Speaker 1: I'm still to play a couple of miss fits.
Speaker 2: Hello you.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: That's right. We're one Mitch down, aren't we.
Speaker 3: So this week, for the next two episodes, you've got
Speaker 3: Mitchell and the Misfits. So let's say hello you two
Speaker 3: raven reporter Oscar and contraceptive Diaphram Sam.
Speaker 2: Welcome back.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 3: If you did listen to the Misfits during our June break,
Speaker 3: it was Oscar, Sam and Jenna.
Speaker 2: I am now a misfit. Yeah, I've been inaugurating.
Speaker 4: Welcome Misfit.
Speaker 5: Mitch.
Speaker 4: It's so good to have you.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's an honor for you. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Don't always use stalin.
Speaker 3: Yes, I must apologize to our idiots for leaving you
Speaker 3: in the lurch last week. I just decided to stay
Speaker 3: on a bug and get a bit longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And now Cheery and Jenner off in their little radio holidays.
Speaker 3: They get a certain amount of weeks per year, so
Speaker 3: they're on holidays, and I thought, funk, I've got to
Speaker 3: pull something together, and here we are Mitchell and the Misfit.
Speaker 6: It's like a play on Josie and the Pussycats. Who oh,
Speaker 6: it's an eighties cartoon. Who and the what Jaz and
Speaker 6: the pussy Cats?
Speaker 2: Never heard of them?
Speaker 1: I will go and watch it Dale.
Speaker 4: It's what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck would you know about eighties cartoons?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I fell down a rabbit hole one day and I
Speaker 6: just ended up on joc and the Pussycats, and I
Speaker 6: got confused because I thought it was Josie the pussy
Speaker 6: Cat dolls. So I was I was expected went don't
Speaker 6: you wish your girlfriend was hot?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? And none of that.
Speaker 3: It was just cats, not the musical, I hope. I
Speaker 3: got to ask, what do you guys think of my penthouse?
Speaker 3: You've seen it before, Mitch or Jenner.
Speaker 2: We're alive from.
Speaker 6: The penthouse is the phouse? The penthouse is gorgeous, thank you.
Speaker 6: Definitely an upgrade.
Speaker 2: I got to say, if it's me on the fly,
Speaker 2: is having stairs a huge inconvenience?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 1: So No, no, no, every place I've lived in in
Speaker 1: Sydney has had the narrowest stairs possible.
Speaker 3: Oh I've been to those ones where it's like a
Speaker 3: spiral ladder, They're so narrow. Yeah, I've inspected those places
Speaker 3: and gone nat No.
Speaker 6: You just have to basically like pull apart every item
Speaker 6: of furniture to get a mask.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because he just there was no physical way
Speaker 1: of doing it.
Speaker 6: My brother's a laborer too, so watching him trying to
Speaker 6: like navigate it, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, fuck, my stairs are quite spacious. The problem is
Speaker 3: that I'm just lazy as fuck.
Speaker 4: That is a problem.
Speaker 3: I was trying to find a spot to put my
Speaker 3: keys because when I first moved in, I kept losing them.
Speaker 3: I didn't have like a designated key bowl, and so
Speaker 3: when I had to leave the house, I was like,
Speaker 3: where the fuck are my keys?
Speaker 2: And it was a real internal battle. I'm like, do
Speaker 2: I put them upstairs or downstairs?
Speaker 3: Because what if I'm upstairs and need to leave the
Speaker 3: house they have to run down or vice versa. So
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, what if I put a hook
Speaker 3: halfway up the stairs, so in either case, I don't
Speaker 3: have to walk that far.
Speaker 4: Honestly, it's a lazy woman's dream.
Speaker 3: Or if I can take something downstairs, yeah, like to
Speaker 3: the washing basket or something, I'll put them by the
Speaker 3: stairs because I'm like, I've got to make the one
Speaker 3: trip count.
Speaker 2: I'm not walking downstairs for one thing. I got to
Speaker 2: load up.
Speaker 3: You know what I Mean's just so much more to
Speaker 3: deal with. I miss my pidly one better apartment.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I miss it too?
Speaker 1: For?
Speaker 4: Obviously our memories, which.
Speaker 2: We won't speak of now. Listen.
Speaker 3: If you are new here and it's your first time listening,
Speaker 3: this is the drill. Every episode we start with an
Speaker 3: is it just me? Each which is something we've noticed,
Speaker 3: hate or appreciate. My agin has to do with your
Speaker 3: future career objectives, Oscar.
Speaker 2: I've got it all mapped out. Call me your manager, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: That's excited manager, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Ever rock and sport and friggin' comedy.
Speaker 6: That's me, Rock, sport, comedy and fucking chalks.
Speaker 2: What about you, guys? What do you got You've got
Speaker 2: one prepared? Surely?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess No, I've.
Speaker 6: Got one prepared. Mine's actually mine's quite general. I feel
Speaker 6: like mine.
Speaker 2: That's a ship hook, but general.
Speaker 5: Oh no.
Speaker 6: I just feel like everyone can relate to it, you know,
Speaker 6: like it doesn't just necessarily apply to one person.
Speaker 3: But what if the answer is is it just me?
Speaker 3: And we say yes, it's just you, it's not that relatable.
Speaker 1: But then I'll just talk about it because I love talking.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough here, what are your god have
Speaker 2: you got a good hook in you?
Speaker 1: Let me think.
Speaker 2: We don't have all night?
Speaker 4: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, do you know what? I refuse to move on?
Speaker 2: We're in no.
Speaker 4: Rush, no rush.
Speaker 2: Actually give a good hook guy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I just thought of that on
Speaker 3: the spot. I had not prepared my hook.
Speaker 1: Okay, hang on, wait, I think I have it.
Speaker 4: I'm good, all right?
Speaker 1: Do I get like a drum roll or something? No,
Speaker 1: I'll just google it. Yeah, okay, it gives me more
Speaker 1: time to fucking token straight man.
Speaker 2: Hang on where it's loading, beggar.
Speaker 1: Any Australian corporate slut will absolutely relate to this.
Speaker 2: That's way better.
Speaker 7: Like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gorgeous.
Speaker 6: And for you Oscar, well minds about why I'm having
Speaker 6: a fucking awful time at this time of year.
Speaker 4: Honestly, that's why it's my most fucking hated time of year.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm going to selfishly kick things off. Are we ready,
Speaker 2: miss fits?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go, Bradley.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Should they just fucking get Gretel Colleen back on big brother?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yes, please, so fucking about.
Speaker 3: I don't care if she's old and gray, She's embraced
Speaker 3: the gray hair.
