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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melvin's Gold one
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Speaker 3: Good morning Jack Post, Good morning Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 2: Happy Friday to Patrina Jones. Hello Christian hid their team.
Speaker 2: So have you had your time microphone tested? I have.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's easy to use, but it's sounds like I'm
Speaker 4: in two rooms.
Speaker 3: Away like a kid.
Speaker 2: Could you said?
Speaker 3: Because it's made by Fisher and Pikele and it is
Speaker 3: for children.
Speaker 2: It's not Fisher and Bikele they're like top ends. I mean,
Speaker 2: what's the expression price Fisher price? Yes, the little kids one.
Speaker 2: We're talking about how this week we've all been getting
Speaker 2: in our homes. Basically the equipment that we have here
Speaker 2: stripped back a bit so that if we're put into
Speaker 2: self isolation during the next couple of weeks a couple months,
Speaker 2: we can still give you the show. So sorry if
Speaker 2: you were hoping that we might be off air, not so. So.
Speaker 2: I've got all this skar. I've got like two monitors,
Speaker 2: microphone and everything to to do the show. You wouldn't
Speaker 2: know the difference. Jack, You've got the same as well.
Speaker 3: They spent a couple of hours in there connecting it
Speaker 3: all to the internet, Yeah, connecting up the microphone. It's
Speaker 3: all ready to go.
Speaker 2: And then off the back of a lorry they've got
Speaker 2: I mean it's sort of thing like a teenager's podcast
Speaker 2: would have.
Speaker 4: It's the size of a Rubek's cube, isn't it.
Speaker 2: What You've basically got to sort of lean forward to
Speaker 2: even speak into that thing they've given you. I know,
Speaker 2: I tell you what, if you went to a Maca's
Speaker 2: drive through, they have a better microphone set up than
Speaker 2: what they've given you to do the news. It's bring
Speaker 2: out of order.
Speaker 3: It might be interesting al've plugged into like a mixer
Speaker 3: and then a piece of equipment that you wouldn't never make.
Speaker 2: It worse, mate, don't tell her about that.
Speaker 5: Fin your old phone.
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to talk about the mixing desk. We've
Speaker 2: got the whole console. Well, they have to improve that.
Speaker 5: You can't really ordered, isn't it real?
Speaker 2: No, they do, That's what I mean, they absolutely do.
Speaker 2: All right, let's stay with Patsy. Patsy, we're doing double
Speaker 2: thumbs up Friday. This is where we do this every Friday,
Speaker 2: the things that we're into this week, and we give
Speaker 2: it a double thumbs up. Patsy, what's your double thumbs up?
Speaker 4: I wanted to be just slightly serious, but not too serious.
Speaker 4: First off, so we've got an eight year old explaining Corona.
Speaker 4: So a lot of anxiety amongst kids about what it is,
Speaker 4: what's going to happen to them.
Speaker 5: It's very uncertain.
Speaker 4: So our wellness team at school suggested to parents to
Speaker 4: show them Betn behind the news. I'm not sure if
Speaker 4: you're aware of it. Christin So on the ABC and
Speaker 4: It's news bulletins aimed at eight to thirteen year old,
Speaker 4: so they speak in plain language at their level. Don't
Speaker 4: freak them out too much, but don't make it all
Speaker 4: fairy tale and fantasy.
Speaker 5: We've been referring to her to.
Speaker 2: In real sences. It might be worth you getting across that.
Speaker 2: And lot of times he gets very jumpy and started
Speaker 2: during the news and that, so I would.
Speaker 3: Take a leap out of there, run down behind the
Speaker 3: red cock. Yeah, I remember behind the News from school.
Speaker 2: We've watched it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's such a good resource really, so parents can It's
Speaker 4: a really good tool. I've been looking at for podcasts
Speaker 4: and stuff that we can listen to with.
Speaker 2: Her, just because we're struggling with all of it.
Speaker 5: She's really scared, is she.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so this has really helped because it's just explained
Speaker 4: to her what it is, and you know what it
Speaker 4: is too. It's also not just coming from my husband
Speaker 4: and I. It's another source and they kind of believe
Speaker 4: it a bit more.
Speaker 2: Perhaps, Yeah, it's in the ABC are what they do.
Speaker 2: You have a brilliant organization with them.
Speaker 4: The second thing, everyone's at home a lot more and
Speaker 4: cooking heaps. I cleaned out my tupperware cupvered.
Speaker 5: The other day.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, I had this on the weekend. Are
Speaker 2: you nesting at the moment? Wife? Oh my word, all
Speaker 2: we can. I came back yesterday and she was like,
Speaker 2: I know you're tired, Please can you just come with
Speaker 2: me into the pantry? And I was thinking, oh, absolutely,
Speaker 2: And then she showed me how she'd rearranged everything.
Speaker 4: Oh, it gives me so much joy to do that
Speaker 4: and see it all lined up and in order. So
Speaker 4: I did find this piece of equipment that I put
Speaker 4: on my Insta the other day. I had no idea
Speaker 4: what it was.
Speaker 2: I bought it this with the lipstick the other week.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it turns out it's a rice cooker. I still
Speaker 4: don't know how to use it. If you can tell
Speaker 4: me how to put the bits together and use it,
Speaker 4: that's brilliant. But today I'm going to go for the
Speaker 4: turbo chef. This is a little bowl like, by.
Speaker 2: The way, what did you tap them? Did you see
Speaker 2: what she tapped them?
Speaker 5: The picture I've printed it out.
Speaker 4: So it's a bowl with a little blade that you
Speaker 4: whack on the top and put a lid on top
Speaker 4: that clicks onto the blade and you go sort of
Speaker 4: left to right either way and it will chop up onions, nuts,
Speaker 4: garlic without any.
Speaker 2: Tears, chop up nuts.
Speaker 5: It's brilliant.
Speaker 2: It's really a short year and it's just small an.
Speaker 4: How yeah, that's and it makes that noise and it's
Speaker 4: tup aware.
Speaker 2: You can get it online like a grinder.
Speaker 5: Sort of kinder.
Speaker 4: But it's great for onions because you don't.
Speaker 5: Get the tears. Yeah, so you just chop it up like.
Speaker 2: It in there.
Speaker 5: It's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Try on your noise onion nose.
Speaker 5: What's that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you get a little bit weepy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, there's nothing worse. So that's brilliant, turbo chef.
Speaker 4: You can get a bigger version as well. We've just
Speaker 4: got the little one. What are you laughing at me?
Speaker 3: Just like yours, each week is becoming more and more
Speaker 3: like a real infomercial.
Speaker 2: You would be so good nuts now you are? Why
Speaker 2: if you printed off like a photo and some that
Speaker 2: it's from the press company. You're so good at it.
Speaker 2: You should be on move away from radio. We're doing
Speaker 2: that anywhere with that timpop microphone anyway.
Speaker 5: It's seventy four bucks and.
Speaker 2: Put goggles on.
Speaker 5: That's it's great.
Speaker 4: Feeding a baby solid no, no, and you wack it
Speaker 4: in the dishwasher.
Speaker 5: It's money worth well spent.
Speaker 2: You're so good, You're so good.
Speaker 4: It's like anything Tupperware, it's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, all things. Every Friday, beturing, the tupperware jokes.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: That's what you can remember. Watch it today. The news,
Speaker 2: pain language, language, no big terms.
Speaker 3: I wanted to start my double thumbs up with a
Speaker 3: board game. And I know we've saturated the show again.
Speaker 3: I know we've saturated the show with board games this week.
Speaker 2: What are we now building looms?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I wanted to point out a classic traditional board game
Speaker 3: that now that we're talking about all these fandangle, new ones, wingspan,
Speaker 3: catan code names, pandemic, you know we are forgetting about
Speaker 3: the original board game.
Speaker 2: Tupperware, the one Patsy plays, My wife and I play
Speaker 2: it off the chess. Oh that's a great girl.
Speaker 3: Why you're in isolation this coming week or coming weeks months?
Speaker 2: Play chess? Yeah? I just have a bad You know
Speaker 2: that story told me about the other week, about when
Speaker 2: I tried to set up the chess club at school.
Speaker 2: And yes, we have to fold because no one apart
Speaker 2: from that teacher that saw me alone during the lunch
Speaker 2: first and only outing of chess clubs.
Speaker 3: But maybe after thirty years it's time for you to
Speaker 3: go back.
Speaker 2: Someone just can never heal Jack. Some moons can never heal.
Speaker 2: But yeah, chess.
Speaker 3: Gregg and I have downloaded an app called five Minute Chess,
Speaker 3: which is like, you know, you've see him play speed
Speaker 3: chess sometimes.
Speaker 2: You go to New York and that you see them
Speaker 2: in the public schas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we have been playing five minute chests where
Speaker 3: you get five minutes each and then you tap as
Speaker 3: soon as you're goes done, you tap it in the
Speaker 3: other person's time start.
Speaker 2: They do that a lot of aveil care homes. I mean,
Speaker 2: the lifestyle of you is the same as someone in
Speaker 2: a care home. Really is what was it the other
Speaker 2: week about they play this as board games and Monopoly Deal, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. Monopoly Deal.
Speaker 3: I still recommend as well Monopoly Deal over the original
Speaker 3: Monopoly if you can find the card game only ten
Speaker 3: dollars at Target or Kmart. And then I just had
Speaker 3: also two books while we're going into isolation, some good books.
Speaker 3: These are my two favorite books from last year. The
Speaker 3: first one is the Lost Man by Jane Harper. She
Speaker 3: is a British Australian.
