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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: I have ty fisherman has stumbled across up to one

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Speaker 2: point two million dollars in sperm whale vomit.

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Speaker 3: Why is that so expensive?

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Speaker 2: The stuff collects for forty thousand dollars a kilo sperm

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Speaker 2: whale spew, sperm whale spew. I am he stumbled across

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Speaker 2: one point two million dollars worth of sperm whale question

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Speaker 2: for you? Who's human sperm? If you stumbled across it

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Speaker 2: on a beach, on a beach, would be worth would

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Speaker 2: be worth that much money? In other words, which mail

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Speaker 2: on the planet right now? Do you think has the

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Speaker 2: most valuable sperm? And thirty one O six five I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna throw the phone lines open here you keep thinking

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Speaker 2: because our button pusher LJ is currently doing IVF with

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Speaker 2: her partner Meg, and I wanted to ask her. You

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Speaker 2: obviously you got the full spectrum of sperm. You've got

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Speaker 2: to have a look at a low of different options.

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Speaker 3: Mind the punt. Yeah, yeah, no, that.

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Speaker 2: Was on the nose, and I regret that.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: No, but you you had you had a look at

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Speaker 2: a whole different bunch of them. Yeah, look the criteria

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Speaker 2: that you look for, and you look for specifically.

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Speaker 4: We had very different views on what was going to

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Speaker 4: be good sperm. So I thought, you know, I've not

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Speaker 4: been I don't look like I've been hit by the

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Speaker 4: back of the ball.

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Speaker 1: So I've got a bit of bit of looks to me.

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Speaker 4: Because you've got the looks covered, you just need some

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Speaker 4: brains mixed in and we've got a perfect combination.

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Speaker 1: My wife Meg, which now I say out, she went

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Speaker 1: from the looks.

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Speaker 3: So she thinks you don't have that covered, right.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't care if it's got brain.

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Speaker 3: She just wants it to be able to throw a

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Speaker 2: She was a bit of physical prowess.

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Speaker 3: When you're looking at the profiles of the potential donut,

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Speaker 3: is it like a dating profile, Like what what do

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Speaker 3: you see?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you get kind of, I suppose your vital statistics.

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Speaker 4: You get hair color, eye color, high weight, occupation, and

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Speaker 4: then they say kind of what their interests are, and

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Speaker 4: then they write a letter to you and the potential child,

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Speaker 2: What means what means a lot to them like what why?

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Speaker 3: Oh, sorry, you.

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Speaker 5: Mean like.

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Speaker 3: Cheese? Cheese?

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Speaker 2: What means a lot to them?

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Speaker 3: I thought they were running down at my cat.

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Speaker 2: John means a lot to me.

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Speaker 3: I want to be failing the brains test like Collingwood

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Speaker 3: twenty ten Jumper.

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Speaker 2: All right, here's what we're gonna do. Thirty one five

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Speaker 2: fascinating insights. Thanks just for giving us that insight into

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Speaker 2: your private life. Thirty one six five. Who's got the

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Speaker 2: most valuable sperm in the world if you, if they could,

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Speaker 3: Beach, Luke Hemsworth. There's a reason I'm saying Luke because

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Speaker 3: the least impressive probably, but it's still quite impressive. And

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Speaker 3: here's why, because I think Chris and el said they

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Speaker 3: have a child, and nothing against their children, but sometimes

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Speaker 3: when two very attractive people have a child, something happens there.

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Speaker 2: Luke, what do you mean by that?

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Speaker 3: He's got the You know, when two very hot people

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Speaker 3: have a child, it's almost like too much hotness to handle,

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Speaker 3: and then when you look at those children, it's like

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 3: I totally don't get that enough. But I think Luke,

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Speaker 3: he's got the hem's work Hemsworth gene in there, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, interesting formula. Glad you're not a biologist going

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Speaker 2: to throw it over to you guys. Surely Lebron James's

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Speaker 2: sperm is worth a lot of money. Over Luke but

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Speaker 2: Ty Fisherman stumbled up to one point two million dollars

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Speaker 2: so he's going to throw a large party for his

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Speaker 3: Whoa bloody hell?

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Speaker 6: Why not?

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Speaker 2: So what we're asking on for one and six five

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Speaker 2: is who do you guys think it was a sperm whale?

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Speaker 2: And maybe this is a bit juvenile, but who do

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Speaker 2: of any man on the planet? You can take your pick?

