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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We heard from one of you called Robert, who had

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<v Speaker 2>an unusual elbow injury and it meant that on the

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<v Speaker 2>side effects after we were recovery was when he was

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<v Speaker 2>driving he couldn't turn left. So on the show today,

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<v Speaker 2>what can't you do? Parhats you love this?

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<v Speaker 3>Just now? Old mate?

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie goes to me, don't come to me here because

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing I can't do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure I could have a company off the

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<v Speaker 3>top of the heads.

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<v Speaker 4>I have thought. I've thought of one.

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<v Speaker 3>How you found a weakness? Superman? What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>I must have tucked it away in a room, never

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<v Speaker 4>to print it again. Yes, for press memory from high school,

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<v Speaker 4>I could never and still can't jump off one foot

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<v Speaker 4>when you played basketball and volleyball, It's very handy for

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<v Speaker 4>your vertical leap to jump off one foot, but I

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<v Speaker 4>could never coordinate it, so I'd have to jump off

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<v Speaker 4>two feet. And when I tried to jump off one foot,

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<v Speaker 4>I would hardly get off the ground.

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<v Speaker 5>How bizarre.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And when I got taller, people ask like, can

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<v Speaker 4>you dunk? It's like not even closer. Can hardly touch

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<v Speaker 4>the bottom of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Net is what every one asked A tall person like you,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it? But you get at basketball U.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of them wasn't came through on socials when we

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<v Speaker 2>put it on yesterday from and I'm right hand dominant.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't brush my teeth with my right hand, Christian. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't dive when I go swimming, I have to jump

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<v Speaker 2>in feet first, and I'm an adult.

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<v Speaker 3>That's wrong, Warwick. What can't you do? Trina?

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<v Speaker 6>I can't lift my left eyebrow, so when I go

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<v Speaker 6>to lift my eyebrows, only my right one goes up.

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<v Speaker 3>So you can't look quizzical.

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<v Speaker 6>No, but I look I look like a comic book villain.

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<v Speaker 6>So anytime I'm surprised, they look like some weird comic

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<v Speaker 6>book villain, or like I don't trust people or something.

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<v Speaker 6>So it was great when the kids were little because

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<v Speaker 6>they told me a story and their faces go up

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<v Speaker 6>and they just consists whatever they're lying about, and they

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<v Speaker 6>look like I'm dressed up.

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<v Speaker 2>So so what has when when you someone tells you

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<v Speaker 2>something amazing and the rest of us would would go wow,

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<v Speaker 2>and both eyebrows would go up.

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<v Speaker 3>What you would just have.

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<v Speaker 6>One, just the right one goes up and it looks

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<v Speaker 6>like I'm just evil.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, Trina, thank you very much. You cool, Janet.

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<v Speaker 3>What can't you do?

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<v Speaker 7>Certain words I can't say, which is some sort of

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<v Speaker 7>contradictory because I work in education.

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<v Speaker 3>So what words can't you say?

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<v Speaker 7>I can't say balloon?

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot laugh at us? People that cannot say certain words?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, and sir speific? I can't you know, if something

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<v Speaker 7>spot on and it's special suspecific. I can't say.

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<v Speaker 5>That a disabled person look at me.

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<v Speaker 7>By children, but.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a grown up, so you think maybe a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of compassion, but not in there.

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<v Speaker 3>There's quite a I get you.

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<v Speaker 7>And one more I can't say grows, you know, if

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<v Speaker 7>something's grown growing on you like it to grow us.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't say those words.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just you know, just just never bring it up,

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<v Speaker 2>change the lesson plan around it.

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 7>I do totally trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>Balloon?

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<v Speaker 3>How often is balloon going to come up? Anyway? You go?

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<v Speaker 3>Look at those lovely things?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh place the children in one who don't need to

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<v Speaker 7>know what the balloon is?

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<v Speaker 4>I think they do actually coming out of school now

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<v Speaker 4>they go, what's this? I've literally never seen that before.

