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Speaker 1: Nobody getting your home on a first day. I hope

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Speaker 1: everyone's having a ripper. I was putting my shoes on

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Speaker 1: today and I was just thinking to myself. I went,

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Speaker 1: I went, sock sock, shoe, shoe, sock sock, shu shoe.

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Speaker 2: Yep, I don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh now this is interesting stuff.

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Speaker 3: Do that? I go, sock shew sockshw.

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Speaker 1: That's I thought to myself. I bet you there's some

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Speaker 1: sacrilegious heathen out there.

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Speaker 2: Do you think my way is bad?

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Speaker 1: Disgusting?

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Speaker 2: It just makes more sense, mate, I think i'd throw.

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Speaker 1: Up if I did that. I just vomit on my face.

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Speaker 2: More sense, because then your sock isn't gonna get dirty.

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Speaker 2: It's reducing the time that your sock is out there

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Speaker 1: Do you put your shoes on in the mud sometimes,

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Speaker 1: the rules have changed. Its going to be prepared in

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Speaker 1: my bedroom. But does sock sock, shoeshoe?

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Speaker 4: Guy?

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Speaker 1: Dust? I'm sure there is dust, but it's you're consequential.

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Speaker 1: You have the dusties, got dusty socks, which means you've

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Speaker 3: Oh you've got me there, Yeah, and I'd.

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Speaker 1: Rather have a dusty sock than a dusty foot.

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Speaker 3: You'd rather have a dusty sock.

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Speaker 1: Whole new question, really, because I prefer.

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Speaker 2: To have a dusty sock because you've got dust.

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Speaker 1: Of Course you'd rather have a dusty sock. Of course

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Speaker 3: Damn it, you flipped it on me.

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Speaker 1: I just can't believe. I literally came in and I

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Speaker 1: and here we are, Here we are. You were right

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Speaker 3: I'm being honest with you. I'm not changing. Ah.

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Speaker 2: I will continue to sock shew, my friend sock shoes sockshew, which.

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Speaker 1: I die, You dirty dusty footed bastard.

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Speaker 2: You double socking bastard.

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Speaker 3: Now we need to move on with the show because

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Speaker 3: William to talk serious.

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Speaker 2: In ten minutes time, I'll be telling everyone a guaranteed

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Speaker 1: Wait wait for that, Yeah, wow, guaranteed way to sharpen

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Speaker 1: the pigeons beak very very shortly for Joe there's a

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Speaker 1: whole bunch of things that we should probably talk about

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Speaker 1: later on in the show, So we like to cry

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Speaker 1: them in a little spot at the start of the show.

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Speaker 1: This big news. This big news. People are furious about this.

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Speaker 2: Talk to me.

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Speaker 3: This is a first.

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Speaker 2: This is a this is a radio first. I'm bringing

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Speaker 3: So let's get to you.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say I'm not happy with the fact

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Speaker 3: Oh that's good, you have been.

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Speaker 1: That's fair open communication in it.

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Speaker 2: I think when you see me on your turf, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like I imagine it'd be like if I

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Speaker 3: I would love it. I would enjoy that.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it to you. I would enjoy that

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Speaker 2: Now I can't I say I think a few more

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Speaker 1: Shrek? Somebody what told me the world is going to roll? Me? Arguably?

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Speaker 3: Well we're there yet?

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Speaker 1: No, we're there yet?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Are we there yet?

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Speaker 2: It's supposed to be Chris Farley Shrek was it? You

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Speaker 1: They're redoing it. I imagine Mike Myers bumped into Eddie

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Speaker 1: Murphy in a subway, like what are you eating in subway?

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Speaker 1: And he goes, I got divorced and lost on my cash?

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Speaker 2: Is like me too, oh, boding over that?

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Speaker 1: How do we get some more money? Let's just redoce Shrek.

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Speaker 1: I think that's how most of these these reboots happened.

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Speaker 2: what are you doing here?

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Speaker 3: Gladiator? Auly I will get to meet.

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Speaker 1: Cruise redoing Gladiator. I'd watch?

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Speaker 3: But yeah, would you?

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Speaker 2: Will you watch Top Gun two?

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Speaker 1: No? I don't know if I will.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if Kilmer will be back?

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Speaker 7: Will you?

