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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Or bird Swooping season.

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Speaker 3: At the moment made there are birds swooping bluddy oarth.

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Speaker 4: My friend.

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Speaker 5: I don't go to one particular park in our suburb

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Speaker 5: because one bird absolutely hates me.

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Speaker 4: I once brought this bird to magpie.

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Speaker 5: I brought it an offering of minced meat because I

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Speaker 5: read online that if you if you.

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Speaker 4: Give them a nice meal, they start like it.

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Speaker 5: Ye one hundred percent, So you like they because magpie

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Speaker 5: is actually quite loyal. If youre getting swooped by a magpie, yeah,

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Speaker 5: they either hate you or they love you because they've.

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Speaker 3: Got facial recognition software so they remember you exactly.

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Speaker 4: So apparently if you you.

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Speaker 2: Brought it a sacrifice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got down on my knees and I lifted.

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Speaker 3: Slit your cat's throat underneath the tree, Apocalypto style.

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Speaker 4: Master, please take this under your tree anyway. Then he

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Speaker 4: just swept me again. Yeah, so I ignore that park.

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Speaker 2: Got yourself a new cat, all right?

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Speaker 3: Well it is bird sweeping seas it is. I know

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Speaker 3: that park, and I get swooped in that park. But

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Speaker 3: there's also a bird in my street. It's actually not

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Speaker 3: a magpie. It's a it's an Indian miner or a

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Speaker 3: noisy miner, one of those little tip rats with the

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Speaker 3: yellow eyes that are just a pain in the assay.

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Speaker 3: And it's so it harasses us to the point where

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Speaker 3: my partner now refuses to walk down that street, like

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Speaker 3: down our own street.

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Speaker 2: She has to go all the.

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Speaker 3: Way around the block because the bird's so aggressive, Which

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Speaker 3: brings me to she made She made a comment to

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Speaker 3: me last night when she came in the house, and

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Speaker 3: she said, I would kill that.

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Speaker 4: Bird if I could. Wow. Wow, that's that's aggressive. Did

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Speaker 4: she go into specific.

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Speaker 2: No, No, we didn't. We didn't get there. And when

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Speaker 2: we're a huge fan of animals on this show.

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Speaker 4: Of course we are sorry your partner said it. Mate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and she's sick, and she's sick and

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Speaker 2: she's touched. So I'm happy to say that. I'm happy

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Speaker 2: to put all the blame on her.

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Speaker 3: And if we're going to export someone, I'm happy to

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Speaker 3: give details. But but right now, what I want to

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Speaker 3: do is actually see whether she follows through on her word.

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Speaker 2: Would she actually kill the bird if given.

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Speaker 3: The opportunity, And we've got Amy in the studio from

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Speaker 3: promotions here, who's going to call Sam.

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Speaker 2: Welcome Amy, guys.

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Speaker 3: Pleasure to have you in here. So you're going to

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Speaker 3: be calling from my counsel and we're going to find

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Speaker 3: out whether or not my partner would kill a bird. Now,

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Speaker 3: let's not get into how she's going to kill the bird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it clean.

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Speaker 2: Let's keep it clean. I reckon humane methods, not native minus.

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Speaker 2: And then they're nasty. They're nasty, So you use eradicate.

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Speaker 5: I think eradicate's a nice clean you know that sounds

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Speaker 5: like a humane way of put to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Take it to the farm.

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Speaker 6: Any other acceptable?

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Speaker 4: Any of them interchangeable? Yeah? Yeah, kill?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, so I can. We'll find out and maybe

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Speaker 2: we'll put a bit of heat on her, like you know,

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Speaker 2: everybody else in the neighborhood thinks we should do it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bit of peer pressure. What do you think?

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Speaker 2: And if we get your vote, the bird's gone forever.

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Speaker 2: I think she'll want to kill it.

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Speaker 3: I do have to forwarn you, though, that my girlfriend,

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Speaker 3: terms of her rarity, not.

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Speaker 2: In terms of el but she's very hard person to prank,

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Speaker 2: very hard. So good luck.