Speaker 2: All that's I've seen that in the bookshops.
Speaker 3: Who wrote The Dry which is most famous for the
Speaker 3: Dry and force of nature. I read The Lost Man
Speaker 3: last year. Is really one of my favorite books. It's
Speaker 3: about the she writes all sets all her books in
Speaker 3: the austral and outback. And this is like a semi
Speaker 3: mystery somebody's died, who did it?
Speaker 2: Type thing? Really good.
Speaker 3: And then Exit West is a really short, easy to
Speaker 3: read book by motionin Hamid, a young couple fleeing a
Speaker 3: fictional civil war. It sounds deep, but it's actually a
Speaker 3: really beautiful part awesome.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll take a break. When we come back,
Speaker 2: I'll take you through my double thumbs up all the
Speaker 2: things that we're talking about the way if you were
Speaker 2: try and find them, and that we're going to put
Speaker 2: them up on our website and you can find them
Speaker 2: on Facebook. OC four to three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right. Then some of the things I'm into at
Speaker 2: the moment. Our Pacino is in a great new TV
Speaker 2: show on Amazon Prime called Hunters. This is he is good.
Speaker 2: He's not Pacino. You know, he's like yelling and sometimes
Speaker 2: chewing the scenery, and he's not that al Pacino. He's elderly,
Speaker 2: twinkle eyed Pacino. However, do you know what he is.
Speaker 2: He's a He's a German war criminal hunter. That's what
Speaker 2: it's called. Hunters said in World War Two. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: it's in the seventies where they try and track down
Speaker 2: when this is based on true story. A lot of
Speaker 2: war criminals fled to America were protected, giving new identities,
Speaker 2: and he leads a team that were tracking him down
Speaker 2: into the seventies and eighties. It is so good, very
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 5: So is it just the first series so far?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called Hunters. It's really really good. If you're
Speaker 2: looking for zonder binge watching moment. Can't recommend that enough.
Speaker 2: The other thing is, I've got a couple of comedy
Speaker 2: shows as well, people looking for People really need funny
Speaker 2: stuff in their lives right now, Brooklyn, Modern Family, Big
Speaker 2: Band Theory. These are those rare heart to find shows
Speaker 2: that me and the kids will all watch together and
Speaker 2: laugh very hard. Those are relentlessly funny shows. They're only
Speaker 2: like twenty four minute episodes. You can tear through a load.
Speaker 2: But my real big recommendation this week is an amazing
Speaker 2: new show. It's a co production between the BBC, who
Speaker 2: still makes on of the best dramas in the world,
Speaker 2: and Netflix, who do make the majority the other bit
Speaker 2: of our best dramas in the world. It's a show
Speaker 2: called Girl Slash Haji. It's about two brothers. One is
Speaker 2: a police detective, the other one is a member of
Speaker 2: the Japanese mob a yakuza. It is so good. I
Speaker 2: am only three episodes in, but you know, there's nothing
Speaker 2: better when you start to watch something and you know
Speaker 2: within half an hour, oh, this is amazing.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I actually went out to the homepage to see
Speaker 2: how many seasons I had to go as well. There's
Speaker 2: quite a few seasons of it. I reckon that is
Speaker 2: the best thriller I've seen in about ten years. It
Speaker 2: is so good. Oh cool, I can't worry. Really really good.
Speaker 3: So then I was weighing up. Yesterday you mentioned the Sopranos.
Speaker 3: We were about to start binging the Sopranos. What do
Speaker 3: you where do we start?
Speaker 2: I go straight into you know how much I love
Speaker 2: the Suppers. I go into Girl Haji. Wow, he is
Speaker 2: really really, it's so great when you see something new
Speaker 2: and different, you recognize some of the casts in there.
Speaker 2: They're in a lot of other good shows as well.
Speaker 2: But Girls Slash Harji Haji. You find it on Netflix.
Speaker 2: That is outstanding. That's my big tip this week.
Speaker 1: Chris John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So yesterday we start this new thing called the Name Game,
Speaker 2: where you just give us a random phrase a word,
Speaker 2: and then we try it and turn it into a
Speaker 2: game to play twenty four hours later this morning on
Speaker 2: the show yesterday were quite a few strange and difficult
Speaker 2: random phrases. I guess if you ask them, they are
Speaker 2: going to be random. Was one of them? What was
Speaker 2: the one turn left at Box Forest? That's right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that one haunted me all last night, even woke up
Speaker 2: this morning and all I had my mind was turn
Speaker 2: left at Box Forest. It will stay with me for
Speaker 2: a long time. We cowardly veered away from turn Left
Speaker 2: at Box Forest. However, we did go for Marley just
Speaker 2: texted us to phrase gather the Goats, and Rio, who
Speaker 2: he works on the show, say, junior producer. His job
Speaker 2: is not to make production of jingles, right, That's not
Speaker 2: where he was hired, and it's not what he can do. However,
Speaker 2: he keeps making unnecessary jingles. And this is mark my words,
Speaker 2: is worse one. Just so you know, by the way,
Speaker 2: it's called gather the goats. So I left yesterday telling
Speaker 2: him it was called gather the goats. This is what
Speaker 2: he gave me this morning.
Speaker 6: So, Billy Nanny, can you go tell all the kids?
Speaker 6: And heard him him, heard him, heard him, gether.
Speaker 2: All the goats, Baby got goats, Baby got goats. That's
Speaker 2: good actually, second play, So.
Speaker 6: Billy Nanny, can you go tell all the kids? And
Speaker 6: heard him, heard him, heard him, heard him, gether.
Speaker 2: All the goats, Baby got goats. Just remember someone went
Speaker 2: into a studio at this radio station at half five
Speaker 2: this morning to do that. All right, then here's this
Speaker 2: how it works. Then we're trying to work at yesterday
Speaker 2: what is gather the goats? And Patsy assured me, and
Speaker 2: she was right that there would be some people who
Speaker 2: actually have goats. Amy called in, sorry Abby, she lives
Speaker 2: outside to Eden part and they have a load of goats.
Speaker 2: Do you know what the collective terms for a lot
Speaker 2: of goats?
Speaker 3: I do, because I've read the cheete have you seen
Speaker 3: the sheet here. I've had so much fun reading the sheet.
Speaker 2: We have seven Do you want to go down these
Speaker 2: seven facts that we've got about goats?
Speaker 3: So a group of goats is called a tribe or
Speaker 3: a trip of goats. Goats were the first animals to
Speaker 3: be domesticated. I thought it was the dog still getting
Speaker 3: It's still interesting. Goats giving birth is called kidding. This
Speaker 3: is where I put a big question mark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't believe this.
Speaker 3: Number four goats have eyes in the back of their head.
Speaker 2: I think they start making no, there's no way. I
Speaker 2: think they start making us up, thinking they'd give us
Speaker 2: a long list, thinking they won't even get past the fire.
Speaker 2: They do not have eyes in the back of their heads.
Speaker 3: They know we never read this stuff they put in
Speaker 3: front of us, so they just wanted to make.
Speaker 2: It keep going on. Have you've seen that? What about coffee?
Speaker 2: That's the one that made me laugh the most.
Speaker 3: Goats discovered coffee.
Speaker 2: What do they somehow start nibbling on some and they go,
Speaker 2: I feel really wired right now. I've got eyes in
Speaker 2: the back of my head.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, If you're like al Cafe has
Speaker 3: a goat barrista, you know it's the best stuff.
Speaker 2: There's somewhere in North melb that probably does have a
Speaker 2: goat barrista. I don't know what the other ones are.
Speaker 3: A female goat is called a dough, A male goat
Speaker 3: is called a.
Speaker 2: Weather and have four stomachs. I don't believe any of
Speaker 2: them anyway, this does not work so abby. Yesterday out
Speaker 2: of Eden Park she went and recorded load of her
Speaker 2: goats together. You've got a guess. I can't believe I
Speaker 2: actually doing this. You've got to get full refund on
Speaker 2: today's show. You've got to guess how many goats? Why
Speaker 2: do we go with this one? We should have gone
Speaker 2: with turn left at box Forest? How many goats can
Speaker 2: you hear? You're still counting? Are you reaching? Today's show
Speaker 2: does get better? It needs to get But I'm saying
Speaker 2: that as a mantra to myself. It can only get better.
Speaker 2: There's only one way to go from here. All right?
Speaker 2: How how many goats can you hear?
Speaker 1: In this?
Speaker 2: All right? So take part in the first to last
Speaker 2: ever gathered the goats up for grabs. We having talked
Speaker 2: about a prize. What have we got left in the cupboard?
Speaker 2: Hang on, I know we've got mugs. Yep, you can
Speaker 2: have a mug and a pair of our awful socks.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast The Random Name Game.
Speaker 2: This is where on a Thursday we ask you is
Speaker 2: to text us a random word or phrase and then
Speaker 2: we try and turn it into a game that we
Speaker 2: play the next day on the show, which is now.
Speaker 2: The phrase we went with yesterday was gather the goats.
Speaker 2: It was either that or turn left at box Forest
Speaker 2: or thank you for the Rabbit's mother. I think people
Speaker 2: are deliberately trying to make this as hard as possible,
Speaker 2: and we gather the goats. Let's play it. Ri Owe
Speaker 2: your theme tune, So Billy name, can you go? Tell
Speaker 2: a lot of the kids them gather all the goats?
Speaker 2: Baby got goats?