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Speaker 1: And if he is, he's probably gonna be too big

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Speaker 3: The blind out a bit?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: On my story.

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Speaker 3: I've done this before.

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Speaker 2: But will you This is a genuine headline from today, okay,

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Speaker 2: and I just want you to comment on it. This

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Speaker 2: is the headline Delta apologizes for passenger sitting in dog poop.

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Speaker 1: Delta Delta.

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Speaker 2: Oh damn it, you've already got.

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Speaker 1: It, yeah, damn yeah, yeah, that makes Delta air Lines.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I see what I was trying to do there.

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Speaker 3: It got all the producers.

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Speaker 1: Stick to your turf.

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Speaker 2: The sorry is, by the way, Delta air Lines. There

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Speaker 1: So you brought you brought a poo It was It

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Speaker 3: Was supposed to be a Delta joke.

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Speaker 1: Your stuff, mate, you stick to the jokes.

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Speaker 2: Up next part I did with my girl friends.

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Speaker 3: Wilbur I got lucky yesterday. Celebrate. Do I look relieved?

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Speaker 3: Do I look happy? I haven't noticed. That's fine, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: That's not that's not the interesting that's fine. That's not

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Speaker 2: the interesting part about this though. The interesting part about

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Speaker 2: this is what happened beforehand.

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Speaker 1: A bit of a bit of what a bit of

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Speaker 2: About that this was actually very visual, now, will, but

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Speaker 2: you and I both got sends a very special pair

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Speaker 2: of budget smuggles. A few days ago we did Thunderberg

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Speaker 2: Rum budget smugglers taken away.

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Speaker 1: Boys.

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Speaker 3: All right, thanks boys, So we've got send me these.

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Speaker 1: You need to stop, really suck up for these attitudes.

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Speaker 1: Sound crap, you know, sound desperate. You want to sponsor, Yes,

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Speaker 1: we want to be brand, but this is desperate.

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Speaker 3: We got sent some doggies by Bunderberg Rum.

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Speaker 1: We've said the brand name.

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Speaker 2: And now yesterday, can you actually describe the dogs?

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Speaker 1: Their yellow budgie smugglers with a white bear on the front.

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Speaker 3: Of them, right on the crotch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well on the front of them, they're right on

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Speaker 1: the front is a white bear, which, funnily enough, my

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Wilburt, this is really interesting because yesterday or

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Speaker 1: Couple of extra bananas in the fruit bowl woods.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and my banana is tiny. So I put

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Speaker 2: on the I put on the Bunderberg, I put on

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Speaker 2: a laugh from my girlfriend, right right straight to the bedroom. Wow,

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Speaker 2: straight to the bedroom, which I can now exciting, very

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Speaker 2: exciting for me, William. But I can now say that

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Speaker 2: putting on the bunderberg Rum, Budgie smugglers and the Bunnings

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Speaker 2: hat gives me a one hundred strike rate dead or

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Speaker 2: in other words, it works every time. Yeah, it works

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Speaker 2: every time.

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Speaker 1: There's only works.

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Speaker 3: It's one from one every time.

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Speaker 1: It was one from one. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can say.

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Speaker 1: So like Stephen Bradbury wins a gold medal at the Olympics,

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Speaker 3: Works every time, which is a bit ridiculous. Okay, these

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Speaker 2: But I love it when people have something that they do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that works.

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Speaker 1: Every time if the strike rates more than once. You know,

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Speaker 1: one time I came home and I had a feather

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Speaker 1: duster on, and.

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Speaker 3: That's fine.

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Speaker 2: Let's say you have to have done this over five.

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Speaker 1: Times and it maybe if it's three, three threes enough

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Speaker 1: three I think three. I think three is enough.

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Speaker 3: We're setting the bar at three.

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Speaker 2: If you've done something three times and it has worked

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Speaker 2: every time, I want to hear from your thirteen, one

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Speaker 2: or six. Buck doesn't have to be the bedroom, by

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Speaker 2: the way. Sure, if you've got a bedroom example, Oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: that's great, but this could be like how to get

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Speaker 2: out of pain for dinner works every time? Works every time?

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Speaker 2: How to get out of.

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Speaker 3: Work works every time?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: How to make your boss fall in love with you?

