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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show for Chemists Warehouse. How

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Speaker 1: was your day yesterday? Rehea?

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Speaker 4: What do you get up to?

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Speaker 5: Yesterday was a great day because I spent a bit

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Speaker 5: of time in the lolly section getting my natural confectionery snakes.

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Speaker 4: What is it Halloween? You getting a bucket of candy

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Speaker 1: Man? Well, adult man in the middle of the week

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Speaker 1: is doing that? It's creepy. No, it's a creep creep

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Speaker 1: Why is he got candy? Grown outs man and no kids?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw a dad with his son getting licorice

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Speaker 5: licorice bullets. To be specific, you never see anyone other

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Speaker 1: And I'm still now bursting into rooms. The kids have

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Speaker 1: I don't even need to see I can feel it.

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Speaker 1: one has been tetris, that DNA, what's been. It's the refusal.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, that's my time. Yeah, don't disturb me

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Speaker 1: She didn't want me locking myself in there? For dad?

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Speaker 4: I'd have several books in their magazines.

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Speaker 1: That make you go girl, need.

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Speaker 1: Things that make you go girl for me? Socks that

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Speaker 1: have weak elastic that will fall around the ankle. Yes,

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Speaker 1: why who wants that? Yes? And it gets stuck under

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get tradey socks.

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Speaker 1: What I'm going to get on your podcast to chat

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Speaker 1: I've had a good scolding by Patsy in a while.

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Speaker 1: very low level meanial responsibilities. Yesterday I was in chance

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Speaker 1: My wife just goes, could you do this of course again?

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Speaker 1: But you're like, who do you guys? Use you're my

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Speaker 1: When I was replacing the bin, yes, sir, I've had

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Speaker 7: The female equivalent to your sock situation.

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Speaker 9: Halfering back to that is is when you're wearing panty

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Speaker 4: What's it for you than things make you go.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you've got to be in top shape.

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Speaker 1: They should have signs up saying hey be ready, all right,

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Speaker 7: It's I could make it an Olympic sport. Should go anyway.

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Speaker 9: What I hate is you've only done half your trolley

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Speaker 1: That guy, I am that guy. No, you leave me

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Speaker 1: no choice because you are a doordler. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you need what I call nature's nudger. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: starting to put down my Lebanese cucumbers.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of that little thing they have

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Speaker 1: next customer police, and I'm putting that little ruder down. No,

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Speaker 1: that's not for you to put down there. It's my

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, this is your land, this is now my land.

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Speaker 5: You're putting in the boundaries. Patty should be the one

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Speaker 1: She's that slow rummaging around in that big old person.

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Speaker 1: I think I've got some coupons.

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Speaker 7: It is almost like.

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Speaker 1: I get two cents of.

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Speaker 7: It is almost like a starter gum met bath.

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Speaker 9: It's like, not until I put it down do you

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you this thing, guys, side note on

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Speaker 1: this one. Whose responsibility is it to place that next customer?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 7: I reckon it is the current person being six.

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Speaker 1: What happens if they don't do it? That's bad manners?

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Speaker 1: So I then have to But it's that you can

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Speaker 1: And sometimes when you're with your parents, like who you

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Speaker 5: He was hamm'd. I actually haven't had a drop, Mom,

440
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Speaker 5: but it was hammered. That was him breadth stink of it.

441
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Speaker 5: We were telling him.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't we don't

443
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Speaker 1: do that stuff. But he was insisted picked the wrong one.

444
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Speaker 1: Everyone has a dodgy mate, don't they. You always peak

445
00:21:09,365 --> 00:21:12,565
Speaker 1: that one. It's not the good one. They don't believe that.

446
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Speaker 1: It's no way if it peaks Ian yes or some

447
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Speaker 1: shady mate. Yeah, okay, So I'd love it they listened

448
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Speaker 1: to the podcast. I'm sure that I'd love to know

449
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Speaker 1: if Mom still thinks that it was Cooper. She knew

450
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Speaker 1: all she knew. There's no spider alerts in this one.

451
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Speaker 1: Patsy watch your parents still not know.

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Speaker 9: Mom doesn't realize she will now because they listen. Hey, Mum,

453
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Speaker 9: I used to sneak into Mum's Christmas trifle sherry under

454
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Speaker 9: the bench in the kitchen, have a little sippy set,

455
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Speaker 9: just a little sipy, so sweet on my lips, and

456
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Speaker 9: Mum would tuck me into bed, her and daw to

457
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Speaker 9: be watching the DoD Laine Show, and I'd sneak down

458
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Speaker 9: and just have a little squaky sweep and.

459
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Speaker 7: Then back to bed. Used to sleep like an angel.

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Speaker 9: What really?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so old school, the pants origin story, like.

462
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Speaker 1: An old man. That's like such a funny repairing. It's

463
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Speaker 1: such an ancient drink. Sweet, it's the drink of grandparents

464
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Speaker 1: and moms and dance, isn't it?

465
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Speaker 4: Sherry?

466
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Speaker 1: And you're always at the Christmas trifle Christmas time is

467
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Speaker 1: the only time I've ever seen it out.

