1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody ed what he is the most 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: tech illiterate person I know except for anyone over the 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: age of eighty. So the two of them together make 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: the world's worst tech support computer starting the world's worst 5 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: tech support. Alrighty, Woods, I am very excited about today. 6 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: So before we get our player on today, which is 7 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 1: going to be Harry. 8 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 2: Love Harry. 9 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: We love Harry. He's brilliant, he's great, before we get 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: him on today, I need to explain to you and 11 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: to everybody else listening what he's going to be doing today. 12 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: So he's going to be merging a call. 13 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:48,160 Speaker 2: That's too much. 14 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:48,480 Speaker 3: Now. 15 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: The reasons now, the reason we're getting in to do this, 16 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: the reason we're getting to do this, Woods, is because 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: a few days ago, we had a whole bunch of 18 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: guys on and they weren't over eighty. They were you know, 19 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: like largely young men I'm going to say, between the 20 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: age of thirty and forty, and each of them was 21 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 1: asked to merge a call live on air. Now, this idea, see, 22 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: I thought was so simple that I actually had to 23 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,479 Speaker 1: go at you're going to hear this at the start 24 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 1: of the audio, because I thought you were patronizing the 25 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: first caller, You're like, oh, you're okay with that? Are 26 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: you going to be okay with that? Have a listen? 27 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 2: Are you right to do that? Scott? Are you right 28 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 2: to connect? 29 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 4: Yeah? 30 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, gold call it give love awesome? 31 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 3: Mate? 32 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: Are you are you right? 33 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 2: Are you right to do that? Scut Do you need 34 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 2: me to walk you through this guy? 35 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 5: Did you get that? 36 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: No, you didn't merge the cause. 37 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 3: You said you had it. 38 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: Actually you merge the calls? Okay, so that we can 39 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: hear what's going on? 40 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 2: Hold on, im, I take your time. We've lost him. 41 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 2: Why don't we go to finn? 42 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 5: Are okay? 43 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: Okay? Thanks mate? 44 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 3: All right? 45 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: You get men to do one job with theirs? 46 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 6: Did you guys get any of that? 47 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: It was agonizing? So today for World's worth Tech Support, 48 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: we're going to get Harry to try and do that. 49 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,399 Speaker 1: I think we need to. We need to. Let's let's 50 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: bring him into the fold. 51 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 3: Harry, welcome back to Will and whatdy? Yay? 52 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 1: Well? 53 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 3: And how are you? 54 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 2: We're so good? 55 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: Mate? 56 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 7: My mood lifts when I hear your voice, mate, But 57 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 7: let let's get down to business here though, Harry, have. 58 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 2: You ever merged a call? 59 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 8: I've never heard of merging. 60 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 9: This is gonna go that. 61 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 2: Well, Harry, have you have you have you ever been 62 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 2: on a conference call before? 63 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 8: Yeah, I've been on conference halls in business so many times. 64 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,359 Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so similar concept. 65 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: Yeah no, but he wasn't imagine her. 66 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 10: I got my secondary of the book call that up. 67 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 68 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right. I imagine he would have just 69 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 1: you just would have picked up the handset back in 70 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: the day. So get me a confidence with America, England, wherever. 71 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you used to do, Harry? 72 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: What business were you in here? Us? 73 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 11: I used to run chemical companies. 74 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 2: Wow, there you go, brilliant, Harry. 75 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: It sounds like, you know, if you're running chemical companies, like 76 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: this should be explainable, Harry. I feel like your scientific 77 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: brain's going to be up to this. Okay, with chemicals, 78 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 1: not teletmay Yeah. Okay, Well look Harry, what we're going 79 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: to do. There's a bit to explain here. So we're 80 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: going to go to a song. I think it's a 81 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: good idea that you grab a note pad and pen. Yeah, 82 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: because once once we yeah, because once we launch you here, 83 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: it's a bit like the dark side of the Moon. 84 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: We're not going to have any contact with you while 85 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: you're trying to do it. 86 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 8: Let me get a pad. 87 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, I got to get a pat. 88 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 5: I got a pad. 89 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: All right, we'll let you. You've got a song and 90 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: I got a PANM pad right mate? And who are 91 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 1: you going to call? 92 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 12: Well? 93 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: And or your wife? Yeah? Okay, great, lovely? All right, 94 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: well we next. 95 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 3: That's right. 96 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: It is the world's Worst Text support here on Will 97 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: and Woody. Ordinarily I ask Woody and somebody over the 98 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 1: age of eighty tech questions they try and answer them together. 99 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: But today Woods, we're doing a live and interactive version 100 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: of World's Worst Tech Support. I'm very, very excited to 101 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: say that Harry is back. Welcome back, Harry. 102 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 3: Oh how are you guys? 103 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 1: Good mate, We're psyched mate. So, so, Harry, what you 104 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,720 Speaker 1: are going to try and conquer today on Will and 105 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: Woody is you're going to try and merge a call. Okay, 106 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: all right. 