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Speaker 1: Christian christ Christian o'connells show podcasts.

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Speaker 2: All right, turn for three Chomic Tuesday on the show

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Speaker 2: that is radio's equivalent of chocolate ice Magic.

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Speaker 3: Are you a lookerlike he? Are you a lookerlike? Last week?

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Speaker 2: What a fun thing to do on a break? Who

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Speaker 2: wants to be overseas on a holiday? I was at

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Speaker 2: Specsavers get in some new classes. I'm a very interesting

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Speaker 2: man to the family. Turns out I've raised him at kids.

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Speaker 2: I can't read without glasses as well.

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Speaker 3: We're all getting new bins.

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Speaker 2: The whole family there walking out with their new glasses.

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Speaker 3: Oh can I try yours on? What glasses? People do that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Can I try them on? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: Chatting to Maria Expects Savers Southrond last week she was

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Speaker 2: telling me, she goes, oh, my brother, you might find

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Speaker 2: it interesting. My brother looks exactly like Dan Andrews. All right,

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Speaker 2: she said, it's a nightmare. I get this, She said,

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Speaker 2: he's walking obviously at the moment is what every day

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Speaker 2: I mean?

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Speaker 3: She said, he is the spitting image of Dan Andrews.

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Speaker 3: So much so.

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Speaker 2: Every day Castle wind down windows to have a word

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Speaker 2: with what they think is direct one to one Dan Andrews.

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Speaker 2: It's Maria's brother who works at oz Post. So he

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Speaker 2: does every day works at oz Post, and every day

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Speaker 2: they go in someone people say to them, all dead

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Speaker 2: on you Dan Andrews, and they obviously go, oh, I

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Speaker 2: get this every day.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm not Dan Andrews. And then they go, are

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Speaker 3: you sure like Dan Andrews working undercover? That's why his

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Speaker 3: wife's sending pictures how high's work.

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Speaker 2: He's working for oz Post and he's trying to keep

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Speaker 2: us safe right now from COVID.

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Speaker 3: So are you a looker?

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Speaker 1: Likely?

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Speaker 2: Do we have another Dan Andrews out there? Anybody else

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Speaker 2: who is a spitting image? A real double take for

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Speaker 2: someone famous? Nine four one oh four three? Look out

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Speaker 2: for the fake Dan Andrews. Which one was the real one?

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Speaker 3: Fro We know?

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Speaker 2: What a great way for Dan Andrews to have a

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Speaker 2: couple of days off. These people might be.

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Speaker 3: Listening to this right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call Maria at Specsavers. She's up on level

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Speaker 2: two at Southland. There get these details of Armstown. Angela,

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Speaker 2: I am looking like you. Wouldn't you a couple of

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Speaker 2: days having jelly and ice cream with chocolate ic magic? Dan?

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Speaker 2: That's what you need at the moment, all right, what's

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Speaker 2: the worst car you owned? Not the first car you owned?

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Speaker 2: The worst car you own? I remember the second car

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Speaker 2: and was this heap you could barely even call it

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Speaker 2: a car, And it was called a Ford Fiesta. It's

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Speaker 2: basically a tiny box on wheels, and it leaked oil permanently, right,

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Speaker 2: And so I remember I used to have this drive

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Speaker 2: around with a canister of oil and routinely just pulled

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Speaker 2: the car over, top it back up with oil, carry

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Speaker 2: on my drive. I remember going for a date once

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Speaker 2: and I had to pull the car over so I

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Speaker 2: could top up the oil. And I was going to

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Speaker 2: pop the hood, madam, so I could get underneath the

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Speaker 2: bonnet and top it up with oil. What is the

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Speaker 2: worst car you owned? And the other one is? On

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Speaker 2: three Tuesday said so far are you a lookalike? Worst

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Speaker 2: car you ever owned? What was the worst car you've owned?

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Speaker 2: And my pet is tougher than your pet. Last week

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Speaker 2: I was watching There's a Great Cameron Crow jad Appatan

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Speaker 2: Pearl Jam documentary PJ twenty, and I've watched it a

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Speaker 2: couple times before. But with buying a sold vine or

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Speaker 2: I was getting I got some old Pearl Jam last

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Speaker 2: week and I was listening to it, so I watched

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Speaker 2: the documentary again. Love Pearl Jam. The documentary is brilliant.

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Speaker 2: It called PJ twenty. Anyway, it's a loud documentary. They're

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Speaker 2: a loud post grunge Seattle rock band. Okay, my TV

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Speaker 2: when I'm watching them, right, it's above a fireplace where

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Speaker 2: there's a mantlepiece or a ledge under the TV. Noisy TV.

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Speaker 2: I've got up really loud. It's just me and the house.

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Speaker 2: The cat Larry jumps up under the TV. Okay, goes

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Speaker 2: to sleep for the entire two hour documentary while there's

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Speaker 2: a noisy Pearl Jam documentary.

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Speaker 3: Above about inches above.

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Speaker 2: His cat head sleeps like he hasn't slept in years,

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Speaker 2: like he's just come out of captivity and he's having

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Speaker 2: his Firstly, I'm in awe of like how you can

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Speaker 2: sleep with like Jeremiss Bokers.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast on.