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Speaker 9: Yes, that's right, sweet, so sweet, like a bottle would

469
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Speaker 9: last five years.

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Speaker 7: You're right, Dad's trifle.

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Speaker 11: Yes, I love a trifle, makes a mean try.

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Speaker 1: I love a trifle old school, you don't. You don't

473
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Speaker 1: see the round so much anymore, Jelly, that terrible trifle.

474
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Speaker 7: You haven't had one of mine.

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Speaker 1: Oh, bring it to.

476
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Speaker 6: Christmas and we'd put it right at the back of

477
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Speaker 6: the fridge and so she couldn't see it, actually could.

478
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Speaker 4: Would you make a trifle for us? I would love that.

479
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Speaker 1: Will as long as you going to be any sherry

480
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Speaker 1: in it. We know where it's gone. An pats.

481
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Speaker 7: Like you did my aunt biscuits.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, they were jaw breakers.

483
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Speaker 1: What's in the trifle? What layers are we talking?

484
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Speaker 9: It's like a jam fancy cake and then you you

485
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Speaker 9: drench it in alcohol, let it sit for like twelve hours,

486
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Speaker 9: and you have custard, and there's red jelly and there's cream.

487
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Speaker 4: Jelly sponge.

488
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Speaker 1: Going on. All parts work.

489
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Speaker 2: Yes, it's like a sweet explosion, a jelly, sponge, custard,

490
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Speaker 2: they all meant to go together in one of the colours,

491
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Speaker 2: whole world of colors.

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Speaker 7: Humans, dessert tree.

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Speaker 1: I want to try it.

494
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Speaker 7: I do want to try it, but I'll make little

495
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Speaker 7: individual ones.

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Speaker 1: And if you could be bothered, I would love that.

497
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Speaker 1: I haven't had a trifle in years. You have to

498
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Speaker 1: have a good trifle, so that'd be nice.

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Speaker 7: Oh, this is a good one.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's any way your mum could make it. Yeah,

501
00:23:52,005 --> 00:23:55,045
Speaker 1: just a flashback to those biscuits. It was four years ago.

502
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Speaker 1: I still haven't passed it. It's actually undigested in there

503
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Speaker 1: an antique coin. Pats make me an anzac biscuit.

504
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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast right now.

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Speaker 1: What do only mum and dad stall know? All those

506
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Speaker 1: years later, Christian, my parents Stall don't know. I lost

507
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:17,725
Speaker 1: my driver's license for about six weeks. I was speeding

508
00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:20,484
Speaker 1: through Brayside and a cop citting in a factory driveway

509
00:24:20,565 --> 00:24:22,525
Speaker 1: with a radar gun book me. It was the start

510
00:24:22,565 --> 00:24:24,205
Speaker 1: of a long weekend. So with the loss of triple

511
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Speaker 1: de merit points, I lost my license instantly. I used

512
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Speaker 1: to visit my mum and dad's house at least three

513
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Speaker 1: times a week. I had to get my boyfriend now

514
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Speaker 1: husband to drive and park out of the front of

515
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Speaker 1: the neighbor's house next door so mom and dad wouldn't

516
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Speaker 1: see him driving my car.

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Speaker 4: Laborate Christian, They still don't know.

518
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Speaker 1: It's over thirty years ago. Thank you Brackets. April Bracket's

519
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Speaker 1: not actual name. Thank you very much. Please keep them coming.

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Speaker 1: You can text me, oh for seventy five three one

521
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Speaker 1: oh four three. Let's take some stories on air now, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 13: Good morning, Christian. How are you going.

524
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Speaker 1: I'm good, Steve, that's the caller mate. So what don't

525
00:25:01,605 --> 00:25:03,925
Speaker 1: mom and dad stall know Steve, Well.

526
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Speaker 13: My parents don't know that. Me and my brother this

527
00:25:06,365 --> 00:25:09,005
Speaker 13: is share Ridge and talk that it was so we

528
00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:11,165
Speaker 13: used to sneak out of the bedroom at my time

529
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Speaker 13: catch up with our neighbors. And because of the having

530
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Speaker 13: from the neighborhood to this day, I don't know about this.

531
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Speaker 1: So you would break out of your bedroom, your words,

532
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Speaker 1: catch up, like you got much to catch up with

533
00:25:24,605 --> 00:25:27,125
Speaker 1: when you can? How was God today? What's geography like?

534
00:25:27,165 --> 00:25:28,925
Speaker 1: By the it's just going to catch up, stay in touch.

535
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Speaker 1: And what would you do at midnight?

536
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Speaker 4: Dare?

537
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Speaker 1: I ask?

538
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Speaker 13: Well, I've never heard of the game Knock at Ginger.

539
00:25:34,285 --> 00:25:36,725
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I used to love playing that, Yes, before

540
00:25:36,765 --> 00:25:39,445
Speaker 1: there was the internet. Well, basically, you tell you tell

541
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Speaker 1: Rio Steve.

542
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Speaker 13: The ginger would be like you would just walk down

543
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Speaker 13: the neighborhood, knocking like someone's door orring the doorbell, and

544
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Speaker 13: then you would just hide and you would just wait.