107 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 2: Now, and you've never done it before, Harry, No, okay. 108 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: Okay, So Harry, if this, if this works, your wife 109 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: an yeah, will be on the radio with us at 110 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 1: the same time as you. So there'll be her phone line, 111 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 1: your phone line and us all talking at the same time. Okay, okay, 112 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: So that's that's the end goal here, okay, okay, all right, now, 113 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: before the song, we asked to get a note and 114 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: Penny read it. Okay. I was going to say, what 115 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: did you want me to explain this? But there would 116 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: be like the vision in bed Bleeding the blind iView. 117 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 7: Did the bit? 118 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 2: Is the man Harry trying to do this. 119 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 7: And I've done it before, Harry, I'm will you in 120 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 7: the merging of the course you want to do this? 121 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the bit? 122 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,920 Speaker 1: Okay, great, okay, great, Harry. 123 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 7: Step step one right down, one stop one yeah, okay. 124 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 7: So looking at your phone, looking at the face of 125 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 7: your of your iPhone, you. 126 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 2: Should be able to see a button that says AD call. 127 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 10: Yeah, I got it. 128 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 7: Don't do it yet, mate, don't do it, but you will. 129 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 7: You will first press that button. 130 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: You want me to press it now, just. 131 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 6: Write it down, AD call one, AD call. 132 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. 133 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 7: Then you then then your your contacts list will come 134 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 7: up and you scroll down to Anne or Wifey or 135 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 7: whatever you've got her saved in your phone as yeah, okay. 136 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 7: You then you then click her on your contact list yeah, 137 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:22,159 Speaker 7: and that will start calling her Okay, dial dial she 138 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 7: picks up. Okay, as soon as she picks up, then 139 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 7: then look back at your phone and press the button 140 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 7: that says merge call. 141 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 11: Oh, merge call, Shure, okay, I. 142 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 3: Got that call, not merging Okay. 143 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 7: On once you're speaking to and that button changes to 144 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 7: merge call, it's the same button, but it will change 145 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 7: to merge call. 146 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, and there'll be two arrows. It'll be like an 147 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,840 Speaker 1: arrow that's yeah. There'll be like two arrows joining that 148 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 1: the merge call symbol. Because right now it's this ad 149 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,040 Speaker 1: call and it's a plus symbol. That symbol will change 150 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: and it'll be two arrows coming together and it will 151 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: say merge call. Don't you want me to add now 152 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,280 Speaker 1: a second, Harry, As I said to you before, once 153 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 1: you start the process, you'll be on the dark side 154 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 1: of the moon, so we'll be uncontactable. So from our 155 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: so from our end, I mean, it's godspeed and and 156 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: if this works, we'll be speaking to you and Ann 157 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 1: in about thirty seconds. If it doesn't work, well then 158 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 1: you know, I have a great logo. Long weekend, brother, 159 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: and it's been it's. 160 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 3: Been a trip. Thanks for nothing exactly. 161 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 2: Just stick stick to your notes, Harry, just stick to 162 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 2: your notes. 163 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I go, I'm hitting. 164 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 11: I'm looking my notes, the one that all that's cool. 165 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Has he done it? He now 166 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: needs to dial and as soon as he dials, and 167 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: we'll go on hold. Have you have you hit it? 168 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 2: Harry? He's on the dark side of the moon. 169 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: No, he's not. 170 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Harry, have you yeah? 171 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 5: I me he So you dial and now you and 172 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 5: I'm going hand. 173 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: Now, okay, what the hell him calling back? 174 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 2: Let's calling back's going back. Let's just see what happened. 175 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,559 Speaker 2: Let's just see what happened. 176 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: I don't know why. 177 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 3: I mean, we knew. 178 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 7: I don't have to try again. He's obviously talking to 179 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 7: his what I reckon? He's going to try and merge 180 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 7: back in. You imagine the conversations right now. 181 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 2: He's going to be like and hold the line. 182 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,600 Speaker 3: The boys on the other end. 183 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 1: I'm about to put Harry, Harry, I can hear you? No, No, 184 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 1: not there, mate, AND's not there. 185 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:47,560 Speaker 3: He's on hold. 186 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,200 Speaker 7: But I'll get rid the whole. 187 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 3: Merged merge that merged? Cool? 188 00:08:51,440 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: Yes, no, he's said, will happy long weekend? 189 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 3: Harry Wards all week. 190 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:08,079 Speaker 1: All of this last week, you and I have naively 191 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,680 Speaker 1: been watching the Australian Open, saying, look, hypothetically, if you 192 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaker 1: and I were up against a pro, we could pinch 193 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 1: a point off them women woodies, pinch a point, you know, 194 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: the Australian Open. It's different tickets on sound Now we 195 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,080 Speaker 1: reckon we could pinch a point off a professional tennis player. 196 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: Which do you reckon? You could pinch a point. 197 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 5: Off a pro before we have family gatherings. I'll bring 198 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 5: over the switch. 199 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 8: Give them a pretty good run for their money, maybe 200 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 8: a point or two. 201 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 7: At the age of twelve, you think you could take 202 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 7: a point of a professional player. 