Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh it's very rich.
Speaker 3: Please shower. They're not still going with the banana, are they?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Thank come on a Thursday morning. Welcome to Gold one
Speaker 3: oh four point three. It's the Christian O'Connell show. Coome
Speaker 3: on in Patsy Money, good on in Jackie Morning Team Patsy,
Speaker 3: I'm jeanis what's that you've got Harry Styles tickets to
Speaker 3: your daughter? I've got nothing? Oh you have? Surely?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I couldn't get anything yesterday. Also, why didn't
Speaker 3: you you heard me talk about it begging listeners. I'd
Speaker 3: pay extra on top, you've got a pair of tickets?
Speaker 3: Await where?
Speaker 2: Oh look at about Craigie burn Souse. I can tell
Speaker 2: you it's like nosebleed, nosebleed, nosebleeds.
Speaker 3: Well on getting hold of them though, So how long
Speaker 3: were you on the on the website trying to gain
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 2: I got on Live Nation, which I think is the
Speaker 2: website to get them on. And it was so well
Speaker 2: set out. So when you joined, you joined a Q
Speaker 2: and you could see where you were, so when I joined,
Speaker 2: I was about thirty one thousand in line.
Speaker 3: Seriously, I mean, why are they Why isn't he doing
Speaker 3: the g he's set out, there's thirty one thousand queueing already,
Speaker 3: just queuing alone.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I thought, oh, this won't happen. If it doesn't,
Speaker 2: it doesn't. We didn't tell Audrey she was getting tickets.
Speaker 3: So she saw you after the show you were, you know,
Speaker 3: we were talking about how much the tickets were. Then
Speaker 3: he also going, maybe she's too young for it. I
Speaker 3: think it's not like an X rated performance. He's aage
Speaker 3: age of his fan base. It's probably a twelve or
Speaker 3: thirteen year old boy and girl.
Speaker 5: So are you worried about that exposed check?
Speaker 3: No, no is out there. She's more like Eve Button.
Speaker 2: She's more like a Jewel Lipa or a Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: But I wanted more so even to go and see him.
Speaker 2: So you know, it only took like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: That's even worse. What you've got some bite. Look, you're
Speaker 3: fifty this she fifty one. Next year. Once he starts
Speaker 3: getting that v app he's got out, you'll be throwing
Speaker 3: your nickers and bra at him, or you going mom, Mom,
Speaker 3: you're going to get thrown out. I'm wired about about you. Nextually,
Speaker 3: so where are Because it's called Harry's house, so the
Speaker 3: stage goes a bit deeper. So if you're up in
Speaker 3: the nosebleas will she even't see any of Harry's house
Speaker 3: or just to shed in the backyard, the roof, just
Speaker 3: the beings down the side of his house. You know
Speaker 3: that there with all the overgrown weeds.
Speaker 2: Fel like we're in space looking down on Earth. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's which I think it's like Section Bay from memory.
Speaker 2: We only got two tickets because we're quite pricey, but.
Speaker 3: Her husband won't be coming all to that one. Then
Speaker 3: just a little trip for the girls invited. Chris, drop
Speaker 3: you off, go have a bug around the corner of
Speaker 3: text to when we need picking up Jeeves, bring the
Speaker 3: car around and tend.
Speaker 2: But we got the Saturday night, which I'm pretty happy about.
Speaker 2: Not the Friday night.
Speaker 5: He's not going to be crap on the Friday. It
Speaker 5: needs to warm up on the Friday. He's doing a
Speaker 5: world tour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll be all right for Friday. Patsy and can
Speaker 3: I ask how much were they.
Speaker 2: Four fifty in total?
Speaker 5: For the two.
Speaker 2: So that's Christmas sorted for miss four fifty? Can I
Speaker 2: like dodge that with my tax Can I say it's recent?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think you're a journalist, and so if you're going
Speaker 5: to ride about if he's in the news, Patsy.
Speaker 3: He's a journalist is a new thing since I've been
Speaker 3: away from Easter.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, just got my taste certificate.
Speaker 3: Let's get her a card. Who knew Patsy's a journalist?
Speaker 1: It's news the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I just remembered something I did this morning. I thought
Speaker 3: I saw you driving into the car park, so just
Speaker 3: to get the banter going early, I flipped you the
Speaker 3: butt and then as it drove, buss went that isn't jail.
Speaker 5: I didn't see that.
Speaker 3: It was a small woman and I don't know, I
Speaker 3: don't know who it was, and she didn't double take.
Speaker 3: She saw me, and then she couldn't believe the reality
Speaker 3: of like why would he Well, he's all friendly on air.
Speaker 3: I met that crucioise. He flipped me the butt at
Speaker 3: five thirty am. Who's that angry getting into it? I
Speaker 3: thought he loved his.
Speaker 5: Job and I've done nothing wrong with just driving into
Speaker 5: a car park, Paul, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've never seen this little woman before. I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to go and do a walk around the building to
Speaker 3: see who I own apology to. I don't know who was.
Speaker 3: Can we find out who?
Speaker 6: Was she?
Speaker 2: On foot or in a car?
Speaker 3: She was it was?
Speaker 5: If it was fucking I would hopefully he would.
Speaker 3: Notice it wasn't for Jack Post, Goldielocks or a small lady.
Speaker 3: It's a good point. Even at five point thirty, i'd
Speaker 3: know the difference to and not. So if it was
Speaker 3: on foot and I just still did that, it's even
Speaker 3: more aggressive because she could have said, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: What you know? Don't even question it, just get in there?
Speaker 3: Do you know who I am? Take this? So anyway,
Speaker 3: if that personel memory is in the building right now,
Speaker 3: I'm very sorry. I thought it was Jack Post. Even
Speaker 3: saying I thought it was Jack doesn't make it all right.
Speaker 3: AnyWho lates the party your home, of all the emails,
Speaker 3: anything we talk about on the show, you can pick
Speaker 3: it back up. Nothing is ever left completely dead. Big
Speaker 3: Talk Yesterday, Big Talk Yesterday one of my most popular
Speaker 3: phone ins of the year. Wow we if you missed it,
Speaker 3: where the hell were you at five past seven. Historians
Speaker 3: will note this when we simply asked you, do you
Speaker 3: have a top loading washing machine? Because Jackie Boy has
Speaker 3: ordered one, and I always thought top loader is the
Speaker 3: sort of thing that you see in your nan and
Speaker 3: granddad's house. No one under the age of seventy two.
Speaker 3: But is delivery day.
