WEBVTT - The Glory Hole That Has the Whole World Talking 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.400 Life on Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:06.160 lands were never seated. We pay our respects to their 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:07.600 elders past and present. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.360 recorded on Drug Wallamuta Land. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:25.560 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:26.040 on Cut. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:30.080 I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and we are here to tell 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.680 you a story. Please please go for Just so you 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.120 guys know the timings of this, because of the live shows, 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.400 we kind of had to move out recording schedules around 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.440 a little bit. So normally we record our Tuesday episode, 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:43.040 which is what this is, on the Monday. We keep 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.480 it fresh, we keep it snappy and up to date. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:48.839 Yes relevant, it's what's happening in the world. Unfortunately, we 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.080 had to record this on Friday, so it's a couple 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.599 of days early because on Monday and Tuesday we're going 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.600 to be in Canberra and then we're going to be 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.120 in Brisbane doing the very last of the Life on 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.240 Cut live shows. So sad like that's it's gone really quickly, 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.560 I know, but also I'm kind of sad that we 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:06.920 are not doing this episode off the back of the 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:08.920 high of what would have been last night? Can we 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:12.080 talk about the woman in the front row on the 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.080 Gold Coast and the story she told us that she's 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:15.840 currently going through with her partner. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.840 I have not recovered. I've not recovered. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:20.680 So it was more just like a general chit chat, 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.760 and she she told us she was having some troubles 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:23.400 with her partner. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.600 So I ask a question in the live show, which 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.400 is who here is currently fighting with their partner? 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.000 Who's currently fighting? Now, we always get. 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.000 Fun answers, like, you know, he doesn't pick the kids up, 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:37.080 He doesn't really do much like it's always like random stuff. 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.039 Yeah, and every time there's people who put their hands 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:40.679 up and sometimes you know, the one girl was like, 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.120 you know, we have incompatible sex lives because she's had 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:47.080 a baby, doesn't have sex anymore relatable. Now, this woman 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.320 put her hand up and yelled out that she was 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:51.760 currently fighting with her husband. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:55.160 And the reason, we'll shock you. It's all that shocking. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.360 Oh no it is, But it's the aftermath of the 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:59.920 reason that was the most shocking. So he they're fined 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:02.280 because he went to balley and got jacked off or 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:05.440 sucked off, like basically got a very very happy ending 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:08.120 of sorts whilst they were together, so he cheated on her, 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.280 but she knows about it. But it was the gas 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.120 lighting after when we were like, she just said this 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.320 out loud, right, she stood up in front of the 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:18.560 whole auditorium and she goes, my husband was when got 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:19.800 sucked off in Bali and. 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.560 Got a rub and dug, let's not make it worse. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:26.520 We ejaculated to. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:29.720 Someone else, right, yes, And then we were like, oh 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:30.880 my god, like, what happened? 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:32.440 Did you leave his ass? Where are you at? 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:36.680 And she said he said the reason he did it 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.000 was because I go to bed at a different time 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:40.799 to him. So what did she expect to happen because 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:42.840 we have different sleep schedules that I'm not. 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:44.040 I cannot make this up. 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:47.200 He blamed him going and getting jacked off by someone 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.240 else on the fact that they go to bed at 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:50.200 different times. 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.360 And then she said it's but he didn't even ask 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.680 me if I wanted to, so she was still processing 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:57.880 the black It was actually so, I mean, I know 0:02:57.919 --> 0:02:59.480 that there were people in the audience who thought maybe 0:02:59.480 --> 0:02:59.960 that was the plan. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:01.919 That was absolutely not a plant. 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:05.760 We were as shocked, mortified, horrified as what everybody else 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:08.680 in there was, and I mean, I feel so sorry 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.720 for it. It's such a fucked thing to try and navigate. 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:13.640 But also on the flip side of that, she like 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:15.200 she was having a great time. Oh no, she was 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.440 loving it, had a great time in love. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.080 I don't want anyone to think that this was like 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.440 a real downer. She was just like, yeah, fuck him. 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:23.280 The whole audience was like, yeah, fuck, it was wild. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:24.280 I really hope. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.079 I mean I know that usually we're like, I hope 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:27.840 that you work it out, but no, off the back 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:29.079 of that, I was like, I hope that you leave 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:29.560 his ass. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:30.160 No. Do you know? 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.680 It's one thing to cheat, right, but it's another thing. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.640 And I say that like it's okay, you guys know 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:36.280 my stance and I'm not going to repeat it, But 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:38.280 that is one thing. It's a whole nother kettle of 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.400 fish to then go and blame the woman on why 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:42.200 you cheat ith. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:45.080 Yeah, with a lack of accountability. And I agree with you. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.600 I mean, you know, we've had many conversations around cheating 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:48.840 and how you can work through it if that's what 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.680 you want, blah blah blah. But you cannot work through 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:54.160 something if there's no acceptance of fault. You cannot work 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.160 through something if somebody is blaming you for their own actions, 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:00.520 especially when Yeah, it was so bad, but you know what, look, 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.680 Gold Coast Live Show was amazing. Something happened to me 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:05.880 just before stepping out on stage, and that was the 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:07.840 story that was the tall tailor. I was gonna tell you, 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:11.240 oh what you've forgotten this. It has affected me way 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:12.200 more than it's affected you. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:14.840 Okay, I actually is it worse than me not wearing 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.200 undies with a short dress on? 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.960 Nah, you put undies on. So it was fine. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.159 Nothing really happened. No, So we were standing in the 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.359 like what do you call it the tea room? The 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:26.760 tea room backstage? And Matt's at home with the kids, 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.159 so he didn't come with us to the Gold Coast show, 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:30.880 so he stayed home, didn't come to that one. 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:32.320 I'm actually still trying to think what it's called. I 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.320 don't think it's a tea room. I think it's the 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:37.680 dressing room. Well, they just put some food in. This 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:39.560 is the room that had the tea in it. So 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.040 I'm the champagne, so I get this message from me. 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:43.960 We're standing at the back. It's like l it's there. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:44.880 Mkerrey's there. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.360 The whole team where like five minutes from going on stage, 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:51.279 and he goes, Sobabe, I've just realized while the entire 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:55.719 upstairs smells like shit, like human shit of our house 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.719 that is. And then it dawned on me that the 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.760 night prior, Lola had done a shit in the middle 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.280 of the night, and I had changed her nappy, rolled 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.080 it up like a burrito and left it sitting on 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:09.880 the dressing table in your bedroom, in her bedroom, just 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.520 left it there all day, baked in the sun in 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:13.680 the warmth of the house. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.919 No, the humidity and the humidity hits different like it 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.919 does like if you pee in Antarctic. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:21.480 Guy, it's not the same as if you pooed in 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:22.720 like Mexico. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.120 Nah, frozen logs don't hit the same nah anyway. So yeah, 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.000 the poor guy, he was home with the kids and 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.159 a shit in the bedroom and now he hates me 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.279 so he had to clean up. Yeah, but he just 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:33.839 hates me. Now he's like hell. 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:36.720 Ah, like he loves. 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.880 Me, but he definitely has a bit of a grudge 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.320 at the moment. O, don'tkay, Well, we're. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:44.000 Not gonna get let's scoot over that unless you talk 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:44.640 about it. 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.200 Is this the therapy session? Would you like to talk 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:47.560 about that? 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:48.440 Or no? 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:50.200 We can move on from the shit. Okay, well let's 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:51.880 talk about glory holes. 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:53.719 I want to talk to you about a story going 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:55.680 viral and I'm sure you guys have seen it, but 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:56.880 I don't want to talk about this. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:58.080 We're talking about it. 0:05:58.120 --> 0:05:59.480 What do you mean we talked about it like the 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.960 last two days, non stop, you were frothing this story. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.120 I am traumatized by this story. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:08.520 Okay, Now this is gone viral on TikTok and it 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:13.240 is the TikTok story about the glory hole. And I 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.159 feel like that's all I need to say. But maybe 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:16.920 you haven't heard the story. 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:20.120 Oh if you haven't, you were really missing out. Let 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:20.640 me tell you. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:22.360 I know it is because it's a discussion that you 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.479 will have around a campfire with your friends. You'll be 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.640 wanting to knut this out or don't nut it out. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.520 You'll be wanting to break this story down and discuss 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.400 it because it's so insane, and then you get into 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.359 these deep like what would you do if you're in 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:37.960 this situation? But there's a girl called Charlotte Walton who 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.000 we can't be sure if she's the person that received 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.039 this voice note or if she's the person that just 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:43.279 shared the voice note. 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.599 So this is the story to. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.640 A story because I'm literally telling everyone it's so horrific. 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.680 So my friend me, who I was with yesterday, she's 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.560 got a mate called Ellie who's in a house share 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.920 in London, and Ellie shares with like a bunch of girls. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.000 One of the girls was telling her she's just been 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:04.560 on a hendoo to Amsterdam wherever a stag and the 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:06.279 hen went at the same time. I think they were 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.360 all just like a mixed social group who kind of 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:11.040 like knew each other. But then the stag went one 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.240 day and the hen one way, and the hens. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:13.480 Went the other. 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.640 And one of the girls on the hendo got super 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.680 drunk and went into one of these booths with like 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:23.360 a glory hole, and so a girl on the other 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.000 side stuck his dick through. So the girl was just 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.760 drunk and started sucking him off. But it was one 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:32.000 of these ones apparently where like if like she pushes 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.800 a button and the guy pushes the button on the 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:37.000 other side, they can kind of see who's on the 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:40.160 other side. Like it makes it like transparent like a 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:43.560 window so they can see. And so, being drunk, she 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.560 thought it would be hilarious to push his button just 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.240 to see who she's been sucking off. And so she 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:55.600 pushes the button and looks up and it's her dad on. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:56.240 The other side. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:00.440 Apparently, like the hen and the stag do all went 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:04.240 home early because it was like so traumatic, and the 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.960 girl's fallen out with all her family. The mom's obviously 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.400 found out, and there's like not speaking to the dad, 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.080 Like it's broken up the whole family because this girl 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.320 such of her dad through a gloryhole. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:17.360 What the fuck? 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:21.000 I can't I don't have it in me literally, metaphorically, 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:22.080 spiritually anything. 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:26.600 I need therapy, please. My first initial response is, this 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.200 isn't true. I don't know if that's a defense mechanism 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.240 that I've put up. It can't be true. That's a 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:34.319 coping mechanism. Yes, it's got to be. The odds of 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:35.040 this happening. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:37.160 It has to be a made up story to go 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.400 viral like this is my initial response, because it's so 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:41.920 viscerally disgusting. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.920 Do you know what, Like, let's just say it is true. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:48.400 Let's go with that, Let's lean into the story. Why 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.960 would you tell anyone you take that shit to the 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:52.680 gray you? 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.640 Honestly, I mean, I couldn't agree more with this statement. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.000 Somebody wrote this information couldn't be tortured out of me? 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.600 Not ever get me to say that. Also, what is. 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.120 It called when you have to divorce your parents? You know, 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.600 when kids divorce sarate. I would have to separate from 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:10.800 them forever. I don't think I could emancipate yourself emancipaid. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.040 I don't think I could ever. I think I'd have 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.360 to emanipay even though I'm thirty six, And. 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:21.000 I don't think emancpaate myself because I sacked my dad's. 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.640 Yeah, sorry, what's the reason. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.560 You have to have a great reason why sack dud's 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.920 dick voluntarily? 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.320 Is the real issue here? Okay? 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.840 Look, honestly, the only thing I keep coming back to 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:34.560 is that there is nothing that anyone could ever do 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.559 that would make me admit that that had just happened. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.680 I am not leaving that glory whole box. I'm walking 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:41.280 out someone. 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.559 I'm not walking out to the party and saying, oh 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.439 my god, guys, we have to wrap it up because 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:46.600 daddy's dick was in the hole. 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.640 I'm not doing it. I'm going back to that. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.440 I'm going home, but I'm not telling anyone, And I. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.880 Reckon you tell someone eventually, even if it was one person, 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:56.319 Like even if it was me, Like, what do you 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:56.800 think I do? 