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Speaker 3: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: Received we're eftically asking who's the most valuable person to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so, I said Luke Hemsworth before the song which

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Speaker 3: is a bit of a mulligan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if anyone's facing, if you've got Chris Hemsworth's there, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Just think I know Luke has better calves. Can I

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Speaker 3: just say? But one that I thought of Tony Robins,

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Speaker 3: Tony Robins, Paul Rudd, Paul Ruh. He doesn't age. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: and that's a good that's geene, isn't it. That's genetic. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Is that gene? Uh yeah, I think Jean's.

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Speaker 2: I think it's you know, nature nurture. Seat of an argument,

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Speaker 2: let's go to the course actually on one actually savors

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Speaker 2: from the vortex. Actually, who do you think would have

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Speaker 2: the most valuable sperm on the planet pound for pound? Ah?

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Speaker 7: Well, I think that eyes is a big thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, I think.

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Speaker 7: Good eyesh so Zacher from Yeah, really really really nice eyes.

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Speaker 7: It's not the Hemsworth has like nice eyes as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a bit of a knob though, Like would you

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Speaker 3: Like he's still good booking, so you wouldn't care if

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Speaker 3: was still hot.

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Speaker 2: Interesting you want to sleep with your child is and

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Speaker 2: by the way, you don't get to extract the sperm

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Speaker 2: in your cho in your method. This is just like

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Speaker 2: a test tube thing, right. We're not asking who would

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Speaker 2: you like to sleep with? We're talking about what, geene,

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well, if he's got the nice eyes and he

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Speaker 7: like good skins and skin, Yeah, which me, it would

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, bit of skin, bit of skin, good eyes,

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Speaker 3: a couple of eyes, Yeah so much? Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 3: get it.

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Speaker 2: Nice actually throwing high school musical thanks to the call.

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Speaker 3: Yeah good voice as well. Yeah, no, good cool.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Donna on thirty one of six five. Donna,

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Speaker 2: how are you hi?

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Speaker 5: God, I tell you it's.

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Speaker 2: A bit of a naughty bird. You welcome back to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, gotta have a habit, whole hobby.

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Speaker 3: Oh bloody hell. If you're referring to the bedroom there, Donna,

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Speaker 3: you are wild. Now, Donna, which which gene or which

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Speaker 3: which which sperm? Would you like that? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Okay? George Clooney like Charlie harn And I think.

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Speaker 2: He's really again again. You don't get to sleep with

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Speaker 2: the person to get this burn. This is just what

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Speaker 2: your child's going to look like.

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Speaker 5: Well, he's hot, so my child would look hot.

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Speaker 3: Do you want child? You want your child to look hot?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 9: No, I like brains too, so but I've met some

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Speaker 9: guys that like I have brains. Well I thought they

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Speaker 9: had brains, but I think they got him out of

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Speaker 3: Whack whack donna.

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Speaker 5: I am you, I am Charlie Harnen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just sleep with him, you don't get just with him?

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Speaker 3: Do you still do it?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's the Willam Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Our button Bush and Joel would like to challenge us

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Speaker 2: again and ask us whether or not we think a

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Speaker 2: celebrity is dead or alive?

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Speaker 3: Is this celebrity now? I think we have changed the

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Speaker 3: rules slightly, Joel. If it's fair, it can't be a

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Speaker 3: celebrity that's over ninety years old, because you just keep bringing.

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Speaker 10: Up Barbara Eden, the star of I Dream of Jeannie,

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Speaker 10: is not over ninety years old.

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Speaker 3: She's ninety. Yeah, okay, we have to know.

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Speaker 2: Who the person is I feel like we're like right now,

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Speaker 2: which just like we're nurses on a geriatric warden. It's

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Speaker 2: just like, oh, did the patient in room C six

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Speaker 2: die overnight? That's pretty much all we're asking ourselves.

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Speaker 3: All Right, all right, that's the next one.

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Speaker 10: This will be a little bit more relevant for you guys.

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Speaker 10: So this is actually a double dead or alive question.

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Speaker 10: So I'm going to ask you a couple of the

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Speaker 10: stars of the TV show Seinfeld Big Seinfeld fans, Jerry

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Speaker 10: Stiller and his co star he played the dad George

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Speaker 3: Jerry Steell is dead.

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Speaker 10: But okay, well let me get to the bit first.

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Speaker 10: That was very sad Jerry Steeler Stelle Harris, who plays

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Speaker 3: My boot pressure gets too high. Man on the tape

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Speaker 3: tells me to see saranity.

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Speaker 1: Now, I told you to fix that thing.

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Speaker 3: He's one of the best comedic actors at losing it,

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Speaker 3: isn't he me that early one?

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Speaker 10: Jerry Steeler is dead, Yes, sadly, Ben Steel's dad passed away.