Speaker 5: Today Christmas morning?
Speaker 7: For us?
Speaker 5: I cannot wait, game changer. We may never see a
Speaker 5: front loader again. That old mind gone on the fritz.
Speaker 5: Goodbye to you.
Speaker 3: Have you rearranged the shells you've had to do to
Speaker 3: make a company inter fit it in.
Speaker 5: I've taken off the shells. So now there's just a
Speaker 5: big gap where the front the top.
Speaker 3: Loader is going to slode get a home there.
Speaker 5: It's got its home for us lid. I'm going to
Speaker 5: be standing up doing washing. I'm going to be turning
Speaker 5: the washer on and then remembering I didn't put that in.
Speaker 5: I can still put it in because it's a top
Speaker 5: loader and it is not lot.
Speaker 3: So lots of emails came in even after we had
Speaker 3: a lot of fun calls on air about this. Jenny Kristian,
Speaker 3: I've had a top loader washing machine, wouldn't have anything
Speaker 3: else had it since nineteen ninety eight. Still going strong.
Speaker 3: This comes from Allison Booth. Top Loaders are the bomb. Christian.
Speaker 3: I brought my five and a half K top loader
Speaker 3: when I moved out of home at twenty one. I'm
Speaker 3: forty three. It's still going strong. I've got four kids
Speaker 3: raging from five to sixteen. It's never missed a beat.
Speaker 3: Christian on What I Love. This is quite a formal
Speaker 3: email from Julie Haddock. Do you think we could do
Speaker 3: an eight zed one day if listenings have got the
Speaker 3: surnames of animals, mammals, anything after Julie Haddock. Here, what
Speaker 3: a name, miss or missus Haddock. That is incredible Julie Haddock.
Speaker 3: Hi Christian. On Wednesday, during the discussion on Now, I
Speaker 3: heard mentioned that you couldn't open a front loader to
Speaker 3: add close after it had started the wash cycle. I
Speaker 3: want to let you know that my front loader has
Speaker 3: a feature called ad garment which allows additional clothes to
Speaker 3: be able to join the wash cycle. In fact, commer
Speaker 3: it can even be used when the total wash volume
Speaker 3: has been reached, as the washer will drain the water
Speaker 3: to a lower level if necessary so the door can
Speaker 3: be opened safely. I have used the frontloader. For many years.
Speaker 3: My husband used to work for a company that's applied
Speaker 3: washing machines to laundromats, and he told me that front loaders,
Speaker 3: excuse me, we're coming late to the party. They're backing
Speaker 3: me up. Front loaders are more efficient, more gentle on clothes,
Speaker 3: and use less water than top loaders or not.
Speaker 5: If you're draining it to put a new garment.
Speaker 3: In my words the words of Julie had.
Speaker 5: Also more gentle on clothes.
Speaker 3: This T shirt, it's not been bruised. I guarantee you're
Speaker 3: coming tomorrow. You know you're run over. Run over.
Speaker 2: You got that turnstile in the middle that thrashes your clothes,
Speaker 2: that actually catches dirt, and.
Speaker 3: It's mugging it to bash the dirt out of it.
Speaker 3: It's like that remember the swimming bar pool where you
Speaker 3: could put your trunks in that machine clothes That was
Speaker 3: a top loader, which is like, that's what you've got.
Speaker 5: You need a bit of friction. It's like a massage
Speaker 5: on the garment clothes.
Speaker 3: Prefer load is four play. Toploader is the real deal.
Speaker 2: No frontload is like a little message gently caressing the
Speaker 2: clothes coats.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 3: It's like it's kneading it out gently, ineffective.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you by this time next week, I'll have
Speaker 5: watched so many clothes brilliantly that you guys will be
Speaker 5: going out to topader.
Speaker 3: Do you mind if I bring some my clothing, both
Speaker 3: of you bring wash?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: Check see what my t shirts feel? Okay, alright, try
Speaker 3: to wash? Alright? One final one here from Gary Christian
Speaker 3: and I've had a top load of thirty years. I
Speaker 3: love it so much. It was the only thing I
Speaker 3: took in the breakup. Imagine that get out, well, help
Speaker 3: me with this top loader. What about the dog or
Speaker 3: anything like that. It's your dog, Garret, doesn't matter. I'm
Speaker 3: taking this toploader with me. Not one issue with the machine, Christian.
Speaker 3: It was stronger than the marriage. This feels like the
Speaker 3: last line in the country in Western song. One issue
Speaker 3: with the machine. It was stronger than the marriage. Taw
Speaker 3: Jack the once he's got the top loader, he will
Speaker 3: never look back. So with you in the breakup.
Speaker 1: I think the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show, we were talking about the ongoing
Speaker 3: probably one of the biggest performances of Johnny Depp's life
Speaker 3: right now, in the dock with this defamation case between
Speaker 3: him and his ex wife. Amber heard and I played
Speaker 3: this clip out and it was Johnny Depp in the dock, okay,
Speaker 3: talking about something that had gone on in the relationship.
Speaker 3: And so many of you emailed after the show saying
Speaker 3: you've gone on YouTube to go find the clip. You
Speaker 3: wanted to recoupt the moment you first heard it. Yesterday
Speaker 3: where us like you were, you never thought you'd hear
Speaker 3: these words coming from Johnny Depp's mouth, let alone, I
Speaker 3: think just about the politest way of describing the act
Speaker 3: of a number two. Have you ever heard of this
Speaker 3: raise dropping a grumpy?
Speaker 9: I thought that some human being had actually drop a
Speaker 9: grumpy bur term on.
Speaker 3: To the bed. It's the way, he says, because that
Speaker 3: is a very It's about the politest way you can say.
Speaker 3: What that is, right, dropping a grumpy It's the way
Speaker 3: he then goes, pardon the term. It's like it said,
Speaker 3: you know, and some human being had backed out a
Speaker 3: tim tam on the bed. Part of the term that
Speaker 3: would be that would need that as well. But anyway, yesterday,
Speaker 3: mad about midday, I got a lovely email from Susan Mahoney,
Speaker 3: who is on her lunch break and she went to
Speaker 3: the cafe. She obviously works at Bunnings at Rosebud and
Speaker 3: on the chortboard there was a big sign saying a
Speaker 3: coffee and day keeps the grumpy. I don't know if
Speaker 3: the sign writer was listening to the show yesterday, and I.
Speaker 9: Thought that some human being and actually dropped a grumpy
Speaker 9: baron term on.