545
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Speaker 13: Just look at their reaction.

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Speaker 4: Listen.

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Speaker 1: We didn't have teak tok, we didn't have Instagram, we

548
00:25:54,245 --> 00:25:57,925
Speaker 1: had knock down ginger. I know that as ding dong dash. Yeah,

549
00:25:57,965 --> 00:26:00,085
Speaker 1: there you go, the same thing. How is the fun

550
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Speaker 1: store holiday? Fun? The fun They always used to know

551
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Speaker 1: as well, you get this, I know you know these

552
00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:09,205
Speaker 1: parents are and you go, oh my god, oh my god.

553
00:26:09,285 --> 00:26:12,165
Speaker 1: They know it was one thing to get yelled at,

554
00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:14,525
Speaker 1: but the dreaded phrase we know your parents are.

555
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Speaker 4: Steve, great story, Thank you very much.

556
00:26:19,925 --> 00:26:23,725
Speaker 1: Let's go to David. Welcome to a show. What don't

557
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Speaker 1: mom and dad still know to this day.

558
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Speaker 3: They have no idea.

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Speaker 14: We were going away on a family holiday. I was

560
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Speaker 14: about eighteen, just got my license, and I said, I'm

561
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Speaker 14: going out with some Mason nightclub and that sort of thing.

562
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Speaker 4: And he said.

563
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Speaker 14: We had really strict parents. We had to be home

564
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Speaker 14: by sort of midnight back then. And I said, no, no,

565
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Speaker 14: it won't be that late, won't be that lame. We

566
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Speaker 14: have this thing where the front light was left on

567
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Speaker 14: so Dad would wake up and he saw the line

568
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Speaker 14: on you know you still at.

569
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Speaker 1: God, We had that, Yes, the front light being left on.

570
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Speaker 14: Yes, So I had to lay down the groundwork with

571
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Speaker 14: my sister to set her alarm for midnight or one

572
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Speaker 14: am or whatever it was, to wake up, turn off

573
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Speaker 14: the light, and then I then set up. It's like

574
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Speaker 14: a cross between Mission Impossible and pharos.

575
00:27:08,565 --> 00:27:10,805
Speaker 1: Bill the Day Off. Yeah, this very elaborate sting.

576
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Speaker 14: This is oh to get in the back door at

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Speaker 14: the Unlatcher be leaeve. I'm not going to tell you

578
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Speaker 14: how I broke into the house, but anyway, but came

579
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Speaker 14: home literally is like quarter to seven in the morning.

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Speaker 1: And then that's that's a good night out, that's a

581
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Speaker 1: solid all nighter.

582
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Speaker 10: And then so basically managed to break into the hair,

583
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Speaker 10: into the back door, get in, lock it up, go

584
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Speaker 10: to my room. Just as I'm going in my room,

585
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Speaker 10: I can hear my dad getting up, and I'll kicking

586
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Speaker 10: off the shoes and I'm jumping in the bed, pulling

587
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Speaker 10: up and go. And then he just he walks in

588
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Speaker 10: the door literally seconds after pulling the diner up, knocks

589
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Speaker 10: and goes, come on, Dave, time to get up.

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Speaker 1: We got a longer it is. It's the fairest It's

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Speaker 1: the fairest moment. We rilliant timing, David, great story, very

592
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Speaker 1: well told. Thank you very much. You uh let squeeze

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Speaker 1: Jenny in here. Jenny, Hi, how are you good? I'm good?

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Speaker 15: Well, my story is on in the sixties. So in

595
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Speaker 15: my teenage years, my assister and I brought home his special.

596
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Speaker 13: Herd plant and gave it to my father.

597
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Speaker 5: It's a bit of green fum.

598
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Speaker 1: He said, you need to put in the garage.

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Speaker 13: Look after its. Sure, you can look after it growers,

600
00:28:13,845 --> 00:28:15,005
Speaker 13: you always can look after it.

601
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Speaker 15: Anyway, it starts to gross and keep coming out to

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Speaker 15: us and say.

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Speaker 13: Look, I'm not too sure what this play.

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Speaker 7: You're doing a good.

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Speaker 12: Job there, keep it up growth interestingly formation, it's quite punging.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is stranger a roma. They relaxing to be

607
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Speaker 1: around it.

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Speaker 16: Actually, is it sust.

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Speaker 4: Gardening Australia.

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Speaker 1: You had no idea. That's awesome, Jenny, great story. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for calling him.

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Speaker 3: Thank you Christian Color Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: So yesterday Ria was telling us a story and was

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Speaker 1: involved in an incident in a sauna. Yes, I went

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Speaker 1: down to the hotel sauna.

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Speaker 5: As I go in, there's three men, older men, I

617
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Speaker 5: should say, very very naked, not hiding anything, just sitting there.

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Speaker 5: Everything on show. I'm in my board shorts. So I

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Speaker 5: panic a bit. I think, oh, it's a naked sauna.

620
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Speaker 5: I didn't want to be the only naked person in there.