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Speaker 3: But what about a Stelle Harris. He's so good in

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Speaker 3: Zoolander Jerry Steeller, So can I just say he is

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Speaker 3: brilliant Inlander. He's buddy funny Derek Zuelander's manager, Mordy Maury

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Speaker 10: Second one, So the mum, Yeah, very recognizable voice of

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Speaker 10: Stelle Harris. She was in Sign for the Mother. She

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Speaker 10: was also in Toy Story. Is missus potato Head?

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Speaker 2: Of course, she's iconic, she's stand up.

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Speaker 10: I think she was just like a star of sitcoms

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Speaker 2: Is she the same mum in Everybody Loves Raymond?

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Speaker 3: No different, mum? Are you kidding? Gee? They're similar? But

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Speaker 3: is she still alive next week?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 3: The next week? Okay? So is George Costanza's mum in

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Speaker 3: Seinfeld still alive? I stell Harris potato Head, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I mean. It's another insignificant one

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Speaker 2: for us, though, is it? It's a real D grade When

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Speaker 2: do we even stumble into somebody who we actually have

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Speaker 2: to think about, like, Wow, I actually know who that

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Speaker 2: person is. Most people in their car spend this entire

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Speaker 3: Everyone, So she is alive? Correct? Jerry still passed away

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Speaker 3: a couple years ago. We'll race into the next one.

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Speaker 10: This character best known as Apollo Creed in Rocky and

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Speaker 10: one of Will and Woody's favorite characters from Happy Gilmore

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Speaker 10: Chubbs Chops of Me.

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Speaker 3: He just he isn't attention. Baby, just isn't attention. He's

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got a very special guest in Chantelle Otten who

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Speaker 3: What awards were they? Sorry, Chantelle, are there? They're Sexologist

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Speaker 3: Annual Awards where you won those of Hello. By the way, Shantel, Hello.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: It's not just pull a part of.

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Speaker 2: Those awards made of psycho sexologies.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say it like that.

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Speaker 2: So you're the only guest we've ever had is an

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Speaker 5: Where'd you get your awards?

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Speaker 5: To see them on the desk?

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Speaker 6: So it's not like you don't win an awards like

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 3: Great question.

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Speaker 2: Well, now you've proved your worth we can continue on

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Speaker 2: But I did hear that you the first time that

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Speaker 1: No, it was silent. It wasn't even deadly.

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Speaker 11: It was just silent.

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Speaker 6: And you know what, out of all the news articles

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Speaker 3: It was in the UK.

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Speaker 6: My friends, like my family in Holland, were sending it

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Speaker 5: First us.

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Speaker 3: She's willing to fight. I'm a disabled person.

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Speaker 2: When we're off to a crack here with chantell Lot

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Speaker 2: We've got award winning psycho sex ologist chantell Otten in

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Speaker 2: Ed You Never Had Now, Chanteal. I wanted to ask

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm just gonna start off by saying that I

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Speaker 6: Really, No, I think there's heaps of I think there's

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, they're just gorgeous.

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Speaker 6: They're gorgeous, you know, they have this like kind of

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Speaker 3: If you joined us, Chantel did fart on Dylan Orcott

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Speaker 6: We go on, well, you know what, Like, I just

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Speaker 6: Not really, Like we're not really taught to speak our

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Speaker 3: Hey, Chantell, just on this topic as well, like you know,

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Speaker 6: Well, I think we were taught that if we have

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Speaker 6: you know, spoon you at night and kiss you and

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Speaker 6: too not yet. Well you know what though, But even

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Speaker 6: And I really think that if you're feeling threatened by

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Speaker 6: You can't always have the same type of sex. It's

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Speaker 6: like it's like a menu. It would be like going

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Speaker 6: again and again. You've got to add different spices, different cuisines,

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Speaker 6: Like literally, like, don't even make it an issue. Why

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Speaker 6: would you mind if I just bringing my my rabbit vibrator? No,

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Speaker 6: don't you go shopping together for toys and say we

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Speaker 6: can get some new lubricants. Why don't we try You know,

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Speaker 6: this type of Vibe. You can get penis vibrators as well.

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Speaker 3: It's not just for.

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Speaker 3: You know, maybe Volvo owners Vulva sorry, how about you

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I think it's.

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Speaker 3: Now come to the vibe. I mean it would be really.

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Speaker 6: I've had a few people say the same thing to me.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's the.

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Speaker 2: Way that I speak, though, I think everyone got that

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just.