Speaker 3: To the bed. Thank you very much, Susan, and there
Speaker 3: many others who emailed about that. Well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Debbie first of all.
Speaker 10: Good morning Debbie, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 7: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm very good. So tell us about the
Speaker 3: drive that you're on right now.
Speaker 7: Well, i live in Frankston and I'm driving two hours
Speaker 7: to kill More to have my hair done at my hairdressers.
Speaker 3: Frankston. There are hair addresses in Frankston, all places very
Speaker 3: near Frankston. Why are you driving two hours to get
Speaker 3: your hair done?
Speaker 7: Because I'm almost sixty and I've got brown hair. I'm
Speaker 7: going up to have it bleached and go bright purple red.
Speaker 7: And in Frankston it costs three hundred and over three
Speaker 7: hundred dollars. But my hairdressers.
Speaker 11: It's eighty dollars.
Speaker 5: Eighty bus for a cut and color. Very good.
Speaker 3: That is very good. However, the fuel alone right now,
Speaker 3: current fuel prices, you're still cheaper paying that three hundred
Speaker 3: and standing in Frankston, aren't you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a good Dieselso oh you laughing?
Speaker 3: Were you in a tractor your head in there? Or
Speaker 3: a combine harvester?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: No, No?
Speaker 3: And who's doing the hair? Is it an old hairdresser
Speaker 3: that's moved because I know how people get really attached
Speaker 3: to her good hairdresser.
Speaker 7: No, she's a friend and she does my daughter in
Speaker 7: law's hair, and we've been going to her for over four.
Speaker 11: Years and she's just fantastic.
Speaker 3: Could you not meet halfway? She's that good of mate.
Speaker 3: Can't you just meet somewhere ever, have like a brunch
Speaker 3: together and then she just knicks around the back and
Speaker 3: gives you a trim and sorts your hair out.
Speaker 7: No, she works from home and she's got a baby,
Speaker 7: so it's a lot easier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot going on. She's boob feeding with one,
Speaker 3: you know, and then she's cutting your hand with the
Speaker 3: other one. All right, well, listen, I think it's great
Speaker 3: that at almost sixty you are going to have your head?
Speaker 3: Is it purple and red bride?
Speaker 7: Purple on top and red underneath.
Speaker 3: That's great? And what's what's prompted that?
Speaker 7: I just like the colors and I've always been a
Speaker 7: bit funny and had purple hair and green hair and
Speaker 7: orange hair.
Speaker 3: Awesome, all right, Debby, Yes you're quite right, Quite right, Debbie.
Speaker 3: Good on you. Thank you very much. You cool and
Speaker 3: have a good safe drive YouTube.
Speaker 7: Thanks bye.
Speaker 1: Tracy.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Tracy, Good morning christ Now are you? I'm
Speaker 3: good Tracy. What are you up to today? You're on
Speaker 3: the road and where are you going?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 3: On the road?
Speaker 4: Wake up at four thirty this morning. Left our workout
Speaker 4: at five point thirty, and we're driving down to the
Speaker 4: yacht lays, following the tractors with the big mowing things
Speaker 4: on the side.
Speaker 3: I think they're called blades or whatever it is. You
Speaker 3: don't care.
Speaker 1: A day.
Speaker 3: Their escort with the flashing orange line.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, and we're doing that from well, you
Speaker 4: start there at eight o'clock, but we've been on the roads.
Speaker 4: Is five point thirty and we'll be back at home
Speaker 4: at about six thirty.
Speaker 7: Strips.
Speaker 3: That is a long time. Now tell me this is
Speaker 3: it such a sort of big wide load where people
Speaker 3: have to pull over because I get don't you get
Speaker 3: rid of irritated if you see that orange flash? Come
Speaker 3: on some industrial equipment being moved.
Speaker 4: We are driving down a very narrow road today, so
Speaker 4: we'll have to pull over if anny cars come either way.
Speaker 4: But it's not a very big road. But it's yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a mad mad view for the day. Talk on
Speaker 4: the radios and listen to podcasts and stuff because we
Speaker 4: have no service.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, you're talking to a live radio show. Don't
Speaker 3: you mention a p word. We're on our late Kenny
Speaker 3: those podcasts after nine. I get it after nine, but
Speaker 3: come on support your breakfast show.
Speaker 4: We drop out of service within half an hour.
Speaker 5: That's acceptable there, all right?
Speaker 3: Okay, then you can play a podcast.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 4: Yes, I tell you what radio as much as we can.
Speaker 3: And then thank you is why don't you stay on
Speaker 3: hold and you can just hear the show in the background.
Speaker 3: We call you. We cover all the costs.
Speaker 5: We should actually offer that service to anyone driving out
Speaker 5: of range. We'll put on and.
Speaker 3: Hold y Tracy, have a good safe drive. Thank you
Speaker 3: for calling the show and listening for the next twenty
Speaker 3: two minutes. Thank you, Thank you, and then over to
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Speaker 3: Thank you. The bosses love it when I mentioned that
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Call on the show in about five minutes time. Jimmy Barnes.
Speaker 3: Whenever we get Jimmy on the show, he's a treat.
Speaker 3: I think he's a national treasure. Jimmy Barnes and did
Speaker 3: so many lovely things every day, the little live music
Speaker 3: sessions he was doing at home during lockdown. Jimmy is
Speaker 3: actually going back out on tour now that live music
Speaker 3: is back, and Patri and I talk about trying to
Speaker 3: get hold of tickets for Harry Styles. The og Harry
Speaker 3: Styles is Jimmy Barnes. All right, before Harry was doing
Speaker 3: Harry's house, Jimmy was doing Jimmy's house. It's very different
Speaker 3: kind of house, but he was doing Jimmy's house. Okay,
Speaker 3: the og Styles is Jimmy Barnes. He's back out doing
Speaker 3: his Soul Deep tour and if any of you know,
Speaker 3: people went up to see the Blues Festival, but Byron
Speaker 3: last week Jimmy was singing there and apparently it was amazing.
Speaker 3: He's still got it. You saw him on the original tour,
Speaker 3: didn't you. Perhaps, Yeah, like one.
Speaker 2: Was the early nineties. I saw him at Rock a
Speaker 2: Longer in Narrawanga and he was through that crooner was
Speaker 2: it crooner sort of stage. He was brilliant. Daesel was
Speaker 2: on the bill, his brother in law Boom Crush Opera.
Speaker 3: It was great though, that was awesome.