Speaker 3: The more I listened to that, you've just taken a
Speaker 3: whole lot of goat phrases and words, put them together,
Speaker 3: and you're not sorted through them.
Speaker 2: That's why it's brilliant, So gather the goats. Luckily, we
Speaker 2: managed to find one of you yesterday that she does
Speaker 2: have goats called Abby out of Eden Park and she
Speaker 2: recorded them this morning. You've got simply got to guess
Speaker 2: how many goats. Can you hear? It's actually very hard
Speaker 2: to record goats because, of course, as we've learned this morning,
Speaker 2: they've got eyes in the back of their heads. Oh,
Speaker 2: a couple of people have contacted me. They really did
Speaker 2: discover an Ethiopia coffee.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll give them that. I won't give them the
Speaker 3: eyes in the back of the head.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I won't give them that. But they discovered yeah,
Speaker 2: an Ethiopia. They goats discovered coffee, and apparently I think
Speaker 2: there is a brand of coffee called goat Coffee, which
Speaker 2: must be very good. All right, let's play how many goats? Jake?
Speaker 2: Good morning morning. Hang on, Jake, let me just put
Speaker 2: your back in hold. Do you know the answer? By
Speaker 2: the way, I forgot what it is? Yeah, I'll write it.
Speaker 2: You go ah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, Sorry about that, Jake.
Speaker 2: I just had to check out all work. Yeah. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm good with it now, Jake. How many goats is
Speaker 2: about six? Six? Jake? Is not the right answer. It's
Speaker 2: not six. Have an icery, kend Are we going to
Speaker 2: go hire a lower here? Let's not. Let's not make
Speaker 2: it more complicated, easier? Yeah? Will that make it easier? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, so we're at six yep, okay, higher, Gloria,
Speaker 2: going higher and lower than a six? No, we say
Speaker 2: it's top, we say higher a lower. No, that's not
Speaker 2: how the game hi works. You ask them, what's he
Speaker 2: got to do with us? We do the answer.
Speaker 3: No, we say hire a lower. So now they're going
Speaker 3: to know, all right, it's at least higher than no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, put them back and no better way to
Speaker 2: do it? Oh no, no, no, Gloria, do you want to
Speaker 2: go hi?
Speaker 6: Christian?
Speaker 8: I think I think it's eleven.
Speaker 2: So that's higher than six. Glory is going to go higher.
Speaker 2: It's not eleven. Okay, have a nice weekend.
Speaker 3: Okay, And now how does from here? How does your
Speaker 3: version of high or lower work?
Speaker 2: Our friend here, Tristan can go either higher or lower
Speaker 2: than eleven, because it could be in between seven and eleven. Tristan,
Speaker 2: you're going higher or lower than eleven. There's a TV
Speaker 2: show that ran for twenty years in the UK called
Speaker 2: Higher or Lower where they have to go up and
Speaker 2: down the quiz board, turning over cars while going higher
Speaker 2: or lower than this.
Speaker 3: Obviously, it's going to be higher or lower than eleven
Speaker 3: because there's something that.
Speaker 2: You you don't know. We know the answer, Tristan. When
Speaker 2: are you going higher or lower than eleven? Christian Jack
Speaker 2: pat high? Yeah, thanks Tristan.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna go higher.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna got eighteen, very high, but I reckon it
Speaker 8: might be eighteen.
Speaker 2: It's too high, my friend, way too high, Tristan. You
Speaker 2: went to big too soon, there, my friend. But anyway, Tristan,
Speaker 2: have a good weekend, mate, Thanks for playing. How many Goats? Big?
Speaker 1: Dan?
Speaker 2: And that is the the public white hot this game.
Speaker 2: Literally Corona's on the line, Dan, how many? How many goats?
Speaker 1: I'm going twelve.
Speaker 2: Twelve coast, but no goat, it's not twelve. And let's
Speaker 2: let's get on with it now. Connor, good morning, Good morning, Connor,
Speaker 2: say fourteen, you've won.
Speaker 9: Fourteen to the hustle.
Speaker 3: Connor, you've gathered those games?
Speaker 2: Oh well, non Connor, you go down in show history.
Speaker 2: Let's take your part in the worst game we have
Speaker 2: un gathered the goats. You're the winner. My friend will
Speaker 2: give you whatever you want. Okay, the world, Connor, have
Speaker 2: a great weekend, all right, buddy, stay safe. It's the
Speaker 2: random name game coming back next week.
Speaker 3: Will gather the goats will definitely never, never.
Speaker 2: Ever ever come back. Okay, but at the random name game,
Speaker 2: it's give it one more week, one more week.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I've just showing Jack this video clip, right, and I
Speaker 2: didn't know whether to show them this morning because I
Speaker 2: thought maybe it's just me reading it this way. But
Speaker 2: it irritated the head out of me this morning a
Speaker 2: half five and I didn't have a very good night's sleep,
Speaker 2: and I ended up getting up about four o'clock this morning, right,
Speaker 2: and I found myself, you know, anger is an energy,
Speaker 2: isn't it. And I've kept watching it and kept watching it,
Speaker 2: making myself angry and angry and angry, and then I
Speaker 2: felt great, I'm ready did the radio show now. So
Speaker 2: I didn't know whether the show it to Jack, where
Speaker 2: it was just me a little bit tired this morning.
Speaker 2: We're gonna, I don't know, to talk about it too
Speaker 2: much because we need to play some of this video
Speaker 2: to you in a couple of minutes when we get
Speaker 2: hold of it. It is unbelievable. All I can say
Speaker 2: is a load of a list celebrities have thought right now,
Speaker 2: they know that we're struggling. Okay, that we're self isolating.
Speaker 2: People are losing their jobs, they're worried about the next
Speaker 2: couple of months and actually paying for food on the
Speaker 2: table and even finding food to get on the table
Speaker 2: and lou roll. They thought the best thing these at
Speaker 2: Multi miss A listeners could do is get together in
Speaker 2: their mansions film themselves doing the line from John Lennard's
Speaker 2: imagine perhaps you watch it awful. I don't know. Did
Speaker 2: they think that we were going as has anyone heard
Speaker 2: from Hulk and Wonder Woman? Yet? Do they know what's
Speaker 2: going on here? It is so bad? And also my
Speaker 2: eyes were distracted by their vacuous mansions behind them, like yeah,
Speaker 2: and they're all going, you know, I've seen a lot
Speaker 2: of these people that are in the video. They've probably saying, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm self isolating. It's day three and it's not as bad.
Speaker 2: Of course, you've got a gym and a home cinema instead,
Speaker 2: you've got a village cinema gold class in your basement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could spend one of each in the next
Speaker 3: fourteen days in a different room and it won't be
Speaker 3: like our experience self isolating and hope it's a shame
Speaker 3: because a lot of the people I love. I know,
Speaker 3: it's kind of like watching the Foody last night. Oh
Speaker 3: my what I love these people. But something is weird
Speaker 3: and not right about this.
Speaker 2: I think the thing. Everyone was so excited, right, so
Speaker 2: I even watched the build up for half an hour
Speaker 2: Footies backup one it was going to be like and
Speaker 2: then it was really eerie is the only word I
Speaker 2: can describe it. Obviously, it's the MCG so it's a
Speaker 2: huge megadom so one of the greatest sports venues in
Speaker 2: the world. But it was just it was bizarre at times.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, it felt like like some sort
Speaker 2: of training drill.
Speaker 3: Yeah did what it sounded like was local footy or
Speaker 3: a trans drill. You're right, and you realize how much
Speaker 3: the crowd everything is everything. Oh my god, it was
Speaker 3: so strange start to watch without a crowd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd mouted the microphones as well, so you just
Speaker 2: sort of heard a lot of yelling. I didn't wantize
Speaker 2: it's noisy out as well. I'm telling you now, if
Speaker 2: Gil wants to make the money back to pay the
Speaker 2: place and no pay cuts, I'm happy to pay like
Speaker 2: fifty dollars per game to hear the full unedited feed.
Speaker 2: I want to hear the swearing. I want to hear
Speaker 2: the sledging. Gil would make millions for the afil for
Speaker 2: they said, all for charity. He said, you want to
Speaker 2: hear the full unedited feed. But it was just so strange.
Speaker 2: I realized it was going to be a bit awkward
Speaker 2: to begin with, the the interviews with the coaches that
Speaker 2: was conducted. We all know about social distancing, right, but
Speaker 2: you're not watching Graham Norton where they like the other
Speaker 2: side of the studio. So what was it like? Better?
Speaker 2: Did it come up? It's making that? Can you still
Speaker 2: me making the movie? They were like ten yards apart,
Speaker 2: and that microphone in the middle of the pitch, almost
Speaker 2: like the middle of the oval. I mean, had it's
Speaker 2: a small little fellow anyway, but that far back it
Speaker 2: looked like a little munchkin.
Speaker 3: What was so strange about it? So Matthew Richardson and
Speaker 3: Damian Hardwick have to stand to me in Falling Out,
Speaker 3: but in the background all the players are high five
Speaker 3: and bumping into each other and giving each other rubs
Speaker 3: on the head. It didn't make sense.
Speaker 2: No, And then did we all see the balls being disinfected. No,
Speaker 2: that was a highlight for me, the ball being disinfected
Speaker 2: and what it was just I gave up a halftime
Speaker 2: because I guess it's like when you watch a comedy
Speaker 2: show or a stand up show on TV or on Netflix.
