WEBVTT - MITCHELL & THE MISFITS: Hayfever?! 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:08.200 I'm still to play a couple of miss fits. 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:11.240 Hello you. 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:13.640 Fuck. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:15.520 That's right. We're one Mitch down, aren't we. 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:18.560 So this week, for the next two episodes, you've got 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:22.320 Mitchell and the Misfits. So let's say hello you two 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.360 raven reporter Oscar and contraceptive Diaphram Sam. 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:26.040 Welcome back. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:27.080 Hello. 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.080 If you did listen to the Misfits during our June break, 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:33.200 it was Oscar, Sam and Jenna. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:37.840 I am now a misfit. Yeah, I've been inaugurating. 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:39.879 Welcome Misfit. 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:40.280 Mitch. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.320 It's so good to have you. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:45.040 Honestly, it's an honor for you. I'm sure. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:47.960 Don't always use stalin. 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:50.320 Yes, I must apologize to our idiots for leaving you 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:52.400 in the lurch last week. I just decided to stay 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:53.560 on a bug and get a bit longer. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:54.920 Yeah. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:54.400 Yeah. 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:58.120 And now Cheery and Jenner off in their little radio holidays. 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.080 They get a certain amount of weeks per year, so 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:01.760 they're on holidays, and I thought, funk, I've got to 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:04.680 pull something together, and here we are Mitchell and the Misfit. 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:10.000 It's like a play on Josie and the Pussycats. Who oh, 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.800 it's an eighties cartoon. Who and the what Jaz and 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:13.680 the pussy Cats? 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:14.880 Never heard of them? 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:16.400 I will go and watch it Dale. 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:16.959 It's what the. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:18.960 Fuck would you know about eighties cartoons? 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:19.560 I don't know. 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.600 I fell down a rabbit hole one day and I 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:23.640 just ended up on joc and the Pussycats, and I 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.320 got confused because I thought it was Josie the pussy 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.839 Cat dolls. So I was I was expected went don't 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.680 you wish your girlfriend was hot? 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:32.920 You know what I mean? And none of that. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:37.160 It was just cats, not the musical, I hope. I 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.039 got to ask, what do you guys think of my penthouse? 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:40.720 You've seen it before, Mitch or Jenner. 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:42.759 We're alive from. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:46.240 The penthouse is the phouse? The penthouse is gorgeous, thank you. 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:47.480 Definitely an upgrade. 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:49.320 I got to say, if it's me on the fly, 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:51.920 is having stairs a huge inconvenience? 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:52.800 Ah? 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.280 So No, no, no, every place I've lived in in 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:58.080 Sydney has had the narrowest stairs possible. 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:59.880 Oh I've been to those ones where it's like a 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:04.360 spiral ladder, They're so narrow. Yeah, I've inspected those places 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:05.720 and gone nat No. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:08.919 You just have to basically like pull apart every item 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:10.040 of furniture to get a mask. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.040 Yeah, yeah, because he just there was no physical way 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:12.360 of doing it. 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.560 My brother's a laborer too, so watching him trying to 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.359 like navigate it, and I'm. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:21.280 Like, fuck, my stairs are quite spacious. The problem is 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:22.680 that I'm just lazy as fuck. 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:24.120 That is a problem. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.240 I was trying to find a spot to put my 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.040 keys because when I first moved in, I kept losing them. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.080 I didn't have like a designated key bowl, and so 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:33.480 when I had to leave the house, I was like, 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:34.480 where the fuck are my keys? 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.000 And it was a real internal battle. I'm like, do 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:38.679 I put them upstairs or downstairs? 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:40.720 Because what if I'm upstairs and need to leave the 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.320 house they have to run down or vice versa. So 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:45.840 I was like, yeah, what if I put a hook 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:50.000 halfway up the stairs, so in either case, I don't 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:50.960 have to walk that far. 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:52.880 Honestly, it's a lazy woman's dream. 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:55.640 Or if I can take something downstairs, yeah, like to 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:58.320 the washing basket or something, I'll put them by the 0:02:58.320 --> 0:02:59.880 stairs because I'm like, I've got to make the one 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:00.560 trip count. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.200 I'm not walking downstairs for one thing. I got to 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:03.880 load up. 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:07.320 You know what I Mean's just so much more to 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.840 deal with. I miss my pidly one better apartment. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:11.720 Do you know what I miss it too? 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:11.880 For? 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:14.400 Obviously our memories, which. 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:16.320 We won't speak of now. Listen. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.800 If you are new here and it's your first time listening, 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:21.799 this is the drill. Every episode we start with an 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.880 is it just me? Each which is something we've noticed, 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:27.440 hate or appreciate. My agin has to do with your 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.280 future career objectives, Oscar. 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.400 I've got it all mapped out. Call me your manager, Mitchell. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:35.960 That's excited manager, Mitchell. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:42.760 Ever rock and sport and friggin' comedy. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:47.280 That's me, Rock, sport, comedy and fucking chalks. 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.360 What about you, guys? What do you got You've got 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:51.240 one prepared? Surely? 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:53.080 Yeah, I guess No, I've. 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:56.840 Got one prepared. Mine's actually mine's quite general. I feel 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:57.840 like mine. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:00.680 That's a ship hook, but general. 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:01.200 Oh no. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.560 I just feel like everyone can relate to it, you know, 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.160 like it doesn't just necessarily apply to one person. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:08.120 But what if the answer is is it just me? 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:11.720 And we say yes, it's just you, it's not that relatable. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:14.040 But then I'll just talk about it because I love talking. 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.479 Fair enough, fair enough here, what are your god have 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:17.359 you got a good hook in you? 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:19.320 Let me think. 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:21.920 We don't have all night? 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:23.720 No, I don't. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.560 Okay, no, do you know what? I refuse to move on? 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:27.160 We're in no. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:28.640 Rush, no rush. 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.800 Actually give a good hook guy. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:31.359 Okay. 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:33.000 And by the way, I just thought of that on 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.680 the spot. I had not prepared my hook. 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:37.680 Okay, hang on, wait, I think I have it. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:38.600 I'm good, all right? 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.280 Do I get like a drum roll or something? No, 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:45.360 I'll just google it. Yeah, okay, it gives me more 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:47.400 time to fucking token straight man. 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:49.960 Hang on where it's loading, beggar. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:56.640 Any Australian corporate slut will absolutely relate to this. 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:58.320 That's way better. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:01.560 Like that. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:02.800 Yeah, well done. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:04.320 Yeah, that's gorgeous. 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:07.600 And for you Oscar, well minds about why I'm having 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:10.279 a fucking awful time at this time of year. 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:14.960 Honestly, that's why it's my most fucking hated time of year. 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:19.520 Great, I'm going to selfishly kick things off. Are we ready, 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:20.159 miss fits? 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.960 Yeah, let's go, Bradley. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:25.200 Is it just me? 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.200 Should they just fucking get Gretel Colleen back on big brother? 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.200 Absolutely? 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.960 Yes, please, so fucking about. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.680 I don't care if she's old and gray, She's embraced 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:39.160 the gray hair. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.200 It's quite gorgeous, actually fantastic. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.280 Yeah, she could do the bottle blonde, but she's like, no, 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.080 I'm going great and it's beautiful. 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:46.000 I love so. 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:46.400 Gretel. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.400 Colleen was the original host of Big Brother in Australia 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:52.680 in the heyday when it was live, the nominations. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:54.080 It was on every fucking. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.240 Night of the weekend, all of it. Yeah. 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:58.640 Yeah, it was very like pioneering at the time, like. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:01.800 Pre social media. It was all pre social media, and 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:02.400 it's not like. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:05.120 Reality shows today where they make them do elaborate shit. 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:08.839 Like climb mountains and eat insects and ship. They just 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.920 sat around and talked ship and it was so fascinating, 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:13.119 so fashion. 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.840 I still remember that first season and like I couldn't 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:17.280 tell you who was on her. But at the same 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.200 I don't remember it that well too. I don't remember 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.880 it that well because I wasn't like an avid watcher. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.560 But my favorite thing about it even as a Chu, 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:25.360 because I was in primary school when that she came out, 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.400 because I was I was very young chicken. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:30.280 The only I was a chi. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:35.479 I was a chick, But I just the only name 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.400 that sticks out to me in the earlier seasons is 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.440 this woman named Crystal, and I just remember she was 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:40.160 fucking awful. 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:41.200 I remember Crystal. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.360 I just remember she was awful. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.279 But do you remember Christy Swan on there? 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.000 A lot of people don't realize that's where Christy Swan 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.240 beloved Astroullian broadcast that got her start. 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:54.840 I had no idea Christy. Oh, I'm actually very ashamed 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:55.040 of that. 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:59.280 Christy Swan got her first start on Big Brother. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:00.160 I still I. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.480 Remember the scene of her and Reggie on the banana 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.880 lounges by the pool of a night, just bitching about men. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.400 And it was so raw and it was so fascinating. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.480 And honestly, I look back at it and to think 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:11.760 I now do the same thing. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.760 But honestly, the best part of that was Gretel Colleen 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.440 the host. And this week they announced they're bringing back 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:18.200 Big Brother. 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.200 Yes they did, because they. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.760 Flirted with Channel seven for a couple of years. But 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:26.360 it was bullshit. They Soper format that it wasn't live. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:29.480 It was pre recorded in a shed. Yeah, you couldn't 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:32.000 vote for anyone. It was all pre recorded. It was 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.400 just a bunch of fuck wits in a shed playing games. 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:35.800 And that's how they scored points. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.720 It was just a bit Big Brother meets Survivor and 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:39.680 Ninja Warrior. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:40.320 It wasn't good. 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:42.520 A little bit of Love Island on there as well. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.000 Yeah, like for some reason, like all the reality shows, 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:47.040 they just want you to basically be hot, which is 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:50.840 why none of them caught me back. But like it's like, yeah, 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:52.280 a mix of all that with Love Island because it 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:56.000 was just absolutely fucking dumb hot people who have nothing 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.280 to say. They just all sat around like they. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.560 Weren't real people like Reggie from the Fish and Chip 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:01.640 Shop right back in the day. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.360 And so they're bringing back o G Big Brother. It 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:05.280 was announce last week. 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:07.400 Channel ten made such a point of it, being like, no, 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.640 we're going to make it just like the good old days. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.080 Yeah, but I broke, don't fix it. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:15.840 However, my Gretel is not returning as the host. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:16.800 I'm devastated. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.680 They've got Meltresina, who, by the way, no beef. I 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:23.480 rate her so hard. She's from the Cheap Seats. Those 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.680 that watch the Cheap Seats, it's like a bit niche. 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:29.640 Like those that watch it love it. They certainly love Meltresina. Yeah, 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.320 but there were a lot of comments being like who. 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:34.520 Yeah, dead sat. But I feel like no one knew 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:36.600 who Gretel was when she started. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.640 And that's how she absolutely made her mark. I've got 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:40.320 a couple of Gretel's best bits, Can. 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:41.280 I just plase, please? 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:42.040 Please please? 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:43.920 I do so. I'm just going to prove why I 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:44.880 love Gretel so much. 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:46.640 And by the way, some of her idiots might have 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.520 heard this story before, but I wrote fan mail to 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:52.000 Gretel Colleen, did you you? 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:52.800 Yeah? 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:57.200 I wrote a full letter, adorable, Hi, Gretel. Big Brother's 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:59.400 my favorite show. I don't know what to do with 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:02.920 myself when it's not on. And I write it in text. Oh, 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:04.599 and I put it in an envelope. But mom and 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.320 Dad had to say to me, oh, we don't know 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:10.040 our address mate, we can't send her. But fast forward 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.880 to now, and I know for a fact they could 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:15.120 have googled her management and they could have made an effort, 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:16.560 but that was just like, nah, they'll let it's. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:18.600 Going nowhere, Jane and I and do better. 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.200 But I fell in love with Gretel because it was 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:24.880 live and dangerous, the original Big Brother. Oh, and fuck 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.680 ups happened and she coped beautifully. There was just a 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:32.160 certain stillness and calmness about her. Yeah, even when things 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:32.880 went tits up. 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:33.800 Do you remember Merlin? 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:36.400 No, was that the guy that came out with like 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:37.720 the tape on mouse? 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:38.760 Yeah? 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.680 So, Oscar, you didn't see this, I don't think so. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.840 It's not ringing any bells, but I'm very intrigued. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.079 Oh you're too young for it. Fuck, we're old see No. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.600 Yeah, So Marlon was evicted from the Big Brother House 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:51.640 and in typical fashion, they walk down the big runway, 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.400 they come out of the house and walk onto the stage. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:58.319 Gretel interviews them, they get some prizes off they fuck right. Merlin, 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.240 as he got on age to go down the catwalk, 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.319 he pulls out a bit of tape from his pocket stick. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.680 He tapes his mouth and then pulls out a sign 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.240 that says free the refugees. 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:07.720 Yeah. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:13.880 Oh, and Gretel was like, my fuck, we're live. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.600 I've got a five minute segment to fill, right, and 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.080 this clown's got tape on his mouth. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.800 Wow, And like Merlin. 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:25.240 Beautiful moment. You know, we're still talking about it to 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:25.840 this day. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:26.920 Very powerful statement. 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:28.040 But also, god, he was. 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.000 Always so fucking weird on that show. He was always 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:30.440 a weirdo. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.280 I got to say, so Gretel already had an uphill 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.319 battle even if he had the tape off his fucking mouth. 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.160 And then then she's like, oh Jesus Christ, he's taped 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:39.480 his mouth. What am I going to do with this 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:43.160 five minutes? But she coped beautifully. So this is as 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.400 Merlin walks on stage, She's spotted the tape spot of 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:45.880 the sign. 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:57.800 Merlin, Merlin, are you going to speak? 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:06.359 Shush shuh the way she yelled the crowd shush sureshi. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:13.240 Everybody sit down and be quiet. Merlin, Can I ask 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:14.960 you a simple mathematical question? 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:17.439 This segment is five minutes? 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:18.640 Are you going to speak at all? 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:25.920 So what I'll do? 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:28.880 No? 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.520 Be quiet, please, We've got business to do. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.640 I'm sure we've all had plenty of time. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.520 To absorb Merlin's message, which is a valid message, and 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:43.160 may I say, a good opportunity to express it. Well done, 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:50.360 a very good I will fulfill some of my obligations, 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:52.280 which are to present the prizes. 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:58.280 Settle down, settle down, Come on. 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.800 This is not a situation about booing or cheering. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:04.640 This is about moving right along. 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:08.280 I'd like to talk, strangely enough about the lovely room, 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:12.360 boil watch the two three phones and the holiday. But 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:15.440 it looks like I'll be enjoying, don't thank you very much? 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:16.360 Oh? 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.800 I love her so obviously it's part of her job 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.360 to give Merlin the prizes, and he goes, wow, a 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:25.960 free holiday, tell her three mobile flip phones. How exciting, 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:29.400 And she's like, I've got to do these client obligations. Yeah, 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:31.640 but this guy won't react, so I'll just get them done. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.520 She threw to a break and then she came back 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.360 and spoke to the house. She had five minutes to 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:36.280 feel and she did it like. 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:37.800 A pro god. Honestly. 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:42.840 The one phrase, the one phrase that's still from that 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.880 that has just stuck with me, is let's get to business. 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:47.800 Quiet. There's business to. 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:50.560 Do, business to do. Oh I love that. 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:51.000 I love that. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:51.520 I love her. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:54.439 And she handled that brilliantly as you'd expect, as you 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:55.160 would expect. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.640 I like to think that my mele Tressina, who I 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.080 also am highly fond of, ye would cope. But I 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:02.439 just think that they're trying to bring it back for 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:06.000 nostalgia reasons. Yeah, fucking go hard, bring Gretel back. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.520 Do it properly. They give Sonja kruget every fucking. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:13.040 Jobs nominated for a third fucking gold legging in a 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:16.560 year like Bring Back My Gretel, Colleen. She's not done 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.760 much since the Mast Singer when she went off first. 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.240 So she also had a moment on Big Brother where 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:23.360 there was a blackout. 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:25.320 Oh all this I remember. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:26.920 So she was on stage and now I've got all 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:28.040 the screens behind them. 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:29.360 Yeah, the screens. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.360 Went black and then the panic in her eyes set 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.600 in only a little bit, Only a little bit, because 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.400 it's Gretel and she can handle it, and she just 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.120 had to wing it, basically. But she winged it beautifully 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:40.920 during a fucking blackout. 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.720 Oh that's how gret Okay. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:44.679 Well, we'll leave them to spend a day and a 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.280 night wondering what it will feel like to. 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:51.120 Have a million dollars, And in the meantime. 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:56.560 I shall just ask Big Brother a simple question. Have 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:57.920 we lost transmission? 0:13:59.320 --> 0:13:59.600 Good? 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:01.679 They're going, so I guess. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:06.079 I'll just make the rest up radio. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.280 Now there's just wait one second, good the ear piece. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:15.360 Wait a minute, everyone in my head, please be quiet. 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:20.480 I am now going to give you the phone numbers 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:24.640 for our two finalists in the Big Brother House. 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:26.560 I do remember this. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.080 I mean, it's so relatable, Like I mean, I've done 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:33.240 gigs where Mike's and shit have cut off completely, or 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:34.320 I've forgotten a lyric and I go. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:36.240 I'm just gonna make this shit up. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.040 It's very relatable. Can the voices in my head please 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:40.880 be quiet? 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:45.520 I'm pretty sure I said that earlier today. Do you 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:45.920 reckon that? 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:49.360 They've asked Gretel and she's just gone, Nah, there's no 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.160 way you're getting me back on that. Joe. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:54.440 I don't think so, because she has not had no 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.680 work since the Master Singer. She pops up on Weekend Sunrise. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:01.160 It's like ash panelist. Yeah, it's been in our show opener, 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:04.080 has she Yeah, she's the one that clapped back at 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.240 the old guy that said Scott Morrison's the best prime 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:07.080 minister we've ever had. 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:11.000 She goes really well, good night. But she pops up 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:11.440 on week in. 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.040 Sunrise and they asked her outright when they will bring 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:15.840 a big brother back, would you do it? And she 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.360 didn't rule it out, So I feel like she's open 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.040 to it, and she was proud of the show, and 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:22.480 you know how pioneering it was. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:25.400 It was basically one big TikTok. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.120 Life we all just would glued to it to be 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.440 like one of these ordinary humans going to do next. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.720 That's like the best way you could have ever put it. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:32.400 Now. 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.760 The reason I said that this is your future career objective, 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:37.080 Oscar is because is it just me on the fly? 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:39.880 Should Oscar reply for Big Brother? 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:41.280 Please? 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.120 Please not be fucking perfect? 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:44.240 Please? You have to do? 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:44.880 Oh my god? 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:48.200 Okay, So when it got announced, I'm not joking. My 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:52.440 dams were flooded. Really yeah, like friends idiots. 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:55.240 Sean texted me while he was at work. He goes, 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.600 did you see the Big Brothers coming back? And also, 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:59.080 don't you think that Oscar will be perfect? 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.360 He messaged me and he said, let me be the 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:03.760 first to tell you that you should be on it? 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.960 And I said, I'm so sorry. You're actually the seventh 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.240 person to tell me I should be on it. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:12.360 Sean, Sorry, we're in the penthouse. Come up, tell Oscar 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:13.360 why he should be a Big Brother? 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:17.160 Oh, Shuan, I should Oscar? 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:18.040 Yes? 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:22.520 Hello, yeah, you should absolutely be on Big Brother. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:24.720 Yeah, because you will. 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:30.160 Be undeniably a fan favorite, so entertaining, so funny. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.360 You are a producer's wet dream. 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:33.920 Honestly, it's short. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.440 It can go one of two ways. For me, I'm 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:40.120 either voted out first or I'm in the top two. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.600 But I've stabbed a lot of people in the backs again, 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.600 like I like, you know, I've gotten there because the 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:48.720 public loved me. But I'm going to be nominated every 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:49.320 fucking week. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.000 In either case, whether you're boot it off first or last, 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:53.800 you'll end up with a breakfast radio gig. 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.840 It's Sarah j It's a win win. 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:58.800 I know, I do. You know what I reckon? I 0:16:58.800 --> 0:16:59.240 should do it? 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:02.080 Just like you don't start drummer, but you always find 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:07.400 yourself surrounded by it, so's it would never be your fault. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.160 But you'll just be in the middle of everything. 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:12.280 That's so true because I'm not actively looking for it, 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:13.800 but it just happens to find me. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.800 Yeah, well, I can't wait to watch. 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:17.960 I'll start my complication. 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:19.560 Thank you, Sean. 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:21.840 I did apply for them, like years ago. 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.520 My friend and I were really drunk one night and 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.399 we thought it'd be really dumb to just apply for 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:26.880 Big Brother. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:29.720 It's actually a lot of hoops to jump through. So 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:31.879 because Mitch and I applied for Jenna to be on 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:34.440 it as a surprise for her, we feel that out 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.119 for her, and fuck it took us agency do the application, 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:39.720 and then you have to get through to a group audition, 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.440 and then a second group audition, and then another one 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:44.440 on one audition. It's a lot of hoops to jump through, 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.400 but you can jump through hoops like the best of them? 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:50.280 Is it just me on the fly? But with all 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:52.640 the hoops, and yet they still cast duds? 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:57.040 Do you know what I mean? Because that's not reality television. 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:59.040 In general, that you jump through so many hoops, But like, 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:01.159 you think about the hoops that they jumped through, and 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:01.760 then you look at. 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:04.200 The final cast and how fucking boring they are, and you're. 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:08.480 Like, really, because I'm definitely not the most interesting person 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:08.880 in the world. 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:14.080 But there no one's ever suggested that, really, is. 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:15.159 It just me? 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:20.120 You can follow the show online, just said a couple 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:20.840 of mitches. 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:25.920 If you don't, you're a little bitch. I've done my gym. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.200 You two scars, paper rock, this ship. Who's gonna go first? 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:30.000 Okay? 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:32.119 Hang on, contraceptive. 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:40.280 Diaphram, Sam Versus Rovering Porter Oscar Caesar's paper Rocks, paper Rock? 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:42.560 Oh my god, two rocks? Are you fucking serious? 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:44.240 We're very intick, We're. 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:47.040 Very INSI okay, ss paper. 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:50.640 Rock sam one paper over rock panes every time? 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:51.520 Sammy, where do you go? 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:59.320 Is it just me? Is working retail? Just not actually 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:01.080 enough money to live in Sydney? 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:03.200 Oh my god? Is it not? 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:04.040 You're both here? 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:07.360 Well, I mean, I mean define be alive. 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.240 Because you know I wouldn't know. Yeah, I feel like that. 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:13.640 Because today I'm a shell of a human being. 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:16.359 Actually because Samsus started a new job for audiots that 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:19.119 don't know. That's why we're doing the night shift. He 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.480 wasn't a freelancer in bell and gym. But now am 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:26.960 I allowed to say no? No, no, Oh my god. 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:27.480 I'm so sorry. 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:29.959 You can't say, okay, well he works for a company 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:30.760 and he's. 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:33.560 Doing a Ryan Hart's pa. We're not allowed to say 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:35.439 where he works in retail? But wait, do they not 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:36.120 pay you much? 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:36.600 I would have. 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:40.400 Thought where you work, yeah, it'd be like not shit, 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:42.000 it's not like you're at macas. 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:45.399 No, it's not good. It's like basic award and oh 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:46.520 is it basically? 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:49.320 Oh yeah, okay, and what does that mean? It's like 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:52.439 the bare minimum? Because because I've been working, I've never 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:53.280 had a real job. 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:56.040 I've been working in corporate for so long, and I've 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:59.320 always got that thing of like, we really value diversity, 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:01.879 in inclusive, and we really take care of our people. 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:05.840 And I ham of the company values, don't they value? 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:07.840 And the company values are coming from all a bunch 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:11.159 of old white men. So do you know what like 0:20:11.280 --> 0:20:12.840 great diversity values that we have there? 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:15.879 Surely? So after all of that, you would think that 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:19.280 I would be burnt out to absolute death. 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:22.400 You've only been there, not two weeks, but so yeah. 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:25.760 Give it a month. Yeah, but I love we tell 0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:26.520 people are nice? 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:28.920 What Yeah, Oh no they're not. 0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:31.160 But I'm excited because I get to talk to people 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:33.240 every day and people are fucked. 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.800 Yeah, oh my god, I could have told you that hello. 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.800 But I feel like that's kind of weirdly the best 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:42.600 part about it because every other corporate world, if anyone 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:45.560 that works as a corporate girlie, it's always those things. 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:46.920 You sit in the meetings and they all kind of 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:49.000 hold hands and they talk about their you know how 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:55.520 they're always going to be inclusive and they any corporate job, 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:57.600 they're always going to talk about them like they have 0:20:57.720 --> 0:21:01.400 their values, and every single time it's all the things 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:03.240 that they're terrible at. 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:06.600 Have you found that when people walk in, because because 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:08.600 we're men, that they feel like they can be a 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:12.000 bit more like heinous and harsh towards you. I think so, 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:15.200 because I've had some horrific things said to me by people, 0:21:15.359 --> 0:21:17.159 one that they would never Well, one woman asked me 0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:18.040 for had aids. 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:20.959 No, how did she know? 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:23.479 I think her husband might have told her. I don't know, 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:27.000 but like you guys, remember when I was. 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:30.159 She wondered where he got them. 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:33.439 But you guys, remember when I was full head to 0:21:33.440 --> 0:21:36.400 toe covered in psoriasis and I had all those like scabs. 0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:40.640 Basically because I worked in retail public service, older women 0:21:40.680 --> 0:21:43.240 had no issue in saying what they thought towards me. 0:21:43.320 --> 0:21:44.960 And oh and one woman. 0:21:45.280 --> 0:21:46.280 Looked me for a name. 0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:49.520 She looked like a ruth. 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:52.960 No, ruth sounds too pleasant. No, it's got to be 0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:55.439 like Bab. You got to say with the grunt. What 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:56.280 did Bab say? 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:56.760 Well? 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:04.920 Well, and she bought a handbag and bob Wood fucking 0:22:05.000 --> 0:22:07.160 and it was the fucking cheapest one, too, classic Bab. 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:08.760 At least spend a thousand bucks. 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:10.720 Then you can call me an aids ridden puff like 0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:14.560 I'm not about anyway. So she walked up so we 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:16.560 went up to the counter and Bab gives me her 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:19.240 credit card and then as I've packed it up for us, 0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:22.560 she's looked me in the iron gone, you know, if 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:25.719 you've got a sickness, you shouldn't be in the public sector. 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:28.399 And I looked at her and went, sorry, like I 0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:31.080 don't know what you mean. She goes, I know you've 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:36.000 got AIDS, so you shouldn't be out in public. Fuck up, Bab, Well, 0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:39.040 I said, Bab, it's not AIDS, so you don't need 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:39.920 to worry about it. 0:22:39.960 --> 0:22:42.760 So Sam, on a scale of one to Bob, what 0:22:42.800 --> 0:22:44.760 sort of arseholes are you dealing with in your job? 0:22:45.080 --> 0:22:48.760 Well, so far everyone that comes in is actually kind 0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:52.440 of lovely, so weirdly. 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:53.600 I've got to get used to it. 0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:59.800 Yeah. Expected, I've gotten there expecting just the worst of you, 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:02.199 and everyone's been nice, and I'm like, well, what can 0:23:02.240 --> 0:23:03.359 I get any stories out of that? 0:23:03.920 --> 0:23:07.439 Wow, I've been in retail too long, so I fucking 0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:08.639 hate every single one of them. 0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:10.359 Are you the problem? Oscar? 0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:12.359 I actually think I could be the problem? 0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:13.639 A right, Oscar? 0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:15.200 You got an in gym, I've got a good one. 0:23:15.280 --> 0:23:16.880 Yeah, your turn, let's go off. 0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:24.760 Go Is it just me. Is springtime just fucked. 0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:29.520 Oh my fucking god, it is the worst time of 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:33.399 the year. I hate everything about spring, and most importantly, 0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:36.359 I fucking hate the fact that I get hay fever. 0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:39.600 Oh no, same, I am from the moment I got 0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:42.520 back in Sydney. I've been here for three weeks and 0:23:42.680 --> 0:23:45.000 I've been sick from the moment I landed. 0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:45.800 Oh my god. 0:23:45.880 --> 0:23:47.520 Yeah, I don't know if you guys noticed, but we 0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:52.400 have a congested chicken, yes, and a congested contraceptive diaphram 0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:53.359 sam in our hands. 0:23:53.400 --> 0:23:55.720 Today we were talking about I'm fine, You're. 0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:56.640 Both stuffed to buggery. 0:23:56.680 --> 0:24:00.200 I've got the fucking Eucalyptus diffuse blasting twenty four even 0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:02.560 in this room in my penthouse, just so that you 0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:04.399 guys aren't all stuff. 0:24:04.080 --> 0:24:07.359 Which thank fuck, because like I'm not fluey or cold 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:10.000 or any because I've got such a shit immunity that 0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:11.680 like when I because when I get sick, I get 0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:13.920 real fucking sick. And so I know it's not of cold, 0:24:14.200 --> 0:24:16.920 but because of all the fucking wind and the pop. 0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:19.120 Like out of all the things that I could have. 0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:20.760 Been allergic to, it's fucking pollen. 0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:23.760 Yeah, it's not a very convenient allergy. 0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:26.920 It's not like no nuts where you just go all right, 0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:28.199 I'll avoid nuts exactly. 0:24:28.240 --> 0:24:29.520 You can't avoid the air. 0:24:29.840 --> 0:24:33.280 No, I cannot avoid pollinated air. 0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:36.440 I feel like it might just be you. 0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:40.720 Maybe not just you, but in my circumstance, God, I'm 0:24:40.840 --> 0:24:43.639 quite glad that spring has sprung, even though I usually 0:24:43.640 --> 0:24:44.560 love the cold weather. 0:24:45.880 --> 0:24:47.920 You know how you hear a lot about like seasonal depression. 0:24:48.160 --> 0:24:51.760 Yeah, never used to affect me, but God had a miserable, 0:24:51.920 --> 0:24:52.960 bitter winter. 0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:55.280 Already, I know. 0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:58.160 But I've just noticed a real impact on my mood 0:24:58.200 --> 0:24:59.119 now that it's spring. 0:24:59.160 --> 0:24:59.719 I don't know why. 0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:03.919 Yeah, look, love the idea of spring, but like some 0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:05.720 people probably get hate fever for a couple of days, 0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:08.560 mine goes for the entirety of fucking spring, like saying. 0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:11.639 With my mother, yeah, I'm always like, Mum, are you crying? 0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:16.360 She's like no, is that? And the seasonal depression. 0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:19.639 Yeah, and like the Xytex help a demason helps me 0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:22.440 as well. And then I do the whenever I come 0:25:22.440 --> 0:25:25.000 and stay at my chalks, which is usually every weekend 0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:26.240 because I turn up at five am. 0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:28.240 I'm the chook the context yesh. 0:25:28.119 --> 0:25:31.720 Yeah, Mitchell's the chalk for context, and you know we've 0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:34.280 got the diffuser on twenty five to eight, and it's 0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:37.040 just like I can't fucking cope. 0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:39.919 Can I just say, you've stayed with me many a spring, 0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:42.399 I've not seen you like this. You're a miss. 0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:43.560 Thank you? Look at you. 0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:48.520 Look at the sight I have before me an absolute wreck. 0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:54.280 And this is the problem immunity, no good. If there 0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:57.400 is one thing that retail has done for me community. 0:25:57.440 --> 0:25:59.840 Like, oh, I've got a would have the most fairl 0:25:59.880 --> 0:26:04.200 of the ferrul you would you coming into prown. 0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:07.280 Angus and coot? 0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:12.080 Yeah, working in retail as well? Where because no, hang 0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:15.920 on where we don't use that sorry when no fuckhead 0:26:16.000 --> 0:26:18.640 comes in and you know they come in and they're 0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:21.040 all sniffling and they go, oh allergies, AM all right? 0:26:21.040 --> 0:26:23.520 And like thank god when the mask was, when the 0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:26.680 masks were around and I was working in retail, no 0:26:26.920 --> 0:26:30.480 hay fever, no nahhing each you on the fly. Can 0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:31.560 we bring masks back? 0:26:31.720 --> 0:26:34.960 Yes, because just the moment I see more people out 0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:37.760 and about on a train, I just want I just 0:26:37.760 --> 0:26:40.000 want masks back. I don't want to wear one myself, 0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:41.040 I want everyone else. 0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:45.160 I agree, But also like if you're sick as a dog, 0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:47.520 don't walk into my store to buy a pair of jeans. 0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:48.439 Just fuck up? 0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:51.440 Yeah, go on, aceos your fuck. 0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:55.000 Go online, you dip ship. 0:26:55.119 --> 0:26:57.159 If you know what it is, don't get me to 0:26:57.200 --> 0:26:59.360 fucking find it for you, so you can fucking sniffle 0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:00.600 all over me a dog. 0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:02.639 And now look at you, and now look at me. 0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:04.080 I'm sick as a fucking dog. 0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:06.160 Wolf wolf, bitch. 0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:10.480 Why do I choose you as my podcast understudies when 0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:13.440 both of you can barely talk, which is the actually 0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:14.879 entry level requirement. 0:27:15.320 --> 0:27:18.120 Mitch and Jenner have fucked off. Both of you are crooked. 0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:19.200 Why do I bother? 0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:20.520 What do you mean? 0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:24.840 Got something on your mind? Hit up at a couple 0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:28.760 of Mitchell's on Instagram to get yourself on the show. 0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:32.159 Yes, you guys know how it works every single Is 0:27:32.160 --> 0:27:34.040 it just me Monday? We like to check in with 0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:36.360 our idiots. See what's on your mind today. We're going 0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:40.160 to Jackson in Brisbane. What's he got to say for himself? 0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:42.359 Jackson, Jackson, give us a whirl. 0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:46.160 Jackson speaking. 0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:48.960 Hi, It's Mitchell Coombs here. I'm here with the Misfits, 0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.160 Oscar and Sam. Are you on speaker or some shit. 0:27:52.200 --> 0:27:55.200 I am put us up to your ear. 0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:58.000 Please do be very much appreciated. 0:27:58.119 --> 0:27:58.560 Thank you. 0:27:58.840 --> 0:28:01.280 Now, Jackson, what have we inter after you're doing today? Darlin? 0:28:02.240 --> 0:28:04.760 Look, I'm currently working from home. 0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:06.560 With all due respect. You sound naked. 0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:08.600 Oh bye, I am naked. 0:28:08.800 --> 0:28:09.399 What's happening? 0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:10.480 It's a been a long day. 0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:14.920 Look, I have to work from twelve to eight thirty tonight. 0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:15.800 Jeez, what do you do? 0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:20.960 I literally am just data entry and I put bookings 0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:22.800 in all day for a mining company. 0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:25.879 So you sound as enthusiastic about that as you should. 0:28:27.080 --> 0:28:27.320 Yeah. 0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:31.639 I used to work like in like the villages for 0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:33.480 this company, and then I was like, I can't do 0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:34.680 it anymore from home. 0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:36.680 Wait, so were you actually in the mine with them 0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:37.720 doing data entry? 0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:39.560 Yeah? Pretty much. 0:28:39.680 --> 0:28:42.000 We're like all the accommodation side of things are not 0:28:42.000 --> 0:28:45.440 actually in the mines. Sadly not not that cool. 0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:46.960 But the mine was in the background. It was a 0:28:47.040 --> 0:28:49.160 nice pretty view against the mid day, it wasn't it dull? 0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:49.920 Yeah? 0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:51.360 Now you've got to look out to say a big 0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:52.480 mouth of rock, didn't you? 0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:54.480 Just like when I stayed it all the arue? 0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:58.760 Beautiful? I love rue, isn't it now? 0:28:58.840 --> 0:28:59.200 Jackson? 0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:01.640 We want to hear you just me. Is it about work? 0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:03.040 Have you got something to get off your chest? 0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:05.440 It is definitely about work. 0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:07.800 Okay, Well, Bradley's ready to go. You let us know 0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:08.560 when you're ready to go. 0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:10.600 All right, I'm ready when you's up. 0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:13.520 Is it just me. 0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:22.680 Quitting your job? Not longer you started? Should be left 0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:23.360 round upon? 0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:25.400 Oh? 0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:29.080 Absolutely, You've hit the nail on the head there, Jackson. 0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:31.200 I fucking agree, because. 0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:33.440 People get a bit stressed, don't they. They're like, I 0:29:33.480 --> 0:29:36.280 can't quit immediately. It's not a good look on the resume. 0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:37.360 Yeah. 0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:40.479 Yeah, So climb back to my job that I'm currently 0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:43.600 at now. But I left to go to another company 0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:47.040 because they're offering better perk and everything like that. Fair Anyway, 0:29:47.640 --> 0:29:50.680 I started at the job, I flee from Brisbane to 0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:54.040 this random place called Clark Creek, which is the middle 0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:54.560 of nowhere. 0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:57.160 Clark Creek. I'm googling. I want to see this place. 0:29:56.920 --> 0:30:00.000 That sounds like well creaked, that's a bit scared. 0:30:00.640 --> 0:30:02.080 It's wind turbine farm. 0:30:02.760 --> 0:30:06.600 Oh oh what the big spinny white things. Yeah. 0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:08.280 And I was like, well, I was like in the 0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:11.920 accommodation sile thing at the little camp down below. Oh, girl, 0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:15.720 and literally in my third day in I said, oh, 0:30:16.000 --> 0:30:18.239 I got a phone called I got a take and 0:30:18.280 --> 0:30:20.400 I went to my room, packed up my whole room 0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.719 and message front of my friends who was an hour away, 0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:23.920 come pick me up. 0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:26.520 Oh my god, what was so bad about it? 0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:27.040 Jackson? 0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:28.480 I just don't like it? 0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:30.240 And so did you have to go crawling back to 0:30:30.280 --> 0:30:30.840 the mine? 0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:33.720 So it's so funny. So I wrung my old boss 0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:35.240 and I explained to I was like, look, I really 0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:37.280 hate it. And he started laughing and he said, it's 0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:39.040 all good. You can come back and stay the night. 0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:40.680 Oh do you know what I did the same thing. 0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:42.200 I worked at Macas. 0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:44.400 I quit because I thought the grass would be green 0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:47.800 at IgA and I hated working at IgA. So I 0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:49.720 went crawling back to maccas and they were like, can 0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:52.080 you start this weekend? I was like, yes, put me 0:30:52.120 --> 0:30:53.600 back in the drive through where I belonged. 0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:57.000 Jackson, You go and work for renewable energy for all 0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:59.200 of three weeks and then you yearned for the mines. 0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:02.040 That's where the money is, isn't it. 0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:03.600 It's all underground. 0:31:03.880 --> 0:31:05.120 It's for context idiots. 0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:08.760 Clark Creek is a nine hour drive north of Brisbane 0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:11.360 and it's not in the middle of nowhere, but it's 0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:12.920 certainly nowhere. Good. 0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:18.120 It doesn't it doesn't even have anything. And for the reception, 0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:20.719 the work, well, one of my big things was you 0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:22.680 can only have reception with the Wi Fi at the 0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:25.600 camp and they said to me, oh, sometimes it cuts 0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:27.520 out and doesn't work for a few days. And I 0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:28.960 was like, no, I can't. 0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:30.800 Just make anything better. 0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:35.160 If you go down to the paddock where the cows are, 0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:37.400 you might get some reception. And I was like, no, 0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:40.320 that's not for me. And because I'm really into roadblocks 0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:41.120 at the moment. 0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:45.000 Oh yes, a little bit of a game a girl. 0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:47.760 Well, I only played dress to impress. 0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:50.440 I was trying to play that last night. What do 0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:52.720 I have to unlock on roadblocks to get to that point? 0:31:53.920 --> 0:31:56.600 I don't have to unlock anything. You just need to pay. 0:31:56.800 --> 0:32:01.680 You need to pay for vin I. 0:32:01.680 --> 0:32:03.200 Don't pay to be they play. 0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:05.520 That Jackson, Jackson, Can you give as a v I 0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:06.080 pay code? 0:32:07.040 --> 0:32:11.000 Yeah, it's like sixteen dollars. How much it's sixteen dollars 0:32:11.000 --> 0:32:11.280 from the. 0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:12.480 IP a month? 0:32:13.800 --> 0:32:16.120 No, No, just if I can turn it about it, 0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:17.560 I can just say a sixteen mark. 0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:20.000 Oh, you just pay sixteen once and you're good. Yeah, 0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:24.000 I can do that. I can do that. No great tip. 0:32:24.040 --> 0:32:26.000 Sean wanted to play dress through Impress last night. We 0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:27.200 could not figure it out. 0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:30.200 Thank you for that, Jackson. That's actually more important than 0:32:30.240 --> 0:32:31.040 anything else you've said. 0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:33.240 I've really fucking learned something. 0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:37.040 Actually, it's surprising who plays Dressed to Impress. Like my 0:32:37.080 --> 0:32:40.960 partner who's the school principal, absolutely loves playing. 0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:41.840 A school prince. 0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:46.160 Do they verse the kids or like, I don't know. 0:32:46.120 --> 0:32:48.720 Who plays, but he does get pretty competitives and starts 0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:49.840 yelling at as MyPad. 0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:51.280 Oh my god. 0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:52.880 See that sounds like me, Jackson. 0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:54.840 I've got to be careful with those competitive games because 0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:57.160 I get real fucking angry because that I'm like, how. 0:32:57.040 --> 0:32:57.680 Did I not win? 0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:00.280 That was a gorgeous litter sequent and dress and you've 0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:06.920 given it to some fuad and a fascinated. 0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:07.240 It is a pretty rigged game, and you'll see people 0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:10.400 say like farming and people join all together because at 0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:12.719 the end of it, you all vote each other, and 0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:14.680 people gang up together and all give each other a 0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:18.400 high point and their outfits are absolutely trash and it 0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:19.160 angers me. 0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:20.800 Oh that sounds like Survivor. 0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:25.000 Well, I've got all of that to look forward to Jackson. 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:26.440 Thanks for your call, Darland. 0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:29.440 Once Price keeping clocks back on, she will send you 0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:31.440 a type bag as a little thank you for coming on. 0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:33.280 Yeah, no, thanks you coming, Jack. 0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:34.480 Do it awesome? Thank you. 0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:35.760 I love that chair. 0:33:36.360 --> 0:33:37.680 And if you want to come on with an is 0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:39.640 it just me of your own at couple of mitches 0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:42.200 is where you can dms on Instagram or you can 0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:44.560 send us a text. We do have a phone number, 0:33:44.760 --> 0:33:47.080 we do. You all know the jingle by now. I'm 0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:49.080 sure Oscar performs it, yes. 0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:51.720 Play it every week. Seeing as you're here, you may. 0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:54.640 As well do an acoustic version. Oh yeah, better actually 0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:57.720 not acoustic, a live version. And Sam wants to bring 0:33:57.720 --> 0:33:58.240 out the bean ja. 0:33:58.360 --> 0:34:01.040 I don't know, Sam v clarly ready to go to 0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:03.520 I do actually just don't get it out. 0:34:03.880 --> 0:34:04.480 Okay? 0:34:04.520 --> 0:34:05.959 Are you going to do the jingle live? Because I 0:34:05.960 --> 0:34:07.440 did bring the karaoke version? 0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:10.040 Yeah, I better do. I better do my MTV unplugged 0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:11.959 version four. 0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:14.160 All right, Well, if you want to send us a text, idiots, 0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:16.600 you can send us a text on this number. 0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:27.320 Double two nine four. It's a version. 0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:37.279 O two to nine to zero two oh for two 0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:40.799 to nine pay to zero. 0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:42.400 Two comes the key change. 0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:48.160 Oh far to nine floray to zero two. 0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:53.640 For to night you come to do. 0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:05.600 High favor and a yeah, gorgeous, hey favor. Hardly know 0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:09.440 I can still sing. Try and stop me al he's 0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:12.920 actually got the tissues out. Oh god, fuck me, we better. 0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:13.040 Go with you. 0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:16.520 I'm so sorry, idiots, I'm just I'm not a well 0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:18.040 chalked but I'm still fucking here. 0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:19.920 That's alright. I'm gonna make you some soup and get 0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:21.399 your down a bit. Thanks. 0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:24.680 We will be back on Wednesday, of course. Yeah, one 0:35:24.719 --> 0:35:28.920 week only. Mitchell and the Misfits once Cheery and Jenna 0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:32.120 finished their little gallivant around the fucking country whatever they're doing. 0:35:32.239 --> 0:35:35.080 Hey, nice galvan away. I don't give a fuck. 0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:38.239 Thanks for listening against. 0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:43.480 Is It Just Me podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:47.280 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast out. 0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:04.839 Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end, 0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:06.880 we pretend the show is done. We keep talking. 0:36:07.239 --> 0:36:09.960 See what is there? Sam? I kept it a secret 0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:10.799 till the end. 0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:13.399 Yeah, but you're forgetting that. I don't care. 0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:16.800 No, that's not lost on me. Trust me. That is 0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:17.880 clear as day to me. 0:36:18.160 --> 0:36:20.880 Darling, You're lucky to be invited back after the absolute 0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:24.240 abomination leaking company secrets. 0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:27.600 I would never leak secrets about your workplace. Wallace, Bishop. 0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:35.719 Wallace, I have not heard that in decades. What is 0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:36.960 Wallace doing these days? 0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:40.800 Is it actually his full name Wallace, Jeremy Bishop or something? 0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:42.400 Do you reckon it was a guy? It has to 0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:42.879 be a guy. 0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:44.960 Have you met a woman named Wallace? 0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:48.600 Yeah? 0:36:48.600 --> 0:36:51.880 Should we check in with no offense my ogs? 0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:52.399 Yeah? 0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:57.560 No, we better Jenner Benson and Mitchell something can't remember 0:36:57.560 --> 0:36:58.920 his name. We'll see what they're up to. 0:36:59.440 --> 0:36:59.960 Yeah, go on. 0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:01.480 I know for a fact that I. 0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:03.320 Got to check in with my with our Jenna, like 0:37:05.200 --> 0:37:07.799 miss down a misfait, Shut up, don't rub it in. 0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:11.719 I know I'm not one of you. I know for 0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:13.319 the fact that Jenna is spending a bit of time 0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:13.880 in Melbourne. 0:37:14.080 --> 0:37:16.120 God, why cheery. 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.160 Fucking God knows I put any money on the fact 0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:20.880 that he's at a relative's birthday or something, a christening, 0:37:20.880 --> 0:37:21.799 an anniversary something. 0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:23.600 She would Let's go Jenna first. 0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:28.000 Oh good, our Jenna will pick up surely, Jesus. 0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:29.480 Oh she's understand. 0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:32.440 Oh what's a bedtime? 0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:33.200 Yeah? 0:37:33.280 --> 0:37:35.000 Famously she does go to bed at five o'clock. 0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:38.680 Oh my god, she's just fully not got a phone on. 0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:41.839 She's not out of credit, her Dodo didn't come through. 0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:43.160 Hang on, let's try. 0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:47.120 Cheery, let's try right. Pick up clean. 0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:51.320 Ten bucks says is at a family event. 0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:57.200 Twenty that it's someone's half birthday. Hello, Hello, you're on 0:37:57.280 --> 0:37:57.960 the Is It just Me? 0:37:58.080 --> 0:37:58.560 Podcast? 0:37:58.640 --> 0:37:59.279 Have you heard of it? 0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:00.400 Hi? 0:38:01.160 --> 0:38:01.600 How are you? 0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:02.560 I have heard of it? 0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:06.040 Is Mitch Jerry there, No. 0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:06.680 It's not. 0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:11.080 Actually, I'm not interested. 0:38:12.840 --> 0:38:13.879 What are you up to right now? 0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:19.319 I quite literally just said goodbye to the family. It's 0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:21.120 a family dinner. It's my sister Becky's birthday. 0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:28.960 I said, is it a family fucking birthday or something? 0:38:31.000 --> 0:38:31.840 Becky's birthday? 0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:35.719 Detective Becky, thank you for your seven. 0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:37.600 I did raise the stakes to you because I said, 0:38:37.640 --> 0:38:40.759 twenty bucks. It's a family's half birthday, So I don't 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:42.239 know if who won that one. 0:38:42.320 --> 0:38:44.480 To be honest, close, No, it's close. 0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:47.080 It was Auntie Christ's birthday to it's my birthday next week, 0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:49.160 so we all kind of come to it. We did 0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:52.040 one of those birthday songs where you go happy birthday 0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:53.920 to Becky, Christine and Mitch. 0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:54.359 Like we all got. 0:38:56.960 --> 0:38:59.640 Yes, it pisses me off. I hate it because Becky 0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:01.759 and Chris seena the same week. But I'm like ten 0:39:01.880 --> 0:39:04.200 days after. I don't think I should be packed on 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:04.600 the end. 0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:08.239 Of the yeahs would miss an opportunity to throw a 0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:09.720 separate birthday gathering. 0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:10.319 You'll get one. 0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:13.360 Yeah, no, you'll get one, Darling, thank you. 0:39:13.520 --> 0:39:15.720 And I hope. So who is there, Jenner? 0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:16.040 Are you? 0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:17.640 Have you started taking testosterone? 0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:20.680 You I've just got a heavy cold. It's you know, 0:39:20.719 --> 0:39:23.400 I'm allergic to cats. It turns out is that by 0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:24.520 contraceptive diaphragm. 0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:28.959 Hell Darling, Oh my god, Sam, this is funny boys 0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:30.200 having you boys having a good time. 0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:33.840 Yeah, yeah, the best time I've ever had on this podcast. 0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:37.080 Very funny. Okay, all right, well do. 0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:39.480 You know it's weird? Mitch. I'm now a misfit. 0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:41.360 No, you're not. 0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:42.279 That's why I am. 0:39:42.440 --> 0:39:44.160 I am, and so with jen I. So you're the 0:39:44.239 --> 0:39:45.840 only one that is in a misfit. So you've actually 0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:47.640 been excluded in a way. You're out numbers. 0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:49.960 Yeah, thank god, thank god. 0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:54.360 We've indicted Mitchell Kansas misfits. So it's miss fit Mitchell. 0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:56.120 Yeah, yeah, that's all right. 0:39:56.239 --> 0:39:58.840 Well, but I mean that's fine. Technically we employed the 0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:00.840 miss fitz Mitchell, so i'm you send your pace it 0:40:00.880 --> 0:40:01.960 to me and I'll approve if. 0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:02.279 You need. 0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:04.520 Pay slip. 0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:07.120 When do we get those? 0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:10.399 Is the corporate travel still in that because there's something 0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:11.839 outstanding from last time? 0:40:12.280 --> 0:40:14.640 Yeah, and we went through your phone bill and there's 0:40:14.800 --> 0:40:17.800 there's a couple of shady calls and you've used the 0:40:17.880 --> 0:40:18.640 company cards for. 0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:26.040 Now. I don't think that I've forgotten your birthday. Next week, 0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:27.600 big things planned, don't worry. 0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:31.960 Oh, I can't wait. No, I'm excited. I'm very I'm excited. Yeah, 0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:32.359 next week. 0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:33.480 I would never forget. 0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:34.239 Never. 0:40:34.680 --> 0:40:36.680 Now what what? What's happening on the show? Is that 0:40:36.760 --> 0:40:39.080 boring that you had to call me? What's happened? 0:40:40.560 --> 0:40:43.000 It wasn't that boring. I just thought I would check 0:40:43.040 --> 0:40:44.600 in and see what you're up to. But after this 0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:51.600 sort of fucking at you know what? Sorry tunnel. By 0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:53.480 the way, I don't have big things planned. What should 0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:55.360 I do for his birth sh Well. 0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:57.759 We'll be competing with the family. They're going to throw 0:40:57.800 --> 0:40:59.680 a big do cash is going to come out of 0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:00.480 a hate No. 0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:04.279 But the problem I have is that cheery buys expensive shit, 0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:07.040 and like if he wants it, he'll just get it. 0:41:07.800 --> 0:41:10.839 Like he's all into the fashion. He'll just buy one 0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:13.160 four hundred dollar broach where at once and he's. 0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:13.480 Done with it. 0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:17.960 He does have a good, extensive collection of Ntella VERSACEI yes, 0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:22.160 he's got the Louise Bouton roll on, Yeah he does. Yeah, yeah, 0:41:22.480 --> 0:41:24.560 it's it's quite nice, Dolce and Gabon. 0:41:25.360 --> 0:41:26.960 What do I do for his birthday? 0:41:27.040 --> 0:41:29.120 I mean I could use my discounted Wallace and Grommet 0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:32.000 and maybe, right. 0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:37.560 Okay, should we does that make me the way rabbit? 0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:41.040 Should we try Jenner again? Yeah, let's try Jenna come on, 0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:43.200 ten Bucks says that she's not going to answer. 0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:45.719 There we go. 0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:49.200 I'm cleaning up this episode. He was at a relative's birthday. 0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:50.760 I told you he was on a relative's birthday. 0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:56.520 Yeah, and Jenna's dead like she loved just hanging Sam. 0:41:56.600 --> 0:41:58.759 I don't know how I feel about that. We're gonna 0:41:58.760 --> 0:42:01.360 have to have a Misfits meeting and we're going to 0:42:01.440 --> 0:42:01.640 have to. 0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:04.440 The group chat that I'm not in. Yeah, well I 0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:08.040 expect to be added now. Actually better one queen, miss fit? 0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:11.400 Do we have to Yeah? No? No, okay, yeah, no, no, 0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:13.279 we'll wait to No, we'll make a whole new one. 0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:14.440 That's fine. 0:42:14.680 --> 0:42:16.799 Why did you say about me in the existing one? 0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:23.600 Of course, of course absolutely, I didn't even think of that. 0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.759 Why did you actually? No, of course not so I 0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:29.960 don't mind if you did. I don't want to read it. 0:42:30.040 --> 0:42:31.960 But did you I don't think we did, But now 0:42:32.000 --> 0:42:32.800 I'm not sure. 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:36.560 It was all Jenna. 0:42:36.800 --> 0:42:39.080 Oh yeah, that's why she said those forty eight messages, 0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:41.160 just ranting that. 0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:44.080 Yeah, she just talks too much, evidently. 0:42:44.560 --> 0:42:46.520 I don't think the only thing I can think of, 0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:48.440 the only thing I can think of is when you said, oh, 0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:50.960 Mitch wants to do this, and I said, oh, like 0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:52.520 like when you were going to come on for the 0:42:52.560 --> 0:42:54.560 fourth ape and I couldn't do it. I've got bumpy 0:42:55.360 --> 0:42:57.960 because I had like sixteen fucking doctors appointments, because I'm 0:42:57.960 --> 0:43:00.279 an unwell woman with the. 0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:00.719 Staining of you. 0:43:01.440 --> 0:43:03.040 I mean, I was. I think I think all I 0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:05.040 said was nah, fucking because I've got to come all 0:43:05.040 --> 0:43:06.560 the way from Bellingen, which is not which is. 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:07.000 Not that far. 0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:08.480 No, it's not far. 0:43:08.719 --> 0:43:11.200 Did you say nah fuck him about me? I think? 0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:12.400 So let me go through the messages. 0:43:12.480 --> 0:43:13.080 That's interesting. 0:43:13.239 --> 0:43:17.399 Oh gosh, no, there we go the quote now fuck him? 0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:17.759 There it is. 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:24.640 Well, well, we hope this podcast make better today idiots. 0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:25.880 That's all just two percent. 0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:28.200 Do you feel honored to be mister Mitchell? 0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:32.680 You're honest as it is. You should know the response. 0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:36.439 Holy shit, Sam, we hope this podcast made you feel 0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:37.800 at least two percent better today. 0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:42.120 That's all just two percent, and so we do with 0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:43.359 less attitude next time. 0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:48.080 You know what we're going to say, Yes, don't you 0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:50.279 feel honored to be miss fit Mitchell? Yes? 0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:52.880 I do you know? 0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:54.719 It's Mitchell in the Misfits. So I was quite clear. 0:43:55.560 --> 0:43:57.160 It was one of those rare things where there's bin 0:43:57.200 --> 0:43:58.200 offs better than the original. 0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:01.120 What's this It's act is so much to keep up with? 0:44:01.200 --> 0:44:02.040 What's the spinoff? 0:44:02.440 --> 0:44:03.840 Well, I was gonna say, this is the spinoff of 0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:06.600 the spinoff? Oh yeah, this is this is this is 0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:09.680 Mandy and George's first wedding as opposed to Young Sheldon. 0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:14.400 Again with the shows, what are you watching? What is 0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:15.160 your tv Q? 0:44:15.960 --> 0:44:20.319 I couldn't tell you this is like, No, that's too 0:44:20.400 --> 0:44:23.080 nache never mom. I was gonna say, it's like when 0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:24.759 packed to the rafters went to ship. So they're like, 0:44:24.800 --> 0:44:27.720 bring back Nathan. We need one rafter on Nathan. 0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:30.240 I mean, you say it's Nige. 0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:32.399 I got it, yeah right, because they were like, all 0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:34.279 the rafters are gone. We need to bring at least 0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:37.560 one back, even if it's the worst one. Bring back one, Mitch, 0:44:38.080 --> 0:44:40.520 just one, just the one for consistency. 0:44:40.640 --> 0:44:42.200 It just happens to be the worst one. 0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:42.880 Not just checking. 0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:45.840 Anyway. 0:44:46.680 --> 0:44:49.760 We will be back on Wednesday, because unlike you ship misfits, 0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:51.359 we're doing two episodes a week. 0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:54.160 Oh, we're doing double the work, Sammy. 0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:56.759 Now we'll be back on Wednesday, and then Mitch and 0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:59.320 Jenner will be back on Monday's episode next week and 0:44:59.400 --> 0:45:02.200 it will be cheer birthday. Fuck knows what I'm going 0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:05.200 to do for it. Any in suggestions, ideas, please let 0:45:05.280 --> 0:45:05.480 me know. 0:45:05.640 --> 0:45:06.759 Not in the group, because he'll see it. 0:45:06.840 --> 0:45:07.360 No, he'll say it. 0:45:07.800 --> 0:45:08.360 Just let me know. 0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:11.440 We'll just get like a bargain on Facebook marketplace where 0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:12.960 he's got to argue to win it. He'll love it. 0:45:13.680 --> 0:45:15.040 I was just tell him that I barred it, and 0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:17.160 he'll respect that. He'll respect the hustle. 0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:19.360 He actually, oh, he would respect the muscle. 0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:21.200 On ye, you've got to haggle we've got a haggle. 0:45:21.239 --> 0:45:21.800 That's what they all do. 0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:25.800 I don't respect if it don't. Let's not start this. 0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:28.960 I was going to say the same before DAT catch you. 0:45:29.000 --> 0:45:29.320 Then it is? 0:45:31.320 --> 0:45:34.719 Is it just me? 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