Speaker 1: Brow. You're listening to the Question o'kyle's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Whenever he's on the show. I love chatting to Jimmy Barnes.
Speaker 3: And the great news is he's calling the show today
Speaker 3: because we can go and see him live. It's so great.
Speaker 3: You know, we've been talking our show about us trying
Speaker 3: to get tickets for our teenage kids to go and
Speaker 3: see Harry Styles. Next year. You can go and see
Speaker 3: Jimmy Barnes live, who is amazing live. So Jimmy Barnes
Speaker 3: is on the line right now. Jimmy, you must be
Speaker 3: so excited. You're getting back out there. You're going to
Speaker 3: do what you love.
Speaker 12: Live in front of us, absolutely, and especially to be
Speaker 12: doing these songs from the Soldi thirty album, because the
Speaker 12: thing about recording this album Christian thirty years ago, I
Speaker 12: realized the importance of the quality of songs.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 12: I put this album out and I thought, oh, this
Speaker 12: might be okay, And of course I went to become
Speaker 12: the biggest record I've ever had, and that's based purely
Speaker 12: on the quality of songs. And I just I love
Speaker 12: singing these songs live.
Speaker 3: Did you enjoy blues Fest last week? Had some friends
Speaker 3: up there said it was amazing.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we had a really great time. Oh, you know,
Speaker 12: it was really nice to get out and do what
Speaker 12: we all do best, which is, you know, make rock
Speaker 12: and warn music in front of a big crowd. The
Speaker 12: audience were really really in full. Voice of were very low,
Speaker 12: and all the bands were just dying to get up
Speaker 12: and play. It was awesome.
Speaker 3: And what have you missed about live? Because it's hard work,
Speaker 3: isn't it? Touring?
Speaker 12: Well, it's hard work, but it's a slepping around. It's
Speaker 12: a hard work, you know, getting like anybody going through airports,
Speaker 12: travel and you know you're gonna drive for eight hours,
Speaker 12: say gig or something like that. That's it's always hard work,
Speaker 12: but it's a reward at the end of it that
Speaker 12: makes it all worth while. My wife and I we
Speaker 12: did songs every day during lockdown and we were putting
Speaker 12: them up on social media as you've known.
Speaker 3: And Jimmy, I've got to say on a half of
Speaker 3: so many of us because obviously you know, I'm here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne with six lockdowns, so many of my listeners
Speaker 3: we watch those every day. It was like, you're doing
Speaker 3: us a public service. Thank you to you and your
Speaker 3: wife for doing that.
Speaker 12: It was actually doing other public service question because it
Speaker 12: was really it kept us and not only did to
Speaker 12: keep us connected to the audience, but it kept us
Speaker 12: connected as a couple too. It was really good fun.
Speaker 12: But in saying that, there's something you know which you know,
Speaker 12: you sort of you know, you take for granted for
Speaker 12: a long time, and then then when it's taken away
Speaker 12: like it was through the pandemic, you know, you realize
Speaker 12: that that connection that you make with an audience at
Speaker 12: a live show is really what brings that whole thing
Speaker 12: to life.
Speaker 3: And what is on the ride of these days? Do
Speaker 3: you have much on there now? What's on there now?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 12: You know, listen. There's all sorts on there. I mean,
Speaker 12: my my drink of choices, honey and hot water. You know,
Speaker 12: but that's that's good, just because that's good for singing,
Speaker 12: you know, but lots of water. You know. There's there's
Speaker 12: always a bottle of whiskey on there. There's always a
Speaker 12: bottle boy on there. You know, the boys, the boys
Speaker 12: the band drink and you know, they're like there's a
Speaker 12: there's always a bit for guests and they'd be here
Speaker 12: and you know, but it's you know, I mean, whereas
Speaker 12: before The Rider was was was sort of bigger, bigger,
Speaker 12: a longer document than there's much less important though much
Speaker 12: just we just happy to get out and play shows.
Speaker 3: And tell me this, Who do you like? The sort
Speaker 3: of new wave of artists now I see this week
Speaker 3: that's Harry Styles is coming over next year.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and he's he's he's very good. My daughter loves
Speaker 12: him and I've seen some videos he shows. He's a
Speaker 12: young fellow, has come through really quick, and he's got
Speaker 12: a good depth to him. You know that people really
Speaker 12: like him. Any snappy act very There's a lot of
Speaker 12: talented young musicians out there and they're listening to everything
Speaker 12: from grunge to punk to crooning, and they find the
Speaker 12: ways of combining them all. Music's really changed over the years,
Speaker 12: and there's lots of bands that are still really taking
Speaker 12: what we were doing and reinterpreting it and making it
Speaker 12: even more special.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'd like to hear? A collaboration
Speaker 3: between you and Harry Styles. That'd be good.
Speaker 12: Can you organize? I'm in.
Speaker 5: On your show?
Speaker 12: You tell him, yes, Jimmy.
Speaker 3: And what would you do? What would you if you
Speaker 3: could pick any song to do with him? What would
Speaker 3: it be? An old classic of soul, one, a motown one,
Speaker 3: a samkin I think.
Speaker 12: Probably a motown song or something like that would be good. Yeah,
Speaker 12: you'd have to have something to get moved in, so
Speaker 12: you know, I don't know whether it be like we
Speaker 12: have Money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be brilliant.
Speaker 12: You have one of those great old songs weegan bands
Speaker 12: off each other. He'd be awesome.
Speaker 3: Now tell me this on the show, Jimmy, we're talking
Speaker 3: about the birds and the bees. Do you remember how
Speaker 3: did you find out about the facts of the of life? Jimmy?
Speaker 12: Oh, you know, I found out like a lot of
Speaker 12: people did in the school. Yeah, but I remember remember
Speaker 12: father didn't talk much about any of that, and my
Speaker 12: mom they're just sort slappy by me and said, look,
Speaker 12: just don't ask questions and get out of here. But
Speaker 12: my stepfather, the bless his heart, my stepfather and Adelaide.
Speaker 12: I remember it came the day he decided he was
Speaker 12: going to give me the big sex salk, and he
Speaker 12: and he took me aside, said sit down somewhere, you know,
Speaker 12: we've got to talk. And I could see he was
Speaker 12: so nervous. He was, you know, he was terrified. And
Speaker 12: he said, and I said, what do you want to
Speaker 12: talk about? And he said, oh, you know, we're going
Speaker 12: to talk about you about sex and stuff. Said, don't
Speaker 12: worry about a couple of years too late. You know,
Speaker 12: I'm okay, but I'm in a band now.