203 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,959 Speaker 8: Yeah, I probably could, Okay, trying to do a little 204 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,839 Speaker 8: like high five things that go stacket, go on the. 205 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 5: And just boys, you are dreaming. If you think you're 206 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 5: going to win any points, you won't even get close 207 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:57,240 Speaker 5: to make it. 208 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 2: Good harsh at the end. 209 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 7: There, it's just one. It's just just one point. I 210 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,280 Speaker 7: don't know if you wrote Alcatraz last night, but he frames. 211 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 1: Him ticosal Karaz, and I think's Alcatraz. 212 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,800 Speaker 2: That's a prison in San Francisco, sor. 213 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,080 Speaker 1: Sean Connery once broke out of in the Rock. 214 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 7: Great movie, The Rock. If you haven't seen it, go 215 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,319 Speaker 7: and watch it tonight. But sorry, we need to talk 216 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:16,080 Speaker 7: about pinching a point off the poop. It's just one point, right, Yeah, 217 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 7: thankfully Mark Philippos has agreed to put really his reputation 218 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 7: on the line. 219 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 1: Well, I don't know necessarily, yeah, I don't know. 220 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,960 Speaker 7: He is representing professional players all over the world in 221 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 7: my eyes. 222 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,280 Speaker 1: And look, we found out after talking to the poo 223 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,080 Speaker 1: that he still plays a lot of tennis. He plays 224 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 1: in the masters tournaments. We found it he still serves 225 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 1: at two hundred kilometers an hour. He was he was 226 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,640 Speaker 1: coaching Titsipass all the way up until about two years ago. 227 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 3: This guy's hitting still like. 228 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,080 Speaker 1: A thousand paths day, like he is in Great Nick. 229 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we all know the scard muffin. 230 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,720 Speaker 1: He's delicious. He's a beautiful looking sexy Greek man like 231 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,200 Speaker 1: he is in Great Nick. 232 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,199 Speaker 7: And that's what hit me first. Sorry, So we played 233 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,560 Speaker 7: this at Margaret Cord Arena. Guys that that's one of 234 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,959 Speaker 7: the third show court at the Ushelian opens. There's like 235 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 7: a big stadium and the big sexy greekman walked out 236 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:02,960 Speaker 7: and you said, it's we became twelve year old boys 237 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,559 Speaker 7: because we watched this guy, you know, all for our childhood. 238 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,959 Speaker 7: So I think the moment really dawned on both of us. 239 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 7: This is a very, very big deal. 240 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,840 Speaker 2: Yes, he was calm as a cucumber. 241 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 1: I was so calm. He was so calm. 242 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. 243 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 7: But our secret weapon, no doubt, was the fact that 244 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 7: he agreed that we could organize distractions for every single point. 245 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,720 Speaker 1: That's right, So it was seven points. He had to 246 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:25,679 Speaker 1: get seven points. We only had to win one to 247 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: prove that we could pinch a point off a pro 248 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 1: to pinch a point off the pooh. There we were 249 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 1: on Margaret Court opposite Mark Phillipers to pinch a point 250 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: off the pooch. Good luck, boys, Thank you appreciate it. 251 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,679 Speaker 1: Take it easy. He's in very good nick. It doesn't 252 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,120 Speaker 1: age you're serving first Mark John to tactic queen because 253 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,440 Speaker 1: we haven't got a distraction for him. So I think 254 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:53,720 Speaker 1: we're going to lose it anyway, hit and charge. Ah, 255 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 1: it's one. 256 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,679 Speaker 2: Zero to meet one zero to the pooch. 257 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: I thought you were going to be coming in a 258 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 1: lot hotter with the serf there. Got worried. 259 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 2: I think that was the bluff and well. 260 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,559 Speaker 7: After dropping the first point pretty easily, it was time to. 261 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:07,120 Speaker 2: Ramp things up. Let's activate distraction. 262 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:12,560 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, one of the Pooh's many topless modeling 263 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 1: shots displayed on all the big screens to hopefully throw 264 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 1: him off his game, and weirdly, it only seemed to 265 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: encourage him. 266 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,199 Speaker 2: If anything, that's inspiring. 267 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:36,120 Speaker 1: Damned cold too. Ah sh oh my god. 268 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,319 Speaker 2: That was two plus you plan you just you leave it. 269 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,559 Speaker 2: You just got to get out of the way. Activated 270 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:43,480 Speaker 2: distraction three. 271 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:46,080 Speaker 7: To love down and things weren't looking good, so it 272 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,079 Speaker 7: was time to bring in our heckler, Aussie comedian Ron. 273 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 11: Lewis Love me and zero, which is the same amount 274 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 11: of people who watched your reality TV show. 275 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, I've had worse things. 276 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 2: That's three zero. 277 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 1: A heckle from the crowd didn't work, neither did the 278 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:09,160 Speaker 1: airhorn four zip to the Pooh and what he had 279 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 1: taken a shot in the balls. 280 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,840 Speaker 2: Fall up, Activate next distraction, please next up. 281 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 7: We brought in a full Marriannchie band to try and 282 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 7: distract the perod. 283 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 1: Okay, when are you going to start with my bulltoss? 284 00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 9: Now? 285 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:30,719 Speaker 1: All right, I tell him get down? 286 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 4: Look at five zero boys, let's go. 287 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: That was our trump card. 288 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,840 Speaker 2: That's literally a five second gig distraction. 289 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,559 Speaker 1: But at five nil we took things to another level. 290 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,720 Speaker 1: Forero point six. Mark had to play with his arms 291 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: tied together, so. 292 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 2: It's like a Wednesday night. Mark actually brought his own rope. 293 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 2: This is out of your kit bag. I reckon, he's 294 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,040 Speaker 2: even trying. 295 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 7: By the way, boys, this is your chance because after 296 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 7: this I'm serving. 297 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,200 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we know that, we understand. 