Speaker 2: It's quite gorgeous, actually fantastic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she could do the bottle blonde, but she's like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm going great and it's beautiful.
Speaker 4: I love so.
Speaker 2: Gretel.
Speaker 3: Colleen was the original host of Big Brother in Australia
Speaker 3: in the heyday when it was live, the nominations.
Speaker 2: It was on every fucking.
Speaker 4: Night of the weekend, all of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very like pioneering at the time, like.
Speaker 6: Pre social media. It was all pre social media, and
Speaker 6: it's not like.
Speaker 2: Reality shows today where they make them do elaborate shit.
Speaker 3: Like climb mountains and eat insects and ship. They just
Speaker 3: sat around and talked ship and it was so fascinating,
Speaker 3: so fashion.
Speaker 6: I still remember that first season and like I couldn't
Speaker 6: tell you who was on her. But at the same
Speaker 6: I don't remember it that well too. I don't remember
Speaker 6: it that well because I wasn't like an avid watcher.
Speaker 6: But my favorite thing about it even as a Chu,
Speaker 6: because I was in primary school when that she came out,
Speaker 6: because I was I was very young chicken.
Speaker 4: The only I was a chi.
Speaker 6: I was a chick, But I just the only name
Speaker 6: that sticks out to me in the earlier seasons is
Speaker 6: this woman named Crystal, and I just remember she was
Speaker 6: fucking awful.
Speaker 2: I remember Crystal.
Speaker 4: I just remember she was awful.
Speaker 2: But do you remember Christy Swan on there?
Speaker 3: A lot of people don't realize that's where Christy Swan
Speaker 3: beloved Astroullian broadcast that got her start.
Speaker 1: I had no idea Christy. Oh, I'm actually very ashamed
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 4: Christy Swan got her first start on Big Brother.
Speaker 2: I still I.
Speaker 3: Remember the scene of her and Reggie on the banana
Speaker 3: lounges by the pool of a night, just bitching about men.
Speaker 3: And it was so raw and it was so fascinating.
Speaker 4: And honestly, I look back at it and to think
Speaker 4: I now do the same thing.
Speaker 3: But honestly, the best part of that was Gretel Colleen
Speaker 3: the host. And this week they announced they're bringing back
Speaker 3: Big Brother.
Speaker 1: Yes they did, because they.
Speaker 3: Flirted with Channel seven for a couple of years. But
Speaker 3: it was bullshit. They Soper format that it wasn't live.
Speaker 3: It was pre recorded in a shed. Yeah, you couldn't
Speaker 3: vote for anyone. It was all pre recorded. It was
Speaker 3: just a bunch of fuck wits in a shed playing games.
Speaker 2: And that's how they scored points.
Speaker 3: It was just a bit Big Brother meets Survivor and
Speaker 3: Ninja Warrior.
Speaker 2: It wasn't good.
Speaker 4: A little bit of Love Island on there as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like for some reason, like all the reality shows,
Speaker 6: they just want you to basically be hot, which is
Speaker 6: why none of them caught me back. But like it's like, yeah,
Speaker 6: a mix of all that with Love Island because it
Speaker 6: was just absolutely fucking dumb hot people who have nothing
Speaker 6: to say. They just all sat around like they.
Speaker 3: Weren't real people like Reggie from the Fish and Chip
Speaker 3: Shop right back in the day.
Speaker 2: And so they're bringing back o G Big Brother. It
Speaker 2: was announce last week.
Speaker 3: Channel ten made such a point of it, being like, no,
Speaker 3: we're going to make it just like the good old days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I broke, don't fix it.
Speaker 2: However, my Gretel is not returning as the host.
Speaker 1: I'm devastated.
Speaker 3: They've got Meltresina, who, by the way, no beef. I
Speaker 3: rate her so hard. She's from the Cheap Seats. Those
Speaker 3: that watch the Cheap Seats, it's like a bit niche.
Speaker 3: Like those that watch it love it. They certainly love Meltresina. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but there were a lot of comments being like who.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dead sat. But I feel like no one knew
Speaker 1: who Gretel was when she started.
Speaker 3: And that's how she absolutely made her mark. I've got
Speaker 3: a couple of Gretel's best bits, Can.
Speaker 2: I just plase, please?
Speaker 4: Please please?
Speaker 2: I do so. I'm just going to prove why I
Speaker 2: love Gretel so much.
Speaker 3: And by the way, some of her idiots might have
Speaker 3: heard this story before, but I wrote fan mail to
Speaker 3: Gretel Colleen, did you you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wrote a full letter, adorable, Hi, Gretel. Big Brother's
Speaker 3: my favorite show. I don't know what to do with
Speaker 3: myself when it's not on. And I write it in text. Oh,
Speaker 3: and I put it in an envelope. But mom and
Speaker 3: Dad had to say to me, oh, we don't know
Speaker 3: our address mate, we can't send her. But fast forward
Speaker 3: to now, and I know for a fact they could
Speaker 3: have googled her management and they could have made an effort,
Speaker 3: but that was just like, nah, they'll let it's.
Speaker 4: Going nowhere, Jane and I and do better.
Speaker 3: But I fell in love with Gretel because it was
Speaker 3: live and dangerous, the original Big Brother. Oh, and fuck
Speaker 3: ups happened and she coped beautifully. There was just a
Speaker 3: certain stillness and calmness about her. Yeah, even when things
Speaker 3: went tits up.
Speaker 2: Do you remember Merlin?
Speaker 1: No, was that the guy that came out with like
Speaker 1: the tape on mouse?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So, Oscar, you didn't see this, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: It's not ringing any bells, but I'm very intrigued.
Speaker 2: Oh you're too young for it. Fuck, we're old see No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So Marlon was evicted from the Big Brother House
Speaker 3: and in typical fashion, they walk down the big runway,
Speaker 3: they come out of the house and walk onto the stage.
Speaker 3: Gretel interviews them, they get some prizes off they fuck right. Merlin,
Speaker 3: as he got on age to go down the catwalk,
Speaker 3: he pulls out a bit of tape from his pocket stick.
Speaker 3: He tapes his mouth and then pulls out a sign
Speaker 3: that says free the refugees.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, and Gretel was like, my fuck, we're live.
Speaker 3: I've got a five minute segment to fill, right, and
Speaker 3: this clown's got tape on his mouth.
Speaker 1: Wow, And like Merlin.
Speaker 3: Beautiful moment. You know, we're still talking about it to
Speaker 3: this day.
Speaker 4: Very powerful statement.
Speaker 1: But also, god, he was.
Speaker 2: Always so fucking weird on that show. He was always
Speaker 2: a weirdo.