Speaker 3: And then suddenly when you're a dirt. You know, how
Speaker 3: did you handle those chats.
Speaker 12: The time all happened with us, you know, sex education
Speaker 12: in schools, it wasn't a taboo subject. My kids couldn't
Speaker 12: do anything that would surprise me, you know, because that's
Speaker 12: so it was just we were very open family, and
Speaker 12: you know, there was you just have to sort of
Speaker 12: be prepared to talk about anything over the dinner table
Speaker 12: with your family, because you know that's what you do,
Speaker 12: open line at communication with no repercussion. So just built
Speaker 12: a talk freely.
Speaker 3: Well, if you're taking requests when I come and see
Speaker 3: you on tour, I'd like to hear you do. Let's
Speaker 3: talk about sex, baby. I think you could do a
Speaker 3: rip raw and cover version of that. Jimmy, do it
Speaker 3: with Harry all right, Jimmy, I love chante you always. Jimmy,
Speaker 3: You're a force for good in the world. Go and
Speaker 3: see the Great Man live. Tickets are on sound now
Speaker 3: at ticker Tech. Jimmy Barnes The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We just heard yesterday that John Farnham has said yes
Speaker 3: to playing live on Farnham Avenue for us. That is
Speaker 3: such great news. If you build a chat, they will come.
Speaker 3: I need to describe I just before we get into
Speaker 3: what we need to talk about. I just need to
Speaker 3: describe what has happened to me right now. The single
Speaker 3: most important thing in a radio studio right a little
Speaker 3: bit of tech talk here is something called the microphone.
Speaker 3: All of us radio DJs, we cannot communicate or talk
Speaker 3: to you without the microphone. Now, this is the number
Speaker 3: one station in a great big city like Melbourne, Jack,
Speaker 3: can you describe what is keeping my microphone up in
Speaker 3: place so I can do the show today?
Speaker 5: Four strategically placed elastic bands, and one has come undone.
Speaker 3: I was just talking to Check about twenty minutes ago,
Speaker 3: and mid break, the microphone just collapsed on me. It's
Speaker 3: almost that the microphone went borring, it became a teenager
Speaker 3: or self aware. I'm out, Oh god, how much longer
Speaker 3: in this break?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Every day? Oh top loaders. The microphone quit on me, right,
Speaker 3: It just sort of clapsed, and so we asked for
Speaker 3: the engineer.
Speaker 7: Dan.
Speaker 3: The engineer came in with a collection of elastic band
Speaker 3: and told me to look the other way. I'm literally
Speaker 3: doing the show with that four elastic bands, given this
Speaker 3: microphone in place. So anyway, let's talk about about what
Speaker 3: we talked about yesterday with Patsy. Patsy was telling us
Speaker 3: how she had to have a zoom chat with the school,
Speaker 3: which is very responsible of them, just introducing how they're
Speaker 3: going to how to educate your daughter about the birds
Speaker 3: and the bees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how you can best support you know, It's like
Speaker 2: a joint effort, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think that's a that's a great way
Speaker 3: to start the conversation. And do you do a part first,
Speaker 3: Patsy and then the school do they do do the
Speaker 3: kind of like the warm up show?
Speaker 2: Well, i'd like to think so, I don't want her
Speaker 2: to hear it first on campus.
Speaker 3: On campus.
Speaker 2: In the playground.
Speaker 3: Do you hope she's going to find out about it
Speaker 3: in Harry's kitchen next year at Harry Styles? So are
Speaker 3: you you and Chris going to do your part? And
Speaker 3: then the school will sort of pack it up with
Speaker 3: a few more sort of you know, biological facts and
Speaker 3: images and big photos.
Speaker 2: That's the very very loose plan. The Love God and
Speaker 2: I haven't actually sat down and discussed how we're going
Speaker 2: to conduct said speech, but yeah, we do need to
Speaker 2: get together.
Speaker 3: And is he going to be in the room?
Speaker 2: Of course he needs to be.
Speaker 3: I was it was requested that I not be in
Speaker 3: for the chat, not just that that when Sarah had
Speaker 3: the chat that I was to leave the house. I'm
Speaker 3: not making any of.
Speaker 5: This right eye contact.
Speaker 3: I had to leave the house, so I walked to
Speaker 3: the pub and then I got the saddest text message
Speaker 3: about sort of an hour later. She knows you can
Speaker 3: come home. When I went back in that house, everything awkward,
Speaker 3: or could walk up to the bedroom and don't come in.
Speaker 3: You need to have a chat. I do not want
Speaker 3: to talk about it. Mom told me what you did?
Speaker 3: What did she say? Listen? I think is he gone?
Speaker 3: One night he broke into the bedroom. Jack was telling
Speaker 3: us yesterday, how tell them about the questionnaire? This scheme
Speaker 3: can never have taken on. This must have been a
Speaker 3: trial idea.
Speaker 5: I think it's probably short lived. I had to take
Speaker 5: home a questionnaire from school. Every kid had to do it,
Speaker 5: and you were to ask your parents intimate questions about
Speaker 5: when they started to grow hair under their arm pits
Speaker 5: and in special places.
Speaker 3: This is insane. It's like a pest conference. You don't
Speaker 3: want to hear your parents talk about any of that stuff.
Speaker 3: Let them do it detailed, quiz with them.
Speaker 5: No, it's on at the dinner table, right before everybody eats,
Speaker 5: and you get your homework out and you can hardly
Speaker 5: look mum and dad in the eyes as you asked.
Speaker 3: Him when they went through changes, terribel are you dear?
Speaker 2: And also sharing it with the classroom and the teacher.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to do.
Speaker 3: About oh you did you have to then report back
Speaker 3: school report? Well you didn't, you didn't, Jack, would you
Speaker 3: like to get up in front of the class down?
Speaker 3: But when your dad hit puberty and when his bulls dropped,
Speaker 3: it wasn't showing.
Speaker 5: Tell my dad was actually a late bloomer and didn't
Speaker 5: get here until he was sixteen and a half.
Speaker 3: Now everyone knows, Jack, and so where you spoke to
Speaker 3: your mum yesterday to see if she could remember.
Speaker 5: I asked mum if she remembered the questionnaire?
Speaker 3: All right, let's haven't listened to this from Jill post.
Speaker 6: Jack brought the questionnaire home and started asking us and
Speaker 6: got through questions like when did you reach puberty and
Speaker 6: what was it like for you? And then it got
Speaker 6: onto trickier questions about what we had known about six
Speaker 6: and that's when he tapped out.