298 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,840 Speaker 1: That is your chance right here. 299 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,560 Speaker 7: Unfortunately, this didn't help at all When Will couldn't get 300 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,319 Speaker 7: his serve. 301 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 2: In, he's toying with you out out a second server. 302 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:14,920 Speaker 2: If you miss this, it's a double fault the. 303 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 1: Six zero shut up? Mark, Oh no, Will, I'll give 304 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 1: you mulligan. 305 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,600 Speaker 2: We'll take that. Come on, well, come on, well oh 306 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 2: no subserved? 307 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I stepped up, Fine, leave it? Oh nice? 308 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 1: Will crossing what he did get his serve in? Nice well, 309 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:41,160 Speaker 1: But despite a thrilling rally, still dropped to six six 310 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:47,760 Speaker 1: love backs against the wall before you serve though, Mark, distraction, Do. 311 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 7: You really want to win like this? 312 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 10: Oh? 313 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 1: Wow, it started getting real there, didn't it. I mean 314 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: he's won six points in a row. We queued our 315 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: final distraction, and then he's turned to us and said, boys, 316 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: you're above this, like is it going to be a 317 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:04,680 Speaker 1: hollow win? 318 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,760 Speaker 2: And that hurt me. 319 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 1: With the distraction that you've currently got lined up. 320 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 2: It's a significant distraction. 321 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 3: It was low blow with below the belt. 322 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 1: You can find out what that distraction was right up next, 323 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: but more importantly, with that distraction in the final point 324 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:26,280 Speaker 1: to be pincher point off the poop. The last week 325 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,160 Speaker 1: we've been asking can we pinch a point off a 326 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: professional tennis player Wolds. Mark philippersis the scut the missile himself. 327 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: He said, look, boys, I will meet you there Thursday, 328 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 1: Thursday morning. Margaret Corderina, I mean he's the poop. I 329 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 1: mean he can get it into these sorts of places. Absolutely, 330 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: you guys need to know this is a two v 331 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 1: one setup. It's American doubles. It's me and Woods versus 332 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,600 Speaker 1: the pooh. We only have to get one point off him. 333 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: He has to win seven points in a row to 334 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,080 Speaker 1: prove that we can't. That's how the tiebreaker works. It's 335 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: the first to seven. 336 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 7: If you have just joined us. Though, he pretty comfortably 337 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 7: took the first six points and we were also substantially 338 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 7: distracting him. We had a marriarchie bam, we had a 339 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 7: comedian heckling him like we tied his hands together. 340 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 2: So it came down to this final point. 341 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,840 Speaker 1: Where I quick mention that if you want to see 342 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 1: this instagram and TikTok willan muody a little bit later on, 343 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: you'll be able to watch it all for yourselves. 344 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 2: Go and see how beautiful mom. 345 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 1: He was having fun with it, wasn't he with us? 346 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 1: It did get to a point where it was like, wow, 347 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 1: you've got so many more gears. But even then even 348 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: he was rattled. When we whipped out our seventh distraction 349 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 1: for the final point, he thought we'd gone a little 350 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:38,680 Speaker 1: bit too far. 351 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 7: So the stage was set for an epic deciding point 352 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 7: in our attempt to pinch your point off the poop. 353 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 1: This was our last chance. Do you really want to win? 354 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,960 Speaker 1: Like this? 355 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 3: Wow? The blindfolds. 356 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,480 Speaker 2: This is how desprit you are. 357 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 1: You're adding the blindfold. Huh there, what's going on? I 358 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,960 Speaker 1: can't see a thing left handed. It's not going to 359 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,479 Speaker 1: get easier than that. Our initial plan to blindfold him 360 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: for the final point seemed a bit extreme. 361 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 2: Let's take left handed, yeah, left handed. 362 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 1: Little did he know we were also planning to gag him. 363 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,240 Speaker 1: Luckily that didn't happen, so we allowed it to play 364 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:21,359 Speaker 1: with his left hand for the final point. Oh no, 365 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: that was good. 366 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,000 Speaker 2: You got it. 367 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 1: Nice will Oh my god, easy easy, well, good shot. 368 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, we got one point on the left handed knocked versus. 369 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 1: And the dad goes, wow, we made good smash. 370 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 2: Well, thank you. 371 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,480 Speaker 12: It was a very good ste Thank you boys, than 372 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,200 Speaker 12: appreciated a lot of fun game. 373 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was great. 374 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,320 Speaker 2: Feel free to keep the blindfolding row if you want you. 375 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:07,040 Speaker 7: Think he actually took the rope and blindfold, I don't 376 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 7: say that now. 377 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 9: If you want to see that we did effectively pinch 378 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 9: a point of the poses boys, I mean, we've been 379 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,359 Speaker 9: talking about it so everyone said we couldn't do it, but. 380 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,840 Speaker 7: He's been retired for twenty years and he was playing 381 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:24,679 Speaker 7: left handed. 382 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 3: Well and it was two versus one a point. 383 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:32,639 Speaker 1: Yes, it really but it's one of the greater moments in. 384 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 2: My life, no doubt, no doubt. 385 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: If you want to get down to the Aussie Open, 386 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,320 Speaker 1: can't stress enough. 387 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 3: Very worth while checking out. 388 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,000 Speaker 1: I mean we were down in the beautiful Margaret Court 389 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 1: Strain Open hits, different tickets on sale now. It is 390 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 1: a hell of an atmosphere down there. A big shout. 391 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,399 Speaker 1: I've got to say a big thank you to the 392 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 1: scud Mark philippursas what a guy. 393 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,680 Speaker 7: Just a beautiful, beautiful man like in appearance and also 394 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 7: under the skin, Yeah, under this personality. 