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<v Speaker 4>It's because January is your teacher.

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<v Speaker 7>But you know, my biggest bud be when people can't

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<v Speaker 7>say words properly, like in class right sometimes to teach

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<v Speaker 7>you got lady, I know, but someone Sometimes they say like,

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<v Speaker 7>who's going to contribute to the lesson? And I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 7>in my head, no, it's not contribute, it's what is it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you need to But well, I'm just going

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<v Speaker 4>to say empathy to the students, especially because you can't

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<v Speaker 4>even say the words. I was going to say. You

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<v Speaker 4>need some personal grower.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't exactly more one for the road, Gary, What can't

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<v Speaker 3>you do?

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<v Speaker 8>I used to be a baker, pastry cook, and for

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<v Speaker 8>the love of God, I couldn't rowl a Swiss roll.

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<v Speaker 8>It'll break on me.

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<v Speaker 3>One oh one. That's like, you know, basic white belt level.

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<v Speaker 8>You think it's really sick. I haven't started watching TV

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<v Speaker 8>shows like The Bake Boss or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Swiss Roll Episodetorial, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Jackie boy, you have a question for me and Pats

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<v Speaker 3>and everyone listening.

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<v Speaker 4>I want you to settle an argument between Bianca and

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<v Speaker 4>I yesterday that I can't imagine you even siding with her,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'll give you all the d details and you

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<v Speaker 4>tell me we.

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<v Speaker 3>Certainly set up independently and impartially. You should be a judge.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not trying to leave the wis.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine you're settling with that. Oh, she's already

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<v Speaker 3>going to get a fair trial. This it'll be good

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<v Speaker 3>the Court of Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>I sit down for lunch and I'm in the same

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<v Speaker 4>suburbans banker's work. So I text her and go, I

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<v Speaker 4>just sat down, if you want to meet for lunch?

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<v Speaker 4>And she replies coming with an exclamation mark. So I

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<v Speaker 4>interpret that to me She's less than ten minutes away.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll see you within the next ten minutes. What Biancer

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<v Speaker 4>interprets that to me after she arrives forty five minutes later,

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<v Speaker 4>is coming? Just man? Oh, I had some work to

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<v Speaker 4>finish up, but I was intending to come once the

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<v Speaker 4>work was done.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming is a short term word, isn't it. I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be there in a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me if you see If you replied nothing else

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<v Speaker 4>with coming, I assume you're leaving right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, especially with implies immediate.

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<v Speaker 5>Motions to do this with the love God, I am

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<v Speaker 5>guilty of that. Coming means I'll do five things before

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<v Speaker 5>I actually, yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, my wife does this. I think it's it's started

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<v Speaker 2>to I'll just get these little things done. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>my wife, I say, is a time optimist, right, shall

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<v Speaker 2>aways go? I just quickly, I went. Nothing ever just

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<v Speaker 2>takes two minutes. Nothing, no task does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Bianki's idea of time management is if we've got an

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<v Speaker 4>event at two o'clock, something to get to at two o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>If we leave the house anytime before two pm, that's

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<v Speaker 4>her on time, even if it's if it's ten minutes away.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's fifty minutes away, oh, we left it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get so anxious before we go out to dinner

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<v Speaker 2>because it'll be like twenty minutes beforehand. I went, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the order in the uber in a minute. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I just go and get changed. I'm like, god, God,

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<v Speaker 2>damn it, it's happening again. It's so anxious.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to ring the restaurant and go. Perhaps she's

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<v Speaker 3>just getting changed. She got to move it back off now.

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<v Speaker 5>At least I have absolutely no defense because I am guilty.

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<v Speaker 5>I will put my hand up. I'm exactly optimous. Chris

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<v Speaker 5>is I have no time management.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have at least taken an apology for her

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<v Speaker 4>to go.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when you're sitting here, don't even sit down,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you? Who are you right now?