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Speaker 3: We're going to go to a song up next we're

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Speaker 3: gonna find out she wants to kill a bird.

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Speaker 4: Fantastic.

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Speaker 3: It's spring, it's swooping season. My partner is over it.

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Speaker 3: We share a street.

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Speaker 2: It's not even with a magpie. It's with like a minor,

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Speaker 3: The point where, particularly with the new baby, when you're

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Speaker 3: trying to get the baby to sleep, you walk it.

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Speaker 2: You can't walk down our street without this bird having

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Speaker 3: Sure, she came into the house the other day and

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's a that's a that's a brutal comment.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's all sorts of alarms with associations like Peter.

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Speaker 3: Yeahly and I'm happy to ring those alarms Woods, because

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Speaker 3: what we're going to do is we're going to call

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Speaker 3: her from the council right now. We've got Amy in

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Speaker 3: here from campaigns. She's going to call her from the

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Speaker 4: Good luck, Amy.

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Speaker 1: Hello, it's speaking Hi Sam, It's Amy from City council.

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Speaker 2: How are you going good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm very well? Thank you now, I

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Speaker 1: hope I've caught you at a good time. Is this

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Speaker 1: a great time to have a quick chat? Yeah, sure, wonderful, fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Now we're actually I'm so sorry for the random call,

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Speaker 1: but we're actually doing a ring around at the moment

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Speaker 1: because we've had a number of complaints about aggressive birds

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Speaker 1: in your area, and one of the big complaints has

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Speaker 1: been particularly on Callot's Road with one particular bird in

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Speaker 1: one the biggest birds that is causing the most havoc

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Speaker 1: is a noisy minor on Calott's Road. Now we have

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Speaker 1: done a ring around, We've spoken to a couple of

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Speaker 1: call and see if you had had any issues yourself.

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Speaker 7: Wait is this for real?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Do you not think this is a real call?

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Speaker 8: No, I don't think it's a real call.

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 1: We have just had a number of complains. It does

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Speaker 1: sound very It sounds very random, doesn't it. But we

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Speaker 1: we've had a couple of glass actually annoying some of

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Speaker 1: the other residents further along in Durborn City Council. But

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Speaker 1: on Calott Street, we've actually had complaints about this noisy minor,

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Speaker 8: So I don't know when you call those birds they're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a magpie, Yes, that's.

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Speaker 9: It, a magpie.

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Speaker 1: So we've got magpie problems as well.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, what are you going.

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Speaker 9: To do with that?

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Speaker 1: Is well, what we're trying to do is we're looking

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Speaker 1: to see if everyone wants to put together a vote

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Speaker 1: and a motion to eradicate the well, particularly the Indian miner.

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Speaker 1: But now that you're talking telling me about the magpie,

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Speaker 1: we can also look at that. But the Indian miner,

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Speaker 1: vote together to basically eradicate it. Now, can I get

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Speaker 1: your vote to put your name against eradicating this bird?

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Speaker 1: Well no, not really, because what it does do it does.

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Speaker 7: Make my dog not pull the lead, which is actually.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're happy to it. Sounds like you have

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Speaker 1: been harassed by this bird, So you are happy for

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Speaker 1: because obviously it helps you.

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Speaker 6: Actually I go around the block to avoid the bird.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well it does say it is a very

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Speaker 1: annoying bird, so you definitely are you're happy for her

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Speaker 1: to still Yeah, terrorise you, Yeah, it'd be for.

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Speaker 6: It to be alive.

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Speaker 7: When you say it, ready, Cake, I'm just thinking you

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Speaker 7: kind of shoot it.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, you know, we're looking at all the options.

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Speaker 1: It's obviously going to be humane, but we are looking

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Speaker 1: at the options to eradicate it. Sorry, Sam, you just

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Speaker 1: cut out in that last bit. What was that last part?

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Speaker 9: I can't remember what I said.

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Speaker 2: You wanted to kill the bird? Kill you? Did you

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Speaker 2: want to kill it?

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Speaker 7: I don't know we did what more bit I cut out?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, it was perfect for you. You're lucky, you

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Speaker 2: murderous snake. You wanted to be dead.