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.520 How do I handle this? You'd tell one person? What 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.600 would you say your dad afterwards? You don't? You do 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:07.000 not ever talk to him again? You're amanci baited. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.200 I don't know what you would say to your dad 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.560 because you're obviously not gonna in all honesty, if you 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:14.800 have a normal relationship with your dad before that, you're 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.400 not gonna not ever talk to him again, right, But 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.720 I don't know how you handle it. I think there's 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:22.320 gotta be some space, like you have to have you 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.080 have to have some time out surely, and then send 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.720 you questions. 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:28.480 Is the dad married to your mom? 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:29.439 Yeah? 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.840 So did he cheat on your mum with his daughter? 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.679 Like or I'm not. I can't. 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.000 I'm so sorry, Please stop. This is why I think 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:38.880 it can't be real. But I know that people wish 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:40.480 it was real because it's wild, But I wish it 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:41.000 was not real. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:42.120 I wish it was a tall tale. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.280 I think it okay, I mean, regardless, if it's a 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:46.920 tall tale or not. My question is though, if you're 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:50.000 walking into a room you're really drunk. Fine, I get it. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.360 People do crazy stuff. There's a penis or a gloryhole, 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:56.560 you're like, whatever, whoo, I'm on my wild yes year 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:00.000 of my life. Surely her dad's penis would have been 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.840 an old man's penis, right like a thirty years older, 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.640 thirty five years older. Surely she's looking at that going 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.920 even not knowing it's the dad not knowing. 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:10.439 How to be recognized that looks for million. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:10.720 No. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.680 But what I mean is is like, if someone's going 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.880 to stick their penis to a gloryhole, you'd bloody hope 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.520 it's a nice one that you're going to go for. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.920 If it's like a sad old man penis, are you 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:19.640 going to really do it? 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:20.840 But you don't know how old he was. 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:22.800 I don't know, but I feel like a penis would 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.559 indicate age. Do they not age like every other part 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:26.000 of the body. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:26.320 Nah? 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.200 If that is rock hard, I don't think it gives 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.760 away the age. Maybe flaster that would give away the age. 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.480 But I reckon when it's through a gloryhole, you can't 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:35.800 tell someone deceptive. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.760 Okay, I would love to know that. No, not with 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:40.439 your dad. I'd love to know this though. If you're 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:44.280 like dating someone who's significantly older than you, like twenty years, 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.280 there's got to be someone who listened to this podcast 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:47.640 who's dating someone who's that much older. 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:49.760 You could just watch porno and have a look. Is 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:53.080 their penis indicative of their age? Like? Is it saggier? 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:56.320 Is this skin more sun damaged? I don't know what's 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.280 happening some damaged? Who knows? Surely? 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:03.560 Surely it looks like an old man penis, in which case, 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.160 not that there's anything wrong. Maybe she likes a bit 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:06.840 of age play, but like that would be the. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:07.920 First thing that would turn me off. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:10.560 Look, there's a lot of variables in this story that 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:11.600 we can't be sure about. 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:13.360 We can't be sure about the age. We can't be 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:14.240 sure about the why. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:17.559 We can't be sure about if he was married to 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.560 someone else, if they're ever going to speak about it again. 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:22.480 We have to make our own happy ending in this story. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:23.320 I would like to know. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.800 Do you think there's ever a situation in life where 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.120 you would ever contemplate a glory whole? 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:31.160 No, you have to be I don't even have to 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:34.079 contemplate that sentence, like, you don't even have to finish 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.080 that sentence. And I know that it's a hard flaccid No, 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.120 it is a flaccid No, there's nothing. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.800 I'd have to be in a pretty dark place, yeah, 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:44.680 the glory it's dark. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:48.000 It's dark if you wouldn't want that down light on 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:49.920 the hard deck, But the hold old dick down light 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:52.000 doesn't do it any. 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.679 Need to be in a dimly lit room. No, there 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:55.280 is nothing. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.000 And I've tried to think about these over the last 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:00.119 couple of days since we've been talking about it. There 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.679 is no circumstance or nothing that would turn me on 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.560 about a gloryhole situation about some random putting his penis 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.360 through a hole. Just seeing a random penis not attached 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.640 to anything floating in the dark doesn't do it for me. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.760 No, and I appreciate that it doesn't do it for you, 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:15.079 and it doesn't do it for me either. I'd like 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.600 to establish that before I go in and dipreend people. No, 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.400 but I understand why. For some people it's the naughtiness 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.240 that gets them off right. It's the kink of the unknown. 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:26.280 I mean, it has to be a kink. It exists 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:29.120 for a reason, and like, obviously at this place that 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.199 they were at, it wasn't just like a glory hole 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.680 in a public toilet at the back of a petrol station. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:38.200 It was a glory hole that was created specifically for 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.960 this purpose. They must have been it at sex club 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:41.720 or something, and they're already kinky fuckers. 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.000 Anyway, It makes it sound like for some reason, I 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:47.080 picked to that moment the reveal happening, like the voice, 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:49.080 you know, where they hit the table and the chair 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:50.600 turns around and they see each other. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:51.280 For the first time. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.640 I picture it like, I mean and iron if they're 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.719 going to drop them in between glass and they hit 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.400 it and then that realization of they're not a great singer. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.920 No, my dad. It's at the moment when a guy's 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.679 abastian hidden it was his cousin. Oh yeah, like that 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:06.360 wasn't planned to love you guy, but come. 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:10.000 On, oh dear, Okay, Well yeah, look, I hope that 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.800 everybody is equally as traumatized as we. 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.199 Are from that. I reckon, there's probably someone like you 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.920 make a good point. Well we're having a laugh, but 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.520 obviously these things exist in sex clubs and for whatever else. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.480 I reckon, we've got a listener that's done it before 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:22.880 or been to this environment, or we'd love to hear 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:24.360 from you out of curiosity. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.560 Okay, I have a question for you. What's the difference 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:29.840 between going to a masquerade sex party, for example, where 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:30.880 everyone wears masks? 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.280 There is no difference, right, you'd know if we should dad, 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.000 even if he's under a pussy gut mask. You know 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:38.200 what your dad? I could have caddies on. 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:48.120 I know what you No, it's Terry burd is that you? 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.360 Oh my god, I need to stop. This is awful. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:52.360 I know. I know you think there's not a difference, 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.000 but for me, there's for sure. No, I know that 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:55.480 there is. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.560 But I do think that there are circumstances as to 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:01.240 which this could happen, which my make this story true. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:03.080 And if it's not, I'm glad we've talked about it 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:03.760 for fifteen minutes. 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.240 I also am about the whole package. So, like if 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.880 you're at a masquerade sex party, you're still seeing the 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.560 whole vibe, You're getting an energy, you're getting a general look. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:12.400 You're looking at their body. 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.440 You can still see like their mask, it's not a 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:17.040 paper bag over there, Like they're just cute little mass 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.240 you can still see it. But just a dick is 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:21.480 just a dick. You don't even see the balls. I 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:22.720 don't think I think it's just a dick. 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:24.920 I think that that's gonna be the title of this episode. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:31.320 Just a dick. Yeah, just a all right. 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:35.200 Well to taking a very serious pivot after that absolute 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.720 fucking debarkle, there is something that has been released recently 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:41.440 that we thought was very interesting and also very important, 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:42.880 and we wanted to have a little chat about it. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.640 I don't know if you guys saw this, but basically, 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:46.560 the federal government has come out saying that they are 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:50.360 launching a three year project which is aimed at addressing 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:54.440 toxic masculinity across social media. Now they're throwing three point 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:57.080 five million dollars at this program, and the purpose of 0:15:57.080 --> 0:16:01.640 this is is to standardize conversations around toxic masculinity, to 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.240 address it with children as young as the age of five, 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.280 to start to remodel and shape what some positive influences 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.120 of masculinity look like. Also, in the same way that 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:14.200 we spoke about consent in school, it's to ensure that 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.200