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<v Speaker 4>When you're sitting in a taco place by yourself for

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<v Speaker 4>forty five minutes twiddling your thumb.

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<v Speaker 5>To do jack?

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<v Speaker 4>What else was on in the afternoon? I just would have.

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<v Speaker 3>I would if she conceded, there's no way you were

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<v Speaker 3>twiddling your thumbs. You would have been on the grams

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever. You would have been doing stuff. I know

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<v Speaker 3>you'd have been scrolling your phone.

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<v Speaker 4>I was sitting there contemplating, where is my wife?

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<v Speaker 3>What's happened to marriage?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you send any clarification messages? Like do you want

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<v Speaker 2>me to order for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you know what I get Sometimes when I get

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<v Speaker 4>in these like stashes with Bianca, I'm like, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to wait and see how long it takes.

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<v Speaker 3>Now though, with like booby traps and so.

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<v Speaker 4>That my argument is stronger. So then I actually hope

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<v Speaker 4>when it gets like thirty minutes, I'm like, yeah, keep

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<v Speaker 4>it going, because the more time you're stuck on top

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<v Speaker 4>of it, the stronger my case.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll ask you, does that bring you happiness? In the

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<v Speaker 3>long run be the better person. So I will offer

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<v Speaker 3>now to order for her.

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<v Speaker 2>That way, if there's food coming, there's more that she's

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<v Speaker 2>more likely to get there on time. Otherwise, that coming

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<v Speaker 2>thing is a very elastic concept with my wife.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that didn't even occur to me.

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<v Speaker 3>And have you had that written apology yet? This is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Were talking about the good room. You remember the good room.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone had the good room when you were growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we got into thinking about house rules, because

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<v Speaker 2>that actually feels like growing up there were more stricter

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<v Speaker 2>house rules than certainly we have in our own house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's as a kid, we always had to have our

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<v Speaker 2>meals at the dinner table, and it was always like you,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't leave the dinner table until the last person.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that if you ever went I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>now to play my mates, We'll sit down, young man

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<v Speaker 2>until the last us and to finished eating. So if

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<v Speaker 2>you had an only relative round, it was like.

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<v Speaker 3>I can talk out of their dad.

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<v Speaker 2>He's playing with the other guys and it's taking trooling

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<v Speaker 2>a dinner.

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<v Speaker 7>Dack.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on. I also had this if I had something

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to eat like steam cabbage or something.

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<v Speaker 4>You had to sit at the dinner table until.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything on your plate was that stressed me.

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<v Speaker 4>Some nights I would just sit there. The rest of

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<v Speaker 4>my family went and watch suddenly something joy and I

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<v Speaker 4>was just sitting at the table kicking my legs until we.

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<v Speaker 3>Hate that about the house rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I honestly, my wife and I we we eat,

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<v Speaker 2>we are just plates on the laps in front of

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<v Speaker 2>the TV. And it still feels like both of us

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<v Speaker 2>who both our parents were they strictly enforcing well eat

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<v Speaker 2>emails at the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 3>Why we don't know. It feels like it's such.

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<v Speaker 4>A thrill, it's such a gift. I love it, you really.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday we have breakfast together and we're like, can we

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<v Speaker 2>just can we who's going to tell?

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<v Speaker 3>Can my dad find out?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Fifty pats, did you have any house rules growing up?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we couldn't have dessert if we didn't eat all

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<v Speaker 5>of our main meal and all the veggies like nothing,

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<v Speaker 5>no ice cream and topping. No way you have your

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<v Speaker 5>veggies or that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>We even used to get threatened with this. It never happened,

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<v Speaker 4>but my dad said it happened when he was a kid,

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<v Speaker 4>that if you don't eat all your food at dinner time,

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<v Speaker 4>it gets served to you at breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Christmas, and that was a real scary threat before school, sprouse.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you guys also find that a lot of house

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<v Speaker 2>rules were quite flexible with certain younger brothers or sisters,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I had certain households which.

