Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: We heard from one of you called Robert, who had
Speaker 2: an unusual elbow injury and it meant that on the
Speaker 2: side effects after we were recovery was when he was
Speaker 2: driving he couldn't turn left. So on the show today,
Speaker 2: what can't you do? Parhats you love this?
Speaker 3: Just now? Old mate?
Speaker 2: Jackie goes to me, don't come to me here because
Speaker 2: there's nothing I can't do.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I could have a company off the
Speaker 3: top of the heads.
Speaker 4: I have thought. I've thought of one.
Speaker 3: How you found a weakness? Superman? What is it?
Speaker 4: I must have tucked it away in a room, never
Speaker 4: to print it again. Yes, for press memory from high school,
Speaker 4: I could never and still can't jump off one foot
Speaker 4: when you played basketball and volleyball, It's very handy for
Speaker 4: your vertical leap to jump off one foot, but I
Speaker 4: could never coordinate it, so I'd have to jump off
Speaker 4: two feet. And when I tried to jump off one foot,
Speaker 4: I would hardly get off the ground.
Speaker 5: How bizarre.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And when I got taller, people ask like, can
Speaker 4: you dunk? It's like not even closer. Can hardly touch
Speaker 4: the bottom of the.
Speaker 3: Net is what every one asked A tall person like you,
Speaker 3: isn't it? But you get at basketball U.
Speaker 2: Some of them wasn't came through on socials when we
Speaker 2: put it on yesterday from and I'm right hand dominant.
Speaker 2: Can't brush my teeth with my right hand, Christian. I
Speaker 2: can't dive when I go swimming, I have to jump
Speaker 2: in feet first, and I'm an adult.
Speaker 3: That's wrong, Warwick. What can't you do? Trina?
Speaker 6: I can't lift my left eyebrow, so when I go
Speaker 6: to lift my eyebrows, only my right one goes up.
Speaker 3: So you can't look quizzical.
Speaker 6: No, but I look I look like a comic book villain.
Speaker 6: So anytime I'm surprised, they look like some weird comic
Speaker 6: book villain, or like I don't trust people or something.
Speaker 6: So it was great when the kids were little because
Speaker 6: they told me a story and their faces go up
Speaker 6: and they just consists whatever they're lying about, and they
Speaker 6: look like I'm dressed up.
Speaker 2: So so what has when when you someone tells you
Speaker 2: something amazing and the rest of us would would go wow,
Speaker 2: and both eyebrows would go up.
Speaker 3: What you would just have.
Speaker 6: One, just the right one goes up and it looks
Speaker 6: like I'm just evil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Trina, thank you very much. You cool, Janet.
Speaker 3: What can't you do?
Speaker 7: Certain words I can't say, which is some sort of
Speaker 7: contradictory because I work in education.
Speaker 3: So what words can't you say?
Speaker 7: I can't say balloon?
Speaker 2: You cannot laugh at us? People that cannot say certain words?
Speaker 7: Okay, and sir speific? I can't you know, if something
Speaker 7: spot on and it's special suspecific. I can't say.
Speaker 5: That a disabled person look at me.
Speaker 7: By children, but.
Speaker 2: She's a grown up, so you think maybe a little
Speaker 2: bit of compassion, but not in there.
Speaker 3: There's quite a I get you.
Speaker 7: And one more I can't say grows, you know, if
Speaker 7: something's grown growing on you like it to grow us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't say those words.
Speaker 2: You can just you know, just just never bring it up,
Speaker 2: change the lesson plan around it.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 7: I do totally trust me.
Speaker 1: Balloon?
Speaker 3: How often is balloon going to come up? Anyway? You go?
Speaker 3: Look at those lovely things?
Speaker 7: Oh place the children in one who don't need to
Speaker 7: know what the balloon is?
Speaker 4: I think they do actually coming out of school now
Speaker 4: they go, what's this? I've literally never seen that before.