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Speaker 8: You're the one that was.

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Speaker 3: We wouldn't say that part past. Now it's it's a

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Speaker 3: bloody love you mate. You and I are very We're

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Speaker 3: very close. We're very very close. I was just saying before, actually,

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Speaker 3: They never used to put us in separate rooms, to

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Speaker 3: in separate rooms. But that's just an idea of how

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Speaker 3: close we actually are that we are.

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Speaker 5: Now and then we sneak out into its rooms, though

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Speaker 5: we still do that.

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Speaker 2: Look here we are now.

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Speaker 3: We are very very close, and I think so close,

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Speaker 3: so close that I think we have got the ability

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Speaker 2: I really think that.

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Speaker 3: And the other people that have or they claim have

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Speaker 3: telepathic ability are twins. So right now, I'd like to

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Speaker 3: put that to the test. I would like you and

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Speaker 3: I to take on a very famous set of twins.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 3: We tried the Bryant twins, the famous American doubles players

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Speaker 3: Bryan right.

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Speaker 4: Briant, Robin, Bryan Bryant.

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Speaker 5: I believe Brian's actually surely is not Brian Bryan.

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Speaker 3: We tried the Brians. Yeah, we tried the Johnson's. We

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Speaker 3: tried a bunch of different twins. Ye, But I'm very

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Speaker 3: very happy to say that we've got the shep Mates

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Speaker 3: boys who joins us right now, Archie and Miles. Very

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Speaker 3: famous set of twins, increasingly famous set of twins.

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Speaker 2: These two Woods, I mean, last.

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Speaker 3: Time we had them on I know they got famous

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Speaker 3: on TikTok really through doing this thing where they used

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Speaker 3: to play Australia's Easy as Quiz with us every time.

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Speaker 3: So we had them on the first time to play

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Speaker 3: austral As Easy as Quiz and they fell down at

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Speaker 3: a very ironic hurdle. Woods or you too name another

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Speaker 3: famous set of twins.

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Speaker 8: U we don't gay, don't remind us, boy, don't remind us.

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Speaker 4: If you can go and get Archie, does one come

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Speaker 4: to mind?

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Speaker 2: Archie wins.

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Speaker 4: We would have accepted the obviously, that's a big one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, nightmare is about that day.

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Speaker 3: It was a dark day. I was embarrassed for you guys.

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Speaker 2: Really, boy, it's good to.

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Speaker 8: Know that we're your skith option really pumping our eyes there.

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Speaker 5: Of course you are hardly top ten boys.

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Speaker 3: Brian Brian approved quite hard to get onto, largely because

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Speaker 3: we don't think that's his name.

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Speaker 2: But let's let's let's let's get down to it boys.

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Speaker 3: So look, if you want to follow Archie Miles shipmates

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Speaker 3: and Instagram and TikTok, their videos are bloody hilarious, particularly

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Speaker 3: if you're a sports fan. They take some of the

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Speaker 3: greatest moments in Australian sporting commentary and bring them to life.

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Speaker 3: It's it's brilliant boys, and congratulations annoy his success. It's

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Speaker 2: We'll find out right up next Woods. You and I

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Speaker 2: are very close.

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Speaker 3: We've been best friends for twenty years and there's only

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Speaker 3: I feel challenge our connection, and that's twins. I'm sick

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Speaker 3: I can't stand it. It's hocus pocus. It doesn't mean anything.

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Speaker 3: And today we are here to destroy a set of twins.

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Speaker 3: We've got Archie and Miles Shepherd the shed mates.

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Speaker 1: Boy.

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Speaker 8: Thanks for having us, bye, keen to get into it.

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Speaker 5: So would you say, and I'll ask you this, Miles,

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Speaker 9: So it's just those little moments we've.

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Speaker 8: Spent I think one week max away from each other

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Speaker 8: in twenty one years. Yeah, well, how this goes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, geeez, we have never we've never boasted this ability.

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Speaker 9: So you've thrown us under the bus here saying that

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Speaker 2: Here, they're good, good, all right? I love that.