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<v Speaker 3>Are very very strict, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That my younger sister, for some reason, some of those

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<v Speaker 2>rules didn't apply to her.

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<v Speaker 4>I was the oldest as well, you clear the path

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<v Speaker 4>when you're the oldest.

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<v Speaker 3>I argue about it now, how she got favorite treatment.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, see I was.

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<v Speaker 5>The youngest, so would have been spoiled, and then it creates.

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<v Speaker 4>Spoiled children, creates.

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<v Speaker 3>Davas Patrina proud of it. Now we have to pay

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<v Speaker 3>the price. Thank you, thank you for this, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a house for all that thirteen evening had

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<v Speaker 2>to put my phone on charge on the bench. I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't allowed to have it in my bedroom where I slept.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing that the bedroom was where you slept, Mekayla.

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<v Speaker 2>But thanks to clarifying that, I all went out the window.

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<v Speaker 2>When my brother grew up, he was allowed to start

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<v Speaker 2>playing games until after eleven o'clock. See Mekato, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one we had was all drinks must be

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<v Speaker 2>on coasters.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, dare on bed and on the lino, never on

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<v Speaker 5>the carpet.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a word from chargo the lino? Is that word?

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<v Speaker 2>Evening?

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<v Speaker 3>You says? These days?

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<v Speaker 2>When's it ever trending on social media? Let's get it

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<v Speaker 2>trending today, lino. The other one was no ball games,

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<v Speaker 2>ball games inside the house because you would have done

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<v Speaker 2>a ball game at some point and broken a window.

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<v Speaker 2>Then that rule gets put in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I had my dad negotiate those for us. One

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<v Speaker 4>exemption and that was we were allowed to use the

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<v Speaker 4>soft Mecca's footy, the plush footy on rainy days because

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<v Speaker 4>he didn't want to. He hated the idea of thinking

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<v Speaker 4>how hand eye coordination wasn't improving.

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<v Speaker 3>And also when when the house has got land lines,

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<v Speaker 3>we weren't allowed it about you, Patsy, but no no

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<v Speaker 3>landline calls after eight pm?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh ours was like after six no phones after six? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it was rude to call anyone after six even?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it what was strange? You remember your parents would

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<v Speaker 2>get irritated. The phone went about haul six.

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<v Speaker 3>Who can that? You always think it was bad news. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you better get it. It could be bad news. It was

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<v Speaker 3>always some relative. It was on the border line of

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<v Speaker 3>life or death.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Just dropped what I would say is a stone cold killer.

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<v Speaker 2>Fact to do with bread and one of the world's

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<v Speaker 2>greatest human beings.

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<v Speaker 4>The great David at Attenborough is older than the invention

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<v Speaker 4>of slashed bread.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we see that is a great killer fact.

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<v Speaker 4>How so made to nineteen twenty six David Attenborough was born.

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<v Speaker 4>Then in June nineteen twenty eight, Otto Raalveda invented the

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<v Speaker 4>automatic bread slicing machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, all right, we're looking for your killer facts. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you got a great fact? Not an okay one, a

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<v Speaker 2>killer fact? If so, we're looking for them, for the

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<v Speaker 2>good ish ones. All right, Jack, you let me know

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<v Speaker 2>whether it's a killer or this is from Benjamin killer

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<v Speaker 2>fat humans have stripes. There are seven different types, and

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<v Speaker 2>we can only see them under black light. Cats can

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<v Speaker 2>see them all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>If true, kill a fact hard to believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the distance between your elbow and your wris Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let's go to Nick here.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Nick, whatur'se you kill a fact for us, kill

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<v Speaker 3>a fact?

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<v Speaker 9>These every mile goes taller than their mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Why aren't we breeding giants? If this trend continues, why

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<v Speaker 2>aren't we mega humanoids?