Speaker 3: I got to say, so Gretel already had an uphill
Speaker 3: battle even if he had the tape off his fucking mouth.
Speaker 3: And then then she's like, oh Jesus Christ, he's taped
Speaker 3: his mouth. What am I going to do with this
Speaker 3: five minutes? But she coped beautifully. So this is as
Speaker 3: Merlin walks on stage, She's spotted the tape spot of
Speaker 3: the sign.
Speaker 9: Merlin, Merlin, are you going to speak?
Speaker 3: Shush shuh the way she yelled the crowd shush sureshi.
Speaker 9: Everybody sit down and be quiet. Merlin, Can I ask
Speaker 9: you a simple mathematical question?
Speaker 1: This segment is five minutes?
Speaker 9: Are you going to speak at all?
Speaker 10: So what I'll do?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Be quiet, please, We've got business to do.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we've all had plenty of time.
Speaker 9: To absorb Merlin's message, which is a valid message, and
Speaker 9: may I say, a good opportunity to express it. Well done,
Speaker 9: a very good I will fulfill some of my obligations,
Speaker 9: which are to present the prizes.
Speaker 6: Settle down, settle down, Come on.
Speaker 9: This is not a situation about booing or cheering.
Speaker 1: This is about moving right along.
Speaker 9: I'd like to talk, strangely enough about the lovely room,
Speaker 9: boil watch the two three phones and the holiday. But
Speaker 9: it looks like I'll be enjoying, don't thank you very much?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I love her so obviously it's part of her job
Speaker 3: to give Merlin the prizes, and he goes, wow, a
Speaker 3: free holiday, tell her three mobile flip phones. How exciting,
Speaker 3: And she's like, I've got to do these client obligations. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but this guy won't react, so I'll just get them done.
Speaker 3: She threw to a break and then she came back
Speaker 3: and spoke to the house. She had five minutes to
Speaker 3: feel and she did it like.
Speaker 4: A pro god. Honestly.
Speaker 6: The one phrase, the one phrase that's still from that
Speaker 6: that has just stuck with me, is let's get to business.
Speaker 2: Quiet. There's business to.
Speaker 4: Do, business to do. Oh I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 6: And she handled that brilliantly as you'd expect, as you
Speaker 6: would expect.
Speaker 3: I like to think that my mele Tressina, who I
Speaker 3: also am highly fond of, ye would cope. But I
Speaker 3: just think that they're trying to bring it back for
Speaker 3: nostalgia reasons. Yeah, fucking go hard, bring Gretel back.
Speaker 2: Do it properly. They give Sonja kruget every fucking.
Speaker 6: Jobs nominated for a third fucking gold legging in a
Speaker 6: year like Bring Back My Gretel, Colleen. She's not done
Speaker 6: much since the Mast Singer when she went off first.
Speaker 2: So she also had a moment on Big Brother where
Speaker 2: there was a blackout.
Speaker 4: Oh all this I remember.
Speaker 2: So she was on stage and now I've got all
Speaker 2: the screens behind them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the screens.
Speaker 3: Went black and then the panic in her eyes set
Speaker 3: in only a little bit, Only a little bit, because
Speaker 3: it's Gretel and she can handle it, and she just
Speaker 3: had to wing it, basically. But she winged it beautifully
Speaker 3: during a fucking blackout.
Speaker 4: Oh that's how gret Okay.
Speaker 9: Well, we'll leave them to spend a day and a
Speaker 9: night wondering what it will feel like to.
Speaker 1: Have a million dollars, And in the meantime.
Speaker 9: I shall just ask Big Brother a simple question. Have
Speaker 9: we lost transmission?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 9: They're going, so I guess.
Speaker 1: I'll just make the rest up radio.
Speaker 9: Now there's just wait one second, good the ear piece.
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, everyone in my head, please be quiet.
Speaker 9: I am now going to give you the phone numbers
Speaker 9: for our two finalists in the Big Brother House.
Speaker 4: I do remember this.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's so relatable, Like I mean, I've done
Speaker 6: gigs where Mike's and shit have cut off completely, or
Speaker 6: I've forgotten a lyric and I go.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna make this shit up.
Speaker 3: It's very relatable. Can the voices in my head please
Speaker 3: be quiet?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I said that earlier today. Do you
Speaker 4: reckon that?
Speaker 1: They've asked Gretel and she's just gone, Nah, there's no
Speaker 1: way you're getting me back on that. Joe.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, because she has not had no
Speaker 3: work since the Master Singer. She pops up on Weekend Sunrise.
Speaker 3: It's like ash panelist. Yeah, it's been in our show opener,
Speaker 3: has she Yeah, she's the one that clapped back at
Speaker 3: the old guy that said Scott Morrison's the best prime
Speaker 3: minister we've ever had.
Speaker 2: She goes really well, good night. But she pops up
Speaker 2: on week in.
Speaker 3: Sunrise and they asked her outright when they will bring
Speaker 3: a big brother back, would you do it? And she
Speaker 3: didn't rule it out, So I feel like she's open
Speaker 3: to it, and she was proud of the show, and
Speaker 3: you know how pioneering it was.
Speaker 2: It was basically one big TikTok.
Speaker 3: Life we all just would glued to it to be
Speaker 3: like one of these ordinary humans going to do next.
Speaker 4: That's like the best way you could have ever put it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: The reason I said that this is your future career objective,
Speaker 3: Oscar is because is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 2: Should Oscar reply for Big Brother?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Please not be fucking perfect?
Speaker 1: Please? You have to do?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: Okay, So when it got announced, I'm not joking. My
Speaker 6: dams were flooded. Really yeah, like friends idiots.
Speaker 3: Sean texted me while he was at work. He goes,
Speaker 3: did you see the Big Brothers coming back? And also,
Speaker 3: don't you think that Oscar will be perfect?
Speaker 6: He messaged me and he said, let me be the
Speaker 6: first to tell you that you should be on it?
Speaker 6: And I said, I'm so sorry. You're actually the seventh
Speaker 6: person to tell me I should be on it.
Speaker 3: Sean, Sorry, we're in the penthouse. Come up, tell Oscar
Speaker 3: why he should be a Big Brother?
Speaker 7: Oh, Shuan, I should Oscar?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 7: Hello, yeah, you should absolutely be on Big Brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you will.
Speaker 11: Be undeniably a fan favorite, so entertaining, so funny.
Speaker 1: You are a producer's wet dream.
Speaker 4: Honestly, it's short.
Speaker 6: It can go one of two ways. For me, I'm
Speaker 6: either voted out first or I'm in the top two.