395 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,080 Speaker 1: Michelle Brasy is back in the studio with the Seer too. 396 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 11: Let's go, welcome back, Thank you, thanks for having me. 397 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 1: He last time you were here, I remember this vividly 398 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,600 Speaker 1: because obviously you've got a beautiful voice. And if you're 399 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,000 Speaker 1: gonna go and see Michelle Forman's in your show, average 400 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,720 Speaker 1: bare tickets Michelle brazy dot com. But just to prove 401 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,320 Speaker 1: how beautiful her voice is, she was inning last time, 402 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,879 Speaker 1: just saying a song for us. It was all about 403 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:29,520 Speaker 1: high wasted jeans and the fact that you know it's 404 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: kind of really targeted at younger generations, and that they 405 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: take everything from you, but the last thing that you 406 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,600 Speaker 1: want them to take from you is your high waisted jens. 407 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,399 Speaker 1: For good reason. 408 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:47,240 Speaker 12: Please let us keep our higher ese. 409 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:54,440 Speaker 11: Gee, let's keep these toms. 410 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,000 Speaker 1: A secret that stuck with me about how high wasted 411 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 1: jeans are really advantageous to your woman. Absolutely, And then 412 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:06,400 Speaker 1: about seven months ago I saw someone walking around in 413 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 1: low low right jeans again. 414 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 3: And oh my god, Michelle is going to be see that. 415 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 11: You boys have to go to the gym. You've got 416 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 11: to get that flying feet, get that lower. I'm going 417 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 11: to see everyone's poop. 418 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 3: Let's go. It's back, isn't it? What happened? 419 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 2: I did what I could. 420 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 1: Unfortunately, they're probably back, aren't they disgusting? 421 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 9: You? 422 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 2: You have you con do you make yourself sick by 423 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 2: following there? 424 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,159 Speaker 11: No, I've never followed a trend in my damn life, 425 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,560 Speaker 11: and I just simply will not do. 426 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:50,600 Speaker 7: You are a different unit, Michelle, that I do mean 427 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,480 Speaker 7: it in the best possible way, because you you have 428 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,520 Speaker 7: a comedy show. I haven't seen Average Bear, but I 429 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,359 Speaker 7: have heard Rave Rave reviews, Button Put. Tommy he's seen it, 430 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 7: so it's one of the best shows he has ever seen. 431 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,080 Speaker 7: And I'm so intrigued about a woman who decides to 432 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,280 Speaker 7: do a comedy show. And the byline is it's a 433 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,600 Speaker 7: story about a family torn apart by grief. 434 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 11: Ha ha ha. 435 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,680 Speaker 2: But how did you go when the grief was there? 436 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 2: Can you talk a little bit just about the grief 437 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,119 Speaker 2: in the family. 438 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 11: Yeah, of course, when I was eighteen, i'd just actually 439 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,920 Speaker 11: been freshly kicked out of drama school for not having 440 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,880 Speaker 11: enough life experience. Ironically, Oh wow. Then I immediately found 441 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,320 Speaker 11: myself in a house fire, went to hospital, third degree burns, 442 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 11: had to learn to walk again, get new skin, get 443 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,760 Speaker 11: myself some new skin. Treat yourself. You have to upgrade 444 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,200 Speaker 11: that skin. 445 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,240 Speaker 1: Who'd you graph that from? 446 00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,119 Speaker 11: If you're not supposed to talk about it, but like 447 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:44,680 Speaker 11: just Beyonce has had some I'm just saying that, I 448 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,320 Speaker 11: don't know if those are connected. I got out of 449 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 11: the hospital, Dad was immediately diagnosed with cancer and he 450 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,840 Speaker 11: died within. 451 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,680 Speaker 1: One week after. 452 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,639 Speaker 3: Lord, I know, I know. 453 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,639 Speaker 11: It's such an awful story. And then my but I 454 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 11: was there, so you have to listen. You have to 455 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 11: go through it too, because I did. But my brother 456 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 11: shortly after got diagnosed with cancer as well. He also 457 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,199 Speaker 11: passed away. And then so now I know that I 458 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,399 Speaker 11: have like maybe a height and risk of cancer, and 459 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 11: I'm just sort of trying my best to make the 460 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,680 Speaker 11: most of it as well, like I think finding the 461 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 11: laughter and the grief, I mean, what options do you 462 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,359 Speaker 11: have when you're in that situation? One day you're trying 463 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,679 Speaker 11: to figure out how to do double turns in ballet 464 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,840 Speaker 11: class on the left, and then the next you're like 465 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 11: everyone's dead and now I might die young. I mean, 466 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 11: obviously it's a great story. Flight the Voice saw like 467 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,040 Speaker 11: one of those shows. 468 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:38,119 Speaker 1: They'd be dying to get you up there, like is 469 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,880 Speaker 1: to try and find light or like humor within what's 470 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,199 Speaker 1: going on. 471 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I think there's a lot of humor 472 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 11: and grief and this is the problem. And this is 473 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 11: the thing, Like we wrap people up who are dying 474 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,000 Speaker 11: in this cotton woolen, they deserve a laugh, like grief 475 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 11: deserves laughter, It deserves levity, like it's if you've only 476 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,920 Speaker 11: got a certain amount of time left, like you deserve 477 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,960 Speaker 11: a laugh. My dad's funeral was excellent, like no offense 478 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,640 Speaker 11: to all your funerals, which I'm sure be hooped, but my. 479 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 3: Dad's was a best. 480 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 11: And we didn't want to play Catholic songs because this 481 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,879 Speaker 11: is like my brother and sister and I were like, 482 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,440 Speaker 11: we're going to get the Catholic church. We're going to 483 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:14,280 