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Speaker 1: But that is ridiculous. What is no dress code to

622
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Speaker 1: be how you want to be in there? Just because

623
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Speaker 1: three old dudes are naked in there.

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Speaker 5: They've said a precedent, and I feel like I'd be

625
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Speaker 5: sitting there they'd be judging me, like, oh, look, it's.

626
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Speaker 1: Not compulsory to be nude in that. I've also men

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Speaker 1: of that age, don't they just get naked. They don't

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Speaker 1: care the drop of a hat.

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Speaker 5: Yes, well that I didn't think that through, and I

630
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Speaker 5: just thought I didn't want to be the only I

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Speaker 5: didn't be the odd one out, you know, So I

632
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Speaker 5: just pop out, strip off.

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Speaker 1: Where did you leave your board?

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Speaker 4: Shorts?

635
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Speaker 1: Just on the floor.

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Speaker 5: The sauna was in the locker room, so I just

637
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Speaker 5: popped it in my locker, pop back in. I'm sitting

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Speaker 5: with these three naked old blokes. No one's saying a word,

639
00:30:00,245 --> 00:30:03,445
Speaker 5: but everyone's lovely, having a peaceful time. Ten minutes later

640
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Speaker 5: they all leave. I've still got a bit of my

641
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Speaker 5: session to go. A few minutes after that, I'm sitting

642
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Speaker 5: they're naked alone, loving life. Then three younger guys come

643
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Speaker 5: in and they are they are not naked at all,

644
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Speaker 5: so they're all fours.

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Speaker 1: They open the sawner door.

646
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Speaker 5: Look at me like I'm a freak, Like I've never

647
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Speaker 5: seen the look on their They were confused, they were horrified.

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Speaker 5: But I think maybe the younger they were, maybe like

649
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Speaker 5: twenty twenty one, and they like, just like, what is

650
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Speaker 5: this guy's aud guy?

651
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Speaker 1: It's a nude guy. And so they sit and it is.

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Speaker 5: You never feel more naked than when you're the only

653
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Speaker 5: person that's naked in the room.

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Speaker 1: I've never felt more naked. Form of vulnerabilities are strips

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Speaker 1: of everything. Dignity.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, They're all clothed and said, there's this this silence

657
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Speaker 5: that I have to acknowledge it.

658
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Speaker 1: So I try to hang the moisture and heat, so

659
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Speaker 1: I try to explain myself, like you are now naked

660
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Speaker 1: and afraid like a TV show, but in a sauna.

661
00:31:02,325 --> 00:31:03,285
Speaker 1: They're a bit afraid too.

662
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Speaker 2: I think.

663
00:31:04,725 --> 00:31:07,125
Speaker 1: I go oh, I said, I say, I think it's

664
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Speaker 1: I think it's supposed to be a naked song. You're

665
00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:14,405
Speaker 1: trying to coerce them. You're trying to coerce them.

666
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,245
Speaker 5: They didn't because in my head, I'm trying to explain

667
00:31:17,285 --> 00:31:22,925
Speaker 5: why I'm naked. Didn't say that because the silence was unbearable,

668
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:24,565
Speaker 5: but you now.

669
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Speaker 1: Made it worse better than Hey, just get your cassle.

670
00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:30,645
Speaker 5: I was just trying to explain why I was naked.

671
00:31:30,685 --> 00:31:32,005
Speaker 5: I wasn't trying to say, you get.

672
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:36,445
Speaker 1: One new dude, four new dudes. But that's clearly how

673
00:31:36,485 --> 00:31:38,405
Speaker 1: they took it, because they didn't say a way to

674
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Speaker 1: take it.

675
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Speaker 4: I think you were trying to come.

676
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Speaker 13: On to me.

677
00:31:41,205 --> 00:31:43,325
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying, this is why I am naked,

678
00:31:43,605 --> 00:31:52,205
Speaker 1: trying to loving relationship in Sydney. In Sydney, Oh, at

679
00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:58,285
Speaker 1: the Grand Star Hotel scandal, if you were really famous

680
00:31:58,365 --> 00:32:00,285
Speaker 1: that story gets out, You're going, I'm just trying to

681
00:32:00,605 --> 00:32:05,765
Speaker 1: encourage those young men. I was explaining. I was explaining

682
00:32:05,845 --> 00:32:08,405
Speaker 1: my own actions. We're getting lost in some antics. Did

683
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Speaker 1: you encourage them?

684
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Speaker 8: No?

685
00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:10,285
Speaker 1: I didn't.

686
00:32:12,005 --> 00:32:15,565
Speaker 5: I was just explaining why it's a mean and Greek

687
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Speaker 5: with Rio.

688
00:32:16,365 --> 00:32:20,525
Speaker 1: Literally at least it wasn't cold, thank god.

689
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Speaker 12: No.

690
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Speaker 1: Wow, we so yesterday we got the first part of

691
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Speaker 1: the story that you got naked because you felt like

692
00:32:29,845 --> 00:32:31,605
Speaker 1: you had to with those old guys, and I thought

693
00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:33,605
Speaker 1: that was a story. As you went into the ambut,

694
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Speaker 1: Rio goes, no, no, no, By the way, that's not

695
00:32:35,645 --> 00:32:37,405
Speaker 1: the end of that story. That's not even the weirdest bit.