Speaker 2: There's a reason why the audience are there. It's a
Speaker 2: big part of your experience, isn't it like a like
Speaker 2: friends and a laugh track. It's I didn't wontze how
Speaker 2: much energy comes from a first off? It intimidated, like
Speaker 2: to that need me to cheer or something.
Speaker 3: It is like like a laugh track, like a sitcom
Speaker 3: has the laugh sound effects.
Speaker 2: They need canned crowd, caned crown is what they need.
Speaker 2: And also use the giant screens to put some pictures
Speaker 2: up or something that of like people like Gogglebot's watching
Speaker 2: at home. And also what were those awful, badly taken
Speaker 2: photos of fans going berserk watching the game at home.
Speaker 3: And not substitute for what is usually one hundred thousand crowd.
Speaker 2: Coming up after this, then from George Howison, I'll give
Speaker 2: you my experience of homeschooling for the last three days.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you this, teachers are not paid enough.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So these celebrities, Jack and I can't stop moving. Jack,
Speaker 2: just ask me if you could watch a bit more
Speaker 2: of it during that song we have to focus on
Speaker 2: today's show. I've watched the whole thing now.
Speaker 3: It's what a shame because they're people that we love
Speaker 3: and they're trying to do something great. Yes, they just
Speaker 3: it feels tone deaf, like, oh great, the rich people
Speaker 3: are singing to us. Feel much better.
Speaker 2: They know about us in the mansions of there. Here's
Speaker 2: a bit of it. Then celebrity A listers for our benefit,
Speaker 2: for our benefit, they've done this. They've done a line
Speaker 2: each from.
Speaker 7: Imagine, Imagine, there's no herb.
Speaker 2: Thank You, wonder Woman, easy Future, well below Us, a
Speaker 2: bother song discards. Some of them are taking it very serious.
Speaker 2: Imagine all the people. It's not American idol for two days?
Speaker 2: What is it about actors, not justist where it's all
Speaker 2: about them? Yeah, seriously about and the reason why they've
Speaker 2: done Imagine. I don't know if you saw that video clip,
Speaker 2: which was a beautiful, pure moment last week in Italy,
Speaker 2: you know where thousands, I think, Patsy, how many is
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 5: To the death told Italy three four hundred.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, they've had just the worst couple of weeks
Speaker 2: in Italy his for a very very long time. There
Speaker 2: was a guy in a block of flats last weekend
Speaker 2: who during the night just got his trumpet out right
Speaker 2: and started playing just like a natural human moment, right,
Speaker 2: And he didn't even film himself. It's not a selfie.
Speaker 2: You see it film from other balconies. Starts playing, imagine
Speaker 2: on his trumpet to try and you know, spread some cheer.
Speaker 2: It's a lovely moment.
Speaker 3: And isn't it so much of Hollywood's What they would
Speaker 3: usually do is see a beautiful, genuine moment like that
Speaker 3: and go, we'll have that, no credit.
Speaker 2: To him, we will use that, and we'll take your
Speaker 2: box and we'll do it ourselves, all right. So after
Speaker 2: the ad break, I'll tell you what about my experiences
Speaker 2: the last three days of homeschooling my thirteen year old.
Speaker 2: The one thing I can tell you right now is
Speaker 2: teachers are not paid nowhere near enough. I can say
Speaker 2: that categoric. They've always thought that, but no, I know
Speaker 2: after the last three days they're trying to wrangle her
Speaker 2: to actually do some work. And also often I thought
Speaker 2: those teachers, they really have it easy with those long breaks.
Speaker 2: I think, teachers, you need longer breaks.
Speaker 1: The Chris John O'Connell breakfast Show pod.
Speaker 2: This week has made me out of all the things
Speaker 2: that were going on in the world and here in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It's actually made me appreciate people who, sadly we don't
Speaker 2: appreciate enough, all the people that we sometimes don't see.
Speaker 2: Like the other day, I was in the supermarket trying
Speaker 2: to see what I could actually get, which isn't much
Speaker 2: at the moment, especially if you go in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: It has this been stripped, isn't it. And there was
Speaker 2: a young, nervous looking lad who was trying to restock
Speaker 2: and he literally looked like he was blinking into light,
Speaker 2: waiting for the whores to descend on him. I said, oh,
Speaker 2: well done mate, and he actually stopped and oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: She seemed so exhausted. But it's amazing all these workers
Speaker 2: now we realize how important they are to us. You know,
Speaker 2: all the people who are often written off in government
Speaker 2: facts as low skilled workers, and actually now where realizing
Speaker 2: they're not low skilled. They're really important to us to
Speaker 2: keep everything going. Like the shelf stackers, people who work
Speaker 2: in supermarkets, customer service managers. So I earn you this
Speaker 2: weekend when you do going about and you will be
Speaker 2: trying to go and get whatever you can in the
Speaker 2: supermarkets at the moment. Honestly, just taking two seconds to
Speaker 2: say thank you or well done for what you're doing,
Speaker 2: you will make their day because it must be really
Speaker 2: hard to do what they're doing at the moment. I
Speaker 2: honestly think at the end of this and we will
Speaker 2: get through this. When we do this, we should organize
Speaker 2: on the show, right, I mean, this a parade of
Speaker 2: thank you for all the doctors, nurses, clean as, the
Speaker 2: shelf stackers, supermarket workers that we've never really appreciated before,
Speaker 2: but actually we realize that actually are an essential part
Speaker 2: of day to day business. So I think we should
Speaker 2: organize on the show. I don't know how easy it
Speaker 2: is to order order a parade of thank you, maybe
Speaker 2: just do it around the building or something, but there
Speaker 2: will be a parade of thanks the other people. I
Speaker 2: also need to appreciate them to any different way. Our teachers,
Speaker 2: so I've had to do homeschooling for the last three days,
Speaker 2: not me personally, but my thirty year old daughter. The
Speaker 2: boss insisted my thirteen year old daughter, she's off and
Speaker 2: the school aren't ready until next week to do this,
Speaker 2: you know, log in and do the zoom thing for
Speaker 2: like seven or eight hours a day. I mean, if
Speaker 2: there were I don't know what homeschooling would have been.
Speaker 2: If the circumstances world when we were kids, the teacher
Speaker 2: would have just had to call you up on the
Speaker 2: I don't know what a landline. I mean, we didn't
Speaker 2: even have Wi Fi when I was at school. So anyway,
Speaker 2: the last three days it's been my wife seft it
Speaker 2: up to me then to do this homeschooling because I
Speaker 2: can get back at a decent time and sort of
Speaker 2: see what she's been there for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2: Day one on Wednesday, I came in. She was some
Speaker 2: bathing in the garden. She'd write some bathing on and
Speaker 2: she'd made cookies for us, all which is lovely. However,
Speaker 2: perhaps you know what's somethhen they start to bake in
Speaker 2: the kitchen there was everywhere. Stuff everywhere was like an
Speaker 2: explosion the Wonka factory and it was just left, yes,
Speaker 2: like with all the mixing bowls. But I think it's
Speaker 2: solidified and I'm like when i'm the cookies are great,
Speaker 2: but I'm not cleaning up all this crap. So I
Speaker 2: go out there and I go, hey, listen, you coming,
Speaker 2: you need to come in clean up. But here's the
Speaker 2: thing with my thirteen year old, she's like my MANI wife,
Speaker 2: she's better than me. The arguing, I'm terrible arguing. She
Speaker 2: goes to me, I think you're being very selfish, and
Speaker 2: it's stopped in my tracks. I wanted back into the kitchen.
Speaker 2: I went, am, I am I being selfish.
Speaker 3: Because you get the cookies, but you don't have to
Speaker 3: clean up.
Speaker 2: So she's she's out smarting sad to see, I know.
Speaker 2: And then day two I tried to sort of get
Speaker 2: a bit more order on day two, so I made
Speaker 2: us sing the national anthem at the start of the
Speaker 2: school day, and then I've got little claques and that
Speaker 2: blast at none time as well. But on the on
Speaker 2: the second day, right, I've noticed now that what she
Speaker 2: does to skive off. Okay, she first of all, she
Speaker 2: goes at midday, I need to go and have a shower,
Speaker 2: and I said, no, you meant to be doing another
Speaker 2: hour of maths. You need to do all this maths homework,
Speaker 2: and she goes, no, I need to go and have
Speaker 2: a shower. And then a bit later on I know
Speaker 2: says there was another shower and then it crept up
Speaker 2: there right, there's no shower going, there's there's all I
Speaker 2: hear is music and TikTok videos, and then that she
Speaker 2: hadn't loot the tile at doors. So so I burst
Speaker 2: into the bathroom. She was just sat on the floor
Speaker 2: watching TikTok videos. I and now I know what your
Speaker 2: teachers have to deal with. Honestly, I can't wait for
Speaker 2: next week we have to go out to zooming in teachers.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they deal with it, Honestly, poor teachers.
Speaker 2: You're not paid nowhere nearly enough. I've had enough of homeschooling.
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Tell you who is enjoying us all spending more time indoors,
Speaker 2: whether we're working from home or self isolating. I'm not
Speaker 2: going out and about in public. Dogs. I've never seen
Speaker 2: my dog happier. Oh yeah, going this is great. I
Speaker 2: reckon dogs invented COVID nineteen to keep us at home,
Speaker 2: even though just there's less barking around the neighbors because
Speaker 2: the dogs are happier. Yeah, people are home. They love
Speaker 2: having us around because you've got nothing else to do
Speaker 2: with them. Give them extra parts as well.
Speaker 3: Now, if we did go into lockdown, worst case scenario,
Speaker 3: are we allowed to take the dogs out for a walk?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Yeah? My kids this week? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean because.