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Speaker 2: The subject of worst cars. Christian, I had one in

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Speaker 2: the seventies. It was this heap of a holden. I

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Speaker 2: had to carry a wil nut wrench with me as

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Speaker 2: it loosened its own will nuts as we drove.

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Speaker 3: How is that possible.

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Speaker 2: Some David Jennifer used to have her first car. Worst car, Chivalon,

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Speaker 2: was a Subaru Hatchback. Every time I turned a corner,

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Speaker 2: the headlights turned on, so I'd have to smack the

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Speaker 2: dashboard later on to turn them off. It's amazing all

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Speaker 2: the Christian I want a car in a New Zealand

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Speaker 2: radio show competition. I thought I'd want to fe Uno,

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Speaker 2: but it wasn't. It was a Ugo, which were one

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Speaker 2: of the made in Yugosavi one of the worst cars

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Speaker 2: in the world. However, it was a heap of a car.

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Speaker 2: When I went to the radio station news In to

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Speaker 2: pick it up, it didn't start. Brenda, that's great Christian

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Speaker 2: I and appalling base colored. Yeah, it's not just the

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Speaker 2: actual car that was bad. It was the colors that

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Speaker 2: we used to have to choose someone as well, Baige.

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Speaker 2: You don't get a lot of Beage cars anymore now,

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Speaker 2: do you? Bage colored Persio two I five that cut

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Speaker 2: out when you approached a roundabout or junction. It's not dangerous,

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Speaker 2: is it In any way? I used to have to

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Speaker 2: turn it off and then turn it on again to

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Speaker 2: keep it going. One day the engine blew up and

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Speaker 2: they had to off three lanes on a freeway to

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Speaker 2: sort me out.

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Speaker 3: It was so embarrassing. Christian.

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Speaker 2: I used to have a VW Beetle nineteen sixty six

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Speaker 2: VW Beetle, they're great cars, had an eight vault battery.

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Speaker 2: In winter, I always had to park on a hill

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Speaker 2: and roll started in second gear running along it and

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Speaker 2: then jump in every morning to get it going. One

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Speaker 2: day it blew up three k's outside of Bendigo. I

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Speaker 2: hate did that car?

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Speaker 3: Jack? You got still about worst car you owned?

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Speaker 4: Mine was called a Toyota Corona, No Corolla, a Corona

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Speaker 4: nineteen eighty five. It was beige as well, and the

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Speaker 4: lock was busted on the driver's side door, so I

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Speaker 4: had to come and go from the passenger side and

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Speaker 4: climb over the senecon and legs.

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Speaker 3: Jack, all right, let's go to lines.

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Speaker 2: Josh, there you go. Yeah, I'm good, Josh. And what's

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Speaker 2: the worst car you've owned?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 5: I owned a nineteen ninety two Ford Laser gl Wagon

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Speaker 5: get in power steering included, and it's it caught on

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Speaker 5: file when I was on the Gladesville Bridge, you know,

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Speaker 3: Just burst into flames.

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Speaker 5: It well, the issue was the accelerator cable got freed,

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Speaker 5: so it kept accelerating even after you took your foot off.

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Speaker 3: But this is where they got the idea for Mad Max.

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Speaker 3: It was you, Josh.

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Speaker 1: Terrifying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy. So we tried to get off the bridge,

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Speaker 5: and I had my foot on the brake and my

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Speaker 5: hand on the handbrakes and I was just fighting this

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Speaker 5: thing for dear life.

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Speaker 3: Fast, furious, So.

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Speaker 5: We get out of the car. The guy goes, just

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Speaker 5: the guy on the phone, like, take the key out

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Speaker 5: of the ignition. It will slow the car down. You're

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Speaker 5: be able to get to a stop. So we do.

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Speaker 4: He's on the phone. You're on the phone to the

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Speaker 4: We had the.

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Speaker 5: Police police on one phone and the RMA engineer on

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Speaker 5: the other phone.

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Speaker 2: This is like speed, but in your car you can't

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So we get out of the car and we're

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Speaker 5: running down the hill and the cars wait wait.

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Speaker 4: Wait, wait, so how fast is it going at the stage?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, We got off the bridge at this point

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Speaker 5: because after we took the key out, we could roll

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Speaker 5: to a stop. So we outside someone's tower.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so what you get out with the car

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Speaker 2: keeps going towards someone's house.

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Speaker 5: I've got the keys of my hand, Christian, and I'm

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Speaker 5: like running away from this car because I'm like, I

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Speaker 5: don't know what's going on at this point. And I

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Speaker 5: just remembered the car engine was still on, and I

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Speaker 5: was looking at the keys in my hand, and I

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Speaker 5: could hear the car still on, and then I just thought,

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Speaker 5: this is it, you know, and this is.

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Speaker 1: How it ends.

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Speaker 3: This is how it goes down. Machines have taken him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then the whole thing just caught like smoke

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Speaker 5: just started coming out of the front and so we

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Speaker 5: had to get the car.

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Speaker 2: I did not want to be taken a lie.

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