Speaker 3: That was too much for Jack refused to ask us
Speaker 3: any more questions.
Speaker 6: I don't know what he told his teacher when he
Speaker 6: went back, Whether he made some stuff up or he
Speaker 6: just failed that, you know, I'm not sure. I hope
Speaker 6: now that he's sorted it out.
Speaker 3: I was worried then, well, obviously I was worried then
Speaker 3: when she said aout tricker questions like what position or
Speaker 3: anything that's get.
Speaker 5: Down to the sketch out some diagrams.
Speaker 3: All right, So how did you find out about the
Speaker 3: birds and bees? Was it an awkward fumble conversation between
Speaker 3: with just mum or mum and dad or an elder
Speaker 3: brother or sister or the school. We want to know
Speaker 3: how did you find out?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: So I just want to say, obviously we are talking
Speaker 3: about the birds and bees right now. I know there
Speaker 3: are a lot of mums and dads listening with maybe
Speaker 3: kids who've got younger ears. If this is something that
Speaker 3: they're not ready for you to be talking about, maybe
Speaker 3: don't listen for the next ten minutes of the show
Speaker 3: and you can come back at eight o'clock. Now they've
Speaker 3: all gone, let's talk about the birds and bees. This
Speaker 3: is some kind Christian. When I was in grade five,
Speaker 3: my twin sisters were in grade three, my mom and
Speaker 3: dad handed me a book called Where Did I Come From?
Speaker 3: And told me I need to go and read it
Speaker 3: to my sisters. That's how we all found out about
Speaker 3: the Bones and the Beach.
Speaker 5: The school gave us the same book I from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the one we had to get obviously upgraded. Now
Speaker 3: it was a big old book as well, one hundred
Speaker 3: and eighteen pages. I was like, we don't you know
Speaker 3: it's you need a page tops right, maybe another one
Speaker 3: for some of that cross section images of the man
Speaker 3: cutting off and the lady cut off. You need two
Speaker 3: or three pages. One hundred and eighteen pages. And it
Speaker 3: was cool because obviously you know it's more sort of
Speaker 3: sensitive times. It was called let's talk about where babies
Speaker 3: come from. The kids are like, that's not peace, that's
Speaker 3: not Actually some emails that have come in Christian When
Speaker 3: I told my daughter she was horrified. When her dad
Speaker 3: came home from work that night, she said, oh God,
Speaker 3: dad's home. I can't look at him Christian. I never
Speaker 3: did get the two this is from Anne. Instead. At
Speaker 3: school we were given a booklet that apparently described all
Speaker 3: we needed to know. It was written by a nun.
Speaker 3: No a picture of the devil. He's waiting for you
Speaker 3: if you take your skirts off. Girls, listen, Carrie, a
Speaker 3: school friend of nine, told me. But I did not
Speaker 3: believe her and replied to say, I said to her,
Speaker 3: my mum would not do that. Let's go to Renee.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, good morning, Renee. So how did
Speaker 3: you find out about the birds and the bees?
Speaker 10: My parents were ministers and we don't talk about things
Speaker 10: like that, so I learned. I was horrified to learn
Speaker 10: everything about the birds and bees in class at school,
Speaker 10: in front of everybody else who didn't look shocked.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable, isn't it. Yeah, there'll be lots of people, lots
Speaker 3: of parents sadly who and it's not right, but this
Speaker 3: is the way it was. It was that it was
Speaker 3: a school to job to educate your kids. And also
Speaker 3: what a what a shame way to be about our bodies.
Speaker 3: And you know, just there's such a childish word, a
Speaker 3: bit like always too awkward to talk about. Let the
Speaker 3: school do that really serious conversation we was going to
Speaker 3: talk to.
Speaker 10: No one else in the classroom looks shocked, like I
Speaker 10: feel like I was the only one in the class
Speaker 10: that didn't know.
Speaker 3: I remember when, I think it was before my mum
Speaker 3: and dad told me, and like a mate of mine
Speaker 3: told me, and it was barely believable. I think you
Speaker 3: couldn't quite understand that. Why would people You're always like,
Speaker 3: that's not true, what mabeard this? That is not true?
Speaker 3: Why would people do that to each other. Rennee, thank
Speaker 3: you very much. You cool no worries by Christian a
Speaker 3: picture of this. Then you live in a small country
Speaker 3: town of around six thousand people. It's time for sex said,
Speaker 3: and it was held in an old church. Wow, already
Speaker 3: the scene is set and the school nurse walks out
Speaker 3: to get the talk. And that school nurse was my mum.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe how lo I sunk down into my pew, Lisa,
Speaker 3: that is unbelievable. I remember the school nurse had so
Speaker 3: much power, didn't they? The school nurses? Thank you very
Speaker 3: much all these messages coming in, Christian. My parents got
Speaker 3: me a book when I was when I was about eleven.
Speaker 3: It was an interactive book. There's a photo of me
Speaker 3: reading it as well. Not really a moment for Instagram,
Speaker 3: is it? Quicks? You get it before and after? Before
Speaker 3: you found out and then afterwards you found out what
Speaker 3: mum and dad did. CON's on the line.
Speaker 14: Come on in, Conn, Christians, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good Conn, Welcome to the show. And how did
Speaker 3: you find out? Mate?
Speaker 15: I let the business base by walking on my grandparents
Speaker 15: having adult adults.
Speaker 3: Non in Granddad, fair play play. Just just take a
Speaker 3: moment to just respect that. What where were they babysitting you?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 15: I summary, I can't remember why I've got I had
Speaker 15: to go after school, I had to go to their
Speaker 15: place and uh have.
Speaker 3: Afternoon to night with Nan and grand road Show was
Speaker 3: still on the background. That gets them going, carry off
Speaker 3: creatures great and smalls on in a minute.
Speaker 7: Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: It was more.
Speaker 15: Because they were I grew up in a pretty strict family,
Speaker 15: so we didn't really talk about that. And yeah, like
Speaker 15: I walked in and my grandfather was like, get out,
Speaker 15: get out, get out, and uh yeah, and so yeah,
Speaker 15: he obviously he got dressed and then came out and said, yeah,
Speaker 15: you know your parents do it, you know, And do
Speaker 15: you think you came about blah blah.
Speaker 3: Blah nine other Yeah, everyone, you know, everybody grower, Okay,
Speaker 3: don't come around here again after school. By the way,
Speaker 3: I'm around.