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Speaker 3: All right, boys, let's get into it. So it's a

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Speaker 3: show hosts for the twin off. Is our junior producer Analyse. Welcome, Anilese.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for having me, boys pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Very excited to absolutely just say who has the better ability?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I think that's what it comes down to, who's

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Speaker 2: got the better connection?

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Speaker 4: All right, how does this work? Analyse? How does it work?

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Speaker 6: So I've got a couple of questions for each of you.

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Speaker 6: I want to ask. I'll take one set of twins

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Speaker 6: at a time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, to prove your telepathy. Yeah, you have to answer

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Speaker 2: this at the same time at the same time.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, oll turbball okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: So who do you want first? Out a lease, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Let's go Will Woods Okay, Will Woods perfect.

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Speaker 4: Show the way, boys, show the way.

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Speaker 6: Here we go first one. What's one thing you take

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, I think

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Speaker 4: Three two one assault bike.

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Speaker 2: It's the same thing. It's the same surely. Why do

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Speaker 2: you go to your stepper? You like your assault bike

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Speaker 4: Because you always talk about my step and.

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Speaker 2: Compensated for me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, fair enough, but pretty close.

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Speaker 5: So go to the boys now, Archie Miles, you ready?

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Speaker 6: Okay? Great?

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Speaker 1: Which celebrity would Miles most likely like to take to dinner? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Yeahering four miles though on three.

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Speaker 6: Miles, three two one dot.

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Speaker 2: You bosses, you're on early?

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Speaker 4: You're that was clinical?

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Speaker 2: Are we going for one more?

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Speaker 6: Here?

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Speaker 3: More?

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Speaker 6: One more each?

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Speaker 2: One more? Age double or nothing double or nothing right here?

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Speaker 4: We like it?

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Speaker 3: Actually, maybe go to the boys first then, because then yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: because then if you really.

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Speaker 5: Put the pressure on them, yeah, like it.

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Speaker 6: Who do you think should run Australia politician?

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Speaker 2: It's anyone? Anyone? Wow, it's broad if you guys get

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Speaker 2: away my boys three two.

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Speaker 6: One kill.

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Speaker 2: Someone Drew plaguing someone sa White Mile Miles.

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Speaker 8: The whole point of the segment file.

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Speaker 4: Something miles Miles once a communist nation. He doesn't want

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Speaker 8: I was gonna say, like Chris hims Worth or something.

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Speaker 9: But that's just ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: A million better than a blank yeah, mate, anything would

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Speaker 2: have been. Get this.

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Speaker 8: Giving you boys a chance you.

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Speaker 6: Have double or nothing.

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Speaker 4: Appreciate it. Okay, who's the best twin?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Here we got here, we got the final question?

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, the best snack at the footy.

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Speaker 4: Is Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that is bad. Ready are you ready?

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Speaker 9: I'm ready?

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Speaker 4: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.

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Speaker 6: Two one.

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Speaker 8: Thank you Martin.

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Speaker 3: Kills me boys, thanks for taking part in the twin off.

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Speaker 2: Full disclosure. I was holding up a sign which said

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Speaker 2: meat pie up to the camera to try and show

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Speaker 2: Woody what.

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Speaker 3: I was voting, and unfortunately he couldn't read it.

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Speaker 2: I tried, We tried.

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Speaker 1: That's for more in just a bit the Will and

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Speaker 3: Very important that you know it's a Thursday, Woods, because

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Speaker 2: More likely to get some on a Thursday.

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Speaker 3: And look, that's across all all genres, all areas, if

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Speaker 3: We're testing that. You and I as born scientists, we're

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Speaker 3: our control, as they call it in the scientific world,

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Speaker 3: was a man called Gary. He called his partner on

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Speaker 4: It was clinical.

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Speaker 5: It begs the question how often Gary asks as well

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Speaker 4: It was quite extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: Have a listen here. This is from yesterday.