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<v Speaker 4>I think over time humans are getting taller and taller.

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<v Speaker 3>So we start off as little, tiny people.

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<v Speaker 4>Back in the day we were smaller. That's why doors

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<v Speaker 4>used to be smaller.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, come on, that is not a kidd of fat.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I'm not sure if that's I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Never been to like or seen a movie set years

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<v Speaker 2>ago where there's tiny crawling through a tiny don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Like if you, especially in England, if you go.

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<v Speaker 3>To an old castle roaming with tiny doors. They got

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<v Speaker 3>the biggest doors. Castles have no but like carriages going

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<v Speaker 3>through them.

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<v Speaker 4>The entry ways are huge. But then your little doors

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<v Speaker 4>in between each don't you have to duck under them?

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<v Speaker 3>Nick? We love your kid of fact though. You guys

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<v Speaker 3>are the most bless you, Grace.

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you ten?

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to kill a fact for sevia?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it great?

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<v Speaker 10>Don't they have gas from their mouth?

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<v Speaker 4>Again?

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<v Speaker 3>What does it with a sloth?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Sooths?

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<v Speaker 10>Don't they make gas from their mouths?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>So they pretty much they fight out of their mouths.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, technically, yes, right, technically, And how do you know this?

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<v Speaker 10>We did an information report and they said that we

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<v Speaker 10>could do an animal, and I said that I wanted

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<v Speaker 10>to do a swath.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you put the sloth? You just like them?

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<v Speaker 10>I just love them. If you go into my room,

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<v Speaker 10>all you'll see is swoth.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you've got a sloth thinged bedroom? Yes, Now,

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<v Speaker 2>what's an information report? Is that like a sort of

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<v Speaker 2>school report?

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<v Speaker 10>Sometimes it is. It's why you share your learning and

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<v Speaker 10>your knowledge to your parents, and you just talk about

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<v Speaker 10>how animals adapt from their habitat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that sounds interesting. Can you remember anything else that

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<v Speaker 2>was interesting about sloths that you can share with everyone

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<v Speaker 2>listening right now?

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<v Speaker 10>Grace, fos actually human speak. But they're just really tired.

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<v Speaker 10>But they can swim as fast as any animal in

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<v Speaker 10>the water.

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<v Speaker 3>This work is two.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a great one, Grace. I love both of them,

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<v Speaker 2>really great. Just going to rees here has got a

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<v Speaker 2>killer fact as well. What have you got for us, mate?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Japan is the only country in the world where two

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<v Speaker 2>of its largest cities on population are an anagram of

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<v Speaker 2>each other.

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<v Speaker 3>They got Tokyo, Yep and kyoto yo.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Love it.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a great one. Saw a good question. You're

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<v Speaker 3>getting a pub.

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<v Speaker 1>Quiz the Christian O'Connell Show podcast today.

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<v Speaker 2>We're looking for your killer facts, not just good facts,

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<v Speaker 2>but killer facts.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've got one, you can call the show today.

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<v Speaker 2>You can also email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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<v Speaker 2>com dot au. Christian, I've got to kill a fat

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<v Speaker 2>for you and Jack. Australia is wider than the moon.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's great, j.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack's right about tiny doorways. People used to be much shorter.

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<v Speaker 2>That's from Alison.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure about that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's made up, made up, Christian. I'm not sure about

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<v Speaker 2>that fact about every human male grows to be taller

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<v Speaker 2>than their mum. I'm fine for four. My mum is

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<v Speaker 2>five ft seven. I know I've measured. It's as rubbish.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the hard shell used on Eminem's is made of shellac,

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<v Speaker 2>which is made from bug feces.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I don't believe that to be true. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go to the lines. We've got Mel on the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, what can you tell us about Nick's earlier

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<v Speaker 2>killer fat?