Speaker 4: It's because January is your teacher.
Speaker 7: But you know, my biggest bud be when people can't
Speaker 7: say words properly, like in class right sometimes to teach
Speaker 7: you got lady, I know, but someone Sometimes they say like,
Speaker 7: who's going to contribute to the lesson? And I'm thinking
Speaker 7: in my head, no, it's not contribute, it's what is it.
Speaker 4: I think you need to But well, I'm just going
Speaker 4: to say empathy to the students, especially because you can't
Speaker 4: even say the words. I was going to say. You
Speaker 4: need some personal grower.
Speaker 3: Don't exactly more one for the road, Gary, What can't
Speaker 3: you do?
Speaker 8: I used to be a baker, pastry cook, and for
Speaker 8: the love of God, I couldn't rowl a Swiss roll.
Speaker 8: It'll break on me.
Speaker 3: One oh one. That's like, you know, basic white belt level.
Speaker 8: You think it's really sick. I haven't started watching TV
Speaker 8: shows like The Bake Boss or something like that.
Speaker 1: Swiss Roll Episodetorial, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, you have a question for me and Pats
Speaker 3: and everyone listening.
Speaker 4: I want you to settle an argument between Bianca and
Speaker 4: I yesterday that I can't imagine you even siding with her,
Speaker 4: but I'll give you all the d details and you
Speaker 4: tell me we.
Speaker 3: Certainly set up independently and impartially. You should be a judge.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to leave the wis.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine you're settling with that. Oh, she's already
Speaker 3: going to get a fair trial. This it'll be good
Speaker 3: the Court of Jack.
Speaker 4: I sit down for lunch and I'm in the same
Speaker 4: suburbans banker's work. So I text her and go, I
Speaker 4: just sat down, if you want to meet for lunch?
Speaker 4: And she replies coming with an exclamation mark. So I
Speaker 4: interpret that to me She's less than ten minutes away.
Speaker 4: I'll see you within the next ten minutes. What Biancer
Speaker 4: interprets that to me after she arrives forty five minutes later,
Speaker 4: is coming? Just man? Oh, I had some work to
Speaker 4: finish up, but I was intending to come once the
Speaker 4: work was done.
Speaker 3: Coming is a short term word, isn't it. I'm coming.
Speaker 3: I'll be there in a minute.
Speaker 4: Tell me if you see If you replied nothing else
Speaker 4: with coming, I assume you're leaving right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially with implies immediate.
Speaker 5: Motions to do this with the love God, I am
Speaker 5: guilty of that. Coming means I'll do five things before
Speaker 5: I actually, yeah, no.
Speaker 2: No, my wife does this. I think it's it's started
Speaker 2: to I'll just get these little things done. It's like
Speaker 2: my wife, I say, is a time optimist, right, shall
Speaker 2: aways go? I just quickly, I went. Nothing ever just
Speaker 2: takes two minutes. Nothing, no task does.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Bianki's idea of time management is if we've got an
Speaker 4: event at two o'clock, something to get to at two o'clock.
Speaker 4: If we leave the house anytime before two pm, that's
Speaker 4: her on time, even if it's if it's ten minutes away.
Speaker 4: If it's fifty minutes away, oh, we left it.
Speaker 2: I get so anxious before we go out to dinner
Speaker 2: because it'll be like twenty minutes beforehand. I went, so
Speaker 2: I'm the order in the uber in a minute. Oh,
Speaker 2: I just go and get changed. I'm like, god, God,
Speaker 2: damn it, it's happening again. It's so anxious.
Speaker 3: I have to ring the restaurant and go. Perhaps she's
Speaker 3: just getting changed. She got to move it back off now.
Speaker 5: At least I have absolutely no defense because I am guilty.
Speaker 5: I will put my hand up. I'm exactly optimous. Chris
Speaker 5: is I have no time management.
Speaker 4: I would have at least taken an apology for her
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 3: You know, when you're sitting here, don't even sit down,
Speaker 3: don't you? Who are you right now?