696
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Speaker 1: And I'm like, what I said, We've got to go

697
00:32:39,485 --> 00:32:43,365
Speaker 1: back to it tomorrow. Damon, what happened? Did he? Does

698
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Speaker 1: he fall in love with one of those old guys.

699
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Speaker 7: Give you a sugar daddy?

700
00:32:48,805 --> 00:32:51,605
Speaker 1: I would have known this ow extraordinary.

701
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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast Nudity.

702
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Speaker 4: First of all, then we got a Helen, Helen, welcome

703
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Speaker 4: to the show.

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Speaker 16: Thanks guys. So I've got twin boys and they're about

705
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Speaker 16: five and were ready for school, and I thought, quickly

706
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:09,285
Speaker 16: jumping the shower, jumping the shower. Next minute one of

707
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Speaker 16: them runs him quick quick, mom, mum, neds We've kicked

708
00:33:12,045 --> 00:33:13,685
Speaker 16: the footy on the roof and neds on the roof

709
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,125
Speaker 16: of the shed. And I don't know how you got

710
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Speaker 16: up there, a tree or something. So grab a towel,

711
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Speaker 16: run out there. See him up on the roof. Oh

712
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Speaker 16: my god, quick, get the ladder there, climb up on

713
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Speaker 16: the ladder and half of course, halfway up the towel

714
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Speaker 16: slip down some standard butt naked reaching up to try

715
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Speaker 16: and get the.

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Speaker 1: Child off head of an image.

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Speaker 4: I've got to say.

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Speaker 16: Hello child, as I was moved, As I was I'm

719
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Speaker 16: going down the ladder with him. I turned around and

720
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Speaker 16: there with the neighbors walking, Wow.

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Speaker 1: Up the ladder as well. Yes, yes, angle. It's not

722
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Speaker 1: just nudity. It's some kind of examination as well, you

723
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Speaker 1: poor thing, Helen. It keeps going.

724
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Speaker 4: Actually, don't wory about the ball. But I don't want

725
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Speaker 4: to play football aymore.

726
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Speaker 1: I'll stay up here forever. I'll pick a new sport. Helen,

727
00:34:03,165 --> 00:34:05,005
Speaker 1: great story. Thank you very much for sharing.

728
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Speaker 16: No worry.

729
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Speaker 1: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 4: Shane, welcome to the show.

731
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Speaker 17: Many years ago, I was doing my diving course up

732
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Speaker 17: in Noosa and we had to get kidded out in

733
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Speaker 17: a diving shop and snorkeling. A whole lot of people

734
00:34:16,205 --> 00:34:18,725
Speaker 17: in the shop were going on a snorkeling trip, so

735
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Speaker 17: we were just getting fit out of the gear. So

736
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Speaker 17: they've had some low petitions where you just sort of

737
00:34:23,525 --> 00:34:26,645
Speaker 17: try your wetsuits on and all your diving gear. And

738
00:34:26,805 --> 00:34:30,165
Speaker 17: I was wearing board shorts and put the wet suit

739
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Speaker 17: on and as I zipped up, it was a spring suit,

740
00:34:33,485 --> 00:34:35,965
Speaker 17: so the zips on the front as I zipped up

741
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Speaker 17: the front of the spring suit. Unfortunately, those that have

742
00:34:39,365 --> 00:34:43,765
Speaker 17: seen this movie are something about Merry got to bleed

743
00:34:44,365 --> 00:34:50,885
Speaker 17: to le frank and beans got caught, and so I

744
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Speaker 17: didn't yellow. Yep, I'll be able to get. You'll be

745
00:34:54,245 --> 00:34:55,445
Speaker 17: able to get. And it's a bit like sort of

746
00:34:55,525 --> 00:34:57,485
Speaker 17: in the when you go camping in the summer and

747
00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:59,685
Speaker 17: you've got to get caught the zipper and the sleeping bagging,

748
00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:03,565
Speaker 17: and you start you start panic, you start panicking. So

749
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Speaker 17: I panicked it. So what goes for your mind? Of course,

750
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:08,645
Speaker 17: if you've seen that film, something mayor thought do you

751
00:35:08,765 --> 00:35:11,085
Speaker 17: zip up or do you zip down? I thought, okay,

752
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Speaker 17: if I zip up, maybe it's going to come loose. Well,

753
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Speaker 17: because I was wearing down, you sit down in that well,

754
00:35:18,925 --> 00:35:21,245
Speaker 17: well that's what you thought, so you correct. So I

755
00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:23,685
Speaker 17: went the wrong way. I zipped up more of it,

756
00:35:24,285 --> 00:35:26,765
Speaker 17: more of it got stuck, and then they heard me,

757
00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:29,445
Speaker 17: so the diver instructor came over and a few other

758
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Speaker 17: sort of notice. So the only choice was to zip

759
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Speaker 17: back down. But as I zip down, more of it got.

760
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Speaker 1: So the only way.