Speaker 3: Parks are big, wide open spaces or is this no
Speaker 3: zero tolerance the kind of thing?
Speaker 2: And also it's just compets getting the virus.
Speaker 4: There is a version that went through before we had it,
Speaker 4: but it's not as severe. Apparently it swept through Geelong.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, yeah, because it's an animal it started as
Speaker 3: an animal infection.
Speaker 2: That's a racist rumor. I don't believe that's entirely true,
Speaker 2: but that has been debunked quite a few times. I
Speaker 2: thought that was true. I think that was a rumor
Speaker 2: spread by America that Chinese people would live in an
Speaker 2: entirely bat diet.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: You said that, No, but I don't think there's no
Speaker 2: way it's actually it has come through eating the annual stuff.
Speaker 2: So now I think that's one of the lies that
Speaker 2: were spread by America and the Trump sort of people.
Speaker 2: Actual scientists have debunked that look into it though, because
Speaker 2: everyone keeps saying that. But I don't think there's actually
Speaker 2: the scientists that they're not sure where it's come from.
Speaker 2: It's a strange, quite a unique strain, which is why
Speaker 2: it's hard to treat as well where they need a vaccination.
Speaker 2: All right, knock off Friday then, So how this normy works?
Speaker 2: You just call us up on nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three and tell us what you're up
Speaker 2: to today when you knock off, when you finish work.
Speaker 2: So most important question on a Friday is what time
Speaker 2: do you knock off today? But of course everything is
Speaker 2: different just from last week, so many things are changing
Speaker 2: at the moment. We have to be responsible. You saw
Speaker 2: the footy last night, people being interviewed, the coaches being
Speaker 2: interviewed away like ten meters away. So today, this afternoon,
Speaker 2: after I've constructed a table tennis table, which is my
Speaker 2: as the need installed head of self isolation Entertainment, I
Speaker 2: brought table tennis yesterday and so we'll be playing that
Speaker 2: over the weekend. I don't forget to play car ten though,
Speaker 2: you promise I'll give you an out. We're going to
Speaker 2: do it. I'm going to record how we get on.
Speaker 2: We're all going to play the ancient settling and trading
Speaker 2: game Catan for the first time ever. Okay, and then
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be going to the pub this
Speaker 2: afternoon to meet of mate mine, but my wife said,
Speaker 2: no way, your friend has to come around here and
Speaker 2: have a dream. I'm going to play date this afternoon
Speaker 2: with another dad, two basic white dads. Honor played it.
Speaker 2: Meet her in half apart on my couch having Piers Jack.
Speaker 2: What are you doing when you knock off?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: I'm actually looking forward to having a weekend of isolation.
Speaker 2: Oh this is a dream for me. I've been self
Speaker 2: isolating for the last twenty years. I love doing nothing
Speaker 2: at home. I love that the fact that you can't
Speaker 2: go out.
Speaker 3: We have to go and see Bell and Dunk, who
Speaker 3: I love and I can't believe I we have to
Speaker 3: go with lunch with them this weekend. No plans on
Speaker 3: the table. This drifts through, relaxed till Monday.
Speaker 2: Don't you feel you're best as a human when you've
Speaker 2: got your tracksuit pants on in the afternoon or eving.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm a better version of my the
Speaker 2: goal will be not to get out of them. That's
Speaker 2: living like that would be just be the ultimate nirvana.
Speaker 2: But see what are you up to today when.
Speaker 4: You're not on I've got a scoot straight after ten
Speaker 4: o'clock because the engineers are coming out west.
Speaker 2: Do they need to bother with that toy microphone that
Speaker 2: gave me yesterday? I mean, it's just the one you
Speaker 2: plug into the microphone.
Speaker 4: I did some tests yesterday to see if I can
Speaker 4: get my head around it.
Speaker 2: All right, have a listener to this is Patsy. We've
Speaker 2: all got equipment for if we have to go into
Speaker 2: isolation so we can still do the show. Jack and
Speaker 2: I actually have the same setup that we've got here.
Speaker 2: It's like thousands of dollars. We've got like monitors and faders,
Speaker 2: and we've got microphones. I've got a spare microphone if
Speaker 2: I want to do a chat show for some reason
Speaker 2: around at my house. Patsy's got this. It's a plastic ball.
Speaker 2: You can't without even a mic stand that you're going
Speaker 2: to have to sort of basic hold it speak into.
Speaker 2: It is just a plastic ball.
Speaker 3: You described it best. I think it looks like the
Speaker 3: thing you hang off the toilet. Least that's to put
Speaker 3: a cent in the toilet. Yeah, so this is Patsy
Speaker 3: testing it yesterday.
Speaker 4: At her home and multi millionaire author Jake Hey Rowling
Speaker 4: still finds the best place to ride it.
Speaker 5: I'm on air?
Speaker 2: Is that the Love God? Yes?
Speaker 4: And then telling Harry Potter novels is a cozy cafe.
Speaker 4: As a single mother living in Edinburgh, the children's author
Speaker 4: famously panned her first drafts in a cafe to escape
Speaker 4: the cold of her dingy flat.
Speaker 2: So it'll be fine, Now, you'll be fine. Part of
Speaker 2: me wants to hear Patsy Isa, so I can hear
Speaker 2: the Love God and Audi President in the background. There.
Speaker 3: You need some acoustic panels in your place, and no one. Dan,
Speaker 3: the engineer who came out to set up our home studio,
Speaker 3: said that I with the mattresses up against the wall,
Speaker 3: which you guys laughed at me, for I actually have
Speaker 3: the best acoustic soundproofing of any of the three of us.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could speak into microphone with any
Speaker 2: real gravitas with a mattress up against the side of
Speaker 2: my face. Well you'll be echoy then and then I
Speaker 2: will be echo. Okay, But I'm not staring at a
Speaker 2: mattress going Good Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 1: The christ John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: What's going to happen with old Frankie boy, your personal trainer?
Speaker 3: Well it could be the last day today. I'm going
Speaker 3: to see him after the show.
Speaker 2: That's sad, but you know you do. You're saying last week.
Speaker 2: It's a year of doing personal training, you know, and
Speaker 2: looking after yourself and getting fitter and stronger. What are
Speaker 2: you going to do to keep yourself healthy?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I can keep going until they, I guess say that
Speaker 3: gyms are one of the things that you can't go
Speaker 3: to anymore.
Speaker 2: A swimming hall still open they shouldn't be. How here
Speaker 2: they are the monkeyest places on earth. It's a swimming pool.
Speaker 2: How are they still open right now?
Speaker 10: Laurie?
Speaker 2: We can't go and watch the footy. The chlorine is so.
Speaker 4: Strong burns your eyes to tip extra in it.
Speaker 2: We need to be stopped pining chlorine. If we get
Speaker 2: COVID nineteen, just go for swim at public baths. Burn
Speaker 2: it off. No one.
Speaker 3: I've noticed that franks though they were going strong on
Speaker 3: hand sanitizer.
Speaker 2: And I was in the gym yesterday and they've got
Speaker 2: it everywhere.
Speaker 3: I noticed yesterday it started to be watered down. I
Speaker 3: guess they can't get anywhere. It's more liquidy than it
Speaker 3: was the days before.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, I noticed there was a couple of people
Speaker 2: at the gym yesterday I was in that had those
Speaker 2: you know sort of clubs at paramedics where those very
Speaker 2: thin Yeah, the latex Yes, latest working out using the
Speaker 2: latext yes, very very long. All right, then, so we're
Speaker 2: doing knockoff Friday. So does this mean you'll be doing
Speaker 2: a home workout?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: If I can be self motivated, that's the best.
Speaker 2: We have to talk about this next week, don't we Right,
Speaker 2: we're busy today, but next week we have to get on.
Speaker 2: Are people going to try? And because I've got some
Speaker 2: kettlebells at home and the amount of times with good intents,
Speaker 2: I'm going now I'm going to start working out. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do a workout at home. It's my strength and
Speaker 2: conditioning in the carriage. How often do people do people
Speaker 2: actually work out at home?
Speaker 3: We bought one of the most expensive yoga matick and Bio.
Speaker 2: We got it from I've got one too. We never
Speaker 2: bring up used it once in eighteen months. It's the
Speaker 2: world's most expensive because one hundred and something Bucks made
Speaker 2: somewhere up a hill somewhere in him lay my coat
Speaker 2: herder right time. Next week we're going to show home workouts.
Speaker 2: All right, What tell me you're knocking off today? Nine
Speaker 2: four one one four three David? Good morning, coome oning guys.
Speaker 2: Good morning David. I hope you're well, hope you're safe,
Speaker 2: and I hope you had a good week.
Speaker 10: Oh so far, so good.
Speaker 2: What are you up to this weekend? What time you're
Speaker 2: knocking off the day? Mate?
Speaker 10: Knocking off at three oh five. I'm a teacher, so
Speaker 10: the kids finish at three. I'm out five minutes later.
Speaker 10: I bet you are thirty minutes after that. I'll have
Speaker 10: a run in one hand and a whiskey in the other.
Speaker 2: Alcohol can kill bacteria. That and chlorine, we've learned from
Speaker 2: Pats this morning, Doctor Pats.
Speaker 10: Wow, small purposes.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you need it. And how are you feeling about
Speaker 2: teaching the kids at the moment? Are you worried about yourself? Look?
