystery that the history,
Speaker 6: the future is a mystery, but today is a gift.
Speaker 9: The present is the gift.
Speaker 4: To write that one down. We'll get on the fridge
Speaker 4: magnet or something so we can work that. All right, Well, britt,
Speaker 4: can you give us an update in the next couple
Speaker 4: of days.
Speaker 2: Aunt yourself, I'll do the poem.
Speaker 6: I'll try to control my dreams, and I'll give you
Speaker 6: an update if that stops.
Speaker 4: Okay, nice, Well go on, thank you, doctor Leonnax and everyone,
Speaker 4: dream coach. I've been doing it for fifty years, and
Speaker 4: I can tell why what a great man.
Speaker 6: Also his boys.
Speaker 2: I can fall asleep to that very You wouldn't be
Speaker 2: running from anything listening to.
Speaker 7: That one.
Speaker 4: Turn around and hug him and ladies. I've been spending
Speaker 4: some time at my family home, hanging out with fam
Speaker 4: so important. My mum's just had her sixtieth so I've
Speaker 4: been at home in my home I grew up in,
Speaker 4: very wholesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I love my family, you know, real family.
Speaker 2: You have a wonderful family, beautiful people.
Speaker 4: I adore them all so much. And my family home
Speaker 4: where my little sister still lives. I was looking through
Speaker 4: my old bedroom stuff. You know, when you go through
Speaker 4: you want to get some staff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a bit of a nostalgia as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I came across my baby box in the garage,
Speaker 4: which is that it's actually quite cute. It's a gap box,
Speaker 4: so my mum clearly bought me some gap shoes as
Speaker 4: a baby. It's a little bat baby gap shoe box.
Speaker 4: And my teddy bear is in there, blue Teddy Bear.
Speaker 4: My hospital respand is in there.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so I wish I was that sentimental.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful and I've got notes that the doctor's journal
Speaker 4: and the first steps in the first walk, and my
Speaker 4: mum is very sentimental. She's beautiful, Michelle. I was two
Speaker 4: months premature. I was in hospital for the first three
Speaker 4: months of my life. I was really really umwell, they
Speaker 4: didn't think I was going to make it. I was
Speaker 4: flown to hospital to hospital. You wouldn't look at me
Speaker 4: and think that Now, yeah, I'm making up for a
Speaker 4: lot of time here. And I'm going through this baby
Speaker 4: box and going, this is gorgeous.
Speaker 7: I have this.
Speaker 4: I want to do this for my future kids. And
Speaker 4: I get to the very bottom of the box. I
Speaker 4: lump out all these books and I find a Fisherman's
Speaker 4: Friend's tin, a vintage Fisherman's Friends tin. I'm born in
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety five, so this is a rusted on tin.
Speaker 6: They're like the old school mints, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's an old school mint tin. And it's probably the size,
Speaker 4: probably better about this big, the size like a Sartine
Speaker 4: box exactly right, tunican. And I go go, what's it?
Speaker 4: What could possibly be in here? And it's got a
Speaker 4: little bit of twine wrapped around and I go, there's
Speaker 4: so what is it? He's beautiful. So I unwrapped the twine.
Speaker 4: I opened it. He's rusted on Fisherman's friend tin. I
Speaker 4: gotta pull it open because it hasn't been opened in
Speaker 4: twenty seven years. And inside this fisherman's Friend's tin is
Speaker 4: a swab of cotton wool, and sitting on top of
Speaker 4: it is what looks to be a shriveled piece of prawn.
Speaker 2: Okay, Mum kept your first prawn like a.
Speaker 4: Little bit of like dried onion, you know, they put
Speaker 4: it on Vietnamese dishes like it looked like a little
Speaker 4: bee Spanish onion. So I bring up to mom, like
Speaker 4: a mom, what is this in my baby box?
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 7: What is what?
Speaker 4: Do you what have you kept? And she said on me,
Speaker 4: that's your foreskin? What no, no, no, no, my mom
Speaker 4: has kept my foreskin in a fisherman's Friend's mintin.
Speaker 3: Did you ask her why, like, of all the memories,
Speaker 3: of all the things that she wanted to keep to
Speaker 3: immortalize your childhood, why that she's embarrassed.
Speaker 4: She's so embarrassed. There was also teeth and like a
Speaker 4: little bit of my hair. I think they're wondering in
Speaker 4: case I die, they could build like a fake, Mitch.