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Speaker 17: The only way to get out was to take the

762
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Speaker 17: wet suit off with my board shorts, which was very uncomfortable.

763
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Speaker 17: Wet suits aren't easy to get off dry. And so

764
00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:54,685
Speaker 17: there I'm standing in the shop and the only thing

765
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Speaker 17: that's attached to my body is a wet suit and

766
00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:02,805
Speaker 17: the board shorts which still attached to the frank and beans,

767
00:36:03,005 --> 00:36:06,805
Speaker 17: excuse me. And then of course there was a volunteer

768
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Speaker 17: someone to get to Paris.

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Speaker 18: Is just to cut it offs, shit breaker, and it

770
00:36:17,365 --> 00:36:18,525
Speaker 18: was the worst part about it.

771
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Speaker 17: I did decide going divings with an expensive trip and

772
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Speaker 17: so forth, and of course it wasn't practicing first day

773
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Speaker 17: and soon pulls out in the ocean, the salt water.

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Speaker 1: Oh gods, it did not help.

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Speaker 17: And then when I when we got back to the

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Speaker 17: to the hotel where I was staying, and I did

777
00:36:31,485 --> 00:36:33,045
Speaker 17: so how was the first day? And of course I

778
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,605
Speaker 17: told the story. She didn't believe me, and I dropped

779
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Speaker 17: my pants in front.

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Speaker 1: Of the kids a boat's motor or something.

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Speaker 17: That story is never never wear a pair of board shorts.

782
00:36:48,365 --> 00:36:50,525
Speaker 17: If you're going to wear a spring suit, is make

783
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Speaker 17: sure wearing budgie smugglers because they do ride up and

784
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,885
Speaker 17: and you, one hundred percent, Chris, don't sit up further.

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Speaker 1: The only the only hope for freedom is going down

786
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:07,645
Speaker 1: trying and release a little fella. You know, my gosh,

787
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Speaker 1: you poor man, give you are man and everything.

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Speaker 17: Con I never have worn.

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Speaker 1: A The Diving Days are over.

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Speaker 3: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk now about an amazing thing that

792
00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:27,605
Speaker 1: Patsy you saw over the weekend.

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Speaker 7: Oh is this the duck lady? This was so insane.

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Speaker 9: So I'd picked up odds from Sport on Saturday and

795
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Speaker 9: she hadn't had lunch. At about three o'clock she said

796
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Speaker 9: can we have macas? And I said, yes, you can

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Speaker 9: as a treat. So we went through the drive through

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Speaker 9: and as we were waiting, because she never wants cheese

799
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Speaker 9: in a burger, she hates cheese, so of course ultimately

800
00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:50,125
Speaker 9: we always have to go into this they wait while.

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Speaker 7: It gets cooked.

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Speaker 9: So I was sitting there for about five or ten

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Speaker 9: minutes and a lady came out of maccas. She was

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Speaker 9: with a group of girls with a fully grown duck,

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Speaker 9: live duck, not a stuffed duck, a real duck, a

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Speaker 9: quack quack duck under her arm. What and just walked

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Speaker 9: across the car park like it was no biggie, no

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Speaker 9: biggie and walked down.

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Speaker 4: Everyone must have been doing a double take and like

810
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Speaker 4: looking at it, I.

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Speaker 9: Could not believe it, and I said to Audrey, I said,

812
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Speaker 9: is that a duck? She goes, I think that that

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Speaker 9: is a duck, and it's a live duck.

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Speaker 1: It's moving, and it was like, I didn't know you

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Speaker 1: were allowed to. Also, let's shout out to McDonald's. Very

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Speaker 1: kind of than the macas there that they didn't say

817
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Speaker 1: you can't come in with the tree. But maybe she

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Speaker 1: didn't come in with a duck. Maybe she left with

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Speaker 1: a dutch. So the duck, the duck was just in there.

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Speaker 1: It's the weekends, is something for the kids. It draws

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Speaker 1: a crowd.

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Speaker 7: I couldn't believed.

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Speaker 1: Come for the fries, stay for the duck.

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Speaker 9: Rub my eyes, take my glasses off, and just refocus

825
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Speaker 9: that I wasn't like imagining seeing things.

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Speaker 7: It was a real white duck with a yellow beach.

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Speaker 1: Did you think it was a goose thrown?

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Speaker 12: Not?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 7: Oh is it a goose?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 4: I would say that's more a goose.

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Speaker 1: Is it a goose? How big was it? Because so

834
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Speaker 1: much bigger than massive And they got a fair old

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Speaker 1: Hong Kong them angry.

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Speaker 7: Too because it fully like went up under her arm.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, and if it's big, it'd be bigger than

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Speaker 1: like a duck that looks like a goose, like an

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Speaker 1: orange beat Yes on the loose.

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Speaker 7: Oh wow, it was a goose, not a duck.

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Speaker 1: Did it have a collar.

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Speaker 4: Did you have a shirt and tie?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 7: I didn't have a shirt or tie. I didn't have

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Speaker 7: any clothing on. Just's It was beautiful looking thing.

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Speaker 1: They are majestic, beautiful, very pretty, striking. I'd say handsome, Yes,

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Speaker 1: very handsome.