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Speaker 1: Well? Works.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't take that call because yeah, and I'm glad

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Speaker 2: you said that I was testing you thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Five Woods, You've had what you think is the beginning

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Speaker 1: of a method which is going to work for you

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Speaker 1: every time.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's budget smugglers, Bunderberger Rubb and Budge smugglers and

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Speaker 2: a Bunning's wide brimmed hat.

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Speaker 3: I wore it once I got lucky.

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Speaker 1: And would you be prepared to be wearing a secret

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Speaker 1: No oil, like Christ. Let's have a practical answer to

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Speaker 5: I've got one hundred percent rate getting into the VP

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Speaker 5: Timmy baby? By the cheapest ticket you can possibly fine,

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Speaker 3: I can see we're going to try this.

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Speaker 2: We're going to try this, Tim, So you're you just

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Speaker 2: We're going to go to a game, whether rugby game,

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Speaker 2: A psychologist backed method to make you up next reveal

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Speaker 3: That you do not want to reveal, something very personal.

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Speaker 3: People can all.

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Speaker 1: Hear it up next?

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Speaker 5: Do it?

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Speaker 3: I could.

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Speaker 3: Can you tell me?

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Speaker 2: Can you just can you just tell me the story

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Speaker 3: This hasn't worked.

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Speaker 2: Though it hasn't worked that other words, has this this.

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Speaker 2: And maybe you actually didn't know this, but psychologists have

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Speaker 1: You get that a lot in really good job interviewers

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Speaker 2: So try it, guys, if you want to, if you

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Speaker 2: You just didn't know.

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Speaker 3: Shock jock, you'd call me yep.

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Speaker 1: But you're still a little bit childish. Now. Look, I've

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Speaker 1: If not, we'll just go straight to the traffic goes

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Speaker 1: It off the cards better if you give me a job,

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Speaker 1: that's right, And you're not to laugh, okay at any stage.

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Speaker 2: So come on, Some graffiti has been discovered on ancient Mayan.

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Speaker 1: Ruins, right, so the Ancient Mind is one of the

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Speaker 1: a two or three night job.

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Speaker 3: You think you get caught when't you? Poor graffiti artists.

452
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,160
Speaker 1: It's really interesting to do. But they carried on. Yeah,

453
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 1: somebody had to deface the monuments somehow.

454
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:06,359
Speaker 2: Very interesting. Okay, it's a type of naughty graffiti that

455
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,800
Speaker 2: is also very common in this day and age. Oh

456
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,720
Speaker 2: my god, mm hmm.

457
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,200
Speaker 1: You're close there. We nearly went to the traffic.

458
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:23,600
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, yeah, keep it together. It is

459
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:31,680
Speaker 2: in fague, it is, okay, right, that's just interesting. That's

460
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,240
Speaker 2: just really interesting. It's just interesting that they obviously looked

461
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 2: down at that thing and thought it was hilarious, like us,

462
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,240
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? That's really because I

463
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 2: obviously look at mine and go, that's hilarious. I want

464
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,520
Speaker 2: to put that on a wall.

465
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 1: And you think Dezell's funny, but the reality is it's

466
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Speaker 1: a two and a half thousand year old and which

467
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,440
Speaker 1: is fascinating.

468
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,680
Speaker 3: You need together, I am.

469
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 1: I've got a photo of it as well. Keep it together.

470
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,120
Speaker 1: You're on the threshold. I can say how young Ready

471
00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 1: produced again? One more slide here, because it wasn't I.

472
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:03,440
Speaker 3: Have a very serious question to ask about this. Obviously,

473
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 3: do they do the hairs on the balls?

474
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I assume so because they wouldn't

475
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 1: have been shaving around and so I assume all balls

476
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 1: would have been here at that stage.

477
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Now there was do they attach the body or

478
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 2: do they just do this?

479
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: I believe this particular piece of graffiti was directed at somebody,

480
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:28,160
Speaker 1: and so there was the image which was chiseled into

481
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,120
Speaker 1: the rock, but it was accompanied with a message.

482
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 3: Great was it was the doodle talking.

483
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:39,439
Speaker 1: I don't think there was any speech bubble, so.

484
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 3: Sorry, that would be funny.