Speaker 4: When you're sitting in a taco place by yourself for
Speaker 4: forty five minutes twiddling your thumb.
Speaker 5: To do jack?
Speaker 4: What else was on in the afternoon? I just would have.
Speaker 3: I would if she conceded, there's no way you were
Speaker 3: twiddling your thumbs. You would have been on the grams
Speaker 3: or whatever. You would have been doing stuff. I know
Speaker 3: you'd have been scrolling your phone.
Speaker 4: I was sitting there contemplating, where is my wife?
Speaker 3: What's happened to marriage?
Speaker 2: Did you send any clarification messages? Like do you want
Speaker 2: me to order for you?
Speaker 4: Because you know what I get Sometimes when I get
Speaker 4: in these like stashes with Bianca, I'm like, I'm going
Speaker 4: to wait and see how long it takes.
Speaker 3: Now though, with like booby traps and so.
Speaker 4: That my argument is stronger. So then I actually hope
Speaker 4: when it gets like thirty minutes, I'm like, yeah, keep
Speaker 4: it going, because the more time you're stuck on top
Speaker 4: of it, the stronger my case.
Speaker 3: I'll ask you, does that bring you happiness? In the
Speaker 3: long run be the better person. So I will offer
Speaker 3: now to order for her.
Speaker 2: That way, if there's food coming, there's more that she's
Speaker 2: more likely to get there on time. Otherwise, that coming
Speaker 2: thing is a very elastic concept with my wife.
Speaker 4: No, that didn't even occur to me.
Speaker 3: And have you had that written apology yet? This is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, we.
Speaker 2: Were talking about the good room. You remember the good room.
Speaker 2: Everyone had the good room when you were growing up.
Speaker 2: And then we got into thinking about house rules, because
Speaker 2: that actually feels like growing up there were more stricter
Speaker 2: house rules than certainly we have in our own house.
Speaker 2: It's as a kid, we always had to have our
Speaker 2: meals at the dinner table, and it was always like you,
Speaker 2: you don't leave the dinner table until the last person.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that if you ever went I'm going
Speaker 2: now to play my mates, We'll sit down, young man
Speaker 2: until the last us and to finished eating. So if
Speaker 2: you had an only relative round, it was like.
Speaker 3: I can talk out of their dad.
Speaker 2: He's playing with the other guys and it's taking trooling
Speaker 2: a dinner.
Speaker 7: Dack.
Speaker 4: Come on. I also had this if I had something
Speaker 4: I didn't want to eat like steam cabbage or something.
Speaker 4: You had to sit at the dinner table until.
Speaker 3: Everything on your plate was that stressed me.
Speaker 4: Some nights I would just sit there. The rest of
Speaker 4: my family went and watch suddenly something joy and I
Speaker 4: was just sitting at the table kicking my legs until we.
Speaker 3: Hate that about the house rules.
Speaker 2: Now, I honestly, my wife and I we we eat,
Speaker 2: we are just plates on the laps in front of
Speaker 2: the TV. And it still feels like both of us
Speaker 2: who both our parents were they strictly enforcing well eat
Speaker 2: emails at the dinner table.
Speaker 3: Why we don't know. It feels like it's such.
Speaker 4: A thrill, it's such a gift. I love it, you really.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we have breakfast together and we're like, can we
Speaker 2: just can we who's going to tell?
Speaker 3: Can my dad find out?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Fifty pats, did you have any house rules growing up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we couldn't have dessert if we didn't eat all
Speaker 5: of our main meal and all the veggies like nothing,
Speaker 5: no ice cream and topping. No way you have your
Speaker 5: veggies or that's it.
Speaker 4: We even used to get threatened with this. It never happened,
Speaker 4: but my dad said it happened when he was a kid,
Speaker 4: that if you don't eat all your food at dinner time,
Speaker 4: it gets served to you at breakfast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christmas, and that was a real scary threat before school, sprouse.