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Speaker 7: But what was she doing with a duck at mag.

849
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Speaker 4: It would have been heavy as well.

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Speaker 1: They're big fat breast on it was.

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Speaker 7: It was stunny, all right.

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Speaker 1: So the strangest thing you've ever seen? So pat saw

853
00:39:55,445 --> 00:39:56,725
Speaker 1: we cleaned up a goose?

854
00:39:57,005 --> 00:39:57,525
Speaker 7: Insane?

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00:39:57,685 --> 00:39:59,445
Speaker 1: Okay, real, what's the strangest thing you've ever seen?

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Speaker 5: I will never forget the day I saw out the

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Speaker 5: front of my parents place. They lived near a beach,

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Speaker 5: there was a man in just sort of stubbies like

859
00:40:06,845 --> 00:40:10,965
Speaker 5: short shorts and thongs with a full archery kit bow

860
00:40:11,085 --> 00:40:15,285
Speaker 5: and arrow who instead of fishing with a rod, was fishing.

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00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:20,045
Speaker 1: Like shooting them like a bow and arrow, like a

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00:40:20,405 --> 00:40:24,365
Speaker 1: sort of bogan legless. It was crazy. I think no

863
00:40:24,485 --> 00:40:30,445
Speaker 1: one seemed to the roots.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Can you ask Patsy dead the bird under the lady's

866
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Speaker 1: arm coming out of Machas have teeth? Wasn't that close

867
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Speaker 1: to say, geese, Christian have scary old nashes on them ducks, don't.

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Speaker 4: Did you see any nashes?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 7: I didn't see any nashes.

871
00:40:55,485 --> 00:40:55,525
Speaker 1: No.

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00:40:55,965 --> 00:40:59,085
Speaker 9: No, it wasn't that close though, So maybe like it

873
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,085
Speaker 9: was a fair sized duck, it wasn't.

874
00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:03,005
Speaker 4: I reckon that, Christian.

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00:41:03,045 --> 00:41:05,405
Speaker 1: Maybe Macas are trying something new happy meals for adults

876
00:41:05,445 --> 00:41:09,885
Speaker 1: called Quaky Mills gold plus. Chris could go plus. So

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00:41:09,965 --> 00:41:12,725
Speaker 1: we're asking today, then, strangest thing you ever saw, Christian.

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Speaker 1: The strangest thing I ever saw was in the car

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Speaker 1: park of Taife in twenty nineteen. It was a car

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Speaker 1: with Mary and Jesus statues on the front seats wearing

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Speaker 1: seat belts. Got strapahm in as Karen says, great get

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Speaker 1: your car not stolen. Actually, good boy, it's guarding the

883
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Speaker 1: car kitin. What's the strangest thing you've seen?

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Speaker 12: Literally saw this last week.

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Speaker 8: I was driving home and I thought, what is that

886
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Speaker 8: hanging out the window of this car? It was a

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Speaker 8: skeleton's arm. The guy that was driving not only had

888
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Speaker 8: a skeleton in the front seat seatbelt on, but also

889
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Speaker 8: in the back and it was like a party themed car.

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Speaker 7: But it was really weird.

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Speaker 15: He like.

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Speaker 8: I literally looked across to him. He looked like an

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Speaker 8: ordinary guy, but just with two skeletons hanging out with him.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I remember once driving into work to do the Breakfast

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Speaker 1: show in London, and you know, sometimes you are traffic lights,

897
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Speaker 1: you just have to look to the left, and there

898
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Speaker 1: was in a Toyota Camery. It's just like five am,

899
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Speaker 1: right in the middle of London, a clown, fully dressed.

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Speaker 1: That's terrifying in a car. I remember actually going yeah, no,

901
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Speaker 1: not a tiny clown car. No no, no, that's a

902
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Speaker 1: toilet came a very urban car. Pennywise, what's he doing?

903
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Speaker 1: No up, no good?

904
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Speaker 4: That's not kids parties? Five on a Tuesday morning?

905
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Speaker 1: What has gone on or going on? I didn't know

906
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Speaker 1: whether to call the police what I was saying in

907
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Speaker 1: a car there's not a crime, sir? How's there is

908
00:42:43,965 --> 00:42:45,924
Speaker 1: there being a crime? He's going to do something? Yeah,

909
00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:47,085
Speaker 1: he's like thinking about it.

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Speaker 5: Get him now in a.

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00:42:49,205 --> 00:42:53,285
Speaker 1: Camri see something, say something, but not alarmed?

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Speaker 4: Adlex, what's the strangest thing you've seen.

913
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Speaker 6: I am one hundred percent sure that I've seen a UFO.

914
00:43:00,725 --> 00:43:02,685
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what Yeah.

915
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Speaker 6: So I was doing night shift on the tractor, so

916
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Speaker 6: you're going all night plowing a paddock, which I used

917
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Speaker 6: to do back on the farm. And I was probably

918
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Speaker 6: seventeen eighteen years old and would have been about five

919
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Speaker 6: in the morning. I reckon the sun was just coming up,

920
00:43:17,325 --> 00:43:19,525
Speaker 6: and I look. I got out of the tractor and

921
00:43:19,645 --> 00:43:22,885
Speaker 6: I looked up and I dead set saw this silver

922
00:43:23,805 --> 00:43:27,005
Speaker 6: disc and I went, hang on, that's weird.