Speaker 6: I don't think keeping the foreskins actually thing like. No,
Speaker 6: don't get me wrong. I love this of Michelle, like
Speaker 6: she's taken sentimental to the next level. I'm surprised to
Speaker 6: fit in a little sudding tin, Mitch. I would have
Speaker 6: thought you'd be saying big, like a shoe box or something.
Speaker 4: It was the size of the hole. Who fold it out? No,
Speaker 4: this thing is tiny. Off you know, you know this
Speaker 4: is a perfect explanation. You know, when you peel off
Speaker 4: like a toenail and it kind of curls it like
Speaker 4: springs and curls up, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 2: It probably looks like a tiny little bit of beet jerky.
Speaker 5: You're slightly disgusting that I enjoyed picturing the foreskin more
Speaker 5: than I did.
Speaker 6: You talking about pulling off a tonel but disgusting.
Speaker 3: It was unfortunately really small like it was because over time,
Speaker 3: it's so it's twenty eight year olds dehydrated.
Speaker 2: You're also a baby because okay, I am not sentimental.
Speaker 2: I have not held on too many things for the kids.
Speaker 3: And it's like I kind of look back and when
Speaker 3: you say you've got this beautiful shoe box of stuff.
Speaker 3: I wish I had been more sentimental, but I did
Speaker 3: keep You know, when you have a baby and they
Speaker 3: clamp down on the umbilical cord and then they chop
Speaker 3: it off, so that falls off after a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks or four weeks or something. And I did keep
Speaker 3: both the girls on bilical cords, but I haven't gotten
Speaker 3: around to putting it in anything, so they're just floating around.
Speaker 3: We've got that like you know, you know how everyone's
Speaker 3: got one of those drawers, and it's the junk draw
Speaker 3: there's two umbilical cords in that.
Speaker 6: I don't know who this is.
Speaker 2: Who I'm so lucky to when they're a bit older.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't think they need to know which
Speaker 6: one is there.
Speaker 4: When I was house sitting at your house, I thought
Speaker 4: that was like a chip clip.
Speaker 6: That you put on you're actually trying to eat it.
Speaker 4: I tried to eat it. I thought, this is disgusting jerky.
Speaker 2: You tried to eat it, looking exactly like a chip clip.
Speaker 4: Jenny's calders. Hi, Jenny, what have you kept? Ah?
Speaker 11: Well, nothing like that?
Speaker 7: Side three girls?
Speaker 4: Okay, but thank goodness, I couldn't treat forcing.
Speaker 11: But I definitely kept there umbilical cords.
Speaker 2: Like, ah, yes, so can I ask what? What what
Speaker 2: is the purpose of?
Speaker 6: Like nothing against it?
Speaker 5: I don't know if I don't think my mum kept
Speaker 5: anything of mine, But what's the purpose?
Speaker 2: Like what are you going to do with it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 11: Nothing? And my girl would grossed out by too.
Speaker 6: Is yours floating around just like an open drawer as
Speaker 6: well for anyone to do.
Speaker 11: I kept everything. I kept teeth. And there is a
Speaker 11: little box that smile at you when you open it up.
Speaker 4: Every the head put in what do you mean hold
Speaker 4: on you put them on a necklace, or if you
Speaker 4: put them in like a clay piece of clay so
Speaker 4: it looks like a mouth.
Speaker 7: It's just in a little jewelry box that I've blewed
Speaker 7: them all in so that when you open it's just
Speaker 7: a smile.
Speaker 2: Wait, you've actually arranged them in the arrangement of the teeth.
Speaker 4: Oh my, too much, too much. Imagine if my mom
Speaker 4: did that and she got a photo of me as
Speaker 4: a baby, and then just.
Speaker 6: You know what she plays at your twenty first it's
Speaker 6: like not Pinnertail and the Donkey.
Speaker 4: Its very funny. Oh my god, that's great. And now
Speaker 4: everyone knows I'm circumcised. The big announcement was made. Laura Burne,
Speaker 4: our very own is doing Dancing with the Star.
Speaker 2: I am look, I'm not good, but I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: my best.
Speaker 6: I don't believe that. I have seen some maneuvers since
Speaker 6: the announcement.
Speaker 3: You're pretty good, not very flexible and not very coordinated,
Speaker 3: but I have determination.
Speaker 6: I saw you kneeling kick someone in the head.