Speaker 11: get him. They've since been gotten. But we were like, 484 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,119 Speaker 11: let's go get him, and so we played like country 485 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 11: music music the church wouldn't really necessarily like, I don't 486 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 11: know if this was God doing this, but we got 487 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,760 Speaker 11: the playlist mixed up, and the playlist that played when 488 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,000 Speaker 11: he was meant to be like leaving the church actually 489 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 11: played when he was in the cemetery, and Ring of 490 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,919 Speaker 11: Fire by Johnny Cash played as my father was lowered 491 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,560 Speaker 11: deep and deeper into the ground. Comedy like, you can't. 492 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,919 Speaker 11: You can't write that in a TV show. You'd be like, Oh, 493 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,119 Speaker 11: it's been on the nose. 494 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 1: That's amazing. Wow, what an epic story. Yeah, okay, if 495 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,159 Speaker 1: you want to see Michelle perform that amazing story. The 496 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 1: show is called Average Beer in Sydney. It's available. Michelle 497 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,440 Speaker 1: Braizy dot com is gonna be doing at the house 498 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 1: is well going to being Songs with Friends. That's fab 499 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,119 Speaker 1: seventeen if any and see mold House outdoor stage beautiful 500 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:06,439 Speaker 1: down there. 501 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,920 Speaker 2: You've sung for us before, but we have a new 502 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,040 Speaker 2: song this time around. 503 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I'm going to do a new song for you, 504 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,040 Speaker 11: and I hope you love it, and I hope you 505 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,359 Speaker 11: feel it and hope you groove, and I hope you 506 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,600 Speaker 11: believe in yourselves. I will give you context. 507 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,120 Speaker 3: Okay. 508 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 11: I just was like if I want to do this, 509 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,480 Speaker 11: it's gonna sound insane. So you have to know. You 510 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,399 Speaker 11: look at this on the radio, look at this in 511 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:28,240 Speaker 11: this audio medium. But everybody, look, my hands are aging 512 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,360 Speaker 11: faster than the rest of me. See how that? Can 513 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 11: you see that? 514 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 2: I can say that really. 515 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,200 Speaker 11: Lighty hands on the underneath. And it's because I was 516 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 11: born with too much skin all potential. I was like 517 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,200 Speaker 11: a normal like I was a baby with too much skin, 518 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,879 Speaker 11: Like I just like I had skin hanging off like 519 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 11: a mister Burns type a baby adorable. Yeah, and then 520 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,280 Speaker 11: but I just think it means that I contain multitudes 521 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,639 Speaker 11: as a woman. And but YEA had to run in 522 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 11: with a with a fortune teller at a school fate. 523 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 3: Oh wow what and you were just for her? 524 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,679 Speaker 11: Yeah, she was like or a thousand women. 525 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:09,479 Speaker 3: And I was like arm ten, Okay, let's hear it. 526 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 11: Oh my god, what a cool track. 527 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,680 Speaker 3: That's crazy. 528 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,159 Speaker 11: I was born with too much skin. A palm reader 529 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,439 Speaker 11: at the school fate said, these other hands are a 530 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:27,199 Speaker 11: thousand women. I have never seen such a younger with 531 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 11: this many lions on her hands. They make you look 532 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 11: like a witch, like a yucky little agent witch girl. 533 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:41,159 Speaker 11: And I was like, thank you. I can turn the altitudes. 534 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 11: I can be any wine. I can be anything. 535 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,240 Speaker 3: I can be. 536 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,480 Speaker 11: A thousands and women, except the kind of woman who 537 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 11: stands up when the plane lands. 538 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,680 Speaker 1: I can't be any wine. 539 00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,920 Speaker 11: I can't be anything. I can be at that woman, 540 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,399 Speaker 11: except the kind of woman who decorates her house with shells. 541 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,919 Speaker 11: Don't decorate a house with shells and make shell look crazy. 542 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,879 Speaker 11: And then asked me if I liked cinema, and I 543 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,199 Speaker 11: was like, I like the movie Scream. But he played 544 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,600 Speaker 11: guitar and I was fifteen, so I was like, yes, 545 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,560 Speaker 11: I love cinema. I can be a woman who likes movies. 546 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,560 Speaker 11: He said, films. 547 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,160 Speaker 3: They're called films now. 548 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,160 Speaker 2: Because of this. 549 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:34,399 Speaker 12: Lie, I had to watch the whole Ars movie two 550 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:40,880 Speaker 12: thousand and one, A Space Honesty, which is a very 551 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,120 Speaker 12: boring movie. 552 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 3: Objectively. 553 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,879 Speaker 11: The movies I like Start the Rock Dwayne Johnson in 554 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,760 Speaker 11: the jungle with Jennifer Lopez and they're searching for a 555 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 11: golden amulet and the dialogue is barely possible, but the 556 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 11: budget is her. 557 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 12: And one time I saw a clockwork orange by choice. 558 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,440 Speaker 3: I contain molds. 559 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 1: It's yea. 560 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:17,000 Speaker 11: Anyone. I can be anything. I can be a thousand women, 561 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,199 Speaker 11: except the kind of woman who you don't think is 562 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 11: cool and hot. I can be anyone, I can be anything. 563 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,680 Speaker 11: I can be a woman, except the kind of woman 564 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 11: who grows up to be a palm reader and tells 565 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 11: a little girl that she's got yucky yucky, yuck, yucky yuck, yuck, 566 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 11: little hands, yuck. And then the girl grows up and 567 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 11: she's she's always searching for attention, searching for attention, well 568 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 11: into her well into her late twenties. I'm thirty two, 569 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,960 Speaker 11: well into her late twenties, and she's always searching, searching, 570 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 11: searching for meaning in something that is essentially just a 571 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,320 Speaker 11: physical fault. 572 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 7: Yeah, Mama, thank. 