Speaker 2: Did you guys also find that a lot of house
Speaker 2: rules were quite flexible with certain younger brothers or sisters,
Speaker 2: Like I had certain households which.
Speaker 3: Are very very strict, and.
Speaker 2: That my younger sister, for some reason, some of those
Speaker 2: rules didn't apply to her.
Speaker 4: I was the oldest as well, you clear the path
Speaker 4: when you're the oldest.
Speaker 3: I argue about it now, how she got favorite treatment.
Speaker 4: Well, see I was.
Speaker 5: The youngest, so would have been spoiled, and then it creates.
Speaker 4: Spoiled children, creates.
Speaker 3: Davas Patrina proud of it. Now we have to pay
Speaker 3: the price. Thank you, thank you for this, Christian.
Speaker 2: We had a house for all that thirteen evening had
Speaker 2: to put my phone on charge on the bench. I
Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to have it in my bedroom where I slept.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing that the bedroom was where you slept, Mekayla.
Speaker 2: But thanks to clarifying that, I all went out the window.
Speaker 2: When my brother grew up, he was allowed to start
Speaker 2: playing games until after eleven o'clock. See Mekato, I get it.
Speaker 2: The other one we had was all drinks must be
Speaker 2: on coasters.
Speaker 5: Yes, dare on bed and on the lino, never on
Speaker 5: the carpet.
Speaker 3: That is a word from chargo the lino? Is that word?
Speaker 2: Evening?
Speaker 3: You says? These days?
Speaker 2: When's it ever trending on social media? Let's get it
Speaker 2: trending today, lino. The other one was no ball games,
Speaker 2: ball games inside the house because you would have done
Speaker 2: a ball game at some point and broken a window.
Speaker 2: Then that rule gets put in there.
Speaker 4: Well, I had my dad negotiate those for us. One
Speaker 4: exemption and that was we were allowed to use the
Speaker 4: soft Mecca's footy, the plush footy on rainy days because
Speaker 4: he didn't want to. He hated the idea of thinking
Speaker 4: how hand eye coordination wasn't improving.
Speaker 3: And also when when the house has got land lines,
Speaker 3: we weren't allowed it about you, Patsy, but no no
Speaker 3: landline calls after eight pm?
Speaker 5: Oh ours was like after six no phones after six? Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was rude to call anyone after six even?
Speaker 2: Yeah it what was strange? You remember your parents would
Speaker 2: get irritated. The phone went about haul six.
Speaker 3: Who can that? You always think it was bad news. Yes,
Speaker 3: you better get it. It could be bad news. It was
Speaker 3: always some relative. It was on the border line of
Speaker 3: life or death.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Just dropped what I would say is a stone cold killer.
Speaker 2: Fact to do with bread and one of the world's
Speaker 2: greatest human beings.
Speaker 4: The great David at Attenborough is older than the invention
Speaker 4: of slashed bread.
Speaker 3: Then we see that is a great killer fact.
Speaker 4: How so made to nineteen twenty six David Attenborough was born.
Speaker 4: Then in June nineteen twenty eight, Otto Raalveda invented the
Speaker 4: automatic bread slicing machine.
Speaker 2: Wow, all right, we're looking for your killer facts. Have
Speaker 2: you got a great fact? Not an okay one, a
Speaker 2: killer fact? If so, we're looking for them, for the
Speaker 2: good ish ones. All right, Jack, you let me know
Speaker 2: whether it's a killer or this is from Benjamin killer
Speaker 2: fat humans have stripes. There are seven different types, and
Speaker 2: we can only see them under black light. Cats can
Speaker 2: see them all the time.
Speaker 4: If true, kill a fact hard to believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the distance between your elbow and your wris Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, let's go to Nick here.
Speaker 3: Now, Nick, whatur'se you kill a fact for us, kill
Speaker 3: a fact?