Speaker 2: That leg was so flexing. Yes, but it was my
Speaker 2: dance partner, and I wasn't supposed to kick at that time.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna practice kicking someone in ahead, it's in practice,
Speaker 4: it's in rehearsals. That's okay. Get to adding your sister. Absolutely, listen,
Speaker 4: someone who will I know a lot about Dancing with
Speaker 4: the Stars. She's the whole tests with the most tests.
Speaker 4: It's returning soon to Channel seven and seven plus. Please
Speaker 4: welcome our friend Sonya Krueger.
Speaker 11: Hello, son Sonya, Hey Laura, you know I can't wait
Speaker 11: to say. Please welcome couple number one Laura burn and
Speaker 11: her partner Mitchuri.
Speaker 3: Oh no, only could you imagine if Mitchuri was skinning
Speaker 3: me around the dance floor.
Speaker 7: Wow, that would be amazing.
Speaker 4: That stage is reinforced for the season that I'm on. Sonya,
Speaker 4: we'll have to work back in with the crew to
Speaker 4: make that happen. But aren't we excited for Laura? Are
Speaker 4: you excited to have her on the show? Sign?
Speaker 9: I am?
Speaker 11: I am. You know what, I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 11: These are all new people. So, Laura, you know when
Speaker 11: Maddie Jay, your husband was on the show, he was
Speaker 11: a wild card.
Speaker 2: He was a wildcart, so everyone had had a bit
Speaker 2: of experience.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he had to go up again to the All Stars.
Speaker 11: So this time everybody's brand spanking new, which I love
Speaker 11: and to me seeing people go through the whole process
Speaker 11: when they start learning how to do the dances and
Speaker 11: the routines and then they get out there. And I
Speaker 11: actually just had a bit of a sneaky look at
Speaker 11: the rehearsal footage and it looks fantastic already, like the
Speaker 11: costumes and the numbers. It's great.
Speaker 4: I'll go on.
Speaker 6: You have to tell us you've snuck a little look.
Speaker 6: Who is the standout so far?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 11: You know that it's actually going to be tough. I'm not.
Speaker 11: I won't lie, Laura. There is a lot of competition
Speaker 11: out there.
Speaker 2: The name, let me know I need to who I
Speaker 2: need to keep an eye out for.
Speaker 11: Well, I was really impressed with James Magnuson for a start,
Speaker 11: you know, I mean he's doing Champion but and he's
Speaker 11: six foot six, which is not easy I think for
Speaker 11: a guy. But he's dancing with Natalie Lowe who was
Speaker 11: on the original show years ago, and she's amazing, so
Speaker 11: that they actually look pretty good together. And Paulini has
Speaker 11: you know, obviously she's got that great musicality.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 11: There are people obviously in there that are a little
Speaker 11: more challenged.
Speaker 6: You know, there's always the challenge.
Speaker 11: I think has been struggle a bit, you know, because
Speaker 11: they're not really trained. They're trained athletes, but they don't
Speaker 11: have that kind.
Speaker 7: Of I.
Speaker 2: Think the men have it easier though.
Speaker 3: They just they stand there and then the girls do
Speaker 3: all the tricks around them, and then they do a
Speaker 3: few things where they just lift them in the air
Speaker 3: and the girls look amazing, and then everyone's like nine
Speaker 3: nine eight eight, And I'm like, that's not actually for
Speaker 3: the celebrity, that's for the professional dancer.
Speaker 11: Yes, well, it's like Gavin Waynegni, he's an AFL legend.
Speaker 11: Brownlow Medal winner, and they've got some lifts in their routine,
Speaker 11: which I'm just like, wow, that is impressive. But the
Speaker 11: thing is it evens itself out, Laura, because with the boys,
Speaker 11: you know, like your partner, Danielle am I pronouncing his
Speaker 11: name right actually because he's new. I haven't actually met
Speaker 11: him before. But even like Arik good Can, he's been
Speaker 11: on the show and he's danced with Effie Mary Christa,
Speaker 11: which could be brilliant. The girls get to be led,
Speaker 11: which is great. So if it's very hard to the
Speaker 11: female professionals to try and lead a guy, especially they're
Speaker 11: a big guy, you know, So so it evens itself
Speaker 11: out a little bit, I think in terms of, you know,
Speaker 11: the competition and the fairness about who who gets the advantage.
Speaker 11: But at the end of the day, the audience, they
Speaker 11: just love who they love, you know, and sometimes and.
Speaker 4: Now she's letting you down is the part she's rehearsed.
Speaker 6: Laura is very Laura's very love I.
