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Speaker 1: And Amanda Jamnation.

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Speaker 2: Takes a big man to admit that he's wrong, and

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Speaker 2: I'm not a real big man. But I used to

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Speaker 2: sneer it vivid, but I'm into Vivid.

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Speaker 1: Who would sneer it vivid? You're the same person that

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Speaker 1: booed the kids from Billy Elliott.

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Speaker 2: Though that was unfortunate. I didn't just boo the kids

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Speaker 2: of Billy Allen. It was just that Elton John was

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Speaker 2: doing a particularly long version of Rocketman.

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Speaker 1: And we'll tell you will choose to boo job? Who

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Speaker 1: boos Elton John.

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Speaker 2: For seventeen and it's just phony.

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Speaker 1: Everyone else was getting into it all I get.

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Speaker 2: Off, and at that stage he willed the little kids

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Speaker 2: from Billy Elliott, so I wasn't. I have no beef

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Speaker 2: with talented kids.

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Speaker 1: So what's your think with vivid?

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Speaker 2: Vivid? I used to be quite sneery towards it, but

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Speaker 2: I love it. I love Vivid. I'm a Vivid convert.

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Speaker 2: I actually changed the festoons in my shd on the

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Speaker 2: weekend just so I can be part of the Vivid gang.

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Speaker 1: It held a torch under your face with woooo. But

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Speaker 1: Vivid is a great time of year. It is wonderful

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Speaker 1: and lots of newscasts a trying to describe the beauty

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Speaker 1: of the scene, and it reminded me of some audio

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Speaker 1: that my parents used to play that was famously hilarious. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll see what you think, but my parents thought. What

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Speaker 1: nineteen thirty seven and this man. On May twentieth, nineteen

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Speaker 1: thirty seven, Lieutenant Commander Thomas Woodroffe delivered his description of

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Speaker 1: the coronation Fleet, the lighting up of the fleet. The

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Speaker 1: problem was he'd had some very big refreshments in the

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Speaker 1: officer's mess took abou an officers mess. So he was

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Speaker 1: a retired sailor turned broadcaster for the BBC and he

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Speaker 1: got to the microphone at ten forty five for the

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Speaker 1: commentary on the illuminations. And what happened was, well, his

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Speaker 1: behavior was slightly more illuminating than envisaged, and the bosses

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Speaker 1: were a fair distance way and couldn't get to him.

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Speaker 1: They took them four minutes to shut him down. Here

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Speaker 1: it's old fashioned and its old school. My parents thought

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Speaker 1: this was hilarious. But here is Commander Thomas Woodroff delivering

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Speaker 1: the the address. I guess a four minute description of

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Speaker 1: the illuminations.

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Speaker 3: What I mean is this it's the whole seat. Is

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Speaker 3: it up?

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Speaker 1: Fairly?

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Speaker 3: Them? And each ship is outside now it's far as

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Speaker 3: I can see. It's about I suppose I can see

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Speaker 3: it down about five or six miles.

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Speaker 1: Ships all is up.

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Speaker 3: They're out time, the whole lot. Even destroyers are outlined.

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Speaker 3: In the old days, destroys used to be outlined by

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Speaker 3: a little kind of pitty bit of light, and nowadays

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Speaker 3: destroyers a little up by. They outlined themselves. In a

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Speaker 3: second or two, we're gonna fire rockets and we're gonna

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Speaker 3: find all sorts of it's gone. It's gone. There's no fleet.

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Speaker 3: It disappeared. And what happened is the fee gone, disappeared

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Speaker 3: and gone.

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Speaker 1: We had one.

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Speaker 3: Hundred and two hundred warships all around us a second ago,

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Speaker 3: and now they have gone. There's nothing at all.

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Speaker 1: They're gone.

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Speaker 2: They're gone. They're going to switch the lights off.

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Speaker 1: You know what that reminds me of? Inn't that time?

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Speaker 1: That fool Brendan Jones. He'd been out sailing, he'd had

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Speaker 1: a thousand beers. He was a passenger in his friend's

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Speaker 1: car and he decided to phone to.

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Speaker 3: GB Brendan from Cronulla. Brendan, Hello, brend how are you, mate,

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Speaker 3: min I'm well, thank you, I'm well.

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Speaker 2: Now I pandon this mate. You've changed radio. You're a revolutionary.

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Speaker 2: Oh please please, I really forget Lawsy, forget Fordam, forget

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Speaker 2: all those guys that's you. Sorry, I've been drinking beer.

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Speaker 1: He's gone, he's gone, his brain is gone.

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Speaker 2: Take the devil to replace him. Thank you for that.