Speaker 6: But I've stabbed a lot of people in the backs again,
Speaker 6: like I like, you know, I've gotten there because the
Speaker 6: public loved me. But I'm going to be nominated every
Speaker 6: fucking week.
Speaker 3: In either case, whether you're boot it off first or last,
Speaker 3: you'll end up with a breakfast radio gig.
Speaker 2: It's Sarah j It's a win win.
Speaker 4: I know, I do. You know what I reckon? I
Speaker 4: should do it?
Speaker 11: Just like you don't start drummer, but you always find
Speaker 11: yourself surrounded by it, so's it would never be your fault.
Speaker 7: But you'll just be in the middle of everything.
Speaker 6: That's so true because I'm not actively looking for it,
Speaker 6: but it just happens to find me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I can't wait to watch.
Speaker 1: I'll start my complication.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sean.
Speaker 4: I did apply for them, like years ago.
Speaker 6: My friend and I were really drunk one night and
Speaker 6: we thought it'd be really dumb to just apply for
Speaker 6: Big Brother.
Speaker 3: It's actually a lot of hoops to jump through. So
Speaker 3: because Mitch and I applied for Jenna to be on
Speaker 3: it as a surprise for her, we feel that out
Speaker 3: for her, and fuck it took us agency do the application,
Speaker 3: and then you have to get through to a group audition,
Speaker 3: and then a second group audition, and then another one
Speaker 3: on one audition. It's a lot of hoops to jump through,
Speaker 3: but you can jump through hoops like the best of them?
Speaker 6: Is it just me on the fly? But with all
Speaker 6: the hoops, and yet they still cast duds?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? Because that's not reality television.
Speaker 6: In general, that you jump through so many hoops, But like,
Speaker 6: you think about the hoops that they jumped through, and
Speaker 6: then you look at.
Speaker 4: The final cast and how fucking boring they are, and you're.
Speaker 6: Like, really, because I'm definitely not the most interesting person
Speaker 6: in the world.
Speaker 3: But there no one's ever suggested that, really, is.
Speaker 1: It just me?
Speaker 6: You can follow the show online, just said a couple
Speaker 6: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch. I've done my gym.
Speaker 2: You two scars, paper rock, this ship. Who's gonna go first?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Hang on, contraceptive.
Speaker 3: Diaphram, Sam Versus Rovering Porter Oscar Caesar's paper Rocks, paper Rock?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, two rocks? Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 1: We're very intick, We're.
Speaker 4: Very INSI okay, ss paper.
Speaker 3: Rock sam one paper over rock panes every time?
Speaker 2: Sammy, where do you go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Is working retail? Just not actually
Speaker 1: enough money to live in Sydney?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Is it not?
Speaker 2: You're both here?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I mean define be alive.
Speaker 2: Because you know I wouldn't know. Yeah, I feel like that.
Speaker 1: Because today I'm a shell of a human being.
Speaker 3: Actually because Samsus started a new job for audiots that
Speaker 3: don't know. That's why we're doing the night shift. He
Speaker 3: wasn't a freelancer in bell and gym. But now am
Speaker 3: I allowed to say no? No, no, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6: You can't say, okay, well he works for a company
Speaker 6: and he's.
Speaker 3: Doing a Ryan Hart's pa. We're not allowed to say
Speaker 3: where he works in retail? But wait, do they not
Speaker 3: pay you much?
Speaker 2: I would have.
Speaker 3: Thought where you work, yeah, it'd be like not shit,
Speaker 3: it's not like you're at macas.
Speaker 1: No, it's not good. It's like basic award and oh
Speaker 1: is it basically?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, and what does that mean? It's like
Speaker 6: the bare minimum? Because because I've been working, I've never
Speaker 6: had a real job.
Speaker 1: I've been working in corporate for so long, and I've
Speaker 1: always got that thing of like, we really value diversity,
Speaker 1: in inclusive, and we really take care of our people.
Speaker 3: And I ham of the company values, don't they value?
Speaker 6: And the company values are coming from all a bunch
Speaker 6: of old white men. So do you know what like
Speaker 6: great diversity values that we have there?
Speaker 1: Surely? So after all of that, you would think that
Speaker 1: I would be burnt out to absolute death.
Speaker 2: You've only been there, not two weeks, but so yeah.
Speaker 1: Give it a month. Yeah, but I love we tell
Speaker 1: people are nice?
Speaker 4: What Yeah, Oh no they're not.
Speaker 1: But I'm excited because I get to talk to people
Speaker 1: every day and people are fucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, I could have told you that hello.
Speaker 1: But I feel like that's kind of weirdly the best
Speaker 1: part about it because every other corporate world, if anyone
Speaker 1: that works as a corporate girlie, it's always those things.
Speaker 1: You sit in the meetings and they all kind of
Speaker 1: hold hands and they talk about their you know how
Speaker 1: they're always going to be inclusive and they any corporate job,
Speaker 1: they're always going to talk about them like they have
Speaker 1: their values, and every single time it's all the things
Speaker 1: that they're terrible at.
Speaker 6: Have you found that when people walk in, because because
Speaker 6: we're men, that they feel like they can be a
Speaker 6: bit more like heinous and harsh towards you. I think so,
Speaker 6: because I've had some horrific things said to me by people,
Speaker 6: one that they would never Well, one woman asked me
Speaker 6: for had aids.
Speaker 2: No, how did she know?
Speaker 4: I think her husband might have told her. I don't know,
Speaker 4: but like you guys, remember when I was.
Speaker 2: She wondered where he got them.
Speaker 6: But you guys, remember when I was full head to
Speaker 6: toe covered in psoriasis and I had all those like scabs.
Speaker 6: Basically because I worked in retail public service, older women
Speaker 6: had no issue in saying what they thought towards me.
Speaker 4: And oh and one woman.
Speaker 2: Looked me for a name.
Speaker 4: She looked like a ruth.
Speaker 2: No, ruth sounds too pleasant. No, it's got to be
Speaker 2: like Bab. You got to say with the grunt. What
Speaker 2: did Bab say?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 6: Well, and she bought a handbag and bob Wood fucking
Speaker 6: and it was the fucking cheapest one, too, classic Bab.
Speaker 4: At least spend a thousand bucks.
Speaker 6: Then you can call me an aids ridden puff like
Speaker 6: I'm not about anyway. So she walked up so we
Speaker 6: went up to the counter and Bab gives me her
Speaker 6: credit card and then as I've packed it up for us,
Speaker 6: she's looked me in the iron gone, you know, if
Speaker 6: you've got a sickness, you shouldn't be in the public sector.