Speaker 3: Think there's something very endearing about seeing a praying mantis
Speaker 3: on the dance floor.
Speaker 2: That's going to be me. That's the vibe I'm going for.
Speaker 2: Just the long leambs I look like a little bit
Speaker 2: like a stick insect, and I'm okay with it.
Speaker 5: The worst things than being tall and skinny, like you're
Speaker 5: not at a disadvantage there.
Speaker 2: But like just long and have been coordinated.
Speaker 11: You look amazing in those costumes, right.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the costume sonya, I have one costume.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think it was made for someone
Speaker 3: who's about five foot And I said to the beautiful
Speaker 3: team in costume, I was like, I don't think that
Speaker 3: this a PG or G rated show can have me
Speaker 3: wear this. The frills at the front are supposed to
Speaker 3: cover your LaBier, but it doesn't. It literally it is
Speaker 3: so unbelievably short. And I was like, oh, very and
Speaker 3: then sorry everyone, I'm sure we can put a bleep.
Speaker 3: So I was like, can we just get a little
Speaker 3: bit more fabric and they're like, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3: No amount of fabric is going to save that.
Speaker 4: You're kidding.
Speaker 5: Yeah, camera angle, look, you know, I mean our amazing
Speaker 5: costume camera work.
Speaker 11: They are incredible, but they do love it on the
Speaker 11: sexy side of the dance like the yeah, and I
Speaker 11: get it because you know a lot of these routines
Speaker 11: and performances are are sexy. So but I remember saying
Speaker 11: to someone a few years ago. It was like a
Speaker 11: fake tan does not constitute a costume. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 11: you've gotta be wearing a little bit more fabric than
Speaker 11: There's one.
Speaker 4: Thing this country loves. It's LaBier and we can all
Speaker 4: agree on that. So I think the votes, the votes
Speaker 4: will and we can all.
Speaker 3: Agree there truly isn't and they do say sex cells.
Speaker 2: So that's what I'm going for, the sex appeal.
Speaker 4: We all know I'm moving with it.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 11: The other thing that our audience absolutely loves. On one
Speaker 11: of the rehearsal tapes today, it was still Burden from
Speaker 11: Human Nature. Oh yeah, we love Phil and we love Phil,
Speaker 11: and I think the crowd will love him. The audience
Speaker 11: will love him because his performance is really romantic. You
Speaker 11: can either go the sexy aspect or you can take
Speaker 11: the romantic brute.
Speaker 4: Yes, Phil doesn't do the.
Speaker 6: Sexy that well anymore, but he does do romantics well.
Speaker 3: I do know that Phil has been training his absolute asshole.
Speaker 3: He were all kind of comparing training hours. I was like,
Speaker 3: how long have you been training for? He's been training
Speaker 3: for minimum six hours every single day.
Speaker 4: He's been training his whole life.
Speaker 2: He's done a vagad He's amazing. This is his whole life.
Speaker 6: He's been waiting for this moment.
Speaker 2: Oh, he truly has. I mean, Sonya, I am so excited.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to do a first I feel like
Speaker 3: I'm equally baked in fake tan and fear, but I'm
Speaker 3: so excited to do this.
Speaker 2: No, we can't wait to be great.
Speaker 11: You will love it. You will love it, and I
Speaker 11: hope I hope you guys, Mitch and brit how you
Speaker 11: going to come out and cheer Laura on when she performs.
Speaker 6: Well, we got the whole team coming on the first night.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, they're making me boards and banners.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping. I was on Emmazon this morning and I
Speaker 4: got some marbles and what I'm going to do is
Speaker 4: I'm going to throw the mat and sabotage the competition.
Speaker 11: Yes, and you must wear a sequence if you're in
Speaker 11: the audience.
Speaker 4: Oh, we have to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're just going to We're gonna ray Mige down
Speaker 2: and roll him in some glitter. That's the plan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's not enough glitter. There's not enough material in
Speaker 4: lincraft to get me a secret out. Sonya. It won't
Speaker 4: look good, but okay. The Dancing with the Star is
Speaker 4: James Magnuson, Matt Preston, Paulini, Philbert now very young Laura Burn.
Speaker 4: It is coming soon to Channel seven and seven plus,
Speaker 4: of course, fronted by the beautiful Sonya Krueger. Great to
Speaker 4: have you back on the pickup sign.
Speaker 6: Thanks Sonya.
Speaker 4: You guys Friday, we love you.