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Speaker 7: I had a few minutes to think to myself, I'm

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Speaker 9: I not maybe know this.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Come on, Am I out for a shot tonight?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Can Gary bold enough to gain to come back to

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Will and Mony Garrick.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, thanks for having me. I'm glad to be back

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Speaker 9: because we're having it goes better than yesterday, aren't we.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it can't go any worse. It can't

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Speaker 9: I have a good point.

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Speaker 4: I actually I appreciate your dedication as well. Gaz.

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Speaker 5: You were texting me very early this morning and also

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Speaker 5: late last night saying that you know, you thought maybe

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Speaker 5: there was a chance she was going to be up

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Speaker 9: Well, look, we all know that the less you give,

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Speaker 9: But fortunately for the experiment, it didn't happen, so we.

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Speaker 2: Can oh, great, you managed to you managed to repel her?

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Speaker 9: Well, look, yeah I did. I mean she was really

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Speaker 3: I know we discussed a little bit yesterday, you know,

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Speaker 2: Jumping on the boys, WhatsApp.

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Speaker 9: Th just just doing the work, getting read for today,

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Speaker 9: Make her a cup of tea.

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Speaker 2: They come, yeah, okay, well look I think again. I

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Speaker 3: You put your body on the line, and today we're

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Speaker 2: Does a Thursday mean you get some? Stay with us?

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Speaker 4: Well we all do, Gary, we all do.

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Speaker 3: It's really we're currently testing the theory that people are

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Speaker 4: That's that been pure scientists. We've already done the control.

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Speaker 5: We had Gary Cauley's wife Jane yesterday and gee wiz,

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Speaker 5: you've never heard a rejection like it.

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Speaker 4: Here it was if you missed it.

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Speaker 7: I had a few minutes to think to myself, I'm

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Speaker 7: I'm on.

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Speaker 9: Am I out for a shot tonight.

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Speaker 4: No, dam now we're on Thursday. Gary joins us on

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Speaker 4: the phone. Hello, gazz, there's nice to be back.

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Speaker 3: Great, great gas, and and tonight you could be back

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Speaker 3: in a big way, my friend. I mean, this is

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Speaker 3: the great thing about this is that everyone's a winning here.

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Speaker 3: As far as I'm concerned, everyone's it's it's an everyone win,

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Speaker 3: everyone lose situation. Gary gets some tonight, We're all a

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Speaker 3: chance of getting some tonight. Gary doesn't get some tonight.

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Speaker 3: Theory dies. Put away your Thursday's everyone.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's it's it's an all or nothing, and

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Gary. Are you going to change your tactic? I feel

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Speaker 3: like yesterday you Yeah, I am.

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Speaker 9: I am. I'm gonna I'm gonna dang a little bit

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Speaker 9: don't know how, but where we go?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well look, we we love you. We salute you.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm sending a gladiator into the arena.

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Speaker 2: You for you are about to die. We salute you.

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Speaker 2: Good luck.

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Speaker 4: Garry.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I was just going to work. Call my apologies,

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Speaker 9: my apologies. I had to get through because I had

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Speaker 9: something needed to tell you just before I do. I'm

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Speaker 9: going to make sure are we on tonight? Yes or no?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 9: Maybe yes? Give me out of ten yes, yes, no, yes,

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Speaker 9: maybe no, maybe no, yes, Honey, give me something.

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Speaker 4: Hello what Jane? It's Jane. It's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 10: Hi.

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Speaker 9: I'm going to kill him, Jane.

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Speaker 5: We were just testing the theory that people are more

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 8: Guarantee annoying me all week himself.

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Speaker 5: Would you say, though, sorry, this is just a scientific question, Jane.

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Speaker 5: Would you say you were more up for it today though,

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Speaker 7: No, definitely not.

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Speaker 8: He's so annoying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, none of his advances have works at all.

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Speaker 9: I didn't. I really thought we were there.

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Speaker 2: You were the only one who thought that carriage.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like tonight could be happening.

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Speaker 2: I can feeling something going on.

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Speaker 9: It with you.

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Speaker 2: Gary. I like more than just your timing, mate.

450
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Speaker 3: It's your stroke play, it's your timing, it's it's everything

451
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Speaker 3: that's right.

452
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Speaker 2: It's absolutely man.