485
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 1: That would have That would have been very I agree,

486
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 1: and we're not gonna laugh about that. But there was

487
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 1: a message underneath it, and it was an insult I

488
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: believe too. Obviously it appears an elder of the community,

489
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 1: and I'm going to show you the message now final, okay,

490
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 1: card great.

491
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 3: I was reading that very seriously.

492
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, companied by the message smell your sweat, wizard, females.

493
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 3: Outrageous. Is that true? That's true, That's what it is.

494
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 1: One of the big questions we're asking on a thurs Day,

495
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 1: and something we're finding particularly hard to do is somebody

496
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: tells you a really weird story, yeah, dolphin, hard to

497
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,239
Speaker 1: discern whether that was a story from when they were

498
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Speaker 1: drunk or whether that was a story from when they

499
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: were a kid.

500
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 3: Here's a couple we had last week.

501
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 9: So I went on a camp with my band.

502
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 8: I stayed up a little bit late.

503
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 9: I was putting on my pajamas. I put both of

504
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 9: my legs in one pajama leg.

505
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 8: And then spent about twenty minutes singing the Little Mermaids before.

506
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 10: Going to bed.

507
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 3: Now we're going with drunk. Yeah, you'd correction, so as

508
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 3: you can see.

509
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 2: As you can see, it's often very hard to tell

510
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: the difference between the two. So thirty one oh six five,

511
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 2: it's your chance now to play the game. You tell

512
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 2: us a story, yes, and then we try and guess

513
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 2: is a story from when you were drunk? Yep, or

514
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 2: from when you were a kid.

515
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: I should mention, by the way, if you've got kids,

516
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: then there could also be only that your kid's done.

517
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah good.

518
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: That we might not be able to pick as well.

519
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, very good. Doesn't have to be you as the kid.

520
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 3: Can there be a story about a kid?

521
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. We'll take you calls next to them.

522
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 1: What do you get your home? I believe there's a

523
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: poll on our instagram sock sock, shoe shoe or sockshoe sockshoe. Well,

524
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: what do you check that out?

525
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 2: Please go there and answer the question because and honestly

526
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: as well, because I think we need to extract the

527
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: scourge of society that are the sox shoe sockshoe, and

528
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 2: I think it's time to show label them for who

529
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 2: they are. It's time to show Will there's more of

530
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 2: us that Sockshu sockshew than he believes.

531
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Speaker 3: So we've got Ethan here.

532
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 2: Now he's got to play a game where you tell

533
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 2: us a story and then we try and guess if

534
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: that story is from when you were a kid or

535
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 2: when you were drunk.

536
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was mate over a bar with you one

537
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 10: day and we live around the corner. So I jumped

538
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 10: on the motorbike went for a drive up to their house.

539
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 10: As I was going up the driveway, it's all gravel,

540
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 10: so it's slippery. Hours came off of it and fell

541
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Speaker 10: on my leg and burntley word Yamaha onto it.

542
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: Oh you've you've been branded by Yamaha.

543
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yamaha would love to get hold of you as

544
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 2: like an ambassador.

545
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: Well maybe not because it was a motorbike accident enough,

546
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: so I think.

547
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 3: That actually that's a good point.

548
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: Will quite the opposite, really.

549
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 3: Okay, so let's think of this.

550
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: Might want to get under you. He's either so he's

551
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 1: either drink, bike riding drink, which again we don't condone.

552
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: And I mean, this is the real issue with this

553
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: segment is often the activities are a little bit totally think.

554
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 2: I think this segment also teaches everyone a lesson of

555
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 2: you know, hey, don't don't do it because you could

556
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 2: end up with Yamaha tattooed on your calf. Or was

557
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 2: he a kid just going around as you said, I'm.

558
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: Going to say, for Ethan's sake, And we got in

559
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: trouble trying to go down this path of reasoning last week.

560
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: But I don't think that Ethan would be calling the

561
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: radio station to tell us that he was drinking and

562
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: riding a motorbike.

563
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's back Ethan and Ethan we reckon.

564
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 3: You're a kid, Yeah, yeah, trunk.

565
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 2: So we've got John here now though, Hey mate, you're

566
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 2: good to go.

567
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 7: I'm good to go.

568
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it all right.

569
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 7: So I was at a party once.