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Speaker 2: The fact that you thought you managed to weave Swedish

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Speaker 2: car into this. Chantel, thank you so much for joining us. Honestly,

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Speaker 2: has been a pleasure to talk to you. You are

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Speaker 2: a breath of fresh air in this space, mate, and

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Speaker 2: It's candidate's honest. As you said, it's positive and I

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Speaker 2: but certainly for anyone. Really, you should be able to

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Speaker 2: learn more about Chantell head on chantelottum dot com.

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Speaker 3: She does all sorts of classes courses.

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Speaker 2: She's got a brand new book, The Second Ed You

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Speaker 2: so much for joining us. It's been a pleasure to

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast or DROW.

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Speaker 2: You and I are currently living together as we're filming

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do land Shore on a bark without

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Speaker 3: Woods. Yeah, everything going pretty well so far, swimmingly slowly

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Speaker 3: getting their way through Teddler. So if you haven't watched that,

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Speaker 2: I meant to ask you, actually note do you do

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Speaker 2: you shower every night before you.

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Speaker 5: Go to bit?

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Speaker 3: It depends what time we get home. We are filming

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Speaker 3: at the moment. It's pretty hectic. If we're home late,

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Speaker 3: I'll just splash my face in the sink. I regret

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Speaker 3: asking you this about fair enough? Now. I found something

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Speaker 3: in the house.

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Speaker 2: Because seriously, I just it was sh It was a

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Speaker 2: ship question, but jeez, did you graced it with an

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Speaker 2: even worse answer? Now?

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Speaker 9: What I'm going to do?

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Speaker 3: Because I was?

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Speaker 2: I was? I bought some mini magnums recently.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a little treat after dinner, don't Yeah, everyone's locking

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Speaker 3: His chat was curious that you're not just about to

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Speaker 3: walk away from the.

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Speaker 2: This is good inside a chat made people turt be inside.

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Speaker 10: Picturing you just before going to bed, slipping into something

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Speaker 10: comfortable and getting a Mini Magnum watching some Netflix.

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Speaker 2: What happens in the letter of the fox Mate, That's

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Speaker 2: what happens. It's a special time. Woods washes gets upstairs,

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Speaker 2: washes his face.

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Speaker 3: If we don't get home too late. We're pretty wild

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Speaker 3: at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Pretty but anyway, So I went to go and get

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Speaker 2: a mini mini Magnum at our freezer the other day,

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Speaker 2: and then I find something in the freezer which I've

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Speaker 2: been mean to talk.

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Speaker 3: To you about. Yeah, oh no, no, it's not mine.

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Speaker 3: It was in the airb me before we go. This

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Speaker 3: isn't that bad. This isn't that bad.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to play you a video, play me

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Speaker 2: a video, yeah, because I filmed myself finding it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, right, okay, okay. So there's one

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Speaker 3: on the showground. I came to freeze the other man.

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Speaker 2: That's an eye mask, a sky blue I mask, a

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Speaker 2: fairy sky blue ie mask, and you've got to be

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Speaker 2: asking yourself, what the in.

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Speaker 3: The fresh Okay, what the hell this is sky blue fairy?

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Speaker 3: I mask?

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Speaker 2: Well, the color is doing an our freezer.

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Speaker 3: So you put it on the wrong way. You're supposed

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Speaker 3: to put the fairy over your eyes because otherwise you

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Speaker 3: get they got a bit of I got a bit

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Speaker 3: of ice burn, ice burn on my lids. Ice and

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Speaker 3: I tried it on. I learned that the hard way.

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Speaker 3: I've got a bit of ice burn on my face

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Speaker 3: the first time I used it. But no, I no,

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Speaker 3: I use the frozer cooled ie mask when I do

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Speaker 3: my mental training in the morning, because so, what do

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Speaker 3: you mean? I do mindset training.

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Speaker 1: Every train Jedi.

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Speaker 3: Learners with the mask on. It helps me. I'm their

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Speaker 3: lightsabers for the first time.

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Speaker 2: I'm very feeling the force in the lounge room.

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Speaker 3: What is going on? I'm very I'm very easily distracted.

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Speaker 3: So whenever I'm trying to concentrate's good to blindfold myself.

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Speaker 3: And because it's very cold, it's nice to have that

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Speaker 3: feeling that I focus on that feeling. Then my mind

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Speaker 3: doesn't get distracted, and then I do my mindset training,

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Speaker 3: which is pretty much like I said this very calm

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Speaker 3: in voice, pretty much saying like you are worthy and

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Speaker 3: you can you can achieve anything. And I just sit

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Speaker 3: there with my mask and it just it pumps me

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Speaker 3: up for the day. Except I've been hiding. I do

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Speaker 3: it in my wardrobe because I've been so scared. I've

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Speaker 3: been so scared about you finding me that I get

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Speaker 3: in my wardrobe and lie down and I do my

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Speaker 3: Jedi training in there with my mask.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Let's do It Australia. What did you put down your pants?