573 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,320 Speaker 1: God, my good. 574 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 3: On will and that was awesome so well done. 575 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 1: Wow, we're fitting on sell Mielle brazy dot comic. It's 576 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 1: sitting to Melbourne her show. Average bear can't check it out. Mate. 577 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,639 Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure to have you in here again. 578 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,120 Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll see you back for Comedy Festival. 579 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,520 Speaker 11: I never leave. 580 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,080 Speaker 2: I live here. 581 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,760 Speaker 1: Okay, realize that. 582 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,160 Speaker 11: I've heard everything. 583 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:31,160 Speaker 7: Woods over population. Sorry to bring up another pretty serious topic, 584 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 7: but it is. It is getting serious. So Australia's population 585 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 7: has passed on Australian We've surpassed twenty seven million people, 586 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 7: which has happened decades before they expected it to happen. 587 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 1: I just don't think we know. I just don't think. 588 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,680 Speaker 1: I don't know what that was. But the severity of 589 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,560 Speaker 1: the situation, that was a severe news thing, a mear sting. 590 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,600 Speaker 2: It's like delay everyone. 591 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 1: I'm just not sure that we can talk about overpopulation 592 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: in a country like Australia where we have so much room. 593 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,000 Speaker 2: Well, I'm talking about it will and it does like 594 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:01,600 Speaker 2: a real. 595 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: Bog and racist argument for people not to come here, 596 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,680 Speaker 1: you know, when they're like. 597 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,400 Speaker 7: I'm not I am absolutely not engaging in that, and 598 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,640 Speaker 7: I cannot believe you've brought that. 599 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,120 Speaker 1: I just wonder. I just want to cheat yourrid interest. 600 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: You got a bumper ticketary. 601 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,120 Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god. 602 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,880 Speaker 3: You need to breathe. 603 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 7: You need to take five have a sip of water. 604 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 7: You have a sip of water because I wanted to 605 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 7: have a little bit of fun this afternoon. You need 606 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,760 Speaker 7: to have a sip of t If that's your bossy. 607 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,520 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Australia, it's just hard to get along with me. 608 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,160 Speaker 1: I just don't think it's a very I just don't 609 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 1: think we can talk about overpopulation in Australia. I understand that, Yeah, right, Okay. 610 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,640 Speaker 7: There's another way we could approach this also, which is 611 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,040 Speaker 7: if the problem is that there's too many babies coming 612 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,520 Speaker 7: in right, because that is adding to the population. All 613 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 7: we have to do right now is talk people out 614 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,120 Speaker 7: of having babies. And I think the best way to 615 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,320 Speaker 7: do that I'm thirteen, one oh sixty five is what's 616 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:06,240 Speaker 7: the naughtiest thing you did as a kid, or what's 617 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:15,920 Speaker 7: the naughtiest thing your kid's done. What I've done there 618 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,680 Speaker 7: is I've remixed bad boys and bad girls because I 619 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 7: want stories about bad boys and bad girls. 620 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 2: And the reason the purpose of this will is to pop. 621 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,840 Speaker 7: Are going to hear this and go, oh god, I 622 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 7: don't want a kid. These these things do nasty, naughty things. 623 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,800 Speaker 7: I'll kick things off. When I was a kid, I 624 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 7: used to wean the heating ducks of my house. I 625 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 7: couldn't be bothered walking to the toilet. I was too 626 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,520 Speaker 7: lazy as a child, so I used. 627 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,680 Speaker 2: To wean to the heating ducks. 628 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,440 Speaker 7: We'd get through all of summer and they'd be like, 629 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,600 Speaker 7: no one's the wiser whatever, nothing's happening here. 630 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,760 Speaker 2: Day one of winter, turn the heater on. 631 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,600 Speaker 7: The whole house would smell like urine. That's what kids 632 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,880 Speaker 7: are capable of. Mutual friend of ours Will had a 633 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,160 Speaker 7: disagreement with his mum. 634 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, before he left for school. 635 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,960 Speaker 7: He got the garden hose and he put the gar 636 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 7: and hose inside his mum's car. 637 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,200 Speaker 1: He did, he did full ball on. 638 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 7: The tap and then just walked away like like he 639 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,320 Speaker 7: was a villain walking away. 640 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,560 Speaker 2: From an explosion in a movie. 641 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,000 Speaker 7: Filled his whole mum's car with what this is what 642 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 7: kids are capable of? 643 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,520 Speaker 1: You, Will, You're not. 644 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,160 Speaker 2: You're not You're not. You're not safe from this. You 645 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,680 Speaker 2: had an you had an orange bazooka. 646 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 7: I think you had an orange illegal now, so well, 647 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 7: this is the kind of kid you were, mate, Right, 648 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,240 Speaker 7: let's let's set the calls. A reckon a huge hole 649 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 7: in your own roof with a goddamn orange cannon is 650 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:32,880 Speaker 7: what they're called. 651 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,640 Speaker 2: And then and then you said to your. 652 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:40,400 Speaker 1: Mum they're legal. Six five. Hang on, okay, naughtyut thing 653 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,160 Speaker 1: your kid's done, all that you've done as a kid. 654 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,200 Speaker 1: And these are cautionary tales to try and show to 655 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: everyone that you shouldn't have kids. 656 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 7: Story is about bad girls and bad boys. 657 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,320 Speaker 2: You could be the bad boy or the bad girl. 658 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,040 Speaker 1: We've meant to be a contraception to try and reduce 659 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,800 Speaker 1: our population bang because we haven't got enough riim No, 660 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: don't think. Let's go to VICKI on th Hi. 661 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,240 Speaker 8: Can you hear me? 662 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,800 Speaker 2: We got your vic This was your nine year old daughter. 