Speaker 9: These every mile goes taller than their mum.
Speaker 2: Why aren't we breeding giants? If this trend continues, why
Speaker 2: aren't we mega humanoids?
Speaker 4: I think over time humans are getting taller and taller.
Speaker 3: So we start off as little, tiny people.
Speaker 4: Back in the day we were smaller. That's why doors
Speaker 4: used to be smaller.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, that is not a kidd of fat.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm not sure if that's I've.
Speaker 2: Never been to like or seen a movie set years
Speaker 2: ago where there's tiny crawling through a tiny don't.
Speaker 4: Like if you, especially in England, if you go.
Speaker 3: To an old castle roaming with tiny doors. They got
Speaker 3: the biggest doors. Castles have no but like carriages going
Speaker 3: through them.
Speaker 4: The entry ways are huge. But then your little doors
Speaker 4: in between each don't you have to duck under them?
Speaker 3: Nick? We love your kid of fact though. You guys
Speaker 3: are the most bless you, Grace.
Speaker 1: How old are you ten?
Speaker 3: You've got to kill a fact for sevia?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: What is it great?
Speaker 10: Don't they have gas from their mouth?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 3: What does it with a sloth?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sooths?
Speaker 10: Don't they make gas from their mouths?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: So they pretty much they fight out of their mouths.
Speaker 3: Yes, technically, yes, right, technically, And how do you know this?
Speaker 10: We did an information report and they said that we
Speaker 10: could do an animal, and I said that I wanted
Speaker 10: to do a swath.
Speaker 3: Why did you put the sloth? You just like them?
Speaker 10: I just love them. If you go into my room,
Speaker 10: all you'll see is swoth.
Speaker 2: All right, you've got a sloth thinged bedroom? Yes, Now,
Speaker 2: what's an information report? Is that like a sort of
Speaker 2: school report?
Speaker 10: Sometimes it is. It's why you share your learning and
Speaker 10: your knowledge to your parents, and you just talk about
Speaker 10: how animals adapt from their habitat.
Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds interesting. Can you remember anything else that
Speaker 2: was interesting about sloths that you can share with everyone
Speaker 2: listening right now?
Speaker 10: Grace, fos actually human speak. But they're just really tired.
Speaker 10: But they can swim as fast as any animal in
Speaker 10: the water.
Speaker 3: This work is two.
Speaker 2: That is a great one, Grace. I love both of them,
Speaker 2: really great. Just going to rees here has got a
Speaker 2: killer fact as well. What have you got for us, mate?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Japan is the only country in the world where two
Speaker 2: of its largest cities on population are an anagram of
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 3: They got Tokyo, Yep and kyoto yo.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: Love it.
Speaker 3: That is a great one. Saw a good question. You're
Speaker 3: getting a pub.
Speaker 1: Quiz the Christian O'Connell Show podcast today.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your killer facts, not just good facts,
Speaker 2: but killer facts.
Speaker 3: If you've got one, you can call the show today.
Speaker 2: You can also email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 2: com dot au. Christian, I've got to kill a fat
Speaker 2: for you and Jack. Australia is wider than the moon.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's great, j.
Speaker 2: Jack's right about tiny doorways. People used to be much shorter.
Speaker 2: That's from Alison.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 2: It's made up, made up, Christian. I'm not sure about
Speaker 2: that fact about every human male grows to be taller
Speaker 2: than their mum. I'm fine for four. My mum is
Speaker 2: five ft seven. I know I've measured. It's as rubbish.
Speaker 2: That's the hard shell used on Eminem's is made of shellac,
Speaker 2: which is made from bug feces.
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't believe that to be true. All right,
Speaker 3: let's go to the lines. We've got Mel on the line.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, what can you tell us about Nick's earlier
Speaker 2: killer fat?
Speaker 3: That human males grow up to be taller than their mum's.