Speaker 6: And I looked at her and went, sorry, like I
Speaker 6: don't know what you mean. She goes, I know you've
Speaker 6: got AIDS, so you shouldn't be out in public. Fuck up, Bab, Well,
Speaker 6: I said, Bab, it's not AIDS, so you don't need
Speaker 6: to worry about it.
Speaker 3: So Sam, on a scale of one to Bob, what
Speaker 3: sort of arseholes are you dealing with in your job?
Speaker 1: Well, so far everyone that comes in is actually kind
Speaker 1: of lovely, so weirdly.
Speaker 4: I've got to get used to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Expected, I've gotten there expecting just the worst of you,
Speaker 1: and everyone's been nice, and I'm like, well, what can
Speaker 1: I get any stories out of that?
Speaker 6: Wow, I've been in retail too long, so I fucking
Speaker 6: hate every single one of them.
Speaker 2: Are you the problem? Oscar?
Speaker 4: I actually think I could be the problem?
Speaker 2: A right, Oscar?
Speaker 4: You got an in gym, I've got a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your turn, let's go off.
Speaker 4: Go Is it just me. Is springtime just fucked.
Speaker 6: Oh my fucking god, it is the worst time of
Speaker 6: the year. I hate everything about spring, and most importantly,
Speaker 6: I fucking hate the fact that I get hay fever.
Speaker 1: Oh no, same, I am from the moment I got
Speaker 1: back in Sydney. I've been here for three weeks and
Speaker 1: I've been sick from the moment I landed.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if you guys noticed, but we
Speaker 3: have a congested chicken, yes, and a congested contraceptive diaphram
Speaker 3: sam in our hands.
Speaker 1: Today we were talking about I'm fine, You're.
Speaker 2: Both stuffed to buggery.
Speaker 3: I've got the fucking Eucalyptus diffuse blasting twenty four even
Speaker 3: in this room in my penthouse, just so that you
Speaker 3: guys aren't all stuff.
Speaker 6: Which thank fuck, because like I'm not fluey or cold
Speaker 6: or any because I've got such a shit immunity that
Speaker 6: like when I because when I get sick, I get
Speaker 6: real fucking sick. And so I know it's not of cold,
Speaker 6: but because of all the fucking wind and the pop.
Speaker 1: Like out of all the things that I could have.
Speaker 4: Been allergic to, it's fucking pollen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a very convenient allergy.
Speaker 3: It's not like no nuts where you just go all right,
Speaker 3: I'll avoid nuts exactly.
Speaker 2: You can't avoid the air.
Speaker 4: No, I cannot avoid pollinated air.
Speaker 2: I feel like it might just be you.
Speaker 3: Maybe not just you, but in my circumstance, God, I'm
Speaker 3: quite glad that spring has sprung, even though I usually
Speaker 3: love the cold weather.
Speaker 2: You know how you hear a lot about like seasonal depression.
Speaker 3: Yeah, never used to affect me, but God had a miserable,
Speaker 3: bitter winter.
Speaker 1: Already, I know.
Speaker 3: But I've just noticed a real impact on my mood
Speaker 3: now that it's spring.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look, love the idea of spring, but like some
Speaker 6: people probably get hate fever for a couple of days,
Speaker 6: mine goes for the entirety of fucking spring, like saying.
Speaker 3: With my mother, yeah, I'm always like, Mum, are you crying?
Speaker 1: She's like no, is that? And the seasonal depression.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and like the Xytex help a demason helps me
Speaker 6: as well. And then I do the whenever I come
Speaker 6: and stay at my chalks, which is usually every weekend
Speaker 6: because I turn up at five am.
Speaker 2: I'm the chook the context yesh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Mitchell's the chalk for context, and you know we've
Speaker 6: got the diffuser on twenty five to eight, and it's
Speaker 6: just like I can't fucking cope.
Speaker 2: Can I just say, you've stayed with me many a spring,
Speaker 2: I've not seen you like this. You're a miss.
Speaker 1: Thank you? Look at you.
Speaker 2: Look at the sight I have before me an absolute wreck.
Speaker 1: And this is the problem immunity, no good. If there
Speaker 1: is one thing that retail has done for me community.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, I've got a would have the most fairl
Speaker 3: of the ferrul you would you coming into prown.
Speaker 4: Angus and coot?
Speaker 6: Yeah, working in retail as well? Where because no, hang
Speaker 6: on where we don't use that sorry when no fuckhead
Speaker 6: comes in and you know they come in and they're
Speaker 6: all sniffling and they go, oh allergies, AM all right?
Speaker 6: And like thank god when the mask was, when the
Speaker 6: masks were around and I was working in retail, no
Speaker 6: hay fever, no nahhing each you on the fly. Can
Speaker 6: we bring masks back?
Speaker 1: Yes, because just the moment I see more people out
Speaker 1: and about on a train, I just want I just
Speaker 1: want masks back. I don't want to wear one myself,
Speaker 1: I want everyone else.
Speaker 6: I agree, But also like if you're sick as a dog,
Speaker 6: don't walk into my store to buy a pair of jeans.
Speaker 4: Just fuck up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, go on, aceos your fuck.
Speaker 4: Go online, you dip ship.
Speaker 6: If you know what it is, don't get me to
Speaker 6: fucking find it for you, so you can fucking sniffle
Speaker 6: all over me a dog.
Speaker 2: And now look at you, and now look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm sick as a fucking dog.
Speaker 4: Wolf wolf, bitch.
Speaker 3: Why do I choose you as my podcast understudies when
Speaker 3: both of you can barely talk, which is the actually
Speaker 3: entry level requirement.
Speaker 2: Mitch and Jenner have fucked off. Both of you are crooked.
Speaker 2: Why do I bother?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Got something on your mind? Hit up at a couple
Speaker 1: of Mitchell's on Instagram to get yourself on the show.
Speaker 3: Yes, you guys know how it works every single Is
Speaker 3: it just me Monday? We like to check in with
Speaker 3: our idiots. See what's on your mind today. We're going
Speaker 3: to Jackson in Brisbane. What's he got to say for himself?
Speaker 1: Jackson, Jackson, give us a whirl.
Speaker 8: Jackson speaking.
Speaker 3: Hi, It's Mitchell Coombs here. I'm here with the Misfits,
Speaker 3: Oscar and Sam. Are you on speaker or some shit.
Speaker 8: I am put us up to your ear.
Speaker 4: Please do be very much appreciated.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Now, Jackson, what have we inter after you're doing today? Darlin?
Speaker 8: Look, I'm currently working from home.
Speaker 2: With all due respect. You sound naked.