Speaker 15: Yeah. Yeah. My grandmother, my grandmother was she couldn't she
Speaker 15: couldn't looked at me for about like three months.
Speaker 3: Yeahed a great thing.
Speaker 15: My father found a quantum, I think my mom yeah,
Speaker 15: she was a bit more too as well. But yeah,
Speaker 15: we laughed about it, you know, for many years after that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that is a gem of a story. Kind.
Speaker 3: I'm going to send your prize you when he made
Speaker 3: us laugh. Thanks Bundy, thank you for not a problem.
Speaker 1: B you're listening to the question you know Carls Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show, we have this call from Debbie.
Speaker 12: My husband.
Speaker 14: When he was about nineteen, he went in a sports
Speaker 14: store in Melbourne City and he actually.
Speaker 12: Sold a pair of runners to Leo Sayer.
Speaker 13: So he never lets us forget it.
Speaker 3: Even this many years on, and he's right to never
Speaker 3: let that story ever die down. So today we want
Speaker 3: to follow this up with other stories and sightings of
Speaker 3: celebrities at the checkout. Christian I served Harold Bishop a
Speaker 3: beer we would accept. I mean that it's a checkout
Speaker 3: one of the greatest checkuts they can be at the bar,
Speaker 3: the bar. Thank you very much. From Mitch, I love
Speaker 3: this one. Collect My daughter served Liam Hemsworth Adam Macers
Speaker 3: drive through.
Speaker 5: That is how you get that red.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Christian I sold Pierce Brosnan a did wed at
Speaker 3: an art gallery at an art gallery on Laguna Beach
Speaker 3: in California. I love that, all right, So celebrities at
Speaker 3: the checkout, not just if you've served them. It's if
Speaker 3: you are lucky enough to serve someone famous a through
Speaker 3: the deadlisters, howld bishop of somewhere in there you can
Speaker 3: work out where he is. But also actually just seeing
Speaker 3: anyone at the checkout or buying something. I saw a
Speaker 3: celebrity one half of Go West, you know we play
Speaker 3: King of wishfle thinking, uh, the keyboard player. I saw
Speaker 3: him returning a mop to t K Max. He always
Speaker 3: hates someone who's ahead of you in the in the
Speaker 3: cure up returning something because they've got to ring that bell,
Speaker 3: go get this. Steve's got to come out, gotta you've
Speaker 3: got to fill out your dress. It's such a fac
Speaker 3: And I was like, that's the guy from that's the
Speaker 3: King of wishful thinking.
Speaker 5: And he wasn't happy with how the mob.
Speaker 3: Was not wishell thinking. He wished he hadn't got that
Speaker 3: mop he was. I think it was like the refund
Speaker 3: because I saw it, like nothing in t K max
Speaker 3: is over about eleven minks. Surely there's enough go whet
Speaker 3: money lefvel you can afford a mop.
Speaker 5: But it's the principle.
Speaker 3: It's the principle. Yes, that's right, all right, So celebrities
Speaker 3: at the checkout? Who have you seen? Who have you served?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I'm loving the drama, the ongoing drama. It's gonna
Speaker 3: have his own Netflix show about the gonna have his
Speaker 3: own podcast about your microphone collapsing. Can I just say,
Speaker 3: cable ties fix everything? Okay? Ted Bundy dislivered yourself. We
Speaker 3: don't need to know. Paul and Coop we rob all right,
Speaker 3: So we're asking about celebrities at the checkout on nine
Speaker 3: four one four, one oh four three. Hey Jess, Hey Christian,
Speaker 3: how are you. I'm going Jess, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: So celebrities at the checkout. Yeah.
Speaker 16: So I was working in a little beach a little
Speaker 16: beach Hutstaal Shops in the island of Abiza about ten
Speaker 16: years ago. Yeah, and I happened to look up from
Speaker 16: my from my serve encounter and a lady walked in
Speaker 16: with sunglasses on and took them off, and it was
Speaker 16: actually Goldie Horn.
Speaker 3: Did you say anything?
Speaker 17: She ended up, you know, looking around the shop and
Speaker 17: you know, and she'd actually come off of us is
Speaker 17: an enormous boat that was parts direct the opposite where
Speaker 17: the shop was situated, and she's sarted looking around, and
Speaker 17: I recommended her all of my favorite clothes to try on,
Speaker 17: of which she decided to she loved and she literally
Speaker 17: brought everything in every different color possible and it ended
Speaker 17: up spending about a thousand dollars in my.
Speaker 16: Little shop on the ball.
Speaker 3: You could shut for the rest of the week. Can't
Speaker 3: if Goldie Horns done that.
Speaker 16: It was unbelievable.
Speaker 17: Yeah, thing was.
Speaker 16: She actually had to call back to the boat to
Speaker 16: get her perseport over.
Speaker 3: My purse and got and dingy with a great big purse.
Speaker 3: Now with giant purse pers over on the purse, dinghy Jess.
Speaker 3: That's a great one. Thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 3: Oh good thanks Simon, good morning, there are going I'm
Speaker 3: going super side. What have you got for us?
Speaker 8: So I got too. This is working at Virgin Music,
Speaker 8: the megastore on Champel Straight. So back when DIDs and
Speaker 8: CDs were a thing.
Speaker 3: Still remember on Virgin megastores they were great.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 8: It was a good times. So the first one I
Speaker 8: had was Valentino Rossi. So he's a yeah, so I'm
Speaker 8: add of myself, not a bit of a stand girl moment,
Speaker 8: and came down he saw my helmet for me. So
Speaker 8: I was pretty pleased with that.
Speaker 3: And the next one was you happened to have it
Speaker 3: handy just in case. Valentino Rossi, one of the greatest
Speaker 3: motorcyclists ever, came in. There is this day. What happened?
Speaker 3: I don't even have a bike.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, I ride my mind back to work every day.
Speaker 8: So I was I was lucky that was signed.
Speaker 3: So that's so cool you got Rossie to sign it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: And then and the other one was Chris Lily. So
Speaker 8: Chris Lily the Strain actor a TV. I can't remember
Speaker 8: what it was, but he came up to my counter.
Speaker 8: You know when the count you're busy, you got about
Speaker 8: three or four people deep, and you sort of look
Speaker 8: at the people to say, look, oh, we even in
Speaker 8: a minute. So I gave him that look. I was like, well,
Speaker 8: I'll be in a minute, and he looked back at
Speaker 8: me and he gave me a Jamai look, which is
Speaker 8: one of.