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Speaker 10: Great stuff, guys, Thanks for joining us, Bye bye.

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Speaker 4: Bye guys, see you guys, good luck, mate, and well.

455
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Speaker 5: News outlets everywhere always love a pun.

456
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 4: They love a pun headline.

457
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 5: It must be a bit of a kp I for

458
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Speaker 5: journalists all around the world. You know, you get a

459
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Speaker 5: good story. And then the second question is can we

460
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 5: make a good pun headline? And the only other person

461
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 5: in the world other than journalists that are brilliant at

462
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 5: puns is you, my friend.

463
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Speaker 4: You are the pun man, the pun.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: You know I hate puns and you know they're not

466
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Speaker 2: in my skill set.

467
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 4: Don't undersell yourself. You're so humble. You're so humble pun man.

468
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Speaker 2: Truth.

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Speaker 5: No, and you're about to prove to Australia just how

470
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Speaker 5: bloody good you are. So what I've got here is

471
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 5: I've got a whole bunch of stories in front of

472
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Speaker 5: me that have used a pun headline.

473
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Speaker 4: I'm going to give you the.

474
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 5: Details of the story and then you have to try

475
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Speaker 5: and get the same pun that they went for.

476
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Speaker 4: All right, here we go.

477
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Speaker 5: Sophie the Shitsu saved a cat murray from attack by raccoons.

478
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 5: So Sophie the Shitsu saved a cat Maray from attack

479
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Speaker 5: by raccoons.

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Speaker 2: Sophie is the shitsu.

481
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 4: Sophie is the ships and then moves the cat Murray Murray. Ye,

482
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Speaker 4: she was going to get attacked by raccoons.

483
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Speaker 2: Um cat avoids Maury's ship.

484
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Speaker 4: But remind me of that one.

485
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Speaker 3: Sorry, because the cat's name's Maury. Yes, cat Murray avoids

486
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Speaker 3: cat avoids Murray ship.

487
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 2: But that's because it's a ship.

488
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 4: Zoo cat avoids Murray ship.

489
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 5: No, they didn't go for that will Surprisingly enough, they

490
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Speaker 5: went with ship.

491
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Speaker 4: Zude. Never thought you'd see.

492
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Speaker 2: Where's the raccoon? Coming to that? I didn't use the raccoon.

493
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 2: Did you give me the did you give me the cat?

494
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 2: What would you do that? It's not my skill? Make

495
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Speaker 2: it easy for me.

496
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Speaker 4: I thought you were the fun man.

497
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 2: Said that I am.

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Speaker 4: We got easy one to finish off.

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Speaker 2: My god, I'm trying to weave all of them in there.

500
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Speaker 2: I nearly went.

501
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Speaker 3: With like I nearly went with with rare.

502
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Speaker 2: Raccoon. Oh no, don't worry. I can't.

503
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to tie in raccoons, cats, shitsus and

504
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Speaker 3: Maury here.

505
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Speaker 2: It's very hard.

506
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Speaker 4: There's a lot going on.

507
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, next one, final.

508
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 4: Final one.

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Speaker 11: Here we go.

510
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Speaker 5: So controversial formacy of a coffee beverage chained Starbucks announced

511
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Speaker 5: presidential bid to run for president in twenty twenty.

512
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Speaker 2: Cat racks up more shitsu. There you go.

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Speaker 3: You hear.

514
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 6: We can't give me that?

515
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 4: That was pretty That was pretty good.

516
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 9: That was better?

517
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Speaker 2: Thank you. I've got them all going on there.

518
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 3: Doesn't make any sense, but at least I put them

519
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 3: all on there.

520
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you get the gist of the story.

521
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, final one controversial formacy.

522
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Speaker 2: Controversial important here no, yeah, I used it?

523
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Speaker 9: Is okay?

524
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Speaker 3: And he's running controversial see of formacy of Starbucks?

525
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Speaker 4: What running for president? In twenty twenty?

526
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 2: Running for president?

527
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 9: Oh?

528
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 4: Here we go?

529
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Speaker 2: Stuff runs a president?