Speaker 8: Oh bye, I am naked.
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 4: It's a been a long day.
Speaker 8: Look, I have to work from twelve to eight thirty tonight.
Speaker 2: Jeez, what do you do?
Speaker 8: I literally am just data entry and I put bookings
Speaker 8: in all day for a mining company.
Speaker 2: So you sound as enthusiastic about that as you should.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I used to work like in like the villages for
Speaker 8: this company, and then I was like, I can't do
Speaker 8: it anymore from home.
Speaker 2: Wait, so were you actually in the mine with them
Speaker 2: doing data entry?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Pretty much.
Speaker 8: We're like all the accommodation side of things are not
Speaker 8: actually in the mines. Sadly not not that cool.
Speaker 6: But the mine was in the background. It was a
Speaker 6: nice pretty view against the mid day, it wasn't it dull?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Now you've got to look out to say a big
Speaker 1: mouth of rock, didn't you?
Speaker 2: Just like when I stayed it all the arue?
Speaker 4: Beautiful? I love rue, isn't it now?
Speaker 2: Jackson?
Speaker 3: We want to hear you just me. Is it about work?
Speaker 3: Have you got something to get off your chest?
Speaker 8: It is definitely about work.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Bradley's ready to go. You let us know
Speaker 2: when you're ready to go.
Speaker 8: All right, I'm ready when you's up.
Speaker 1: Is it just me.
Speaker 8: Quitting your job? Not longer you started? Should be left
Speaker 8: round upon?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Absolutely, You've hit the nail on the head there, Jackson.
Speaker 1: I fucking agree, because.
Speaker 3: People get a bit stressed, don't they. They're like, I
Speaker 3: can't quit immediately. It's not a good look on the resume.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So climb back to my job that I'm currently
Speaker 8: at now. But I left to go to another company
Speaker 8: because they're offering better perk and everything like that. Fair Anyway,
Speaker 8: I started at the job, I flee from Brisbane to
Speaker 8: this random place called Clark Creek, which is the middle
Speaker 8: of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Clark Creek. I'm googling. I want to see this place.
Speaker 4: That sounds like well creaked, that's a bit scared.
Speaker 8: It's wind turbine farm.
Speaker 1: Oh oh what the big spinny white things. Yeah.
Speaker 8: And I was like, well, I was like in the
Speaker 8: accommodation sile thing at the little camp down below. Oh, girl,
Speaker 8: and literally in my third day in I said, oh,
Speaker 8: I got a phone called I got a take and
Speaker 8: I went to my room, packed up my whole room
Speaker 8: and message front of my friends who was an hour away,
Speaker 8: come pick me up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what was so bad about it?
Speaker 4: Jackson?
Speaker 5: I just don't like it?
Speaker 2: And so did you have to go crawling back to
Speaker 2: the mine?
Speaker 8: So it's so funny. So I wrung my old boss
Speaker 8: and I explained to I was like, look, I really
Speaker 8: hate it. And he started laughing and he said, it's
Speaker 8: all good. You can come back and stay the night.
Speaker 2: Oh do you know what I did the same thing.
Speaker 2: I worked at Macas.
Speaker 3: I quit because I thought the grass would be green
Speaker 3: at IgA and I hated working at IgA. So I
Speaker 3: went crawling back to maccas and they were like, can
Speaker 3: you start this weekend? I was like, yes, put me
Speaker 3: back in the drive through where I belonged.
Speaker 1: Jackson, You go and work for renewable energy for all
Speaker 1: of three weeks and then you yearned for the mines.
Speaker 2: That's where the money is, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's all underground.
Speaker 2: It's for context idiots.
Speaker 3: Clark Creek is a nine hour drive north of Brisbane
Speaker 3: and it's not in the middle of nowhere, but it's
Speaker 3: certainly nowhere. Good.
Speaker 8: It doesn't it doesn't even have anything. And for the reception,
Speaker 8: the work, well, one of my big things was you
Speaker 8: can only have reception with the Wi Fi at the
Speaker 8: camp and they said to me, oh, sometimes it cuts
Speaker 8: out and doesn't work for a few days. And I
Speaker 8: was like, no, I can't.
Speaker 4: Just make anything better.
Speaker 8: If you go down to the paddock where the cows are,
Speaker 8: you might get some reception. And I was like, no,
Speaker 8: that's not for me. And because I'm really into roadblocks
Speaker 8: at the moment.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, a little bit of a game a girl.
Speaker 8: Well, I only played dress to impress.
Speaker 3: I was trying to play that last night. What do
Speaker 3: I have to unlock on roadblocks to get to that point?
Speaker 8: I don't have to unlock anything. You just need to pay.
Speaker 8: You need to pay for vin I.
Speaker 2: Don't pay to be they play.
Speaker 4: That Jackson, Jackson, Can you give as a v I
Speaker 4: pay code?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like sixteen dollars. How much it's sixteen dollars
Speaker 8: from the.
Speaker 2: IP a month?
Speaker 8: No, No, just if I can turn it about it,
Speaker 8: I can just say a sixteen mark.
Speaker 2: Oh, you just pay sixteen once and you're good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can do that. I can do that. No great tip.
Speaker 2: Sean wanted to play dress through Impress last night. We
Speaker 2: could not figure it out.
Speaker 3: Thank you for that, Jackson. That's actually more important than
Speaker 3: anything else you've said.
Speaker 4: I've really fucking learned something.
Speaker 8: Actually, it's surprising who plays Dressed to Impress. Like my
Speaker 8: partner who's the school principal, absolutely loves playing.
Speaker 2: A school prince.
Speaker 1: Do they verse the kids or like, I don't know.
Speaker 8: Who plays, but he does get pretty competitives and starts
Speaker 8: yelling at as MyPad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: See that sounds like me, Jackson.
Speaker 6: I've got to be careful with those competitive games because
Speaker 6: I get real fucking angry because that I'm like, how.
Speaker 4: Did I not win?
Speaker 6: That was a gorgeous litter sequent and dress and you've
Speaker 6: given it to some fuad and a fascinated.
Speaker 8: It is a pretty rigged game, and you'll see people
Speaker 8: say like farming and people join all together because at
Speaker 8: the end of it, you all vote each other, and
Speaker 8: people gang up together and all give each other a
Speaker 8: high point and their outfits are absolutely trash and it
Speaker 8: angers me.
Speaker 4: Oh that sounds like Survivor.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got all of that to look forward to Jackson.
Speaker 2: Thanks for your call, Darland.
Speaker 3: Once Price keeping clocks back on, she will send you
Speaker 3: a type bag as a little thank you for coming on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thanks you coming, Jack.
