Speaker 1: We do this every Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Everyone pick can't.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have collated the biggest news stories of the
Speaker 3: last twenty four hours from every leading newspaper and publication
Speaker 3: on Earth. How big they have a readership of anywhere
Speaker 3: from a million to three The scope.
Speaker 1: Is broad, probably two broad. I bring them to you,
Speaker 1: girl Britain.
Speaker 3: Laura, you decide do we pick it up, carry on
Speaker 3: the conversation or do we put it down?
Speaker 1: Never speak in it again?
Speaker 4: Yes, And you've been dripped feeding something that I really
Speaker 4: need the answer to you about James Bond.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's coming out very soon. Wink wink. All right,
Speaker 1: pick up, put down?
Speaker 3: Reserving public park benches, pick up or put down?
Speaker 5: Put it down?
Speaker 6: Put it down? But I need context?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, social media use It taped a four piece
Speaker 3: of paper that he printed at home that said reserved
Speaker 3: for the thirty first of the eighth from one pm.
Speaker 3: He then sticky taped it to a public table at
Speaker 3: a park, and the Internet obviously is saying, no.
Speaker 6: You can't do that.
Speaker 2: If you don't want to pay for venue higher, you
Speaker 2: can't go sticking a reserve sign on a park bench.
Speaker 2: You have to get there in advance and make sure,
Speaker 2: you can sit your booty on it to deserve it.
Speaker 2: This is a big thing though, when it comes to
Speaker 2: like kids' birthday parties, because a lot of people have
Speaker 2: their kids' birthday parties at like local parks and stuff.
Speaker 2: And I was down visiting my mom and we took
Speaker 2: the kids to a park and somebody had glad wrapped
Speaker 2: an entire like little gazebo. They'd wrapped all the way
Speaker 2: around this gazebo because they were reserving it.
Speaker 6: Maybe it was a crime scene.
Speaker 2: No, it looks like that, but no, I think they
Speaker 2: just had an eleven am birthday party and the kids
Speaker 2: were getting down there a bit late.
Speaker 3: He might be a witness, then the police might be okay,
Speaker 3: put it put down. James Bond today coming out as gay?
Speaker 6: What I mean, obviously pick it up.
Speaker 4: But James Bond, who wanted the characters, the actual character
Speaker 4: in the movie is going to be gay, or one
Speaker 4: of the actors has come out as gay.
Speaker 1: Daniel Craig is gay. Daniel Craig is gay, No, it's not.
Speaker 3: Daniel Craig, who played James Bond right, was doing press
Speaker 3: for a new film he was in.
Speaker 1: But of course the pressed were like, well, we want
Speaker 1: to ask about Dame's Bond.
Speaker 3: So out of nowhere, they asked Daniel Craig and the director,
Speaker 3: is it possible that James Bond could ever be gay?
Speaker 1: This is what he said. The Internet's loving this right now.
Speaker 2: Do you think there could be a gay James Bond?
Speaker 1: Daniel Craig shakes his head.
Speaker 5: Guys, let's be adult in the room for a second.
Speaker 5: There is no way around the fact that nobody would
Speaker 5: ever know James Bond desires period. Having said that, the
Speaker 5: important thing is that he does his missions properly.
Speaker 1: Having said that, Darling, he.
Speaker 3: Says, Darling, I adore you, and he rubs the nape
Speaker 3: of Daniel Craig's neck.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he'd be gay. He'd be bisexual
Speaker 2: with anyone or anything that was hot enough.
Speaker 1: Jamess, Bye.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just think he would do what needs to be
Speaker 4: done to get mission done. I think that really is
Speaker 4: a pendulum that swings.
Speaker 3: All right, picking up putting down the last one today, girls,
Speaker 3: this is a pretty light one to went on a
Speaker 3: pickup put down committing fraud.
Speaker 6: What legally we should say they put it down.
Speaker 2: But I think, as we established last week, I've committed
Speaker 2: fraud and you know, very sorry for it.
Speaker 6: I think he probably should put some contact in it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've broke into my ex boyfriend's house and I
Speaker 2: you know, stoly signature, and I went on a lovely
Speaker 2: holiday without him.
Speaker 6: It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, Well you might like this, Laura, because a
Speaker 3: trend is emerging from the United States. People are discovering
Speaker 3: there's a hack that allows you to get free money.
Speaker 3: Essentially wherein you write a physical check, say for one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars, You then run to the bank, you
Speaker 3: deposit it, and before the bank have time to clear it,
Speaker 3: there is a brief window of two to three minutes
Speaker 3: where that money is available in your account before it's
Speaker 3: legally cleared. So you run to an ATM between it
Speaker 3: being deposited and being cleared, and you take that money
Speaker 3: out and people are revealing, oh my god, free money.
Speaker 6: It's like it's back.
Speaker 1: It's fraud.
Speaker 2: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, and people are
Speaker 2: going to go to prison. Don't listen to everything that
Speaker 2: you see on TikTok is what I have to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is a hack.
Speaker 4: It's not a hack because you go to prison. They
Speaker 4: can see what you have done.
Speaker 3: But I could argue it in a court of war
Speaker 3: that it is a fault in the system of the bank.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think that will fall.
Speaker 2: You've intentionally deceived the bank to take money out, Mitch,
Speaker 2: don't try that at home.
Speaker 1: I need a good lawyer.
Speaker 4: Then, all right, Well, coming up, I want to talk
Speaker 4: to you about why Laura's and my friendship has ended.
Speaker 6: That's not true, Laura, Laura tried.
Speaker 4: Don't dispute this, Laura, Laura tried to kill me on
Speaker 4: the weekend.
Speaker 6: I will if you keep this up.
Speaker 3: James Bond, Gay and the Life un Cut girls falling
Speaker 3: out in the same day.
Speaker 2: Life un Cut is over that headline, but our friendship's
Speaker 2: over the business.
Speaker 6: I still need that. I got bills to pay, but
Speaker 6: the friendship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Cartwaite, that's next.