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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Actually you

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Speaker 2: are Monday win or a loser? Mate?

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Speaker 1: I am a loser because I ordered something for my

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Speaker 1: mum online at Christmas time. We gave her a coloring

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Speaker 1: book just for mindfulness, and she absolutely loves it and

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Speaker 1: a beautiful set of pencils. I reckon she's used like

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Speaker 1: half the lead in the pencil. She is going hard

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Speaker 1: at this book.

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Speaker 2: The book.

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Speaker 1: It's like we got her a Native Flowers one and

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Speaker 1: she loves it and she just sits there for hours. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: she's got like two pages left.

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Speaker 2: She said to me, Oh my god, it's such a lovely,

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Speaker 2: pleasing image coloring.

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Speaker 1: She really has taken to it. Anyway, she said, listen,

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Speaker 1: I've burned through this book. Can you please order me

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Speaker 1: another one? I said, you know, worries. Excuse me? So

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Speaker 1: I just googled adult coloring books because they're actually quite

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Speaker 1: hard to get right.

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Speaker 2: Well, what's this man doing to that lady in this one?

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Speaker 2: I think gardening? Is he that bent over doing some

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Speaker 2: trowel work?

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Speaker 1: It arrived yesterday?

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Speaker 2: What's happening down this anyway with these guys?

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Speaker 1: It'd arrived yesterday and I got a very panicked phone

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Speaker 1: call from my mother my eighty one.

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Speaker 2: Can you get me another tenor? I both all the

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Speaker 2: lead in my pencil.

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Speaker 1: She goes, what have you sent me? And I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's there. Don't you love online shopping? You know? Twenty

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Speaker 1: four hours lady got it. I just sent it straight

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Speaker 1: to her.

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Speaker 2: She'd some watch this, she'ld be getting all those kind

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Speaker 2: of one of those adverts targeted ads offering your mum

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Speaker 2: all kinds of toys.

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Speaker 1: She said, what you've done is you've sent me some

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Speaker 1: soft porn. And I said, Mom, come off, and she

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Speaker 1: said no, it's very compromising, this coloring book toy?

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Speaker 2: Is it? Without going into too much, she does, what

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Speaker 2: is it? Is it? Well? Position base?

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of yes, the position strategy. And a

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Speaker 1: few excited and I said, no, you're joking and she

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Speaker 1: said I'm serious. And she said what will they say

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Speaker 1: it at probus when I take that go and have

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Speaker 1: coffee this week?

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Speaker 2: He doesn't ever take it along? Look at this, ladies,

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Speaker 2: you ever tried this one? The old iron lotus? So

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Speaker 2: what did the frank when you put it in your

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Speaker 2: shopping cart? What did the front cover have on it? Well?

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Speaker 1: It just had like a photo of a beautiful woman,

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Speaker 1: you know, very artistically no no, no artistic with you know,

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Speaker 1: she might have been naked, but she had this beautiful

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Speaker 1: long hand.

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Speaker 2: You've seen nudity. You're gonna is saying this is what's inside,

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Speaker 2: you know, like the lady in the Clamshow. I guess

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Speaker 2: being mistaken that it was. You're right, the lord of

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Speaker 2: classical artists. They have scantly ca yeah artists.

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Speaker 1: And I might have been doing three things at the

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Speaker 1: same time. I might have been helping Audrey with the

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Speaker 1: homework and talking to Chris at the same time, and

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Speaker 1: telling the doors some of those images.

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Speaker 2: They were doing three things at the same time. But

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