Speaker 8: Do it awesome? Thank you.
Speaker 1: I love that chair.
Speaker 3: And if you want to come on with an is
Speaker 3: it just me of your own at couple of mitches
Speaker 3: is where you can dms on Instagram or you can
Speaker 3: send us a text. We do have a phone number,
Speaker 3: we do. You all know the jingle by now. I'm
Speaker 3: sure Oscar performs it, yes.
Speaker 2: Play it every week. Seeing as you're here, you may.
Speaker 3: As well do an acoustic version. Oh yeah, better actually
Speaker 3: not acoustic, a live version. And Sam wants to bring
Speaker 3: out the bean ja.
Speaker 6: I don't know, Sam v clarly ready to go to
Speaker 6: I do actually just don't get it out.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Are you going to do the jingle live? Because I
Speaker 2: did bring the karaoke version?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I better do. I better do my MTV unplugged
Speaker 6: version four.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, if you want to send us a text, idiots,
Speaker 3: you can send us a text on this number.
Speaker 4: Double two nine four. It's a version.
Speaker 10: O two to nine to zero two oh for two
Speaker 10: to nine pay to zero.
Speaker 2: Two comes the key change.
Speaker 10: Oh far to nine floray to zero two.
Speaker 1: For to night you come to do.
Speaker 3: High favor and a yeah, gorgeous, hey favor. Hardly know
Speaker 3: I can still sing. Try and stop me al he's
Speaker 3: actually got the tissues out. Oh god, fuck me, we better.
Speaker 2: Go with you.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry, idiots, I'm just I'm not a well
Speaker 6: chalked but I'm still fucking here.
Speaker 1: That's alright. I'm gonna make you some soup and get
Speaker 1: your down a bit. Thanks.
Speaker 3: We will be back on Wednesday, of course. Yeah, one
Speaker 3: week only. Mitchell and the Misfits once Cheery and Jenna
Speaker 3: finished their little gallivant around the fucking country whatever they're doing.
Speaker 4: Hey, nice galvan away. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening against.
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast out.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 3: we pretend the show is done. We keep talking.
Speaker 2: See what is there? Sam? I kept it a secret
Speaker 2: till the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're forgetting that. I don't care.
Speaker 2: No, that's not lost on me. Trust me. That is
Speaker 2: clear as day to me.
Speaker 3: Darling, You're lucky to be invited back after the absolute
Speaker 3: abomination leaking company secrets.
Speaker 2: I would never leak secrets about your workplace. Wallace, Bishop.
Speaker 1: Wallace, I have not heard that in decades. What is
Speaker 1: Wallace doing these days?
Speaker 2: Is it actually his full name Wallace, Jeremy Bishop or something?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon it was a guy? It has to
Speaker 1: be a guy.
Speaker 2: Have you met a woman named Wallace?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Should we check in with no offense my ogs?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, we better Jenner Benson and Mitchell something can't remember
Speaker 2: his name. We'll see what they're up to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go on.
Speaker 2: I know for a fact that I.
Speaker 1: Got to check in with my with our Jenna, like
Speaker 1: miss down a misfait, Shut up, don't rub it in.
Speaker 3: I know I'm not one of you. I know for
Speaker 3: the fact that Jenna is spending a bit of time
Speaker 3: in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: God, why cheery.
Speaker 3: Fucking God knows I put any money on the fact
Speaker 3: that he's at a relative's birthday or something, a christening,
Speaker 3: an anniversary something.
Speaker 2: She would Let's go Jenna first.
Speaker 4: Oh good, our Jenna will pick up surely, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Oh she's understand.
Speaker 1: Oh what's a bedtime?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Famously she does go to bed at five o'clock.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's just fully not got a phone on.
Speaker 4: She's not out of credit, her Dodo didn't come through.
Speaker 2: Hang on, let's try.
Speaker 1: Cheery, let's try right. Pick up clean.
Speaker 2: Ten bucks says is at a family event.
Speaker 1: Twenty that it's someone's half birthday. Hello, Hello, you're on
Speaker 1: the Is It just Me?
Speaker 2: Podcast?
Speaker 1: Have you heard of it?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 1: I have heard of it?
Speaker 5: Is Mitch Jerry there, No.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 5: Actually, I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: What are you up to right now?
Speaker 5: I quite literally just said goodbye to the family. It's
Speaker 5: a family dinner. It's my sister Becky's birthday.
Speaker 2: I said, is it a family fucking birthday or something?
Speaker 5: Becky's birthday?
Speaker 1: Detective Becky, thank you for your seven.
Speaker 6: I did raise the stakes to you because I said,
Speaker 6: twenty bucks. It's a family's half birthday, So I don't
Speaker 6: know if who won that one.
Speaker 1: To be honest, close, No, it's close.
Speaker 5: It was Auntie Christ's birthday to it's my birthday next week,
Speaker 5: so we all kind of come to it. We did
Speaker 5: one of those birthday songs where you go happy birthday
Speaker 5: to Becky, Christine and Mitch.
Speaker 1: Like we all got.
Speaker 5: Yes, it pisses me off. I hate it because Becky
Speaker 5: and Chris seena the same week. But I'm like ten
Speaker 5: days after. I don't think I should be packed on
Speaker 5: the end.
Speaker 3: Of the yeahs would miss an opportunity to throw a
Speaker 3: separate birthday gathering.
Speaker 2: You'll get one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, you'll get one, Darling, thank you.
Speaker 5: And I hope. So who is there, Jenner?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 5: Have you started taking testosterone?
Speaker 1: You I've just got a heavy cold. It's you know,
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to cats. It turns out is that by
Speaker 1: contraceptive diaphragm.
Speaker 5: Hell Darling, Oh my god, Sam, this is funny boys
Speaker 5: having you boys having a good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the best time I've ever had on this podcast.
Speaker 5: Very funny. Okay, all right, well do.
Speaker 2: You know it's weird? Mitch. I'm now a misfit.
Speaker 5: No, you're not.
Speaker 1: That's why I am.
Speaker 2: I am, and so with jen I. So you're the
Speaker 2: only one that is in a misfit. So you've actually
Speaker 2: been excluded in a way. You're out numbers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank god, thank god.
Speaker 6: We've indicted Mitchell Kansas misfits. So it's miss fit Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 5: Well, but I mean that's fine. Technically we employed the
Speaker 5: miss fitz Mitchell, so i'm you send your pace it
Speaker 5: to me and I'll approve if.
Speaker 1: You need.
Speaker 2: Pay slip.
Speaker 4: When do we get those?