923
00:43:27,245 --> 00:43:28,245
Speaker 1: Why is that there?

924
00:43:29,285 --> 00:43:31,005
Speaker 6: And I looked at it and then I turned around.

925
00:43:31,005 --> 00:43:32,565
Speaker 6: I think I must have gone to the toilet or something,

926
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Speaker 6: and and I came back.

927
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Speaker 1: That's a classic Adian story, is it? Cufogure?

928
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Speaker 4: I was just going to a quick smash. I've come

929
00:43:39,485 --> 00:43:42,565
Speaker 4: back now, but I remember coming back, but it was gone,

930
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Speaker 4: like I looked.

931
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Speaker 6: I must have looked down and then I looked up

932
00:43:45,485 --> 00:43:46,285
Speaker 6: and it was gone.

933
00:43:46,365 --> 00:43:47,405
Speaker 1: It was disappeared.

934
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Speaker 4: I went the story and what else you see? No,

935
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Speaker 4: I went to have a peek. Okay, she didn't meet

936
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Speaker 4: the audience.

937
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Speaker 1: No, No, I really needed to go waste of Scully's time.

938
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Speaker 1: But I just remember it being there for a second

939
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Speaker 1: or two you actually weren't just tired.

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Speaker 4: You did an all night in the field.

941
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Speaker 1: That's what I thought, because drinking that moonshine, that you're

942
00:44:08,845 --> 00:44:10,165
Speaker 1: making those bonds.

943
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Speaker 6: Because it was so there, like it was right there,

944
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Speaker 6: and I just I just remember stearing and going, what

945
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Speaker 6: on earth is that?

946
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Speaker 4: And that's it was so remindable.

947
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Speaker 7: Was it making a noise or anything coming?

948
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Speaker 6: No teeth, No, completely silent and it was sort of

949
00:44:28,525 --> 00:44:30,685
Speaker 6: a very beautiful, clear sed guy. So he could there

950
00:44:30,765 --> 00:44:33,445
Speaker 6: was nothing else. There was no cloud or anything as itself.

951
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Speaker 6: And he's out there in Northwest in the South Wales

952
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Speaker 6: and the middle.

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Speaker 4: It's Australia's area fifty one. Let's go there.

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Speaker 1: We got here is this? Wayne? Good morning, Wayne, good morning?

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Speaker 13: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, welcome to the show. Hope you had a

957
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Speaker 1: lovely weekend. What's the strangest thing you've ever seen?

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Speaker 4: Wayne?

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00:44:50,405 --> 00:44:54,005
Speaker 15: Coming home on a tram sat down beside a lady

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Speaker 15: with collared hair fluo air. She proceeds to open up

961
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Speaker 15: her bag on her lap and produces a rat which

962
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Speaker 15: climbs up on her shoulder. Red head, the same coloreds

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Speaker 15: fluor over here as she did.

964
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Speaker 1: Wow, who copied her?

965
00:45:18,405 --> 00:45:20,765
Speaker 15: Needless to say, I got off at that stop.

966
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Speaker 1: That is quite a sight. Trans There's something about people. Magnets. Yeah,

967
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Speaker 1: night dwellers, Yes day walkers.

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Speaker 4: Wayne. Thank you very much, your story mate, have a

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00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:36,525
Speaker 4: good day. Thanks to the show.

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Speaker 3: Christian connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show. Time for Today's time waster, Today's time waster?

972
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Speaker 1: Looking for your mammal bands? What animals you think you're in?

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Speaker 1: The guys smart animals orca Nope, Blues are smart? Man

974
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Speaker 1: bottom nosed Dolph, Number two brains pigs pigs and number.

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Speaker 4: Five can play video games?

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Speaker 1: How do they know that they're trotters? Are you doing?

977
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Speaker 4: Like Aby?

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Speaker 1: Jumped down elephants? Elephants can recognize himself in mirrors. Just

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Speaker 1: make someone smart. Aby can do that.

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Speaker 4: But basic good memories too, of.

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Speaker 1: Course in this country that probably does eleidate you too,

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Speaker 1: sort of a ten Agentia alright, mammal bands fleetwood Yak Gold,

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Speaker 1: Puma League, the Silver Luss Mitkat Stevens, Silver, Bilbie Eilish Love,

984
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Speaker 1: Rios halland Goats. Halland Goats is very good gold. What

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Speaker 1: do you call a smelly French band, Daft Skunk, Oh,

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Speaker 1: very good, set up a bay off, he shoots, he scores,

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Speaker 1: Top the Tank Corner, God plus Piggie pot Grand's minus

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Speaker 1: a billion and Manatina Turner, Oh, very very good. Gold.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's Show. All right, today's time waster. We're looking

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Speaker 1: for your mammal bands. Three.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready to mark?

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Speaker 1: today's winner? Doggie parton?

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