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Speaker 8: Jeez?

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Speaker 3: We did this a while ago, and I mean the

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Speaker 3: phone lines lit up. One of the techies told me

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Speaker 3: that the whole server almost came down because of how

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Speaker 3: many people wanted to come on air telling us about

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Speaker 3: what they put down their pants. But now I'm very

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Speaker 3: excited to announce that some of the people that reached

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Speaker 3: down to are saying, please bring it back, please bring.

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Speaker 11: It back up.

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Speaker 2: Something Chelse me, that didn't happen. I've only be honest

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Speaker 2: with you. I feel like the producers might have reached

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Speaker 2: out to a few people and said, hey, you know

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Speaker 2: you didn't get on air that time.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to come back on for this bit

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Speaker 3: because Wood he'sruggling for gear today. I am not plenty

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Speaker 3: of ideas. Let's go to Michelle here. Michelle, you reached

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Speaker 3: out to us, didn't you say that you really wanted

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Speaker 3: to get on air?

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Speaker 5: I did, and that's a great segment.

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Speaker 8: So I'm so happy you're revisiting it.

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Speaker 3: Good Onchelle, Thank you very much for confirming that well

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Speaker 3: lied well with conviction. Now, Michelle, well, this is about

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Speaker 3: your husband who puts something down his pants.

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Speaker 5: It's about my husband. So it was a while ago

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Speaker 5: and they were building the freeway and it was the

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Speaker 5: school Christmas holiday, so very hot forty degree.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and my husband and his BMX gang just decided

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Speaker 9: to ride their bikes out to the bridge see what

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Speaker 9: was happening.

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Speaker 5: Found a big box of dynamite.

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Speaker 3: Bloody wow. Hell Michelle, g whiz and.

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Speaker 11: So you know when you can and they're the big

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Speaker 11: box of dynamite, why wouldn't you put it down your pants?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: My first stood for sure, gee whizz and Michelle with dynamite.

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Speaker 2: Michelle, that was that was the first time, well, that

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Speaker 2: was the only time he had dynamite in his pants

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Speaker 2: until he met you.

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Speaker 3: I imagine, no talk to me. Don't talk to me.

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Speaker 2: It's a been sick, but pretty great story, Michelle.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for that.

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Speaker 3: That would come up in Vows, Wedding Vows, What's up?

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Speaker 3: Dynamite and my Pants?

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Speaker 2: Sarah, Hey, guys, Hi, Sarah, welcome now, Sarah, first question here.

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Speaker 2: Did you get coaxed on to come and do this

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Speaker 2: segment again or did you actually volunteer?

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Speaker 8: Absolutely not. Definitely didn't get a phone call with a

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Speaker 8: producer pleading for me to come onto the show. Definitely not.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Sarah will receive your fifty bucks

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Speaker 3: in the math. Sarah, what did you put down your pants?

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Speaker 8: All right? Well, back in the UNI days, we've all

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Speaker 8: been there. You need drinking, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well not everyone.

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Speaker 2: That's a weird thing to say that everyone's done, because

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Speaker 2: not everyone has.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, but go on, Sarah, go on.

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Speaker 8: Well if you sneak back into.

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Speaker 2: The club and club, yes, yes, absolutely so.

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Speaker 8: I really did one for the team and snuck a

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Speaker 8: boon pack.

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Speaker 3: In wow doon sack Yeah Dan, your pants?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, down my pants, just put in the behind with

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Speaker 8: a bit wobbly blood.

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Speaker 5: The hell.

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Speaker 3: Well done, Sarah. Let's go to Sharon here. Who's got

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Speaker 3: on thirty one six five, Sharon, this is about your

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Speaker 3: friend Alan, that shaky devil. What did he put down

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Speaker 3: his pants?

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Speaker 11: He put down his pants. He put a pepper grinder.

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Speaker 11: He was very drunk at the time, and he goes

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Speaker 11: always go out for dinner. Okay, so we go into

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Speaker 11: this restaurant and he took a fancy to the pepper crowder.

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Speaker 11: He was very drunk at the time, so we put

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Speaker 11: it down his pants, and then we got up to

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Speaker 11: leave the restaurant and this thing started floating down his leg,

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Speaker 11: so he grabbed it to stop it from sliding, and

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Speaker 11: he's listening his crutch.

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Speaker 3: Oh say, cracking story. Thank you, Sharon. That is outstanding.

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Speaker 3: Said the pepper shaker in your pants or you're just

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Speaker 3: excited to see it,