Speaker 1: Is the corporate travel still in that because there's something
Speaker 1: outstanding from last time?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we went through your phone bill and there's
Speaker 5: there's a couple of shady calls and you've used the
Speaker 5: company cards for.
Speaker 3: Now. I don't think that I've forgotten your birthday. Next week,
Speaker 3: big things planned, don't worry.
Speaker 5: Oh, I can't wait. No, I'm excited. I'm very I'm excited. Yeah,
Speaker 5: next week.
Speaker 2: I would never forget.
Speaker 1: Never.
Speaker 5: Now what what? What's happening on the show? Is that
Speaker 5: boring that you had to call me? What's happened?
Speaker 3: It wasn't that boring. I just thought I would check
Speaker 3: in and see what you're up to. But after this
Speaker 3: sort of fucking at you know what? Sorry tunnel. By
Speaker 3: the way, I don't have big things planned. What should
Speaker 3: I do for his birth sh Well.
Speaker 6: We'll be competing with the family. They're going to throw
Speaker 6: a big do cash is going to come out of
Speaker 6: a hate No.
Speaker 3: But the problem I have is that cheery buys expensive shit,
Speaker 3: and like if he wants it, he'll just get it.
Speaker 3: Like he's all into the fashion. He'll just buy one
Speaker 3: four hundred dollar broach where at once and he's.
Speaker 1: Done with it.
Speaker 6: He does have a good, extensive collection of Ntella VERSACEI yes,
Speaker 6: he's got the Louise Bouton roll on, Yeah he does. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's it's quite nice, Dolce and Gabon.
Speaker 2: What do I do for his birthday?
Speaker 1: I mean I could use my discounted Wallace and Grommet
Speaker 1: and maybe, right.
Speaker 4: Okay, should we does that make me the way rabbit?
Speaker 2: Should we try Jenner again? Yeah, let's try Jenna come on,
Speaker 2: ten Bucks says that she's not going to answer.
Speaker 5: There we go.
Speaker 3: I'm cleaning up this episode. He was at a relative's birthday.
Speaker 3: I told you he was on a relative's birthday.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and Jenna's dead like she loved just hanging Sam.
Speaker 6: I don't know how I feel about that. We're gonna
Speaker 6: have to have a Misfits meeting and we're going to
Speaker 6: have to.
Speaker 3: The group chat that I'm not in. Yeah, well I
Speaker 3: expect to be added now. Actually better one queen, miss fit?
Speaker 1: Do we have to Yeah? No? No, okay, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: we'll wait to No, we'll make a whole new one.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: Why did you say about me in the existing one?
Speaker 1: Of course, of course absolutely, I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 2: Why did you actually? No, of course not so I
Speaker 2: don't mind if you did. I don't want to read it.
Speaker 1: But did you I don't think we did, But now
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: It was all Jenna.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's why she said those forty eight messages,
Speaker 1: just ranting that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she just talks too much, evidently.
Speaker 6: I don't think the only thing I can think of,
Speaker 6: the only thing I can think of is when you said, oh,
Speaker 6: Mitch wants to do this, and I said, oh, like
Speaker 6: like when you were going to come on for the
Speaker 6: fourth ape and I couldn't do it. I've got bumpy
Speaker 6: because I had like sixteen fucking doctors appointments, because I'm
Speaker 6: an unwell woman with the.
Speaker 2: Staining of you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was. I think I think all I
Speaker 1: said was nah, fucking because I've got to come all
Speaker 1: the way from Bellingen, which is not which is.
Speaker 10: Not that far.
Speaker 4: No, it's not far.
Speaker 2: Did you say nah fuck him about me? I think?
Speaker 1: So let me go through the messages.
Speaker 2: That's interesting.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, no, there we go the quote now fuck him?
Speaker 1: There it is.
Speaker 2: Well, well, we hope this podcast make better today idiots.
Speaker 2: That's all just two percent.
Speaker 1: Do you feel honored to be mister Mitchell?
Speaker 2: You're honest as it is. You should know the response.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, Sam, we hope this podcast made you feel
Speaker 3: at least two percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all just two percent, and so we do with
Speaker 2: less attitude next time.
Speaker 1: You know what we're going to say, Yes, don't you
Speaker 1: feel honored to be miss fit Mitchell? Yes?
Speaker 3: I do you know?
Speaker 2: It's Mitchell in the Misfits. So I was quite clear.
Speaker 1: It was one of those rare things where there's bin
Speaker 1: offs better than the original.
Speaker 2: What's this It's act is so much to keep up with?
Speaker 2: What's the spinoff?
Speaker 6: Well, I was gonna say, this is the spinoff of
Speaker 6: the spinoff? Oh yeah, this is this is this is
Speaker 6: Mandy and George's first wedding as opposed to Young Sheldon.
Speaker 1: Again with the shows, what are you watching? What is
Speaker 1: your tv Q?
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you this is like, No, that's too
Speaker 3: nache never mom. I was gonna say, it's like when
Speaker 3: packed to the rafters went to ship. So they're like,
Speaker 3: bring back Nathan. We need one rafter on Nathan.
Speaker 4: I mean, you say it's Nige.
Speaker 3: I got it, yeah right, because they were like, all
Speaker 3: the rafters are gone. We need to bring at least
Speaker 3: one back, even if it's the worst one. Bring back one, Mitch,
Speaker 3: just one, just the one for consistency.
Speaker 4: It just happens to be the worst one.
Speaker 1: Not just checking.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: We will be back on Wednesday, because unlike you ship misfits,
Speaker 3: we're doing two episodes a week.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're doing double the work, Sammy.
Speaker 3: Now we'll be back on Wednesday, and then Mitch and
Speaker 3: Jenner will be back on Monday's episode next week and
Speaker 3: it will be cheer birthday. Fuck knows what I'm going
Speaker 3: to do for it. Any in suggestions, ideas, please let
Speaker 3: me know.
Speaker 2: Not in the group, because he'll see it.
Speaker 4: No, he'll say it.
Speaker 2: Just let me know.
Speaker 1: We'll just get like a bargain on Facebook marketplace where
Speaker 1: he's got to argue to win it. He'll love it.
Speaker 2: I was just tell him that I barred it, and
Speaker 2: he'll respect that. He'll respect the hustle.
Speaker 1: He actually, oh, he would respect the muscle.
Speaker 2: On ye, you've got to haggle we've got a haggle.
Speaker 4: That's what they all do.
Speaker 2: I don't respect if it don't. Let's not start this.
Speaker 4: I was going to say the same before DAT catch you.
Speaker 2: Then it is?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of
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