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<v Speaker 3>That human males grow up to be taller than their mum's.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, I've heard that. By rights it is supposed to

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<v Speaker 9>be true, but my son's shorter than me. I'm five

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<v Speaker 9>foot nine and my son's five ft six and there's

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<v Speaker 9>nothing wrong with him. But his father was really short,

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<v Speaker 9>you know, out in.

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<v Speaker 3>The radio years wrong spoken on your mom? Can I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I still love it.

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<v Speaker 9>It's father one sure, and he's only.

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<v Speaker 3>Five two And how old is your poor son?

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<v Speaker 9>Thirty four? He's not poor.

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<v Speaker 11>He's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely being a warming up to it now, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 6>I am?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, he's lovely, but yeah, no, I'm five ft nine

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<v Speaker 9>and his father was five ft two and he's kind

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<v Speaker 9>of worked out in the middle, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 9>So yeah, but it's the fact. It's supposed to be

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<v Speaker 9>like that, but it's not necessarily.

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<v Speaker 6>So you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 9>Christian, I always say, make you're the same, hepe when

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<v Speaker 9>you're lying.

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<v Speaker 2>Down a fact too far? David, welcome to Killerfact Central.

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<v Speaker 3>What have you got for us? David?

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<v Speaker 11>The guys Bacon In nineteen thirties, Australian went to war

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<v Speaker 11>with the EMUs and lost.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is an amazing story of Australian history, not

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<v Speaker 2>just that wasn't it too EMU Wars where they went

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<v Speaker 2>and learned less than the Australian Army knew a bit

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<v Speaker 2>more about tactics.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a closer fight, but the EMUs one, not

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<v Speaker 3>once but twice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, David, three or four years ago we went down

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<v Speaker 4>a deep hole of the war because I remember we

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<v Speaker 4>found out that they were making a movie. At the

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<v Speaker 4>time we were speaking about it. It was John Cleees, Jim Jeffries,

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna star in the Great EMU War Movie and

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<v Speaker 4>Moby was going to do the sound for it.

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<v Speaker 3>But David, you're right. It's an incredible story, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>The EMU Wars.

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<v Speaker 11>It's just amazing story. Back in nineteen thirty, so less

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<v Speaker 11>than one hundred years ago, we couldn't make Emis.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not once but twice. That's a prediful thing. Twice, David.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a great kill of fat though, renee, kid

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<v Speaker 2>of fat? What have you got for us?

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<v Speaker 12>That the benefits of coffee beans was discovered by an

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<v Speaker 12>Israeli goat herder when he noticed that his goats were

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<v Speaker 12>chewing on the beans and getting kind of rowdy.

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<v Speaker 7>So, yeah, enjoy your coffee.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like the goats were hor horny.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, well they will just energize.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you can't buy something called horny goat weed.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened twenty years ago?

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<v Speaker 3>That was the thing before viagra. There was horny goat weed.

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<v Speaker 3>What was it? Was it caffeinated goats?

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<v Speaker 2>That is the same Israeli goat And I didn't discover

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<v Speaker 2>how you discovered horny goat weed?

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<v Speaker 3>So is that true? The origin of coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>Beans realizing that they can energize someone to think basically

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<v Speaker 2>energized goats.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, well that's what Google says, so I'm going with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Fact. Renie kuld a fact, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in charge of the kids for the next week

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<v Speaker 2>or so, have been all week. My my wife is away.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just hoping to get through at least a

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<v Speaker 2>week without anything going wrong. It looks like a broken

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<v Speaker 2>the washing machine, so it's what happened. I was putting

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<v Speaker 2>a wash on Okain, and you know there are too

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<v Speaker 2>many settings on.

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<v Speaker 3>Washing machines, aren't there.