Speaker 10: No, not really at the moment. The kids generally are
Speaker 10: pretty good. We make sure before recess and lunch that
Speaker 10: they wash their hands with soap and there's not much
Speaker 10: else we can do.
Speaker 2: Any as a school going to be open next week
Speaker 2: that you teach her as far as I know, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: well listen, you enjoy your drinks this afternoon. Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: do all right, Thanks David, take care, I have a
Speaker 2: nice weekend. Let's thanks all not mate, Tracy, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Tracy? Have you well? What time you knocking
Speaker 2: off the day? Mate?
Speaker 10: I'm not going to ask at five, but my sister
Speaker 10: has just got herself a new puppy and I am
Speaker 10: dying to go over and play with it.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's nothing cu to than puppies. Are they?
Speaker 3: What kind of done is there?
Speaker 1: It's a kavoodle that it's only like eight or nine
Speaker 1: weeks old. So she got up last week, so.
Speaker 7: Monday I got the head of day after I got
Speaker 7: to puppy six for the day because he was too
Speaker 7: little to.
Speaker 2: Stay at home on his own.
Speaker 7: And then yeah, then I have to fight with my
Speaker 7: niece about who gets the most paddles?
Speaker 2: And are you doing social distancing? When you go around
Speaker 2: you're going to be a meet and a half away
Speaker 2: from the puppy and your friends.
Speaker 1: Get real no, you know, we're a family that shared virus,
Speaker 1: is all.
Speaker 2: Right, Tracy, Thank you very much, Take care, enjoy the puppy,
Speaker 2: Love the show, guys. That's Tracy. Bye bye, Shane, goome oning.
Speaker 9: Goot a question.
Speaker 2: I've knocked off, knocked off, good Man? And how come
Speaker 2: he knocked off already?
Speaker 9: Basically I was supposed to unload last night. I drive
Speaker 9: a truck from in the state and the transport section
Speaker 9: where I had to go didn't didn't need it until
Speaker 9: this morning. So I started at six and finished at
Speaker 9: seventeen thirty. And I'm a return caller. I was the
Speaker 9: lightning Man way back.
Speaker 2: And yeah remember yeah, yeah, it was that last year.
Speaker 9: I think, yeah, yeah, that's right. And so I'm going home.
Speaker 9: I've got a doctor's appointment for hand therapy at eleven
Speaker 9: and then I'm going to be rebuilding my land Cruiser
Speaker 9: for the rest of the day. And yeah, basically looking
Speaker 9: forward to the morrow with the family and just doing whatever.
Speaker 2: Good Man, what do you enjoy Shane, have a lovely weekend,
Speaker 2: Take care mate, love the show again, thanks mate. Good
Speaker 2: to speak to catch up with the Lightning Man. Rachel.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Oh, good morning, Hi guys. Hi, Yes, Rachel,
Speaker 2: one last call them before we head into leaves. Rachel,
Speaker 2: what tell me you knocking off the day? Mate?
Speaker 1: He is today at three forty and what are you
Speaker 1: doing after that?
Speaker 7: I'm going down to the pub with a few of
Speaker 7: the other teachers at school.
Speaker 2: This weekend. The only people in pubs are going to
Speaker 2: be teachers getting on it and right loose.
Speaker 7: Oh we need it, we need it.
Speaker 2: You do? You absolutely do, Rachel. Wherever you are, then
Speaker 2: you have a great couple of drinks this afternoon.
Speaker 7: Thanks you too, guys, take it.
Speaker 1: Thanks all for Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey Patsy, I sowd Jack earlier the photo of the
Speaker 2: where we Love God your husband Chris. So this is
Speaker 2: this is he's doing. He's doing the classic guy move
Speaker 2: that I would do. So he's broken and lost his glasses.
Speaker 5: Right, he squashed his glasses.
Speaker 4: He fell asleep in the arm chair and squash them
Speaker 4: down inside.
Speaker 2: A classic dad movie? Is it? That is basically what
Speaker 2: he Dad? And then rather than go to the optometrist
Speaker 2: to get a new pair and get measured out and retested,
Speaker 2: what's he doing at the moment to see the TV?
Speaker 4: He got a lawn chair an outdoor chair. And you
Speaker 4: know how big our telly is. It's like the Imax screen. Right,
Speaker 4: get home yesterday and here's the outdoor chair about two
Speaker 4: meters back.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's sat right, he's almost sat in it. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's incredible. So that rather than go to the optometrists
Speaker 2: and get a new pair of glasses, yes, amazing, that's.
Speaker 4: Such a gime like out of spite, he's so angry
Speaker 4: with himself. Out of spite he refuses to get And
Speaker 4: they're not just for reading.
Speaker 5: He can't see.
Speaker 3: So if you're sitting on the couch, he's just sitting
Speaker 3: in front of you on the on the camp what.
Speaker 5: You can see is like he's outline in the middle
Speaker 5: of the screen.
Speaker 2: It's up the back of a hitchcock, isn't it in
Speaker 2: his director's chair or a lawn chair. And it's one
Speaker 2: Those are the ones you go when you're on like
Speaker 2: a camping trip or something. Yeah, it's got Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: the fire. That one's the wholester for the drink and everything.
Speaker 2: It's a good look in the front room. Having that,
Speaker 2: all right, let's try this then, for everyone who is
Speaker 2: working from home, I want you to text in or
Speaker 2: call me up and tell me something your kids did,
Speaker 2: but call them your co workers. So for me, yesterday
Speaker 2: I was working from home and my co workers went
Speaker 2: out to the oval opposite the house and made out
Speaker 2: their boyfriends and then called me sad.
Speaker 3: That oval gets so much not from me. Maybe you
Speaker 3: should try it.
Speaker 2: I think it's powers don't work on me. It's a
Speaker 2: kryptote of sorts, all right. So for everyone who's working
Speaker 2: from home, tell me something your kids did, but call
Speaker 2: them your co workers. You can still take partners. You
Speaker 2: haven't got kids, your pets will become your co workers.
Speaker 2: So if you've been working from home, tell me something
Speaker 2: your kids did, but call them your co workers. So
Speaker 2: for Brian, she is texted in my co worker, it's
Speaker 2: obviously your kid danced around the living room holding is
Speaker 2: tinkle shouting I need a poo poo. We have a
Speaker 2: very similar set up here with Huggy. Somedays, Maria, my
Speaker 2: co workers will have no pants on. Bundy, my coworker
Speaker 2: throws his food on the floor, then lays down and
Speaker 2: eats it off the floor. So call us up now
Speaker 2: nine four three, or you can text them if you want.
Speaker 2: Four seventy five three one four three. Tell us something
Speaker 2: your kids did, but call them your co workers.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So for everyone who has been working from home this week,
Speaker 2: we're asking this morning, tell us something your kids did,
Speaker 2: but call them your co workers. And if you don't
Speaker 2: have kids, your pets can become your co workers. So
Speaker 2: chat for you.
Speaker 3: My coworker got on the bench and ate the salt.
Speaker 3: She's now sitting by the back fence hoping to avoid punishment.
Speaker 2: Some of the ones that are coming in. My colleague
Speaker 2: threw sticks in the river and then had a bubble bath.
Speaker 2: That's from Michael Petro. My co worker ate the whole
Speaker 2: month apply of cookies in the very first day of lockdown. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been turning to some of our supplies. There's too much.
Speaker 2: There's too much abundance of food at the moment. It's
Speaker 2: too it's too too much temptation, William. My co workers
Speaker 2: they had a tub of the teller with a spoon,
Speaker 2: then slammed each other's chocolate faces into the white couch. William,
Speaker 2: what are you thinking? If you've got little kids the
Speaker 2: white couch, they will wreck it. They were a record,
Speaker 2: beautiful thing like that vow. My four co workers played
Speaker 2: with the cricket ball in the lounge room smashed a window.
Speaker 2: Forty eight hours later, they did the entire thing again
Speaker 2: after having it repaired. Steve, one of my coworkers, shouted
Speaker 2: from the bathroom, I'm having a wi wi while I
Speaker 2: was on a conference call with the office. See this
Speaker 2: is what's going to happen now, isn't it, Ella, especially
Speaker 2: once we get into the Easter holidays. Ella, My co
Speaker 2: workers captured me and used me as a horse. This
Speaker 2: comes from Kelly. My colleague made a sock puppet called
Speaker 2: Sean and put the tail on the front instead of
Speaker 2: the back, giving Sean. Here we get it. Kelly Shas,
Speaker 2: my co worker discovered ganging style for the first time
Speaker 2: on YouTube and now wants to make it the workplace
Speaker 2: soundtrack and play it on a loop. Helen, my co worker,
Speaker 2: is screaming because I won't let him lick the window.
Speaker 2: Joanne is saying. My coworker went and a source to
Speaker 2: tambourine after being asked to keep quiet because a senior
Speaker 2: co worker, Bracket's dad, had a conference call with the
Speaker 2: rest of the office and then there went berserk with
Speaker 2: the tambourine being smashed around the house.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Alright, then, so for everyone who's been working from home
Speaker 2: the last few days, tell us something your kids did,
Speaker 2: but call them your co workers, and if you don't
Speaker 2: have kids, you can use your pets as well. Christian.
Speaker 2: My coworker refused to empty the dishwasher then stormed off
Speaker 2: in a tantrum. Nothing unusual, just the regular dob at
Speaker 2: the office. Really. That's from Dave. My co worker got
Speaker 2: a breakfast chocolate ball stuck up his nose. I had
Speaker 2: to help him get it out and they just ate it.