663 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:19,280 Speaker 6: Yeah. 664 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,440 Speaker 10: So the story goes she was in our ball at 665 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:26,160 Speaker 10: home and the rule was you had to dry off 666 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:31,040 Speaker 10: before you come inside, but she didn't do that, so 667 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 10: she sat on our fabric lounge and left a huge 668 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,640 Speaker 10: wet patch. 669 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,720 Speaker 2: It's not that bad, Viki, well not pretty. 670 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,480 Speaker 10: We got pretty cranky with us, so we gave her 671 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,200 Speaker 10: the hair dryer, plugged it in, and we said you're 672 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 10: not allowed to walk off until you dry. 673 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,760 Speaker 8: Off the lounge. 674 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:54,320 Speaker 10: So she grabbed the hair dryer and put this directly 675 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,760 Speaker 10: on the wet patch, and as a consequence, the lounge 676 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 10: caught fire. There were planes coming. 677 00:32:59,520 --> 00:32:59,880 Speaker 8: Out of the. 678 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,440 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Vicky if but it kind of serves your right. 679 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,560 Speaker 2: You sort of. You gave her the smoking gun there, 680 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,080 Speaker 2: didn't you? 681 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,760 Speaker 10: They are pretty much pretty much. 682 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,800 Speaker 7: I once let a bonfire in my room. But I've 683 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,960 Speaker 7: been told them allowed to talk about that. 684 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,840 Speaker 1: Go to Alex on Thurday and one of six five Alex, 685 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,320 Speaker 1: because you and your brother, how are you going to go? 686 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,120 Speaker 3: Yeah? 687 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 2: Good would make good. 688 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:22,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. 689 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 6: When I was four and my brother was six, we 690 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 6: had a granny flat was filled with toys. 691 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 8: We used to it. 692 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 6: It was like a cubby house, bungalow type thing and 693 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 6: old man, my mum's auntie little sister sorry was moving 694 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:41,920 Speaker 6: in and Dad turned it into a house for her 695 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 6: and throughout all our toys. We weren't happy, so we 696 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,440 Speaker 6: set it on fire. 697 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,960 Speaker 7: It's true, that's that's three three fire stories. 698 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,120 Speaker 1: Good producing there would have been taken that call out. 699 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 1: I reckon after we had the lounge and then you 700 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,600 Speaker 1: brought up and then I'm. 701 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 2: Gonna I'm I'm going to train I'm going to train 702 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,040 Speaker 2: things up a little bit. 703 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,480 Speaker 1: Maybet this next one produces. 704 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,120 Speaker 2: A mutual friend of ours would always go over to 705 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,760 Speaker 2: his next door neighbor's house. But he was a kid. 706 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,120 Speaker 7: He always liked to hang out and eat all their 707 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,160 Speaker 7: food and stuff, and eventually they were like, can you 708 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,760 Speaker 7: just get out of our house? Just leave our house please. Anyway, 709 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,480 Speaker 7: he wasn't happy about that. So I went back to 710 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,400 Speaker 7: his own house and got some scissors, and then he 711 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,280 Speaker 7: jumped the fence. And then he went to their clothes 712 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 7: line and he snipped all the lines on their clothesline, 713 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,520 Speaker 7: so they couldn't they couldn't hang their clients. Let's go 714 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,279 Speaker 7: to Catherine here. Catherine, this was your two year old. 715 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,360 Speaker 7: It did something a bit naughty. 716 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:29,640 Speaker 1: Ah. 717 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,279 Speaker 8: Yeah, she reversed our car and down the street. The 718 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,160 Speaker 8: white holes off our car. 719 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:34,640 Speaker 3: Two. 720 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,240 Speaker 2: She was two and she reversed. 721 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,880 Speaker 8: She can't, yeah, because our house was our driveway was 722 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,719 Speaker 8: planted and it was really hot. So I left her 723 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,080 Speaker 8: in the car and went the shopping is quickly and 724 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,480 Speaker 8: she's climbed out of a seat and she took the 725 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,359 Speaker 8: parking break off some power and my car was along 726 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:48,640 Speaker 8: down the. 727 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,799 Speaker 2: Street and she's okay, she's all right. 728 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,280 Speaker 8: She was laughing, hilarious. 729 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,759 Speaker 2: Kids in the car in the car goes No, definitely not. 730 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,680 Speaker 1: I did tell the producers to at that kills Jonathan 731 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,839 Speaker 1: on five, Jonathan Good. 732 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 2: We're trying to just dodge land mines currently, Johnathan. 733 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,440 Speaker 1: Out here just trying to shift the box into the 734 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,800 Speaker 1: right place without stepping on any codes. 735 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,600 Speaker 2: This was this is when you're in kindomte you did 736 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,160 Speaker 2: in kindergarten. 737 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,400 Speaker 5: We're playing Cops and Robbers. Obviously someone had brought in 738 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,839 Speaker 5: a fake phone, no sim card, thought it couldn't die 739 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:31,520 Speaker 5: or anything. Yep, I've been in kindergarten, died triple zero. 740 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,600 Speaker 5: Course in kindergarten. Didn't realize didn't clicked me on the 741 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,520 Speaker 5: other end of the line answered, oh wow, someone answered anyway. 742 00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,520 Speaker 5: About twenty minutes later, six police cars rock up to 743 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,200 Speaker 5: my school. School gets shut down, I get pulled out 744 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:45,800 Speaker 5: of assembly. 745 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,239 Speaker 1: What a wind? I mean? 746 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 7: I think in Cops and roubbers, that's a huge got reinforcements. 747 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,719 Speaker 1: I love that, Jonathan, thanks for Johnny is mate. You 748 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,920 Speaker 1: can have twet dollars to spend it, Manu log Now, don't. 749 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 3: Spend it all at once. 750 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,160 Speaker 1: You're going into the long weekend. I know, I know. 751 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,240 Speaker 1: But enjoy that brother. 752 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,439 Speaker 3: Enjoy tech sports right out least. 753 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,880 Speaker 1: Can we pinch a point off the per You're going 754 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,359 Speaker 1: to find out very very surely. We played Mark Philippers's 755 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: in a tennis match.