570
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

571
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 7: I was sitting in one of those fold up chairs

572
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 7: flat yeah. Yeah, So sitting there, had me fingers sort

573
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 7: of in where it folds up, sitting there for a bit,

574
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 7: and then the whole check collapse, cut the end of

575
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 7: my finger off.

576
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 2: Oh wheiz, is the finger now attached? Or are you attached?

577
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: Damn it? That hurts that. Oh did you pick up

578
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: the bit of finger from the ground at the time, John.

579
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 7: Or someone else did?

580
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: They just grabbed it. They're like, sorry, mate, you drop that,

581
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: take it with us.

582
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 2: He's given away two things there. They managed to attach

583
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 2: the finger and someone else grabbed the finger.

584
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: What what is the they're managing to attach the finger?

585
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's easy to attach a child's finger

586
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 2: because the vessels are fresh. No, the blood vessels are fresh.

587
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 3: I know this.

588
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 2: I know this. It's hard to reattach an adult vessel

589
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 2: because your vessels slowly die or your nerve endings die

590
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 2: get older.

591
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: But you can still attach it and he might not

592
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: feel it.

593
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 2: Now, that's a good point. You do have me there, Like.

594
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: He didn't say that. It's a fully operational tip of

595
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: the finger. He might just have a little bit of

596
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: a dag at the end.

597
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 2: Okay, good point. Let's think now about someone else picked

598
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: up the finger. If the drunk at a party with

599
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 2: some does pick up your finger.

600
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: You're asking the wrong questions.

601
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 3: Okay, what about the questions? Don't what about that?

602
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: If you're drunk at about it? We'll do that next. No.

603
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: I think the good question to ask you, though, is

604
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: that he said the chair collapse, didn't he?

605
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 5: Ye?

606
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: What sort of a kid is heavy enough to make

607
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: a chair collapse?

608
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 6: Right?

609
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 3: So we're saying drunk?

610
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: I think I like that.

611
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 2: I like you thinking, John, I we reckon you were drug.

612
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 7: I think my mother was drunk when she picked it up.

613
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 7: But I was only one.

614
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh by John, how fat were you as a one

615
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: year old? Jis? We've been I mean since the started

616
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: the show. I threw this at you, I said, I

617
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: put my I was trying to tell your standard story,

618
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: standard story which other people could empathize with because they're normal.

619
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: This morning, I put my shoes on. I'll put my

620
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: socks on.

621
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 2: Both socks on, your left and your right sock.

622
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: On socks plural. I put my socks on, and then

623
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: I put my shoes on. Weird, don't don't you try

624
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: it the majority.

625
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: This is why we've been bickering. Because I put the

626
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 2: left sock on, then I put the left shoe on.

627
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 2: Then I put the right sock on, and then I

628
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 2: put the right shoe on.

629
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: Because you also eat your chips before you eat your fish.

630
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: Yes, sometimes I actually like to save the fish at

631
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 2: the end.

632
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: Oh wow, And.

633
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 2: There's people like me. Actually half of us are like me.

634
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: I think we'll get fifty.

635
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: Go to ale.

636
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 3: It's on Instagram. Do you go sock sox shueshoe or

637
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 3: sock shoe sock show?

638
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: You make me sick? Oh, d hag on?

639
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 2: No you no, Well you'll find out that half the

640
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 2: country makes you sick, mate, because we all bloody do it.

641
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: Well, half of us go invite and we need to

642
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: know this definitively, which I want to tell you a

643
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: story here and if anybody else can count with the answer,

644
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from you. Third one six five.

645
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: Very famous painter at the time, a guy called Samuel Morse,

646
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: received a letter. Right, So, Samuel's painting this painting. It's

647
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: in eighteen twenty five, sods, just after the American Revolution.

648
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: He's painting a really famous person, right, He's doing their portrait.

649
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: He gets a letter to tell him that his wife

650
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: is sick.

651
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 3: His wife's sick, Okay, yep, yep.

652
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: He goes, all right, great, no worries, going to keep painting.

653
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: Oh God, gets another letter, Yep, your wife is really sick.

654
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: Yep.

655
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: He goes, okay, better go home and check on it. Yeah,

656
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: rides home to find out that she's actually been dead

657
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: and buried for three days.