Speaker 2: Know me. Workers maared sunscreen all over the TV desk
Speaker 2: and floor. That's onmiling. Yeah, I'm a I. One of
Speaker 2: my kids did that years ago when they were young.
Speaker 2: It's a nightmare getting it all off. It's got that
Speaker 2: the grease that he leads to us. I just caught
Speaker 2: my coworker doing a poo in the backyard and then
Speaker 2: proceed and do a loop, come back and start to
Speaker 2: eat it. One of my coworkers threw up on the
Speaker 2: bedspread after drinking water head upside down from the bathroom basin.
Speaker 2: That's from Steph My co worker Bilbo Baggins came into
Speaker 2: my study, licked between my toes and then nuzzled my
Speaker 2: crotch whilst smiling and wagging his butt. I hope that's
Speaker 2: a pet. My co worker Chester sits on a banana
Speaker 2: lounge on the deck and then lits his coworkers all day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, is he weak?
Speaker 2: And that We've had a lot going on this week?
Speaker 2: So much going on, seems like they set up to something.
Speaker 2: But yes, he just back me up here. You know,
Speaker 2: I've been busy.
Speaker 3: Actually feels like a less busy week because there's been
Speaker 3: less things.
Speaker 2: Because oh you know, I've been rushing here, rushing there
Speaker 2: doing deals. Deal's falling down, Deal's back up. Today at
Speaker 2: one o'clock, I'm doing an interview with the Age. It's hustle, Hustle, bustle.
Speaker 2: That is cool. You're doing an interview about Heroes Gold. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's lovely, Yeah it is good. But our sales director
Speaker 2: Whitey is going to be in on the interview as well.
Speaker 2: He didn't have anything to do with Hero's Gold, and
Speaker 2: what he's done is drink a slab a bit. I
Speaker 2: don't remember they're interviewing him as a happy customer or something.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's jumping on it. It's through charity. Had
Speaker 2: literally nothing to do with sales, but you know what
Speaker 2: they're like out there, grab him, grab hands is in
Speaker 2: on the interview yesterday, I had one thing to do. Okay.
Speaker 2: The last couple of weeks, the kids have been at
Speaker 2: fever pitch because Harry Stiles is coming at the end
Speaker 2: of the year. Yes, we all know that November is
Speaker 2: the month when everything is going to be okay. All
Speaker 2: we keep hearing is they've countered that they postponed. It
Speaker 2: is going to be happening at the end of the
Speaker 2: year in November. James Bond's coming out, the Olympics have
Speaker 2: probably in November. Everything is going to be in the
Speaker 2: World's Greatest November. Harry Starles, when's he coming out November? Now?
Speaker 2: I love Harry Styles. I think he's a brilliant modern
Speaker 2: pop star. It's got a good look about him, really
Speaker 2: really great voice, and I think he's cool. So the
Speaker 2: kids and I were all really excited. I was supposed
Speaker 2: to get the tickets yesterday and a lot going on,
Speaker 2: It's been a lot going on. I was buying a
Speaker 2: table tennis table yesterday. Got a lot going on. I
Speaker 2: just forgot having him told the kids. Is it sold
Speaker 2: out of seats? This is the biggest star in the world.
Speaker 2: He's cooled, He's it right now, Harry Stars. He's got
Speaker 2: it all going on, and I just totally forgot. I
Speaker 2: haven't told the kids yet, and at some point of
Speaker 2: the weekend I need to let them know that I
Speaker 2: haven't got any tickets yet. By the way, do you
Speaker 2: guys know that Rio, our producer, left work early yesterday
Speaker 2: to go and get his tickets? What Harry Stars fan?
Speaker 2: What is a guy in his mid twenties, creepy mc
Speaker 2: creek single, hanging around going what a man of sugar?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: This is the guy who sings are you upstairs? Are
Speaker 2: you downstairs? Look out for him at the Harry Stars.
Speaker 2: Did you get your tickets? I did get tickets yet,
Speaker 2: I'm flying back to Sydney for the concert. He's dropped
Speaker 2: that one, and so I insist that he gives me
Speaker 2: the tickets him immediately, wasn't it me?
Speaker 3: He bought them on work time?
Speaker 2: They taken a.
Speaker 4: Bowl like a Christian anyha, what the day off after?
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was supposed to get the Harry Starles
Speaker 2: tickets yesterday. So when did you totally forget something? When
Speaker 2: did you just totally forget nine four one oh four three.
Speaker 2: I remember many years ago, before we had kids, my
Speaker 2: wife was away for a weekend and I was left
Speaker 2: to my own devices. And if you are ever left
Speaker 2: to your devices as a guy, you go feral within
Speaker 2: half an hour. Just I just break down. Living off
Speaker 2: the land. And it was a Saturday night, and to
Speaker 2: come back from a good evening at the pub and
Speaker 2: got in Iran like, oh, cracky, the local Chinese is
Speaker 2: still open. I'll order a takeaway and go and walk
Speaker 2: down the bottom of the road to pick it up.
Speaker 2: So about twenty minutes later I went down to go
Speaker 2: and pick it up, and I thought I'll take the
Speaker 2: dog with me as well. Late night walk. I come home,
Speaker 2: eat the food and I'm thinking it doesn't mean eating
Speaker 2: it right, thinking, dog's normal all over me? Where's the dog?
Speaker 2: Where's the dog? It's still tied, yes, lagging down there.
Speaker 2: It's now midnight. No one around. The dog is like
Speaker 2: sat there like I thought you'd go for.
Speaker 1: The brown balls.
Speaker 2: Better be some.
Speaker 3: There's more heartbreaking than Mally and me.
Speaker 2: And Hashey, I totally forgot. I had at that time
Speaker 2: my life as well, had a lot going on as well,
Speaker 2: a lot of things going on.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I had one job basically and the kids asking.
Speaker 2: Months ago, Witness announced Harry Styles is coming to Melbourne's
Speaker 2: coming to Australia at the end of the year. November.
Speaker 2: November the month that's been here mark for everything to
Speaker 2: get shoved, just like a sea saw. Everything's been pushed
Speaker 2: out at the end of the sea saw. That's mark
Speaker 2: in November. The rest of it's all a bit top
Speaker 2: heavy at the moment. And so I totally forgot that.
Speaker 2: Yesterday it was the day of tickets we're going on sale.
Speaker 2: Obviously it completely sold out within seconds. So when did
Speaker 2: you totally forget? Nine four one four one o four
Speaker 2: three Kate, Good morning, Hello Kate.
Speaker 7: Hello Christian. Okay, okay, yeah, you had a great show.
Speaker 2: Thank you. That's very kind. And Kate, what's your story
Speaker 2: for then about when you totally forgot?
Speaker 7: I totally forgot my baby share or two with my
Speaker 7: new baby son, and I didn't realize until the next morning,
Speaker 7: and I and I woke up in bed and I go,
Speaker 7: oh shit, I was supposed to be at the baby
Speaker 7: share yesterday. We were putting an extension on the house
Speaker 7: and my husband was waiting to hear about a new job,
Speaker 7: and there was just so much.
Speaker 2: On going on like me yesterday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, exactly, I could relate to there. And so
Speaker 7: I said to my husband, I can't. Let's take the boys,
Speaker 7: you know, the two older boys, especially to go pson
Speaker 7: them to see this big washing wary ship scene. And
Speaker 7: this would be for mobile phones. So we weren't even home.
Speaker 7: The very cool to say, you know, where are you?
Speaker 7: So yeah, so totally forgot, So we know there with
Speaker 7: two bunches of flails and shapes of apologies and grovels,
Speaker 7: and then the lady says, oh, that's all right, we
Speaker 7: had and nice, how are you here? Here's all your
Speaker 7: presies are.
Speaker 2: Still the preses? Yeah, the prey. Yeah, that's important, all right.
Speaker 10: They did forgive Okay, have a lovely.
Speaker 2: Weekend, mate, thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Okay, all good bye.
Speaker 2: Let's have a word with the old chuckle. They're working
Speaker 2: for the opposition, so it's all right. She was, yeah,
Speaker 2: while were you raising your eyes? Then? During that cool
Speaker 2: you fraud Beverly. Good morning, Hello, good morning hello Beverly.
Speaker 2: And what did you totally forget?
Speaker 11: Well, it was it was actually my husband. It was
Speaker 11: about twenty years ago when the kids were at all
Speaker 11: and we had a flight booked to go up to Queensland.
Speaker 11: The taxi didn't turn up. It was getting later and later.
Speaker 11: We made the last minute.
Speaker 7: Decision to put the kiss in the car.
Speaker 11: We drove to the airport. We we didn't think we're
Speaker 11: going to make it. We got to the airport and
Speaker 11: my husband looked at them and said, you take the
Speaker 11: two year old and the suitcases and get the baby on.
Speaker 11: He said, I'll pack the car and bring the baby.
Speaker 11: She was six months old, and I rushed in. I
Speaker 11: got I got us booked into the flight, and then
Speaker 11: a few minutes later, I'm waiting out on the top half.
Speaker 11: He came rushing up saying, you know, did you get
Speaker 11: us on?
Speaker 6: Did you get us on?
Speaker 11: And I said yeah, And I looked at him and said.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it's the baby, Oh my god.
Speaker 11: And he left the car in valet car party. He
Speaker 11: ran back and the whole valet attendant looking very pale,
Speaker 11: with his hands out in FID.
Speaker 2: Weeks.
Speaker 11: He's gone, he's gone to park the car, looked in
Speaker 11: the back suitca the baby is sleeping a capsule.