Speaker 9: Well, I've heard that. By rights it is supposed to
Speaker 9: be true, but my son's shorter than me. I'm five
Speaker 9: foot nine and my son's five ft six and there's
Speaker 9: nothing wrong with him. But his father was really short,
Speaker 9: you know, out in.
Speaker 3: The radio years wrong spoken on your mom? Can I mean,
Speaker 3: I still love it.
Speaker 9: It's father one sure, and he's only.
Speaker 3: Five two And how old is your poor son?
Speaker 9: Thirty four? He's not poor.
Speaker 11: He's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Absolutely being a warming up to it now, aren't you?
Speaker 6: I am?
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's lovely, but yeah, no, I'm five ft nine
Speaker 9: and his father was five ft two and he's kind
Speaker 9: of worked out in the middle, you know what I mean.
Speaker 9: So yeah, but it's the fact. It's supposed to be
Speaker 9: like that, but it's not necessarily.
Speaker 6: So you know what I mean?
Speaker 9: Christian, I always say, make you're the same, hepe when
Speaker 9: you're lying.
Speaker 2: Down a fact too far? David, welcome to Killerfact Central.
Speaker 3: What have you got for us? David?
Speaker 11: The guys Bacon In nineteen thirties, Australian went to war
Speaker 11: with the EMUs and lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is an amazing story of Australian history, not
Speaker 2: just that wasn't it too EMU Wars where they went
Speaker 2: and learned less than the Australian Army knew a bit
Speaker 2: more about tactics.
Speaker 3: It was a closer fight, but the EMUs one, not
Speaker 3: once but twice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, David, three or four years ago we went down
Speaker 4: a deep hole of the war because I remember we
Speaker 4: found out that they were making a movie. At the
Speaker 4: time we were speaking about it. It was John Cleees, Jim Jeffries,
Speaker 4: We're gonna star in the Great EMU War Movie and
Speaker 4: Moby was going to do the sound for it.
Speaker 3: But David, you're right. It's an incredible story, isn't it.
Speaker 3: The EMU Wars.
Speaker 11: It's just amazing story. Back in nineteen thirty, so less
Speaker 11: than one hundred years ago, we couldn't make Emis.
Speaker 2: No, not once but twice. That's a prediful thing. Twice, David.
Speaker 2: That is a great kill of fat though, renee, kid
Speaker 2: of fat? What have you got for us?
Speaker 12: That the benefits of coffee beans was discovered by an
Speaker 12: Israeli goat herder when he noticed that his goats were
Speaker 12: chewing on the beans and getting kind of rowdy.
Speaker 7: So, yeah, enjoy your coffee.
Speaker 4: Sounds like the goats were hor horny.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well they will just energize.
Speaker 3: Because you can't buy something called horny goat weed.
Speaker 4: What happened twenty years ago?
Speaker 3: That was the thing before viagra. There was horny goat weed.
Speaker 3: What was it? Was it caffeinated goats?
Speaker 2: That is the same Israeli goat And I didn't discover
Speaker 2: how you discovered horny goat weed?
Speaker 3: So is that true? The origin of coffee.
Speaker 2: Beans realizing that they can energize someone to think basically
Speaker 2: energized goats.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well that's what Google says, so I'm going with it.
Speaker 3: Fact. Renie kuld a fact, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm in charge of the kids for the next week
Speaker 2: or so, have been all week. My my wife is away.
Speaker 2: I was just hoping to get through at least a
Speaker 2: week without anything going wrong. It looks like a broken
Speaker 2: the washing machine, so it's what happened. I was putting
Speaker 2: a wash on Okain, and you know there are too
Speaker 2: many settings on.
Speaker 3: Washing machines, aren't there.
Speaker 2: I was putting at the wash on and just before
Speaker 2: that it was left on the previous setting. This is
Speaker 2: relevant to what I did next. And it was just
Speaker 2: that wash was a sixty degree one that I set
Speaker 2: that up because it was for my daughter's bed sheets,
Speaker 2: so you know, sixty degrees you got to cleep and clean. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I went to put on a wash and then about
Speaker 2: five minutes in, as it's starting to fill up all lesson,
Speaker 2: I got it's still on that it's going to shrink
Speaker 2: everything I've just put in there. I then panic and
Speaker 2: like because sometimes I've got set in where you can
Speaker 2: stop it and override. And then there's a little thing
Speaker 2: down about my special light literally like a thing you
Speaker 2: a rip cordy pool and you open something up and
Speaker 2: you can drain the water that's started seeing the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: did all that and then I thought, well does it
Speaker 2: be okay? Well, now I can just put it on
Speaker 2: the normal setting. No, it's just making this noise that
Speaker 2: is angry that I put my hand in the guts
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: It's not working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that jack that was recorded at four point
Speaker 2: thirty am, because I thought if I just turn it
Speaker 2: all off and go to bed, it will mend itself
Speaker 2: during the night, Like the house has someone called a
Speaker 2: toy story movie going on at night where people come
Speaker 2: out the floorboards and men. Domestic applian sets the me
Speaker 2: Now mini engineers come out and do a song and
Speaker 2: dance time.
Speaker 3: Hills always woke up when we at four p thirty.
Speaker 3: It was like, please be mended, Please be mended. Oh
Speaker 3: so I know what? Would I need a plumber?
Speaker 4: No, you need a washing machine needs.
Speaker 5: To come out.
Speaker 2: It is a meala. I think it's a triple zero. No,
Speaker 2: it's a triple that's an emergency service. It's not calling them.
Speaker 2: We need education.
Speaker 4: Don't call you an ambulance out for your washing.
Speaker 3: What is your emergency? You having us at this? You
Speaker 3: tell me? Do you reckon some sort of washing machine? Engineer?
Speaker 2: Would know from the sound what I need to do
Speaker 2: is flashing two red lights. One says check inlet valve,
Speaker 2: one says check something else. So I'm not sure what,
Speaker 2: but anyway, there's two flashing. I sound like the man
Speaker 2: at Chernobyl. This will be all right if I just
Speaker 2: go to bed. I'm sure this new clearyactor won't blow up.
Speaker 4: This had never happened with the top load of washing machine.
Speaker 4: Right next time you upgrade, get a top loader, John, John.
Speaker 3: Can you help me? John?
Speaker 11: You didn't import this from England?
Speaker 8: Did you know washing machine? No, how old is it?
Speaker 3: Oh? It's about two years?
Speaker 11: Is that all? Because it sounds like the bearing on
Speaker 11: the drum He's.
Speaker 4: Gone in two years? Johnny years the bearing?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well do you about pump?
Speaker 7: I mean, well you've checked in left out and there?
Speaker 11: Have you opened the bottom right hand side.
Speaker 3: Cover? No, it was bottom left? Was where that little
Speaker 3: rip cord is? Left? Bottom left? Uness on the one
Speaker 3: one one your left or John's left radio is right?
Speaker 10: Have you opened that the filter?
Speaker 2: Yep, drained out the water, gave it a little clean
Speaker 2: put my hand in that, gave it a little clean out,
Speaker 2: and put it back up and put it all back
Speaker 2: to how it was.
Speaker 8: Okay, And that where you were recording that noise?
Speaker 9: Did you put the phone up right next to the
Speaker 9: pump or is it just pro head?
Speaker 3: Of course I did?
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, because that's very noisy.
Speaker 7: So one thing I could say is if it's not
Speaker 7: the bearings in the drum, that's your all?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 2: Are you you're obviously an expert? Are you a washing
Speaker 2: machine engineer?
Speaker 3: What do you do? John? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Are six appliances like that?
Speaker 3: You qualified?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: I am?
Speaker 3: I want to see sergtificates or your qualification where you
Speaker 3: need to Okay, I want to see your badge, everything
Speaker 3: you've got a John, Stay there, John.
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