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<v Speaker 2>I was putting at the wash on and just before

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<v Speaker 2>that it was left on the previous setting. This is

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<v Speaker 2>relevant to what I did next. And it was just

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<v Speaker 2>that wash was a sixty degree one that I set

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<v Speaker 2>that up because it was for my daughter's bed sheets,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, sixty degrees you got to cleep and clean. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I went to put on a wash and then about

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes in, as it's starting to fill up all lesson,

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<v Speaker 2>I got it's still on that it's going to shrink

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<v Speaker 2>everything I've just put in there. I then panic and

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<v Speaker 2>like because sometimes I've got set in where you can

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<v Speaker 2>stop it and override. And then there's a little thing

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<v Speaker 2>down about my special light literally like a thing you

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<v Speaker 2>a rip cordy pool and you open something up and

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<v Speaker 2>you can drain the water that's started seeing the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>did all that and then I thought, well does it

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<v Speaker 2>be okay? Well, now I can just put it on

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<v Speaker 2>the normal setting. No, it's just making this noise that

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<v Speaker 2>is angry that I put my hand in the guts

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<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not working.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And that jack that was recorded at four point

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<v Speaker 2>thirty am, because I thought if I just turn it

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<v Speaker 2>all off and go to bed, it will mend itself

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<v Speaker 2>during the night, Like the house has someone called a

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<v Speaker 2>toy story movie going on at night where people come

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<v Speaker 2>out the floorboards and men. Domestic applian sets the me

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<v Speaker 2>Now mini engineers come out and do a song and

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<v Speaker 2>dance time.

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<v Speaker 3>Hills always woke up when we at four p thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, please be mended, Please be mended. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>so I know what? Would I need a plumber?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you need a washing machine needs.

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<v Speaker 5>To come out.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a meala. I think it's a triple zero. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a triple that's an emergency service. It's not calling them.

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<v Speaker 2>We need education.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't call you an ambulance out for your washing.

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<v Speaker 3>What is your emergency? You having us at this? You

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<v Speaker 3>tell me? Do you reckon some sort of washing machine? Engineer?

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<v Speaker 2>Would know from the sound what I need to do

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<v Speaker 2>is flashing two red lights. One says check inlet valve,

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<v Speaker 2>one says check something else. So I'm not sure what,

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<v Speaker 2>but anyway, there's two flashing. I sound like the man

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<v Speaker 2>at Chernobyl. This will be all right if I just

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<v Speaker 2>go to bed. I'm sure this new clearyactor won't blow up.

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<v Speaker 4>This had never happened with the top load of washing machine.

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<v Speaker 4>Right next time you upgrade, get a top loader, John, John.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you help me? John?

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<v Speaker 11>You didn't import this from England?

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<v Speaker 8>Did you know washing machine? No, how old is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? It's about two years?

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<v Speaker 11>Is that all? Because it sounds like the bearing on

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<v Speaker 11>the drum He's.

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<v Speaker 4>Gone in two years? Johnny years the bearing?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Well do you about pump?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, well you've checked in left out and there?

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<v Speaker 11>Have you opened the bottom right hand side.

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<v Speaker 3>Cover? No, it was bottom left? Was where that little

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<v Speaker 3>rip cord is? Left? Bottom left? Uness on the one

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<v Speaker 3>one one your left or John's left radio is right?

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<v Speaker 10>Have you opened that the filter?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, drained out the water, gave it a little clean

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<v Speaker 2>put my hand in that, gave it a little clean out,

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<v Speaker 2>and put it back up and put it all back

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<v Speaker 2>to how it was.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, And that where you were recording that noise?

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<v Speaker 9>Did you put the phone up right next to the

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<v Speaker 9>pump or is it just pro head?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course I did?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, okay, because that's very noisy.

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<v Speaker 7>So one thing I could say is if it's not

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<v Speaker 7>the bearings in the drum, that's your all?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>John?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you you're obviously an expert? Are you a washing

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<v Speaker 2>machine engineer?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you do? John? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Are six appliances like that?

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<v Speaker 3>You qualified?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>I am?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see sergtificates or your qualification where you

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<v Speaker 3>need to Okay, I want to see your badge, everything

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<v Speaker 3>you've got a John, Stay there, John.

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