658
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 3: Oh goodness, gracious me.

659
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: As a result of that, he's upset about it. He's

660
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: angry about it. As a result of that, he goes

661
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: on to invent something. What do you think it was?

662
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 3: Fine?

663
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 8: Now?

664
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? I thought I had you right off.

665
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: Game.

666
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 2: He came in high U your pigeon teaching pigeons how

667
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: to take He.

668
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: Sat down your door a pigeon through his tears, how

669
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: to carry a letter.

670
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Morse code Yes.

671
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: In eighteen twenty five, Samuel Morse received a letter which

672
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: read that his wife was sick. He was so pissed

673
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: off of the slowness of the communications that he had

674
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Speaker 1: went on to invent Morse Coat.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant. That's a brilliant story, isn't it great? It's a

676
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Speaker 3: brilliant story.

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Speaker 1: I think. Also, however, he was also kind of pissed

678
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Speaker 1: off because he was in the middle of painting this

679
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,239
Speaker 1: beautiful painting of Lafayette, who was this French general who

680
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: was like revered amongst the Americans at the time.

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Speaker 3: Incredibly feminine name. We appreciate that, but he was a

682
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Speaker 3: great war general.

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Speaker 1: Lafayette.

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Speaker 3: Lafayette, Oh love Fayette. Do you want to come to

685
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Speaker 3: my house of something? Fayette?

686
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Speaker 1: They are actually a friend and not Italian?

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Speaker 9: Really, Oh.

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Speaker 4: You're not.

689
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Speaker 3: You're gonna be a.

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Speaker 1: Bloody Okay. So yeah, we're probably the most famous general.

691
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: So you wouldn't be afraid of him. If you're facing

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Speaker 1: in battle. I'm saying, their army is being conducted by.

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Speaker 2: Moment my sword, I'll just go along. No, no, put

694
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 2: the armor down, I'll go and find it in my fist.

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00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: So Lafayette was quite an important person and Sami Moore

696
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: had to turn down the job because his wife was

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Speaker 1: sick and she died as a result of that, which

698
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: is nasty. But I want to ask people right now,

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Speaker 1: what did you miss out on because you had to

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Speaker 1: go home? Oh now this doesn't obviously have to be

701
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: your partner that's driking your home. I mean it is

702
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: annoying when they might have had a few too many

703
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: red cordials, or you know, maybe they're just keen to,

704
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: you know, get home and try a couple of iceless margaritas.

705
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: Who knows, but it could also be anything really, But

706
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: more importantly, what were you missing out on if there

707
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: was a hole in the roof. I can't imagine how

708
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: many times the kids make you go home from something

709
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Speaker 1: when there's something special on.

710
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: Sick, a little bit sick, they're getting a bit wingy.

711
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than getting dragged home for whatever reason

712
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: and missing out on something epic.

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00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you get the text message from her friends

714
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 2: this just happened. Or if you're at a music festival

715
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Speaker 2: and you've parked it early and then something amazing, absolute pits.

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00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: My dad and my brother were at the MCG for

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Speaker 1: Shane Waughan's five hundredth wicket.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, amazing for it.

719
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: My mum actually ended up getting She was a bit

720
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: sick that day and my dad left the g when

721
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Speaker 1: warning was on four hundred and ninety nine wickets. Oh,

722
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: walked outside the ground. My brother's dayed. He was like,

723
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: scream up, yeah, no, that's fine, far more important. Yeah,

724
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: my brother stayed as my dad got twenty meters from

725
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: the ground. He heard the war of the crowd.

726
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: No, yeah, oh that's shattering stuff.

727
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah that is that was aw There's a bronze statue

728
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: of it outside the mc Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And actually his celebration was hilarious because he was a

731
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Speaker 2: bit tubby at that stage.

732
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Speaker 3: He it was like he was out of gas very

733
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 3: quickly he got the end of the pitch.

734
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Speaker 1: It was like Dad missed the faders, Chubby warning run

735
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Speaker 1: as well. All right, what did you miss out on

736
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Speaker 1: because you had to go home. We'll take your calls

737
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: U next for them. What do you get your home?

738
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: We'll trow teken goals right now thirty one and six.

739
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: I have nothing worse than having to leave something epic

740
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: and this might be just a great birthday party. Yes,

741
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: what we're teen goals right now? And what you missed

742
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: because you had to go home.

743
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Speaker 2: I'm going to deliberately leave out all names and companies

744
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 2: and even the year that this happened. He caused the

745
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: stories a little bit controversial.

746
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Speaker 1: But do you remember that you and ire neighbors girls?

747
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 3: No, well, it was the same night.

748
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: Oh it's the same night. You remember last night?

749
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 3: There was a night where it was a big knife.

750
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 3: Will and I.

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00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: You know, I think we were good boys, but with

752
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: the marketing manager. Now here's the thing, okay, Oh yes.

753
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 2: Will was invited to go and have it. We were

754
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: by single at the time. Will was invited to go

755
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 2: and have a steam room with someone who was way

756
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 2: out of my league. Yes, so far out of it,

757
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 2: so far out of my leak. But there was only

758
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: one key to our room, so you and I had

759
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: to stay together. And I unfortunately had some bad shellfish

760
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 2: that night and I needed to use it. I had

761
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: a code brown and I had to use the bathroom,

762
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 2: and I made you come to our room so I

763
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 2: could go to the toilet.

764
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Speaker 1: And in the time that I was on the toilet,

765
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Speaker 1: the girl messaged him and said.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is a bad decision, so it'd be tough

767
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 3: to beat that one.

768
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: But thirty one, I've forgotten that I buried it for

769
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,959
Speaker 1: the sake of our friendship. I'd buried that. Tom's called

770
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,959
Speaker 1: Tom watching miss out because you had to go home.

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Speaker 4: Mate, I was prevented from going to my best mate

772
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 4: bucks so because my girl friends got superstick from this

773
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 4: microscopic snaile that she picked up from a river in Africa.

774
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: So she's the one that's gone to Africa to start

775
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: with ingested the bug. And then you can't go to

776
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: your best mate's back party, Jay whizzed, Tom. I mean

777
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: you'd be spewing. She was obviously spewing. What did you

778
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: What did you get in compensation? Mate?

779
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 4: You know what, in hindsight, she did take me out

780
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 4: to a lavish dinner and I was a lot of

781
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 4: boutique beer that.

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00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: Night, beautiful, great stuff. Mate. Obviously avoided the s cargo

783
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: at the dinner though. Kate's gold. Kate, your partner made

784
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Speaker 1: you miss out on something.

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00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 9: Actually, I made my partner miss out on quite a

786
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Speaker 9: few things.

787
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Speaker 1: Actually, I know what selfish reason did you have?

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Speaker 11: I was his plast under his works Big Awards night,

789
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 11: and he was nominated, and he didn't make get to

790
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 11: the nomination part of the ceremony because he was too

791
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 11: busy looking after.

792
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 9: A drunk me outside vomiting. And what's worse is they

793
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 9: got this big group photo with all their awards and

794
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 9: he missed the group photo. And a week later they

795
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 9: used that photo on this giant billboard above. Every time

796
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 9: it goes to work, he sees this huge billboard without

797
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 9: his face.

798
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,720
Speaker 11: A bit different.

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Speaker 1: Well, unfortunate for him, but you know sometimes that's the

800
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: price of being in a relationship.

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Speaker 3: Woods, Yes, but we will love it.

802
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: We love it to Instagram photo sock sock shoo shoe

803
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: or sock shoe sock shoo. That's one of those heretical

804
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: underground them like bastards. That just savage the concept of

805
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: putting shoes on. Then, you know, get along and try

806
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: and defend your species because you're getting squashed online. Will

807
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: and Woody. If you want to say that you put

808
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: sock shoe, I can't even say it sock shoe. It

809
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: makes you feel Ranks nearly threw up on the microphone.

810
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 3: We need to shut him up Instagram.

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00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: Will and Woody, if you'd like to go and get

812
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,479
Speaker 1: around it, We're gonna get out of here though, Woods,

813
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: we are going to get out of you. Can shut

814
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: me up.

815
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 7: No no, no, no no, no.

816
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: Pity for sock shoe Bustard. Can get along.

817
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 3: Iheartradios.

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00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 1: The podcast is if anything else from the show Instagram,

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody Facebook wid a

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Speaker 7: Fresh Way to drives Home with Will and Woody