Speaker 3: I better get a good tip for this.
Speaker 1: Ye oh, good good, Beverty.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, your story mate. How a nice
Speaker 2: week can stay safe? Thank you all right? Just beb
Speaker 2: one last one Simon and Bentley. Good morning, Simon, I
Speaker 2: the cardinal sin.
Speaker 8: I'd forgotten my last birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh dear. And how long into her birthday was it
Speaker 2: before she actually reminded you and told you?
Speaker 8: She reminded me about nine o'clock in the morning, that
Speaker 8: had dropped twenty of hints the night before, which I.
Speaker 10: Did not stick up on well.
Speaker 2: And then what did you have to do to try
Speaker 2: and make good because once you've forgotten, there's no one
Speaker 2: forgetting it.
Speaker 8: There was no excuse I could provide. I admitted my mistake,
Speaker 8: and I didn't even have time for the kids to
Speaker 8: make cards for her as well, which we normally do
Speaker 8: every year. What's going on this time of the year.
Speaker 8: But yeah, married twenty.
Speaker 2: Years, No excuse my bad, Simon. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You killed have a nice weekend, stay safe, all right.
Speaker 1: The question O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: How come you've just had a little squirt of the
Speaker 2: hands Santois in his studio.
Speaker 3: And maybe it was subconscious because Pats it's in Patter's
Speaker 3: news that all the real estate agents have to provide.
Speaker 2: It's like a sketch, isn't it. They're not They're not
Speaker 2: touching anything. What they're kick and open the door. Hi,
Speaker 2: today's that work time waste full disclosure. The ones I'm
Speaker 2: about to waste your time with suck. They ricochet wildly
Speaker 2: without hitting funny town. H The idea is today's National
Speaker 2: Awkward Day. And so we're asking you to make a
Speaker 2: movie awkward. Have you got anything decent?
Speaker 3: I got hail Mary at the end that Mike gotta laugh.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do my Crouching Tiger hidden camera. Yeah, Eat, pray, shove,
Speaker 2: sweat Patch Adams awkward. We need to talk about Kevin space.
Speaker 2: That is awkward and the flaccid and the furious. Okay,
Speaker 2: so that's why I wants to make your movie awkward.
Speaker 2: Edward's sweaty hair. By the way, why do you breathe
Speaker 2: him before doing some of yours? Sometimes it's like you're
Speaker 2: going to lift up a heavyweight or maybe it is
Speaker 2: today in the core. Sorry if you go, then awkward movies?
Speaker 2: What have you got? Jack Edward's sweaty hands? He's so awkward,
Speaker 2: he's got sweaty hands. Forgetting Sarah Marshall's name Susan Marshall,
Speaker 2: and then hail Mary passed. Yep, go for it. The
Speaker 2: floor's yours.
Speaker 3: The girl on the train who you sort of know
Speaker 3: but don't know so well that you want to talk
Speaker 3: to her all the way to the city. You know,
Speaker 3: it's awkward when you're get on like a train or
Speaker 3: a bus, and you see someone you know and you
Speaker 3: have to sit next to them and.
Speaker 2: Get to see him move.
Speaker 1: On The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Were you the local sort of tough at school? Every
Speaker 2: school allowed that person that everyone was frightened off? Swinging
Speaker 2: around that little door snake? The door snake just now,
Speaker 2: did you see her swinging it around like she's going
Speaker 2: to belt your eye with it? Was someone she's never
Speaker 2: far away, never far away from her threats the pats Father.
Speaker 2: All right, today's that word time waster. Awkward movies. Today
Speaker 2: is National Awkward Moment Day. Does that changed what I
Speaker 2: said five minutes ago?
Speaker 3: I think that is the right one.
Speaker 2: Though, Yeah it is, isn't it? Okay? So you're awkward movie,
Speaker 2: So they ask you to make a movie? Awkward? Jack?
Speaker 2: You ready to Mark?
Speaker 10: What was that?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm ready, I'm ready. Oh brother, whife, aren't though?
Speaker 2: Silver Ken going in right at the top of the
Speaker 2: highbrow stuff. Thank you, Kenny. When Harry met Sanny's parents, Yeah,
Speaker 2: silvil plus down in Mainstone, uncomfortable, silence of the lamps,
Speaker 2: silver plus Paul in Mount Waverley. Blush hour, Oh my blushing,
Speaker 2: so awkward. Bronze et extra testicle. Sadly, we had over
Speaker 2: twenty of those, and I have counted them from various listeners.
Speaker 2: Shame on the listeners.
Speaker 3: Uh collective Gold then Caney, I forgot the baby Silver
Speaker 3: You've got male a rectile dysfunction?
Speaker 2: Dave, come on, keep pick clean listeners. Bronze, what's up
Speaker 2: with them today? Sex toy story?
Speaker 1: Right, I'm stopping these the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I noticed you've been distracted during today's show looking at
Speaker 2: your phone. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Distracted is the right word. Mum has reached out to
Speaker 3: me asking if her and dad can stay at our house.
Speaker 3: For two weeks of isolation.
Speaker 2: Why but you you're there.
Speaker 3: My brother and his fiance have been in Morocco. They've
Speaker 3: actually had a hard time coming back. They had to
Speaker 3: get an emergency flight to London and then back home
Speaker 3: to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: They'll get here to sorrow. How stressful they have to
Speaker 2: do the.
Speaker 3: Two weeks self isolation. They feel fine, but they you know,
Speaker 3: it's wise for everybody coming into the country to do it.
Speaker 3: Mum is worried to be in contact with them. They
Speaker 3: live at mum and Dad's house at the moment, so
Speaker 3: she has not really even asked, just said will we
Speaker 3: should come and live with you in Bianca?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Myosition Now.
Speaker 3: I love my mum And she does listen to the
Speaker 3: show and listens to every podcast. So Mum, when you
Speaker 3: listen to this, I love you. But the second bedroom.
Speaker 2: Starts first of all with the question yes, I mean
Speaker 2: there's only one answer, but it starts with the question.
Speaker 2: And also your spare bedroom, as we know, has now
Speaker 2: had the mattress turned up against the wall and is
Speaker 2: a home studio.
Speaker 3: It's been blown up. It's Jackie Road Studios now and
Speaker 3: Jackie Road Studios is just kicking off. We can't have
Speaker 3: people sleeping in Jackie Res.
Speaker 2: You're talking to the wrong people. He keeps looking desperate,
Speaker 2: like we're mum and we're not your mum and dad.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking told you that before.
Speaker 3: Well, then the alternative is to put them out on
Speaker 3: the couch in the living room.
Speaker 2: We can't.
Speaker 5: You and sleep out on the couch?
Speaker 2: Yeah for two weeks? No, we can't do that.
Speaker 5: No, caren't they stay in a motel.
Speaker 2: That's living room. There's not a good idea either now
Speaker 2: being in someone that they know it's hard, isn't it
Speaker 2: got to look after the oldies. They need to be
Speaker 2: kept safe.
Speaker 3: Oh I said that to them as well. And they
Speaker 3: need to took offense and that I considered them.
Speaker 2: Did the other day, was I So we're not gonna
Speaker 2: have a race, old man, it's seventy ego. That's it.
Speaker 2: People don't like you saying to them, Hey, you got
Speaker 2: to take it easy. No, I could drag the bed
Speaker 2: out of Jackie Road Studios. Yeah, that would take you
Speaker 2: two minutes. I mean that with the most decent thing
Speaker 2: you're going to have to. But then it's going to
Speaker 2: get set up in the living room.
Speaker 5: What about the soundproofing.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, and I thought a few Mum and dad,
Speaker 2: if they want to have a little bit of a
Speaker 2: lone time, make another little Jackie. Now I'm not having them.
Speaker 2: I can't have that in my head. Don't come and
Speaker 2: knop and knocking. Hi moment had a rocket in the studios.
Speaker 2: We're just laying down a new track.
Speaker 1: Good Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for everyone this week for listening
Speaker 2: to the shows. Please look after yourselves over the weekend
Speaker 2: and be smart stay safe if that applies to you
Speaker 2: too as well. So what are you doing with your
Speaker 2: new safe social distancing weekends?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what.
Speaker 4: We were meant to go to friends for lunch tomorrow
Speaker 4: and we rang them yesterday and said it's a good idea.
Speaker 4: They said, no, I come over, but I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't think we will.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 5: I just don't think it's polite.
Speaker 4: And they've got a new grand kid coming along as well.
Speaker 2: You don't like him the sound yet, I don't like
Speaker 2: the sound.
Speaker 5: Of when their daughter in law is pregnant. I don't
Speaker 5: think it's right that we go.
Speaker 2: The one decent thing about this week is it's a
Speaker 2: great thing to get out of just hanging out with people.
Speaker 2: Isn't it the premium ext it's being used. No one
Speaker 2: can say anything. My wife even't used it with me.
Speaker 2: We're supposed to have some alone time today, but she
Speaker 2: said we daren not with COVID around. I'm too worried
Speaker 2: about it, Chris.
Speaker 3: Are you are your limits with your wife?
Speaker 2: Social distancing? How do you meet? And a half apart?
Speaker 5: We figured out we had to move it from the
Speaker 5: other day.
Speaker 2: We don't have a Saturday start ting trick me, Tyler.
Speaker 2: Today's show is what are we going to call it?
Speaker 2: Making a Well? I don't approve of that, but it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. Making a new Jackie. We are back Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Have a nice weekend, Take care.
Speaker 1: Hello The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast