1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: Good afternoon, made splash your tongue before you took. 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 2: No one. 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: In the radio game splash your tongue. No one says that. No, Well, 4 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: absolutely's been. 5 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,439 Speaker 2: Doing radio for sixty years. 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: Man true discovered gold. It wasn't It wasn't a decade. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,119 Speaker 1: But you said splash your tongue. 8 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 3: Well, definitely not in my time. But maybe maybe it 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 3: has the chance to take off. 10 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 1: And be the next big thing. Would he at the 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,480 Speaker 1: end of the day with your name behind it before 12 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 1: you talk. 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 4: You don't want to quench your thirst. You want to 14 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 4: splash your tongue. So elecution is Elecution is right on. 15 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 3: Maybe a soft drink could take it. And you know, 16 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 3: you know your sprites have like what do they have? 17 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 1: They had bubbles? 18 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 3: Splash a sprite or you know, coke refreshing were the other. 19 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 2: Who is naming drinks at this. 20 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: Kissed solo solo. 21 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 2: Creamy? 22 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 3: So of course there's a lemonade naming doctor Pepper. 23 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,119 Speaker 5: The show gets better than just naming drinks. 24 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 2: Let me ringe juice. 25 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 4: So the name, by the way, this podcast is with 26 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 4: Lake Burley Griffin as my witness, which is the line 27 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 4: you said, will because we were by a lake called 28 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 4: Burley Griffin. 29 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 2: It's the big lake in Canberra. 30 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful lake. 31 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 2: Actually it's really. 32 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,639 Speaker 5: Like something out of a fantasy novel, the like Billy Griffin. 33 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 5: Like it's it's it's kind of like how what's kind 34 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 5: of like how you'd imagine if you haven't been to 35 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 5: Canbra It's a little bit like where's thor from the 36 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 5: noise from the as Guard. It's like as Guard. That's 37 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 5: what camera looks like in a lot of ways. It's 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 5: got these big bridges that caught it sort of like 39 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 5: come into this this these vistas which is like you've 40 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 5: got camera which is lit up in the sun, arounded 41 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 5: by all these big rolling hills, and it's got all 42 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 5: these bridges that that transcend Lake Burley Griffin, which is enormous. 43 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 2: It's like a Scottish lock. 44 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 5: It's Wolde and these enormous bridges that come across it. 45 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 5: And I was trying to make a point with Lake 46 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 5: Burley Griffin as my witness, which it was earlier today. 47 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: It was for a long part of the morning. 48 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 6: It feels it feels very regal. 49 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 5: Canber though in a lot of ways don't like the 50 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,639 Speaker 5: sole reason canber exists is because we wanted to put 51 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 5: a parliament there. 52 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 2: The only reason it's there. 53 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 3: I didn't want to give it to Melbourne or Sydney, 54 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 3: so we just went put in the middle. 55 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 2: You could Melbourne Sydney. 56 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 5: Because as I was explaining to Woods today, I'm starting 57 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 5: to very. 58 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 3: Much question who I believe in this studio. I've never 59 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 3: heard anyone compare Canberra to. 60 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 5: The guards gard as gard. 61 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: I went to Parliament. 62 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 5: It's a beauty. Anything I'm saying is it's a beautiful seat. Like, well, 63 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 5: look at Parliament House. When you're looking at house, beautiful. 64 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 5: As soon as you turn slightly to the left, you 65 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 5: get those little ship ship box apartment buildings which you 66 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 5: wouldn't piss on. 67 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 2: If they're on fire, then let let them go. 68 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: You said to me to that. This is a direct quote. 69 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: Will so am I stringing those apartments are going for 70 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: He wants to add. 71 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 4: To the old portfolio, the big boy the house. 72 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,679 Speaker 5: But then I'll get standing there on my deck and 73 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 5: have conversations with people and say the whole time, with. 74 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 2: Like Billie Griffin, my witness, I. 75 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,119 Speaker 6: Would be able to I would be able. 76 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: To take that well. 77 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 5: You just wouldn't want to catch me on the deck 78 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 5: because anything would be with Billy Griffin as my witness anything. 79 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 3: I started to move the family to Camber to raise 80 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 3: our children here. It reminds me of as God it 81 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 3: Scottish Isles. 82 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 2: It does. 83 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: It's just so like Billy Griffin can be. 84 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 5: And I'm sure Billy and look, Billy Griffin has been 85 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 5: witnessed to a number of things over the years. 86 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 1: Including us riding a ship pony during it. 87 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 2: We didn't ride the shepland pony. 88 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 5: That would be illegal, actually be animal rides. 89 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 6: Issues with that. 90 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, as a fully grown man, is that right? That's true. 91 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 4: I'm not fully grown, still growing, I reckon, I've got 92 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 4: a few inches ago. 93 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: Anyway, enjoy the show. 94 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 4: Everybody promises better than the intro and if you do 95 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 4: want to see the today cross then get along term Instagram. 96 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 2: And we didn't get to the point. Sorry, just don't 97 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 2: get it the point of sell. So personally I'm. 98 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 6: Morerin from Mountain. 99 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 2: Winch shirt. That is a good passion for it. 100 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 5: What's that oneho Those fans with that to can like drink? 101 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 5: But as I was saying, a civil war, piss off 102 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 5: with your drinks. 103 00:04:56,279 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 4: With Billy is my witness started Raspberry soda ended on that. 104 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 7: This is the Will and Woody Podcast. 105 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,919 Speaker 5: Every Wednesday, we are joined by one of our favorite 106 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 5: people in Martha Califortata. 107 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 2: She's our fairy god Martha. 108 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 8: It's no problem, too big or too small. If you're 109 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 8: having an issue, you know who to call. It's woman 110 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 8: Woodies fairy god Martha. 111 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:31,159 Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, mate, that's your guy. This is 112 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 2: it's always present present Martha. 113 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 5: Uh now, mate, well, it's been a will since we've 114 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 5: seen each other. You're about to head off to a 115 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,119 Speaker 5: some sort of philosophical philosophy convention in Italy. 116 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 6: That's right, this academic. 117 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 7: Actually right, the great topics to a bit. 118 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,280 Speaker 2: Of perfect. 119 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:51,919 Speaker 1: Philosopher. 120 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 7: I'd probably have to be like one of the old 121 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 7: Greek ones, you know. 122 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:56,600 Speaker 9: Just. 123 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice radio. 124 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 5: Okay, well, let's get out of that space because we 125 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 5: know it will be ship chat. 126 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 6: Now. 127 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 2: You're in here, made, you're in here. 128 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 5: You come in every week, but you're in here today 129 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 5: to really help us with something which I feel like you. 130 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 5: I'm getting the vibe that you think this is slightly 131 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 5: debilitating and a little bit patronizing. 132 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,839 Speaker 7: No, so here's the thing, because I listened to you 133 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 7: guys So I heard this chat yesterday on the radio, 134 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,799 Speaker 7: and like for me, I was listening and I'm thinking, 135 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,919 Speaker 7: like I couldn't relate because I've never really eaten vegemite, Like. 136 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 5: I knew this wove cheese and olives. 137 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 2: Have you ever made a piece of vegemite toast? 138 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:39,679 Speaker 7: No? 139 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 1: No, that's outrage you tried it, though you've tried vegemie. 140 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 7: I mean, I haven't tried this vegemite, but I've had 141 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 7: like those. 142 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 5: There's only one vegimite made, yes with a yellow square 143 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 5: on the run. 144 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 6: Can you have you won? 145 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:58,840 Speaker 5: You had a b and salt infused Oh my god, 146 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,799 Speaker 5: you had had the MAVs vegimi. 147 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 7: Didn't you? I had Like it wasn't even neigvous. It 148 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 7: was like some homemads. 149 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: It's just it's effectively the sultan. 150 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 5: But this is why I wanted to bring her in, 151 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 5: because I knew she should be such a move to 152 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 5: a common practice. 153 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 2: She like really Greek threw and through. Never had had 154 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 2: fetter cheese on my toast. 155 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 7: Growing up, cheese and olives for breakfast. 156 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 1: Something at the olive tepperard. 157 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 2: Both of those now jewel wielding you both in the 158 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 2: you find out right now? Look here's what we want 159 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 2: to do. Mark. This is what I brought you for 160 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 2: people that missed it yesterday. 161 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 5: My contention was that I think that we all agree 162 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 5: there's a perfect amount of vegimie toast vegimite that should 163 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 5: be applied to a piece of toast wood. 164 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 2: He was the exception there, but that was no surprise. 165 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 5: So so I think there's a perfect amount. Everybody else 166 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 5: agrees there's a perfect amount. But the really tough part 167 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 5: about this whole bit is how do you describe to 168 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 5: somebody what the. 169 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 2: Perfect demand is? 170 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 5: So if you have, if you had to say to somebody, 171 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 5: go and make me some vegimite toast, how do you 172 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 5: tell them what the amount is? And we had we 173 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 5: took calls on this, and I'm really embarrassed to say 174 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 5: we sent our junior producer, Analyse out to go and 175 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,640 Speaker 5: make the toast, you know, Analyse Martha Yeah, lovel And 176 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 5: I think I think to be I think we all 177 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 5: regret the fact that we put her in a shocking. 178 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 2: Position because this is the instruction we took all your calls. 179 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 5: This was the best instruction we could come up with 180 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 5: with how to make the perfect piece of vegemite toast. 181 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 5: Have a listen seventy five twenty five, and we want 182 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 5: to see some uh, we want to see spectrum, spectrum 183 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,080 Speaker 5: of color. 184 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 2: In the in the darkness, at least reveal the toast. 185 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 5: It's also vegimi. 186 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 6: So that was awful. 187 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,320 Speaker 4: So she was nowhere and cause we'll say, though, if 188 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 4: we make Martha go and do this over the song, 189 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 4: which we fully intend to do, you are actually the 190 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 4: perfect litmus test Martha, because you have never actually made 191 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 4: a piece of vegimite toast in your life. 192 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,440 Speaker 7: I mean I kind of just feel like it's just 193 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 7: gonna look like you kind of have dirtied the butter 194 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,199 Speaker 7: a little bit. 195 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 6: Let's just that's not bad. 196 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,400 Speaker 5: That that's where the spectrum, that's where the spectrum in 197 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 5: the brown comes from. 198 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 7: Kind of like you know like those old marbles, you know, 199 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 7: like the marbles how they had. 200 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, no, a butter. 201 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 10: No. 202 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 2: You should swell. 203 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 5: See you were talking like you were making cupcakes yesterday. 204 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 2: Well, the point is the butter has to melt. You 205 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 2: don't make the butter a little with it. 206 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 7: I don't like the butter melted on toast. I kind 207 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 7: of like the butter to be firm. On top of 208 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 7: the toast. Shut your mouth. 209 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 2: I'm not taking there. You know that's savagery. Now now, 210 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 2: I just. 211 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 5: Want to put quickly because I need a cross to analyse, 212 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,599 Speaker 5: because she needs to give some instruction, instruction because I 213 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 5: had a chat with her off air and she. 214 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 2: Was a little bit bruised. We brought her on the air. 215 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 5: We brought her on the air ways and look, I 216 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,120 Speaker 5: straped her and it wasn't fair. But Analse, let's just 217 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,840 Speaker 5: talk quickly. You weren't happy with the instruction. You thought 218 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 5: seventy five twenty five butter to Veggie might ratio was 219 00:09:59,200 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 5: too literal. 220 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,200 Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it was like thickness wise, So I 221 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:06,119 Speaker 7: was imagining like seventy five centimeters of butter. 222 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 4: Seventy you're talking about visualize That's what was coming on. 223 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: In my head of butter, and then you drop. 224 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 5: Okay, so turn numbers out and analyse, And I agreed 225 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,680 Speaker 5: it needs to be more intuitive than that. 226 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,960 Speaker 2: So I think we need to change the instruction to matha. 227 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 1: What Martha has said before was exactly right. Just dirty, 228 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: dirty the butter. Is it what you said, Marfa? 229 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 7: Yeah, like kind of just like put a little bit 230 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,439 Speaker 7: of the black in the butter and just kind of 231 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 7: like make it kind of like a dirty blonde kind 232 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:36,840 Speaker 7: of color. 233 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,720 Speaker 2: And I think that's pretty good. I hate to say it, 234 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,080 Speaker 2: but I think she's she's on the side. 235 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 5: For someone that's never made veggie might toast before, that, 236 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,080 Speaker 5: that's good stuff. 237 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:44,520 Speaker 6: Damn it. 238 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:46,079 Speaker 5: That's took us ten minutes to come up with that. 239 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,080 Speaker 5: Seventy five five twenty five yesterday. All right, you've got 240 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,320 Speaker 5: one song, Martha. You've got three minutes. You've probably never 241 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 5: seen a toaster before pushed down. Yeah, and you've got 242 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 5: three minutes to make the perfect piece of veggie might 243 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,520 Speaker 5: toast dirty the butter. 244 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 2: Girl, little hoodie. 245 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 5: Right now, we have got our feet Mary God, Martha, 246 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 5: Martha Calipatitas, who joined us? 247 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,079 Speaker 8: Problem too big or too small? If you're having an issue, 248 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 8: you know who to call. It's woman Woodies, fairy God, Martha. 249 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,199 Speaker 1: I can see her. 250 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,560 Speaker 2: She looks we're not going to break down what's going 251 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:17,880 Speaker 2: on here? 252 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 5: So yesterday, yesterday, we were discussing who can put the 253 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,959 Speaker 5: perfect amount of how do you describe the perfect amount 254 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,080 Speaker 5: of vegimite on a piece of toast? Yes, And we 255 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,680 Speaker 5: took calls for days. We ended up with a shocking description. 256 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 5: I don't think we got it right. Our junior producer, Analys, 257 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 5: totally cooked it. So we needed a new test. Martha 258 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,559 Speaker 5: turned as you said today earlier Woods, Martha is the 259 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:37,440 Speaker 5: perfect litmus test. 260 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:40,400 Speaker 1: She's never made a piece of vegimite toast in her life. 261 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,320 Speaker 5: I've never eaten a piece of vegemite toast in her life, 262 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 5: extraor apart from a barn Bay organic vegimite that she 263 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,720 Speaker 5: believes she's dappled in such a such a twig. 264 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,080 Speaker 9: You are you? 265 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:51,920 Speaker 6: Are you? 266 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,280 Speaker 5: You accept this is the moment our relationship can move forward. 267 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 2: You've never used a toast. Look at you. You don't 268 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 2: even know. 269 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,960 Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing with the toaster. 270 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:05,079 Speaker 7: I know what I'm doing with the toast. My elbow 271 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 7: deep here in this meadow lye spread actually. 272 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 2: Kills me. 273 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,839 Speaker 5: Carl and Jack could organize a trip to Hawaii if 274 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 5: one of them sneezed on air. 275 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 2: And we've got metal. 276 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 5: Lee butter and I'm offended and a piece of gluten 277 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:24,319 Speaker 5: free bread that looks like on a Madeira cake bird 278 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 5: cardboard that she's how you you've never made toast before? 279 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,439 Speaker 2: How you meant to make good toast? With poor tools. 280 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 7: I have never made toast you. Of course I've made toast. 281 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 4: She put olives infecta on it. 282 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,160 Speaker 7: Toasting for my breakfast every day. 283 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,160 Speaker 1: How many years now now? Amazingly, Martha. 284 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,839 Speaker 4: Before the song, we were talking about the fact that 285 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,559 Speaker 4: we don't know how to describe how to make the 286 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 4: perfect vegemie toast. But then you said, what if you 287 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,840 Speaker 4: describe it as just dirty in the butter into like 288 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 4: a what do you say a dirty blonde? 289 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 7: Like a dirty blonde almost? 290 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,199 Speaker 5: And I think that's pretty good because we all agree. 291 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,440 Speaker 5: We all agree too much is far too much. The 292 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,240 Speaker 5: instruction Mum used to give is if you think you 293 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 5: put too much on, you probably have sure. So I 294 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 5: think this is more of an intuitive sense of how 295 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 5: the toaster mate. Yesterday we went with seventy five butter 296 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 5: twenty five Vegimi. 297 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,080 Speaker 1: It was too literal, it was too much her number. 298 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,840 Speaker 7: Yeah, it's about to put it on, Okay. 299 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,560 Speaker 5: So Martha's buttering away feverish. By the way, if anybody's 300 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 5: seen that new show on Netflix with the Japanese kids 301 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,559 Speaker 5: who running their first errand for the first time. 302 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:27,360 Speaker 1: Old Enough as it's called, this is that, So mar 303 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,079 Speaker 1: you haven't. 304 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,200 Speaker 7: Seen it, but I can only am guessing that he's 305 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 7: taking the absolute piss out of it somehow. 306 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 4: If you haven't seen this show, it's effectively cameras following 307 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 4: like a three year old Japanese boy and they see 308 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 4: if you can go to the supermarket and do a 309 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:40,199 Speaker 4: basic shop. 310 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,280 Speaker 7: And I'm glad. I try it out here every week. Honestly, 311 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 7: I'm glad. Guys, I think I'm done. 312 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,959 Speaker 2: Okay, here, don't shows. Don't show. This's a big moment. 313 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,240 Speaker 2: Your sense to the theater. 314 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,959 Speaker 5: All right, Okay, so you've so you've got that, you've 315 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:58,200 Speaker 5: you've dirtied that. The instruction was I could make apply 316 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 5: the veggie might like you're the butter like a like. 317 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,719 Speaker 1: A like a dirty blonde. Yeah, but. 318 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,400 Speaker 2: You tasted vegimie toast before. No, she's we're dealing with 319 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:10,960 Speaker 2: the upper end. 320 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:11,800 Speaker 7: This is the thing. 321 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 2: Do you wipe your own ass? 322 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 7: Like it's hard to know there's someone that does that. 323 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 7: They usually just stand in the corner of the bathroom. 324 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 7: They were all white, so they blend in with the wall. 325 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 1: His name's Michael. We've met him. 326 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 2: Big moment, all right, Martha. I wanted to hold it 327 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 2: up for us so we can get a good look 328 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 2: at this. She has cooked it white five year old 329 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 2: finger painting. 330 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 7: No, because Woody, you told me to do it on 331 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 7: melted butter, and you can't do it on melted butter. 332 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 7: The butter needs to be cold. 333 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,720 Speaker 1: Just let's try again. You've got a second. 334 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 7: Piece doing it on my second the piece is already cold. 335 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 5: I mean, she's I mean, seriously, it's the an impaired 336 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 5: leading the blind here. 337 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 2: You too need to stop talking. 338 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 1: Wait, let's just dirty. It, don't cover it, just dirty. 339 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,640 Speaker 1: You fully died a black last. 340 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 7: So I've done it good. It's because it's it's the 341 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 7: butter is what do you call it? Melted? This one's 342 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 7: going to be perfect. You're going to love it. 343 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: This is looking good. I want to say it. By 344 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,200 Speaker 1: the way, go to our socials, will and body. 345 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 2: That's pretty much better. 346 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 6: It's not bad. 347 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 2: It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. 348 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,120 Speaker 5: Now the ultimate test, though, let's let's get down to us, 349 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 5: and you know, hopefully there's somebody in first date on 350 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:38,000 Speaker 5: standby to help those soft tonsils of yours, mate, who 351 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 5: are only used to Byron bay VEGGIEMI. 352 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 2: I'm a little bit worried. 353 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 5: About your salt intake here and we all know that 354 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 5: you get constivated very quickly. 355 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 2: So this could be an issue. 356 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 5: But you've never actually tried craft vegimight before you? 357 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 2: Are you willing to try? 358 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 7: Don't want to have a bite? Do you want to 359 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,080 Speaker 7: have a bite of both of them? 360 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here we go. Let's just do the 361 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,760 Speaker 2: one I mean, but it is an audible meeting. Here 362 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 2: we go. 363 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 1: Oh wow, goodbye, really goodbye. 364 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 7: Oh tastes like fresh and cheese and olives on toes. 365 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 5: Agree, But out of the girl, great stuff about the Calvernators, 366 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,680 Speaker 5: our fairy god Martha. 367 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,160 Speaker 2: It's always great to have you here, mate, Thanks so much. 368 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,960 Speaker 5: Will we see you before you go in your all 369 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 5: expenses maker to Europe? 370 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,080 Speaker 7: No? Probably not, I'm sure. Like, if you're watching my 371 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 7: stories you can get through We will if you. 372 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,280 Speaker 2: Can get through them. How many stories are you going 373 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 2: to be putting up made? 374 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 5: Is it going to be like the perforation on one 375 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,440 Speaker 5: of those spyrex pages one of those spy rex probably 376 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 5: Jesus Christ? 377 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 2: All right, well, you can follow online. 378 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 4: We'll sit down for the three hour movie that is 379 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 4: your stories. 380 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:51,680 Speaker 7: Past. 381 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 5: Now is will and for the first time, Netflix is 382 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,600 Speaker 5: losing customers. Two hundred thousand customers in the first quarter 383 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,720 Speaker 5: they lost this year. 384 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 1: And interestingly, that's because they're so good. 385 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,919 Speaker 2: They're super saturated. 386 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaker 4: They've run out of people to subscribe because everyone's got Netflix. 387 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,000 Speaker 4: So it's hard to have growth when everyone's already got it. 388 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,120 Speaker 4: And that's why the way that they're hoping to get 389 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,600 Speaker 4: growth back is to crack down on people sharing passwords 390 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 4: and write all that jazz right, pretty amazing to get 391 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,880 Speaker 4: to the point where it's like. 392 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 5: We're so good, you've all got it. Someone else, well, 393 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,320 Speaker 5: not everyone's got it. There are still those cheating dogs. 394 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 5: It's true that use You wouldn't have your own Netflix again. 395 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:40,000 Speaker 1: Yes, I do under the name Stephen. If you're listening Netflix, 396 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: I do. 397 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,760 Speaker 2: There's quite a big fee. 398 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,359 Speaker 5: It's quite a big whack if you're using. 399 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:44,800 Speaker 2: Wouldn't know. 400 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 1: Is it really around? 401 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,679 Speaker 2: I think it's a few hundred bucks, isn't it? 402 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 5: Is all rights getting nods from outside anyway. 403 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,440 Speaker 2: They'll never prove it, they'll never know, right, So let's 404 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 2: talk a little bit about this because you. 405 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 5: Think because you and I are having a spot of 406 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:08,600 Speaker 5: breakfast today by Lake Burmaguwey, like where am I by 407 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 5: Burley Griffin Griffin in Canberra. 408 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:12,919 Speaker 1: On a wharf there. It's called the Bean and the 409 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,640 Speaker 1: table if you want to pop in. 410 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,080 Speaker 2: Is going to carry on. 411 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 5: So so we're sitting by lake, Burley Griffin, and we're 412 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 5: talking about these these these Netflix drops and subscribers, and 413 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:27,240 Speaker 5: you said to me, you proffered, you said, will I 414 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 5: think the reason they're losing it because they haven't got 415 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 5: any good reality shows on there. 416 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,000 Speaker 4: Oh no, I didn't use those words exactly, that's exactly 417 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 4: what you said. 418 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,720 Speaker 5: No, No, as Burley Griffin is my witness mate, you said, 419 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,359 Speaker 5: you said, you said they've got no good reality shows 420 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:44,480 Speaker 5: on there, and you said, if I had you know, 421 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 5: you know, five seconds in charge of Netflix, I've got 422 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 5: some good reality shows on there. Because we know the 423 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 5: guy who's in charge of Netflix, Astra Chris Oliver Taylor. 424 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,520 Speaker 2: Lovely guy's yeah, he's in charge of Netflix. 425 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,359 Speaker 1: Give us a cool Chris. 426 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,679 Speaker 2: I've got some ideas. Don't have an audience with Chris 427 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,000 Speaker 2: or trying get Chris on the show. 428 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:01,679 Speaker 10: Get him. 429 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 2: I'm working on that. I'd love to get Chris on 430 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 2: the show. But in the meantime, I love to hear 431 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,480 Speaker 2: your reality pictures show pictures for Netflix. 432 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:15,040 Speaker 4: Can you receive them though, like a contributory like Brainstormer. 433 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,480 Speaker 1: I don't want you to be sitting. 434 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 6: So cryptic. 435 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 1: I want you to get around me. 436 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 4: And that's not the role I play because they're Lucy's 437 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 4: they're you know, their ideas in my brain. 438 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,679 Speaker 5: I know how your pictures work, mate. I asked you 439 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 5: for pictures for Meghan Markle's new podcast. We all remember 440 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 5: how that went. 441 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 4: Kidnapping, the Corky Strip, Snooker, Rinse the Prince. It's just 442 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:40,040 Speaker 4: Harry you print calling Prince William every week. Markle's Bait 443 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 4: and Tackle, it's a good one. 444 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 5: Markal's Bat and Tackle wasn't bad year until you told 445 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,480 Speaker 5: me that it was. 446 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 2: It was actually her fishing. Yeah. 447 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: Meghan Markle just going famous. She just record. Doesn't even 448 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 1: talk you, do you hear the line going on? 449 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 2: All enough? All right? 450 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 5: So one song, one song, three winning, three winning reality. 451 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 2: Shows on Netflix. Next from you? 452 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:06,359 Speaker 6: All right? 453 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 2: Woods, You said to me today on the shores. 454 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,120 Speaker 5: Of like Burley Griffin, you said, well, the reason Netflix 455 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,880 Speaker 5: are losing so many customers and look again, the reported 456 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,240 Speaker 5: loss of two hundred thousand customers in the first quarter 457 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 5: at the close. 458 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 2: Of US markets on Tuesday. But he's counting. 459 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,240 Speaker 5: They said that they're losing numbers, and you're right, it 460 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,400 Speaker 5: is because they have everybody's already subscribed. They've super saturated 461 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,320 Speaker 5: the market. They got so popular when you think when 462 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,200 Speaker 5: you think about the list of subscriptions you've got for 463 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,479 Speaker 5: most people, number ones, Netflix, like everyone's got that. Yeah, right, 464 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:36,960 Speaker 5: and then. 465 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,520 Speaker 4: From there, you know, oh, obviously then Stan, Oh, Stan 466 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 4: is absolutely the best. 467 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,080 Speaker 1: There's no doubt about it. Will I love Stan. We 468 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 1: are brought to you by Oh. I didn't know that. 469 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 5: And then yeah, get around them anyway, you said, blood, 470 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:53,680 Speaker 5: I'll tell. 471 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,360 Speaker 2: You what they've got. They've got great reality TV, unlike Netflix. 472 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,600 Speaker 5: And you said to me today on the shores of 473 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 5: like Burley Griffin, we're back, baby, you said Will, You said, 474 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,359 Speaker 5: you said honey, you said kid, you said pet, you said, mate, 475 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 5: they haven't got good reality shows on Netflix. And you 476 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 5: said to me you could come up with quite quickly, 477 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 5: very good reality television. 478 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 2: And I've asked for three in the song. 479 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,399 Speaker 6: And you've written six. 480 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,560 Speaker 2: I don't know if we've got time for six. 481 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 1: Okay, a couple of honorable mentions? Can I do a 482 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 1: couple of honorable mentions as how long they well, you 483 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 1: just cut me off. 484 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,879 Speaker 4: If you're off it, all right, you're in control of this, 485 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 4: but you know, maybe you could also I want to 486 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,159 Speaker 4: hear more like if you're liking it. So first, one 487 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 4: cat on Moran, so effectively, I put my cat on 488 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,959 Speaker 4: a cat of Moran and see if you can get 489 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,479 Speaker 4: to New Zealand. That's, by the way, this is an 490 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 4: honorable mention. It didn't my top three. 491 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,880 Speaker 6: Who who's driving on? Who I get it? 492 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 2: The cat who's driving the. 493 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,879 Speaker 1: The cat I put my cat I reckon. 494 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,440 Speaker 9: You can do it? 495 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:51,840 Speaker 1: Okay. 496 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 4: Another honorable mention pitbull v pitbull. So picture this pitbull 497 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 4: on stage in one of those dogs. Enough, okay, so 498 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 4: is my honorable mentions. These are good ones. These are 499 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 4: the good ones. 500 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 1: Andre's shaggasy guy dresses up as Andrea Angassy, walks up 501 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 1: to people in public and flirts with them. Has Andre 502 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:18,080 Speaker 1: still got it? Andre? Saay, you don't mind that, you 503 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,720 Speaker 1: don't mind that, you don't mind that. 504 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 4: Okay, here's another one home and host you know the same, Sorry, 505 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,200 Speaker 4: go back to. 506 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,480 Speaker 2: What it does. It is the aim for him to 507 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 2: shag them. 508 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,280 Speaker 4: Well you get to that end and then Andrea's in 509 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,760 Speaker 4: a van watching and then it's not. 510 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,920 Speaker 1: Me runs in. 511 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:43,119 Speaker 2: It's not that Stiffy grab has my partner still got it? 512 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 4: And when he gets rejected Stiffy's business, you old bold bastard. 513 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 2: Having a laugh. Yeah, he's in the van, she's having 514 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 2: a great time. 515 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,520 Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, that's quite like that. Hard to get him 516 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,800 Speaker 5: on board, I imagine. I think he's a bit of 517 00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,639 Speaker 5: a recluse, isn't he. 518 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,280 Speaker 1: A bit of point? 519 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:05,119 Speaker 5: I don't think you could throw any amount of money. 520 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,320 Speaker 2: He's not a Middle East AFL. 521 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,560 Speaker 6: Player, mate. 522 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,159 Speaker 5: You can't throw a half a million bucket expansion to 523 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,159 Speaker 5: live across the country to film Andre shaggers here. 524 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 1: I know his ex manager. 525 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 2: I'll go to him. 526 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,760 Speaker 1: I'll go to him, right, I know his ex manager, 527 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:17,920 Speaker 1: right my body. 528 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 5: I think let's not go into the logistics because we're 529 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,679 Speaker 5: getting bogged down. 530 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,639 Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, Okay, but that's that's pretty good. I'm 531 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 1: pretty happy with the response there. Okay. 532 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,760 Speaker 4: You know the saying home and hosed, Yes, okay. The 533 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 4: TV show is simply this. Someone just walks into the 534 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,600 Speaker 4: front door and they get hosed by a five brigade 535 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:38,359 Speaker 4: strength hose and it's just that montaged. I mean you 536 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:44,119 Speaker 4: watch it home and hosed okay, okay's pretty sorry. 537 00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,960 Speaker 5: Do they get they get hosed up against their front 538 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:47,800 Speaker 5: door in the face. 539 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 2: They're quite damaging those hoses like that. Okay. 540 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: Partner signs awaiver, Yeah, no, I get it. 541 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,320 Speaker 2: Stepan grafts in the van. She's haven't hurt. 542 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:58,760 Speaker 6: I get it. 543 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, next, next one, okay. Very similar to Andre Shakers 544 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 4: this this doesn't involve a big celebrity getting on board, 545 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 4: which is a win. 546 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,800 Speaker 1: Okay. Here it is escort red handed. 547 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 4: I dress up as a very sexy escort and I 548 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 4: make advances on taking men or women. Their partner in 549 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,720 Speaker 4: the van watching the whole essentially said well, I could 550 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,760 Speaker 4: do a de Andre get him on for a guest appearance. 551 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: I'm playing whatever. I flirt with people, their partners in 552 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,880 Speaker 1: the van, and they go to say. 553 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,200 Speaker 2: Gee, are they going to make it over? 554 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,640 Speaker 1: Are they going to be reset? 555 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,520 Speaker 4: And then if they are, partner comes by that show cheaters. 556 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 2: Wow, that's wild. Yeah, it's a real tone shift. 557 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 1: Good show though, Yeah, not bad. You want any one more? 558 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,040 Speaker 8: That's some more In just a bit the Will and 559 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 8: Woody podcast. 560 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,880 Speaker 5: What You and I Are on the Shores, of Lake 561 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 5: Burley Griffin earlier today. 562 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: And camera in our beautiful capital and. 563 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 2: In our beautiful care capital. 564 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,560 Speaker 5: That's right, we're on the Today Show believe it or not, 565 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,439 Speaker 5: Big Time for the Boys TV comes Slimitty Apprentice by 566 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 5: the way, comes out in the month. 567 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,159 Speaker 4: We're in that and then after that Ninja Warrior, I 568 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,440 Speaker 4: mean Streuth Almighty Australia. 569 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,960 Speaker 2: Here we can't find and find a place we aren't anyway. 570 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 5: We were on the Today Show earlier today with the 571 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 5: one and only car Stephanov very graciously had us on 572 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,360 Speaker 5: to talk. 573 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,639 Speaker 2: All about that, but also to talk about what he's 574 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,040 Speaker 2: there for. 575 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,679 Speaker 5: And he is walking from Shepperdon to Sydney with our 576 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,600 Speaker 5: great friend Gus Walland for a very very good course. 577 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,320 Speaker 6: And Gus joins us right now. 578 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 2: Gussie is next to me. 579 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,160 Speaker 10: I think I might have wakened you up. 580 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 6: You really need not. 581 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:48,280 Speaker 9: Really, however, he has he is now interestingly. 582 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 5: One word to describe it, Gus, one word to describe 583 00:25:52,560 --> 00:26:00,719 Speaker 5: it massive. Now can you just tell me, GUSI obviously 584 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,919 Speaker 5: why are you two touring around together? 585 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,160 Speaker 2: What's the what's the story. 586 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 9: Yeah, so we've decided to go from Shepherdon up to 587 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 9: Woongong in a week and talk about mental fitness and 588 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 9: talk about for life and makeship miles is what it's called. 589 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 9: And you know, we're raising some funds and we're raising 590 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,760 Speaker 9: some awareness around just the fact that, you know, life's 591 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 9: been pretty shocking the last couple of years and now 592 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,720 Speaker 9: we've got an opportunity to have a proper conversation again. 593 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 9: So that's what we're doing. 594 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,240 Speaker 4: And you're just talking Gus about a nude Karl Stefanovic 595 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,399 Speaker 4: and I appreciate that you guys have been on the 596 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,520 Speaker 4: road together. And obviously, I mean, I think anyone listening 597 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,560 Speaker 4: right now would know yourself and Karl Stefanovic love a 598 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,800 Speaker 4: bit of band love, some fun, love the jokes. 599 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,720 Speaker 1: But you've had a lot of time on the road together. 600 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,800 Speaker 4: How do you guys go transitioning into you know, chats 601 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,240 Speaker 4: about how you're going and has that come up on 602 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:47,840 Speaker 4: the road trip? 603 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,000 Speaker 9: Yeah, it certainly has. I mean, carlum I have been 604 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,639 Speaker 9: mates now for a few years, and I suppose the 605 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 9: last year or so he's really sort of got involved 606 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,639 Speaker 9: in Gotcha for Life, So we understand that sort of 607 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,119 Speaker 9: where you know, I do a lot of my work, 608 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,760 Speaker 9: so he feels very comfortable talking to me, and that's 609 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 9: what I love about our relationship. And of course we 610 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,720 Speaker 9: laugh most of the time, but you do just save 611 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,600 Speaker 9: a little bit of yourself for your mate to talk 612 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 9: about the really important stuff, and we can go there 613 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,080 Speaker 9: really quickly, you know. 614 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 10: And and I like that. 615 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,480 Speaker 9: I like that in my relationships, so we get there 616 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,040 Speaker 9: quite quickly. 617 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,879 Speaker 5: How do you and so Gussie, so, just for the 618 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,200 Speaker 5: guys listening to us, or you know a lot of 619 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,920 Speaker 5: the women listening as well, how do you go from 620 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:29,640 Speaker 5: a relationship which is pure banter, pure gags, into transitioning 621 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 5: into something which has got a little bit more depth 622 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 5: to it, which ultimately could save their life. 623 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,000 Speaker 9: So the most important thing is just to go for it. 624 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 9: So there's enough editation in this world. So with relationships 625 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 9: that you love and you care about, you've just got 626 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,800 Speaker 9: to go there. I wouldn't necessarily go straight for the jugular. 627 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,160 Speaker 9: I would go for a walk, I'd go for a driver, 628 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,320 Speaker 9: I go and do some activity together. I'll say, you 629 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 9: know what, mate, I've been thinking about this, show a 630 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 9: little bit of vulnerability yourself and that will show that 631 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,080 Speaker 9: will lead the way. But the most important thing is 632 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,200 Speaker 9: not to ignore it anymore. And seven blokes a day, 633 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,919 Speaker 9: every single day, two women every single day, and we 634 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 9: have an attempt of suicide in this country every twenty 635 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,119 Speaker 9: eight seconds. Jesus, So as people are listening to you 636 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,200 Speaker 9: now driving home or listening at home, or listening at work, 637 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,280 Speaker 9: think about that. Seven men, two women, one every twenty 638 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,360 Speaker 9: eight seconds attempting. So enough is enough. What we've been 639 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,639 Speaker 9: doing to now is not good enough anymore, not on 640 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,240 Speaker 9: our what So it's our opportunity now to get a 641 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,879 Speaker 9: little bit uncomfortable, lead with some vulnerability and actually start 642 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,159 Speaker 9: having these conversations. 643 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 4: Well said, and I got a message mate, just going 644 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,360 Speaker 4: over what you says. Well, I do think that guys, 645 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,920 Speaker 4: all girls as will you so well put there. I 646 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 4: think we can overthink the chat as well. You know 647 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,920 Speaker 4: I've done that before. You know, when you get the 648 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,160 Speaker 4: thought in your head of how am I going to 649 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,800 Speaker 4: bring it up? Oh, it's going to be so awkward. 650 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 2: I think you just don't. 651 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 9: Over complicate everything, espely things that are important to us. 652 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 9: So it's always it's always worse in your head than 653 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,920 Speaker 9: itever is in real life. So just go for it, 654 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,240 Speaker 9: especially with people that you love. That's why I say 655 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 9: to you guys and your listeners, write down a list 656 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 9: of your village, write down the people that are most important. 657 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,040 Speaker 10: To you, then go and speak to them. You don't 658 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,960 Speaker 10: have to speak to everyone of that all your feelings 659 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 10: that the first thing that is every five minutes or 660 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,080 Speaker 10: have a deeper meaningful every every time you chat. But 661 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 10: with the people that you love and the door, they're 662 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,000 Speaker 10: the ones get vulnerable with the hopfully they won't judge 663 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 10: you because they love you. 664 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a great point, mate, It's a wonderful message, guys. 665 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 5: And what do you know I was saying today after 666 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 5: we left the Today's Show today which we flew to 667 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 5: Canberfore by the way, and you didn't even bother to 668 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,920 Speaker 5: be on our cross that you're in the background doing 669 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 5: a country radio interview on the phone. But for more info, 670 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,160 Speaker 5: here's the honestly, GUSI we do a lot of stuff 671 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 5: with mental health obviously with this show because I get depressed. 672 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,720 Speaker 5: Gotcha for Live has the message binned like you guys 673 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,960 Speaker 5: have absolutely noted. And you are such a champion of 674 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 5: this cause, mate, you speak so well about it and 675 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 5: so if people want to get around it, headle on 676 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 5: to Gotcha for Life dot org. The number four in there. 677 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 5: Gotcha for life, dot Dog and of course Lifeline if 678 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,120 Speaker 5: you need to speak to someone immediately. Thirteen eleven fourteen 679 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,480 Speaker 5: is always there for you. Gussie Walland you're amazing, mate, 680 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,960 Speaker 5: and you're so good at this that you're currently on 681 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 5: two radio. 682 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 2: Stations at the same time. I mean, I don't know, 683 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 2: I don't know how you've done it. You've you've ascended, 684 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,640 Speaker 2: You've ascended a. 685 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,800 Speaker 6: Human ability, mate. 686 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,960 Speaker 2: But this is how good this causes and how big 687 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,920 Speaker 2: this causes for you, mate. 688 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 5: You've almost become a little bit of a godlike figure, omnipotent, 689 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,600 Speaker 5: omnipotent in your charity. 690 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,480 Speaker 6: It's unbelievable. 691 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 5: Gussie Walland thanks for joining us, mate. You are a 692 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,720 Speaker 5: gun and a wonderful cause. We've got you for life, mate. 693 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 2: Thank you. 694 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,400 Speaker 9: I love you boys very very much, and thank you 695 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,560 Speaker 9: again for all your efforts coming down the camera that 696 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,400 Speaker 9: was above and beyond. So that's awesome. 697 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,120 Speaker 2: Thanks into state. We'd love to see you all right. 698 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 2: See this is the Will and Woody Podcast CTA one 699 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,440 Speaker 2: six y five. 700 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,160 Speaker 5: Have you got a story involving food that you're embarrassed about? 701 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,560 Speaker 2: It's food sham te, so can't stop it? 702 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,760 Speaker 1: John the dim sim story. 703 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,160 Speaker 2: Now, no, hold it, I mean it sets me off. 704 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 5: That story a good friend of ours fictionately known as Vinn. 705 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,320 Speaker 5: We'll get to that though, thirty one oh six ' five. 706 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 5: If it's final least Pillow, I should say up for 707 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,719 Speaker 5: grabs right now. 708 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 1: I might have to send it to Vin. 709 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:18,720 Speaker 4: Let's got six five. Amy, you had a bit of 710 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,560 Speaker 4: a food shame story in New Zealand. 711 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,280 Speaker 11: I agree. I didn't bother with the mains. I just 712 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 11: pulled my chair straight up to the dessert bar and 713 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,959 Speaker 11: sat at the dessert bar and worked my way through it. 714 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:32,960 Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on. 715 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,720 Speaker 4: So you're at a buffet and you just put your 716 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,520 Speaker 4: table rather than working back and forth, you just put 717 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,440 Speaker 4: your chair at the dessert buffet table and just talk 718 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 4: it out. 719 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,400 Speaker 1: Extraordinary? 720 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,160 Speaker 2: Did anyone say anything like you? 721 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 11: I was there for a work function, so I used 722 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 11: to work in Trouble and they sent us over to 723 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:59,600 Speaker 11: New Zealand on an educational and basically we just had 724 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,479 Speaker 11: the rest to ourselves because it was a quiet light 725 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,280 Speaker 11: that they booked us in four so it was only 726 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,000 Speaker 11: me and my work colleagues there anyway. 727 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, is a convenient. Let's go to Kayla here Kayla Hawaii. 728 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,160 Speaker 4: This is a bit of a overseas edition, the third 729 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,840 Speaker 4: Shame in Hawaiian. 730 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,760 Speaker 12: Yes, so in Hawaii they have I don't know if 731 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,800 Speaker 12: you've heard of the brank called Hagen Days. It's a 732 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,480 Speaker 12: brand of ice. 733 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,200 Speaker 2: I don't think I was going to say, I think 734 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 2: Hagan Dance. That's all right, that's right. 735 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 5: We also thought it was tappanned before, so preaching to 736 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,960 Speaker 5: the choir here, have you got someone on your team anyway, Yeah, 737 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 5: Hagan Dance, Hagen Dashgan Days, whatever it is. 738 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,440 Speaker 2: Where were you? 739 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:46,840 Speaker 12: You're in Hawaii walking around the fam down this great flavor. 740 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,440 Speaker 12: I don't know the name of some caramel flavor. When 741 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,720 Speaker 12: in got three scoops, like went away, walked around and 742 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,000 Speaker 12: it was so good, and then I was like I 743 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,760 Speaker 12: want more. So I finished that and I came back 744 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,200 Speaker 12: and then like I asked for another like three or 745 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,240 Speaker 12: four skips, and then the lady was just saying, all right, 746 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,800 Speaker 12: all good. Went off for a walk, and then I 747 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,640 Speaker 12: want more. So I went back and the lady just 748 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,200 Speaker 12: looked at me, and I was like, please don't judge me, 749 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,560 Speaker 12: And yeah, I went back a fourth time. 750 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,000 Speaker 2: Serves four going back before and three scope stage time 751 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,120 Speaker 2: thoughts is strong. 752 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,600 Speaker 4: Col Kaylor, I still think by the way, deja food 753 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 4: is a good bit. But you go to a restaurant, 754 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 4: order for eat it, go back and do exactly the 755 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,200 Speaker 4: same thing again and see if you can make the 756 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,040 Speaker 4: way to a waitress think you had they're having dja 757 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,120 Speaker 4: food deja vu? 758 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I like it, Mane, I like it. 759 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 5: Good bit is we just finished the reality show pitching bit, 760 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:47,120 Speaker 5: but I like it, Adrian, Adrian, Hey, guys are doing 761 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,600 Speaker 5: final call here ma' about to go to the quiz 762 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,880 Speaker 5: Jess maulboys playing for somebody right up next to your food. 763 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,800 Speaker 2: Shame hit us. 764 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,720 Speaker 11: So we went to a seafred restaurant in the city. 765 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,760 Speaker 10: They have a mixed secret bag. 766 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,880 Speaker 11: They're about two killers each. 767 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:58,480 Speaker 9: Wow. 768 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,080 Speaker 11: Me and my cousin ordered. 769 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:04,840 Speaker 1: To each all six so six kilos each yep. 770 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,520 Speaker 9: And then at the end we weren't just quite satisfied, 771 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,480 Speaker 9: so we went got icebreak just to stop it off. 772 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,840 Speaker 4: Right up, Real quick story about some dim sims in 773 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,000 Speaker 4: the snow. Now this is a true story, not one 774 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,279 Speaker 4: word of a lie. I went to the pub with 775 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,239 Speaker 4: a man on a mountain in the snow, Okay. On 776 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 4: the way home, he picked up six dim Sims and 777 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 4: I was like, I. 778 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:29,480 Speaker 2: Was extraordinary six sims on. 779 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,040 Speaker 1: The way home with had dinner. Buddy, I'm already impressed. 780 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:40,319 Speaker 13: Anyway, ordering six tim Sims had to walk up the mat. 781 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,640 Speaker 13: We had to walk up the man and I was 782 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 13: saying him, you won't get through that six anyway. 783 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,239 Speaker 2: He did. 784 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,520 Speaker 4: Then we undress, We got down to our box of shorts, 785 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,160 Speaker 4: We get into the bed, were settled. 786 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:52,919 Speaker 2: The lights are off. 787 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,239 Speaker 4: Anyway, in the corner of my eye, I see you 788 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,879 Speaker 4: guys sit up like a vampire boss. 789 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 2: Straight up and he goes, I need more. 790 00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,520 Speaker 1: Clothes back on and gets six more. 791 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,880 Speaker 2: To go down the mountain in the. 792 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:10,360 Speaker 6: Snow. 793 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,719 Speaker 5: The Will and Woody Podcast, We've got the one and 794 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:19,440 Speaker 5: only Jess bow Boy who chose the boys. 795 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,640 Speaker 2: Obviously see Jess. 796 00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,080 Speaker 5: The voice continues tonight seven thirty on Channel seven. 797 00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 4: She's in the chair, Buddy Oath, Absolutely she is. And Jess, 798 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,719 Speaker 4: you were just name dropping merely minutes ago about. 799 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:38,040 Speaker 1: Meeting Snoop dogg Dog. You called him uncle uncle dog 800 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:38,880 Speaker 1: or uncle Snoop. 801 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,760 Speaker 4: But Jess, I gotta follow up question for that, who 802 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,799 Speaker 4: of all the people you've met, Because you've met so 803 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,120 Speaker 4: many people within the music industry, because you've been incredibly successful. 804 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,840 Speaker 4: Of all the people you've met, who took your breath 805 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,560 Speaker 4: away the most, or who were you most nervous or 806 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,799 Speaker 4: scared to meet, Like. 807 00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,520 Speaker 14: Leaving Miss be, meeting Miss b and having her invite 808 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,600 Speaker 14: me on her Sasha Fist tour was like it was beyond. 809 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,040 Speaker 14: It was beyond what I dreamed about as a as 810 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,360 Speaker 14: as an upcoming artist, you know, who was just you know, 811 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,200 Speaker 14: making her way in the Australian music scene. And for 812 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,840 Speaker 14: her to come out and watch one of the shows, 813 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,400 Speaker 14: I'll never forget that great answer. 814 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,520 Speaker 4: You know, there's a conspiracy theory that some people follow. 815 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,120 Speaker 4: Not going to name names, but there's a conspiracy theory 816 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,400 Speaker 4: that there's two of it. 817 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,200 Speaker 2: It's two bees. 818 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,200 Speaker 14: No, there's not, there's two bees. 819 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:33,120 Speaker 1: Apparently that's why she's everywhere. Can you confirmage? 820 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 14: I cannot confirm any of you. 821 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,759 Speaker 1: Have the theory. I think there's two bees. 822 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,799 Speaker 14: I I I don't have a theory, and I and 823 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,160 Speaker 14: I don't have to all. 824 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,600 Speaker 2: You don't have to have. 825 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,560 Speaker 14: Seen I have seen her in full farm him. 826 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,040 Speaker 2: You don't have to entertain this. Just say shut up, 827 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,839 Speaker 2: what are you a dickhead? And we can move on, 828 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:56,640 Speaker 2: let's move. 829 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,280 Speaker 5: It's a ship question. 830 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 14: Doubles people do. 831 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,760 Speaker 5: Have if they're in a film film right, next question, 832 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,240 Speaker 5: there's Threeta Auras on the set. 833 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,560 Speaker 6: Is that there's three of them? 834 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,239 Speaker 2: There's only one? 835 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,279 Speaker 5: Yeah, there can only be one, isn't there there's enough room. 836 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,560 Speaker 5: There's only enough room for one Reta Aura in this world. 837 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,440 Speaker 5: You guys have got a bit of a rivalry between 838 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,120 Speaker 5: you two. Is that? 839 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,000 Speaker 6: Is that legit? 840 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,000 Speaker 5: Like we spoke to Rita and she seemed to think 841 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,759 Speaker 5: that the claws were out, and backstage you had a 842 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,480 Speaker 5: bit of a crack at her through some water in 843 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 5: her face or something. 844 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:33,879 Speaker 2: Something happened there. 845 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 14: Look, honestly, I wish, you know, I wish there was 846 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,480 Speaker 14: some type of rivalry, but there is absolutely none of 847 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,279 Speaker 14: that going on. It's it's super passionate. Like when we 848 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,960 Speaker 14: are backstage, we are laughing, like, you know, Keith is 849 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,920 Speaker 14: like driving around like right, you know, driving us around 850 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,960 Speaker 14: in the in the in the golf buggy. 851 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 2: Keith drives you around in the golf Keith drives you 852 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,160 Speaker 2: and go. 853 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,200 Speaker 14: He did literally the whole season, like he was literally, 854 00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,160 Speaker 14: what is your life? 855 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,960 Speaker 5: You hang out with you hang out with stiff Dog 856 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,800 Speaker 5: you opened for Beyonce and Keith Urban drives you around 857 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,759 Speaker 5: a golf buggy. 858 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,640 Speaker 2: Jess Man, boy, there's extraordinary existence. 859 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,000 Speaker 14: I don't know, tracked all these amazing, amazing people and 860 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:23,360 Speaker 14: have such a wonderful relations people. And you guys, all. 861 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,640 Speaker 4: The judges do seem incredibly chummy and well hear then 862 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,359 Speaker 4: answer a lot and to pull the curtain. Then Rita 863 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,160 Speaker 4: Orrison exactly the same thing we spoke to her. But 864 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 4: let's be honest. You're in the the golf cart with Urban, 865 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,400 Speaker 4: all the judges are in there, and you have to 866 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,279 Speaker 4: kick one of them off. 867 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,160 Speaker 1: You're you're going over a bridge over a valley Seas. 868 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,080 Speaker 4: The Sebastians in there, and and the valley can only 869 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,720 Speaker 4: take the weight of three. 870 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,959 Speaker 2: Of them and if they go out of the cart 871 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,439 Speaker 2: they die. 872 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,880 Speaker 1: Who are you kicking out? Well, I think it's safe 873 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,319 Speaker 1: to say. 874 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,279 Speaker 14: And you know, and he would he would be in 875 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,720 Speaker 14: this with me. Yes, I would take Sebastian Seas. 876 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to be taken down. Take Sebastian. 877 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:01,440 Speaker 14: Yeah, there are there have been nasty moments that he 878 00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,280 Speaker 14: swung my way in this season. So I'm I'm looking 879 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,359 Speaker 14: forward to giving it right. 880 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,440 Speaker 5: I'm going to I'm gonna want here, I'm gonna want here. 881 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,879 Speaker 5: You had a great hearted hypothetical, Jess, now boy, here 882 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,640 Speaker 5: we go. Hypothetical for your voice. 883 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,880 Speaker 2: Judges, hypothetical, right, yes. 884 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,759 Speaker 5: Shoot shagg Mary Guy, Sebastian, Keith urban raider, Aura. 885 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:27,439 Speaker 13: Go, oh my goodness, shooting Sebastian given the last answers. 886 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:32,520 Speaker 14: Total shooting Sebastian. I think, Keith, what what? 887 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:32,520 Speaker 4: What? 888 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800 Speaker 2: Keith shagging? 889 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,360 Speaker 6: Keith married? 890 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,160 Speaker 2: Mary, You're marrying, marrying, Keith marrying, Keith married. 891 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,480 Speaker 14: And then. 892 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,000 Speaker 1: What are you gonna do to Aura? What are you 893 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:47,400 Speaker 1: going to do? 894 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:50,560 Speaker 14: Kiss her? 895 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:59,640 Speaker 5: Diplomatic answer, because you're too good, Jess. 896 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,600 Speaker 2: I will look if I want to see chest. 897 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,359 Speaker 5: The voice continued seven thirty on Channel seven. Just by way, 898 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,439 Speaker 5: we love you, We love having you on the show Mate. 899 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,440 Speaker 2: Always so good to see you.