Speaker 3: The amazing character been shoplifting and he.
Speaker 8: Wasn't to impress. And then went to over counta so.
Speaker 3: Do you know who I am? Goldie hole cute.
Speaker 8: It was a bit of that he's probably buying day.
Speaker 3: All right, Simon, thank you very much. She cool. Belinda. Hello,
Speaker 3: Hello there, Belinda.
Speaker 15: Hi here you going?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yes, yeah, Belinda, pick up the pace, Belinda at
Speaker 3: the checker. Who you seen?
Speaker 7: That's twenty years ago.
Speaker 14: I saved Delta Goudroom when she was at the height
Speaker 14: of her saying that Baker's thought still like this now,
Speaker 14: this is.
Speaker 3: Worth getting with the pauses. What was she buying at
Speaker 3: Baker's tonight at the height of her fame?
Speaker 10: She was a bit indecisive.
Speaker 13: I think she went for an apple scroll in.
Speaker 3: The end, so I get very indecisive. Everything looks great.
Speaker 3: You're a sweet shop.
Speaker 10: Our uniforms were not great, but everything else was good.
Speaker 3: Also, I feel cipher for Delta Goodroom. If she's listening
Speaker 3: right now, she just found out she peaked twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: Listen your apex twenty years ago? And did you serve
Speaker 3: anyone else in Bakers? Did I? Or just Delta?
Speaker 10: I was in Pop Melbourne. There's a lot of celebrities
Speaker 10: at the time, or footballers and.
Speaker 5: A lot of water bees.
Speaker 3: You think you're good enough for Bakers to like? Dear?
Speaker 3: No apple straw for you, Belinda, Thank you very much
Speaker 3: and cool. Thanks Christian and apologies to anyone who works
Speaker 3: with Delta Goodrum. She's still very much in a peak.
Speaker 1: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Come for the show, Stay for the Jeff Kennett stories.
Speaker 3: We're talking to her about celebrities at the checkout. Who
Speaker 3: have you seen being served? Maybe you've served them? I've
Speaker 3: got Suddenly two Jeff Kennett ones have come in, Christian.
Speaker 3: Jeff Kennett walks into my liquor store, stopped the counter
Speaker 3: and asked how much the Dreichinjerrell was. I told him.
Speaker 3: He walked out competitive enough, went across the road to Cole's.
Speaker 3: I love the way. Easy to compare the market, you
Speaker 3: know how the price of the market, price of dry
Speaker 3: chin Jerrell. He's not sure of a bobble too, is
Speaker 3: he either?
Speaker 5: Oh, buy my licky here but to the mixer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Daniel, thank you very much for that, Christian. I
Speaker 3: used to work at Target in the city and the
Speaker 3: premier at the time. Jeff Kennet's him again, came in
Speaker 3: and brought a twenty twenty dollars kettle. That's the man
Speaker 3: who was treasurer at the time. He's balancing his budgets.
Speaker 3: He also brought a heap of mops and buckets. Rachel,
Speaker 3: that's great, Christian. I serve Billy Brownless a burger and beer.
Speaker 3: There's literally no surprise in that. Of course you were
Speaker 3: what else wore you having at the Crown Christian? Just
Speaker 3: a coincidence. Actually had dream last night I worked in
Speaker 3: a servo and sold Frodo Baggins some afl Oh, the
Speaker 3: stars are lining up for your rob It's a premonition.
Speaker 3: All right. This is a great one from Ben Christian.
Speaker 3: Listen to the show. To me, he's a going my
Speaker 3: UNI day. So this is amazing story. I hope someone
Speaker 3: sends this to I was going to think of Peter
Speaker 3: one night to delivered to an absolute megastar of the
Speaker 3: af FED at the time, Brendan Favola, and he was,
Speaker 3: wasn't it.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brendan was very friendly and polite. We'd expect no
Speaker 3: less as a hand in him. Is fourteen dollars ninety
Speaker 3: five pizza. It gave me fifteen bucks and waited it's
Speaker 3: five cents change. A hell of a player, but could
Speaker 3: have been a tadmire generous with the withholding you a
Speaker 3: five cent tip. Ben, that's a great one. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. All right, let's go to the lines down.
Speaker 3: Last couple of calls. Mellie, thank you very much recording
Speaker 3: in what's your story?
Speaker 14: Hi guys, I actually served Mark Jacko Jackson in the
Speaker 14: city at one of the seven elevens I used to
Speaker 14: work at many many years ago. This was back when
Speaker 14: his energizer adds were out and I sold him batteries.
Speaker 3: Was he filming the New Land and you just didn't
Speaker 3: realize it?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 8: No, no no.
Speaker 5: And did he buy energizers?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 14: No, no, he bought the competitors.
Speaker 3: That's even better. Did he say to you don't tell
Speaker 3: about this? Okay?
Speaker 14: No, he actually looked a bit cheap because I actually
Speaker 14: said to him, like having you got like a lifetime supply.
Speaker 14: But yeah, he looked a bit sheepish and didn't didn't
Speaker 14: say much.
Speaker 3: Amazing scenes, great story, many thank you very much.
Speaker 14: You cool, Thank you, Bye bye.
Speaker 3: Judy. All right, Christian gang Game welcomes you to the show.
Speaker 3: What have you got for his Tuney?
Speaker 11: Well, I was at I worked at Bunnings, and I
Speaker 11: was on the toolshop register, which was across from the
Speaker 11: service desk, and there was a young girl at the
Speaker 11: service desk, and all of a sudden, Brian Taylor walked
Speaker 11: up to her register, and I'm laving my hands and
Speaker 11: I'm trying to point to her and I'm saying, that's
Speaker 11: Brian Taylor.
Speaker 7: T yes.
Speaker 11: So she finally clicked on. She laughed, and she's pointed
Speaker 11: at me, and she actually sent him over to my register.
Speaker 11: So I had to serve him.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's a friend helping sister.
Speaker 11: She was gorgeous girl.
Speaker 12: And I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 11: I think I was as red as my uniform.
Speaker 3: What was buying?
Speaker 12: By the way, I think he had a hammer and.
Speaker 11: So yeah, so he like he was lovely. He sort
Speaker 11: of smiled at me and he said, you know, I'm
Speaker 11: guessing you're calling with supporter, and I'm like, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 11: So then you sa I'm were apron for me.
Speaker 3: That's lovely holding that hammer. And then it just casually
Speaker 3: wanders out holding a hammer.
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