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Speaker 11: Man got the beat there. I hope we got the

531
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Speaker 11: beep in time.

532
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Speaker 4: I think we did. I think everyone knows what you're

533
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 4: going for. What they went forward? New candidate is a

534
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 4: whole last a trouble options.

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00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 2: It's not even again.

536
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 4: I don't get it. I'm not sharing. Whatever you went

537
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 4: for was that much better?

538
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody.

539
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 4: Will. You can judge or excuse me.

540
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 5: You can't judge a book by its cover, but can

541
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 5: you judge a movie by its title?

542
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 4: Let's find out.

543
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 9: Little game.

544
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 4: I want to play with you, William lill game, I

545
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 4: want to play with you.

546
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 5: They're alls a simple I'm gonna tell you a movie

547
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 5: title okay, And these are all awful, awful movie titles.

548
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 5: They are all genuine movies. But you tell me based

549
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 5: on the time at all, if the movie is crap

550
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 5: or if it is good.

551
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, okay.

552
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 5: And the metric for whether it's good or bad is

553
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 5: based on Rotten Tomatoes, So crap is less than fifty percent.

554
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 4: All right, let's just do it.

555
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 2: This isn't your metric of crap.

556
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 5: This is actually based This is based on Rotten Tomatoes,

557
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 5: which is a it's a pretty big movie review service,

558
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 5: Rotten Tomatoes. And if it's less than fifty percent, it

559
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 5: is deemed crap.

560
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: Great, okay, all right, here we go.

561
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 5: First title, Yeah, first title, Yeah, Don't be a Menace

562
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 5: in South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood.

563
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 4: Is that a crap movie? Is that a good movie?

564
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: I think it's a good movie.

565
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 5: No, that is obviously a crap Central while drinking your

566
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 5: Juice in the Hood. That is an awful movie. Again,

567
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 5: it got thirty percent. It's a wayan Brothers movie. It's

568
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 5: a parody of urban crime.

569
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 4: Here's a bit of it.

570
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: They just never had any way.

571
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 6: Say you, young dog, something nobody give you didn't nice

572
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 6: tell you to clean your room.

573
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: Now, children, what do you say when you meet a

574
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 2: nice man?

575
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 6: I he my guy.

576
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 4: Ah, it's a crap movie. Alright, moving on, next title.

577
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: This feels a lot like wood he's believed or not.

578
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 5: No, but they're all true. Now, these are all true.

579
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 5: These are all real movie title. Yeah, okay, here we go.

580
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 4: You're just telling me if it's a good or a

581
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 4: crap movie. Yeah, yeah, okay, here we go.

582
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 5: The positively true Adventures of the Alleged Texas cheerleader Murdering Mum.

583
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: Is that a good movie or a crap movie? I

584
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 4: think it's a good movie. Yeah, that's a great movie.

585
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 5: Actually, that is a really good movie that got ninety

586
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 5: percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

587
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 4: That's not a true story. Yeah, won multiple emmys. Okay,

588
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 4: next one, Nude nuns with Big Guns?

589
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 2: Oh, nude nuns with big guns?

590
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 4: Is that a good movie or a crap movie?

591
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 2: I think that could be a good movie.

592
00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 4: You think Nude Nuns with Big guns is a movie?

593
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 3: Could be because sounds like a horror or like a

594
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: bit of a thriller.

595
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 4: You know, well, you're wrong. It's a crap movie. I got.

596
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 2: On Rotten what's the genre, what's the genre.

597
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 4: Horror slash thriller.

598
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: A horror slash thriller. I think that sounds quite good.

599
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's about a nun who goes on a

600
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 5: killing spree of sinners.

601
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 4: I think we've got a grab of that film there.

602
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 4: Freak Show Entertainment is proud. It's not the most unholy

603
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 4: film you see this year.

604
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 3: Give me, Lord, he works through me.

605
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 7: What is said here is between us and God.

606
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 3: I'm not here to confess any scenes.

607
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 10: I'm here to commit that. Oh it is, Oh damn,

608
00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 10: oh God.

609
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: I'm listening with the Woody